#i lowkey feel like ronald Mcdonald

[ughgoaway]

currently dyeing my hair violently red so I can advertise how mentally ill I am without speaking <3

[therealgraysonhawthorne]

The baby lowkey looks like u when I send u pictures of Ronald McDonald

That's how I feel, yes.

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

Any hair headcanons for the Amis?

this is such a random request I'm obsessed with it

hmmm let's see

Combeferre is that guy who has had the same haircut since he was 15 years old and has absolutely no intention of changing it. There's nothing wrong with it, he just knows what he likes and he knows what looks good and he wants to stick with it, goddammit

One time when they were teenagers, Enjolras decided to dye his hair red to piss off his parents. Courf was like "hell yeah let me help you!!!" but neglected to tell Enjolras he had absolutely no experience dying hair. He left it in too long and when they washed the dye out, he looked like Ronald McDonald. Enjolras cried. (I have def made a headcanon post of this before but I have absolutely no idea where it is why don't I tag properly lol)

Bossuet started losing his hair when he was 17, and although he makes jokes about it, it's actually something he is super insecure about. He's trying to embrace his baldness, but it's a work in progress. All his friends know that generally you can make whatever jokes you like about Bossuet, but you probably shouldn't talk about his hair.

Cosette and Eponine styling each other's hair 🥺 Eponine likes to get curls because they lowkey make her feel cute, and Cosette decides she wants an undercut and gets Eponine to shave it in for her and check it's even. God bless these lesbians.

Enjolras falls asleep if you play with his hair. Like a cat. 

Grantaire uses that 3 in 1 shampoo stuff because he absolutely does not have his life together. His hair spends most of its time under a beanie anyway, so what’s the point in trying to style it properly?

Feuilly regularly shaves his head. He’s a busy guy with no time to sit in a barber’s chair, so he’ll wait until it’s long enough that it keeps going in his eyes when he’s trying to do stuff, and then BUZZZZZ. And then he just lets it grow until it’s long enough to shave again lol

[jtownraindancer]

Thanks for the tag darling!

Rules: Answer all the questions, then tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

Three Ships: Ummmmm... Well most of my ships border on the line of platonic more than romantic, so... Uh... I guess Newmann (Newt Geiszler & Hermann Gottlieb), Charmac? (Charlie Kelly & Ronald 'Mac" McDonald), and... I'm kind of drawing a blank, tbh? I know there are plenty to choose from but- idk DoctorDonna? (The Doctor & Donna Noble?)

First Ship: I can't remember that far back. ^_^;;; I think I read some Dramione content way back in the day, but idk if that was the oldest one?

Last Song I Listened To: I don't actually know? I have this Math Rock playlist on; new genre and tragically the OP doesn't have the song titles listed. Pretty cool though! Lowkey feels like a mesh of something @almapheonix and I would have grooved to back in Uni.

Last Movie I Watched: I'm about halfway through "Jojo Rabbit," but I've been too sleepy to keep going. HOPEFULLY tonight I can finish.

Currently Reading: I have like five books always in rotation, but currently I'm reading a collection of poems by Anna Akhmatova, a serialised web novel called "What Manner of Man," and a couple ebooks on my phone I forgot the names of.

Currently Watching: Rewatching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Abbott Elementary, and Torchwood.

Currently Consuming: Orange Cinnamon Tea and Gingersnaps :)

Currently Craving: A very, very long nap on a very comfy bed. Alas, I am work. :(

No obligatory tags because a- at work and b- too sleepy.

[Tag game] Nine people you want to get to know better

Tagged by the lovely @artbyeloquent and the amazing @vivrune, thank you both so much!

Rules: Answer all the questions, then tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

Three Ships: I'm not a massive fandom shipper, I mostly just ship my original characters but hmmm, what ships have I been more than passively interested in... Kala and Wolfgang from Sense8, Kaz and Inej from Six of Crows, and currently, Shionne and Alphen from Tales of Arise.

First Ship: Oh god I don't even know. Probably Link and Zelda from the Legend of Zelda, or Jessica and Angelo from Dragon Quest VIII?? That's the earliest I can remember rooting for as a small child, at least.

Last Song I Listened To: Paper Mache Planes by Nova & The Experience

Last Movie I Watched: Probably Avatar: The Way of Water.

Currently Reading: Truthfully, a very big book for work. In terms of on my reading list for enjoyable books: A Lady's Formula for Love by Elizabeth Everett.

Currently Watching: Rewatching Lockwood and Co., weekly episodes of My Hero Academia, and Masterchef Season 12 just while I'm cooking. Recently finished the new season of Way of the Househusband.

Currently Consuming: Leftover vegetarian chili and vegan cornbread. Personally not vegetarian, but my partner is! (it was our first attempt at making it together and we didn't follow a recipe for the chili. And it was just so good).

Currently Craving: Like I was telling @ls-daydreams in this post Korean fried chicken.

Tagging with very little pressure or expectation: @mecharose @thewriterghost @thewriteflame @sarahlizziewrites @brick-a-doodle-do @writernopal @scorpiolight-madd @royal1asset-if @wordsforarmor

If you see this and want to do it too, please do! Feel free to say that I tagged you, I’d love to see.

