#i need a writing tag jegus

[davestaresatthesun]

dirk system dirk system dirk system WHOO thiiiis part of the au is inspired by fribbitz's system dirk au :D

ofc Dirk host, also autism trait holder bc i said so :]

first alter was "dream dirk" [in cannon his dream self on derse]- the typical child-mind defending itself the only way it knows how- comes with his own backstory and memories unsurprising of a child's imagination, called 'Dirk Derse' or 'DD' to avoid confusion

Cal - gonna fit it in that Cal was a comfort item for Dirk until Bro started using it to torment Dave when he [Dave] was a todler. Dirk later feels bad for finding comfort in Cal, but rationalizes it as his memory of Cal as a comfort item it totally separate from the memory of it being used to torment his baby brother

maple - literal horse, considers herself a therian [typically a horse in headspace but also has a human form], caretaker

Hope [head ghost dirk (hehe get it cos jake hope-powered him into existence briefly)] - ghost, depression holder

sawtooth, except he's an introject of Dirk's DND character [will be explained more thoroughly later! hehehehe]- social/verbal protector

lil Seb/Sebastian - little, between 4-7, autism trait holder

of course Hal, literally splits to socialize when no one else can, hence 'auto responder', which Dirk literally think's it's just an auto responder robot acting for him in his head, until he realizes that's not normal lmao

Brody [brobot] - non verbal, protector, hangs out with Seb a lot, makes them all learn basic sign language

Rainbow Dash introject. literally Just There

[saintbia]

things to do on 4/13 (aka the silly little homestuck day)

-buy some faygo and drink it proudly

-or, alternatively, drink some "apple juice!"

-draw some homestuck fan art

-read sweet bro and hella jeff

-cosplay a hs character, any character, closet cosplays welcome as well

-stream broadway karkat's entire discography

-sharpie bath <3 (IM JOKING UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE A SHARPIE BATH. PLEASE, GOG, DO NOT TAKE A SHARPIE BATH.)

-make a silly little homestuck edit

-read/write a homestuck fanfiction (i guess if you really want to then go for it? listen i need things to fill this list)

-for my fellow kandi kids: make some homestuck themed kandi! (singles, cuffs, horns, perlers, etc)

-cardboard cutouts. do it.

-a bit of an obvious one, but binge read homestuck/the epilogues

-watch or make an animatic

-make a hs spotify playlist

-download pesterchum for pc

-crash newgrounds /j

-fall down the stairs /j (i warned you about stairs!! i told you dawg!!)

-cry because homestuck is turning 13 this year </3 (jegus grist i hope i did that math right)

-obsessively scroll the homestuck tag here on tumblr

lmk if i forgot anything babes and happy early 413

[lacrimosathedark]

I have a “call out post” for hellosandersfanders, since they’ve been so goddamn “kind” going around and “correcting” people~  I actually have them blocked so honestly it’s more of a vent and an informational post for people who are yet to block them. I’m also not tagging anyone so as to not bother them, but I use their full usernames you’ll still know what I’m talking about.

If you want a TL;DR, I essentially repeat this multiple times: PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO ENJOY THINGS. LET OTHERS ENJOY THINGS. YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT DON’T BE A DICK ABOUT IT.

I’ll start off with the preface that most of their “call-outs” aren’t tagged appropriately. Specifically, they tag thomas sanders as well as the original basic ships. So these could just pop up when you’re looking for some Patton and Logan snuggles or some Roman and Virgil banter or anything else. Which is really fucking shitty, especially when they gripe about people tagging incorrectly. You’ll see.

In their bio and later in a post they talk about how they are saying what everyone else is too scared to say and denying that they’re a hate blog. Actually, this is their bio: “THIS IS NOT A HATE BLOG. This is a blog that calls out blogs and people that need to be called out. I'm taking it upon myself to make sure that everyone's blog experience is trouble free by setting bloggers straight.” But when you go after people, not even critiquing but full on criticizing and attacking them, that’s not a call-out, that’s hate. And here’s another thing. You can be the smartest dick in the room, but if you’re still a dick no one wants to listen to you. 

