#i mean it was fine. weird sense of humor that i can't tell if it's intentional or not

[girl-drink-drunk]

insert the had us in the first half not gonna lie meme because i watched a movie for kevin mcdonald and even though he was pretty prominent in the first half he disappeared completely after that

[wilzy-woo]

Ikemen Vampire Suitors ideal type in my eyes 👀 (also sorry if it seems more aimed at girls I tried to make it GN 😭)

Starting off simple with everyone's favourite (or not) sugar daddy COMTE 😍

• Thinks confidence is really hot and he DEFINITELY likes a little bratty type

• Likes independence but LOVES it when they need help just so he gets to look all snug, he doesn't say anything (he might) but just looks at you with his smexy smirk

• Doesn't care much for looks but loves it when they get dressed up OR LIKE THE KIND OF BEFORE SHOWER MAKEUP

• I think that he NEEDS them to be honest like he would hate the "they told me not tell anyone..." Like he doesn't care he would want ALL OF IT spilt to him whether it's serious or not

Next is the love of my life (he wouldn't like me at all)

• He wants an extrovert. I don't care he NEEDS an extrovert. May think he doesn't but Ugh he just does

• Wants someone to stand up for him, he may be able to stand up for himself but he just really appreciates when someone would do that.

• Someone cleverrr I can't stress this enough he wouldn't be able to stand someone who isn't interested or knows a thing or two about science or anything for that matter. He WANTS the "erm actually" person

• Needs someone who loves snow. It's a weird thing but I can just see him loving a snowy date in his delusions

Pookie bear Vincent (am I the only one who isn't a fan of Vincents route? Like it was painfully slow 😔 I mean don't get me wrong I love him but I didn't feel very attached)

•Loves a sweet girl, needs someone to protect and love omg can you imagine someone timid meeting Vincent UGH IT WOULD BE SO CUTE

• Needs their love language to be physical touch, he just screams it

• Wouldn't mind someone bad at art so he could help them with it if they are interested but would PREFER someone who is good at it so they could do cute little dates together

• Wants a very Smiley person like someone who smiles or laughs at the stupidest thing, broken humour type of person

Now Theodore is different his route WAS SO GOOD I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME even if it was a bit weird and k!nky at some points 🤨

(Why does this photo look massive)

• Chill anyways ALSO wants a bratty person, wants pretty much the opposite of Vincent he finds it such a turn on when they give him a dirty look or roll their eyes at him UGH

• I just know he likes a busty person (ass and chest for girlies) 😔 He seems like that type of person to nonchalantly slap their ass (honestly I'm not a huge fan of that but he would probably do it)

• Definitely likes the weird yappers, the ones who get distracted from one subject they were talking about and moved onto a completely different one

• Likes the observers! People who could just analyse someone easily based on the way they are sitting or talking

UGH MY HUSBAND (this might be biased towards me but I'll try 💔)

(this photo makes me do unspeakable things)

• Wants them to be independent but not TOO independent, he wants them to depend on him for things but also have that nice balance of independence

• Also loves yappers, he's the listening type so being able to listen to their voice for hours on end would be so good for him. He doesn't care what it's about just as long as he doesn't have to pitch in much he's fine with it

• LOVES when someone is indecisive and asks for HIS help with choosing something, knowing that you think he has the best decision making compared to the others is such an ego boost

• Loves someone who isn't afraid to share their opinions. Finds it such a turn on when their mouth is faster than their mind and just says stuff that doesn't even make sense

Arthur oh Arthur let down your hair...I'm not even sure if this is accurate I never finished his route I got bored halfway through 💀

•NEEDS someone humorous, CRAVES IT someone who can take a slightly rude joke and give him one back

• Needs someone with 100+ rizz...no seriously he would find it so funny if you went up to him and said some pick up line with that certain face

•Wants someone who would put him in his place when he does something wrong like overworking or doing something risky ass gambling 💀

• LOVES when their love language is acts of service, something simple like bringing him a coffee when he's writing and sitting down with him in silence, every now and then he'd ask you for ideas or something, just being helpful would make him fold.

• (EXTRA) would laugh if you failed your English GCSES

Mozzy Mosquito is that you 🤨 (I've never done his route so I have no bloody idea 💀)

•WOULD FOLD IF THEY COULD SING. Not like one of those strong voices or rapping NONONO he wants a Lana Del Rey, Alex G and the Florence type of singer , someone with a soft sleepy like voice! He would literally be in love

•CRAVES FOR CONFIDENCE he just thinks it's so attractive for someone to be confident. Like for them initiate conversation and WON'T BACK DOWN (even when he's being a bit of arsey introvert)

• Craves praise. Needs it. Needs someone who praises him and supports him all the way, someone who will get him out of music block by just being there to share ideas or sit there with him for hours telling him if it's good or bad

•Would prefer an introverted lover, he needs someone who is calm and collected and loves it if they come home from an outing and go straight to him groaning and ranting about how much they dislike people

I finished the first chapter of Jeans route I'm sorry if this is inaccurate I literally just go from what I saw of him from the other routes I've played (which isn't a lot ,😭)

•Though he's more of a listener he would also want a listener partner, to be able to sit there in comfortable silence in each others arms. However there will obviously be conversation it would be quiet and would last hours, something deep and personal to the both of them

• would love love love someone with soft slim hands. I don't know why he just seems like the type of person to be obsessed with those types of hands

• Needs someone patient and soft spoken, someone to be able to let his tough exterior break but by bit. A soft voice and reassurance looks like it would get him head over heels

I also haven't played Sebs route I'm sorry 😔

•Probably wants someone who is capable of doing what he's capable of, a helping hand and someone he can rely on without messing up

•Someone who wouldn't mind if he was busy a lot doing something for the mansion as he is the 24/7 working butler 😭 someone patient and doesn't mind sitting in silence just holding eachother after a long day

• Prefers an ambivert, definitely wants to be able to have balanced conversations where they can be bothered listener and talker

• that's all I can think of 😭

I'm going to leave it here and do the other six in another part 😭

[horrorisunknowntoyou]

[Simon "Ghost" Riley x Wife!-Reader] Headcanons

A/n: my birthday is today! so I wrote this as a treat for myself. I been hella sick and unwell so yeah :) also there's a lack of fluff and domestic stuff so I'm here to provide! + Birthday stuff at the end! 🎂 🎉

TW// dark topics, mentioned of Simon's trauma and mental illness, It's like brief.

Song recommendations:

Somewhere Only We Know - Keane

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You been married to Ghost for a long time, hell the task force didn't even know you existed until later this year or so.

Your meeting with your husband's buddies/co-workers (?) was quite a pleasant suprised.

Captain price was a lovely fellow, very much the father figure of the group. But he can be very cruel if need be.

Soap was.... interesting, you understand why your husband both love/hate the guy. But he was definitely fun to talk to. He was the most surprised to see you.

Gaz was a sweetheart, nice young man. Funny definitely. Didn't talk much.

Laswell was nice, she seem like the cool aunt type to drink wine or something.

But they definitely were surprised at the revelation that Ghost was married. Which isn't surprising considering the type of man he is.

(also you definitely showed the team your guys wedding photos/videos much to Ghost's protest.)

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But speaking of marriage, you been married to Ghost for around 5ish years. You met him by chance during an errand. It was really cliche, you accidentally bumped into him. And he was very awkward, and kinda stood their staring at you. You just laughed it off.

In some sense, you two were polar opposites that was interchangeable. He was the moon and you were the sun, etc. You balance each other out.

Also if it isn't obvious, both of you have some sense of dark humor. His was more shitty dad jokes and yours was offensive ones or very niche references to stuff. *Cough." Tumblr "Cough."

Also considering your husband, you were used to his interest in the morbid or macabre. Of course you had to tell him to dial it down so it doesn't hurt him. Specifically his interest in live leak. Also cause you didn't want to see that.

You were also the only person who could properly calm him down, or deal with his anger issues. Reminding him, it's fine to take a step away to breathe. Of course in the beginning it was hard but, you learn to understand him well.

You knew his triggers, his traumas and fears, of course it took ALOT of time and trust for him to even tell you this. But he slowly open himself to you and vice versa.

Also one of his bad habits, be it anger issues, but he sometimes unintentionally gaslight you. You know it means no harm but sometimes it can get overwhelming or lead up to fights. He tries his best not to do it often.

He may not be a great person for comfort, mainly sitting besides you or awkward hugs. But it's obvious he tries his best and that's enough for you.

And he's very protective of you considering what he's been through.

He trained you to defend yourself and how to use a firearm in emergencies just in case. It helps put his minds in ease. But as mentioned earlier, due to his anger issues. He will have the urge to fight anyone who upsets you or hurts you. That's the only time you can't hold him back much to your pleas.

But at the same time, you, yourself is highly protective of him. Of course he's more then capable to defend himself afterall he's a highly experienced military man. Who's 6'4 and 200+ pounds, but even so you will protect him. After all you love him with all your heart. Of course being a civilian, there's not much you can do but you try. And I think that's enough for him.

Also both of you have this weird complex of "I'll put my life aside for my significant other." You both definitely need to work on it.

He also knows your triggers and issues, he doesn't fault you for it. Be it whatever you suffer from, he's always willing to help you, or at least something to lean on.

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Domestic life between the two of you is interesting.

First things first, Simon wears his mask even at home. He doesn't show his face often and you don't really mind it. As it just became part of him in some sense.

However he has to do face mask with you to make sure 1. His face is handled and cleaned, 2. To wash his masks and hoodies he wears. It makes you cringe at how dirty his mask are.

You two also sometimes play videogames, funny enough first person shooters. You suck at it though, your not terrible but Simon dies inside when your aim is shit. However you force Simon to play Just Dance with you so that's a win in your book!

Also chores between the two of your are planned out before hand so not much issues between that, but if you both are tired you just order out take out lol.

Also surprisingly, Simon's a really good cook he's just lazy or pretends to suck because he doesn't want soap to know. lol

You both have your own specialized mugs to drink tea or coffee in it.

Simon likes to play and brush your hair, it kinda calms him down. He sometimes braid it or style it. You have no idea why he knows how to do this but you ain't complaining.

Simon is also a HUGE sucker for cuddles, either be it sleeping or laying down in the couch. But specifically in bed he's either sleeping as if he's in a casket or he's holding you protectively around his arms. No in-between.

In the more colder months, even though you have your own hoodies, Ghost allows you to wear one his. It engulfs you and it's very comfortable to be in.

