#i loveeeeee the 20v1 fights at the beginning and end
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halloween kills is so funny
because halloween(2018) goes out of its way to make it clear that they're scraping the whole laurie and micheal are family and he needs to finish the job thing at the beginning of the movies by having laurie's grand daughter correct her friends about laurie and michael being siblings, she says it's just a rumor.
so i just think it's really silly that this movie has like two narratives painting michael n two different ways
1. he lurks. he kills. he goes home.
2. he is coming to this mother fucking hospital everyone get fucking ready to shoot this lunatic that has already survived two missing fingers a shot to the face and a literal house burning around him. he is evil and he wants laurie and we have to kill him. OMG OMG HES HERE OH GOD.
like the whole scene where there's a false witch hunt and the cop guy is like "this is what micheal wanted he's turning us into monsters"
meanwhile micheal is killing cunty gay couple cause they're in his house (all people bleed red the shape does not discriminate)
like yeah he's evil and he's my goat so of course he keeps getting up and yall gotta handle that shit SWIFTLY
buttttt..... that guy yall chased down was like what? 5'5 and heavy set?
when you all know the boogie man is a tall fit mf??
and ur blaming my butch boyfriend Michael?
#EVEN LAURIES DAUGHTER IS LIKE ''hey!!! that's clearly not him leave him alone!!!'' even thought she is the most scared#IM COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET AS A HALLOWEEN ENJOYER WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT THE FRANCHISE FATIGUE!!#obviously i would like them to make good movies but ill enjoy them either way#i loveeeeee the 20v1 fights at the beginning and end#like yessss micheal get the fuck upppppppo#AND yall are getting ur asses beat but a 70 year old man#mind you! all he has is his mask and his knife#YALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAD PREP TIMEEEEE#AND STILL LOST!!!!#michael myers you are a horrible man but you are consistent#you just wanted to go home and look out the window and honestly me fucking too man#also... the best halloween movie is season of the witch cause the anthology is so cool can you imagine if they had done that instead#michael myers#michael my beloved#halloween kills#halloween#also take this with a grain of salt i never got to seeing halloween ends :(#so if there's info in that one that explaining this lmk!!
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