#i miss watching him randomly whip out a saw to open my bottle of red kola
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i think it's really important that everyone knows i grew up thinking it was normal to keep a mini hand saw under your couch cushions because my papa kept one there to saw open bottles we couldn't open with our hands
#i miss watching him randomly whip out a saw to open my bottle of red kola#i miss him watching sister act then immediately following it up with a western noone had ever heard of before cuz it was like 65 years old#he truly was a charcater and his lore is insane he was mentioned in a book once for seiving around a local band during the 80s in his van#he once walked out of hospital early after having a heart attack to see me do a dance show that truly wasnt worth it
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Secret Santa
Requested By: @yoyococo18
Omg puLEASE do one with Harrison he is my DAD (I had to add this okok :P)
Pairing: Harrison Osterfield x Reader
Description: It's Christmas Eve, you were told to meet at the Holland's house hold to do Secret Santa with all of your friends. You had picked Harrison's name, someone you were 'secretly' hoping you were going to get. Now as you were on your way to the Holland's, you were starting to wonder who had gotten you.
Warnings: It's super cute and fluffy yeet (also the secret santa group has five members so it doesn't really work out but lets pretend it does, okok bye)
Word Count: 2,111
A/N: Merry Christmas Eve everyone!!! & for those who don't celebrate Christmas happy holidays! or simply just have a very nice day :)) Also, I hope you enjoy this lil imagine.
"Y/N are you on your way?" Zendaya spoke through the phone, making you roll your eyes slightly.
"Yes, Z, I'm on my way, I'm currently in the car driving as we speak." You replied, your eyes staying focused on the road.
Safety first kids, safety first.
"Alright well hurry because I want to open gifts!" She squealed out of excitement, making you laugh as you turned down a street.
You were going to the Holland's house hold for Secret Santa, something you all had planned on doing this year.
It started out as a joke, but as time went on the more everyone wanted to do it, so that's how you ended up here, with a gift in the back seat.
"I'm serious guys I think it would actually be fun." Jacob smiled, looking at everyone around him.
"I mean if you all really want to do it we can, I don't have a problem with it." Tom chimed in, shrugging his shoulders as Harrison nodded in agreement with him.
You and Zendaya both gave a 'sure I'm down with whatever' answer, while Laura was overly excited that it was actually happening.
Harry and Sam had written down everyone's names, then placed them in a hat, before one by one you all picked a name at random.
You were secretly hoping you would get Harrison, and out of pure luck you picked his name, internally screaming and jumping around with pure joy.
"Earth to Y/N, how far long are you?" You heard Tom speak through the phone, snapping you out of your thoughts as you looked at your GPS.
"Like two minutes." You replied, before driving down his street and pulling into his driveway.
"Scratch that I'm here." You laughed, making him groan and laugh before saying a quick 'goodbye' and hanging up.
You turned the keys, making the car shut off as you reached back to grab your nicely wrapped gift.
You placed it under your arm as you grabbed your keys and phone before exiting the car and locking the doors, before walking up the driveway to the front door.
"Knock, knock, anyone home?" You shouted at the door, your knuckles hitting the wood as you heard footsteps rush towards the front door.
"Y/N! You made it!" Harrison smiled warmly at you, making your face heat up a bit as you smiled back at him.
"Of course! Did you really think I'd miss out on something like this?" You gasped dramatically, making him roll his eyes playfully at you as he stepped aside to let you enter the house.
"I'm actually really glad we did this whole secret santa thing." Harrison spoke, making you raise an eyebrow in curiosity.
"And why is that?" You questioned, looking over at him as he smiled down at his feet.
"I don't know honestly, it might be because of the person I picked, and what I got them and I'm just really excited to see their reaction." Harrison shrugged, the smile never leaving his face as he fiddled with his fingers.
You couldn't help but smile at him, he was so genuine and down to earth that it made your heart melt.
You both eventually made it to the kitchen where everyone else was, they were laughing, talking, eating food, drinking eggnog, overall just being happy carefree people.
"Hey Y/N's here!" Harry and Sam shouted, cheering as everyone shouted with them, making you laugh and do jazz hands as your entrance.
"Hey Harrison do you want some egg for your nog?" You smiled, biting your lip slightly to stop yourself from laughing at your dumb joke.
"You never fail to confuse me Y/N, even with something as simple as eggnog." Harrison chuckled, before walking over to the bowl, and filling up two cups of eggnog, one for him and one for you.
You both did a little 'cheers' before taking a swig of the creamy drink.
"WHO'S READY TO OPEN PRESENTS." Laura shouted, making you laugh, as everyone walked down to the family room.
"Laura I don't think I've seen you so excited over literally anything." Jacob laughed, making her smile widely.
"I can't help it, it's just so exciting because it's with you guys, and you're all such great people to spend such a nice holiday with." Laura smiled, making everyone give a round of 'awws.'
You all eventually sat down, your gifts in your laps as you waited for whoever was going to go first.
"So, who wants to go first and share who they got?" Tom questioned, looking at everyone who shrugged in response.
"I'll go first." Zendaya ended up volunteering, getting on her knees as she handed the gift to Jacob, who smiled widely at her.
"No way, you picked me? That's sick!" Jacob cheered, making her laugh as she told him to open it.
"No way! You got me a new seat of headphones! These are so dope, thank you Z." Jacob smiled, picking up the headphones and gawking at them in pure happiness.
