#i need an apprenticeship in the medieval 'raising a baby you found in the woods to become heir to your smithy' type way
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anyone got any job openings for miserable slackers who did really good on the SATs and then never accomplished anything ever again
#i need to quit my job before it kills me and that is becoming increasingly literal. lol.#i cant imagine a version of my life where im happy#im vaguely confident it COULD exist but i sure can't find it right now!!#do any eccentric adhd benefactors want to adopt me and train me in their craft. i dont even care what it is i just need immense handholding.#i need an apprenticeship in the medieval 'raising a baby you found in the woods to become heir to your smithy' type way#im doomposting but im not in any danger just fyi. just feeling very trapped and miserable
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