#i might as well admit this is about thoschei and ineffable husbands after s2
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roxannepolice · 10 months ago
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"Does a character really need a narrative function? Does there really need to be a conflict in the story? Can't they just figure everything out and hook-"
My dear, what you want isn't a character only a doll. You want Mattel to release a Bad Haircut Barbie line so Bad Haircut Barbie becomes an officially recognised part of the Barbie franchise that will also keep children away from scissors. The feature length ad is just there to provide you with the backstory for Barbie's Bad Haircut. And genuinely greedy producers will and in fact do already provide for it.
One would expect a fandom vocally critical of capitalism to be concerned with characters becoming so alienated from the narrative that they become mostly ads for franchise's other products.
I'm not really making a point here, I'm just impressed with the collection of words my brain did :3 #frankfurtschool4life#adornolives
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