#i need a sakusa in my life tbh

[zmbiesuga]

UNLEARN MY HURT — s. kiyoomi x gn!reader

sypnonsis: growing up in a home where lashing out was normal, it's weird to have someone be so patient with you as you unlearn all those toxic behaviors

warnings: mentions of fighting, reader never learned how to properly express themselves (me), sakusa is so loving and patient that it's sickening, hurt/comfort-ish??, established relationship, use of petnames (angel)

notes: i want to preface this by saying, i used my own experience with my toxic household so i'm sorry if it doesn't resonate with everybody, i also wrote this at 5 in the morning so if there're mistakes whoopsies, i'll fix them later

something people don't realize, is that sakusa kiyoomi is a patient man.

he's patient with atsumu when he's annoying him, he's patient with hinata and bokuto as their rowdiness becomes too overwhelming for him, and he's patient with himself as he takes deep breaths to avoid snapping.

sakusa kiyoomi is in touch with emotions and is open about how he feels. he seems brooding and closed-off, but he's the last person to hesitate to tell someone how they're making him feel.

sakusa kiyoomi is your polar opposite.

it's hard for you to open up about a lot of things, especially anger. it's hard for you to keep it in check, so you push it down. the more you do it, the worse it becomes. which leads to your small irritation becoming full-fledged rage at the simplest of things.

this is something that rings true tonight as you walk through the door to you and omi's shared apartment, pinching the bridge of your nose with closed eyes as you let out a heavy sigh before you hear kiyoomi emerge from the living room.

"hey," he says softly as his eyes look at your figure up and down (that's something else about kiyoomi, he can read people eerily well), he can almost smell the anger radiating off of you, "...you wanna talk about it?"

he walks over to you and puts a comforting hand on your shoulder that you shrug off almost immediately as you walk to the kitchen, where he follows.

after a few minutes of silence as you get yourself a drink, you turn to kiyoomi with furrowed brows, "why don't you ever get mad at me?"

sakusa blinks a few times in confusion before he furrows his own brows, "...what?" he questions in that same soft tone, "you want me to get mad at you...?"

"no," you say firmly, almost in a sneer, "i said, why don't you ever get mad at me."

truth be told, you were yelling at yourself to shut up and stop while you were ahead. ultimately though, you decided to ignore your better conscience as you continued to attempt to push his buttons.

"i mean, if you shrugged my hand off of your shoulder and ignored me, i'd be fuming," you admitted, your voice slowly getting louder, "i just...don't understand why you never scream, why you never get mad at me and take it out on me as a response."

sakusa took a deep breath before he responded calmly, "because what good would that do us, angel?"

your eyes widen slightly as you look at him, searching your brain for an answer, "because..." you mumble as you trail off in useless thought.

you can't actually think of any reason, you just know that's how your parents dealt with things. pushed them away until it got too much to handle, and then snap at each other almost over nothing.

you look away from him with slight embarrassment as you swallow the lump in your throat as sakusa walks over to you, holding your face between his hands.

"it wouldn't do me any good to yell at you, even if i'm irritated with you," he said, "i just find something else to take it out on, like the volleyball court or taking some time alone. something i can do to process how i'm feeling."

you look up at him as your eyes become glossy, placing your own hands on his where they rest against the side of your face.

"angel, i love you, but pushing down how you're feeling isn't healthy," he says in a comforting tone, "and it also isn't healthy to take it out on someone who hasn't done anything. i know emotions are hard, okay? but i need you to understand that i'm here to help you through them and figure out what works best for you."

you looked up at him and nodded as you blinked, a few tears running down your face in the process that sakusa quickly wiped away.

"so how about we go sit down, and you tell me what's actually wrong, okay?" he asked again in a soft tone, a warm smile tugging at his lips.

you nodded again as you took his hand, sitting down on the couch as you prepared to open up.

he was right, emotions are hard, but having someone as patient as sakusa kiyoomi around makes them a little bit easier.

[angelkiyo]

haikyuu characters as romance tropes + songs in my playlist ❀

a/n - this was a thought i needed to get out..! i love music n i love haikyuu soooo. i also did a series similar to this but w actual one shots but tbh compiling them is smarter ngl. totally fw the spotify linked in my nav btw :0 — unedited drabble/thought piece

——“ they just can't reach her, princesita inalcanzable / le rompieron el cora, pero nunca se la perdió" (igual que un angel, 2023) - after years being your friend, getting friend-zoned for so long and finally getting a chance to date you, they're whipped and put you on a pedestal. they know all that you've gone through regarding relationships and would want nothing but your happiness. they're the immense green flag you need and would treat you with nothing but respect, sending you notes in class, and making you little bento boxes filled with their cooking, sending small poems that remind them of you but then again, you deserve it. you're as sweet as sugar and in their eyes, you're an angel on earth. they don't know when their feelings for you started, but when they finally confessed to you, it was the happiest they've felt. you've been their “other half” for so long that all your mutual friends have been telling you to get together, so imagine your friends' reaction when they see you and them on a date one random day, hand in hand and with your head on their shoulder as the two of you sat waiting for the bus back to your place.

best friends to lovers : kageyama tobio, BOKUTO KOTARO, ojiro aran, IWAIZUMI HAJIME, SHIMIZU KIYOKO

——"only like myself when im with you / nobody gets me like you” (nobody gets me, 2022) - both of you strive for excellence, only really wanting to achieve the best academically and on the court during gym class. it's obvious how strong your rivalry with him is, that even your friends jokingly tell you "just kiss already" when you already do. the two of you would be taking little secret rendezvous when you're supposed to be studying to be at the top of your class and staying up after his volleyball practice when everyone leaves. it felt thrilling as no one knew about your relationship (after constantly bragging that you didn't need a significant other). but once your grades began to slip, you couldn't risk losing the source of validation you've gotten to know for so long. you still had your ego and your pride to maintain, and he understood. he understood more than anyone which is why you felt yourself so emotionally attached to him. leading the both of you to enter an almost endless cycle of attempting a secret relationship while also trying to achieve validation from academic success.

rivals to lovers (and rivals again) : shirabu kenjiro, KITA SHINSUKE, tsukishima kei, sakusa kiyoomi, KUROO TETSURO

——"i burn for you / and you don't even know my name" (close to you, 2024) - after accidentally adding them on social media from quick add (due to mutuals from school), you find yourself in a predicament. you're from the same school and know of them, but know that you have never talked to them. you've never even interacted with them at all in real life. though, for the past few weeks, they're earned themselves the title of a talking stage, staying up until 3 in the morning sometimes, just to talk to you. you two would play valorant or whatever video game you’ve been wanting to play and last hours on video call, sharing playlists and being mutuals on everything. although, talking for so long caused him to be a little bold, flirting with you a bit. you're in different classes yet every time you have a break in class, you talk to them, sending snaps of what you do and so does he. so when you finally have your first date in person, you panic and in all honesty, he does too. what if you two don't get along? what if you thought he was weird? your first thought was that he's very handsome, that's for sure. though, it felt that all you really needed was to just talk as you've gotten past the digital barrier and had natural chemistry in real life.

online love : kozume kenma, SUNA RINTARO, miya atsumu, TENDO SATORI, terushima yuji

——"no one's ever good enough / i want a love like i've seen in the movies" (like the movies, 2021) - you met them at a barnes and noble during a regular day after school. you’ve always been a hopeless romantic, longing for love between the pages of a romantic comedy book or film. so when you bumped into them, books in hand, it felt like a spark between you two. the two of you ended up exchanging numbers to talk more, then meeting up and talking / hanging out in person (a date in your opinion). being in a relationship with someone else who also understood the want to fall in love “romantically” felt amazing. every time your school would have a game, you’d go and cheer them on from the sidelines, wearing his spare jersey. good morning texts, gift baskets for monthaversaries, huge love letters, and frequent dates felt too good to be true, and it was. you can always expect them to have heart eyes and only for you, as well as listening to your rants and theories surrounding different romance novels and films. especially your thoughts on the concept of the meet cute.

meet cute : AKAASHI KEIJI, yamaguchi tadashi, sugawara koshi, OIKAWA TORŪ, miya osamu, SEMI EITA

[angelsparkls]

all my favorite fics that no one asked for:

* = my absolute favorites

multiple ship fics:

All in the Cards (series)* - (haikyuu) MY FAVORITE FIC OF ALL TIME! although lengthy it is such a good read and has a lot of popular ships! the au is such a cool concept and the plot and characters are thought out so well it’s amazing and should definitely check it out

The Crystal Miracles - (kuroko no basket) based off steven universe but coming from someone who has never watched steven universe the fic was not super dependent on it and was just based around the plot of steven universe (apparently i talked about with my friend who actually watched steven universe) i thought it was cool so definitely recommend! also a bit lengthy but worth it

friends, worlds apart - (haikyuu) it’s mainly bokuaka but there’s other ships so i decided to put this fic here. tbh i don’t remember it too well but i do know it well enough to know that it was really good! it’s a pretty long hogwarts au fic and is based off basic plot points from harry potter but it’s not too similar imo so overall a good read!

Haikyuu:

Death Threats & Wine Bottles - (semishira) domestic semishira. that’s all. it’s cute. there’s nothing to not like about it.

Saltwater Room - (kuroken) i think i read this because of a recommendation and man it was funny. i enjoyed all the fun little bits of kenma and hinata just being friends but also the more serious angsty parts and having the whole conflict with kuroo and kenma’s dream. *sigh* it’s good but lengthy. worth it in my opinion but i like long fics so maybe not your cup of tea

When I Fall In Love - (semishira) i can’t really remember this fic since i read it a long time ago but i do remember liking it! the band au/pianist au concept was cool seeing it with semishira and they are so supportive of each other after they get over their annoyance! it’s not as long as the other long fics i’ve recommended but definitely give it a shot!

Cover My Thoughts In Gold - (bokuaka) some classic soulmate au because they are soulmates so why not have a fic that has them be confirmed soulmates

True Ending - (kuroken) marriage proposal in the best and cutest way possible and one that perfectly fits them 🥺

Cat’s Out of the Bag - (kuroken) it’s just some cute little scenes of kenma as a shapeshifter and kuroo not knowing. it’s quick but so so cute how they interact

Maybe, Probably - (sakuatsu) cute hogwarts au of slytherin atsumu and ravenclaw sakusa. yeah that’s basically it

Rose Gold - (semishira) ROYALTY AU SEMISHIRA AAAAAAA definitely one of my favorite considering that I actually never see a royalty au centered around them

Vibrant - (semishira) im a sucker for soulmate aus but this soulmate au especially was such a cute concept!

A Musical World Thanks To You - (semishira) soulmate au fic but you can hear songs that your soulmate is listening to! it really is such a good concept with semi asking shirabu to be in the talent show with him and perform a song and yk yk big build up to the moment hehe

Dog visits - (kyouhaba) the classic “oh he’s different than i thought what do i do now” and yahaba being soft with kyoutani’s dog is everything and kyoutani not knowing how to deal with yahaba barging into his life 😍

be my honeybee - (kyouhaba) tw: implied/referenced child ab/se if you aren’t comfortable with that please don’t read <3 but it is a good fic and addresses real issues especially with kyoutani not really having anyone to help him until yahaba came around. it’s a bit long and made me cry a little so that’s why it’s good

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back - (kyouhaba) everyone has superpower abilities!! i always love aus like this so it’s not a surprise it’s one of my favorites. it also touches on mental health in the form of kyoutani doing too much for people when he doesn’t need to and always sacrificing himself for others even when it makes him unhappy. it’s so good tho if you ever decide to read it because it is a bit long

rewrite the stars - (kuroken) arranged marriage au where kenma and kageyama are going to get married but by the end they realize that they are marrying the wrong people and its so cute seeing kenma come to that realization

Kuroko No Basket:

The Frog in the Well - (midotaka) it has been a while since i read this fic but i do remember laughing about this and just thinking it was overall cute especially with the whole aspect of being a loose retelling of “The Frog-King” and i know two other people who also read this and thought it was cute so there’s that

The Witch in the Tower - (murahimu) this is from the same series and author as the previous knb fic i recommended because this fic is also based around a fairy tale and i found this really cute because they are kinda domestic in this fic since there’s just an adopted child in a tower… anyway

Feels Like Winning - (murahimu) just some soulmate au for them because murasakibara not knowing how to deal with feelings <3

Only with You - (kikasa) a cute fic for this surprisingly underrated ship! it’s not too long but encompasses these idiots’ relationship in this fic perfectly

Claws and paws - (murahimu) this shapeshifter au is so cute because like height difference 😍 and also the whole idea of like himuro being this tiny cat compared for murasakibara is funny to me. it’s kind of long but i enjoyed it!

Other Fandoms:

Boy Problems - (mirio togata x tamaki amajiki) an OG for me it’s actually one of my first bookmarks and it’s a cute little oneshot that reminds me how oblivious and stupid these idiots are

the blind leading the blind - (childe x zhongli) it’s not really focused on relationship but it really touches on the betrayal that childe feels after realizing that zhongli gave his gnosis to signora behind his back and i think this fic is so very cool for creating that scenario and executed it perfectly!

kintsugi - (teru minamoto x akane aoi) oh lord. oh god. this fic actually kinda broke me. it’s a very bittersweet fic that makes me go OMG YAY and then oh oh oh oh /neg but it does end happily. at what cost tho. it’s so so so good tho definitely recommend. a little lengthy but not too bad

Look At Me Like That - (momotarou mikoshiba x aiichirou nitori) THIS FIC SUMS UP THIS SHIP PERFECTLY! ITS SO GOOD! like the whole thingg of ai having unrequited feelings for rin but is now in love with this idiot momo is exactly how i see their relationship and having that tied up in this one fic.