If you want to be tagged by me for tag games, click here!

[the-golden-ghost]

Okay what fictional character do you feel like you could cosplay the best

JFC I DUNNo

I’ve kinda been lowkey looking to cosplay for Halloween for YEARS just for the hell of it and I’ve come to the conclusion that there are no fictional characters who look or act much like me.

But anyway just based on appearance alone my best guesses are

Ronald McDonald

Beaker from the Muppets

That’s kinda it cause I also have a weird voice and there’s not a lot of weird-voiced characters who are ugly but in a mostly nonthreatening and stupid way

[djplatanoshwagg]

Your personality thru the roof ✨

*sheds drake tear* 😭 Omg stahppp you're too sweet! Literally I'm just wingin it like Popeye's through this thing called life with a Ronald McDonald smile on my face each day lol that's it, but thank you so much mamas 💖And congratulations on your baby!! I lowkey feel like I'm about to be an auntie even though I don't know you lmao 💖

[onlyjihoons]

boyfriend!jihoon

a/n; ok so this is another shotgun idea of mine,, and also to swerve back into jihoon’s lane after being in daehwi’s lane for 48 hours lmao and also a reason for me to charge my laptop

much love for @markleetrashh for helping me out with my writers’ block while writing this💜💜💜

and also! do check out the previous one i did for magumagu!

request

ok i am back my friends

with a bf!au

but for winkboy this time

ok leggo

let’s start w how ya’ll met okay

so you’re at gongcha,, a store which sells bubble tea

ok so gongcha was rebranded to liho in singapore and im so sad so here is gongcha in my au T_T

you wanted to get this strawberry drink you were craving so much and finally you can cause a new gongcha store opened in your area

blackpink in your area

gongcha used to be in the town but you were too lazy to travel there just to get the drink so

and surprise surprise the store is crowded af bc its new

but anyhow you still queued up to order

and surprisingly it was quick that your order came so you just left the store happy w your strawberry drink

but before you could even get 2 stores away from gongcha you hear fast footsteps behind you

and you looked back and you see this boy running to you in a mask

so ukno, human instincts, 

you run too

and finally after like 20000 meters of running he caught up with you

and you’re like okok who are you and why are you chasing me

and he catches his breath like,

“i’m– parkjiocohbijasoh”

“huh?”

“i’m–

and that boy’s bubble tea in his hands spilled on your sweater and you’re like !!!!

that boy was also like !!!!!

and he takes off his mask and apologises profusely

“i’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT UHHH–”

and you look closely and this boy just looks all too familiar,,,,,

park.ji.hoon. winkboy. produce 101–

“i chased you all the way here to tell you that you took the wrong order,, but omg i’m so sorry i spilled on your sweater!!!!!!” -jihoon frantically apologising to you

and you’re just like,,

park jihoon chased me just to tell me i got the wrong order???? did i save korea in my past life???

“it’s ok,, I–I–”

and then jihoon takes off his mustard sweater(see gif)

and hands it to you

“here, please have my sweater!! i’m so sorry…”

“y/n”

“y/n! your name’s rlly pretty^^”

“it’s alright!!! i,,i gotta go now,, my mom’s waiting for me at home, see you around, jihoon!” -you trying to act casual and not know him

but deep inside you’re like “did i just talk to park jihoon”

you went home happy, and hugging jihoon’s sweater to sleep

and also you realised another part of jihoon that you never got to see on national tv,,

a soft and innocent side of him that no one really knows about!!

ok ngl your bias wasn’t jihoon at all, ok you had no bias to be honest

and boom your crush on him developed slowly

but you know that the only thing that is the binding you to him is fate(which of course, you have little)

but fate decided to shine on you;-)

and a few days later you made your way to gongcha again,, bc once is never enough

and you’re wearing jihoon’s sweater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

and while you’re queuing up you felt a tap on your shoulder and you turned back,, its jihoon

and you panicked like

“jihoon?”

“y/n?”

“i’m here to get the same drink,, please don’t take my order” you joked and he playfully shoved your shoulder,,

“i see that you’re wearing my sweater”

and you’re like omg do you need it back????

and he’s like its ok,,i dont need it,, really

and hE BLUSHES

you swore on your perfect eyesight that park jihoon was blushing????

and you’re like okay what do i do now

and then suddenly jihoon asks if he could borrow your phone

and you’re like,, why

“i–i was wondering if maybe you want to be friends,,, i mean if you wanna!”

and you’re like ,, ok sure,, 

and then he just types his number into your phone,, and runs off without his order

you’re like ok wait didn’t you order smth

and then you realised that the drink is yours,, jihoon paid for it

and that’s how you guys met:”)

i’m sorry if this isn’t going anywhere but blame mnet for giving jihoon so little screentime:”)

fastforward to when you guys are closer friends!!!!!!

its gonna be vv cliche here so please bear with me!!

so jihoon invited you to the recording for Oh Little Girl,,

and before that you went to backstage to give him some rapport!!

