#i mean here in my country the weather is abnormally hot yet with little rain
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So anyway, today is Earth Day.
And you know the rules:
(For Godzilla's and Mothra's checklist rather 😜)
Maintaining the Balance of Nature
Keep Titans (and humans) in check
Avoid dumping garbages (and radioactive wastes) in his ocean territory (MV Hedorah would've born)
Patrolling everywhere to make sure there are no Titans steps slightly out of his/her orders
Advice the humans to practice their routine for the sake of the planet
Making sure he got a nice nap with his wifey. Do not disturb them or you'll regret this.
(Meanwhile, to Battra's checklist)
DESTROY HUMANITY FOR THE SAKE AND WILL OF THE EARTH
#happy earth day#our two alphas have this job very important for their lives#we know how the condition of our planet worsened#i mean here in my country the weather is abnormally hot yet with little rain#climate change affected our lives and economy#so we maintain the balance of the ecosystem if we certainly saved our planet#OKAY BATTRA HAS A POINT ON DESTROYING HUMANITY ALL BECAUSE THEY ABUSED THE MOTHER EARTH#NOT GOOD BUT ACCURATE LMAO#godzilla#mothra#battra#kaiju#monsterverse#godzilla king of the monsters#godzilla kotm#godzilla x kong: the new empire#gxk#gxk: the new empire#godzilla vs mothra#heisei era#toho#toho kaiju#checklist#happy earth day everybody!
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