#i might be an asshole but i think the “i'm wesking out” maneuvre is the funniest shit i've ever seen

[deconstructivesurgery]

managed to somehow not horrifically fail a round of dead by daylight playing as wesker and immediately hit the poor fucking ada wong whom i did not realize was trying to befriend me until i had already beat her upside the head in a blind rage in post-game chat with the goddamn "another bsaa operative down, i'm wesking out"

only to realize then in my blind panicked stupor (playing killer in dead by daylight makes me feel like i'm going into cardiac arrest) that i'm an actual mo-ron and

a) ada wong Lied about being a bsaa operative and i somehow managed to forget that like key fucking plot point somehow even though i knew that

b) every other player was a console player who couldn't possibly have responded to me.