Their first post is “Call out posts to fanders who draw fusions that include Deceit: that counts as a Deceit ship and it won’t hurt you to tag it as such. Stop being disrespectful and tag your stuff appropriately.”  Saying a fusion counts as a ship isn’t necessarily the case, for one. And then says it’s disrespectful to not tag them as a Deceit ship. I know a lot of the time reblogs don’t get appropriately tagged, but if you go back to the original work, all of them are tagged for Deceit in some way, and often have said fusion in the tags (Loceit, Moceit, Princeit, Anxceit). I have never seen a fusion where the original artist didn’t tag the fusion components. And it’s well known that some people don’t like Deceit or are triggered by him in some way, so most fanders make an active effort to tag him. So that’s bullshit point one.

The next rude post they criticized cattonsanders for not tagging food and eating warnings for their compilation of the Sanders Sides characters not eating properly. But here’s the thing, while it wasn’t tagged, they said right in the post what it was, and the first frames are literally a title card saying “nobody in sanders sides knows how to eat”. And they didn’t say “hey, can you try to tag food and eating in the future?”, they said “ this is cute but you should’ve put a tag warning for food and/or eating. next time be mindful of other people.” like they have the right to scold and demand. 

Next was them commenting on people commenting on a gif: “is it really necessary to add your comments on gifsets? why couldn’t you add it on the tags?” Why shouldn’t people talk in reblogs? You aren’t obligated to be part of the conversation or say anything, you can even go back to the original post without commentary and people enjoying themselves and reblog the original post. What is so goddamn tedious about seeing people talking and having fun over content they mutually enjoy? Fuck off with your fun-sucking bullshit.

They have made a handful of comments on randomslasher/LJ’s posts as well as a call-out so I’ll summarize: They think “LJ is everywhere” is and overdone joke and finds it “grating” that people still enjoy it, they think LJ is a hypocrite for understanding people don’t like Deceit while also sharing Deceit content, they say LJ doesn’t stand for anything and is a people-pleaser, and they said people shouldn’t “worship” them because they don’t stand for anything. So, to hit all of those points, as follows; You aren’t required to like a joke but as long as it doesn’t harm anyone just let people enjoy things. You don’t have to like something for it to be good. Next, people are allowed to like Deceit. The same way people can like Moriarty or the Joker or Deadpool or any character of poor or ambiguous morality. You can like a character that’s not a great person. Being aware that he upsets people just means you tag the content appropriately, not that you have to stop liking or sharing it because it makes other people uncomfortable. LJ isn’t a hypocrite for still sharing Deceit content if they like Deceit so long as they tag appropriately, jegus fuck. And I don’t know much about LJ, but do they really have to “stand for something”? It’s their blog, not yours, and it’s for fun, it doesn’t have to have a deeper purpose. And people don’t worship LJ, but they are admired for their content and personality. But they, and many other bigger blogs in this fandom, are constantly reminding their followers that they too are just people and just Fanders. It’s not fair to dislike them just for being well-liked. That’s just petty. They then whined when LJ blocked them, essentially calling them a coward. But I’ve seen LJ discuss things with people of less than like minds, and they aren’t perfect but they’re pretty respectful. They blocked you because you’re a whiny bitch, not because you disagree with them.

Next they went after princelogical. They said Marin is just imitating Logan in how he “speaks” and it’s “annoying and fake”. That rubs me the wrong way because I have been told I type like Logan talks at times, but y’know what? I’ve been told before ever hearing the name Thomas Sanders that my writing seems cold and distant and intelligent and precise. That is how I learned to write and express myself. It’s possible, even likely, that Marin is similar, that he is similar to Logan in that way and were prior to Logan existing. And people who mimic or pretend to be the characters that they criticize, so fucking what? People aren’t allowed to explore the characters or themselves, or practice writing or getting into character like that? They also say: “He’s also very in your face about being christian, which is very offensive to people of other religion like myself.” News flash, buddy, they say right in their bio that they’re Christian. Don’t like it, don’t follow him. And here’s a thing, I hate organized religion with a burning passion. But his religiousness never does more than poke at a nerve. And he uses it as a way to spread positivity instead of hate like a lot of Christians do nowadays. And hey, that someone is personally another religion and shares it on their personal blog is not an offense to someone of a different religion, be fucking mature.

