#i need a sports anime about this team istg

[ratfc]

[mayday505]

BSD Figure skating AU !!!

I've had this idea bouncing round my head for so long because I skate and i need the drama of the sport as the main plotline in the fic for ONCE instead of romance so HERE WE GO:

Also some context before i go; this is written BEFORE the ISU raised the age limit for seniors from 15 to 17, so this will reflect that. In this AU, it is based loosely off both current skaters and former skaters, ill make another post about who each character is modelled after, BUT the time periods these skaters are from fluctuate from now all the way back to 2014, so in this AU the only quads that have been landed by men are 4 toeloop and Salchow, and none in the womans. COOL NOW ON WITH THE RAMBLE!!!!

Dazai Osamu, prodigy figure skater under infamous coach Mori Ougai. He, alongside his teammate, friend and rival Nakahara Chuuya, sweep Juniors for their first two seasons, with Dazai winning every competition he enters.

Commentators and experts describe him as the future of figure skating and claim he has a talent that can't be trained. This includes very limited amounts of pre-rotation despite Mori's way of coaching (which teaches his skaters to rotate from the back instead of the hips), incredible artistry, and beautiful spins

Both him and Chuuya are tagged to be the two most likely contenders for the gold medal in the next olympic cycle, which as of their first junior season, is 3 years away, over current senior world champion and current 2 time Olympic Gold medallist Dostoyevsky and the Japanese National Champion at the time, Edogawa Ranpo.

Two years later, in their first senior season, Dazai becomes the youngest Japanese man to complete the grand slam, winning every competition he entered, beating out Fyodor by a heavy margin

This all points towards Dazai being the next olympic champion and subsequently he qualifies for the national team.

The next season starts out strong when he once again takes the GPF gold, and then wins again at the japanese nationals

At the olympics, Dazai is chosen twice for the Team event, making history by breaking multiple records and acquiring the gold for the team. Everything points to him sweeping the individual event the next week.

However, in the days before the individual event, a japanese news outlet reports that Dazai had failed a drug test during Nationals earlier that year.

At first Mori stays quiet, until he gives some half hearted excuse shifting the blame off of himself whilst the media continue to hound Dazai, and other skaters become animous towards him, blaming him for doping/ruining the competition.

Dazai is allowed to compete, and as a result, the prediction of three years that he would take gold is flushed down the drain as he fumbles through both programs, placing in 4th.

The hearing for his doping case is adjourned soon after, finding him innocent. He is reinstated for competition just before worlds, where fans expect him to take Gold and reclaim his title after the mess at the olympics.

He doesn't and proceedes to bomb out at worlds, later withdrawing from the world team trophy and not being heard from all summer.

The next season, Dazai comes back for test skates, visibly injured and distressed, abandoning Mori's coaching team the week after in favour of Fukuzawa and former world champion and japanese skating legend Oda Sakunosuke.

OKAY THATS AS FAR AS I GOT!!!! thats like the expostition of it all or like the kind of intro to what i have planned for this fic!! i love rambling im gonna write this istg. SEND ME ASKS PLS ABT ANY CHARACTER THIS AU IS MY BABY.

[venus-says]

Healin’ Good Precure Episodes 31-35

The anti-vax go crazy at the sight of the new Healin' Good power-up weapon.

I honestly don't know how to start this post, I think I never actually knew how to do these ever since I began this thing, but anyway back for more Precure! It only took me five weeks to get back this time, hooray!

You know, I wish I was more happy and excited to be back, but being frank, I'm not really? Part of it is because I feel like I lost the touch for writing, but the biggest reason is that I will be kinda negative about the things I have to say and I've been trying to stay away from negativity, especially now that my cat is sick, and I didn't want to be a source for negativity. But it's already December, I've neglected this blog a lot already and I feel bad for it so I decided to do something about it.

But to be honest, those weren't the only reasons why it took me a month to be back... I've actually been avoiding watching Precure. Well, I've been avoiding watching most of the things I write about because I've overdone it at the beginning of the year, and burn out hit me seriously, but from everything Healin' Good is what I've been avoiding the most. I know it doesn't seem like it, considering the last 3 posts I've made in the past 4 months (wow) were of Precure, but I've been watching the other shows here and there, I've just been sitting on a huge pile of drafts in my Evernote because I can't put my thoughts on those shows in a cohesive way for some reason, but when it comes to Precure, while it's easier for me to write about, I didn't feel compelled to get back and watch this show.

