#i luv ame being needlessly competative with russia-chan

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ame is absolutely the sort of woman who would fall for the "treating breast size the way men treat dick size" thing and get kinda aggro if anyone dares to have bigger tits than her. the record needs to be set straight that america has the biggest tits everyone needs to know her boobs are the biggest and roundest most perfectest and 100000% natural btw. ENGLAND! Come over here and compare ame's and russia's breasts. And bras off cuz russia is probably cheating with a push up there's no wayyyyyyyyy shes actually got tits that big nuh uh its all fake shes a faker.

And england is a very fair and unbiased judge she is a known expert on big boobs. she judges them based on handfeel and mouthfeel and bouncing up and down. and well... it is an honor to be appointed judge but she is scared of answering the question... Cut to ame insisting she won because "big tits dont count if shes fat" and russia being like "oh? so yours dont count either then?" and then england makes her quick escape while they are distracted.