They next attacked organizeddiscord, and I don’t really know Sam so I’m gonna argue more with their points, if I make a wrong assumption about her I apologise. For context, I don’t know if she does this so imma put the first part of their comment for you to judge rather than piece it apart: “Does nothing but complain about her content not being reblogged then constantly makes posts that guilt trip people into reblogging her content, starts unnecessary drama,  and  acts mean and horrible towards Deceit fans. I don’t like Deceit too but I never act the way she does.” After that they go on to say how she is “forcing” the Virgil/Thomas ship on the fandom and how it’s disrespectful to Thomas. Look, I hate that ship too, it weirds me out, but no one is forced to read any of what she posts about it (blocked tags and tumblr savior exist for a reason) and anyone is allowed to create anything they want, that’s not forcing it on anyone. And I don’t see how it’s disrespectful to Thomas. Sanders Sides Thomas is a characters, Shorts Thomas is a character, they aren’t real. Thomas knows abut ships, he has said he thinks they’re cute. He makes jokes about the concept of sleep essentially being his wild boyfriend, and there was a joke about him sharing his bed with his anxiety, which is essentially Shorts verse version of Virgil. And guess what? You don’t have to like it for her to be able to enjoy it. She’s allowed to enjoy it. They later said she was plagiarizing when she took a text post that has been circling around, and also sourced it, and made it a Sanders Sides essentially fake quote. And they demanded she take it down. Buddy...that’s not how things work. It’s not plagiarism if you say it’s not yours. And she did the right thing in sourcing it too. But this happens all the time, are you going to attack every “fake quotes” thing ever, even just in this fandom? Because honey even you don’t have the time for that.

They then go after theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly and boy did I feel like a cat with their hairs on end when I saw them be a dick to Cole. They don’t like Cole’s shitposty humor. It’s not for everyone but a lot of people think he’s funny. And some of his crazy shenanigans come from medications or even from just being bilingual and keeping words right. The “childish talk” I find funny, and it’s not like it’s baby talk, and it can also be rather insightful. Plus even if you think he sounds stupid, here’s the thing: most people sound smarter in their native language. Cole isn’t from an English-speaking country. He is allowed to not use every word like it came out of your goddamn English textbook or some stupid novel or whatever. And the bear thing is because his username and icon are a reference to Crofter’s whose mascot is a bear. If you aren’t gonna bitch at Thomas for making so many Crofter’s jokes, then leave Cole the fuck alone for it.

They then made a call-out for what-even-is-thiss and...sadly I agree with them on this one, though I hate how rudely they worded it, so I’m just gonna copy what they said. ““Roman” if that’s even his real name, has no regards to other people’s feelings and just says whatever the hell enters that brain of his. He is so bad that other blogs have called him out. And yet he acts as if nothing has happened. No remorse or anything.” I will say one thing though; Roman, to my recollection, is a trans guy and chose his name. He’s allowed to choose any name he fucking wants. And even if that’s not his real name? It’s the fucking internet didn’t you guardian teach you not to give out personal information on the internet?

They then called out anxietys-room for not being helpful and for passing it off to followers to give advice. Here’s the thing; they aren’t professionals. They are normal people who want to help people struggling and can only do so much. And I’ve seen a number of times them pushing help lines for people who desperately need that. How shitty do you have to be to attack something so well-intentioned?

They then yelled at insanelycoolish for not putting their story under a “Keep Reading”, which they used later for their taglist. It’s a fair thing to say, long posts you don’t care to read are obnoxious. However, they didn’t ask if Finn could fix it or do something else next time. They said this: “would it kill you both to add all of these under a read more?” “you both” presumably is referring to the-pastel-peach, whom Finn was conversing with because she enjoyed his fic. But she can’t do anything, it’s not her post. Ugh I’m so sick of this dude...

This is all that’s on their account for now, but let’s circle back to their bio. No one needs to be called out for having a different sense of humor than you or liking things you don’t like. You aren’t making the fandom trouble-free, you’re causing trouble and pain and anger by attacking our friends. Maybe that’s your real intent. But either way, you have made yourself our enemy.

You have no right to consider yourself a Fander, so I hope you don’t. Thomas preaches caring and acceptance, and asking nicely for things you need. He would be ashamed of you.

