#i lovwe my babygirls

[poruvoron]

happy valentines vashwood

collab / art exchange with @submanuts ! I drew their bbygirl vash and they drew wolfwood for me ><!! it ended up looking like a collab bc they both looked matchy (all unplanned) LMAO

[rexd1z]

IL DOTTORE X READER

idk what the fuck is this.

drabble? headcanons? oneshot? I have no idea, I just wrote it.

Dottore is Zandik!!!

Mentions of corpses, cutting open a living person, removing entrails, blood, obsessive and stalker behavior.

pink is reader and porpol is dottore 🥺

GN! reader ig

English isn't my first language (I'm Chilean) so sorry if there are grammatical errors or something is not understood.

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The first time he saw you, it was in the library and for him it was like love at first sight.

You met Zandik at the Akademiya, he studied in Haravatat and you in Vahumana.

you didn't even notice him staring at you with that crazy look of him.

He learned your routine and the places you go, even your favorite food and your favorite color.

He started following you everywhere from a considerable distance

Zandik draws horrible but he still made little sketches of you in the corners of his notebook

You ALWAYS noticed Zandik stalking you but you couldn't care less, you thought it was cute in a way.

After a few months of dating as "friends" (your dates were in the library or the Akademiya laboratory 💀), Zandik finally confessed to you.

He approached you thanks to Sohreh because she happened to be a friend of yours.

It was strange, he basically made you a poem talking about how he wants you to cut out his heart and eat his insides 💀💀💀💀💀

You accepted, you always thought Zandik was cute so, why not?

After joining the fatui, Zandik Dottore, dragged you with him and made the condition that you must be his personal assistant and be with him 24/7.

And Pierro accepted.

"-Zandik, what the hell are you doing? -you told him as you watched Dottore cut a a LIVING man in half and start injecting him with things that not even God knows what they are.

It was strange for you to have to start calling him Dottore, so in private you kept calling him Zandik.

-I am not Zandik anymore, darling -he said with his disgusting smile.

-Okay Zandik."

He always gets nervous around you even if he doesn't want to admit it, to the rest he must have an image of a hard, serious and cold man, but to you? It's another story.

but we must not forget that he is completely crazy, many times he did experiments with you (nothing totally risky) and he is so protective that he could kill someone if he lays a finger on you 💀

At some point he tried to take out his own heart to give it to you, you obviously interrupted his actions.

He's crazy, completely crazy and insane.

Somehow or another he managed to make you both immortal, so you will stay with him forever.

After creating his clones, he realized that everyone had a special affection for you, and those who didn't know you began to have the same obsession that he had with you at the Akademiya.

He tries to keep you away from his clones as much as possible, he is a very jealous man.

In short words, Dottore is really jealous and possessive, but he loves you with all his soul and even in death he will not leave you <3

Omega is the only clone he lets near you.

I literally wrote this at 3 in the morning and I'm dying of sleep plus I have school tomorrow

It's been a while since the last time i wrote something so it's weird to me😥😥😥

btw dottore is so babygirl I lovw him hes sosilly

[common-grackle]

hello i am here to tell you about my best friend alice dyer magnusprotocol .

so she is working at thje oiar office of incident assessment and response which is like. magnus institute part two. or something. she has this ex boyfreind called samama khalid (i love him <3) and thjey are also besties and she got him the job at the oiar and in the 1st episode she shows him how to do things adn shes so silly abiut it shes likw . hold on let me screenshot thje fucking. the transed cript

dont look at my tabs .