But you, you love spoiling Simon. It being some expensive knife he wanted or little charm to add on his weapon. The glee in his eyes make it worth it at times, especially the slight hints of red brushed on him. Of course you respect his boundaries and not overdo it.

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During Ghost's deployment he likes to keep a picture of you, either a simple picture within his pocket or a locket he hear around his neck.

Same goes for you, you mainly have a picture of him sleeping peacefully while watching TV as your wallpaper, You smile at it every time.

You also have a Polaroid that you keep on deck in your wallet. It has a little note on the back from Ghost. It's cute.

You even have your own version of his skull mask for you too wear, if you feel lonely when he's away weeks at a time.

He does worry his work will put you in harms way or affect you negativity. It plagues his mind and it makes it hard for him to sleep in his cot or wherever.

You do get lonely while he's away, but you manage it.

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+ [Birthday stuff!] Characters are ooc lmao

When it's your birthday, Simon is alot more soft around you. He truly does care about you, and thankful for you in his life.

You usually have a small birthday party at your guys house with the task force (and some people of your choosing ) Especially, by now you really grew accustomed to them and it felt like a family to you.

You knew the first time round, they definitely struggled, as it was a surprise party. And Soap and Ghost were arguing over the placement of the banner.

Price was absolutely tired but gaz and Laswell (+ her wife) kept you distracted so you didn't even notice much to his relief.

Eventually Ghost sort it out, much to Soap nagging.

And when gaz and others brought back you were surprised with a birthday party.

You were so happy, you almost cried at how sweet everyone is. You were so thankful for this.

You had alot of fun with everything, they absolutely tried, it was like birthday party mixed potluck. It was fun!

There was also a bunch of moments you remembered.

One, Soap got drunk lmao. After the pinatas in which Gaz got most of the candy in his sweater, Soap starting doing some karaoke thing. He was singing California girls. The best thing though, you recorded it and you can see in video Ghost giving him a death stare.

You and Gaz did rock, paper, scissors over shots. You don't drink but it was fun till price like any father figure immediately stops it before it goes out of hand.

Also did you guys get a bounce castle knowing very well you all are grown adults? Yes.

You have alot of videos of it, mainly ghost and soap wrestling each other in the castle. Even though ghost refused to at first but soap pissed him off lol.

Laswell and price mainly stated out there.

You however joined in, and almost gave Ghost a heart attack when you grapped the roof part of the bouncy castle and got lifted up. He immediately pulled you down.

Gaz was the kid who mainly stated in the corner on his phone. But he did join in for a couple of games.

After that mess, you guys did the birthday cake. It was you favorite cake with white candles. And you say at the center of the table, and smiled.

They sang happy birthday and you blew out your candles.

Opening presents was a mess, you had alot of presents, that you didn't expect. Ghost obviously gave them tips what to get you.

You have alot of photos/videos of you opening the gifts.

Overall it was a really fun! You were the second person to fall asleep. Soap was asleep on the couch, you fell asleep on the recliner hidden in a hoodie.

Gaz fell asleep on two party chairs like it was normal. The rest either left or talked.

Overall you had a really fun night.

Also Ghost definitely teased you the next day over the stupid shit you did. But he's happy you enjoyed it.

[homicidal-slvt]

"Sweetly Crimson"

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MDNI

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Inspired by @silverzoomies 'Monster Mash' (Please check out their writing- it's literally incredible)

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Peter Maximoff x F!Reader

Vampire!Reader

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Warnings: Blood, Possibly OOC Peter

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You had grown rather close to the speedster, his playful demeanor dragged you in like a magnetic force. Sure- he was a bit much at times but it was quite cute.

He doesn't know your secret though and if you were being honest- part of you considered never telling him. How would he react?

You'd certainly just die (again) if he were to freak out and leave you... You'd rather crawl into a coffin and never come out- classic vampire from movies mode activated.

Your poor speedy boy just doesn't get it- why do you never want to hang out at night time? It's like every single night you have other plans. He can't help but wonder what you're getting up to.

Curiosity killed the cat.... Well, clearly the cat wasn't fast enough, right?

••

You feel as though you're going to literally starve- and you just might. You have been so busy lately that you carelessly forgot you needed more packs of blood... You aren't about to go out and feed from some random person like a monster! Plus, who knows what diseases they might have... Ew. No way you're chomping on that.

Little did you know that Peter was going to be paying you a surprise visit, several thoughts running through his head at warp speed... He swears his skull is just a jar full of especially spastic bees.

This is a bad idea.

A more rational voice chimes in within Peter's mind, however he figures it's too late to turn back now... Just let's see if you're home, right? I mean... Not like you're doin' some freaky shit- right?

Without anymore thought his hand makes contact with the wood of your door, met with such an eerie silence that all he can hear is the chirping of crickets. He glances around your home and notices the faint glow of a lamp through the window...

"Hey, babe? Ya home?"

Weird... Felt like a chill just crawled up his spine.

Meanwhile you're crouched in the kitchen having hunger pains, hearing Peter's voice creates an internal battle of your own.

He can't see you like this... No... But- you're so hungry... And he always smells so sweet...

A few more knocks and you can't take it, feet carrying you before logical sense can kick in and tell you to stay away. Peter looks a bit startled when you open the door to let him in, his deep brown eyes widening slightly, silvery hair caught in the glow of the nearby street lamp. Woah, he didn't even hear your footfalls as you came to the door. Kinda creepy.

"Uh... Are ya alright? You look a bit under the weather there..."

"I'm fine. Come in."

He does not like how you're looking at him, the way your eyes keep fixating on the side of his neck, it looks like you're about to make a meal out of him... And not in the kinky way.

But- you're his friend. So, even with your concerning behavior he still decides to come in. Your house looks pretty normal, a few decorations here and there...

"Peter, I need to tell you something."

"Yeah? What is it? Don't tell me you're pregnant or somethin'."

He tries to lighten the mood with a joke, you always love his sense of humor or out place comments... Even when they sometimes don't fully make sense. However for once his joke falls flat- like totally crashed and burned.

He swallows nervously locking eyes with you, that same chill crawling up his spine again.... He could just make a break for it, y'know... But what kind of friend would he be if he ditched you like that? After coming here at night unannounced? Dick move.

"I'm a vampire."

You just went for it- deciding that ripping the band-aid off would be easier. He just kinda stands there and stares at you before laughing a bit, stuffing his hands into his pockets... It's October. Of course this is all just some silly prank to scare him!!! You probably decided to do this after he showed up at night like a weirdo.

"Very funny... Ya almost got me! I'm a little too quick for that though-"

"I'm not kidding."

"C'mon- just..."

He trails off while searching your expression and you seem completely serious... However he's just not buying it.

"Okay then... How come ya can come out during the day?"

"That's just an old tale..."

You sigh while gazing into his skeptical eyes, Peter would believe a lot of things but this just was not one of them. There's no way in hell his friend is a vampire!!! How could you hide something like that???

"Do you want me to prove it?"

This gains his interest slightly and you open your mouth, canines sharpened into obvious fangs. He leans back a bit with a baffled expression.

"Nah... No way. Those cannot be real."

You're starving and having to deal with Peter... Great. Why couldn't you have just not opened the door? Pretended to be asleep?

"Do you want me to fuckin' bite you?!?"

A long silence hangs in the air and that sweetness finds its way to your nose again, the temptation that dragged you to the door to begin with. You can't do that to him...

Saliva pools in your mouth and your pupils visibly dilate, you try to redirect your attention but he simply moves in closer.

"Ya mean it, don't you...? You're a vampire?"

There's a hesitant nod and you feel his hand gently brush against your face, guiding you to look up at him and meet his gaze, you can see there's so many questions lurking...

"Ya drink blood...? Gross."

Ah yes... Thanks, Peter. We were having a moment.

"Wow, dude."

You huff and lightly swat his hand and he chuckles a bit, he was a bit bothered at first by the fact you hadn't told him and all that but... He can kinda see why you'd keep it a secret. It's a big deal.

"I mean- come on. Suckin' on people like human juice boxes is kinda gross, babe."

"For your information I don't drink from people. I get blood bags."

That... Just raised so many more questions...

"But I ran out and I'm kinda starving..."

"Wait, wait, wait... Are ya actually askin' to take a bite outta me??? I guess if ya really need too..."

He trails off slightly and he's clearly uncertain about the whole thing, he doesn't exactly like the idea of getting drained like a big live smoothie.

"It won't be that bad... I promise..."

He smells so sweet...

You close in on him and he quickly moves out his hands, he could so easily just dart away and there would be no way for you to catch up but... He just can't do that to you. His hands hover over your sides and he prepares himself.

A slight sting meets his skin as your fangs sink into his neck... Oh crap... He should've asked if this would turn him. Wait- could you drain him dry??? Oh shit why didn't he think this through-

His mind speed runs several worse case scenarios before finally a different sensation sets in, it actually starts to feel kind of good... Your mouth latched onto his warm skin, feeling the thick liquid meet your tongue and the soft vibration of Peter's contented hum.

He tastes so much better than any other blood you've ever had, like crimson candy flowing down your throat. You're dragged back to reality though as you feel him begin to slump back against the wall, quickly you retract your fangs and pull away.

"Shit... Are you okay?"

"Yeah... Yeah. I've lost more blood than that before, don't worry bout' it."

You snort out a soft chuckle at his little grin, still a bit of concern lingers in your eyes though. He raises his hand touching the fang marks on his neck, a flicker of wonder in his eyes.

"So, did I taste good?"

"Gross."

"Aw, c'mon..."

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{I know the ending is abrupt and not good but I tried.}

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{More Content}

[castlebyersafterdark]

OKAY so inspired by that post about 'going down on' each other - to that anon, i salute you; writers are so very excited about turns of phrases and words so picking up on this is not weird at all, in fact it means you've recognised the way words in fact do paint pictures. after all, words are all writers have!

so vinny, please impart your opinion on the following descriptors of dick and when you'd use them if ever in fic/hcs 🤭

dick

cock

prick (seems like an insult but it has such a good reverence, halfway between the two above)

manhood

arousal (lmao)

erection

hardness (kinda love)

length

penis 🤭

Ooooooh, FUN!! What a lovely topic hahahahah 😂😜😈 Time for some cawwwk tawwwwk lol

Words as our ways of painting pictures - yes!! I think language choice contributes to the mood in writing. There are certain phrases and terms that lend to a more humorous approach to a story. Or making something sound like traditional erotica prose - even if we poke fun, readers do have a certain expectation and vibe when engaging with certain genres. Genre too! The era, the time period. The personality of the characters. Action versus dialogue versus exposition and prose.