[drearybanana]

In order to make myself depressed I decided to write down all my longfic wips and categorize how many words they are and how finished they are.

When the Dust Settles- Danganronpa, multiple pairings - 80k words, 75% done.

drv3 kids are rescued before the filth murder and sent to Jabberwocky island to hide from Danganronpa. Not canon compliant because I forgot some of the details about how the third game ended when I started it, then decided I liked the misremembered ending better.

Baby, Don't Hurt Me - Sk8, Tadaai - 39k words, 20% done. maybe. my outline for this one is pretty loose.

Tadashi takes a bullet for Ainosuke, forcing them both to reconsider their relationship. Mostly a kind of Ainosuke rehabilitation fic about him loosing pretty much everything and having to rebuild his life from scratch. Honestly very attached to this one, but it's also sort of a 'Am I good enough to write this the way I want it' kind of thing...

The Snake, the Sun and the Blossoming Branch - sk8, matchasnakeblossom, 29k words, ?????% done.

Sequel to Recovery where Adam is dead and Tadashi is badly injured after their fall of the cliff. Tadashi doesn't know what to do with himself, but ends up with a job as the manager of Sia La Luce. This one is... complicated. I have a lot of ideas but no real plot, or maybe a lot of different ideas for plots that I'm not sure about. TBH I think I've probably written, like 60k words and shuffled them around, deleted and undeleted and I'm just stuck. A big problem is the Adam in Recovery is not really my actual impression of the character? Like, I started recovery very early in the show when Adam was still kind of Skateboard Hisoka so I just made him a pretty one-note villain, so it's hard to try and write all the Tadashi relationship stuff when the adam in that fic isn't really consistent with how I view adam... I still want to write it though. I like what i have and I like the character interactions.

Royal Pardon - hq!!, Sakuatsu, 37k words, 50% done

ABO royalty AU. Sakusa takes over Inarizaki, which was kind of a shithole. Atsumu and Osamu were planning a coup to dispose their father, and Atsumu convinces Sakusa to marry him in order to legitimize him to the people. Sakusa's a suspicious bastard and Atsumu's a tricky bastard. my first ABO fic and I was like 2k in before I realized I fucking forgot about Betas T.T. still, I have a solid outline for this one.

Star Crossed Rivals - p5, shuake, 18k words, 15% done

Up and coming actor Akechi accidentally falls in with Ren, who is working as a barista at LaBlanc. Ann is starring in a movie with Aketchi, and Shido is a retired actor who runs Akechi's talent agency that he joined to get close to Shido.

ok lol, so almost 200k words and five projects I should be working on. that's on top of an 'ideas' doc that's almost at 90k words and a handful of <5k word stories that I spun out into their own projects but haven't worked on much. that includes Plucked Strings, which I published the first chapter of and I have a lot of ideas for, or the full version of my vampire!Langa/hunter!Reki AU I wrote a short story about.

Honestly, now that I'm done wtih the Big Bang and Stolkholm is getting posted I need to decide what to work on. I always kind of want to pick dust settles since I'm so freaking close with it I just want to get it done and out there. I think I have the most momentum with Royal Pardon though...

[saetoru]

ranking my favs as best boys to least best boys

al-haitham — this is NOT biased bc he’s soooo cute and babie he has a good heart even tho ppl misunderstand him a lot and also he has tits

sakusa — he’s also misunderstood. rip 2020 hq tumblr that was obsessed with calling reader germ :/. but anyway he’s very good boy coded he just stands there and holds ur purse for u and minds his business and doesn’t get into trouble. really good unbothered boy

hanma — would kill for you. unlimited money (bc he steals it). probably has a rly nice car and condo. definitely buys expensive gifts. would take care of all ur problems so it’s a very peaceful life tbh. he also fucks so well that’s indisputable. tattoos your name on his body somewhere. he does smoke tho so that is a slight downside

mammon — literally if his fandom wasn’t so easy to forget, he would be my ultimate fav ever. he’s sweet, strong, funny, kind, emotionally available, a bit of a cry baby, a good older brother, dependable, has money (most of the time), has tan skin, wears gold, and likes ramen. literally what more do you need

bakugou — very funny guy, never a dull moment with him. great character growth, can never go wrong there. potential for a lot of great threesomes bc he has very hot friends so that’s great

gojo — hot but annoying. but also a little pathetic so that makes up for it. is scarred now so that’s major points

sae — emotional availability of a pigeon but he can walk the walk so his attitude is at least somewhat passable. he doesn’t bat an eyelash to his fans so at least there’s no need to be jealous

nai — would kill me. that’s a bit of an obstacle in our relationship. but other than that he’s like the “i’ll kill everyone for you and low key i’ll kidnap if you leave” vibes and that’s rly hot. also you can headcanon he has like 2 dicks or tentacles or like a pussy or something there’s lots of potential for freak stuff here. but i deduct points for trying to kill my species

gyutaro — he died. :/

[oomisluvr]

Cuz I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo

I need more creep/obsessed Sakusa in my life

tbh the world needs more creeps and weirdos

[adoringhaikyuu]

Omg i love your you bring up divorce during an argument with them can you do more? But for Sakusa and Oikawa and anyone else of your choice? Thank you so much BTW i love your writing and formatting style so much it’s so good

YOU BRING UP DIVORCE DURING AN ARGUMENT WITH THEM | 2

CHARACTERS: husband!oikawa + sakusa + (gn!reader)

WARNINGS: kinda sad but that's it

NOTES: thank u sm ur so sweet i just took inspiration from all the other great writers on here <3 + my angst isn't rly all that but i hope this is ok !

PART ONE | PART TWO | PART THREE

oikawa:

oikawa was a lot more tense than usual

he was pushing himself hard and it wasn't only putting a toll on him but on you as well

you tried to tell him to calm down and take better care of himself but that only seemed to add fuel to the fire

it led to a big argument and you were both exhausted in every possible way

you just wanted him to listen to you, but he wasn't and you'd kind of had enough

your mouth spoke before your mind even processed the words

"if this is how it's going to be then why should we even be together, tooru."

he paused and looked at you with a mixture of emotions swirling in his irises, the anger dissipating, now replaced with hurt and disbelief. his voice was achingly small, "...what?"

you shook your head seemingly to yourself as you looked down, your eyes pooling with tears. "i just can't do this. i care about you too much and you don't even see what this is doing to me, to us."

he stepped closer to you hesitantly, shaking his head at your every word, finally pulling you into his arms when you let out a sob. "baby i'm so sorry. i––" he rested his cheek against your head and held you tight, feeling something inside him break when you clung onto him. "i just didn't want to be weak," he sniffled and the sound made you perk up, alert. "that's why i push myself so hard––i didn't even, i was so stupid to not realize how it affected you, how i hurt you."

he pulled away to look at you and brought a hand to your cheek, silently thanking the heavens when you leaned into his touch. "i promise i'll do better, i'm not just saying that. i need you, love. please don't leave me––"

you closed your eyes and shook your head, "i won't, i didn't mean to––" you blinked your eyes open again, "i was just hurting, i didn't mean that. i'm not going anywhere."

he let out a relieved laugh, though it sounded more like a sob. he pressed his forehead against yours, whispering in the small space between you. "i'm so sorry."

sakusa:

you and sakusa had both been having a stressful week tbh

you were both pretty irritable and though you knew it was because of work and just life––

it was getting tiring, you were both snippy with each other now and then

it felt endless

you were currently arguing about the laundry, it got out of hand

you were muttering things under your breath, not even really thinking

"if you're so annoyed all the time why don't we just get a divorce then––" your eyes widened as you looked up and you winced when sakusa flinched as if you'd hit him.

you stared at each other in silence for a moment before he spoke up. "you want to leave me?"

"no i––" you shook your head and stepped closer to him. "i didn't mean––i wasn't thinking omi i'm sorry it just slipped out."

he nodded but you could tell he wasn't really there. he looked down and back up at you. you noticed his arms twitch towards you and made the first move, stepping into his space, sighing when he wrapped his arms around you.

you breathed in his scent and held him tight. "i'm sorry baby i didn't mean it. i'm just," you took a deep breath. "exhausted."

he squeezed you in acknowledgement, "i'm sorry too...i haven't been the best husband this week, i shouldn't have taken my stress out on you."

you looked up at him and he held you close to make sure you don't pull away. "we're both to blame."

after a slight hesitation, he nodded too. his hand rubbed up and down your back, "do you want to take a bath with me? that way we can both calm down."

you smiled, "i'd love that." you leaned up for a kiss and he met you halfway. "and i love you." you looked at him earnestly and he gave you a small smile.

"i love you too."

[smh-yoon]

Stuck ✰ Bokuto Koutaro

a/n: i love bokuto he is my himbo dream <3

genre: romance

pairings: msby! bo x f! reader

warnings: none :) a little bit of thirsting from y/n, little bit of a cliche trope tbh

• • • • • • •

if there was one thing bokuto was outside of one of the top aces in japan, it was strong. bokuto represented his ego through his rippling muscles, defined and thick. every chance he could get to flex his skills in volleyball, or his biceps, he took it.

even now, at the celebration for the most recent msby win, where he scored the winning point for japan, he was still boasting. all of his team-mates had gotten used to this behavior, as well as his long time best friends akaashi and kuroo. you, however, did not have the best impression of him so far.

you had to admit, their team was quite impressive. and bokuto had scored a killer winning point, so it wasn’t like he was wrong to brag.

the first thing you had noticed, besides his biceps and back, was his boisterous voice and attitude. while he was very extroverted and welcoming, the most he could talk about from what you overheard was how great he was and how he had won for the team. maybe you were just a little bitter from the work day you had, but being at this party and having to listen to bokuto was not your ideal night. the only reason you were here was for osamu, who was in turn here for atsumu.

atsumu had been your least favorite twin since you met osamu a few months ago, frequenting his onigiri shop. he was similar to bokuto, but more arrogant than anyone you had ever met in your life.

besides listening to cheers and toasts from the winning players, your time had been rather uneventful. sitting beside osamu in the kitchen the whole time, sipping at your cranberry juice and munching on whatever snacks were present on the counters. other partygoers popped in and out of the room every once in a while, getting more beer or whiskey or sake or whatever they wanted to get drunk off of and leaving the two of you to your solitude away from everyone else.

at one point, sakusa was close to staying and sitting with you two away from the rest of the party, until atsumu had dragged him out. drinking the last bit of juice in your glass, you stood from your seat and stretched, making your way out of the kitchen. “i’m gonna go find the bathroom.”

osamu just waved his hand, scrolling through his twitter feed as he shoved another bite of whatever he was eating now in his mouth.

the party was still going strong, people chatting and drinking, laughing and telling stories with each other. you thought nothing of the crowd, quietly excusing yourself with everyone you bumped into and looking around for some kind of indication of where the bathroom was. just as you were about to go down a hallway, a tispy atsumu draped himself over your back, turning you around and squeezing you while he laughed.

“hey, what are ya doin’? the party’s out here!” glaring at him over your shoulder, you tried your best to shove off the arms around your shoulders and wiggle away. “i just need to use the bathroom atsumu, get off!”

atsumu let out a huff and straightened himself out, letting go of you and pointing to one of the doors down the hallway you were about to enter. “‘s that one.”

rolling your eyes, you made you way down the hallway, looking back to find atsumu trying to throw himself over sakusa like he had you. without a second glance, you opened the bathroom door and went inside, sighing as you slowly turned the lock. truth was, even with osamu here, this party was really wearing you out.

“oh, did you need to use the bathroom?” shrieking in sheer fright at the voice, you turned around to find the ace of the night, looking very spooked from the sound of your yelling. he was standing in front of the mirror, maybe three feet away, with his shirt tossed on the countertop in front of him.

it took you a few seconds of staring at him in shock, eyes grazing over his pecs and defined abs before your tensed up and swiftly turned, mumbling out rushed apologies as you tried to leave the room. but, alas, with your terrible luck, the lock snapped off as you turned it, leaving you locked in the bathroom with the obnoxious man you had been avoiding all night.

“oh no..” bokuto, who had watched you in your flustered state try to leave the room, whispered quietly as you turned to face him again, the broken lock in your fingertips.

once you realized that he was still shirtless, you covered your eyes with your free hand, huffing out as a chill ran down your spine in embarrassment. “could you put on a shirt please?” he said nothing for a moment, making no movement to put a shirt back on, until he noticed the your nervous fidgeting, pressing your back against the door and the trembling of your hand covering your eyes.

now bokuto may have failed math, but reading people was one of his biggest strengths. he reached over and tugged his discarded shirt back over his body, humming as he caught the movement of his arms in the mirror.

