#i mean im always thinking it a little bit i loveee attention

[sanguinewolves]

you know i need to go to sleep when i start posting some shit abou t how i want ppl to fall in love with me

[xoxo-teddybear]

Hey! I don’t know if you’re still taking requests or not but I saw your “Pregnant?” prank and i started thinking ab those pranks on tiktok where the girlfriend is on the phone while her boyfriend is in the car and says something like “Yeah I’m in the car with my hubby” or something along the lines and I thought it might be an interesting thing for you to write?

don’t feel pressured to do it! I’m sure you have a ton of requests already! I just thought it might be fun to do if you enjoyed writing the pregnant prank one 😊

anyways! have a wonderful day/evening (whichever one applies) hope this doesn’t stress you out!

My god I love this cute shit! MIND YOU, REQUESTS ARENT OPEN…but I do be taking some every now and then when I loveee the ideas, so here we go

He My Husband - Bakugou Katsuki

Warnings: FLUFF, cursing (it wouldn’t be a Bakugou fic without it ;), crack

Summary: you call your boyfriend your husband…this is his reaction

BAKUGOU’S MASTERLIST

You and Bakugou were sitting in the car together, waiting for you to be done with a call from your manager.

Katsuki’s been a little grouchy ever since the start of the call. This was supposed to be a date but because of your hero careers, something always has to intervene. He sat in the drivers seat with his arm resting on the side door as he allowed his head to sit in his hand. His leg was bouncing in annoyance with your mandatory call and you noticed your boyfriend’s sour mood.

Seeing him being so down, you decided to up his spirits a bit very subtly. I mean, you guys have been together for years. You should know how to make him smile. And for sure, you definitely did.

“Yes..yes I understand,” you said with your phone pressed to your ear. “Okay..thank you…yes, thank you. Alright, yes I will speak with my husband on the matter…”

Hearing those words, Katsuki raised his head and looked towards you with wide eyes as the voice in his head was glitching in utter shock. ‘Uh- did she just- no fucking way!’

Bakugou began to smile like crazy as he gave short laughs and began jumping in his seat. He was running his hands through his hair while his cheeks were beginning to ache from smiling so damn much but he didn’t give a fuck. You just called him your husband!

“Babe!” He whisper-yelled trying to get your attention as he patted your arm. “Babe! Baby, get off the phone!”

“Suki! Just a minute!” You laughed as you whispered back, trying to hide the conversation from your manager. Bakugou shook his head as he took your phone out of your hand.

“No- no we’re not doing this,” he said and shook his head with a smile as he looked at your screen before putting the phone to his ear. “Sorry, she’ll call you back later.”

With that he hung up the phone and gave the device back to you. You took it with a laugh before looking at him with a pout. “Babe-“

“You called me your husband!” He said with a wide smile.

“Yeah?” You said as you looked at him with a confused look as if this was known information. Bakugou threw his head back before opening his window.

“Fuck- fuck- HELL YEAH!” He screamed out the window. He cheered, loudly, as passers who walked by his open window looked at him with a laugh as they continued moving forward. “OH MY GOD! IM A HUSBAND!”

You laughed at your longtime boyfriend’s antics. “Baby! Stop! People are staring!”

“I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! You know why? ‘CUZ I’M YOUR HUSBAND!” He said with a laugh as he shouted at you this time. He then turned to face the window as he called out to random people. “Aye! Did you hear her!?

“Yeah! I heard man!” The stranger cheered for him.

“She called me her husband!” Katsuki rejoiced.

“You got that!” The stranger encouraged him and cheered him on making the both of you laugh.

“Oh my god! Aye are you tryna’ come to the wedding?” Bakugou asked as a joke, not even realizing he was so happy he was acting out of character.

“I’ll be there! I’ll be there!” The stranger joked as he walked on while congratulating Bakugou again. Your boyfriend wouldn’t stop so you literally had to lean over and shut his window. “Uh- babe! I wasn’t done!”

“Yes you were, Suki-“

“No, that’s not my name no more. You gotta call me your husband.” He said with a smile as he took your hand in his and leaned into your face.

“Suki-“

“Say it. What am I?”

“You’re my husband.” You said softly with a smile.

“I’m your what?”

“My husband.”