Every time I would sit down to watch a Precure episode at the same time I would open YouTube and Twitch in the hopes of something else I was more interested in would be there in my subscription box so I could avoid watching Healin' Good. And it's not like I think the show is utterly bad or isn't even like I don't have a good time when I actually sit down to watch the show, I just... lost interest. I think ever since Earth's debut my interest in the show has been decreasing more and more, and I don't know how to pinpoint if it's actually a problem with the show or if it's just me and the headspace I've been in ever since the pandemic hit Brazil. Yes, the story had plot points that I didn't like and the flaws of the show have been more apparent in my eyes with each time I watch it, but at the same time sitting down to watch one episode isn't an excruciating experience (especially when i'm not live-tweeting, istg i don't know why I ever thought that would be a good idea), I just don't feel attached to these characters as much as I did before and I'm not engaged in seeing what their story will become in the future.

With that being said, I think you all are already prepared for a post that won't be very positive so I guess it's time to put my personal rambling aside and talk about what y'all came here for, episodes 31 to 35 of Healin' Good Precure.

When I left in the last post I know I've said the cliffhanger of Episode 30 was a good one, and well... Episode 31 used its boots to step on my fingers and made me fell from that cliff. I forgot that since we were ending in that action the next episode would begin with the Cures being defeated, the major portion of the episode would be for dealing with the tension, and the new power-up would come at the climax. And that was exactly what happened, except that there was no tension at all and the power-up didn't feel like a cathartic experience just a Deus Ex Machina. The episode was very anticlimactic and just very uninteresting as a whole and once again, I know I'm going to be very repetitive here, it all comes down to the villains.

Everything that is depending on the villains' side to make me feel something 9 times out of 10 won't make me feel anything because of how boring they are. They made such a big deal about the villains evolving after using the Mega Parts, but it feels like anything changed. Shindoine is still just "the girl", Guwaiaru is still just the dumb strong guy, and the so-called power we're supposed to see from these new forms don't really make much of a difference since these two never get into actual fights with the cures, only the MOTW do. Daruizen is the only one they make stuff with, but it's more because they're really desperate to make him and Nodoka to be deeply connected and so they'll mold his character and personality to forcefully match him with whatever Nodoka's problem will be in that episode, if they need him to be the bored one he'll be, if they need him to be the curious type running experiments he'll be that, if they want him to be a selfish lone wolf they'll make him be. And that's just boring, at this point this villainous team and a cardboard cut-out are basically the same thing.

While also speaking about this "evolution" from the villains, you would think the new human-powered Giga Byogen would bring something new to the table, but no. It's just the exact same thing as before just with a bigger range for creating infections and a slightly higher defense stat. They aren't used in creative ways neither proposes a different treat that the other Mega Byogens did, proof of that is that in Episode 35 instead of a Giga they bring back a Mega just to show how irrelevant they are. They're also different from other monsters who draw their power from humans like a Nottrigger, or a Desertrian, or a Zetsuborg, where in most of the cases the summoning of the monster would be relevant for "solving the problem" afflicting either the victim of the week or the people around them. The teacher being affected didn't make his son appreciate the father more than he did before because that wasn't his conflict, Nodoka's doctor didn't have a revelation about his talents for medicine and Nodoka also didn't get anything new that she hadn't already learned before in the episode, neither did Chiyuu and her rival, you could completely delete the fight and that episode would've reached the same conclusion. Heck, the victim of episode 32 had only TWO appearances before he was turned into a monster, I doubt he was on screen for more than a minute, and they didn't need Touji to be there protecting the dog in the middle of the fight BECAUSE CHIYUU WAS ALREADY AWARE THAT HE'S A BRAVE HARD-WORKING KID BEFORE. These monsters are completely irrelevant and they don't add anything else to the show, and that's just really sad.

Back to Episode 31, let's talk about this power-up, shall we? Being straight to the point, I don't like it, both in the visual and narrative aspects. I visually like them even less now that we already know how the movie power-up looks and how much those forms are way more interesting than just a bigger hair and bigger skirts with a set of wings in the back that you could find in a Halloween costume sale. But who cares about how they look when this power, that is the manifestation of the the four cures combined powers together with their respective healing animals, comes out of nowhere without anything specific happening for them to trigger the appearance of the Healin' Good Arrow and the Special Healin' Good Bottle. Guess is needless to say that the Special Healin' Good Style doesn't feel special at all, it's like it only exists just to sell toys. Well, it's not like everything in this franchise is just to sell toys, but they usually know how to merge this with the story of the show and this didn't happen here. Also, for Christ's sake, this is the second year in a row where the name for the group powered-up attack is just the name of the series being used in the more boring way possible, where has their creativity gone to? The only good thing I have to say about this is that it gave us the healing animals doing some sort of rhythmic gymnastics and Pegitan twirling in that is prime content.