“okay, it’s on. what now?”

slowly moving your hand from your eyes, your body slowly relaxed seeing the man in front of you fully clothed. the lock was still in your hand, snapped clean off the handle. how had you managed that? either you gained superhero strength, or there was more than average wear and tear to it. “uh.. i don’t know.”

bokuto gazed at you curiously, the curve of your lips and the dainty fluttering of your eyelashes as you blinked. something about how smooth your skin looked had him entranced. it didn’t help his wandering gaze to wander down towards your outfit. a cute little dress managing to fit you just right, the color looking so lovely against your skin tone. he would’ve remained contently trapped in his observation of you, but the movement of your hands, raising to push your hair back, a nervous habit of yours, snapped him out of it.

while he had been focused on you so intensely, you tried to fight the racing of your heartbeat. only a few seconds had passed since you last spoke in response to him, and you remembered that you had left your phone out in the kitchen with osamu.

“do you happen to have your phone on you?” bokuto hummed, reaching into his pockets and pulling out the device. you sighed in relief, watching him unlock it, until he tapped onto a game app and began to play. “don’t you think you should text someone to get us out of here?” he looked up, finding you looking at him expectantly. with an eager nod, he opened his messages and scrolled through his messages until he found kuroo, clicking his contact and pressing the call button.

after three much too long rings, the line went through and the muffled sound of a party came through bokuto’s speaker. “bo! where are you? we’re waiting for you, the team wanted to toast!”

you watched as his golden eyes lit up and he smiled widely, letting out a shout. “no way! i’m stuck in the bathroom, come and get me!” kuroo drunkenly laughed over the line, and the sound of the party began to get quieter. you sighed silently in relief, glad that someone would be letting you out of this much to awkward situation.

“how did you get stuck in the bathroom? don’t tell me you’re asking me to help you take your pump pictures, because the last time i did you tried to convince me to take nude shots—”

before kuroo could even finish, bokuto hung up, his face flushing brightly as you tried to hide your grin at his embarrassment. it took only a second for bokuto to try and stutter out some kind of explanation, each word causing him to become more and more flustered, as your grin widened. after he couldn’t get out anymore words without becoming tongue tied, he whined and ran a hand through his hair. “this is so embarrassing..” his mood plummeted, and he sunk to his knees, head hanging low.

letting out a laugh, you smoothed your dress out over the back of your legs and sunk down next the him. “bokuto?”

in response, he mumbled something under his breath, not lifting his head. biting your lip to try and keep from smiling, finding his state somewhat adorable. in the few minutes you had been stuck in a room with him, bokuto proved to be very emotional and maybe.. wasn’t as bad as you initially thought he was. placing your hand on his shoulder you tilted your head closer to where his eyes were stuck on the floor, prompting his eyes to slide over to meet yours. “don’t worry, i won’t judge you. i mean.. plenty of people take.. nude pictures.”

your giggling cut through your words, straight into his brain as you tried to comfort him. his head lifted, watching you smile and look at him. something told him you weren’t making fun of him. when he noticed your hand on his shoulder, he almost flexed instinctually. he’d be damned if you didn’t think he was strong.

“yeah.. and i got the muscles to pull it off don’t you think?” he grinned cheekily, curling his arm and flexing his bicep, watching your hand slip down his arm.

once you realized you were touching his muscles like some fangirl, you shivered and quickly pulled your hand away, trying to avoid bokuto’s dejected gaze. “yeah, you definitely do.” a silence developed between the two of you, and you moved back to lean against the edge of the bathtub as he followed.

his warm skin pressed against yours and the two of you enjoyed the silence for a moment. the wriggling of the doorknob interrupted the peace of the moment. “bokuto! unlock the door!”

both of you stood up at the sound of kuroo’s voice, bokuto going up to stand in front of the door. “the lock broke. can you get it open?” there was a few more rough twists of the knobs before kuroo sighed through the door, calling out, “i’m gonna try and kick it open, back up.”

bokuto ushered you to stand in the bathtub, blocking your view of the door just in time for the door to bust open, hitting the wall and splitting the door frame. waving his hand in front of his face from the small amount of dust, kuroo entered, face morphing in surprise seeing you stand in front of bokuto, clutching onto the front of his shirt unconsciously.

“oh, did i come at the wrong time?” and suddenly you realized how close you were to bokuto, nearly pressed against his chest, fingers twisted in the fabric of his shirt as his hands ghosted your waist. it seemed as though bokuto had also realized this, his face flushing while you stepped out of the bathtub, bowing your head and muttering your thanks to kuroo as you hastily made your way out of the bathroom.

“dude, what was that all about?” bokuto barely registered the words coming from his friend, still lost in the closeness that he had just lost. saying nothing, he shook his head and moved past him, making his way back to the party to find you.

as you entered the kitchen, your hurried to grab your phone and the jacket you had thrown over your chair. “woah, what’s the deal?” osamu looked up from his phone, eyebrows furrowing at your panicked state. “no time samu, i gotta go.” the twin cursed under his breath, rushing after you as you left the kitchen, slithering through the crowd. and of course, curse your luck again, as you were trying to leave you had bumped right into bokuto.

you had no chance to escape as his hand gently closed around your wrist, tugging you towards the door. “if you were gonna leave, you could’ve said good-bye, y’know?”

pursing your lips, your tried to avoid his gaze, feeling your skin get hot regardless of the chilly night air. he stepped forward and gazed down at you, a serious expression on his face. “can i at least do one thing before you go?” swallowing thickly, you nodded, searching his eyes as he leaned closer. at this point you could smell his expensive cologne and shampoo, no doubt having showered before the party after the hard game. your eyes fluttered shut as his lips pressed gently against your forehead.

even when his lips left your skin, he stood close to you, both of your eyes still closed as you enjoyed each other’s presence. “i have to get your number from atsumu now.”

you let out a laugh, opening your eyes and shyly meeting the gaze of the man in front of you.

“i would really like that.”

[animeyanderelover]

Can we get just normal yandere headcannons for Sakusa, Komori, Hirogami, and Hoshiumi all from Haikyuu, please? Your yandere writing is amazing on depicting characters perfectly 😍.

Sure, sure, I was honestly waiting for at least one of those guys to be requested. Tbh, I feel like Hoshiumi might just become one of my faves if I just see him a little bit more in the following seasons.

Tw: Yandere themes, unhealthy mindset, unhealthy relationship, possessiveness, obsessiveness, protective behavior, delusions, stalking, threatening, intimidation, clinginess, touchiness, monopolizing behavior

Haikyuu Hc's

Sakusa Kiyoomi

😷No one would quite notice the fact that Sakusa has gained interest in darling simply because he is very talented in hiding it, maybe Komori is able to notice it as the only one. The signs he gives are subtle, be that how his gaze seems to linger a bit longer on you or how his interest seems to spark when he hears your name being mentioned. Believe it or not, Sakusa is actually a bit too shy to talk to s/o for a little while, he sets rather high expectations on himself and has yet to fully discover his feelings. Due to his rather protective nature, he still has a harder time staying completely out of their life without at least looking a bit out for darling, to at least ensure that they take care of their daily needs. He settles with watching silently stalking you for the time being and he's actually good with it. He observes, he analyzes and when he notices something that falls into the category "not taking enough care of yourself", he's left displeased, expressing his frustration in small notes he slips here and there into places where you will find them.

😷How he sees his emotions is a little bit funny if we're talking about it. On the one hand he is somewhat delusional since he does not know the boundaries between a healthy love or the rather obsessive and protective one he has. But he stays realistic throughout it all. Let's just say that he is not in the mood to confess and get rejected, so he stays as low as he can for now and focuses on darling, he's wise enough to tare his chances with you out and he's not overly arrogant to declare himself to be the one who is the right one for you. What still drives him is his competitive nature and his pride, he's not someone who likes leaving things, including especially his love, unfinished. Sakusa has a keen eye and he memorizes things he notices about you, your hobbies, likes and dislikes which serves as a great help later on. Just so you know, he knows staying in the shadows and hoping for a miracle won't work, he has to court you if he wants a relationship.

😷He hates admitting when he is jealous and luckily he isn't quite as petty as guys like Oikawa or Nishinoya would be with their jealousy. He's a fairly chill guy most of the times and has no problem with your family, friends and other acquaintances. He refers to himself as a realist after all, so he wouldn't be cautious as long as he doesn't suspect that there is indeed a chance for a possible rival he has to take serious. The moment someone turns out to be exactly this, however, Kiyoomi becomes much more focused and careful around them. He can have his possessive side kick in when a certain person seems to be able to charm his s/o which obviously forces him to act. He can and he will spill your relationship out very clearly to someone if he has too and will end up only more irritated if the person decides to ignore it. Getting in silly arguments is not exactly something he is fond of so if clarifying your relationship to someone is not enough, he's prone to simply pushing darling and himself out of the situation. He stays annoyed and grumpy over it for a long while after. Small side note, he might interrogate you a bit about how you feel about this person.

😷The main way I see him really taking care of someone who he views as a threat who seems to be more stubborn than Sakusa would like is intimidation and his incredible bluntness. Sakusa can very well be a little to honest and blunt, awakening the impression of a jerk. Darling scolded him for it a few times because dear god, he does not hold back when he deems it to be necessary. He says whatever is on his mind without sugarcoating it too much. He is mindful enough to not involve his s/o into the drama too much, he tends to have a little chat with this person in privacy, well, more of an interrogation. His threats are there yet in a subtle way that leaves the other person unable to blame him for it. Kiyoomi, despite not wanting to involve you too much into such problems, will probably still discuss something with you if it really bothers him. He isn't demanding unless it's about your well-being so chances are that you will see what you can do to ease his mind a bit.

😷Putting the fact aside that the only times he can be a bit overbearing and annoying is when you don't do enough for your health, in his eyes, I genuinely don't really see Sakusa being someone to kidnap his s/o. Sure, there is always this "but" with every Yandere, Sakusa still is rather low-key most of the time. If darling needs a bit space, he's willing to give it and he accepts and respects the fact that his s/o has a life of their own as well. If darling is sick, he can change quite a bit and turn far more strict. He wants you to stay in bed, wants you to rest and sleep and not overwork yourself and it's one of the very few times he might be a bit more forceful. He's not someone to make usually a fuss about you, but if you're sick or otherwisely not in a good shape? Yeah honey, that changes a bit to the point where he ends up trapping you in your shared house for as long as you need to recover.

😷Kiyoomi honestly ends up being that husband that nags about everything if something bothers him, mostly it really is him being a bit too worried about your health and he always ends up providing what he deems you to need right now. You haven't had enough to drink yet? Here, he has a bottle of water for you. You ran out of sanitary articles and forgot to buy new ones? He noticed and stored up some new ones already. You're not feeling well and are dizzy? Dear god, stay in bed until you feel better. It can be annoying sometimes, but it ends up being oddly sweet since it's really one of the main ways he shows that he loves you, you end up appreciating it one way or another when he dedicates his time into nursing you back to health. Not a fan of PDA, the most he really agrees to do is holding hands. In general he gets sort of flustered with the touchy sort of affection, though he won't mind too much if you two are alone.

Komori Motoya

🟡Komori does differ from Sakusa who appears to be a bit more on a anti-social side. Granted, he is a little bit oblivious to his growing feelings at first, though everyone around him seems to realize the one thing he does not. It is not until Sakusa one day just ends up questioning him about his feelings that a light bulb finally lightens up inside of his head and after that he does not waste any time anymore. The libero is not keen on pressuring his darling or making them uncomfortable though, so he does not pressure them into a relationship with him. What is obvious though is that he has started wooing you just as much as it is obvious that he is quite enamored with you. He's delusional, believing his darling to be the only person he will ever feel this way about without being too possessive nor controlling. He's sweet, putting your own happiness and health over his own and granting you happiness and comfort is what he strikes to provide.

🟡He's not into stalking, he much more loves being with darling, he's a bit more clingy than some others and does not hold his affection and adoration back, vocally and physically. Whilst he is not as bad as Tendou or other highly affectionate guys, he's not entirely subtle about it either unless you inform him that it makes you a bit uncomfortable in which case he will tone down his affection a bit. Slightly obsessive and protective, though none of it exceeds to a visibly unhealthy amount. He tends to get distracted since his mind is often filled with you and he does look out a bit more for you than some others, but it is not to the same extent where it is alarming and concerning. The worst he did was snapping a few pictures without your allowance when he thought that you looked really pretty and cute and kept them for himself. The most outstanding trait really is his somewhat lovesick antics.

🟡He has a outgoing personality himself and as soon as he does successfully confesses, he tells everyone he knows about out of pure joy and incredible excitement, he got sort of flustered when you accepted. Wants to leave good impressions about himself in front of everybody you count to your closer circle of loved ones, doesn't matter if it's your family, your friends or your neighbours. Due to his friendly and lenient nature he won't go all scary on someone if they show interest in you, knowing that you and him are together gives him confidence and doesn't cause him to waver easily. He stays polite and friendly even if he ends up dismissing someone in order to stop their tries to court you. It turns a little bit more complicated if he has to deal with someone who completely ignores him and the relationship he has with s/o and goes as far as making you uncomfortable. You see, Motoya can be a gentle and nice person, but he turns scary when he becomes mad since this is a side he rarely shows.

