#i need horrid little guys else i combust

[popsicle-stick]

funniest thing is when it turns out someone actually has exactly the same takes on a fictional character as me but they finish like 'so yeah that's why i detest this guy' and it's like. ah. i see. i am a fundamentally different person however

[vampsired]

Babysitting Himari w/ Haibara and Nanami

summary: drabble about the day you babysitted Himari (Haibara’s younger sister) with haibara and nanami. This is basically more silly info about a smau: smau link (＞。☆)

an: I hope this is alr, I haven’t written anything in agesss

After coming back for a horrid mission gone sideways, when it came to asking Yaga if you could get a break from missions Friday tommorow he swiftly granted it out of sympathy.

Hai’s parents were both busy with work and asked if he could babysit today. He then asked if you and nanami could come over and hang out with them. -Haibara’s parents know you already from helping babysit Himari prior-

When Himari saw you come in front the door she broke out into a fit of squeals making a beeline towards you before you scooped her into your arms, her giggling as you bounced her around.

After getting her ready to go out you all went to the park, you and nanami just relax on the picnic blanket as he reads and you do whatever. Whie haibara acts like a big kid with his sister, going down the slides with her and going down the poles before her so he can catch her at the bottom.

Himari asks you to go on the big tire swing with her, you agree (bc she’s so cute 🥹) and haibara looks like he needs a breather, taking your space on the blanket next to nanami.

The little girl works up an appetite after zooming up and down the park, you all deciding on sandwiches because it’s a little too hot for anything else.

All the way to the shop, she decides to hold onto nanami’s hand, he’s a little confused because he thinks he barely does anything for Himari for her to like him.

(Bro he literally made her pancakes ones morning because she really wanted it, I feel like he gives off calm older-cousin vibes to her bc he’d help her with stuff like school work casually, wiping her mouth or clothes whenever she gets it dirty😣💕, Himari just ends up getting comfortable with him. She calms down around nanami because he’s calm and mostly quiet and she doesn’t mind at all)

Himari gets easily irritable before nap time, she cried for banana milk but it ran out. She 100% knew you guys were going to buy it for her because you guys could never say no to her. So hence the 8pm trip to the minimart.

You and Nanami said your goodbyes to everyone when Hai's parents came back, thanking you for today. Himari grabbing onto both you and Nanami by your shirts as you hugged her goodbye, her tiredly muttering, "you have to come back or ill find you" before she waddled back to her bedroom

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an: this is so cute I’m going to COMBUST, and Himari is 110% the devil child while Hai is so sweet, she doesn't take nothing from anyonee

[atinybitofau]

W O O Y O U N G ⟼ office au

WHERE YOU TWO WERE PAST LOVERS

a/n: my writers drought has ended bois lol

• “B-But sir.”

• “Don’t but sir me.” he wags a finger at you. “You need a vacation, y/n. I can’t have you working night and day coming in here looking like a complete trash bag.”

• you stare at him,

• at your boss in complete and utter disbelief.

• “Excuse me?”

• “Y/n.” Wooyoung shakes me in my chair, not necessarily as aggressive as he did months ago. “I’m saying this as your boss. And not as your past lover—“

• “You mean sex toy.” you correct making him roll his eyes.

• “Whatever you want to classify yourself— fine. I’m saying this so you could get some rest. You work too hard for me.”

• you raise an eyebrow at him.

• knowing Wooyoung for too long.

• you can’t believe he’s being so kind.

• after all,

• he did only use you for sex.

• “Are you sure this isn’t your subtle way of saying you need to get a good fuck and don’t want me around?”

• “Ugh.. yes?”

• Wooyoung feels bad.

• actually feels bad for being THAT guy.

• the guy that fucked you without feelings.

• no strings attached.

• but he just can’t like you like that.

• he’s only seen you as you are.

• his hot-as-fuck secretary with a rather obedient personality.

• “Wooyoung. As much as I appreciate your concern,” you jokingly smile pushing him away. “I don’t mind you finding sexual release elsewhere. I couldn’t care less. What we had is over. Plus, I’m here to work. Not to pine for your dick getting shoved down my throat.”

• he’s always found you quite enticing nonetheless.

• albeit, sometimes infuriating—

• but someone he felt comfortable talking to.

• “But still.” he leans against your desk pen in his mouth and arms crossed over his chest. “You deserve a break.”

• you sigh resting your head on the back of your chair in thought. “Maybe I do.”

• yeah maybe you do.

• work’s been a load.

• so has the overwhelming amount of papers.

• plus...

• Song Mingi has been trying to ask you on a date since last September.

• which he’s been doing for 4 months now.

• “So.. when can I start?”

• your vacation’s great.

• you think that maybe Wooyoung’s right.

• that you really did need this shit.

• how nice it felt to sleep and drink without knowing you’d have to wake up early the next morning.

• “Hey beautiful.”

• you lean against the doorframe smiling at a beaming Mingi.

• “You’re here early.”