"Alright I want to go next." Laura smiled, picking her gift up before handing it to Tom, surprising him.
"Should I be afraid?" He teased, making her roll her eyes playfully before motioning him to just open it already.
Tom peeled the wrapping paper off, revealing a new computer, shocking Tom.
"Laura, this is amazing! You didn't have to do this though." He looked at her in shock, making her smile and shake her head.
"I knew how you needed a new one really badly, and I saw this one and I just knew I had to get it for you." Laura smiled, shrugging her shoulders as Tom leaned over to give her a hug.
As you waited for Tom to give his present out, you couldn't help but glance over at Harrison who still hadn't gone, making your mind start to wander.
Was it possible he had gotten you?
How ironic would it to be that you both had gotten each other?
It was then Jacobs turn to hand his present out, he was overly happy with what he had gotten, making you all laugh and smile at how cheerful he was.
It was then Harrison's turn to go, he anxiously lifted his present up, before turning to you and handing it to you, making your eyes widen slightly.
What a small world.
You gave a shy smile, before handing your own present to him, making his eyes widen in realization.
You both had picked each other.
"That's so funny, you both randomly picked each other." Jacob laughed, making your face heat up slightly.
"That's how love birds work Jacob." Zendaya scolded playfully, making both your face and Harrison's turn a shade of red.
Was it really that obvious you liked him?
Was it really that obvious he liked you?
"You can open yours first if you want." Harrison smiled, as you nodded slightly, tearing the wrapping paper off.
Your eyes widened, looking down at the tickets in your hand, your mouth slightly agape.
"Harrison.." You whispered, looking up at the boy who was giving you a soft smile already.
"I knew how bad you wanted to go, so I thought maybe you'd like to go.. you know.. with me.." He added the last part quietly, but you heard it, you heard every word.
"I'd love to go with you." You smiled, leaning over to give him a tight hug, which he loved.
Harrison had gotten you tickets to Disney world, a place you had talked about going to for years, but never had the time or chance to ever go.
"Hold up, did Harrison just ask Y/N out?" Jacob broke the silence, making you smile shyly while Harrison gave a small grin.
"Um, yes! Dude where have you been?" Tom laughed, hitting Jacob on the arm as he rolled his eyes and whacked his friend back.
While the two fought back and forth, it was now Harrison's turn to open the gift you had gotten him.
Your heart started racing as he tore the paper off the present, there was no way you could top what he had gotten you.
"Y/N, this is amazing." Harrison whispered, a smile growing on his face as he looked back up at you.
You had gotten him a whole new camera set, he had talked about getting a professional camera with different lenses so he could make videos, take epic pictures, basically anything he wanted. But he was never able to go out and really spend the time looking for a set.
"I hope you like it, I wasn't sure which set you'd like more." You smiled, watching him as he lifted the different lenses up.
"I had gone to so many stores and asked a lot of people what was better and I eventually found this one and to me personally it was the best one." You shrugged, watching as his eyes light up each time he picked up a different piece.
"Y/N, I love it so much, thank you." Harrison smiled widely, giving you a hug as everyone made a 'aww' sound.
You all then eventually went back to the kitchen, getting more food and drinks.
Tom and Jacob both announced the idea of playing a game, which Zendaya and Laura were both completely down to do, while you and Harrison stayed in the kitchen.
"So, looks like our first date is going to be pretty epic." Harrison grinned, stepping back from the fridge, a whip cream bottle in his hand.
You raised an eyebrow, a small smile on your face as the grin on his face never left.
"It was already going to be epic, because I have a pretty epic date." You replied back, winking at him.
He shook his head, a laugh escaping his lips as he put some whip cream into his mouth.
You watched him, the smile growing on your face as he gave you a challenging look.
You had no time to escape, you were already doomed, and before you knew it, you had whip cream on your face.
"How dare you." You fake gasped, using your finger to wipe the whip cream off your nose, as Harrison laughed.
You glared at him playfully as he kept on eating the whip cream.
It took a lot of convincing, but you did end up taking the can away from him and placing it back in the fridge where it belonged.
"Hey Y/N, look up." Harrison nudged your arm, motioning to something above you.
You glanced up, and sure enough, there hanging above you both was the mistletoe.
Harrison gave you a cheeky smile, making your cheeks heat up, and before you knew it, your lips were interlocked.
The kiss was soft and passionate, as if you both had craved this moment for years, which wasn't a lie.
He eventually pulled away, his cheeks tinted a light red while yours were a rosy red color.
You both smiled at each other, amazed this was all really happening.
"I'm so glad that mistletoe was there." Harrison chuckled quietly, making your eyes snap up to look at him.
"You didn't put that there intentionally?" You questioned, your eyebrows scrunched together in confusion.
"No. I thought you did." Harrison responded, his own eyebrows scrunching together.
After a moment of thinking, both your eyes widened, glancing over to the family room.
"I TOLD YOU GUYS IT WOULD WORK!" You heard Jacob shout in excitement.
"SHIT I OWE YOU TEN DOLLARS NOW." Zendaya complained.
"I OWE HIM TWENTY SHUT UP, I'M MORE AT A LOSS HERE." Tom whined.
"I'm just glad they finally kissed, it's only been YEARS." Laura shouted the last part, making you both laugh.
It was surely a secret santa they would remember.
Tags: @the-crime-fighting-spider
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