[delcat177]

Emote thingy!  Tagged by @evrengreywrites

✍ Tattoos: I got Mr. Saturn here on my ankle, he needs a refresh.  I still need to get Mom’s memorial tattoo done, and I still want a Tenda somewhere where he’ll normally be covered up on my back (he’s shy) and a Kirby on my other ankle.  Probably others someday.  I used to want to get a single dot of ink and refer to it as my dead pixel, but I think the joke’s dead now. 😷 Surgeries: I had a small cyst removed from my forehead as a little kid (local anesthetic), had a retinal detachment repaired somewhere between 15-17, wisdom teeth out in my early 20′s, and last September I finally got my walking papers on my hysterectomy. 🏥 Broken bones: No, and while I appreciate that, it also kinda drives me nuts because I worry that I write them wrong. 🔫 Shot a gun: I think I shot my sister’s BB gun as a kid at the target we had for it, but that’s it.  I only like guns in fiction.  Slingshots are pretty fun, though. 😕 Quit a job: If volunteer work counts, I skipped town on volunteering at Goodwill after they had me spend two hours moving stickers from one side of a batch of candles to a slightly different place on the batch of candles and realized I was not making a positive change in the world.  I don’t think they noticed I was gone. ✈️ Flown on a plane: Sooo many times now.  I’m fine in the air, but I still cling to the seat for dear life on takeoff and landing. 🚙💨 Driven 100mph/160.934 kph: No, and hopefully never will. 🚁 Rode in a helicopter: No, but I’d like to.  I think. ⛑ Gone zip lining: No, and maybe? 🍼 Watched someone give birth: Not yet, I should watch a video or something at some point but I think my heart would give out. 🏈 Been to an NFL game: No interest. 🍁 Been to Canada: Multiple times.  One of them was even fun because it wasn’t a trip to Grandma’s! 🚑 Ridden in an ambulance: No and no interest, knock on wood 🏦 Visited Washington D.C: Nah 🌞 Visited Florida: Have been and will go again (Didneyworl) 🗻 Visited Colorado: I’d like to see the Badlands someday. 🎉 Visited Mexico: Nope 🎲 Visited Vegas: Oh dear God I’d die 🍔 Eaten alone at a restaurant: Um, yeah?  Is this uncommon? 🎤 Sang karaoke: At a house party, if that counts. 🐶 Had a pet(s): Sooooooo many. 🎿 Been downhill skiing: I actually used to ski a lot (Michigan) but it was cross-country more often than downhill.  Hills were involved occasionally, though. 🎼 Ability to read music: I have tried to learn piano multiple times and I absolutely cannot read music at all.  This is a hindrance to playing the piano. 🚵 Rode a motorcycle: I don’t think I’d feel safe on one. 🏇 Rode a horse: It’s been a long time, but it’s enjoyable.  They’re good large dogs. 🏥 Stayed in a hospital: One night, after the hysterectomy.  I had been afraid I would have a bad experience with it, but aside from now being totally unsure about whether the bald, intense nurse I remember standing by my bed with a tray of instruments most of the night being real or not (proooobably not), it was fine.  I was.  I was on a lotta drugs. 💉 Donated blood: I’ve been turned away a good half-dozen times for low iron and managed to donate once, which promptly wiped me out for a week.  I JUST WANT TO HELP... 🏕 Slept outside: Does camping count? 🚗 Driven a stick shift: Why does stick shift even still exist it’s so unnecessary.  I think I might have once or twice and hated it. 🚓 Rode in a Police Car: No, and no interest |D 😇 Grandkids: Jegus I’m 29 years old slow down 🚤 Driven a boat: My father let me take the wheel/pedal when we were waaaaay out on the lake on fishing trips and then take it back when we got closer to shore.  Paddleboats are more fun, though. 🐌 Eaten Escargot: I’d like to try, but at the same time, I wouldn’t. 👽 Seen a UFO: I see flying shit I can’t identify all the time.  My eyesight is poor.  (In the conventional sense, no.) 🚢 Been on a Cruise: No, and I’m torn between thinking it’d be nice and going “poop bags tho”. ⛽️ Run out of Gas: No, when I drove I was meticulous about topping off because it was rural Michigan and before cell phones were a thing. 🍣 Eat Sushi: WHENEVER I CAN.  Not a lot of raw fish because of OCD paranoia (see also escargot), but I’m trying to branch out.  Last time I found out surf clams are delicious! (Yes, this was absolutely because of Don’t Starve: Shipwrecked, because I am impressionable fiction gives me courage to try new things.) 👻 Seen a Ghost : In the conventional sense, I’ve never seen anything out of the ordinary, ghostlike or otherwise.  However, I have heard and felt and experienced shit that...well, more things on Heaven and Earth, Horatio.  There’s plenty of stuff we haven’t explained with science yet, I’m waiting on answers.

I tag @qglas, @kittlesandbugs, @minecraftcactus, @titleknown, @melancthe, @newageretrovirus and anyone else who wants to fill this one out 8V