anywya colin is the it guy and hes so babygirl literally,, this isnt abt him though its about alice

alice shows sam the gay people on the windows 95 ALSO SHE NAMED EVERYTHING WHICH. FUCK YEAH I DO YHIS like the system thjey use on the old ass computers. it doestn have a name but also his name is freddie . because fr3-d1 . and she also named thje voices that the compiters read out statements(??) in she named them norris chester and augustus (i am so normal about norris and chester . however if i told you WHY that woudl spoil tma for you + idk maybe youvw already had it spoiled adn seen things about them . or you dont care . either way its a story for another time anyway) alice often gets scolded by gwen bouchard who is . also working there and also shes hot. who said that uhh yes alice loves to annoy her and also gwen is so interesting to me but THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME !!!!! umm what else what else REMEMBER COLIN okay this is going to be a little bit about colin . he fucking . hes such a character. ok like he Knows somwthjing is wrong ?? like he can Tell . like the way the first tmagp episode ends is . interesting . to say the least . hes probably had a fucked up fear encounter . hes even scottish . and um thjeres a bit in the first episode when sam talks to him and its so silly becausw sam is like "hey colin how is the app going" and colin is like "THIS APP KILLED MY GRANDMA ))):< " or something . not that but like he got angyr You Get It and sam is like "oh my bad. i mso sorry alice told me to ask ." and colin is immediately like ". oh . (: ok then :D tell alice it was funny adn i laughed :smiling face with three hearts emoji: " LIKE . he hates everyone except alice <33 i lovw thjem so much ): AND WE SEE TJEM INTERAC T IN THE THIRD EPISODE . I LOVE THEM SO MUCH . AUGH . ummm augh the fucking conversation with sam and colin was so funny too sam is so awkward . poor boy anyway umm what else what else . YEAH UMMM AS A LOT OD PEOPLE HAVE OOINTED OUT. ALICE IS AWFULLY SIMILAR TO TIM STOKER MAGNUSARCHIVES FROM LIKE SEASON 1 . AND LIKE . god tim makes me feel shrimp emotions UMM LIKE IN SEASON ONE HES BEINGG LIKE REALLY FUNNY AND EVERYTHING . IN S2 HE LIKE. he starts getting a bit angry at everything because things have Really started to Go Wrong at the institute and also jon is being a little bitch . and at the end of s2/beginning of s3 he like . ok so theres anothjer archival assistant in like s1/s2(??) there her name is sasha and she and tim were best friends <333 some people ship them romantically some dont but either way. they were so so close and loved each other so much adn like they always come together like yk what i mean like you cant think of one of them without thinking of the other . thats how Two Of Them they were and i love them so much and augughghgh anyway ummmmm at the end of season 1 something . happens to sasha ! and its just ! not addressed until the end of s2 but like she starts acting different and everything and at the end of s2 we like learn that sasha fucking died bcause she was eaten by the not!them which is this thing thats with the fear entity known as the stranger . and um . basically it eats people and takes their place and almost no one can tell the difference like it alters everyone's memories and all the pictures and things of that person but like theres always like one or two people that can tell that it's a . whole other person . because they remember the way the real person used to be like the not!them appears in episode 3 across the street and eats this guy graham folger (love him) and amy patel (the statement giver) like remembers what og graham was like before the not!them got him yk . and in sasha's case it was this girl melanie that remembered her (i love melanie she is this youtuber she has a show called ghost hunt uk and she and jon hate each other and Cannot take each other seriously its so funny) anyway melanie was like "hgirllie that is not. sasha i?? are there two sashas" when jon assures her that sasha let her inside after she asked abt where sasha was . yk . and then jon does Researc h