For writing purposes:

Dick/cock - Pretty much use dick or cock for the most part in writing. I think cock is a sexier word, great word, one of my favorite words 🤭Use it a lot more and will dip more into that once a story moves into the sex scenes. It's hard to describe, but there's a certain point and vibe for when a dick becomes a cock in the action of a scene hahaha. But it's true!! I'll switch in other terms to give writing variation and not become monotonous, but cock is the #1 Prick - I don't think I'd ever use this. Unless writing a character using regional slang. It's not in my own vocab so it wouldn't be a natural choice. Probably would be restricted to dialogue only for me. I've definitely said "don't be such a dick" but I can't imagine myself saying "don't be such a prick" Manhood - Lofty language for traditional erotica. Seems kinda straight to me. Like a woman would use this to describe a man, because it's a differentiator. And that's fine. Maybe that's just me. Arousal - Yeah I think I'd use this one. Variation when describing the lead up before the actual sex of whatever type happens. "He could feel his arousal hot beneath his jeans..." or something like that. It's fine. Erection - More matter of fact, descriptive rather than sexy. Not for the spicy sexy parts of the story. It's word choice. You can say either "He could feel Mike was aroused" or "He could tell that Will had an erection" and take your pick for writing style. I think the former sounds nicer, but it's not jarring to use either. This body part gets hard, it gets erect. Writing style. "As subtly as possible, he crossed his legs to his his erection" works just as well as "...he crossed his legs to hide his arousal." Neither are better or worse. Hardness - It's a state of the thing itself, yeah? It's what's going on. I would probably word sentences to say "he's hard" or something instead of calling a dick someone's hardness. Probably hardness more as an adjective rather than a noun if that makes sense? Length - Use this for physical action rather than just calling the cock a length. "He stroked up his length and..." or "He slowly sunk down the length, inch by inch..." etc. It's part of an action rather than just dick alone? Penis - Is what it is, too clinical. Can't really say most in general use it in sexy scenes in fanfiction in particular. I think it could make an appearance in dialogue out of a character choice. "So, you really want me to just lie there naked, fully penis out, and you're gonna sketch me? Really?" See what I mean? It's not to be hot, but it has personality! MORE CHOICES: Bulge - Specifically useful to refer to the dick as still covered by clothing or underwear, because that's what it is at that point. Especially underwear. Pole - Prob not gonna use in writing, but this is one that's pretty common in casual conversation? When using slang terms at least, personally. Shaft - I think this is similar to length, useful more for describing an isolated part of the dick rather than just the whole thing itself, which sounds kinda silly that way. Seen in cheesy erotica when used badly. Member - Can't explain why, but I really don't like this one! But I see it here and there and hmmm. Not into it. Boner - This one is very personality based, wriring style if it's a little more silly or even playing into combining your narration voice, if it's leaning into the vibes of the character who is leading the story. See above but another option: "As subtly as possible with his friends nearby and unaware, he crossed his legs to hide his unfortunately timed boner." I added more to give the line some personality to demonstrate it working in prose where it might otherwise seem childish. It's a little juvenile of a term, so giving the narration some sass kinda works? Junk - Conversational and silly, definitely not super sexy. Dialogue only.

[fox-daddy]

The arcana as memes again

TW: swearing, smut jokes, being mean to Lucio because it's fun. Also marked as spoilers just incase.

Asra: what flavor of ice-cream would you be?

Julian: vanilla

Lucio: Vanilla? Basic bitch, huh? I'd be pistachio~

Asra: beacuse nobody likes you?

Lucio: offended Lucio noises*

Asra & Julian: dying of laughter*

Asra: nobody likes pistachio ice-cream

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Asra: pre grame post plague singing* hey- how you doing? Yeah, I'm doing just fine. I lied. I'm dying inside.

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Julian: I want to be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

MC: A dentist?

Julian: I don't know what your dentist has been doing to you but I think you need to tell Nadia

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Asra: reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating

Portia: please delete this

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Lucio: when you become famous you're called a legend because your leg ends

Asra: what?

Lucio: your leg. it ends

Nadia: I'm not a linguist but I think that's wrong

Lucio: are you saying your leg doesn't end?

Nadia: I mean. at some point it does. yes.

Lucio: then what's the problem?

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Asra: my proposal for humans 2.0. Wings, detachable boobs, better knees, ears that you can turn on and off

Julian: I agree and would like to add reinforced spines

MC: more eyes

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Asra: I just slept for fifteen hours what did I miss?

Julian: trying not to laugh* this dick

Asra: oh good, I thought I missed something big

Julian: depressed noise*

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Valdemar: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it's asleep, put it in your mouth, but don't eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

MC: Why the fuck would I do that?!

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Lucio: I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time

Nadia: if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

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Valdemar: Bacteria. The only culture some people have

Lucio: doctors are jerks

Julian: our sense of humor is infectious though

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Asra: Laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

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Portia: when I was young Julian told me old people sag because they're being pulled to hell and I cried

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Julian: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it?, take a look around the room and casually say 'Haven't decided yet' because that is always a good response

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Asra: looking at something absolutely weird and yet awesome* why commit murder when you can have one of those?

MC: I'd kill for one of those

Asra: I think you're missing the point, MC

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Asra: your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. 'here comes the warmth slab' it thinks

Portia: WRONG! it thinks 'I hope this dipshit doesn't spill beans all over me again, who the fuck eats beans in bed?'

Julian: you eat beans in bed?

Portia: not the point!

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MC: eats a snack while looking for a better snack*

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Drunk Lucio: I was using the bathroom and I needed to pee and I couldn't so then I thought in my head. 'pee, come on! I know urine there' and then I wound up laughing to hard that I peed

Asra: LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED!

~~~

MC: I am a piece of trash

Nadia: As someone who cares deeply about the enviroment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

MC: you smooth bitch

~~~

Asra: - saves rare item for a more dire situation

Asra - never uses rare item

MC: what if theirs an emergancy?

-MC gets into an emergency-

MC: WHAT IF THERE'S A BIGGER EMERGENCY?!

~~~

Asra: an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Valdemar: bold of you to assume I won't just swallow it

Julian: that's not how swallowing works

valdemar: not if your a whimp

~~~

MC: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people

Asra: I love sleeve smacking people

~~~

Lucio: if I were dating you. well, heh. Let's just say horses wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore.

Julian: hey, Lucio? what the fuck does this mean?

Julian: I'm actually shaking what does this mean?!

~~~

MC: oh my god, theirs a dog outside Muriel's house. Best. day. ever. Hello fuzzy baby friend.

MC: NOT A DOG! NOT A DOG! BEAR! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!

Asra: rolling a 1 on a perception check

~~~

Nadia: if you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.

Lucio: what if it bites me and it dies?

Nadia: that means you're poisonous, pay attention!

MC: what if it bites itself and I die?

Asra: It's magic

MC: okay and what if we bite each other and none of us die?

Julian: that's kinky

~~~

Asra: showing them a picture of a ^ shaped bridge* moon bridge

Julian: how the fuck are you supposed to cross that?