🟡Really wants to be able to not involve you into issues that have turned out to be very uncomfortable. This guy gives second chances as long as someone apologizes properly and knows their place, but if someone pushed his patience too much and made you from all people highly uncomfortable and didn't respect your own wishes, which is by the way the worst, even Komori snaps. And when he snaps he isn't loud nor is he violent, he is cold and shoots a sharp and intense glare at the person. He would never do a stupid mistake which would put him in a bad light, so instead he does his research. If talking someone won't work, he ends up asking friends and family for help and if nothing helps, even friends and family of the person. His sincerity is a weakness as much as it is a weapon and he doesn't even have to lie about his upset feelings nor about the ones of his s/o if someone did storm over the lines.

🟡Being blessed with patience, Komori never gave the thought of abducting his darling much thought. Despite his delusions he knows that there are limits and things he can not do and his heart hurts if he were to imagine how upset and mad you would be with him. His Yandere side is so well hidden and most of the time so harmless that he is highly capable of leading a normal relationship with his darling anyways. He is a social person and even if he loves precious time with his darling alone, he loves taking them just as much out on dates or meeting up with friends and family. There are times where he can be a bit more protective and warily, one example being if you have a person constantly pestering you and not leaving you alone, otherwise he remains respectful of your own privacy.

🟡He likes spoiling his darling every once in a while with small presents or a rather flashy date. Despite him knowing that Sakusa tends to get annoyed with it after some time, Komori can not completely stop himself from gushing and babbling about you in front of the man. Yes, he knows that Sakusa doesn't want to and doesn't have to know everything, but sometimes he really can not keep himself from just talking his friend's ear off. One of the more gullible Yandere out there, he can be very easily convinced by you which is a good thing. Overall one of the tame guys in regards of Yanderes in Haikyuu, though he shouldn't be taken lightly either. Even if his wrath and his scary side is never turned against you.

Hoshiumi Korai

🌊Hoshiumi is as straightforward as you might believe him to be in regards of his obsession. Because he is completely and utterly obsessed with his lovely darling, it’s honestly scary. They’re like a pill, he has to see them every day at least for an hour and has to interact with them in order to function properly for the rest of the day. He constantly thinks about you, his heart swells inside of his chest when he manages to make you laugh or smile and he wants to know everything about you so he can love everything about you. He runs on high delusions as well, a firm believer that if he tries enough, you will love him as much as he loves you and he is the type of guy who can misinterpreted platonic and kind gestures and words from your side as something else entirely. Let’s hope Hirugami can help to stop a huge misunderstanding more than just once.

🌊Definitely one of the more clingy and touchy Yanderes, where ever you go he wants to be as well. Surely it can lead to him stalking you as well. Hoshiumi much rather wants you to pay attention to him though so he only stalks when even he has become aware that you’ve grown uncomfortable with his constant need to be with you. Long before the actual relationship he grows to be touchy though, grabbing your hand when he wants to show you something, hugging you possessively and clinging onto you when he’s upset and wants comfort. Once there is a relationship, there will be no real boundaries anymore though for him. Despite his rather goofy and energetic behavior, this boy here is possessive and wants everyone to know that darling is his. He might be a bit insecure from time to time about this relationship since he’s witnessed the hardships of being small which only fuels his possessiveness.

🌊Korai…well, he gets jealous rather easily since he’s a little attention seeker and is petty when his s/o gives their attention to someone else for too long. And he is rather fast to try to make you aware of his presence once again, or rather have you paying attention to him once again. He simply squeezes himself in between the ongoing interaction, in a way where no one is able to ignore him and if he’s already at it, he ends up clarifying that you two are a couple and that you are his once again. There is this difference between someone simply talking with you and someone actually flirting with you and trying to get closer with you. It makes a difference in the sense that instead of being a talkative and annoyed third wheel, Hoshiumi starts turning more passive-aggressive as well. He has constantly his hands on you and stares with those big eyes of his at the other person. Whether it’s scary or creepy is for each individual to decide.

🌊He’s as noisy and aggressive as you might think he is. He gets in petty arguments with the person and even with darling since he doesn’t want them to spend time with the person, starts getting paranoid to the point where he blows your phone up and constantly wants to know where you are and starts monopolizing your time entirely. He’s devastated and afraid, maybe even horrified, that this person will be able to charm you and take you away from him and he will use his overwhelming feelings to guilt trip you if he needs to do so. His interactions and talks in private end up turning more furiously and with him raising his voice. Until he finally and truly snaps. And then he stops with his childish tantrums, instead appearing far more calm and collected, at least in public. The creepy and unnerving glares he gives the other person whenever you aren’t looking. This side is far more scary because it seems like your boyfriend tries to get along with them when in reality it’s quite the opposite. But it most likely results in you seeing Hoshiumi in a better light and noticing how the other person suddenly starts acting strange and rude to him.

🌊It’s true that this guy here is monopolizing when he grows paranoid or possessive, next to his already clingy nature. His delusions are a hurdle to overcome as well for even if you would want to break up with him, he wouldn’t believe it and tell himself that you probably are just confused and need a little bit of time or someone manipulated you. Korai is prone to resorting to guilt tripping his darling with tears and gut-wrenching speeches of love and apologies, he does not believe he could ever live happily without you. An effective weapon, but one day you might still turn away from him and leave. Amusing that you think he’ll leave you alone after this. No, instead he’ll constantly try to call you and send you messages, will appear in front of your house and follow you everywhere, begging and crying for you to come back. If he loses it once and for all, what do you think will he do?

🌊I feel like Hirugami will definitely be the first one to realize that his friend’s feeling’s aren’t healthy so he’ll end up trying to help you taming the enthusiastic boy as much as possible. Kind of needy for praises from you and he especially hopes that he’ll be able to astonish you with his skills in volleyball despite his height. When he has one of his more insecure moods, he tends to ask you about your opinion on everything regarding him. His hair, his outfit, the date he went on with you, his volleyball skills and so much more. He’s highly affectionate and when you are the one to initiate affection, he turns every time giddy on the inside and is happy to comply. Also into buying his darling sweets and flowers at least once or twice a week, Hoshiumi gets literally upset if you would tell him to stop. Those are signs of his love after all, please don’t reject them.

Hirugami Sachiro

✨Hirugami is rather aware of his feelings and he feels equally guilty and bad for them. No one will notice though, he holds a very calm and controlled demeanor and doesn’t really dare to slip up, especially not in front of you, the obsession of his fatal distraction. Lightly obsessive and a bit of a stalker, both mixes nicely together. It’s shown that he seems to be a very observant and calculating person in the Manga so he just picks up on things that might look insignificant or too subtle to others and memorizes it. He seems to be always the first one to notice when you wear new shoes or changed your hair a little bit, which makes you happy to see that someone seems to be paying attention to such things. He’s cautious and thinks about how much he reveals though because there’s a limit between simply paying attention and knowing and noticing too much.

✨His inner perfectionist kind of starts growing inside of him again so he takes his time to confess since he wants it to be as perfect as possible. Friends and you yourself might notice beforehand that he has interest in you and Hirugami never makes it a point to hide his attraction completely either. This little quirk of his to want to make everything as perfect and fantastic for darling as possible stays and causes him to overthink once in a while, he calms down if s/o talks to him and helps him with his problem. Hoshiumi…kind of embarrassed his friend once in a while. He notices as well that Hirugami likes you a lot and tries to play the couple maker which means he ends up talking to you and listing all the good and bad things about his friend and he only stops being so direct after Hirugami caught him red-handed after hearing the rumors and asked him to stop. Korai continued as a shipper though. Hirugami is also on a more protective side, not overly, but he tends to baby you a bit, be it to tease you just a little bit or because he likes to do so from time to time.

✨Despite falling sometimes back into his old habits to be as perfect as he can, overall Sachiro is a very relaxed and calm guy. He wants to be introduced to your family and friends and be part of your life after all, though he doesn’t rush you into revealing the relationship to everyone at first. Perception is one of his strengths though so he will be able to notice the subtle hints someone may drop if they gained an interest in you and he’s polite enough to give a friendly reminder that he is your boyfriend. Intentionally or not Hirugami might be a bit intimidating, he has a rather tall physique after all. Politeness has it’s limits though and even if he would never truly snap or be overly rude whilst you are with him, his smiles turn more forced and fake and within his interactions with the person he starts taunting them here and there with his words. All whilst maintaining his calm and polite behavior, he won’t snap that easily.

✨Since he stays calm, he is most of the time able to deal with problems in a rational way without having to be overly threatening or scary. Don’t get the wrong idea, he gives a firm warning to be careful if someone is really testing his and his darling’s limits and maybe this cold and taunting politeness he even maintains then is what makes him so frightening. He analyzes situations before acting rashly and tries to find a solution without much violence involved. If he thinks that he can’t deal with a problem alone he doesn’t shy away from asking friends and family, if the situation truly calls for it threatening to call the police as well. He rarely slips up, makes almost no mistakes and this collected and almost mockingly tone of his is honestly frustrating, maybe even infuriating.

✨With him being lucid, that throws already another aspect in since he is someone who doesn’t dismiss the wrongness of his feelings. Hirugami is thoughtful, very much, and knows that one of the last things he would want to do on this earth is taking your freedom away out of his own selfishness or paranoia. Since everything looks so normal with him anyways, he doesn’t have a real reason to kidnap his darling. He’s protective, but even that is something darling can manage with since he won’t make such a fuss and be as forceful as Sakusa tends to be every once in a while. Seeing him in a rather intense moment is seldom simply because Sachiro is so careful. The worst scenario would be his darling leaving him and even that would be handled astonishingly calm at first from his side, though he’ll eventually start cracking as well.

✨Please don’t be mad at him, sometimes he just likes teasing and taunting his darling a bit in a loving way, he stops and apologizes instantly if he notices that he has upset you though. His dear friend Hoshiumi kind of tries to get to know a little bit too much about his relationship with you than he should, Hirugami ignores him or simply tells him to stop when the boy starts to become too curious. He gets lightly teased from his siblings, especially his sister Shoko since Hirugami can become annoyed when her boyfriend turns all sweet and sitting so she calls him out for it when she catches him being lovey-dovey and sappy with you.

[bellesowl]

kiss and make up

- multiple characters 

⤷ atsumu, sakusa

genre: (an attempt at) angst to fluff ; established relationship, timeskip 

synopsis: in which you have an almost relationship-ending argument

word count: 2.1k total - about 1k each

warnings: fighting (obv), being called a burden, the boys are kinda mean but they make up for it i swear

- a/n: tbh i was kinda getting sick of writing just fluff so i wanted to spice it up a lil! if this sucks i’m probably going to stick to fluff fics but i think it should be fine? this one also only has 2 characs cause idk how i would be at writing angst LMAO if this does well enough i’ll post the one i have written w kuroo and iwa <3 but i feel like this kinda sucks so oh well

- thank u @kybabi for beta-ing <3

- miya atsumu

you n atsumu have been together since high school which is why you’ve always been inseparable

you went to the same college & moved in together right after, but once he got his job with the jackals, he insisted that you didn’t work and focused on getting your master’s degree

you reluctantly agreed, if only to be able finish & earn your phd soon after

because atsumu is always busy, it’s kinda become commonplace for you to do the chores around the house- like doing the laundry or washing the dishes or cooking dinner for him

but it’s gotten to the point where he expects it

atsumu sighs, unlocking the door to your shared apartment. today’s practice was rough, it was a day of hard conditioning and bad sets and he wanted nothing more than a good meal and to cuddle. the first thing he noticed when he walked in was the mess. instant ramen bowls were scattered everywhere, empty coke cans and dirty napkins were all over the floor, and there you were, in the eye of the hurricane. the second thing he noticed was that there was no homecooked meal.

surprised, he walks into the dining room to see you, furiously typing away at your laptop with four different books surrounding you. you hear his footsteps and look up.

“hey baby! how was practice?” you ask with a smile

atsumu grunts in reply and gestures toward the kitchen, “so.. what’s for dinner babe?”

your eyes widen, “oh shoot! i’m sorry, i was so busy studying for this final that i forgot to cook. do you mind-“ you stop when you see him roll his eyes and head out.

“um, where are you going? you just got home?” you ask, following him.

“out. i have to get food somehow” he replies, “especially because my useless s/o can’t cook a goddamn meal for me” he mutters under his breath

you stop in shock because did he really just say that?

“i’m sorry, i don’t think i heard you right.” you start but he interrupts you

“i said, i have to go get food because someone is too busy to cook a goddamn meal. what do you even do anyways- well, besides spend my money? the least you can do is cook for me, god.” he finally turns to look at you but he feels his heart stop at the look on your face.

not wanting to escalate the situation any further, you try to calm him down, “tsum, hey, i’m sorry i forgot to cook okay? this is my last final before the year ends and i just can’t afford to fail it, so i’ve been studying all day. if you come back to the kitchen, i’ll make you something, okay?”

“i don’t want to eat your half assed attempt at a meal, y/n. the whole point is that you couldn’t get off your ass for an hour to cook when i make the money, i paid for the apartment, hell, i’m even paying for your school! is it really too much to ask for you to stop being such a burden and cook and clean everyday?” he fumed.

you gape at him, shocked that he would even say that. to hell with not escalating things

“at least i want to do something more with my life than hit balls around and retire at 35” you hiss, “and i do everything in this house! i do the laundry, i clean the bathroom, i cook - i do all the things you refuse to. and do i complain? no. i offered to get a job but you refused.”

you turn around to grab your laptop and your textbooks, “just- just do whatever the hell you want to, atsumu.” and with that you walk out the door.

atsumu’s heart drops when he realizes that you actually left. sure, you’ve had arguments here and there, but you’ve never left. he pulls out his phone to call you when he sees you’ve left yours on the counter. knowing there’s nothing to do but wait at this point, he begins to clean up and calls osamu over.