Overall complaints done, let's move one. (these will be quicker)

Episode 32, at first I thought I wouldn't like this one because they brought back this weird rivalry Pegitan has with Chiyuu's brother that doesn't have much of a reason for existing, but it was actually pretty sweet and heartwarming seeing Pegitan leave behind that and showing that he actually cares a lot about Touji, this silly rivalry is just his silly way of showing it (Showing it to who? I don't know, since no one but Pegitan and the audience seems to be aware of this, but shhh). This episode also made me like Touji, before he was just a background character to me and I didn't care much for him, but now I see him as more of a character of his own and not just Chiyuu's brother.

Episode 33 was my least favorite of the bunch because it connects to what to me is the worst plot point of the show: Nodoka's illness being a magic thing. If this had never been a thing, I'd be completely here for this episode. Nodoka's Doctor leaving his job because he felt powerless regarding Nodoka's disease and that being what drives him to go overseas to start doing medical research?? That seems great, and Nodoka feeling guilty for him leaving, while in actuality she's his inspiration is actually pretty emotional. But to me, it all just loses a lot of its importance because Nodoka was never sick after all, and unless this dude discovers on his own about the Byogens he pretty much went through all of this emotional trauma because and for nothing, it all becomes sad when you remember this aspect of it.

Episode 34 was going very well to me up until it's last moments where instead of sticking with a somewhat unique perspective on how to do a story like this they just throw it all through the window and instead of making Chiyuu and Tsubasa friendly rivalry exist outside the world of competitive sports they make Chiyuu change her mind and decide to pursue the World Tournament because you obviously can't have other interests and want to pursue different things when you're out of school, you gotta do that all your life, no other option allowed. This got me so disappointed, y'all have no idea.

Last but not least, Episode 35 which was my favorite, probably because it felt completely disconnected from the rest of the show and I could freely enjoy it in a separate pocket dimension without thinking about the rest. But regardless this was just a very fun and over-the-top episode that wasn't concerned about anything else other than just being fun, and that was exactly what I've been needing. Also, volleyball and beach volley is just cool as heck and seeing that incorporated in the fight of the episode was just fun as hell and a good change of pace. Akane sure is proud.

And that does it for now. Much like at the beginning, I also don't know how to close this one, especially after writing all those bad things and the fact that I'm not that excited for what's to come next. Well, let me know how you feel about all this, I don't know when I'll be back with another post but I promise I'll at least reply to any comment I receive. Without much else to say I'll leave you all with my usual sign-off. Stay healthy, stay safe, never stop resisting, thank you so much for reading, and until the next time. Healin' Goodbye~

[yakumtsaki]

I only call you when it's half past five, the only time that I'll be by your side, I only love it when you touch me, not feel me, when I'm fucked up, that's the real me, when I'm fucked up, that's the real me, BABE ♪

Here we fucking go again, desperately trying to make the fuckboi wolf commit to a serious relationship. My plan to turn Komei into a werewolf crashed and burned last generation and Jojo has had the want locked for like 10 years and it just won’t fucking happen. I’ve never had a non-cheaty werewolf in this game, I don’t know how other people do it but I’m having a ridic hard time with it. Victor’s ghost is judging me and who can blame him.

Speaking of, Shajar’s makeover is this wolf shirt, and yes, full shade intended. I still can’t believe she rolled popularity, way to single out your weakest spot and make it your life’s purpose. I mean that would be like Wyatt rolling fam-  ..nevermind.

UGH. Will you pick a fucking attitude and stick with it you furry asshole??? 

What kind of defective cuck wolf even is this. He won’t befriend us but he won’t attack either, he just sits around with his plastic bone playing house. USELESS. I didn’t know it was possible to hate a digital animal this much..

..but here comes Maxx to defy all expectations. Happy birthday Maxx, you look so wholesome and Lassie-like, I’m sure life with you will be like a vacation!

LOL. Is antagonizing Sophie really how you want to start your adult life, Maxx?? Well I guess having eyes is overrated.

SOPHIE WTF. You beat Victor but can’t take on this flop? Where is your holy warrior spirit??

- I’m old af and starting to worry about my eternal soul, so I’m literally turning the other cheek.

