#i make a sexy ass fat guy 😎

[beautiful-boy-bracket]

Ok I’ve send alucard’s propaganda now it’s VASH TIME 😎. Again. I am so normal about him.

Don’t come at me I genuinely think he’s prettier than sesshomaru like I’d want to look like vash more even if I’m a SLUT for long hair. Sesshomaru is also very pretty I respect everyone who votes for him. HOWEVER. I am not you <33

Undercut supremacy>>>

I’m toning down the ‘alien ethereal uncanny eldritch angelic body horror beauty’ angle seeing as y’all are probably sick of that after my other propaganda posts. Don’t want these to get too boring, after all! No point in just repeating the same stuff over and over again haha.

I will still be bringing up his insane proportions though. 70% legs. This gif is pretty dark so I don’t know if you can make them out but MAN, if he weren’t an outlaw he could be a model. Cinched waist too.

Also~ I love his outfit so so much I love the way his coat’s strips move when he walks or when the wind blows. I love the slits up to his hips. I love all the useless belts. And that’s not to mention the undersuit! Leather gloves up to his biceps, thigh-high boots, the skintight crop top- I aspire to dress as slutty as vash some day. He’s serving.

More evidence as to how long his legs are/how slutty his undersuit is. Is that a chastity belt. King. He is so aesthetically appealing to me, just, peak design 👌👌

What no I’m not trying to thirstbait you into reading trigun what are you waking about. Anyways, a new tristamp episode came out and this one had a shirtless scene!

Thank you tristamp animators 🙏🙏

Also, vash has dimples! I don’t particularly care about dimples, I think they’re pretty nice, but I hear some people like find them very attractive. Well hellooo? Come get your food? Also he’s got little fangs <33

I really like his musculature too, it’s drawn very pleasingly. Very gender. I need to bite him you don’t understand. Anyways uhh. Tiddy.

Yeah that’s right you’re just getting the blatant thirst bait now. Is is making you want to read trigun be honest. Vote vash for his FAT TITS and tiny waist, what more do you want in a man. What? Kindness? Personality? Well this ain’t about that! (Though vash is certainly very kind as well, aaa >///<)

Also his ✨scars✨ I find them very appealing <33 Everything about him is so gorgeous.

If we’re talking about aspects of vash I find beautiful, we can’t leave out his beauty mark! It is so important to me. It’s in the name!

Also, look at his lips! So pouty! Isn’t he gorgeous? Very pretty boy.

He looks very attractive when he gets serious as well, albeit in a different way. He has the range! I like how his eyes sharpen and his voice deepens, and the air of confidence that comes with it.

He is so good-looking. Beautiful man. I love him so much.

Also here’s vash getting choked against a wall because I mentioned it last time. Studio orange knows full well what they are doing and I’m never forgiving them for this (I am forgiving them so hard, in fact I am supporting their every endeavour).

I’m not lying. This shit happens all the time like vash is the fanservice character in this show. Also wolfwood? And mayb- ok so it’s just the guys. Mainly vash though like you don’t see any of the others tumbling ass-over-tit pussy to the sky. He’s so silly and delightful.

I’ve never felt attraction in my life btw I just appreciate him <33 he’s very pretty and I want other people to think he’s pretty too. I want him to do well in a poll for once please. Please I’m begging you. Vote for vash it would be so sexy please.

its propaganda time

[nexttothelamp]

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[the-firebird69]

It looks like her everybody says it's a pain in the ass I'm not Carrie and it's funny cuz everyone talks about her ass now my ass is big in the movie I swear I'm not her but it's the same size and she had this miraculous ass this growing ass he says it's because of the cloud names he thinks and they're talking about taking information from them so that's what getting into and saying I'm her and I'm him he doesn't have a fat ass, he says he thought she was Prego we did too and she had a little papoose a pouch so maybe I'm pregnant I better not be with John arena Lord but it says more chances of being a little healthier and I do see that so now I'm going to ask someone what the hell that's all about and he says he knows what happens he says he knows cuz he sees it cuz he has to use it to purge his organ to make it work or keep it working at this time it's getting oxygen so should heal pretty soon and I won't be till it drops everyone says it and we're hopeful and it went up a teeny bit then down and then stayed down and it all crap. I'm looking forward to everybody looking at me I like the attention and that's what she says too that's terrific no wonder we get along no but okay I'm just tired of the show and I want my bike and I want your company to make it and I want to sell it cuz I'm writing it and it's mine now it says in the movie it's your bike now and good I said I'll show you how it's done and I roll like a maniac and when I was filming the movie they had one and I heard he designed it I thought it was crazy this guy's insane it won't work right and I didn't know exactly what he was doing and then it was just a victim or something because every way everyone treats them a certain way it's not very good and now I know why they can't help it so I got on the bike and I was going like 300 miles an hour and then the radio kind of yelling at me slow down slow down you're going way past the speed limit and look at those 300 I said it's only 300 km an hour I said no it's 300 miles an hour so I slow down to 180 I said how's that and they said you're still going way too fast and he says wow your character is the character and that's what it is Buddy boy that is so close I see you in person you have to show me your ass... No I've had a hard time understanding him. But okay he says no no not quite but thank you. Other people saw it now you're perverted for Christ's sake it's funny though you don't have to do that cuz the pants are so tight I'm not really pay it since like gear I thought we're in pants I'm wearing Spandex okay my pants suit they called a pants suit. No but those are pretty sexy looking anyways it's like chatting with a girl for crying I know why hes married. It's funny and stuff but it's a pain but she gets why the butt thing happened Hera says that last line and yes I'm still in the line I see what you're saying but she wants to have a dealership so I'm going to talk to her about it but we need competition it doesn't have to be perfect but just pretty big... But I know is saying is I have to get in there. Okay lady you got to come in so I'm going there with you to chaperone even if I have to go in person to New York I'll steal John remillard's car then again no I think I'll take bills. There's a lot of laughter on the line. I think the uncontaminated chain and Niko's harness and the uncontaminated dirt bike chain and that Ball's hanging from. Well girl whoa. Okay in that case I'm going to do the dealership it's just a real tough job we need it now. Okay I said my piece Hera says. So I'm going to meet I know where I am where are you I'm nowhere near that Starbucks not me at Starbucks you idiot oh yeah Baskin-Robbins that's not even opened anymore. Well I'm out. For now . Hera says. I'm going to get back to work when I get a open this up pretty soon and I have a car in this movie too and it's not a normal one so you got to look for it

Zues

I'll help really ok you see.!!! 😎