-

it’s already 3 am when you walk back into your apartment, and you blink multiple times when you open the door. it’s ... clean? you’re sure it was a mess when you left, so how would it be clean? you sigh, too tired to think about it more and walk into the kitchen. your eyes widen at the sight. not only is your favorite food on the stove, but there your boyfriend is, asleep on the dining table. you smile slightly, well that explains things.

“ ‘’mu, hey, wake up babe.” you kiss him lightly and shake him.

he grunts and sits up, “baby! i’m so so sorry for what i said. you are in no way, shape, or form a burden, i have no clue why i said that. today’s practice was just really tiring, but i know i shouldn’t have taken it out on you. just please-” he sighs, “just please don’t leave me again.”

your heart breaks your teary eyed boyfriend. “shh, of course baby. i’ll never leave you again okay?” you say, tugging on his arm, “cmon babe, let’s go to bed, okay?”

“mm okay my love.” he replies and practically pulls you into bed. “i love you, okay?”

“i love you too baby.” you reply

“to the moon and back?” he asks

“yeah, and to infinity and beyond.” you reply, your lack of sleep hitting you hard

“oh, i didn’t know i was dating buzz lightyear”

you let out a loud laugh and just like that you both fall into the same routine, love radiating off both of you in waves.

- sakusa kiyoomi

dating sakusa was,, challenging

it definitely took him a while to get comfortable with you

so you guys have been dating for a couple years now, and at this point he’s def clingy

however there still moments when he reverts to his old self

this just happened to be one of those times

“OUT! AND JUST LIKE THAT, EJP RAIJIN TAKES THE WIN AGAINST THE BLACK JACKALS!”

the stadium is silent before the ejp cheering section erupts in cheers. you stay silent, watching your team below. you watch as sakusa stills, still in disbelief. you make your way down, practically sprinting to your boyfriend.

he sees you on the sideline and makes his way over to you. you put on your biggest smile and attempt to make him feel better.

“you did great, kiyo! you’ll get them next time, yeah?” you beam, knowing how hard he’s been training to beat his cousin

he eyes you warily, not knowing what to say.

usually, sakusa gets pretty clingy after games, so you you move to give him a hug.

“don’t touch me” he barked, jerking away from you. “if you hadn’t been distracting me, we would’ve won.”

you stare at him, refusing to let the tears flow. you both turn when you hear a certain setter yelling at the opposing middle and you sigh.

“um, okay then. i’ll see you at home, yeah?” you ask

sakusa merely nods and makes his way over to his teammates. you look around to see if anyone saw what just happened and you lock eyes with your boyfriend’s cousin, who walks over.

“congrats on the win komori! you guys did so well!” you cheered

“thanks, y/n! and i’m sorry about kiyoomi. i’m sure you know he gets that way sometimes.” he explains

you smile and shake your head, saying that you’re used to it and you both bid your farewells. as you walk out of the stadium, you think back to how your boyfriend, the one person you loved with everything you had in you, utterly embarrassed you in front of his whole team. before you know it, silent tears start streaming down your face. 

you enter your home and immediately rush to the bathroom. you draw yourself a bath and make some dinner while waiting. you assume that kiyoomi wouldn’t be home to have dinner with you anyways- and now that you think about it, you can’t remember the last time you had dinner together. after you finish your bath and eat your dinner, you decide to wait up for boyfriend and watch a couple episodes of your favorite show to pass the time. 

-

kiyoomi walks into his apartment at around 1 am, completely and utterly exhausted. he kicks his shoes off and drops his bag on the floor. The rustling rouses you from sleep and you sit up.

“hey kiyo” you say with a yawn, “where’ve you been all night?” 

sakusa ignores you in favor of getting ready for bed and you frown when he brushes past you. 

“kiyo, babe, what’s wrong? you’ve been ignoring me all night and i-” you start but he interrupts you before you can finish. 

“god, just shut up, y/n. can’t you tell i don’t want to talk to you right now? i’ve already had the worst day, i don’t need you making it any worse.” he snaps

"kiyoomi, look, i understand you’re upset but you shouldn’t take it out on me.” you reason, reaching out towards him, “listen, i’m here if you wanna-” 

“i said, do not touch me.” he seethes. “you are so fucking clingy y/n, lord, let me breathe a little.”

with those words, you explode. “you know what, sakusa,” he flinches when he hears his last name come out of your mouth, “i think i have the right to want to spend some time with my boyfriend! i haven’t seen you in god knows how long- you leave before i wake up and i fall asleep in an empty bed. i’ve been working my ass off to get some time off to watch your stupid volleyball game and what do you do? you embarrass me in front of your whole team!”

you sigh, wiping away the tears that continue that continue to fall. “listen, i don’t want to fight right now. i’m going to go stay at a friend’s house for the night, alright? i’ll see you tomorrow” you say, grabbing your purse. “if you’re even home tomorrow,” you add under your breath.

sakusa is in shock. the moment he saw your tears start to spill, he felt an undeniable and unrelenting ache in his chest that only seemed to grow with every work that came out of your mouth. and when the door shut? sakusa fell on his knees, his heart dropping. he truly couldn’t believe he said that to you. now all he had to do was wait till you got home.

-

2:38 pm - you check the time on your phone before pulling out your keys. you hope you made the right move, choosing to come back home while kiyoomi was still at practice. you open the door and the sight causes your eyes to widen.

there, on the couch with your favorite flowers in hand, is your boyfriend. he hears the door open and stands up abruptly.

“y/n, my love, i am so sorry. i truly cannot express how horrible i feel, and i cannot begin to understand how you feel.” he takes a deep breath, seemingly holding back tears. “i- i do love you. i love you more than i’ve ever loved anyone in my entire life. i know i’m not the best at expressing it, but you mean the world to me- no, you are my world. without you, i don’t know what i would do. so please-” his voice cracks, “just, please give me another chance?”

you run towards your boyfriend, practically tackling him. “kiyo, baby, of course. i love you too, you know? you just can’t do that anymore, yeah? you shouldn’t feel like you have the right to embarrass me just because you had a bad day. and please, don’t call me clingy? i know i do stick to you like glue sometimes, but that’s just because i never see you anymore.” you reply.

“that will all change, darling.” he answers sincerely, “i’ll make more time for you, i swear. in fact, i’ll take the week off, how does that sound?” at the sight of your smile, he relaxes.

“that sounds wonderful, yoomi.” you answer

sakusa feels the weight that’s been dragging him down lift and he realizes the effect you have on him- you’re his breath of fresh air. he also realizes how utterly idiotic it was to push away the one person who could make him feel better.

it’s fine, he reasons, he’ll just never make that mistake again. he swears it.

[seita]

— size kink headcanons 2 [haikyuu!!]

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-ˏ͛ shiratorizawaˏ͛-

— wakatoshi ushijima.

∴ hes a big guy so ∴ as expected.... ∴ lit biggest dick of the team. ∴ but he’s actually pretty fuckin clueless about it too ∴ he isn’t actively aware there’s such thing as a size kink ∴ so he doesn’t actually have the kink ∴ but u do. so. ∴ welcome to the life ushiwaka.

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“y-you’re so big toshi...” you whined, hands on his shoulders.

“i know,” he breathed, holding your hips to support you.

half his cock was buried inside of you and the stretch was aching. you could feel him reaching places no one else ever had. letting out a breath, you felt your eyes roll to the back of your head as you ground your hips in a circle. he hit that glorious spot inside you and you clenched tight around him.

he groaned, eyes fixated on your cunt. the way you were stretched wide around him, not even taking his whole length yet had his cock throbbing. you were so small compared to him, so fragile. he could break you if he wanted to.

yet there you were, losing yourself on his cock, slowly easing yourself down so you could take in more of his length.

“good girl,” he whispered, moving his hand to circle your clit with his thumb until you finally bottomed out, settling in his lap. your walls seized around him and he had to bite his lip to keep from moaning when he realized you were cumming.

— satori tendou.

∴ he likes size kink mostly bc he’s a bit of a sadist ∴ like he knows you struggle to take his dick ∴ and he knows it sometimes hurts ∴ seeing that pain on your face ∴ it’s euphoric to him ∴ and boy is he evil about it ∴ his dirty talk??? foul. filthy. humiliating ∴ he could make you cry from half the shit he says ∴ lil sadistic babie

+

“is that your cervix?” he scoffed, looking down to where his cock was buried within your cunt, “you haven’t even taken all of me.”

“satori...” you whined, pressing your hands against his chest as he tried to press even deeper.

he clicked his tongue, “what? does that hurt?” when you nod, he just gives you a crooked grin, “poor baby. but guess what? i want you to take all of my fuckin’ cock.”

“can’t!” you cry, sending his heart fluttering. he can hear the watery undertone as he gives you a disappointed look he knows makes the sub within you crumble.

“is that so?” he sighed, slowly pulling his cock out, “guess you aren’t gonna be my good girl after all, huh? oh well. i’ll just go jerk off into the toilet or somethin’.”

you whined and throw you arms around his shoulders to pull him back to you, making him grin, “wait! i can do it!”

he grins, feeling your tears wet his skin. he pats the back of your head, slowly sinking his cock back in. he hears you hiss as he keeps going until he’s finally fully seated within you, “see? i knew you could do it. now be a good girl and let me use your little cunt how i want. maybe you’ll cum if you’re lucky because i’m not gonna be tryin’ to get you off. this is about me now, understand?”

you whimper and nod, making him smile. of course you understand, you’re his good girl in the end.

— semi eita.

∴ #2 big dick on the team boink ∴ i said what i said ∴ this guy EXUDES BDE ∴ he knows how to use it too ∴ expect praise out the ass from him while he fucks you too ∴ how proud he is of you that you took him so well ∴ he pretty your pussy looks stuffed full, stretching to accommodate his fat length.

+

hands holding beneath your knees keeps you spread completely open, letting him rock his cock into your pussy. he’s only halfway in, not yet giving you the rest because he knows you need to adjust.

he hums, reaching to the side to pull the bottle of lube from where it was tangled in the sheets. he pops the lid and lets some fall onto your spread folds, continuing to rock his hips to spread the lube into your little hole.

he tosses the bottle away and brings his thumb to your clit, hard and swollen from neglect. he sucks in a breath, humming as he feels you squeeze around his cock in response.

“atta girl...” he breathes, voice deep and calm, finally working a bit more of his length into you, “let me in...good girl. feel that? you’re taking me so well.”

you hiss and he pauses, retreating for a second only to slowly work that length back in. your eyes flutter, reaching down to grip his wrist where it was between your thighs. he smiles as he realizes he had stopped playing with your clit, resuming the slow, intoxicating circles he knew you loved.

“think you can take more?” he asks, breathless. you nod and he pushes a bit more into you, “look at that...you’ve almost taken all of me. you’re such a good girl for me, just a bit more.”

he feels you work to relax your walls around him so he can finally bottom out. he does so with a groan, his eyes rolling back. he pauses, letting you get used to his cock. he continues his circles on your bud until you’re contracting and cumming so prettily around him. he grins, working you through the high with whispered praises. once you come down, he gives your clit a few firm pats to your bud, grinning when your body flinches under the contact.

“here we go, pretty girl,” he whispers, leaning down to kiss your forehead, “let me make you feel good.”

— kenjiro shirabu.

∴ he’s not the biggest guy around in general ∴ he’s like the smallest on the team lmao ∴ so to have a girlfriend who is small enough to make him feel BIG??? ∴ that rlly butters his biscuit ∴ so truthfully, he never knew he had the kink until you came along ∴ but now that it’s been discovered....oh boy....get ready ∴ he’s gonna humiliate the hell out of you (not to the extent of one satori tendou) ∴ but his dirty talk is filthy too lmao

+

“you like taking a cock that’s too big for you?” he growled, bottoming out quickly despite your protests for him to slow down, “oh quiet down. i can feel how wet you are.”

“kenjiro...” you whined, trembling beneath your boyfriend’s frame as he grinned.

“what is it? do you want to cum?” he’ll ask, “if you cum now you’ll squirt everywhere. you know you can’t handle cumming around my cock. is that you want? to make a mess?”

“yes!” you beg, tears stinging your eyes as you nod.

he grins and starts slowly fucking you with his cock. you’re creaming all over him and it’s driving him crazy. with just a few thrusts against your sweet little spot, you’re gushing all around him and soaking his length with your cum.

“you’re so fucking messy, little whore,” he growls, “now sit there and let me use this sloppy hole how i want.”

-ˏ͛ itachiyamaˏ͛-

— kiyoomi sakusa.

∴ doesn’t know that it’s a kink that exists ∴ and truly didn’t get anything out of seeing you struggle to take his cock ∴ until you actually voiced your arousal over it ∴ and then he was like ‘ok.....i see.....i can get behind this....’ ∴ and now he rlly digs it tbh ∴ he’s a simple man, really

+

“too big, omi,” you cry, clinging to the sheets beneath you as he stuffs you full of his cock.

“shut up,” he snaps, continuing to sink his length into you until you reach up and press your hands against his chest to get him to stop, “hands off.”