Nice, thanks for nothing. God I miss Victor.

Man, Maxx has ISSUES. He doesn’t even have a mean personality or a bad relationship with the cats, why are you like this you freak??

NOOOO not the fucking pet fight club again omg MAXX YOU DICK

Great, amazing job, Goro! The real Goro is rolling in his grave. All this went down in literally under a minute after Maxx grew up, talk about determination. 

-HA, kneel before Zod!

That’s not even from Mortal Kombat, Maxx, god, can you not make this worse than it is?

-Yea like I give a shit, what am I, some kind of fatass nerd cat?? I’m a dog, bitch, I like running..

Omg.

-And playing outside..

OMG.

-And being affectionate to my owners!

STOP. Christ, what kind of monster have I brought into our lives???

-One day in and I’m already the alpha.. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Oh yes, Maxx is.. The best boy. And soon this cat legacy.. will be history.. the Age of Dog.. is finally.. upon us. 

💔💔💔💔💔

Not that we needed further proof that Maxx was given to us straight out of Satan’s unholy womb, but guess who else loves him on top of Cyneswith?? Why, Wyatt, of course, chief of police married to a serial killer, truly the best judge of character the world has ever known. Show me your friends..

..and I’ll show you who you are. UGH DAGMAR

-As a mailwoman I’m programmed to hate your kind, but I feel such a connection between us.. It’s like the universe conspired-

GTFO. Don’t test me, istg I’ll marry you in..

..you actually don’t look half bad compared to what else is out there. Shajar brings Toadface McBooberson here home from school which. why does bigger cleavage clothing even exist for teens and why do I have it, I really need to stop downloading default replacements in the dark. Anyway, hope you’re all ready for the adventure called ‘What is Shajar’s sexual orientation/does she even have one’!

Ugh, this certainly feels familiar. Shajar please, PLEASE fight your Jojo genes, I mean everyone loves Cyneswith, this is shaping up to be Gunter/Jojo volume 2 AND I CAN’T DEAL WITH IT AGAIN

-So, Butterface, my ambition in life is to have my own music theme play whenever I enter a room, like Darth Vader or Mary Poppins-

-Isn’t the sound of people already in the room sighing enough of a theme for you?

-Well it looks like one little frog around here isn’t getting turned into a princess!

Yea, I really don’t know what I expected?? Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.

Speaking of daddy dearest, let’s check in. How’s it going, Jo? Great? Thought so, ok bye-

-DON’T YOU DARE PAN AWAY AND LEAVE ME TO MY MISERY MY ASPIRATION IS SCARLET RED

I’m sorry Jo but I’m a hear no evil, see no evil, spend-legacy-time-on-no-evil type of bitch and your life just bums me out at this point. But if it’s any consolation, it’s all your fault!

-HOW THE HELL IS IT MY FAULT I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT

Um, YEA YOU DID. This is generation 2, we’re barely middle class and being heir is quite literally a shit job. Of course you could have minimized the impact had you chosen someone else to marry, but you just HAD to have Wyatt Narcolepsy Monif so.. talk to you later?

-Wyatt I’m worried our ship is sinking and no amount of rotting birthday cake can ease the pain.

-Oui, my estomac hurts toό.. Nothing 14 heures of sleepé won’t remédit of coursé :)

-DIDN’T NEED SUCH A GRAPHIC REMINDER THAT LIFE IS GARBAGE

God, wtf more do you want, 15k and still whining-

-OH. Well this just has Wyatt written all over it, but omg he tried to do a household task, just got confused at the very end. Bravo, leaps and bounds!

Meanwhile Shajar is having a successful interaction with a family member!! It’s a toddler who can’t get away, but whatever, it counts. Looks like this is a game-changing night for everyone.

-YES IT REALLY IS.

Jojo how about you take a page out of Komei’s book and devote your leftover energy to cats or cooking contests or banging Marissa Bendett instead of this constant, obnoxious guilt-tripping?? Man I really didn’t appreciate Komei while I had him.

7 a.m., the usual morning lineup, start on the chores and sweep 'till the floor's all clean, polish and wax, do laundry, and mop and shine up, sweep again, and by then it's like 7:15,  

and so I'll read a book, or maybe two or three, I'll add a few new paintings to my gallery, I'll play guitar and knit, and cook and basically-

-just wonder when will my life begin? ♪

And of course that’s Victor making his nightly appearance and helping put Jojo out of his misery. What a sweetheart!