• “Wanted to take you out for breakfast too.” he smiles as you let him in. “Did I bother you?”

• “No.” you sigh. “But I’ve gotta get these reports to Wooyoung before he has a panic attack at the office.”

• Mingi was his best friend.

• this could end bad or good honestly.

• but let’s hope Mingi doesn’t find out.

• let’s hope he doesn’t already know.

• “That’s okay. I’ll go with you. How does that sound?”

• terrible.

• “Perfect.”

• you think Mingi is too though.

• he’s such a good guy.

• not competitive and far from what Wooyoung wants from you.

• he even holds your hand the whole time on the way to work.

• talking endless amounts about his work travels.

• knowing you’d be interested.

• the employees at work seemed to be stunned by Mingi’s arrival.

• another CEO hand holding with you.

• none other than a notorious best friend of your own boss.

• “Woo, I have those reports you needed me to bring.”

• “Oh thank god, you’re here. I was about to— Mingi?”

• Wooyoung’s disheveled.

• looked like a whole trash bag without you working at your desk.

• and yeah he’s regretted ever giving you the vacation.

• wishing you’d still be his eye candy and doing half his job for him.

• “What are you doing here man? I haven’t seen you in a hot minute.”

• you look between the two.

• nerved by the sweet interaction.

• you don’t know why.

• but it felt like an ex boyfriend facing your new secret boyfriend who also happened to be his best friend.

• when that’s not even close to being the case.

• when you shouldn’t care at all what Wooyoung feels about it.

• “I’m taking y/n out on a date today. Been trying to ask her but she’s been so busy, she didn’t have the time.”

• Wooyoung stops.

• feels like hell froze over at his reply.

• ice cold.

• untamed by his jealousy.

• “W-What?”

• you hand Wooyoung the papers you need to drop off and pull Mingi away before he notices.

• not sure why he reacted like that either.

• “Um. We should go, huh, Mingi?”

• Mingi smiles at you and returns his hand in yours, eyes gazing down at you fully blasted.

• “You hungry that much?”

• you forget that Wooyoung’s even there.

• smiling at Mingi as he holds your hand.

• cause this was on the list of what you’ve been needing on a vacation.

• someone who would actually treat you like a woman and not like a toy.

• but Wooyoung’s about to combust.

• thinking he’s going to kill Song Mingi.

• and he can’t explain why just—

• can’t stand the fact another man has you wrapped around his finger like that.

• not when it should be him.

• “Why didn’t you fucking tell me Mingi’s been trying to snatch y/n all this time, San?”

• his adjacent friend who stopped by chuckles. “Hello to you too, cock sucker. What stick went up your ass that you have to yell this early in the morning?”

• he pulls at his hair, elbows on his desk when he thinks about it again. “The fact that Mingi walked into my goddamn office this morning. Hand holding my secretary for fucksake! That’s what stick got shoved up my ass. And that you and the guys have probably been planning my demise.”

• San rolls his eyes. “You’re lucky I haven’t told them about your scandalous affairs with her in the first place. What’s it matter to you anyway? You just wanted a good fuck from her, right?”

• wrong.

• but he thinks he knows San’s right for the most part.

• “Right! But that’s why. I can’t just share my sex toy.”

• San dead pans at Wooyoung.

• disgusted that his best friend was a complete idiot.

• “Has it ever occurred to you that y/n is a human being with feelings? And that she has all the right to date Mingi if she wants? And that you shouldn’t give a shit for that reason alone if that’s the one you’re gonna come up with.”

• Wooyoung’s a jackass.

• for not only using you as a sex toy.

• but for fucking around with your feelings.

• “Shit.”

• San sighs. “Yeah shit. Mingi is the last person in our group who’d ever use her the way you did. So if that’s what you’re worried about then—“

• it’s not though..

• it’s really not.

• “Would you believe me if I told you I liked her? For more than just sex. That I see her for more than just that? That I actually like talking to her, being with her 24/7. And that I don’t always want to pin her to her desk every time I see her?”

• “No.” the older shakes his head with a faint smirk. “Absolutely not. Because if I were you, instead of sitting here moping about someone else getting your girl, I would run out of here and tell her that. Change her mind about you before she actually does fall for someone else.”

• Wooyoung nods at San. “Thanks man.”

• “Go get her tiger.”

• San’s smiling like the little devil he is as Wooyoung runs out.

• shaking his head in victory.

• before texting Mingi,

• destroy-man-whore-Wooyoung is a go. I repeat, mission destroy-man-whore-Wooyoung is a go.

• “Everything alright?” you ask Mingi when he receives a text, mouth partly stuffed.

• he smirks at his phone before smiling at you. “Peachy keen, baby girl.”

• you eye him weirdly and think..

• Mingi’s been off since the office.

• staring at his phone for the past hour.

• he’s been nice and all but you can’t help but feel he’s lacking.

• like, the teasing you get from Wooyoung.

• the jokes.

• the undoubtedly horrid insults.

• you enjoyed those.

