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ma-lark-ey · 4 months

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yeah yeah andreil canonically has two cats.

have we considered them with a big ass dog. Great Pyrenees level big ass dog??? PLEASE. Big ass dog that’s the type to just moodily lay around and then bark at anything coming near the house.

Neil & Andrew definitely tell people he’s a guard dog (frankly with Neil’s paranoia that’s probably why they got him to begin with) but in reality he is just a big fluffy baby that gets bullied by the cats. He thinks he’s a lap dog and gets so upset when his dads wont let him snuggle. but Andrew is like “Boy. you are literally the size of me. Get off the couch.”

Neil deffo decided to get the dog and Andrew was like “why do we need a big ass dog” and now they’re besties

#lark says #aftg #all for the game #if youve never seen cats interact with big ass dogs youre missing out #every big ass dog is an old man sick of your shit and every cat is a hyperactive toddler #like yes theyre cat people but also theyre the kind to have a big boy i just feel it #and i dont mean like a 60-70 pound greyhound #i mean a 160+ fluffy as CHONK of a dog #the actual size of andrew big boy #neil wouldnt settle for smaller. hes fucking with pyranees and danes and whatnot #for sure

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