Nadia: with determination

~~~

Nadia: I am at a loss for words!

Lucio @ the audience: despite being loss for words, Nadia spent the next forty-five minutes yelling at me.

[firstdivisiongirl]

Hello! If its possible, can I have a matchup please? If not! That's totally fine! :3 My preference are villians! And I would like a match with a guy!

pronouns she/her!

I am around 156cm height, chin length hair with bangs, brown color eyes and I'm chubby :3 People say I'm pretty cute hehe ^^ I really love lolita fashion and I have only one lolita dress because lolita is very expensive 😭😭 Overall I love cute clothes but I also enjoy wearing sweatshirts, hoodies, sweaters and overall casual clothes (its even better if they are oversized hehe) oh and I also have round glasses!

I am ENFJ 2w3! I am pretty social however I prefer to spend time alone, I love to help other people and make them happy! I think I am a pretty funny person however it depends since I know everyone has a different sense of humor! I love to joke around! I want others to feel comfortable around me. I apologize A LOT, I apologize so much that it might too annoying but I always feel a sense of guilt inside of me. I'm also VERY sensitve and its kinda annoying to me haha. I can be also pretty mean but in a joking way! I can be mean to my friends sometimes but I never mean to hurt them. I also like when people call me weird but at the same time I am afraid of people judging me.Ah and I'm pretty dumb and I am not trying to insult myself I am just silly hehe and I'm okay with that, I would prefer to be with someone who is smarter than me :^) I find high intelligence pretty attractive <3

I actually love opposites of me! I think they are interesting and cute! I just hope I won't be annoying to them or making them tired of me, but at the same time I would like to annoy them but only for jokes haha, not anything serious.

I LOVE LOVE horror and scary things, I would can't imagine my life without it, its just a such interesting genre that makes me happy and intrigued! I adore horror games and I'm mostly interested in them, however most of the time I am scared of playing them so I just watch gameplays and stuff like that haha. You can say I am obssesed with horror! >:3 (its funny because its easy to scare me haha) I also love cute things! Plushies, pink, clothes and other cute things! I just love it so much <3 I like very much games, drawing and psychology! When it comes to music I love energetic ones! I dislike slow music but there can be some exceptions.

I even draw myself! I've been drawing since I was a kid! And I also play games so you can say that its also my hobby :>

I dislike cooking (I love when someone knows to cook however I suck at it </3), insensitve people, stressful situations (I stress a lot)

I hope this isn't too much! I wish you a good day and when it comes to you having a match…For me you would fit Koby! >:3

Hi! Of course, I’ll do a matchup for you. And thank you for my matchup. Everyone who has ever done a matchup for me has said Koby, except for one person who said Sabo. Anyways, the character I picked is a villain. Let’s see who you get!!!

You got…

Charlotte Katakuri!!!

He uses observation haki a lot. So he’d be able to see when you are upset and make sure you

I think you two would have great horror movie date. You can’t tell me this scary looking guy doesn’t like horror movies.

At the same time, I could see him buying you lots and lots of pink plushies!!!

He’s extremely intelligent and you said you liked a smart guy.

He’s pretty calm and an introvert while you are sensitive and an extrovert. It’s just be the perfect balance.

He’d definitely ask Pudding to teach him how to cook for you. If not, he’ll ask her to cook and he’ll pretend he did.

I hope you like donuts. Because you will definitely be having a lot of donut with him!

I hope you like it!

[milkb0nny]

OMG OMG YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN *SQUEALS*

Hi, love your work!!! It's so good!!!!

Could you maybe do hcs on how Cain Lutrein and Arthur Bryan would behave like when they like someone and how they'd deal with their feelings.

If you don't write those character, it's totally fine I understand!

Sending lots of hugs your way!!! Have a great day/night!!!

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𝑪𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝑳𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒏/𝑮𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒓 𝑩𝒓𝒚𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆

𝒘𝒆𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒏: 𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒆𝒅 - 𝑪𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒓

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⚜️ 𝑪𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝑳𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒏/𝑮𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒏

🌸 Falling in love isn't easy with him. Surely he's got an eye for beautiful things but actually gaining interest is a hard thing to achieve with him. The fact you reached his heart is the biggest compliment to begin with.

🌸 He doesn't realize his interest in you is something different than with other things. You in particular are more soothing and elegant to him, though he needs some time to actually make sure he's in love.

🌸 He's quite decent about being in love. Cain prevents talking about personal things; when conversations about feelings occur, he vanishes in the background and adores his wholesome thoughts with you. He won't tell you, but this guy is mad in love and loves daydreaming.

🌸 While training he spaces away because the imagination of you watching him being powerful arouses him. Either he totally loses himself in his dreams, or he uses you as a motivation to gain stronger. And more beautiful.

🌸 Cain takes care about his appearance. His hair is flawless and his golden eyes pierce right through you. When this man came to the conclusion he wants you, he began to step up his hygiene. It was totally fine from the beginning, but he'll begin to buy masks, creams and hair care products, just to look more appealing. He wants you to like him and being handsome is the first step he takes.

🌸 If he's confident enough, he'll invite you to a spa evening. Just a small date where both of you try out different products, watch movies meanwhile and talk about a lot about stuff. Maybe you'd expect him to throw big dates and make expensive gifts... But it's not the case. He prefers chill, relaxing and more deepening dates, where he can get closer to your heart.

🌸 You won't notice it at first, but when his eyes meet yours, a slight red tint will cover his cheeks. Cain usually only blushes when someone embarrasses him, so it's weird to see him blushing randomly. After some time, his blush will increase, because his feelings towards you only keep growing.

🌸 With that being mentioned, he's a very passionate lover. Once he has his fierce eyes on you, he can't stop wanting you. He craves for your attention, wants you safe and secure and he commits to being your best friend, while dating you. He's throughout serious about his love but he can also cheer you up when you need some fun. Cain isn't as one sided as one might assume, no, in fact, he's a pleasant company to have.

🌸 Small gestures like opening the doors for you, carrying your backpack with him or giving you pats on the shoulder show his affection. When you insist on taking your stuff by yourself, he just shakes it off and gently takes your stuff away. "Let me carry it. It makes me fulfilled walking besides you and having your personal items close to me... You know, they smell like you."

🌸 He makes sure you catch on his little flirts, pecks and compliments. He won't tell you directly he loves you at first, but he'll let you know. He's a gentle human with a sense of pride, humor and love. Though, he third aspect he only owns for you.

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⚜️ 𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒓 𝑩𝒓𝒚𝒂𝒏

🌸 As we all know, Arthur is a living chaos with a lot of sides and views. When it comes to love, he's complex and hard to understand. He prefers to keep his emotions to himself, unlike Cain. Maybe that's because he feels ashamed of himself, afraid of rejection or he doesn't really understand what the rollercoaster in his mind means. It's guaranteed you won't find out, until you actively gain his trust.

🌸 Arthur is quite afraid of getting rejected. Loving makes him so vulnerable. He's known to be a loud, intelligent and proud person, loving only makes him a potential candidate for getting hurt. Usually he's not afraid of pain, even relationships like friendships don't hurt him too badly... But getting rejected by someone he cares about? Man, he's not gonna deal well with that.

🌸 This results in him being a little distant towards you. He avoids your looks, talks over you sometimes, increases the distance between the two of you while walking next to each other and he acts "cool". Of course, this doesn't sit right with you. Why is he such a bitch about everything...? He used to be pretty fun and relaxed.

🌸 So one day you found out he adores you by a simple question from Jisuk. He meant to simply mock Arthur, but he even embarrassed him. "Jo, I wanted to ask you if you wanna go to a double date with y/n and someone else?" You just overheard it, but the sudden change in his skin color tells you more than words ever could: his ears turn red and his face flushes. It makes him adorable, yet a little more attractive. He does have a weakness and it's you.

🌸 So, you can expect him to have a difficult time with expressing feelings the right way. Getting neglected or friend zoned scares him. Occasionally he finds himself overthinking about the smallest things he ever said to you. Being in love is beautiful they say, but the feeling of not knowing if that love will exist on the other side surely frightens him. Until he knows you love him back, he's gonna be an emotional mess.

🌸 Nevertheless falling in love doesn't have only bad parts; Arthur uses you as a motivation to grow stronger. Unlike Cain, he does this to be able to protect you from any danger. Of course he's aware you're a strong individual yourself, but he can never be 100% sure.

🌸 On top of that, his emotional chaos teaches him to deal with emotions better. Arthur does have some rages of anger and loving you develops into a coping mechanism to secure his negative feelings towards himself and his surroundings. Yes, he does question himself quite often because of you, but he also learns to be someone more likeable and peaceful for the sake of you and himself. Arthur is willing to work on any flaws he might has, since improving is never a bad thing to do.

🌸 He does adore and love you, expressing it is a hard way for him, but with a lot of time he grows his confidence back and will be able to brag about you in full passion.

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Quick message from me!

Hey! Thank you for your request! I appreciate ur hugs, sending them back!!! This is my first time writing again after some time, and I'm glad I can make somebody's day better.

[rozyrne]

deep dive character sheet

stolen from: reeathan tagging: breathes down ur neck

NAME: ROSADO

BODY

height: 5'7" / 170cm

strength ★★★☆☆ (damagingly below average str and bld bases for his class but high str growth makes for a whack situation narratively)

dexterity ★★★★☆ (can't be butterfingers designing ur own fit)

health ★★★★★ (canonically kind of ridiculous. shining hair, shining skin, never gains weight, eats and sleeps however he wants. life just isn't fair huh)

energy ★★★★☆ (lively naturally while also being prone to an indulgent kind of laziness. the vibe of energetically deciding to spend the day napping)

beauty ★★★★★ (tfw the resident dancer stalks you for your beauty regimen)

style ★★★★★ (whether it's to everyone's tastes or not is different, but he certainly makes statements wherever he goes)

hygiene ★★★☆☆ (a weird situation because he canonically does very little actual styling / upkeep. he actually just wakes up like that)

SKILLS

perception ★★★★☆ (surprisingly)

communication ★★★☆☆ (a bit broad to ascribe a ranking. he's fantastic at natural charisma and conversation. a whiff of conflict though and he'd sooner ghost)

persuasion ★★★★★ (incredibly charming naturally. has a way of kind of being charming about it even when he's being dogmatic or manipulative that still makes it hard to say no)

mediation ★★☆☆☆ (would much rather try to console separate parties after the fact. doesn't want to be in the middle of a disagreement)

literacy ★★☆☆☆ (rosado: when's the paper due. someone: it's on the syllabus. rosado: yeah but i don't want to read, i want you to tell me)

creativity ★★★☆☆ (again kinda depends in what sense but eh)

cooking ★★★☆☆ (it's not something he does, but he'd be decent if he put in the effort to learn. perfectly passable.)