With the addition of Wulf and his 10 active points generation 3 has officially evolved past sleep, we’re talking 10/10/9 (Shajar you lazy bum) and it’s seriously exhausting. You know how when sims are asleep you can check your phone or eat smth or w/e, yea that’s simply not happening anymore, I’m in constant vigilance all night long..

..and thank god because otherwise I would have missed Allegra and Victor’s ghosts playing??? WTF MAXIS. I’ve never seen this before and it’s the rare combo of sad and adorable. Right in the feels ❤️💔

THAT WASN’T AN INVITATION TO EXPRESS YOUR SADNESS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME JOJO

Oh “ok” it’s a cockroaches related freak-out. I don’t see anyone else crying over them but that’s Jojo for you. Exterminator bro if you’re that grossed out by a pile of dead insects I have some bad news for you regarding your profession. And while we’re on the topic of professions and crying:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You may recall that Wyatt has been one promotion away from his LTW for about 150 years and all we’ve been doing since is trying to amass the 8 friends needed for it. Welp, we finally got them through our blood, sweat and tears, so what does Wyatt do the day he was supposed to get promoted?? Get fired of course, what else! 

Honestly I’m not even mad, this truly is like the culmination of everything we know Wyatt to be. I mean just cast your minds back to the final moments of this post. We knew what we were getting into. Rock on, Wyatt!

-Nό, there is no disgracéd police capitaine in this maison! Quelle?? I’m not even Français! Et toi shouldn’t be calling personnes at 5 p.m when everyόné is sound asleép!

Time for the black sheep to get the full Kylo Ren treatment. Looking good, Shaj! Now let’s put that hot makeover to use-

-NO.

Here we go, HUMAN contact. Toadface was a bust so let’s try a dude. Shajar do you mind talking about something other than your dead pets??

-But I don’t want to talk about anything else!

Yea and I don’t want to overstate things but I’m getting the distinct feeling finding you a partner is gonna make Daniel’s run at it look like Californication.

Well, the data we’ve gathered so far points to Shajar being a noogiesexual, I’m sure somewhere on tumblr there already exists a pride flag for it. 

That’s right, mop up the dog piss from that grass and think about the face you present to the world.

HOW IS YOUR ASPIRATION GONE TO SHIT AGAIN. WTF ARE YOU DOING WHEN I’M NOT LOOKING, GOING AROUND FACING YOUR FEARS?? JFC

-I have a perma fear of leading the miserable life I’m trapped in.

-Oh look, my kid is potty trainted and I get 5k points.. I’m soooo happy... Definitely don’t miss my serial killer days...

Ok I can’t take this anymore, either Wyatt will have to take up more household duties..

..or we can aim for something within the realm of reality and build a robot servant instead. And if you’re thinkering you’re not whining! Everyone wins.

In the dead of the night, a time when only 12 year old children are awake and watching god knows what-

-Game of Thrones! Team Stark!

Ugh, of course you are-

-Wulf grows up! 

-Woo happy birthday Wulf! Don’t even try to come for my golden child crown, I’m as perfect as my grades.

I don’t like what Game of Thrones is doing to you, Cyn.

First thing Wulf does after his pj makeover is head for the keyboard, which makes the choice for his general makeover clear as day:

Wulf...Wolf...WOLFGANG. I mean, some things are just written in the stars..

..AND SOME THINGS AREN’T, in this case Shajar’s dating life. We get another Butterface McBooberson (wtf is it with this dress in this town) but this one is also sporting terrible hair as a bonus. Score!

Great, we’ve moved from music themes to dead pets to world domination. At least we’re committing to the Kylo persona. Butter 2.0 is into it?? Get a grip girl.

-Um why do you think I have this last century hair? I’m very into monarchy.

This is not only going non-disastrously but dare I say, well?? I can’t tell if I want it to work or not though, on one hand I’ve made my feelings about this face template abundantly clear.. on the other hand this is the first human (except her 10 nice point sister) to like Shaj.. 

..thankfully it looks like there’s no need to solve that dilemma after all. Btw at the time of this writing I literally still don’t know if Shajar is into girls or dudes, or both. No reaction to anyone whatsoever. 

Meanwhile even after the noogie Butter is super receptive and doesn’t hate us? I was as shocked as you are, if we were rich I’d think she has some ulterior motive but nop, it’s just low standards. God bless them-

-cause we made our first friend!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank the fucking lord Shajar’s LTW isn’t friend related, take a wild guess what it is instead.. And of course, the answer is ‘become Mayor’. I can just see the banner now: ‘vote Shajar Union or face the deadly consequences’.