• because it made the relationship entertaining despite the intention.

• Wooyoung was just someone you felt comfortable with.

• maybe more than just a fwb or a boss.

• “Mingi, do you think I’m dateable?”

• he swings your arms from side to side, enjoying the small crowd of people as you walked back to your place.

• “Course.” he acclaims. “You’d be lucky to be anyone’s girlfriend.”

• “Is that why you’ve been trying to date me?”

• he chuckles at that with a nod. “I guess you can say that.”

• you do think Mingi’s not right for you.

• that maybe..

• you need someone with Wooyoung’s caliber to make your life as coordinated as you make his.

• as his secretary it was something you had to do.

• now it was just..

• something you want to do.

• you feel a weird ache in your chest when you think you want Wooyoung to return it.

• that not in a million years would you expect to think you wanted Wooyoung like that.

• “Mingi.. I had fun on our date and everything. But I think— OH MY GOD WOOYOUNG WHAT THE HELL?!”

• you pull at your boss’ sleeve shirt.

• in attempt to get him away from Mingi after he lands a solid punch on the side of his jaw.

• the older looking at the smaller stature man in shock.

• “Okay.” Mingi cranes his neck. “Okay pipsqueak. We get it. You don’t want me to date y/n but don’t ever fucking punch me again.”

• “Then don’t ever fucking lay a hand on her again.”

• you stare in bewilderment.

• fascinated you must admit.

• for Wooyoung’s bravery and possessiveness.

• “What the hell, Wooyoung?”

• “Shut up dumb bitch, I’m trying to be a man right now.”

• you scoff rolling your eyes and let him continue anyway.

• “Okay, now look Mingi, I don’t know if you knew this but me and y/n have been having an implicit relationship—“

• “A sexual relationship that’s clearly over.” you correct making him shove his hand over your mumbling mouth.

• “— yes our relationship and I don’t appreciate you trying to interfere. That only I will be the man to sweep y/n off her feet. Not some gentleman scumbag who’ll treat her like a princess.”

• “Ex-fucking-cuse me?”

• you gargle again when Wooyoung covers your mouth more.

• “I will do whatever it takes to be what this woman wants. Because not only do I love her but I appreciate her with every god damn muscle, fiber, cell, bone in my body and that I’ll give her anything she’ll ever ask for from here on out. So save the effort. I’ll do it for you instead.”

• you’re impressed.

• god forbid Jung Wooyoung has ever been good at the boyfriend department..

• or anything that involved actual romance.

• but you’re touched nonetheless.

• that Wooyoung wanted to do those things for you.

• after claiming you were just a pawn of his sex life.

• “Well.. I think you two definitely need some alone time to talk. And I need some ice for what you did to my jaw. So I’ll leave you to it then, Woo.”

• Mingi flashes you a hinting smile.

• watching him reach for his phone in his front pocket.

• then you realize what he’s actually been doing.

• promising yourself to thank him and whoever was involved for it later.

• “Wooyoung, what the hell was that about?”

• you taunt your boss.

• in the most subtle way possible.

• because he’s someone that you’d spend the rest of your life with.

• as his employee.

• as a fwb.

• as a friend and anything more.

• his girlfriend?

• “You just get me.” Wooyoung completes his thoughts, hand loosely dropping onto your shoulders. “God, y/n. Knowing you would be with another man.. was scary. I thought that it was the sex I liked. That you were so hot and comfortable that I thought that was it. How the hell am I supposed to know I’d fall in love with you?”

• you stare at him.

• lust ridden and tongue tied.

• wondering why you hadn’t realized the same thing.

• “Maybe because you’ve only ever wanted one thing in your life. Sex.”

• “You right.” he agrees with a sigh. “But now that it’s passed, I want something else.”

• you giggle letting him slowly push you into your house, kicking the door closed behind you.

• “Don’t get cheesy on me, Woo.”

• “Just this once, hear me out.”

• you’re breathless as he pins you against the door,

• his hands curling around your waist for the first time in months after you two stopped being lovers.

• face perfectly carved into yours.

• like two pieces of completely different puzzles.

• miraculously fitting together like you two were made for each other.

• “I want you, y/n. Not just for the sex anymore. But for everything you’ve got. Teach me how to love.”

• “You think you could learn that from me?” you playfully cringe, lips playing against his like a fiddle. “Something you could only learn on your own?”

• “Maybe you can’t teach me.” he whispers as he molds his lips with yours. “But you could still try.”

• “I thought this was supposed to be my vacation, Wooyoung?”

• “Okay then.” he hums against your lips in approval. “Let’s make this less work and more pleasure.”

• “I like the sound of that.”

@atinybitofau

here me out, it’s actually a good song okay lol. believe me!

[mildlyanxiousverge]

:He's soo mean and his morals are questionable and entirely miserable'

funniest thing is when it turns out someone actually has exactly the same takes on a fictional character as me but they finish like 'so yeah that's why i detest this guy' and it's like. ah. i see. i am a fundamentally different person however