tech savvy ★★★★★ (you can't tell me he wouldn't be a tiktok celebrity in modern au)

combat ★★★☆☆ (it's fine. he's canonically a pretty good fighter per ike bond conversation, but given his dislike of it i can't see him ever be better than ' good enough to do his job ')

survival ★★★☆☆ (honestly he knows when he's in over his head and needs to get tf outta dodge and that's like 60% of surviving)

stealth ★★☆☆☆ (i mean have u seen him)

street smarts ★★★☆☆ (another weird one because his haggling and ' knowing which hole in the wall shop has the best merch and the best deals ' is second to none but that's probably that only type of street smarts where he knows anything)

seduction ★★★★☆ (all i'm saying is he's descended from a race of faefolk who are known for ensnaring hapless highborn humans throughout history for a reason)

luck ★★★☆☆

handling animals ★★★☆☆ (he likes them more than he's good at handling them, generally speaking)

pacifying children ★★★☆☆ (eh. no better or worse than the next guy)

MIND

intelligence ★★★☆☆ (what... kind... hahaha. vastly different answers depending)

happiness ★★★★★ (optimism is his middle name)

spirituality ★☆☆☆☆ (... i mean... he sure thinks the divine dragon is neat!)

confidence ★★★★★ (a bit delusionally at times)

humor ★★★☆☆

anxiety ☆☆☆☆☆ (this guy wouldn't know social anxiety if it hit him in the face. doesn't generally tend to get hung up about stuff on the whole)

patience ★★☆☆☆ (physically speaking, average. will fall for a ' oooh what is it what is it? ' ' i'm not tellinggg ' bait every time tho)

passion ★★★★★ (it's his other middle name)

nice         ★☆☆☆☆ mean (most of the time genuine! most of the time)

brave       ☆☆★☆☆ cowardly (he wouldn't consider himself braver than his job demands, but also both his hortensia a and fell ending have him risking / giving his life for hortensia. and the whole stealth emblem ring steal was ballsy af)

pacifist     ★☆☆☆☆ violent

thoughtful ☆☆★☆☆ impulsive (again, depends about what)

agreeable ☆☆★☆☆ contrary (very agreeable and accommodating of others, until he's Not skjglskdl)

idealistic   ☆★☆☆☆ pragmatic (he's not reckless but that's about the only thing keeping him from a full 5)

frugal        ☆☆☆★☆ big spender (it's just a very good thing he wasn't born into high society)

extrovert   ☆★☆☆☆ introvert (prefers to be around others if there's an opportunity, but doesn't get restless being on his own)

collected   ☆☆☆★☆ wild (again, context. but generally being effusive and energetic tips it)

ambitious / possessive / stubborn / jealous / decisive / perfectionist

SOCIAL

charisma ★★★★★

empathy ★★★☆☆ (in a strange position of being compassionate and genuinely wanting to be / good at being there for others while also being more self-centered on the whole than not)

generosity ★★★☆☆ (sort of in the same vein as empathy)

wealth ★★★★☆ (i mean he's a royal retainer so. plenty of disposable income generally)

honest  ☆★☆☆☆ deceptive (ahahahaha..... a can of worms for rosado. honestly deceptive? unintentionally deceptive? master of ' the truth but not All Of It '? at the very least he doesn't usually intend to deceive)

leader   ☆☆☆★☆ follower (i think in the right scenarios he wouldn't make a bad leader because he does have a way of influencing and inspiring others. but he's too much of a free spirit / swayed by whatever or whoever he likes)

polite    ☆★☆☆☆  rude (kind of Much / presumptuous sometimes? but in a way where you can tell it doesn't come from a bad place)

political ☆☆☆☆★ indifferent (he could not be less bothered)

BELIEFS

higher power ★★☆☆☆ (the reason it's not a 0 or 1 is because he factually knows they exist thanks to the lake of mystery / dragons, etc. that's as far as it goes tho)

fate/destiny ★★☆☆☆ (it's fun to joke around about, but the real thing? never thought much about it)

magic ★★★★★ (it's fire emblem)

soulmates ★★☆☆☆ (same as fate/destiny)

good and evil ★★☆☆☆ (also similar to fate/destiny. thinks it can be a useful binary, but deep down recognizes that it's mostly just that: useful in certain situations)

luck ★★★★☆ (weirdly, given his ambivalence about the other above metaphysical things)

PRIORITIES

family ★★☆☆☆ (mostly shrug emoji because family is handled deliberately in a kind of alienating way in the village of the fair folk. stay tuned)

friends ★★★★★ (arguably one of the the most important things to rosado outside of staying true to himself)

love ★★★☆☆ (values connections to others but also naturally independent and unanchored)

home ★★☆☆☆ (like. it's nice! but it's cool, he can also bounce)

health ★★★☆☆ (not literally health so much as whatever he needs to do or maintain in order to stay cute and appealing)

praise ★★★★★ (oh my god)

justice ★★☆☆☆ (sure, that always sounds like something good)

truth ★★★☆☆ (complicated because he doesn't care/consider/pursue it actively as an ideal, but his approach to visual art seems to drain down at its heart to a desire to capture truth)

power ☆☆☆☆☆

fame ★★☆☆☆ (not an active pursuit, but wouldn't mind it if he stumbled into it along the way)

wealth ★☆☆☆☆ (same as fame, but less)

others' opinions ★☆☆☆☆ (has learned to ignore what most people think, except for those he really respects. currently only hortensia and to a lesser extent goldmary)

[bruggle]

K imma talk about CiaCM Perry a bit because I really haven't and I want to. I have the talking stick now.

Beware of potential spoilers. I ramble sometimes.

Why is her name Perennial? Honestly I just like the name Perry, but that has unfortunately been forever associated with a certain turquoise platypus. Not a bad thing, but it certainly does make it hard to just straight up name a character Perry. So her full name is Perennial because I think it's pretty. No I would never in a million years name an actual kid that. I know the pain of weird names too much. Anyways my in universe reason is that her mother wanted to name her Perenelle (the name of Nicholas Flamel's wife actually!) but she was so hopped up on pain killers that the nurses couldn't make out what she was saying exactly, so they defaulted to Perennial. At first she was mad, because "that's not her name!" But then figured it was close enough and her kid could still be called Perry so it worked.

Her brothers names are Benjamin, Franklin, and Sean.

So yeah, two older twin brothers, and one younger brother. She is 100% a tomboy.

Now, as far as her characteristics go, it's a mess. The first thing she does when figuring out she's a Portal Master is to try to back out of everything. I mean, she's seventeen when she finds out. Not even old enough to vote. She shouldn't be anywhere near any sort of war. But she struggles with that and eventually tells herself she doesn't have a choice. She has to do it. There's supposedly nobody else who CAN do it, and even if there is, what if they're younger than her? She can't let that happen. Plus, it's not fair to the Skylanders to have to stay somewhere they shouldn't be because she's selfishly trying to stay out of it.

She's constantly having to fight with herself on what she wants and what she knows she SHOULD do. She WANTS to stay out, but she SHOULD help. She WANTS to say "I'm done" but she knows she NEEDS to see it through.

Her sense of humor is genuine, but it's also something of a coping/deflecting mechanism. Sort of a "can't have anything wrong with me if I'm cracking jokes, right" mentality. So yeah, she does tend to keep everything to herself. And she hates crying with a passion. Not a 'emotions are weak' sort of hate, but more of a 'gosh dang it there are bigger things going on and a breakdown is not needed right now' sort of deal. Only constantly. Even when it's fine for a breakdown to happen. She just hates crying.

She will never describe herself as brave. She's more reckless than brave. She doesn't always do the things she does because it's the right thing to do, (although she definitely does do that a couple of times) but more so because she feels that 'hey, if anyone needs to pay the consequences of this, might as well be me.' Especially if she feels it's her fault it happens in the first place. Book 2 is not going to be great for her mental health. So she does have something of a martyr complex going on. It will be addressed.

Now, onto her relationships with other characters. This may be a bit stilted as i am very tired, and my brain is soup.

Eon

Eon is more or less a father/grandfather figure to her. She has great respect for him and does tend to understand his position on things even if she doesn't agree. Their biggest conflicts are going to be in books 2 and 3.

Hugo

Hugo is an older brother figure to her. He's the one that teaches her how to read Skylish and ancient Skylish, and is the only other person that really understands what's going on with her magic.

Cali

Cali is more or less a mother/older sister figure to her in Skylands. She's the one Perry goes to for the more awkward questions.

Flynn

Flynn is like another one of her brothers. He teaches her how to fly (which is just as disastrous as it sounds) and is overall a cool guy. What else do you expect lmao

Tessa

Tessa is her absolute best friend. They are relatively close in age and tell each other just about everything. The only problem is that Tessa has her duties as the village chieftain, so they don't get to hang out as much as they wish they could.

Spyro

Spyro is her other absolute best friend. And the only one who understands her exact brand of humor. I mean, she does find it hilarious when she says something that literally nobody else can comprehend, but having someone who understands the inside jokes is important, lol.

Spitfire

Spitfire is another one of her close friends, but he's the first Supercharger she recruits. He's more or less a voice of reason for her to lean on when she needs it. I mean, Eon is a voice of reason too, but sometimes it's better to get it from someone you DON'T see as a father figure, yeah?

My brain is soup. If you have questions my asks are ALWAYS open

[aashipping]

Drunk Confession

Summary: Pumpkin get drunk when she's go out the girls' night. And she's bubbling something about her not-so-unrequited crush on the certain prosecutor.

Warnings: fluffy and slight angst, pumpkin being adorable and Barok just have a soft spot for her, Pumpkin has a nickname called "Ellie" since she's my OC. Soft dark Barok inplied ✨

It's your girl's night.

Usually, you would only drink soda water even though you're the only one adult compare to other three girls.

But not today.

Not after you saw a young maiden just lean herself against Sir Barok van Zieks and he didn't push her away.

You were just about asking him for lunch together, but you retreated after you saw that scene.

She's a beautiful one, stylish hair and smooth skin, her eyes are gorgeous and her voice could lure any man under her skirt.

She's a noble as well, one from the highest families. She's 24, an elegant youthful young lady with a warm smile and the matching family?

There's no way Barok wouldn't dislike her.

Some Ciders are what you need, you burped and shift your head to left side. Iris is sipping her orange juice and sneaking peeks on you.

"What?" You ask her.

"Ellie, you seems... bothered, what happened?" Iris points her finger against her forehead.

"Iris is right, you became strange after you came to the Old Bailey. Did something bad happened between you and Sir van Zieks?"

You twirl your glass, stare at the beautiful amber liquid with blank mind.

"No, I didn't. He didn't even have time for me." You laugh coldly and shake your head.

"What's that supposed to mean? That Reaper cheats on you?"

Gina asks with curious.

"Pff! No Gina, we were not like that. We still not and might never will be."

You can see the ears around your table are all perked up now.

"Then what's wrong? You have to explain it!" Gina crosses her arms.

" Fine, let me have some moments..." You take another sip from your fifth Cider.

"I saw him with a young noble maiden in his office, and she was lean on him. Just close, soooooo bloody close if you know what I mean."

The girls gasp to the new and you choke down the rest Cider.

"Yeah yeah, and I can't confront him is the reason I am upset about. I just walked away and left that Building. I can't rush to them and demand an explanation from him cause it's not my place. And I was too scared to see his reaction."

You shrug when Susato whispers your name.

"It's not entire his fault, if I am being honest. We've known each other for decade, I spent 7 years to love him and try to accept the face that he wouldn't forgive me." You grab the gray blue ribbon which tied on your right wrist.

"Now he tolerate me to stay and I still want it to be more. If there's someone to blame, it's me."

"But I can't stop it. He's just so pretty, his grace and his eyes. Naruhodo wouldn't like that but I love his aggressive humor sense, especially when the witness or the jurors are going wild."