i ran out of characters for this block wait

AND HE FUCKING FINDS WHAT SASHAS REAL VOICE SOUNDED LIKE BECAUSE THE NOT!THEM CANT FUCK WITH THE OLD ASS CASSETTE TAPE RECORDERS . YK and thjen he accidentally. Releases the not them into the wild lmao but um thats a whole other story the point is we learn that sasha was not. sasha . yk anyway back to tim . s3 is so bad for him and he gets like fucking . depressed . now like theres the one whole thing with sasha (thjeres this one bit where hes like "i dont even know who im sad for" UUGHGHGHGHGH) BUT ALSO we learn that the stranger also got his younger brother danny !!! traumatizing fucking experience also why is the stranhger targeting Him Specifically . one of the reasons i hate the stranger its fucking EVIL also tim hates jon now ! and he has reason to anyway um . tim is fucking . hes Sad and going through all the stages of grief aND HE DOESNT EVEN FUCKING FINISH . BECAUSE HE DIES . IN THE UNKNOWING . well trying to stop it . and UUUHUHHGHJGHJHGHJHGJHGJHJHJKJHBGHJKJHJKJHGJKJHJJHNJKJHBJKJHBMKJHBJNMKJHBJHB a bit more on this topic when jon goes to get jonah magnus' ass in s5 he like fucking sits him down adn just like fucking goes "that was for tim" "that was for sasha" AND I WAS HHDHSMDSHJDSM and then the fucking "i dont want to die" "neither did they" I AUAYUGYUHFGJHHGCFJNKNHFGVGBHJNFGH AND DONT GET ME FUCKING S T A R T E D ON THE BIRTHDAY TAPE. anyway. um. dear god how did i get from alice to this . anyway . um . YES alice reminds us so much of tim and she even has a younger brother.,,, but yes she reminds us so much of timWHICH MAKES ME SO FUCKING. WORRIED. IM GOINg TO RUN INTO MY WALL AT FULL SPEED i am so worried :thumbsup: anyway. um. uh. this was it i think i am hgoing to go play bideo games now goodbye and remember that bones are a lie peddled by big milk to keep you buying

HKDSBKJFBMNVSDJFKDBKFJH INSANE. HI

"one of the reasons i hate the stranger its fucking EVIL" is a rly good sentence

ugh i kinda want to listen to tma now. yuor fault. affectionate

ANYWAYYYY augh tragedy fans when the tragedy tragedies

UM. this was rly good and fun to read. i dont have like. words to say about the content. but YEAG BLORBOS IN LAW YOU GO 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[beauregard-sinclair-ask]

Sorry my lovely babygirl but i completely forgot what we were fighting abt but im right ur rong thats it love u babycake lovw from the meat master😘😘😘😘😘

[sclfmastery]

#every time i see utopia i die#yana immediatly trusting the doctor#holding hands and skipping like girls in lovw#everytime when he says this i go insane cause YES !!! THERE HE IS !!!! hes still in there#my babygirl....#the master#doctor who mhm

UTOPIA

[notwaitinginthecorner]

What's cuter than keeping one of yr bffs handwritten study flashcards from college

[caracello]

lluna princess luna I GET SOOO HAPPY jsut seeing a screenshot of her in any context i lovw her so   so so so much   shes so pretty shes my girlfriend my babygirl my darling my sweetheart look at her rn.

i m seriously   like thta one meme abt how ill blow this whole place up if nopony cheers and claps for her when she walks into a room except for shes a princess so they always do that anyways

[badluvkii]

saw iii :

ángel trap :

i mean ofc i wouldnt live , it’s rigged but i’ll talk ab this a lot bc it’s my fav trap in the franchise . 1 . my tits r too big for the trap bc it would be hard to peirce the hooks through my tits to my ribs 2 . hoffman and amanda set up the trap and they’d have to play w my boobs to get me in and i’d die happily if that was the case . id put my hand in the acid so quick tho like saturn “i feel my arm decompOoOseee inside the acid it vanished” ABFJFJ . id try get out but also when i was younger i wanted to kms by ripping my ribs out bc my groomer told me to mutilate myself prettily so yeah i wanted to die like that so i’d die happy tbh . i’m ok now i’m nearly 8 months attenpt free and my groomer is LOOONGGG gone , like 4 years gone probably

classroom trap :

nope . id try but that jaw one would take me out . literally . also it was rigged bc the door was welded shut so i’d be blown up lmao

shotgun collar :

i mean idk how to brain surgery so i wouldn’t be able to keep john alive , i’m afraid of hospitals bc of trauma , amanda young is there and i would try to seduce her and id probably faint if i saw that beautiful woman . i’m just gonna pray el padre nuestro

jeff’s test :

killing all of them 😍 . if u kill my loved one or have no justice or looked and didn’t help , dead , dead and dead . i woudlnt fuck arounf like jeff did either id just straight up pull up a chair and watch happily as they died .

