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fingertipsmp3 · 2 months ago

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Okaaay my glasses just arrived and the guy said he’d tried to call with a special delivery earlier (the weed cake) and that he’d see if he could bring it here later this afternoon once he’s finished delivering the current bag of stuff that he has 🥹 we love to see it

#sir i don’t know who you are but if you come through for me on this i will write to your boss personally to tell him to give you a raise #and i will also write to the king to see if i can get you knighted #he was like ‘are you in later?’ i was like i will be SAT. i will literally just remain here staring out the front window #i mean partly because my ice cream is also arriving 🫠#i swear i do not schedule all this stuff together on purpose. i ordered my glasses back in august. like.#just. prayer circle for me to get my fucking cupcakes #i am so ready to not be sober anymore #i have a whole melon in the fridge. SOMEONE’S gotta eat it and it will only be me if i get high #personal

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