You can see Susato nodding rapidly.

"And I knew most of the maidens simp for his leg slam, but I adore it when he flings the bottles. Just so casually and surveys his unpleasant perfectly without lose his elegance. I was sobbing internally every time when I saw he did that."

For some weird reason, Iris beams and you don't like the mischievous angle of it.

"Iris, what's on your mind?" You blurred out and she gives you a smirk while she shrugs off.

"Not really, but I wonder...why don't you just tell him yourself, Ellie?"

"Huh?"

"Herley told me that alcohol could help you gain confidence and bravery. Now you take the five shut down, so why don't you tell Mr.Reaper how you feel about him?"

"...If that's so simple." You sigh.

"I would help to find who the young lady is amd why Mr. Reaper let her be close to him. But you have to be honest with yourself and him. Do you think you can deal with that?"

You narrow your eyes and nodding slowly.

"Alright, Miss why-are-you-so-smart. It's a deal."

"Uhh, Miss Pumpkin. I think it's time for you to keep your promise." Susato pokes her finger on her cheek and looks slight awkward.

"Speak of the vampire." Gina said and you found yourself frozen on the spot when your brain hit the light.

"Ellie." You turn around and glue your sights on the floor. You don't want to face him so fast.

Iris you little cutie menace and I hate I love you.

The whole pubs are in silence now, everyone gawk up to him and hawk down on you.

They're judging you, Adeline.

They're thinking who you are and why Lord van Zieks would be here. They're wondering in what situation, the Sir van Zieks would cast the beautiful Lady Norton away and choose you as his fate.

A slight shoulder shaking, with a strong cologne invade and overwhelm your senses. You look up to drown into the beautiful ice blue.

"Ellie, can you hear me? Did you get overwhelmed again?"

Barok covers your ears with his hands, he gently massage the skin under yourears and you shut your eyes with a comfort sigh.

"Feels better now?"

You snap your eyes open and grin to him.

It's time to be a growth up woman, Adeline. Time to say goodbye to your crush and move—

"Why are you so perfect?" You heard yourself

Loud

And

Clear

Barok stops his movements and quirks his eyebrows. He looks confused and a bit shocked.

"It's no fair! How could this universe do this to me? Send me a handsome wonderful gentleman and I can't have him? God gifted me a man I madly fell in love with but he wouldn't see me more than a responsibility? Just what kind of Pandora's box he is?"

Your left hand circles his wrist and stroking the inner skin, this bold behave send shivers down his spine.

"Ellie." His deep voice is a warning, the girls are retreating slowly, other guests are no longer seen.

But you? The alcohol loose your mind and release your cautious.

"What? I say what I said! I've loved him since my 19 and now I just sit there with girls while he's taking another maiden home!"

"I didn't—"

Suddenly, you lean close to him, your right hand touches under your eyes.

"You have ice blue eyes, sir. The similar ones, they're beautiful like my crush's."

Barok sucks a sharp breath before he pats your shoulder.

"Alright, let me escort you to home. It's late, ma'am."

"How do you know where I live? You stalk me?"

"Ellie, you told me before."

"Oh really? I don't remember."

Barok help you to stand steadily, his right arm under your left bicep so that you could share the most of your weight on him.

The familiar cologne shows up again.

"Barok?" You ask.

"Yes?" He casts down the street and slowers his pace to match your wobble one.

"What are you doing here? Didn't you enjoy your night with the lady?"

Barok shakes his head and finally scoots you up in bridal style. His warmth chases the freeze away, you snuggle into his cape and embrace.

"You are the one I'd take home, Ellie. The only one of the world."

"Ugh huh, what about Iris? She's your niece and—"

"Stubborn kitten, I see."

Haven't any chance to ask, you two enter the carriage and he cages you in his arms.

"You-you really going to take me home?"

Lift up your head and turns it slowly to meet up his eyes, you forget how to breath when you notice how close you are.

"Since my feline friend insists that I brought some maidens to my mansion. I suppose the best way to improve it's a lie is taking my friend home and letting herself check it. Don't you think?"

His arms around your waist, this intimacy is rare between you and van Zieks. Your body feels numb, your brain is melting to a skull of puddle.

The only clear thought in your mind is—

"Hey Barok."

"Yes?"

"I miss you."

And that became your last memory before you are waken by the bad headache.

[ambrosiarose418]

honestly my friends are actually the most delusional people ever.

i love my friends but sometimes I just question their logic. One of my friends is a classic delulu girl who has crushes on literally everyone. she likes actors and actresses (she's pan), fictional characters (but like, THOSE fictional characters that EVERY delusional girl lusts after), and those huge jerks at school that she only likes because they look kind of conventionally attractive. she's unnecessarily flirty to everybody, turns everything into a pickup line in the most inappropriate of situations, has the dirtiest mind ever, and is constantly ranting about how hot these random book characters are. I love her--she's a distinct personality and an amazing and smart person, but being around her when she's in this state is frankly annoying. i dont like spending my time with someone whose logic can be so flawed. I'm fine with all the other stuff, usually, but the terrible timing of her jokes and crushes on people who have LITERALLY BULLIED ME...to say the least, it makes me uncomfortable.

she can be extremely insensitive at times. she doesn't mean to, she just can't read when something is sensitive. i suffer from mental health breakdowns/burnouts sometimes, and I just want a place in my group chat to rant, but she ALWAYS turns it into a joke.

Me: guys i'm just really tired of life and school and whatnot. scheduling and work is literally so hard and I'm SO DONE. i just want to die.

Her: lol same dude take me with you

an almost DIRECT QUOTE from a conversation we once had. i don't know if it's just her using humor as a coping mech and she has the same problems too--like maybe she's serious whenever she says "i want to die with you"--but I'd rather she just be upfront about it if thats the case. I know that's hard...but also, it makes it harder for me to express that i'm trying to be serious. that i actually need help. She can use humor as a way to cope, but does she really have to make it so it's harder for me to make help?

for the romance thing, it might just be because I'm demisexual that I don't understand the whole liking-someone-without-substance idea. it doesn't make sense in my eyes, but maybe that's just how allo people think? maybe people are actually just like that? from MY pov it looks lame, but obviously I could just have a really skewed perspective on romance-related matters, especially considering I spent most of my life believing I was straight and that everyone was just like me. we love ace panic! all jokes aside, though, i'd love for someone to please tell me if i'm the one seeing this weird or if everybody, or most allo people at least, have these kinds of nonsensical crushes and delusions.

sorry for the harsh words, by the way. as a disclaimer, I truly do love this friend. I think she's brilliant and smart, but some of these flaws just bother me when I'm around her. I have slight anger issues too, and I can't help but get annoyed by her often. I haven't had the heart or courage to tell her any of this, though I did tell one of my closer friends who has started to develop similar behaviors.

please feel free to give me advice, though its okay if you don't have anything. honestly this is mostly just a dump of things i'm too ashamed to put my group chat. :)

-ambrosia <3

[oh-holy-slut]

Bloodlust

Pairing: Damon Salvatore x fem!reader

Warnings: smut, explicit language, blood sharing, mentions of death, oral sex

Word Count: 2,6k

Summary: Stefan forced Damon to try his animal diet. Damon hated it, but didn't had a choice... until Reader makes a suggestion. Suddenly things get steamy.

Being with Damon was complicated. Him and Y/N have seen each other a lot in the past weeks. The two of them had a lot of fun; saw a lot of movies. Actually, Y/N was sure Damon secretly hated many of those. However, anytime Y/N suggested another dramatic, romantic cliché movie like "Last Song" - the vampire groaned, put his arm around her shoulder, let her head rest on his chest and endured every single second of the movie of her choice.

Damon even flirted and teased Y/N here and there, but didn't lead to anything more intimate so far.

Today was another of those days. Y/N stuck around at the Salvatore boarding house, brought a few of Damon's favorite groceries and a bunch of movies, of which she thought that they will suit his taste. Even if they were a little to bloody and brutal in her opinion.

"Pick one!", she demanded, holding all three Blu-ray sleeves in front of him. Damon just shrugged, not bothering to even look.

"Don't be a killjoy, Damon Salvatore!" Y/N sighed.

"Tell me what's wrong or pick a movie. You've got no choice. And besides that... Which number of drink is this?" Y/N frowned, pointing at the liquor in her friends hand. Damon usually consumed his beloved bourbon with pleasure.

But the man on the couch didn't seem pleasured at all. His facial features totally hardened and a look in his eyes like he was ready to rip someone's heart out.

You put the disc's back in your handbag, closing the zipper and put the bag on the floor.

"Fine. No movie night today. Who are we going to kill?"

A small smirk appeared on Damon's lips, finally looking towards Y/N.

"Stefan and his hero hair. He made me go vegetarian... well, for a vampire... and I can't get myself to eat one of those chipmunks, bunnies or bambis." He shook himself with disgust.

"And why did he count you in? You clearly aren't excited about the changing... So, why did you agree?"

"He said, he would kill me, which is kinda funny. But-" Damon made a wide gesture "he stole my daylight ring. And he wouldn't give it back until I stop feeding on innocent people - and kill them."

"So, you truly let your younger brother blackmail you like that?! Wow... I don't know how to feel about your dieting or your new path. Or whatever this is supposed to be."

"You don't like me killing people either", Damon maintained, while taking another sip of bourbon.

"Well, I don't", Y/N agreed, took a step forward, stole the glass from the vampires hand and put it on a small table nearby. "But I don't believe in forcing as a method to get people to change their minds. I believe that change for the better must be an intrinsic motivation," she added quickly, giving the vampire an innocent smile.

Damon's lineaments suddenly turned from annoyed to curious. "Any suggestions, little one?" The vampire raised an eyebrow and a little smirk showed up on his lips. On the one hand, Y/N blushed over the nickname, Damon called her.  On the other hand she felt skittish looking forward to making a deal with him. Not only a deal. It's far more than a simple agreement.

It's Y/N, actually giving Damon a part of her. The red elixir of life. She was about to give him total control of her body and she not even for a heartbeat doubt that Damon will use it against her.

"Actually... Yeah. There's something on my mind." Y/N said chewing on your lip. "I could open up a vein for you. I mean, you could feed on me. And since you have my permission, there's nothing for anybody to have objection about."

Damon frowned and gave her an incredulous look. "You would do that for me?" The vampire couldn't believe, he understood correctly. Why would Y/N want to get involved with him feeding on her? What's in it for her? Damon tried hard to connect the dots, but he wasn't able to. It all seemed to make no sense. Y/N wouldn't have an advantage of that. The vampire hesitated, pinning his dangerously blue eyes on the girl in front of him.

"Is it so suspicious of me, that I'm trying to help my closest friend?" It pierced Y/N's heart, realizing, Damon's trust in her was rather fragile. "Never mind", she waved the pain away and forced herself to keep her composure. "I only had a hasty idea; you really don't need to fee-"

Suddenly Damon appeared behind Y/N, using his vampirism. "Shhhh", he whispered softly. "I never said, that I don't want your blood. I'm thinking about if we are going to cross a line? Blood sharing can be very personal..."

"It can be? It is personal already. Believe it or not - I'm not gonna offer my veins to all the vampires of Mystic Falls." Y/N rolled her eyes, her arms folded on her chest to point out the indignation she felt right now.