-Ahh my dear, finally, no screaming toddlers ruining my life while you pretend you can’t hear them.. Now I can slowly start un-resenting you.. Maybe there’s hope for this marriage after all..

Not if Cyneswith has anything to do with it! After spending her entire childhood cockblocking by sleeping in her parents’ bed, she literally grew up just as they were about to woohoo for the first time in 10 years. how in character. Wanna know what isn’t in character??? Hold on to your seats, everyone..

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OK THEN. Much like Wolfgang there is but one appropriate look for the above:

Did anyone think fucking Lolita Cyneswith was remotely possible, let alone probable?? ROMANCE?? And into the elderly???? I thought that combo was bad enough, I mean then you bring in the tinkering factor on top of it and it’s like, Waylon Fairchild and college profs won’t know what hit them.. How naive I was. Things can always, always get worse, and in this family, they usually do. You can probably tell where I’m going with this.. Fast forward a few days and the LTW shows up..

..........................................yup. You know it’s been months and you’d think I’d have articulated a response by now that isn’t just screaming or miscellaneous incoherent sounds, and yet! what can I say, sometimes emotions are so powerful that words fail us. In lieu of a written reaction please listen to this song after the specified time stamp. It’s 3 minutes long and the only lyric is ‘oh no’.

[writers-leir]

soulmate!non-idol!mingyu

soulmate!non-idol!mingyu where your soulmate’s first words to you are tattooed on your wrist

you have one of the,,,,,most confusing words to deal with,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

it’s literally “duck”

your parents were so confused about it????????? like why would the first words your soulmate says to you be an animal?

and you struggled so much during childhood games like duck duck goose

even in sports when someone would yell “dUck!!!!” just so you don’t get hit by a flying basketball or something

you’ve kind of grown accustomed to asking everyone “are you my soulmate?” but unfortunately none of them have those words inked on their skin

and then when you get into university you decide to join a sports team

you end up becoming the basketball team’s manager

you’re not complaining because it’s not boring and the guys are rEALLy attractive especially when they’re playing

the senior manager (who’s graduating at the end of that year unfortunately) is training you

and in the middle of a practice game they just??????? blow the whistle??????? and you’re like akdsgjaksldg aRE YOU ALLOWED TO DO T HAT

and the boys all stop because ??????????? the whistle>?????? what could be so important that the game has to be stopped???????????????

and they crowd around the manager (and the coach is lowkey annoyed like >_>)

and you’re like aklsdjgjaskdglas this is so nerve-wracking and you kind of slide behind the manager

but they pull you out and they’re like !!!!!!!!!!!guys!!!!!!!!!!! this is y/n and they’re gonna be the manager next year when i graduate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you’re ready to cRY because the manager is just holding you by the arm and the guys are all staring at you

until one of them (later known as choi seungcheol aka s.coups aka the captain) steps forward and grins really widely

and you’re like wow?????????????? his smile is?????????????? amazing????????????? beautiful???????????????

and he bows and

really loudly

yells

“please take care of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

and you jump because almost instantly the rest of the team does the same

and their voices echo in the gym for like a good ten seconds

unfortunately none of them are your soulmate

anD THEN

you get a liTTLE bit of hope when the manager looks around

and realizes

“where’s mingyu?”

the rest look kind of confused too until his roommate steps up

“he broke his hand a few days ago”

and you know the chances are TINy but you’re still hoping that mAYbe this missing person is your soulmate

a week later you’re starting to get the hang of being manager

and you realize that you’re starting to get the same amount of exercise as the boys with the amount of running and lifting you do

like to fill their water bottles you have to run to the nearest water fountain which is like????????? so far?????????????????????????

and other times you have to go to the vending machine to buy them energy drinks

(you’ve started carrying a box with you after the second trip when all fifteen of them asked for drinks)

you’re still wondering what mingyu is like because his hand hasn’t healed yet

until one day you’re walking to the gym

and like

the second you step in you hear someone yell “DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!” and you turn around to see what’s happening and suddenly

a basketball??????????? slams into the wall beside you??????????????????????? and when it drops to the ground there’s??????????? a mARK???????????????????????

you kind of freeze up because omg?????????? what if that hit you???????????????????

but then someone who you’ve never seen before runs up to you and your first thought is ‘wow he’s cute’

and then he stops in front of you

and he looks really worried

“are you okay?????????????????????? i’m so sorry i didn’t think anyone would be walking in!!!!!!!!!!!!”