“pl-please,” you whine, voice teary, “s-slow down.”

he shakes his head and shoves your hands away from him, pushing even more into you. you’re breathing hard but you’re soaking his cock so he knows it’s not that bad. you’re just a dramatic little crybaby and he knows that. but he also knows you’ll take what he tells you to so he continues on until he’s bottoming out.

“s-so full...you’re so deep, omi,” you babble, eyes hazy, “you fill me up so much. g-gonna make me cum s-soon.”

he scoffs, pulling back so only half his length remains before shoving that same amount back in. you squeal and shriek out his name. he grits his teeth and slaps his hand over your mouth so hard you flinch.

“fuckdolls don’t talk,” he hisses, “shut the fuck up and let me use you.”

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[elysianslove]

ay yo? lmao haiiiii any chance we can get some haikyuu boys and nicknames they'd call their s/o? a lil deprived of kageyama, so if possible can you pls include him?? i hope you're doing well :)

omg wait i remember seeing this in my inbox and planning on answering it but i ,,, i forgot :( im sorry :( but here it is lovely <3 

HAIKYUU BOYS AND NICKNAMES 

ANGEL ! — 

akaashi; out of all his nicknames for you, this is his favorite!! he just thinks it’s very fitting for you, because you’re nothing short of ethereal for him. loves to say it when he’s first greeting you or as he kisses you gn or!!! when he says thank you :) 

osamu; it slips sometimes with him!! not his go-to but it’s very familiar on his tongue when it comes to you, and that’s very endearing :,) just slips casually when he’s asking you a question like, “angel, do we need milk?”  

daichi; omg he usually adds to it and it ends up being some cheesy stuff like “angel-face” and it makes you all flustered because wtf man :( and he always says it while laughing teasingly too ugh :( 

suna; suna has the cheesiest nicknames for you and you cannot convince me otherwise, and you can never tell if it’s genuine or ironic but,,, it doesn’t matter. he sounds so sweet calling you “angel” so whatever :) 

aran; this man. this man. he says it cause he knows it has you weak. he says it so lovingly, so sweetly, so casually, so suave and relaxed and his voice is so smooth and deep. who wouldn’t be swooning over him??? 

aone; AONE AONE PLS AONE PLEASE. he’d just think it’s such a sweet and kind and soft nickname and he likes the way it sounds when it’s whispered and he thinks nothing is more perfect than nicknaming you angel and he says it all the time like “ok, angel,” and “see you tomorrow, angel,” and, “love you, angel,” and it’s so quiet but so sweet hwbwjsjd 

oikawa; he’s about to be in 90% of these cause he’ll be calling you anything but your name. is it because he wants to be annoying and to get on your nerves? or is it because he genuinely means it? the world will never know. you’re not even sure he himself does. 

DOLL ! — 

matsukawa; are you kidding me this is his. it’s HIS. he sounds so hot saying it and he looks so hot saying it and he’s so charming and it’s so like easy on his tongue. and he has a slight drawl to it too and he always says it with this aura of relaxation and ease it’s so hot. he just. he loves it. he loves you. you love it. the world is a better place. 

atsumu; he thinks he’s way cooler than he is when he says it. you suppose he is pretty hot when he calls you doll but you’re not gonna tell him that!!! it’s not his go-to but you can catch it slipping off his tongue every once in a while. 

kuroo; yesyesyes he loves it. only ever says it when he’s so up close and personal with you like cups your cheeks and hovers his lips against yours like, “heya, doll,” and he’s just so handsome. ugh. 

kageyama; at the start of your relationship, kageyama called you by your name and nothing else!! but then he had like this talk w someone and they asked him what he calls you and he realized like,,, am i supposed to be doing it differently??? spent so long just searching up “cute nicknames for my s/o” and then he found “doll” and was like ok. i’ll try. and he tried!! and it stuck!! plus timeskip kags calling you doll??? that’s so hot bye

oikawa; this might be the only sincere nickname he has for you cause everything else is either to provoke you or to be cringy and annoying. and i’m sure you prefer doll over sweet cheeks and pumpkin pie and cinnamon whatever like you hungry tōru?? anyways he loves loves loves calling you doll cause he thinks it’s such a ? smooth and serene nickname? and his voice always gets deeper and quiet when he says it so!!!! 

SUNSHINE ! — 

hinata; please he is all the sunshine, but he always claims that you’re the true sun in his life. idk hinata would be so lame yet so cute like that :( and he always says it with such a big grin he’s so cute pls :( 

tendō; he’s so cute he’s so cute he’s so cute !!!!! your contact name is “my sunshine” definitely definitely definitely. he is literally in love with you and wants the whole world to know it. he loves screaming it out for everyone to hear but also absolutely adores like hugging you from behind and whispering in your ear as he kisses your cheek, “hey, sunshine.” :(((((

kenma; kenma doesn’t wanna think too hard on the whole nicknames thing but he also does kind of sort of really wants to call you something special and the first thing that pops in his head is sunshine. first time he used it you were Shocked but he was acting nonchalant about it (read: freaking out on the inside) and you were like “ok guess im sunshine now.” and you are his sunshine to this day. 

BABY/BABE ! — 

atsumu; it’s easy and it’s endearing!! he personally loves being called babe but he loves hugging you close to him after a long day and just sighing, “hey, baby,” like. he loves it okay. he thinks it’s perfect cause it fits and cause it’s like kinda traditional yk!! 

bokuto; he loves calling you baby cause he just cannot fathom that you’re his like he loves to always say it!!! and he loves how casual it is too like he can just call you that?? that’s so cool?? 

iwaizumi; again with the traditional but endearing and fitting. he doesn’t have to think too hard on it, but also it still means something and is more than just your name or a shorter version of it. also he sounds so hot calling you baby or babe idk i just know it. 

hanamaki; king of “babe! babe :( babeeee! babee. babe come on! babe! baby :(” you’re 99% sure he’s just provoking you at this point. like say babe one more time. but he actually loves resorting to baby, especially when you’re upset and he wants to be as endearing and kind as he can to you. 

daichi; very traditional too tbh. honestly when you two first started dating it was all he could think of saying without feeling awkward or feeling like he was trying too hard. later on when he started to feel more comfortable and more secure he got more creative. 

nishinoya; he has been waiting for this moment his whole life. the moment he can actually call someone his baby or babe. it’s his favorite and possibly only nickname (aside calling you pretty or gorgeous or handsome) and it will always be. 

MY LOVE ! —

akaashi; definitely definitely definitely calls you “my love” like i am 100% sure of this. akaashi is just so. he’s just so romantic but it’s also so unintentional? he says it because it feels natural and it feels right like you are his love after all, aren’t you? 

sakusa; he’s not one for elaborate nicknames honestly, and he feels like “my love” is the right balance of sweet, kind, fitting, and subtle and serene. it’s not doing too much but it’s also doing more than enough yk? also people that look like they would wear a trench coat/blazer and a turtleneck beneath also look like they would use the term “my love” hence sakusa and akaashi. 

tendō; i am telling you guys he is a simp. the loveliest simp ever. he says it so sweetly too like it genuinely makes your tummy twist and heart backflip when you hear him say it cause you can hear how genuine he is in his words oh my god. 

kita; he just !!! he is just husband material okay!!! he is so endearing and he says it in the softest most genuine voice ever and it’s literally his go to because yes you are his love you’re his entire world!!! he loves you!! he wants you to know it every time he calls out to you!! 

BUNNY/PUPPY ! —

bokuto; ARE YOU KIDDING ME. HE LOVES IT. he. loves it. he just finds it so cute and like. he loves the way he associates it with you now. prefers puppy over bunny but like. he loves both. he adores both. 

matsukawa; calls you bunny all the time. not more than doll, but it’s definitely so common. he won’t use it around others not because it’s embarrassing but more because he kinda wants it to be just a thing between the two of you, honestly. 

kenma; IT SLIPPED ONCE AND HE WAS LIKE. A DEER CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS. he calls you bunny!! sometimes, not always. when he wants something from you mostly. “pass me the water.” “no.” “bunny please :(” it works like magic every time. 

oikawa; oh my god can you imagine??? he loves it so much because one, he thinks it’s such a cute nickname props to whoever decided let’s use pets as literal pet names, but also two, he thinks nothing describes you or fits you better. you are just his bunny :( his puppy :( he loves you :( 

kageyama; timeskip kageyama calls you puppy. i have nothing more to say.

hinata; timeskip hinata calls you puppy. again, i shall say no more. 

suna; hello !!! he loves to call you bunny and/or puppy. the feel of satisfaction he gets when he calls you that like ,,, he feels like you’re properly his yk? yk.

KITTEN ! — 

kuroo; this one is for him and only him. 

LOVELY ! — (maybe sweetheart too) 

osamu; is there anything more beautiful than a tired osamu snuggling up to yoi and with a deep gravely voice saying, “missed you, lovely,” ? no there is not. it’s his favorite nickname for you, and he uses it all the time!! kisses your forehead as he leaves and tells you, “have a good day, lovely,” and comes back home and says, “hiya, lovely,” and tilts his head when you wanna talk to him about something like, “what’s up lovely?” cause you are his lovely, you’re his loveliest. 

sugawara; i have no other explanation other than i can picture it perfectly. he thinks it’s the best choice of a pet name he’s ever chosen and thought of. and he loves the smile on your face whenever he says it, he thinks it’s the sweetest thing ever <3 

BAE ! —

hanamaki; is it a joke? is it not? both. 

okay im sure i missed so many boys but i can’t think of any rn bc it’s like. hella late :( but i wanted to put something out for you guys!! point is, if i didnt mention a boy and you want to know, send me an ask!! and if i didn’t mention a nickname and you want to know that too? send me an ask well!! ill be happy to answer it <3 

love u all mwah <3 

[hajimescutie]

HEYYYYAKZHZJZBZ ITS 💘ANON

IM SO TIRED THESE DAYS TBH AND KIBDA SAD TOO SO CAN U DO A ANGST TO FLUFF SCENARIO WHERE THE HAIKYUU BOYS (TSUKKI IWA SALUSA AND BOKUTO) SNAP AT THEIR S/O NOT KNOWING THEYRE NOT DOING REALLY WELL ANSHAJSJZHSJA

KISS KISS 💘ANON

# — haikyuu boys snapping at their s/o

includes: k. tsukishima x gn!reader & h. iwaizumi x gn!reader

genre: angst to fluff (also in timeskip! obvi)

warnings: cursing, they kinda mean in this one but it ends up being okay!

a/n: APSKQNSJQQ 💘 ANON IVE MISSED YOU SM😭😭 I HOPE YOURE DOING OKAY ILYSM KISSES 😘 i only did tsukki and iwa i hope that's okay :(( whenever my schedules starts to clear up i'll do sakusa and bokuto i pinky promise! i love u and i hope this makes you feel better <3

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TSUKISHIMA:

today was not your day at all.

it felt like the whole universe decided today was the day to make your life absolutely miserable. it all began when you overslept for work, tsukki had already left for his job, and you forgot to put your work clothes in the dryer. then, showing up to work in damp, uncomfortable clothing 15 minutes late, your boss was not happy. the whole rest of the day they were nitpicky about anything you did. you were getting sick of it, you rarely were ever late and this is how they decided to treat you?

when your shift was finally over and your boss didn't have anything else for you to do, you bolted out of there. the only thing on your mind was going back home, cuddling with tsukki, and telling about each other's day. on the way back you had a raging headache, silently hoping it'll go away by the time you get back home.

when you did get home, you were met with silence. you took your shoes off with your head tilted slightly. shouldn't he be home by now?

speaking of the devil, you heard your phone ping with a notification.

tsukki <3: gonna be home late. don't wait up for me.

you rolled your eyes at the text, your frustration built up from earlier beginning to grow and grow. you just wanted this day to be over with, you just wanted to be held and told that everything was going to be okay.

not even bothering to begin making dinner or replying to your boyfriend's text, you headed to the bedroom and fell asleep as soon as your head hit the pillow.

you were startled awake a couple hours later to the front door slamming shut. you sat up, rubbing the tiredness from your eyes. you grumbled a bit to yourself when you saw you were still in your work clothes. when your vision became clear, you saw a very disturbed tsukishima standing at the bedroom door suddenly, frustration clear in his eyes.

"hi baby, how was your da-"

"why isn't dinner ready yet?"

you blinked at him, "i'm...i'm sorry?"

he crossed his arms while shooting you a glare, "i've had a pretty shit day today, and for you to not even prepare dinner or do anything except sleep for the rest of the day really shows how responsible you are."

all you could do was gape at him. you couldn't even process words in your brain from what he just said to you. he doesn't even know how your day went, so that gives him the right to act selfish?

"i'm sorry, your majesty, but i've had a pretty shit day, too. i was hoping to come home to you but you said you stayed late. i was exhausted from today so i took a nap," you scoffed at him.

