#i mean christ AARP is gonna start pouncing on me in 3 years
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I have no idea how long some of y'all expect me to live. It's flattering that some of you feel like middle age isn't til nearly 60, but I literally start getting senior citizen perks at 55.
#rrramblings#when I was a kid 40 was the big middle age event#if you go by life expectancy I am literally over halfway done now#i am absolutely past my prime now at 47 and that is perfectly ok#i mean christ AARP is gonna start pouncing on me in 3 years
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