#i need a discworld tag but idk what it should be. hmm

[unnonexistence]

discworld question: does lady sybil have a prominent role in any of the books besides guards guards? and if so, which ones?

[transgenderkris]

hot damn i got tagged by @mineapple (thanks!!!) to do one of these ….. things……. so here we go

Name: juice

Nicknames: juice

Zodiac: aries..dia megido

Height: like 5′7 last i checked, thanks @ my not-even-5ft mother and 6′somethingridiculous dad

Orientation: probably pan?

Nationality: new zealander !

Fav fruit: going loosely off the whole definition of “fruit” given the term’s shortcomings, strawberries!!!!! i would die for strawberries. or mandarins tbh 

Fav season: autumn or spring!!!! even winter’s pretty cool ;) but those first two are definitely the best

Fav book: uhhhh oh fu ck um shit ok so either any of the kingkiller chronicles, or any from a good number of terry pratchett’s discworld novels. also there was this weird book i read until it fell apart when i was younger and i cannot for the life of me remember what it was called but there was like, a lemming? and a…. a troll? (not the ones youre thinking of you goddamn heathens) and another troll called opal. and the entire species of troll was cursed to turn to stone in the sunlight but the main troll dude was resistant somehow, or something. anyway for some reason i LOVED that book so i’ll put that in here too as a homage to my kid self

Fav flower: um .i don’t? have one? idk maybe those little clustered white or purple ones that smell like honey and people treat them like sidewalk weeds even though they’re lovely, or those star-shaped white ones that grow on vines and smell sweet. idfk the names of flowers what do i look like to you, someone who writes flower shop fics? (disregard the fact that i have actually written one of those before) OH WAIT i like buttercups too, for sentimental reasons. and those really dark red/purple roses, or the ones that look like strawberry swirl cheesecake

Fav scent: yo mineapple mentioned the sweet pea/jasmine hand cream from ecoya and i LOVE that stuff it smells so good, but also uhh hmm i like cinnamon and peppermint and butterscotch, and basically anything sweet and fruity/flowery… also a girl i used to like had the loveliest perfume i’ve ever come across but i don’t know the brand and couldn’t describe it so,

Fav colour: man fuck yuo how am i supposed to answer this. uhh i guess like, lavender or rich fuchsia (’fuchsia’ always feels like it should be spelled ‘fuschia’ in my mind) or pastel pink or pastel blue. pastel green is pretty cute too. also red for uhh…..more sentimental reasons

Fav animal: BATS !!! or rats! or cats. im seeing a pattern here. let’s break it with moths because this questionnaire doesn’t ask for my fav insects and i find that rude af

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hmmm tea for the variety but coffee is also p good

Average hours of sleep: either 12 or 2 there is no in-between because i’m a fuckimg mess and i need help

Cat or dog: both you complete and utter fool, i’ll have no interspecies competition on my blog

Favourite fictional character right now: RUBS MY GREEDY LITTLE HANDS TOGETHER uhhhhhhhhh like dave strider and rose lalonde are solid tie for first place right there, and have been for a solid few years now. and dirk is also a notable fav for some reason?? idk he’s been up there lately. john and jade and roxy too. but the day i dont include nepeta in my favs character list is the day i meet god and he slaps me upside the head for abandoning her

Number of blankets you sleep with: i sleep with two duvets unless it’s hot, then i sleep w one. lmfao fun fact i still havent gotten around to buying a duvet cover for my second one, so it’s just this plain white naked duvet on my bed

Dream trip: all the way into the heart of the sun. if rose lalonde could do it why cant i

Date your blog was created: like sometime sept 2012, but it could’ve been earlier bc that’s just the date of my oldest post

Follower count: 1,324 lmfao what the fuck

Tag 20 people to do this: no

lmao jk but i get kinda nervous tagging people in these so if anyone wants to do this, go ahead and tag me in it!