#i need the rody plushie like now

[peachyswann]

Save me FEM! Rody..... Save meeeee

[selfspinninglies]

obligatory intro post that I haven't made before despite being on this website for over a year -

-nsfw, homo/trans/xenophobic, ableist, racist dni.

-system

-our preferred names change a lot but for now just call us vince[nt], ivan, viscera, aorta, rot, or sinew

it/he/name pronouns [they/them occasionally] + any neopronouns [masc/neutral terms]

-I mostly draw oc stuff at the moment

-doodle/sketch requests are open !! (I will likely procrastinate to all hell on it though . apologies . Also i might not do them period)

-I write sometimes

-drawing box [the link is broken but i don't feel like removing it]

-spotify (don't make music it's just playlists jsknb, 79 to be exact)

-current hyperfixation(s): our ocs, [<- a lot of them] alien stage, body horror, vincent the secret of myers, therapy with dr albert krueger, killer chat

-messages are always open or talk to us on discord [our account is visionsuntangible just let us know who you are]

[taglist under the cut]

#noodle talks- just me saying things [self explanatory]

#defnotdoodles- doodles and sketches

#art- self explanatory, only finished things here

#not art- any post i make that doesn't have art [self explanatory]

#drabbles- writing tag

#fave- favorites

#mecore- self explanatory

#helpful- self explanatory

#for later- self explanatory

#sysposting- posts about system things

#moot- anything with my mutuals (ily <3 /p)

[au descriptions are simplified for brevity]

#kitchen sink- dead plate time loop au

#table for two- dead plate au that takes place after ending one

#ashtray- post abbatoir ending haunted vince au, extra salt in the wound he only kills Rody after they have their whole conversation

#cyborg theater- [might change the name later i just needed something] bad end theater x vtsom au

#Spotify- spotify links

#fanart- art by other people for my stuff <3

#plushieposting- posts about my plushies

#oc stuff- general oc tag + stuff that reminds me of them

oc story tags- #abyssal , #I'll love you when you fall apart [#ilywyfa] , #divine intervention, the anatomy of being wrong [#taobw], #experimental [check posts on those tags for what they're about]

[ratsoh-writes]

Personality wise i can very sarcastic most of the time and sound mean even when it isnt my intention. I'll speak up for people if they can't or are afraid and even with this :tough exterior" I have my soft times were I craft trinkets and stuff for people i like. I can be kind but damnit i can be obvious and I have a hard time with understanding emotions sometimes. I grew up half my life on a farm in the middle of fucking no where, we are blunt as fuck there.

Slurp a soup next to me and I'll spoon out your eyes. I hate it. I hate the sounds of slurping. it makes me twitch like a fish on land.

Also I need honesty and directness, I don't like guessing how someone feels and walk on egg shells. If you can't communicate with me then its pretty much over. I'll be patient but it'll run out quickly. also cheating pretty much is a very much dealbreaker, like, sir, leave. my standards are looooow damnit

some of my favourite items are my stitch plushy i cuddle with and my figurine collection. I love collection stuff of all sorts, dead animals, teeth, toys, special transformers stuff. I love transformers, who ever bing watches Transformers Prime with me, I'll marry you.

My hobbies are drawing, reading, writing, exploring the city or the woods. Also committing various gremlin crimes and vanishing into thin air at comic cons. blink and im gone. For being 5'9ft n chubby, i move incredibly quietly tehehe.

have fun, rody rodent~

Ehehehhe I’m so excited to do this matchup for you! Your description is way different from the first one you sent me, I think it was G I matched you with..? He definitely doesn’t fit anymore either way. Now I think you’re better suited to…. WEASEL! Lustswapfell papyrus!

Weasel is a chaotic little f*ck, but one who knows limits and can read people well. He can tell when a joke he makes went over your head, or the difference between you being snarky, and you being genuinely angry. Weasel is great at correcting misunderstandings and is a great partner for oblivious or blunt people!

You like figurines? He too loves them! Mostly it’s creepy dolls and clowns he collects, but he can also appreciate your transformers collection! He’s the kind of guy to mix the collections together and leave the figures in goofy positions to make you laugh. And while he may not be a robot fan himself, he does his damn research when he gifts people. He’ll never give you a repeat figurine

He’s so playful! And while he is adventurous, he’s also rather cautious. Weasel is full of both adventure and common sense. You can explore anywhere with him and not worry about him dying in a ditch somewhere. He’s much too smart for that.

The cheating thing… well is his job cheating? Weasel is a prostitute. He also works as a waiter, but the biggest part of his income comes from tips from his more intimate services. He’d never romantically cheat on a SO, but anyone being with him needs to understand what his work is.