#i need the redacted podcast for people over 21 when you can no longer play it off as cute and quirky and now you have to like | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

gideonisms · 2 years ago

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I listen to this podcast that's like for (redacted) people and their families and at the end of every episode they feature somebody's special interest and it's always a sweet kid who does posters or has a career planned. where's the love for some customer service manager named like ally or something whose passion for lesbian necromancers kept them from straight up stabbing customers. if you ask me that's had a greater impact on society. people are alive today because of it you know? just as a totally random example

#this is a joke #i'm joking #i need the redacted podcast for people over 21 when you can no longer play it off as cute and quirky and now you have to like #hold down a job and communicate with others #i love listening to self help podcasts i'm microdosing on being a human. nona was right other people's problems are so wild #that said some of these solutions & conversation suggestions seem wildly counterintuitive #i truly can never anticipate what they're going to say on there it's like plot twist every time i love it #they're mean to people i would have been nice to. they're nice to people i would have been mean to #one time they said you shouldn't call someone your best friend that's a lot of pressure and i was like. ohh so this is how their minds work #crazy #i'll call the bus driver who waited for me my best friend but okay #anyway the redacted podcasts are more relatable but unfortunately they are also like. if you have a redacted child in your life #a child in my life? oh no i'm proudly child free. celebrate that period every single month no offense to the kids of the world

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