#i may be going to hell but ill have a cool soapstone bear with a lot of souls

[mr-gay-sex-man]

okay this is gonna be a weird ass post but bear with me (this is a pun that will make sense shortly)

So I have this craving to do a ritual, as one does, and I have this little soapstone bear figure and I think oh hey that's cool I could do something with that.

and now I want to preform blood sacrifices and I'm too much of a pussy to nick my finger so does anyone know how to catch like small birds

Fish won't work because they don't have souls and I don't want to use anything bigger then like a pigeon because then there would be too much blood and I'd have to bury the body

If it helps I have a lot of knives and way too much time on my hands

Also like maybe something that doesn't make a ton of noise