#i need phos singing evil songs on this blog x)

[neverendingparable]

Maso: Phos, should we torture them a little to be safe?

Maso: *is eager to do anything to amuse him*

Ulmar Deluxe: What!!

Ulmar Deluxe: Don't torture Adam

Ulmar Deluxe: I need him!

Adam Smithson is not impressed

Phos: :)

Phos: Should we~?

Phos: ;)

Adam Smithson is not impressed at all

Adam Smithson: Hmph

Adam Smithson: We answered your stupid questions!

Adam Smithson: There's no need to get even more annoying!

Phos: Annoying?

Phos: Ah my~

Phos: Seems like you still have no idea what I am capable of, are you~

Phos: Dear child, you should be taking as example of you little friend

Phos: And be scared~

Adam Smithson: Firstly, I am not a kid!!

Adam Smithson: Secondly! I am not scared of any weirdos!!

Adam Smithson: >:I

Ulmar Deluxe: *tugs at Adam's shirt*

Ulmar Deluxe: *in warning*

Maso: Do you not know who this is, Adam?

Maso: Phobos Umbris, the Shadowy Prince, the Terror of the Offices~?

Maso: Tsk tsk tsk

Maso: Uneducated

Phos: Don't you disrespect me, silly man~♪

Adam Smithson: *Oh damn no*

Maso: *eyes light up*

Phos: Don't you dare assuming you can handle~

Phos: Oh all the horrors I could make up and deliever right into this foolish head of yours~

Phos: *sinister jazz playing in the background*

Adam Smithson: *Oh no oh damn no not sudden singing*

Adam Smithson is greatly annoyed

Maso: *heart eyes*

Maso: *He is perfect*

Maso: *<3*

Phos: I can make you scream, I can make you cry~

Phos: Cause I got some power from the ~other siiiide

Adam Smithson facepalms

Phos: < shadows: he got magiiick from the otheeer siiiiideee~ >

Adam Smithson: Dammitshutup-

Maso: *smirks*

Ulmar Deluxe: *sits very very still*

Ulmar Deluxe: *Maybe they'll let us go after this*

Phos: < more of shadows pop up dancing & twisting in spooky forms and diming the light for extra effect >

Phos: ~I can look deep into your minds and souls

Phos: I could make your wildest nightmares come true~~

Phos: *raises his shadowy top hat up and winks at Maso*

Adam Smithson: *Wait was he wearing it before-*

Phos: ;)

Phos: Cause I got some power from the ~other siiiiide

Phos: < shadows getting spookier and singing along >

Phos: < surronding Adam and Ulmar for extra effect >

Phos: *his eyes glow brighter with green*

Maso: ✪ ω ✪

Ulmar Deluxe: *grabs Adam's hand*

Ulmar Deluxe: *whispers* You know what I am going to teleport us out of here right now

Phos: ~I can heaaaaaar you

Phos: You wanna run so try running oh running away but you can't hiide

Phos: Cause I got some power from the ~other siiiide

Ulmar Deluxe: …………..

Phos: < shadows: he got magiiic from the ootherr siiiiiiideee >

Adam Smithson: Doing a sudden musical number on us all of a sudden won't let you achive whatever!

Adam Smithson: Except getting kinda overly annoying, hmph

Maso: *claps excitedly*

Maso: Bravo!

Ulmar Deluxe: ………..

Phos: *bows at Maso*

Phos: *is def pleased*

Maso: That was amazing, Phos!

Phos: Why, I know~

Phos: >:)

Phos: Yet seems to me there is a second part Adam tries to ask for, is there not

Adam Smithson: What

Adam Smithson: Hell no!

Adam Smithson: No more stupid singing!!

Adam Smithson: This is ri-

Phos: *is suddenly riiight in front of him, very close*

Ulmar Deluxe: !!

Phos: *presses his finger to Adam's forehead*

Adam Smithson freezes as some shadowy smoke(?) wraps itself around his head as Phos touches his forehead

Adam Smithson: ……..

Phos: *looks him in the eye*

Adam Smithson: *stares back*

Phos: :)

Adam Smithson sees flashing pictures of familiar streets, faces and violent Things

Ulmar Deluxe: …………………………

Ulmar Deluxe: GLITTER ATTACK

Ulmar Deluxe: *throws a handful of glitter into Phos' face*

Phos: *disappears out of his reach*

Phos: *yet his shadowy grasp is still here for a little while*

Ulmar Deluxe: *points a finger at Phos*

Ulmar Deluxe: YOU

Ulmar Deluxe: Do not get to touch my bodyguard!

Adam Smithson watches flashbacks of the same events

Ulmar Deluxe: *for a moment forgets his fear*

Adam Smithson: *Ulmarno*

Ulmar Deluxe: You overrated pompous piece of shit, who do you think you are?

Phos: Ah my, getting daring for a moment here, are we~?

Ulmar Deluxe: If you ever try to touch him again, I swear to the high heavens your sorry ass will regret it

Phos: Ahw

Phos: is sure very amused

Phos: Such a pity tell this to you, tiny thing

Phos: But you can't do anything~

Ulmar Deluxe: …….

Phos: At least, without glitching out and dying in the process, I suppose

Phos: I doubt your silly so called guard would want that~

Ulmar Deluxe: *opens his mouth and then closes it again*

Phos: It would upset him much more than musical numbers~~~

Ulmar Deluxe: *decides not to fight back with words right now*

Ulmar Deluxe: *grabs Adam and teleports out quickly*