actually i like the idea sm i’m gonna describe it more

freezer room :

killing u 😍 . id probably reach for the key a few times to tease her . like “OOOO WANT THE KEY??? OOOO NOO YOU CANTTT”

pig vat :

killing u 😍 . if you think for a second i’m gonna burn a dead loved ones valuables to save someone who gave their murderer a light sentence you’re fucking dense . id look away while the pigs are being killed tho bc i love animals

the rack :

get crushed by them . oh so not hoffmans rack?? like the trap? ok then , killing u 😍 . have fun being twisted

amanda’s test :

im doing this hoffman side and relating to amanda side . when i watched saw iii i related to the scene when she killed lynn bc i thougjt that was her jealousy , that kramer seemed to favour lynn . i related to that , i feel like that’s part of the trap too bc kramer doesn’t know ab hoffmans note and the trap was partly made for amanda too so i relate to that

i lovw hoffman but fuck him for what he did here , amanda killing lynn lead to jeff killing amanda and i’m not fully sure if that was hoffmans intention but that’s how it ended . i love him so much as everyone knows . but i also ADORE amanda and see myself in her , especially since after rewatching saw vi i saw what he said to amanda in that scene which hurt a lot bc i obviously have been there as i’ve mentioned w sh . i never noticed this until i rewatched saw vi bc i missed the whole saw iii flashback part when i first watched saw vi somehow . i must’ve went to the kitchen for a drink and accidentally missed it

jeff’s test (end)

DONT SHOOT KRAMER??? HES ATTATCHED TO UR WIFES HEART??? also don’t shoot amanda she’s 1. hot 2. relateable 3. amazing 4. babygirl

traumadumping on this bc ik no one will read this heheheh you’ll never carch me opening up

(longggg saw thread ab to be)

would i live or die , every saw trap (not doing jigsaw + spiral bc that’s too long)

saw i :

reverse beartrap (amanda version) :

id defo live im ripping that key out asap . only issue could be me finding the key bc who knows how quickly you’ll find it . id be ripping everything out to find it . i’m fine . idgaf ab the other guy

flammable jelly :

this trap is so ,, weird?? i mean it’s pretty much imposible but i’d try till the end and wouldn’t give up . probably would die tho

razor maze :

yeah i’m living . the guy freaked out too much , just keep GOINGGGG . this trap can’t do worse to me than i’ve already done to myself i’ve felt cuts too much i’ll be ok bc i used to sh lmao . just fucking do it

bathroom trap :

who fucking knows atp if i was lawrence i’d kill the other person but the fact it’s adam makes it hard bc i love him . i wouldn’t let myself get emotionally attatxhed and i’d just kill them . if i became an apprentice like lawrence i WOULDNT LOCK HOFFMAN IN THE BATHROOM??? id give him a good time if he wanted it 🤭

if i was adam i’d just hope i don’t die and do stuff to prevent it . also i probably wouldn’t wake up as worried as adam so i woudlnt flush the key down

quadruple shotgun :

idk bc i’m really well-judging ab stuff so i think i’d be cautious . i think of loads of ways to get myself out of trouble whenever i act so i think id be observing everything and notice THE MASSIVE SHOTGUNS???? especially if john warned me are you silly

zep’s test :

man i don’t know id feel bad if it was a mother and daughter , i’d probably just cut myself and die by myself

drill chair :

still don’t fully understand this cant lie but as i said i’m goof at getting myself out of bad situations so i think i’d love but i’m also a leo