“That’s right I’m your husband.” He chuckled as he leaned in closer and squealed in his own way with his deep ass voice. “I love you so much, c’mere, give me a kiss.”

You leaned in and held the side of his face as he pecked your lips multiple times before ending it with a sweet and loving kiss. He pulled back and kissed the back of your hand as he started up the car and started driving. “Alright, we gotta go find the guys now,” he said referring to his friends in the Bakusquad.

“Wha- but what about our date?” You asked.

“Later. We gotta find the 3 idiots.”

“Why?”

“Gotta tell them the good news,” he said and rolled down his window as he drove and yelled out of it again. “L/N Y/N CALLED ME HER HUSBAND!”

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[naivethekooks]

11/27/20

what to say next

hi !! i redownloaded tumblr due to an abundance of quarentine boredom. since my life is the exact opposite of interesting and aesthetic, i thought i would take up book reviews on this blog. i loveee reading, so my first review will be what to say next by julie buxbaum

disclaimer-this review will NOT be spoiler free. i'll include a little warning when we're nearing a spoiler but still, there will be spoilers.

a little bit of background info:

synopsis:

when an unlikely friendship is sparked between relatively popular kit lowell and socially isolated david drucker, everyone is surprised, most of all kit and david. kit appreciates david's blunt honesty--in fact, she finds it bizarrely refreshing. david welcomes kit's attention and her inquisitive nature. when she asks for his help figuring out the how and why of her dad's tragic car accident, david is all in. but neither of them can predict what they'll find. can their friendship survive the truth?

first off, i'll review our two main character, kit and david.

kit- okay, im going to take into account her tough situation. i do not expect kit to be all peachy and cheery, but she's really a bitch. i dont want to be too hard on her but she was just so unlikable to me. like how she treats her two "best friends", violet and anna. she treats them like absolute shit. she ignores them, complains, and makes them out to be air heads. but then when she actually takes the time to really describe them, they're two perfectly nice girls. they're extremely nice to kit, and are always there for her despite her cold shoulder. she magically expects them to just do everything she wants without ever expressing what she wants. also, the way she totally shut her mom out was so mean. i understand where shes coming from, but wishing death on your mother and then being unable to apologize? seriously? she was just a bitch and got on my nerves a lot. but she was still a lot more forgiving than i would expect towards the end of the book. 4/10

david-well, david was a sweet guy. i can say with confidence that i enjoyed his chapters more than kit. theres not much to say about him. he's just a sweet guy, and i liked reading his interactions with trey, other students, miney, etc. it was like a breath of fresh air honestly, david isnt like most young adult contemporary guys and i appreciated that. 8/10

writing-julie buxbaum's former book, tell me three things, was an airport read for me. i barely remember a thing about it but when pulling up my goodreads review from years ago, i saw i gave it a 3/5 and said the plot twist was predictable (apparently sixth grade paige was able to guess the ending within 40 pages). well, the author has definently improved on that now. [spoiler here] i could tell david's journal was going to get stolen, with the way he just left it out in the open and such, that wasn't anything new. but when it was revealed kit was driving the car when her dad died, that really shocked me. i never would've been able to guess it and it was a great plot twist. buxbaum had a lot of cute moments in this book, i feel like sometimes she described things in more detail than necessary but we're all guilty of that. overall her writing has improved from her last book. 7/10

plot-the plot to this book wasn't really there for me. we have two kids from different social circles suddenly getting close, c'mon, that's such a cliche. the book i just read, tweet cute, had this same exact set up and executed it better (the cute scenes in tweet cute are literally to die for, everyone needs to read that book). anyways, what sets this book apart is that david is neurodivergint and kit is a mixed poc with a dead dad. david was written well, i'm not nd myself so i cannot speak on if he was written accurately or anything but i assume so. im a poc, and when i read about kit it was meh. the author is a white woman and the way she described indian culture, especially in like the first 100 pages of this book, made me think she had an indian husband. upon a quick google search, her personal life isn't really out there. ha, i wonder if she had an indian brother in law or something. anyways, back to the plot. followed a cliche but had refreshing characters. 7/10

overall-6/10, the same review i gave for tell me three things. when i did that google search, i saw she had a new book come out this year. i'll check it out, if my local library has it expect a review at some point in the future.

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