and you kind of snap out of your shock and look up at him (because he’s a tall bean)

you say “i saw my life flash past me”

and then it’s his turn to be shocked

but then!!!!!!!!!!!! he smiles!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it’s the brightest smile you’ve ever seen (even brighter than lee seokmin which is saying something)

and he goes “it’s nice to finally meet you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

and you’re confused until he shows you his wrist

and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tattooed on his wrist are the words you just said to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you’re like asdhgjkasdasdhgasjkldgasjdkg whAT

because did your soulmate really just,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,almost kill you??????????????????????????

but he honestly looks so happy like he has no idea that he almost lost his soulmate

“i was always really worried about how i’d meet you to have those words be the first ones you say to me!!!!!”

and you laugh awkwardly like ahhaha,,,,yeah,,,,,,,,,,

he turns around to tell the rest of the group but then he gets smacked in the face by a basketball

and everyone’s like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mINGYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and when he falls down onto his back and you’re like ajdsgkasdgaksjdgh oh my GOD ARE YOU OKAY

and he kind of opens his eyes really slowly

and you’re like omg your nose is bleeding i’ll go get some ice!!!!

but he grabs your wrist???? and you’re like ?????do you need something else?????????

and really slowly he’s like

“,,,,,,,,am i in heaven?????? because you’re an angel”

and everyone’s like istg mingyu i’m going to kILL YOU

and you’re stuck between kissing him and kicking him

but you’re like screw this and you lean down and kiss his cheek

before running out of the gym rEALLY quickly to get some ice

and your face is buRNING like you can fEEL the redness

back at the gym the rest of the guys are like ohhhHHHHHHHH KIM MINGYU GO GET IT

he’s RED okay like remember minghao’s hair that time?? yeah that’s how red his face is

but he’s sO smiley and giggly and the rest of the guys are lowkey like gross take your lovey dovey act out of the gym

but they’re still super happy for him

(the news soon spread throughout the school and you’re approached by xu minghao who just stares at you before asking “are you sure?”) ((mingyu almost got his ass whipped when he said that minghao was just jealous))

honestly mingyu follows you around like a puppy and he acts like a lost puppy when you’re gone

like one time you were sick so you couldn’t make it to the practice

and he looked sO lost like he didn’t know what to do omg he got hit in the head like seven times until the coach was like miNGYU JUST GO SEE HER and he was like yESSIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and left in the middle of practice still in his gym attire

no one ships you two more than jeon wonwoo

no one

but at the same time no one gets sick of you guys like jeon wonwoo

because being kim mingyu’s roommate means that he sees you two together very often

you guys just watch movies and talk really loudly and he teaches you how to cook (if you didn’t already know) ((but let’s be honest he probably knows wAY more recipes i mean have you seen him on one fine day (aka 13 castaways)))

you both get teased a lot by his friends about your tattoos and you guys kind of just aldsjghaksdgshkDGHADJKGADG

until you find out about seungcheol’s

mingyu got his ass whipped that day

[monkeecamsie-blog]

i was tagged by the always adorable @kamelodi - thanks! 

Rules: answer these 92 statements and tag 10 people.

THE LAST:

1. Drink: orange flavored tang for breakfast this morning

2. Phone call: my dad. he was asking me to drive for him because he was feeling lazy lol

3. Text message: my boss, with last-minute reminders about our trip

4. Song you listened to: darren espanto’s cover of chandelier

5. Time you cried: last saturday, at a wedding i went to (i got really weepy during the vows lol)

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: yes, and i regretted it lol. once a jerk, always a jerk?

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: definitely. 

8. Been cheated on: unfortunately, yes. and i haven’t been in a relationship since.

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: um.. all the time.


11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: in my younger years, yes! tequilla was my poison of choice lol. now i just get tipsy and sing a lot (badly)

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: does it have to be three? because i only have 2 favorite colors: black and red. black because for me it’s the color of elegance, and also because i strangely find black comforting? red because it seems so vibrant and vivid, and for me it really is the color of passion 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yes! and i’m so thankful that i became friends with them

16. Fallen out of love: yes. it was a learning experience for me. 

17. Laughed until you cried: definitely! i love hanging out with my friends, the sassiest, most sarcastic bunch of people i’ve ever met. they make me laugh ‘til my tummy hurts

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yes, when i first joined the fandom. it was not pretty

19. Met someone who changed you: yes. and even though the past couple of years have been tough, i’d like to think i’m now a better person because of these people and experiences

20. Found out who your friends are: yes. true friends are hard to find

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: um several someones *runs away*

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: prior to me deactivating it? all of them. i don’t really add people i don’t know 


23. Do you have any pets: i used to have an arowana, but then it died, so i only have some goldfish now

24. Do you want to change your name: i used to! but then i’ve grown to love it

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i hung out with friends, went out with my dad to my fave mexican resto, hung out with friends some more lol

26. What time did you wake up: 6 am, had an important conference call

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping! because i had to wake up early lol. but the night before that, i was starting a new drabble

28. Name something you can’t wait for: the next time exo comes back to manila! istg i will find a way to watch, so i need to save up. also, i’m excited to finally see some friends in person (you know who you are!)

