#i need that green card anyways so perfect 😌

[namtanlovesfilm]

Not you falling for a thirsttrap 😅😅 We've all been there A, it's okay 😅

bestie........... I fall for thirst traps on the daily, do you follow my @offtay sideblog??? and honestly this blog??? one of the advantages of being bi is that I can fully take advantage of the quantity of pretty people in this world, and my eyes (and heart) are always ready to FEAST 😌💅 but yeah usually I don't fall that hard for random influencers but that man is so big & plump I fell in love on the spot 😭🥵 that's my future husband babes I don't even care I'll make him mine no matter what it takes, I just have to accidentally run into him & it's a done deal 🫶

UPDATE: HE LIKED & REPLIED TO MY COMMENT UNDER THIS TIKTOK 😭🥰🫶 (we're engaged now thanks for asking)

xxx

[sweetsweetbbq]

:: TYPES OF CAKES THE AOT CHARACTERS WOULD GIVE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY ::

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included: eren, mikasa, armin, sasha, connie, jean, ymir, historia, annie, reiner, berthotld, hange/hanji, levi, erwin, pieck, porco, zeke, niccolo x reader

part 1, part 2

MODERN au

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Eren -

he tried, he really did 😭

he tried following a YouTube tutorial on how to make the perfect birthday cake for your partner, but while we was baking, he realized he bought skittles instead of m&ms. so now you got a sour cake 💀. but you tell him you like it anyways so now he’s relieved!

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Mikasa -

our girl mikasa pulls through as always 😌

store bought but she probably drove bakery to bakery just to find a birthday cake you deserve. then when you come back home from work, she surprises you w a whole celebration. she defo invited y’alls friends to the parteyyy!!

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Armin -

THIS MAN 😍

get yourself a man who will panic over the smallest mistake when we works on your cake

but anyways, homemade for sure!! i can see him asking Niccolo for tips, advice, etc. he will make you a cake based on what he remembers you like. if you like flowers, he’ll put flowers on it. if you like the color green, he’ll make your cake green.

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Sasha -

sasha… 😇

she, connie and jean definitely made this together 😭 they really tried fr, thing is, they decided to wing it. they didn’t bother to watch a video or something, not even a recipe. but to your surprise the inside is HELLA good. but at the end of the day, people who ate the cake ended up with food poisoning 👍

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Connie -

store-bought. he requested for a chocolate cake covered with milo bits and surrounded with chocolate sticks. he wanted it to be PERFECT, and it exceeded his expectations. but he felt it was missing something. it needed a touch of connie ✨. so he added a shrek pic 💚

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Jean -

store bought, but will claim it is homemade just to fluster Eren and make him feel bad about the birthday cake he made for his partner.

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Ymir -

no cuz the SECOND i saw this pic, ymir was the first person i thought of.

homemade for sure, IT DOES TASTE GOOD THO. but i think the rest is self-explanatory.. u know what u have to do after this.. 🏃‍♀️

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Historia/Krista/Christa -

she will go big on you, like it’s your last birthday. LMAO JUST IGNORE THE TWENTY ONE 😭

storebought. whatever looks good to her, she shall buy. she won’t even look at the price or flavor. but they’re always perfect!! <3 along w the bday cake, she’ll make everyone make you birthday cards or else.. JAJDJWJ

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Annie -

annie babe… 😟

if it isn’t obvious already, it’s homemade. it’s basically saying “i love u so much pls dont ever leave me i will literally lose it if u go but i will respect ur decision if u leave me because i want you to be happy because i love you so please don’t leave me i rlly do love u” JWHDJJWJSJS

the cake is definitely something 😀 she will take it, take a bite, and chuck it out the window. she will make it up to you tho!! <3

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Reiner -

JJSJWJSJAJA,

when he was the doing the white icing part, he realised how umm.. not-so-good-looking the cake looked. he GAVE UP, so he just put “Eat me. I am ugly.” on it.. 😍👍

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