"Kinda sensitive today, huh?" Damon gently stroke a strand of hair behind her ear, Y/N could hear this smug smirk through his words. It was a true 'Damon thing' to do. "I didn't mean it like that, princess." He sighed; unsure if he should agree or not. Damon didn't want to act selfish towards Y/N. He compelled a lot of girls for the purpose of drinking blood in the past. He literally used them as long as they weren't too annoying - and then he acted like they have never met. Damon Salvatore couldn't imagine this scenario with Y/N. They've been so close, the vampire couldn't stand loosing her. The offer was risky, but it also could bring each other even closer.

Damon tried hard to avoid any serious attraction between Y/N and him, afraid of messing up. Indeed, he found himself thinking, and even dreaming, about Y/N more than he wanted to admit. She was smart and had this special sense of humor, the vampire adored so much. She was the only one, who could make him feel good no matter what. Needless to say she had that glimmer in her eyes, when she did something she truly loved. In these moments she was even more pretty. Y/N was hard to resist.

And maybe now he could have her like nobody else. At least the vampire gave in. He wanted her blood. He wanted her.

Y/N flinched by the feeling of Damon brushing her neck with his lips.  "Oh, Damon", she gasped. "Bite me." Y/N almost begged for the vampire's teeth breaking through her skin. Damon loved the sound of her husky voice. In less than a heartbeat he turned into his vampire shape. "If you insist", he grinned devilishly, ready to place his teeth on to her skin.

Suddenly Y/N made a slight move forward with the intention to interrupt her friend. "Did you change your mind?" Damon was close to switching back to human, overwhelmed by a mix of emotions. Mostly a lack of understanding, but also a little of disappointment and even anger. Was Y/N playing games on him? While Damon Salvatore was sorting feelings, Y/N turned around, standing now in front of him.

She was so close, not even a piece of paper would fit between them.

Y/N slightly exhaled breath, her eyes darting between the vampires eyes and lips. It was the first time Y/N saw him like this. The icy blue of his eyes, she loved so much, has turned darker. Purple veins appeared under his eyes; Y/N couldn't help herself. Damon's appearance fully intoxicated every fibre of her being. Her fingertips found their way gently brushing over his dark purple veins. She felt heat and softness, while tracing one of them.  It took her a few seconds to get out of trance, realizing what she had done. "Sorry", she murmured with a voice barely audible. "Don't apologize, little one." Damon tilted his head, his lips curled up in a self-assured grin, exposing a perfectly white vampire fang. "I never saw you like this before, you loo-"

"... look like a monster?"

Y/N shook her head. It was nothing like that. Yes, he did look unfamiliar. And she should be scared under normal conditions. Instead, his look hit her in an unexpected way. He looked hotter as a vampire, if it was even possible. 

Y/N cleared her throat, looking up at Damon. "I feel... attracted to you."

"So nothing's changed", Damon teased, raising his eyebrows. The girl in front of him softly slapped him on his shoulder; which was only possible because the vampire permitted. "You are always so full of yourself." She smirked, feeling more confident being to something, they have had been so many times before. Granted, he was terrifying accurate, but she wouldn't serve her feelings on a silver platter.

"I'm still into it. You can bite me; feed on me. I only needed to see you before..." 

A shockwave of electricity flowed through her body the second Damon took her hand and pulled her close.

"I'll be careful", he promised, nuzzling his head into the nap of her neck. Damon once again placed his lips on her soft skin. 

Suddenly a harsh pain made Y/N feel like in a kind of haze. She flinched and let out a groan at the same time, unintentionally biting her lower lip. 

During Damon embedded his fang deeper and deeper, she started feeling dizzy. Her hands searched for the vampires upper body, finally wrapped around his neck. She needed him to lean on. A narrow trickle of blood flowed down her neck. Let Damon feed on her felt like flames licking up every fiber of her body. 

With every passing second Y/N could feel her control slip away. Her body was now firmly pressed against Damon's, like she would want to merge them into one.

Damon noticed her staggering, wrapped his arms around her waist, supporting her.

Bloodlust already messed up the vampires mind, so he continued feeding on Y/N.

A tempting moan escaped her lips, but she didn't care to cover up. Y/N's heart was racing, her eyes flattering. It was almost as if he was about to push her over the edge, but in a different way. "Mmm, this...this… feels soo weird... and so good...", she whispered under a shallow breath.

As soon as Damon heard her fading voice, he abruptly

quitted drinking from her.

"Fuck!" He rapidly laid her on his lap and checked Y/N's vital signs, to make sure she was okay. Instinctively he bit his wrist, pressed it against Y/N's mouth. He knew his blood would heal her, but it wasn't going fast enough. A few seconds passed through, to him they felt like centuries. Y/N finally blinked and Damon was relieved. He cupped her cheeks, his gaze never leaving hers. "I thought, I'd gone-" Damon cleaned his throat. "I'm so glad, you are doing well", he whispered, while trailing her lips with his fingertips. "So, fuckin' glad..." The vampire exhaled a deep breath. 

"It... You made me feel good. Strange, but good", Y/N appeased and flushed over the memory. "Maybe you got a little carried away, but I don't mind. I wouldn't trade the feeling for anything."

Y/N quickly interrupted herself, before she could reveal too much.

However, Damon used his vampire skills, noticing that Y/N was hiding something from him. "Isn't there anything else you want me to know?", Damon asked without taking his eyes off her. Y/N shifted and flushed even more. "It's unfair. You use your vampirism to get everything out of me."

"Well, if that were the case, I could easily compel you." Damon shrugged and found back to his smugly self. "Tell me, what you are hiding". He said in a seductive voice.

"I wanted to get lost in you."

Her confession sent shivers all over the vampires body. At first he could not decide, how to handle this. "Are you sure that's what you want? I could really hurt you..." Y/N hummed.

In the next split second, Damon pinned Y/N against a wall, smashing his lips on hers, kissing her with all the passion he had to give. The vampire devoured Y/N with a new kind of hunger. He didn't know he could crave someone so much.

"Fuck me, Damon..."

The vampire felt him getting hard, only by hearing those little three words out of her mouth.

"Say it louder. Tell me, what you want me to do."

Y/N pulled him closer, gently biting his earlobe.

"Fuck... me, Damon." It took her a second to focus and forming the words again. After she was near to climax earlier, it wasn't a long way getting to the edge once more. "Make me cum... You almost had me there..."

A deep moan got over the vampires lips, once he understood, what Y/N was trying to tell him.

With the next blink Y/N found herself in Damon's bedroom, lying on his bed.

From now on there weren't many words needed. Damon's hand's found their way under her shirt, cupping her breasts and make her moan over and over again.

He closely listened to the rhythm of her heart, making sure he would be able to delay her climax to the point he needed her to.

"Don't cum yet... I want to taste your little pussy first."

Y/N grabbed the vampires head, running her fingers through his dark hair - pushing him down, since she was unable to form a single word.

As Damon got down, he didn't take his eyes off Y/N.

He used a hand pushing up her skirt and lightly stroking over her panties with his fingertips.

"My girl is so wet", he praised in a low husky voice."-and I barely touched you."

His dirty words in combination with his touch lead to another moan, almost turned into a scream.

Damon pushed the fabric aside, leaving sloppy kisses on the inside of her thighs.

Y/N's eyes fluttered, when his soft lips reached her middle.

Damon's tongue licking around her entrance was driving her nuts.

"...so delicious..." were the only words she was able to catch up. Damon knew, he couldn't thrill her forever, so he got back to her. He spit on his palms, stroking his hand over his crotch. In under a second Y/N finally felt this releasing pressure of his cock. It was like a switch went off in her brain and she braced herself for the hard thrusts that would follow.

Damon dimmed the whining noises Y/N made with a passionate, hungry kiss.

He cheated with his vampirism to give it to her deeper and faster, knocking out all the air of her lungs while Y/N screamed out Damon's name. Her walls clenched around him and made him twitch. It was like her pussy massaged his dick the best way possible.

Every time he hit her harder and rougher he was making sure he hit her spot with every thrust.

Damon gathered speed one last time and pushed her over the edge until she was a moaning whimpering mess.

With her last contraction around his shaft, Damon was cumming inside her.

"You are so tight, little one", he whispered under his breath. "We should make arrangements more often."

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[read-write]

You sit there, nervous. 'There's something I need to tell you' sits right up there with the always ominous, even if its not meant to be, 'we need to talk'.

Did she want to break up? Did you do something? Did someone die? Was she dying? Oh suns, how long did giant spiders live?

She settles a leg on you shoulder, drawing your attention back to her.

"I'm... I'm not human."

You wait.

She looks at you expectantly.

"What?" You croak, confused.

"I know... I lied. I'm actually-"

"No, I mean, you're... baby, you're a giant spider."

She looks surprised. Why? It's pretty obvious isn't it? Wait, have you been hallucinating this entire time?

"How... how did you know?"

You squint at her. "The eight legs and thorax sort of gave it away?"

"No! I mean, I have a magic amulet to disguise myself, you've seen through it all along?!" She waves her other foreleg around, showing off the clunky metal armlet (leglet?) she never removes.

"Uhm? Well, you looked human at first. But then as we dated you just... became a spider one day?" That had been a shock. Nothing like coming out to breakfast to find a giant spider in your living room. "I mean, I thought I was hallucinating and checked with my doctor but I was fine? Then you mentioned something about a weird culture and seemed to be dropping hints about being magical and I just assumed you grew comfortable enough to show your true self?"

Your girlfriend stares for a bit, then covers her face with her metatarsus on both forelegs. Is she blushing? Mad? Exasperated? You can't tell and the situation makes her body language unclear. Usually she over exaggerates to get her point across. She suddenly drops her legs.

"Is this why you suddenly cleaned up the house and got rid of stuff like the baking soda, vinegar, and coffee?"

"Well... yeah. I read up and baking soda is supposed to smell bad to spiders. Vinegar is harmful, and I don't cook anyway, and caffeine is like... bad? Bad for spiders so..."

Sacrificing coffee was hard, but you switched to soda fine and weaned yourself mostly off of it. She'd been confused by it, but supportive. It was just common sense, sort of like removing allergens from a house.

"And... you're fine dating a spider?"

"Well, not any spider. Just you."

You love her humor, how excited she gets about things, the way she sings to herself, that she can't cook, hates crowds, everything. She's loving, let's you exist as you are, adores you. She even likes your family. While you only share some interests she loves to hear about what you love and loves to share her own even when you don't get it, you just love to hear her so happy. Even before she'd revealed, uh, you found out she was a spider, you accepted she was asexual to the point she only wanted to hold hands. Why wouldn't you when even just that made you so happy? There are hundreds of little things about her that captured your heart little by little. You love her.

She tosses up her forelegs, definitely exasperated, then focuses on her armlet, poking at it.

"The enchantment still works, everyone else hasn't reacted. Maybe, somehow, your family wouldn't react like you did but strangers on the street would. Not everbody can be as... you as you are about this. Did you somehow get whitelisted by the array?"

You hum, getting some tissues and handing them to her. While she did cry, as a spider she couldn't physically cry like a human can what with the lack of tear ducts. She still always seemed to appreciate the gesture nonetheless.