“thank you for coming omg i didn’t expect you to come!!”

and when you saw him in his stage costume like,,, you were shook

bc damn daniel he looks fine af despite the hideous ronald mcdonald shirt?????

you found yourself stuttering out of shyness

“i–i–”

“jihoon! we need to reherse in 5!” you hear someone call out to him

“coming!”

and honestly this friendship with jihoon thing has been a whirl and all crazy cause ya’ll were literally on talking terms just because he spilled bubble tea on your sweater 

and ya’ll were like just like average friends and you’re already feeling the tingly feelings you have when you have a crush on a person you have known for a very long time??

“look, jihoon i–”

“i like you.”

“huh?”

“i like you, alot, y/n.”

“jihoon, you can’t be serious here, we literally just met like months ago just because you spilled bubble tea on my sweater,, and now you’re saying that you like me?”

“yeah. i think its just me but, i get this feeling where i feel empty if i don’t talk to you in a day, i feel uneasy if you don’t send a selfie to save our streak on snapchat…”

and boy, your heart was stolen already

but you didn’t want to be jihoon’s gf as a result of your infatuation,, that’s just nasty and selfish

“can i come back to you tomorrow? it’s just too overwhelming for me rn,, i need to sort out my thoughts”

jihoon was surprisingly cool w it and even was like “i’ll even wait a lifetime for you till you say yes”

asdfghjkl jihoon

“anyhow,, good luck up there!! you’ll do good!”

and then cheeky jihoon decided to plant a peck on your cheek and then blasts off

dang you’ve never felt so violated(in a good way) in your life

and the jihoon does this in the distance:

“nae maeum sogae jeojang!”

or otherwise known as “i’ll save you in my heart”

damn jihoon

you were pretty much stolen and all you’ve gotta do is to break it to jihoon!!

so you guys meet up at the exact same gongcha you met for the first time

i gotta stop mentioning gongcha smh

and you decide to do it in the cheesiest way possible

you know where this is going

you did the jeojang action and said,, “nado,, nae maeum sogae jeojang!”

its basically the above with a me too in it

iTS SO ADORABLE YA”LL HUGGED AND THE EMPLOYEES WERE SO HAPPY FOR THE BOTH OF YOU

okay now for the boyfriend part

like daehwi, every moment that is spent with jihoon is never dull

his main priority in life is to see your smile and make you happy bc he just loves seeing smiling y/n!!!

since jihoon is actually tall or is it just me and my short height of 158cm

he will randomly hug you and smol pecks on the forehead!!

and as cheryl perceives,, jihoon would prolly be a mixture of donghyuck and doyoung any dohyuck(??) shippers here

jihoon would also be the type of bf to just ruffle your hair and squish your cheeks and stuff

like

“oguogu my jagi’s so cute”

rip

he will try his utmost best to make your day if you’re in the dumps

even if it risks his reputation as wink boy lol

i mean,, i love memehoon too,, reblog if you agree

you know the times when he tries to be mature and all that and be like do less skinship

“don’t do that omg that’s so cheesy”

but he secretly likes it ukno

me 100%

dates

yes

i mean,, jihoon can bring you to the most random places like,, i dunno, a animal farm??

or a dog cafe just to pet smol puppies 

have you seen jihoon with the doggos mnet brought to cheer the trainees up

and also jihoon with the eel during the blind box challenge w jonghyun

“annyeong chinguya”

can you imagine him with kids too ok smh i shall stop here

he could also bring you too moomin cafe,, bc who doesn’t like moomin omg

ya’ll moomin isn’t cheap a keychain costs like, fifteen dollars

and yet when you guys were about to ask for the bill jihoon turns up with a medium sized moomin plushie

he just really likes to spoil you,, but not too overbearing like on every date there is something for you ukno

and if you guys ever have a date at the amusement parks you would get matching headbands

and also buy lots of food to binge eat on

most prolly pizza

and ya’ll are so hyper ya’ll go on every ride and dish out stupid dares like,, pose for the ride camera during the ride

loser gets a finger flick

but boy he has no mercy his finger flicks have power too

at the end he will plant a kiss on your forehead bc he’s scared you got hurt

and when you guys get a break and get water or like soft drinks to drink,, this happens:

jihoon is a lowkey sucker for all these kdrama shit okay

speaking of kdrama he would bring you to places where kdramas are filmed just to take pictures and poorly reenact the scene

i mean,, its cheesy but you both like it bc you end up laughing everytime

some dates are lazy and at home where jihoon is either exhausted from practice or just plain lazy

mostly lazy

before that you guys will make a trip to the supermarket to get snacks

and an elderly couple will comment on how cute the both of you looked together

blushing fiesta will start and awkward thank yous

back home,, over watched movies and lots of giggling

and one fine date ya’ll will be giggling like usual and then jihoon suddenly turns serious

and you notice too

jihoon slowly leans in and you lean in too

and then

yes

your fiRST KISS aaaAAAAlol and ya’ll will be awk af for like 15 minutes but then back to the playful banter ukno

overall, bf!jihoon is also playful and cute jihoon

he will use aegyo to get his way

but dw you can too

okay this is getting too long for an au oops

have a nice day/night friends

thank you for reading!