"wow! must be nice to act like you can just push aside your priorities while others are out there working their asses off," he said sarcastically. you were beginning to get pretty fed up with his attitude, him not even giving you the benefit of the doubt.

you got up out of bed and stormed over to where he was, almost coming nose to nose with the blonde. "i don't know what crawled up your ass while you were at work, but i don't need this right now. you better get your fucking act together before-"

you let out a choked sob you'd been attempting to hold back. you closed your eyes and let out a shaky breath through your nose, "i'll go make dinner, since your head's too far up your ass to see how i'm on the brink of having a mental breakdown. now if you'll excuse me..."

tsukki's eyes widened at your statement. usually you'd be going back and forth with venomous remarks, trying your best to get under each other's skin. but you were almost quiet, and that scared him a tad bit more. he saw how you were still in your work clothes, most likely too tired to change out of them.

when he said nothing, you took that as your cue to drag yourself to the kitchen, but not before you felt a large hand grip your bicep gently. tsukki pulled you back in front of him, pulling you into a much needed hug. as soon as your head hit his chest, the tears fell free. you gripped the back of his shirt tightly, the pent up emotions from today soaking the former middle blocker's shirt.

tsukki rubbed his hands up and down your back while letting out a sigh, "i'm sorry, i should've realized instead of snapping at you. i love you and if you'd let me, i'd love to hear you tell me what happened. as long as i can tell you about mine?"

you pulled away from his chest, sniffling while tsukki brushed a couple stray tears from your precious face. he pressed a soft kiss to your forehead, hands playing with the ends of your hair.

"that'd be nice."

IWAIZUMI:

exams were the worst.

you were pretty sure your hair was going to start falling out from how stressed out you were. you had an insane amount of deadlines, too many assignments and essays to submit, so many damn email notifications popping up on your phone and your computer. it was safe to say that you weren't doing too hot.

you had been running around campus all day today, talking to professors and students in your class about anything and everything. some even gave you worried glances, but you chose to ignore them because you had so much shit to get done.

when you finally got home, you immediately sat down at the dining table and pulled out your school supplies, already expecting to pull another all-nighter.

your olive-eyed boyfriend, on the other hand, wasn't doing all that great either. team japan was not on their game today during practice, especially since one of them was injured and couldn't perform at their best. he wanted to rip his hair out, his frustration starting to get the best of him.

when work was finally done and over with for the day, his anger was at his peak. he just wanted to go home, eat dinner, and then head straight to bed. but, when he finally walked through the door and saw that not only was dinner not made, but that the whole place was a mess. you had gotten home before him, so why weren't any of the chores done?

he looked towards the dining table and saw you with your headphones in, too engrossed with your computer to even notice that he was home. he rolled his eyes, grumbling as he stomped over to your hunched over figure, aggressively tapping your shoulder to get your attention.

you jumped when you felt his touch, ripping your earbuds out to turn to hajime, who did not look happy. your eyes softened at him, giving him a soft smile, "oh, hi haji. did you just get home?"

you attempted to reach out to touch him but he quickly swatted your hand away. "yeah, i did just get home. care to explain to me why our home looks like a mess?"

you gave him a confused look before finally taking in your surroundings. blankets were strewn across the living room floor, the kitchen sink was filled with dirty dishes while the dishwasher held the clean ones, and some of your assignments were flung on the coffee table in front of the couch.

you shrank back in your seat, avoiding the ravenette's harsh gaze, "'m sorry haji, i've just been stressed with school and-"

"i don't want to hear your sorry excuses, y/n. i want this done now," he stated, teeth gritting together.

"and it will get done! i just have to finish this assignment..." you were turning back to your laptop before it was slapped shut, a gasp emitting from your lips.

you gaped at your boyfriend, "what the fuck hajime?! i hadn't even saved it yet!!"

"stop making excuses for not taking responsibility around the house, you're not the only one that's stressed. god, it's like i'm the only one that does anything around here," he mumbled out the last part, but you heard him loud and clear.

the tears were already flowing down your cheeks before you could stop them, some of them staining the papers you had organized on the dining table.

"oh what now you're crying? this is ridicu-"

"shut your fucking mouth hajime."

your boyfriend's eyes widened at your tone, hearing nothing but venom come from your trembling figure.

"y-you have absolutely no idea the amount of stress i'm going t-through. i have deadline after deadline, project after project, i've been glued to a s-seat all fucking day. and for you to blatantly disregard my feeling right n-now," you choked out another sob, "i'm sorry that the house is a mess. i guess i'll push aside my "excuses" for once."

you pushed past him into the living room, beginning with organizing the school papers that were on the coffee table. your tears hadn't stopped flowing, staining these papers as well.

hajime felt like an absolute piece of shit. with your back turned, he eyed the amount of papers on the table, diligently opening your laptop again. the assignment you were working on was still there, thank god, but he saw your calendar pop up in the bottom right hand corner. his eyes widened at the amount of dates that were listed, feeling even worse that he added more to your stress.

when he turned back toward your weeping figure, he walked over and stopped your hand from picking up anything else.

you immediately looked up at him with fear in your eyes, afraid that he was going to berate you again, "what- what are you doing?"

he pulled you against his broad chest, large arms wrapping around your waist. you let out a breath you didn't realize you were holding in, soft sobs racking through your body.

"baby, i'm so sorry. i shouldn't have made you feel like you don't do enough around here, especially while you're still in school. i'm grateful for everything you do for us, can you forgive me?"

you nuzzled your face deeper into his chest, his hands now massaging your scalp to relieve any tension. you nodded your head slightly, pulling away to give him a teary smile.

he leaned forward and pecked you on the lips, mumbling something about cleaning tomorrow before he pampered you with affection in order for you to relax.

reblogs are appreciated! <3

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[peakgenko]

Songs the Haikyuu boys would slow dance with you to...

CW; suggestive sexual themes

N/A, my heart nutted while writing this tbh

not proofread!!

© All content belongs to damnihateithere.

Kei Tsukishima

Dream A Little Dream of Me- The Mamas & The Papas

I don’t even know how i made this connection but i feel like tsukishima hums a lot of old songs and so this would be one of them

Or slow dancing in the dark by joji. it’s his favourite song. because of you.

Yuu Nishinoya

So Good At Being in Trouble- Unknown Mortal Orchestra

You’d rock back and fourth with him slowly while his lips press against the back of your hand— his eyes staring intently while he hums the lyrics

Shoyo Hinata

I’m Yours- Jason Mraz

So it’s not really something you can slow dance to but this is definitely his song for you. He sings this to you in the showers, during pillow talk, or drum the rhythm with his fingers against a Tupperware when he’s cooking something for you.

He’ll pull you in by the waist and nuzzle his head up against your back with a grin.

At this point it’s his favourite song because it always gets him in the mood. But that’s only because he thinks of you when he hums it.

Rintarō Suna

Versace On The Floor- Bruno Mars

OMG

okay so I imagine the two of you on some dance floor. Like at a club. I head canon that he’s good at dancing. Effortlessly too.

The music stops and and they choose a slow song to end the evening

You’re wearing a dress that cuts off mid thigh. And he’s in a little suit. His blazers loose and his collared shirt is buttoned down since it got a little heated in the midst of sweaty bodies practically grinding up against eachother

Underneath the red and purple spotlights, specks of iridescent lights from the disco ball hanging from the ceiling arrange themselves on your faces.

He’s singing the lyrics wholeheartedly with a fox like grin while his hands roam down to your ass. Although it’s intent was far from sexual.

Atsumu Miya

Corduroy Dreams- Rex Orange County

LOVE LOVES WHISTLING IT TO YOU

Definitely does kiss you in the shower for a couple hours.

He’s fresh out of the shower and he’s wearing nothing but a pair of sweatpants. Drops of water race down to his feet as they roll down his bare chest. You have your towel wrapped around your chest

One hand laced with his, he leads you in a slowing pace around the room with a chirpy smile.

Osamu Miya

Blessed- Daniel Caeser

i’m not sure how i made this conclusion but i’m gonna go with it

He has the prettiest voice when he sings along.

It’s not really dancing though. He has your back facing his chest while his arms enveloped on top of your collar bones and shoulders. He’s pecking gentle kisses against your cheek while rocking back and fourth to the song while you two prepare breakfast.

Keishin Ukai

Fly Love- Jamie Foxx

I imagine you two on some sort of resort of beach. You two are soaked of water but this song just happens to pop up so you stand there in his arms while he teasingly blows a cloud of smoke into your face.

Keiji Akaashi

HENTAI BY CIGARETTES AFTER SEX!!!!

okay for those of you who don’t know that song i know by the title of the song it looks sus and trust me he was definitely skeptic of it as well but give it a listen because now you’re all he ever thinks about when he hears this song.

he swears he’ll dance to this with you in his arms on your wedding day.

if you’re feeling angsty, he’d definitely hold you close and dance with you to the swan by camille saint-saëns

Wakatoshi Ushijima

I Hear A Symphony- Cody Fry

He loves how classy it sounds and it perfectly describes how he feels about you. hell it may even be his favourite song.

He felt like volleyball was his only purpose and for a while he was more than okay with that. until he met you and now he strives for more in life. Hence the whole “I used to hear a simple song” verse. loves putting emphasis in his tone when singing “perfection is so quick to bore...you are my beautiful by far” (only to himself of course) homeboy gets a little embarrassed when it comes to singing.

Daichi Sawamura

Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby- Cigarettes After Sex

I don’t even need to have a scenario for this like he just radiates this energy:((

Like imagine his cheek pressed against yours while his hand weaves through your hair

Tadashi Yamaguchi

You say I’m in love- Banes World!!!!!!!!

Head empty just you and yams dancing to this song underneath LEDs and a ceiling projector

you’re all he thinks about when he sings this song

and bubblegum by clairo- he’d tell you not to focus on the lyrics but instead the instrumental portion. he says the comforting mellow beat reminds him of you.

Kenma Kozume

Nothing- Bruno Major.

Sings the lyrics to you

You’d think he’d be too shy and youre right but it’s because he does it subconsciously.

BRO THIS WOULD LITERALLY BE HIS SONG IN A RELATIONSHIP

Aran Ojiro

Ugotme- Omar Apollo

Such a good singer as well

When the two of you dance, you two dance.

His ability to dance is almost mesmerizing along with his singing.

Sings while covering your neck and collarbones with kisses

Satori Tendou

How Deep Is Your Love- Bee Gees

Also dramatically lip syncs the lyrics to you

Lifts you up into the air and into his arm almost five times mid dance.

He’ll shake his head with his lips pressed up against your neck while his hands trail upwards and toy with the hem of your shirt, his hands hungry with anticipation to just rip it off.

and you scold him when you feel his lips contort into a devilish grin.

Kotaro Bokuto

Hopelessly Devoted To You- Olivia Newton John

hear me out. He only knows this song because akaashi made him watch grease bc he says bokuto should be exposed to the “classics” and since watching it at age 12 with akaashi and bo’s two sisters, he’s prayed that one day he’d meet someone that’d make him feel the way that song did.

He does now and everytime that songs on he’s practically carrying you in his arms.

Tobio Kageyama

Love Me Please- OCTAVIO

this is the only song he knows with the exception of old kanye west because he considers his music grind music but you definitely put him on this song.

He’s literally a psychopath who doesn’t listen to anything EXCEPT like popular rap songs from 2017-2018. And even then he’ll only tolerate it when he needs to work out.

And then he meets you. Now he listens to music in a different aspect.

He knows he’s not the most romantic guy out there but he’s trying his best and you tell him that’s more than enough. He loves you so much.

Koushi Sugawara

This Side of Paradise- Coyote Theory

he’s dragging you out of the house to dance with you to this song. bonus points if it’s raining

he’s also the type to scream-sing to love songs.

There aren’t any cars in the vicinity due to the pouring rain so the two of you make your way to the road.

Your hand in his, he twirls you underneath the storm and into his arms.

Toru Oikawa

Pretty Boy- The Neighborhood

He’ll put so much emphasis in his tone on the “Even if the earth starts shaking, you’re the only thing worth taking- with me. Even if the sky’s on fire, got you here it’s alright.” verse

You’re literally everything to him

he won’t let you go even for a second until this song is finished even then he’ll have trouble parting.

Hajime Iwaizumi

Baby I’m Yours- Arctic Monkeys cover

It’s not even dancing at this point, it’s just you two cuddling and him pretending like he hates it even though he’s the one who refuses to let go of you.

Ryonusuke Tanaka

Knockin’ Da Boots- H-town

if he’s not dancing to this with you in his arms he’s definitely ironically grinding on the floor to this with a fuck boy face.

Hitoka Yachi

two queens in a king sized bed- girl in red

I just imagine the most “call me by your name” scenery type shit.

Or maybe like a field of flowers? You just have her in your arms on some sort of picnic date she planned for the two of you

Semi Eita-

I Wanna Be Yours- Arctic Monkeys

your arms wrap around his neck and his lips press onto yours while the two of you sway back and fourth underneath red led lights.

don’t be surprised if things get sexual.

Tetsuro Kuroo

Careless Whisper- George Michael

okay first he played this song when you were over once and he had it on so that he could initiate a little make out sess with you but when you could tell how nervous he was on making a move on you you told him that there was no pressure on anything and he sort of just danced with you instead. he ended up unironically really liking this song because of that.

(bonus: if it’s fanon kuroo he likes to dance to sway by Michael Bublé with you and the whole time he’s just eyeing you down with a sly grin)

Kiyoomi Sakusa

Beach Baby- Bon Iver

Space Song- Beach House

I imagine it’s raining horribly outside to the point where the thunder outside is retro boomin

but the windows are open because both you and Sakusa love the sound of rain pouring

he has this song playing from his record player while he hums against your neck.