She takes them absentmindedly, tapping them to her face. Though... perhaps it was just a habit? A part of her disguise? You'd have to ask later when she's calmer. You'd always assumed she didn't want to talk about everything and respected her privacy.

"...Unless magic is completely benign, true love breaks its hold," she states slowly, as if reciting something, apparently coming to a realization.

"Oh?" You pause. "Huh, of course. But I thought it was just curses?"

Your girlfriend falls over, a feat with eight legs, and sort of flails. Ah ha! This time she is blushing!

You wake to sobbing. Looking over you see a giant 4 foot tall spider sobbing her eyes out in front of a mirror. “Hey, baby what’s wrong?” She looks back at you, fear in her eyes. She gathers her nerve and says, “There’s something I need to tell you.”

[quirkless-accident]

Danny is a dog person, the class/Aizawa find out and ask. So Danny brings in Cujo(who has a quirk to change size), Wolf(a werewolf quirk), and Frostbite(who has an ice quirk but also is just yeti shaped) to class. Chaos ensues.

"Cats don't really like me," Danny was telling Shinsou sheepishly as they walked into their classroom. "I think it has something to do with the overall creepiness of my quirk."

"Yeah, I get that," Shinsou set his bag down on the ground as he climbed into his seat, which was next to Danny's to the left. "But dogs? I can't believe my best friend is a dog person."

"You don't like cats?" Todoroki asked Danny, butting into their conversation. It happened often enough though, Danny couldn't really be upset. It was just another fun Todoroki thing that happened.

"I think cats are fine," Danny corrected. "It's cats that don't like me."

"Usually when someone doesn't like cats it's because it's rarely a good reason," Aizawa pipes up from the front. He's buried in his sleeping bag, and he has this glint in his eye that says he's just saying shit to stir the pot. Unfortunately, it's kind of working, considering half the class is looking at him now. Danny shoots him a glare as he continues. "Usually they've never interacted properly with a cat or they have a bad association with something that involves cats. Or a phobia, but you don't seem like the type."

He was half-right about the association. Vlad was still hanging onto his weird obsession with his mom via cat, but honestly Danny rarely saw the thing much less interacted with it. He thinks cats in particular are just good about sensing the offness that Danny's had since the accident.

He gives his classmates a shrug. "All of my friends are dog people. And I have a dog. But that doesn't mean I don't like cats."

"Oh, can we meet these friends?" Hagakure asked excitedly. Danny just shrugged.

"I'm sure we collectively begged them to let them on campus it won't be a problem. Right, Mr. Aizawa?" Danny said, punctuating every syllable since his teacher was in the mood to start shit.

He hoped the headache was worth it.

----------

"Wow," Jirou said. "When you said your friend were dog people, I didn't expect them to be...Dog people."

In front of them stood Danny's closest friends from the Zone. Frostbite, in his never ending wisdom and cool ice arm. Wulf in his broken English and wonderful sense of humor. And Cujo, who the class was familiar with only in passing.

Danny just stood next to his friends, awkwardly shrugging. His head and shoulders was pushed down by an affectionate paw ruffling his hair. Frostbite threw his head back and laughed before slapping him on the back. The force sent Danny sprawling, but it only made everybody else laugh harder.

"Guys, these are my friends, Frostbite and Wulf. And that's my dog, Cujo."

"Cool!" Kirishima cheered as he knelt down and opened his arms. Cujo jumped in without hesitation as Danny peeled himself off the ground. Aizawa was looking at the group with a weird half-curios, half-disinterest as he sipped from one of Momo's coffee mugs. (He had tried to take the Nasa one, but seeing as that's Danny's only mug and it had been a gift, there's a strict rule that only Danny gets to use it.)

"What are your quirks?" Midoriya asked them, eyes sparkling.

"Frostbite here has an ice powers," Danny said, gesturing to the yeti. "He's actually the one that taught me. And Wulf has...A mutation quirk," he finally settled on. It was an indirect way of telling his friend not to tear a hole through space and time to go to and from the Zone until his friends were gone. Wulf just winked at him. Danny sagged. He's not really sure if it was from relief or exasperation.

"And the dog?" Iida asked, chopping his hands in Cujo's general direction. Danny whistled sharply, and Cujo leaped from Kirishima's arms and ran beside Danny, standing at rapt attention.

"Cujo, grow," he commanded. Cujo let out a single bark before allowing his form to grow and grow and grow until he was nearly the height of the dorm building. Danny easily floated up and gave the dog belly scratches, rendering him useless. Kouda in particular looked very excited about having more Very Good Boy to pet. Several other classmates wasted no time in joining in.

Aizawa just looked tired.

"How do you know Danny?" Aizawa asked them.

"Oh, the Gre-Danny has been a wonderful pupil. He came to me for help when his ice powers first emerged."

Wulf replied in a language Aizawa had no hope of understanding, but Danny did perfectly.

"I ran into Wulf when he was in a bit of trouble, so I helped him out," he said, looking as Wulf kept talking. "It was a miscommunication since he's a mutation type and all scary looking. Guy's a real softie, though. And he's hilarious."

"What language is he speaking?" Uraraka asked.

"Esperanto," Danny replied without much thought.

"Did you say you taught Danny ice powers?" Kaminari was asking Frostbite.

"Did you show Todoroki his moves, too?"

"I've never met this man in my life-"

As everybody started talking over everybody, Danny managed to slink away where Aizawa was lazily watching, though Danny had no doubt the man was listening to every word.

"So, a dog person, huh?" Aizawa asked. Danny just shrugged.

"Dog people like me. Cats still don't, though."

[irlarcadegannon]

A few headcanons for my miscellaneous favorite New Vegas characters

No particular rhyme or reason behind the selection. Most of these are pretty light-hearted. Just feel like starting up a conversation.

I think everyone should share their own headcanons in the replies, especially for non-human companions or non-companion characters. They are so under-appreciated.

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Arcade:

Arcade and Cass are best friends and have been for years. This comes as a surprise to many people. They don't see each other often, but they keep in touch and meet up when they can. Arcade appreciates Cass's up-front attitude, and her dry, sarcastic humor similar to his, and Cass likes that he's non-judgemental, and optimistic, because it balances out her tendencies towards pessimism.

Arcade is autistic and has ADHD. I don't have specific neurodivergence headcanons for the other companions but there's no way he's the only neurodivergent person in that group.

I actually thought he was shorter than average for the first few months I played New Vegas. I was always so confused as to why people drew him so tall in fan art. Now I understand that he's supposed to be really tall, but in my mind he's visually much shorter, so I think it makes a pretty funny headcanon to say that he's, like, 5'8" at best.

He was not the typical, palatable nerd stereotype as a child, but rather the titular "weird kid" who liked to play warrior cats at recess and establish entire micro-societies in his free time. And, not understanding social norms for the life of him, he might tell the neighborhood bully that he'll "have Judah Kreger blast you with a plasma caster" (not knowing that you can't.. say that..)

Arcade and Boone don't get along well. They don't hate each other by any means, but they clash often.

Arcade's closest friends are Cass, Julie Farkas, Emily Ortal, and Veronica.

He got locked in the White Glove Society's meat freezer one time. Not because the courier was trying to leave him in there but because he just got stuck. He's fine now.

This one is courtesy of my dear friend cryptidarin—Arcade, though not a huge fan of the Strip, tolerates it at times because there's a specific drink at the bar at the Tops that he really likes. And, autism be damned, he will go to great lengths to get it. The issue is the name of the drink. It's fucking stupid. It's something like "the Fruity Nutblaster 3000". And Arcade has to grit his teeth and experience the mortifying ordeal of ordering it.

"Hi, can I get the uh.. This one on the menu here?"

"Which one?"

"This one.."

"You mean the raspberry mojito?"

"No, the.. the, what's it called—the one with the lime, and it's green,"

"We've got a lot of drinks like that."

"The.. the fruity nutblaster.."

"Sorry, didn't quite hear that."

(Through gritted teeth) "The fruity nutblaster."

"I must be losing my hearing, what did you say?"

"The fruity nutblaster!"

And in the back the bartenders are howling. That's not the name of the drink, they just change it on the menu every so often to something even stupider so they can watch Arcade struggle with it.

Veronica:

She'd run either a twitter page or a surreal instagram text post/meme page if she could. Maybe something like nocontextwasteland. And it would be an actually good one.

She and Arcade like to go junk-hunting in abandoned buildings to see what they can recover from before the war. They find cool little items and often useful artifacts that Arcade can then turn over to the Followers.

She has a collection of anime holotapes she's built up over the years. Her favorites are Sailor Moon, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Ghost in the Shell. (Arcade often borrows her copy of Ghost in the Shell and watches it over and over again.)

Cass:

Cass is at times brutally honest, and she's very good at giving tough love. Arcade really appreciates her advice for this reason.

Cass is great at caravan and wins just about every game.

She hates talking about her love life in a serious sense, but secretly confides in Arcade and Veronica about her issues.

Cass has a horrible habit/curse of accidentally walking in on people in private/intimate situations. To her credit, she's a good sport about it, but there are a few little things she'll tease people about occasionally.

To put it simply, Cass likes to do a little bit of trolling. She's good at coming up with practical jokes, and in the technical sense, you can guarantee she is wreaking the most havoc possible on the Mojave's rudimentary internet. (She is banned from three NCR messaging boards.)

Particularly with the courier, Cass and the other companions like to play stupid party/drinking games together. Cass usually loses at Never Have I Ever but Arcade has come close a surprising number of times.

Vulpes:

Despite his high status, he is not liked by virtually anyone in the Legion. They tend to see him as skittish and overly-dramatic, or not personable enough. Caesar is the one keeping him alive. Most people just think he's.. annoying. They say that if he were to suddenly go missing one day, the scouting parties would take their sweet time looking for him.

Vulpes has dark hair and brown eyes. I had no idea they were supposed to be blue lul

Vulpes and Antony are good friends. Vulpes likes to spend his time with him and the dogs.

Vulpes uses his trips to the Strip more as opportunities to find "interesting" people rather than ones useful to the Legion. He does do his job most of the time, but sometimes, he just feels like observing people.

Vulpes and Arcade have met before; that's why Arcade instantly recognizes him on the Strip. It was a humiliating encounter that Arcade will not dare admit ever happened. (Vulpes was in disguise at a bar and Arcade saw him reading Dante's Inferno, approached him and started infodumping about it because he was maybe a little tipsy and then started bashing the Legion, and Vulpes was dumbfounded because he thought at first that Arcade was another disguised Legion ally trying to signal that he was on his side. Arcade could not take a hint so Vulpes eventually told him point-blank that he's the Legion's top Frumentarii. The conversation ended abruptly.)

Bonus:

Personally I don't think you need any "justification" or "reason" to assume a character is trans so essentially any of them could be, but in particular I like to think that Arcade and Julie Farkas are trans.

I like to think that some elements of modern/pop culture and rudimentary internet have survived. For that reason I say Arcade is an avid fan of music artists like Bad Religion, Black Dresses, and she/Lain Volta. Why? Because I like them. No good reasons. That's it. LOL

(I also think it would be extremely funny if the artists we consider to be niche, underground and/or largely out of the mainstream ended up being the only ones whose content survived the war.)