#i mean christ AARP is gonna start pouncing on me in 3 years
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so-i-did-this-thing · 2 months ago
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I have no idea how long some of y'all expect me to live. It's flattering that some of you feel like middle age isn't til nearly 60, but I literally start getting senior citizen perks at 55.
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