[kiyoomimitos]

ATSU101: how to fall in love with your fake boyfriend by solyn

sakuatsu fic

Summary:

What Sakusa says is this:

"I told Kuroo-san I would do it, but I thought you should hear it from me." What Atsumu says, in all his infinite eloquence and quick-tongued wit is:

"Wuh?" Sakusa sneers.

"Congratulations, Miya, until the end of Terushima-san's party, we're officially dating."

or: Atsumu needs a fake date. Sakusa needs a fake boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?

AAAAAAA

this is the fluffiest fluff i have EVER read

fake boyfriend au very cute

it’s great but also sometimes the fluff it’s too much (for me)

they both love each other but for some reason dont know it, makes me want to rip my hairs off my scalp

called me single in sooo many ways its so fucking sweet i think i got diabetes from this

tbh so much fluff is too much for me sometimesand there were times where i was needing some drama or sumn you know

like too many good things happening one after the other is kinda sus after some time and i was constantly thinking 'okay so who is gonna fuck things up now' lol i’m kinda weird and picky about fics bc i cannot for the life of me read angst but also why is everyone so fucking happy like come onnnnn

kenma and atsumu's friendship is something i never thought i needed until i read it AND LET ME TELL YOU it’s the best fucking thing they work so well together ???????? i don’t undertand

EVERYONE is here. every haikyuu character makes at least ONE appearance AND THEY ARE ALL FRIENDS OMG MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM I?M SO FUCKING HAPPY this is litterally  everything that i needed

some chapters are reaaaaally long but i don't think that's necessarily a bad thing

honestly it was amazing i really recommend it

it is rated M mostly because of swearing and discussions of sex but like always: read the tags!

[toru-oikawas-milkbread]

Incorrect Haikyuu | Pt.5

Pairing: Haikyuu boys x f!reader 

Word count: 1.7K

Notes: Quick, important update! I wanted to get a little something new out for your guys, and this was all I was able to work up. I’m redoing every single one of the A-Z Alphabet posts, both the NSFW and the SFW, and it is taking hours on top of hours on top of hours, but they’ll be a lot better when I post them again! I’m sorry it’s taking longer than expected for those to come out, but it’ll basically be like they’re brand new posts because they’re so different

I did have a quick question if anyone would like to help me decide! Should I post the A-Z series as a spam when I finish all of them, or should I post them individually as I finish every single one of them? I would try and post more than one a day of course, but they’re all taking a long time to rewrite. For example, I sat at this laptop for 4 hours yesterday and finished, like, three and a half posts 😅 granted I got a bit distracted, but not for long! They’re the devil I tell you 😭 however much better content for my better blog. If you could either reply here or send me a quick DM or ask to help me choose, I’d really appreciate it!

And as always, the links for the other incorrect Haikyuu is in my preferences masterlist 💕

Sakusa: “You slept with Atsumu, didn’t you?”

You: “Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful”

Sakusa: *Raises an eyebrow*

You: “Yes, okay— I slept with Atsumu”

<>~<>~<>

You: “From now on, we’re going to be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Kuroo’s codename: Been There Done That”

Kuroo: *Light smirk*

You: “Akaashi is: Currently Doing That”

Akaashi:

You: “Bokuto is: It Happened Once in a Dream”

Bokuto: *Winks*

You: “Kiyoko, codename, If I Had to Pick a Girl”

Kiyoko:

You: “And Yaku is…”

Yaku:

You: “Eagle Two”

Yaku, sighing in relief: “Oh, thank god”

<>~<>~<>

You: “Thank god I didn’t send any drunk texts last night”

Kita: “Actually, you did”

You: “What?”

Kita: “You sent me “TBH if you wanted your dick sucked, I would gladly volunteer”

You:

You: “That wasn’t… that wasn’t a drunk text”

Kita:

Kita: “What?”

<>~<>~<>

You: “If our life was a movie, you, me and Kuroo would be an OT3”

Bokuto: “But you and Kuroo would be the main ship. I’d only be there to complete the OT3, you know? Just chillin”

You: “If our life was a movie, you’d be dead by now”

Bokuto: “Only in a horror movie! I’d be the first one to die”

Yaku, to Lev: “You’d be the virgin that survives in the end”

<>~<>~<>

Atsumu: “Have you seen my wife?”

Hinata: “Uh, no— not since yesterday. Why, is she missing?”

Atsumu: “Oh, no. I just want people to look at her. Isn’t she perfect?”

<>~<>~<>

Kuroo: “We can’t let you do that”

Bokuto: “And how exactly will you stop me?”

Akaashi: “We will call (y/n)”

Bokuto:

<>~<>~<>

Oikawa: “Nice hands, (y/n)”

You: “Oh, thanks”

Oikawa: “I bet they’d look better wrapped around my—”

Iwaizumi: “BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD. AMEN”

<>~<>~<>

You: “Truth is, I only know one truly platonic relationship”

Sakusa: “You and I?”

You: “Don’t make me laugh, Omi— you want to hit this so hard”

<>~<>~<>

Kyōtani, eating cereal: “Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop it”

You: “What do you mean?”

Kyōtani: “You always make that face when you’re about to say something super stupid to piss me off, so cut it out—”

You: “I love you”

Kyōtani:

You: “Also, cereal qualifies as a soup”

Kyōtani, dropping his spoon: “I FUCKING KNEW IT”

<>~<>~<>

You: *Taking a nap on Kindaichi’s lap*

Kindaichi: *Reading a book*

You, still sleeping: “Goddamn piece of shit, who do you think you are?”

Kindaichi:

<>~<>~<>

Daichi: “You need my help”

You: “Well, I wouldn’t phrase it exactly like that”

Daichi: “Well, if you want my help, you better phrase it exactly like that”

<>~<>~<>

You: “I tried to acknowledge his feelings. It wasn’t easy. There were a lot of them”

*Earlier that afternoon*

Yaku: “I’m just so confused— wait are you… are you climbing out the window…?”

You: *Halfway out the window*

You:

You: “No”

<>~<>~<>

You: *Sniffing*

You: “Something’s changed”

Kuroo: “Oh, it’s a new cologne. My barber suggested—”

You: “No, not you! I know what you smell like”

<>~<>~<>

Suna, laying next to you, who’s asleep: “Nice”

You, still asleep: *Cuddles closer to Suna*

Suna: “NICE”

<>~<>~<>

You: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

Sakusa: “I think so”

You: “You’re thinking about us having sex right now?”

<>~<>~<>

Kageyama: “Is (y/n) in here?”

Hinata: “Uhhh… you know what—”

You: *Throwing yourself out the window*

Hinata: “She just left”

Kageyama:

Kageyama: “Really?”

Hinata: “Yeah…”

You, grabbing your coat through the broken window: “Sorry, I love you though”

<>~<>~<>

Sakusa: “Did you tell anyone that we’re engaged?”

You: “Yes, Omi. I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we’re engaged”

Sakusa: “Okay, no need to be sarcastic”

You: “No, seriously. I have no self-control and I told the pretzel vendor that we’re engaged”

<>~<>~<>

Kageyama: “No”

You: “Why?”

Kageyama: “Why do you want to have sex in the Lourve? And don’t you spout that cheesy “I want to pin you to the wall like the piece of art that you are” line”

You: “What if I want you to pin me to the wall like the piece of art that I am?”

Kageyama:

Kageyama: “Then it’s a maybe”

<>~<>~<>

You: “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib”

Atsumu:

Atsumu: “I thought that it was food or booze…”

You: “Well… I guess poison could work, too”

<>~<>~<>

You, walking towards Iwaizumi: “God, I can’t believe that you’re making me do this”

Iwaizumi: “What are you talking about?”

You, sitting beside him: “I’d rather not, but seeing as I must…”

Iwaizumi: “I didn’t say anything”

You, sitting on his lap: “I really don’t want to…”

Iwaizumi: “What the hell—”

You, nuzzling your face against his neck: “What a shame”

<>~<>~<>

Kuroo: “You know, you’re pretty cute when you’re nice”

You: “What am I when I’m not nice?”

Kuroo: “Hot aS FUCK”

<>~<>~<>

Suna: “Kita and (y/n)? I don’t see it”

Aran:

Suna: “Oh, god, now I see it”

Aran:

Suna: “Aran, help, I can’t stop seeing it”

<>~<>~<>

You: “I love you”

Bokuto, smiling: “I love you, too”

You: “I love you most—”

Bokuto, putting his finger to your lips: “Don’t start this game with me. You won’t win”

<>~<>~<>

Akaashi: “So, what was your childhood like?”

You: “Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at friendship level 3 to unlock?”

Akaashi:

Akaashi: “Well, what level am I at?”

You: “10, so it all started—”

<>~<>~<>

You: “You bought a taco?”

Bokuto: “Uh-huh”

You: “From the truck that hit Kuroo?”

Bokuto: “Well, me starving isn’t going to help him!”

<>~<>~<>

You: “I’m a moderate and peaceful woman, truth be told”

Misaki: “You threw a chair at Terushima yesterday”

You: “Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table that I was initially planning on launching at that bitch”

<>~<>~<>

You: “I woke up at five in the morning to put trash in Terushima’s bed”

Suga: “I wish that I could care about something as much as you care about ruining Terushima’s life”

<>~<>~<>

You and Oikawa: *Staring out the window*

Iwaizumi, walking over: “What are you guys doing?”

You: “The tv broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street”

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi: *Joins the two of you*

<>~<>~<>

Hinata, running into the room: “(y/n)! The building is on fire!”

You, with your face buried in a pillow: “Like… how big is the fucking fire…?”

Hinata: “Big”

You, slowly getting up: “Okay”

<>~<>~<>

You, to Kuroo and Bokuto: “I have total faith in you guys”

You, to Akaashi after they leave: “There’s a 30% chance that they’ll both die”

Akaashi: “Aren’t they just running to the store?”

You: “You have met them, right?”

Akaashi:

Akaashi: “Uh-oh”

<>~<>~<>

Kageyama: “I’m not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling whenever I think about (y/n) being with somebody else”

Suga: “That’s jealousy”

<>~<>~<>

Your older brother Kageyama, storming into the Aoba Johsai gym: “Where is (y/n)?”

Kyōtani: “I’ll do you one better, who the fuck is (y/n)?”

Kunimi: “I’ll do you one better, why is (y/n)?”

You, walking into the gym with Kindaichi: “But nobody ever asks “How is (y/n)”?”

Kindaichi:

<>~<>~<>

Hinata: “I don’t want to hurt their feelings!”

You: “Hurt their feelings— do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?”

Hinata: “Yeah, don’t you?”

You: “No! How do you get anything done!?”

<>~<>~<>

Sakusa: “I didn’t understand why people cared so much for their dumb relationships until I got a dumb relationship myself”

Sakusa, picking you up from under your arms: “I’ve only dated (y/n) for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself”

<>~<>~<>

Atsumu: “What if ducks threw bread back at you?”

You: “You’d have to duck”

Sakusa: “I hate both of you”

<>~<>~<>

Chief of police, Daichi: “To ensure you all know the basics of how to take down criminals without violence, I’m going to pretend to be a robber and you all have to act wisely”

Suna: “Okay”

Hinata: “Sure”

Daichi: “If you want to live, give me all your money!”

Bokuto: “Bold of you to assume I have money”

Suna: “Bold of you to assume I want to live”

Hinata, handing him a bag of money: “I know it’s not much, and I don’t know what kind of trouble you’re in, but I hope it helps”

You: *Swiping Daichi’s credit card while he was distracted*

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Kyōtani: “I may be ugly, but at least I have an ugly personality, too”

Kyōtani: “Consistency is key”

You: “Babe—”

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Iwaizumi to you about the team when he comes back into the gym: “Have you no control over these heathens?”

You, standing in front of a huge dodge the volleyball game they’re having: “None whatsoever”

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You: “Can I say something?”

Atsumu: “Go ahead”

You: “Your smile is the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen”

Atsumu: “Can I say something as well?”

You: “Sure”

Atsumu: “This smile only exists when I’m with you”

Osamu:

Osamu, disgusted: “I think I’m going to throw up, what the fuck”

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Suna: “There’s no snacks left in this kitchen”

You: “I’m literally right here”

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You: “Suna, what are you hiding under your shirt?”

Suna:

Suna’s shirt: *Meows*

Suna, completely deadpan: “Drugs”

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*On Black Friday*

You: “So, what did you need from the store?”

Kyōtani: “Nothing, I just wanted to get into a fistfight and feel alive again”

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Suna: “I feel like we’re just meant to be together. I mean, look at how fate just throws us together like this”

You: “Rin, it’s 3 AM. You are literally in the middle of climbing through my window. How did you even get here?”

Suna: “Fate brought me here. I just told you that”

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Kiyoomi: “You are so clingy”

You:

You: “You came into my bed?”

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Kuroo: “(y/n), are you alright?”

You: “Yeah”

Kuroo: “You don’t look alright”

You: “Then stop looking”

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Kyōtani: “DIE!”

You: “You know, you really shouldn’t say that, Kyō”

Kyōtani: “Fine, then live”

Kyōtani: “Live long enough to watch everything you love die”

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You, a new trainee: “Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together so far”

Daichi, a seasoned police officer: “(y/n), your name is on this list”

You: “I don’t remember where I was last Friday night. I have no alibi. I’ve been trailing myself for the past three days”