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: um 3 weeks ago. we had a fight so i haven’t seen her since then


30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: there’s a lot of things i’d want to change, but i don’t know if it would be a good idea. i think that things happened the way they did for a purpose

31. What are you listening right now: the pokemon black and white theme song. my nephew is watching it on tv lol

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: not that i recall! does that tomas count? if so, then yes! lol


33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my awkwardness. my social skills aren’t very good


34. Most visited Website: tumblr, aff, goodreads

LOST QUESTIONS.

35. Mole/s: none. i’ve actually discovered new ones recently

36. Mark/s: um i’m not sure?? hehe


37. Childhood dream: i wanted to be a marine biologist when i was younger, but that didn’t really pan out. i also wanted to be a nun. *cackling*

38. Hair Colour: chocolate brown

39. Long or short hair: shoulder length?

40. Do you have a crush on someone: erm yeah *runs away*

41. What do you like about yourself: i can’t think of much at the moment. hmm... maybe that i don’t get bored easily? leave me alone with a few books and i’ll be in a corner reading the night away

42. Piercings: 4 in total, just in my ears

43. Blood type: erm.. i think it’s O+? lol

44. Nickname: cams, cammie, cam

45. Relationship status: perpetually single. lol  

46. Zodiac: pisces

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV Show: goblin, weightlifting fairy, big bang theory, friends

49. Tattoos: i would love to get one! hopefully soon

50. Right or left hand: i’m a rightie

51. Surgery: does getting stitches for a wound count? lol

52. Hair dyed in different color: yes! i dyed my hair for the first time last year, and it was a beautiful vivid red. then it eventually faded to an ugly orange lol

53. Sport: i was on our volleyball varsity team. i also like badminton, but i’m not that good at it

54. Vacation: my last vacation was a trip to japan last year

55. Pair of trainers: just 1. lol goes to show how much exercise i’m getting these days

MORE GENERAL:

56. Eating Currently: reese’s pieces 

57. Drinking currently: just some water to counter the sweetness of the chocolate

58. I’m about to: pack for our trip to the beach, yay! :)

61. Waiting for: the day to end lol

62. Want: to be paid just to fangirl haha

63. Get married: nope.


64. Career: i write and edit stuff.

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: butterfly kisses! but hugs are great too


66. Lips or eyes: both?? i like them equally

67. Shorter or taller: taller than me please. although this is easy because i’m a smol haha


68. Older or younger: hmm.. no preference? maturity doesn’t rely on age.


70. Nice arms or nice stomach: erm.. either of the two?

71. Sensitive or loud: a combination of both. someone who can fill in my quiet days and cheer me up, but then can be sensitive to my moods as well


72. Hook up or relationship: relationship. always.

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: no. stuff like this has to have meaning for me.

75. Drank hard liquor: yes

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no

77. Turned someone down: haha yes

78. Sex in the first date: nope!

79. Broken someone’s heart: yes

80. Had your heart broken: yes

81. Been arrested: nope!


82. Cried when someone died: yes

83. Fallen for a friend: yes. didn’t end well lol

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: some days.

85. Miracles: i feel a bit jaded, but i’ll say yes

86. Love at first sight: nope. “attraction at first sight” would be better.. it’s not love yet if it’s just at first sight.

87. Santa Claus: haha no

88. Kiss in the first date: haha yeah this happened once

89. Angels: yes. i’d like to think that we all have angels watching over us sometimes

OTHER:

90. Current best friends’ names: boots, patty

91. Eyecolor: a boring dark brown

92. Favorite movie: amelie, i am sam, les choristes, departures, shawshank redemption, pretty woman, beauty and the beast (the animated version)

i tag: @dyodorant @xxlostinthedragonxx @tipahnoona @kimchispaghetti @kyunseu @loyalkaisoo @kaisoodrabbler and anyone else who would like to do this!