#i love you sir jose baden

[williamkisser]

My contribution to the josenation society

[hugispuso-archive]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀!!!!!! WITH ANYONE JUST GO WILD ✌️😎

HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT THANK YOU

still going with jose bc. yeah.

AYO WU CHANG LET GO OF MY HUSBAND WILL YOU. for clarification, both of these ✨lovely✨ men have relations in their story because net.ease said so. 😒 hence, this fanart. on jose's deductions, it says that he received some news about his father's ship [when he disappeared] and one of the items left there was an ancient umbrella (which wu chang uses). OKAY FOR THE REAL GUSH. ANGRY JOSE?? *chefs kiss* 👌👌👌👌 I LIKE THAT SHIT. this was the second fanart i saved of him and IT STILL LOOKS GOOD AS EVER. his face expression while he's glaring at some oreo man... SIR TAKE ME PLEASE 😩😩

HIIIII 💕💕💕 okay but jose's captain hook skin is amazing and i wish i could have gotten it when he first arrived in the game. ;-; BUT NO, MY LUCK IS SHIT EVEN UNTIL TODAY. this photo is what started my inside joke of "let me be the peter pan to your captain hook" NAHAJBDJDBF. just, wow. the design of this costume? immaculate. perfection. i love how they replaced his prosthetic arm with a hook, LIKE THAT'S A REALLY NICE TOUCH. i only recently got into piratecore but MAN i love the vibes in this photo. jdhdjdjf idk why this bitch tends to expose his chest LIKE BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT SIR YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO IMPRESS BUT ME 🙄🙄

p.......ponytail jose....... ndndbdbdffjnffn 💕💕💕💕 HE LOOKS SO GOOD WOW. and the further the ponytail wraps more of his hair, he looks even more?? intimidating?? how tf do i even describe it jfc i'm so flustered-

OKAY THIS- *BREATHES* OH GOD. OH DEAR OH GOD OH FUCK. JOSE'S FACE. HIS POSITION. BRO!!!!! WHY ARE HIS LEGS SPREAD UGFHFJRHJRJHG!!!! 😩 at any circumstance i see his legs spread i just go "it's free real estate" JSBSJDNDN. i wanna sit on his lap and kiss him (YES RIGHT IN FRONT OF KEVIN BC FUCK HIM I HATE HIM) AND IRHHRHRJJFF JUST- 😖😖 how is he so handsome deputa. istg anything he does, i just find it handsome. LIKE?? NDHDJDJDNDN. goddammit. i love this man so much. 😭💕

OKAY THESE PHOTOS DON'T HAVE JOSE IN IT BUT TECHNICALLY IT DOES BC THIS IS THE LETTER YOU RECEIVE WHEN YOU FINISH HIS BIRTHDAY TASKS. a friend of mine at discord sent this to me at 12am and i stayed up further for an hour to research what he's talking about here. YES I DID RESEARCH FOR THIS BITCH. "Viscount Baden" is his father! he's called Viscount bc that's the highest position of someone who does sailing at the time. and i'm assuming he already disappeared at the time jose wrote this. the Parthenope's voyage is some kind of guidance for ships & boats that starts from Italy. jose was supposed to arrive in a small island located in the northeast corner of the Mediterranean BUT OH WELL I GUESS HE ENCOUNTERED SOME TROUBLE ALONG THE WAY. i actually got baffled over the last part, like, is he ok?? omg what the fuck happened NET.EASE YOU GOTTA TELL MEEEE-

y'know what, i've been trying so hard not to include this photo bc it's my main's current pfp BUT IT'S TOO PURE I COULD NOT RESIST IT ANY FURTHER. he looks so happy here waaaaaa 😭😭💕💕 !!!! to be able to make him smile this hard... *sobbing* i love him so much !! he makes me so happy hfhfhhhfhjfjbg ;;;;

hhhhhhh oh my god....... short hair....... hey sylvie i'm also feeding you some good content BECAUSE MY SON IS HERE TOO HEHEHEHE. 👀👀👀 anyway like, wow, WOW, this artist did not have the right to swoon me like this. jose already looks so handsome with long hair, WHY MAKE HIM EVEN MORE HANDSOME WITH SHORT HAIR??? KDNFJFFJFNGKNF.

[candied-hope]

Hello everyone!! Xian is here ✨ any pronouns are fine for me, but i prefer they/them.

Fandom i mostly attached to

Rengoku series written by karakara kemuri sensei. Loving Abeno Sousei and Momochi Tanba

Onmyoji game

SINoALICE. Loving Gretel and Hamelin 💕

Honkai Impact, Rita best waifu

Shi zi ge / song of time project. Giving attention to southern Tarpaz sq, especially sir Vyrut and bby Seckor

Donghua(s) ! Talk donghua wimme!!

Touken Ranbu! I love Ishikirimaru and sanjou school!

Persona series!

Identity V. Loving Sir Joseph and Jose Baden☺

Bungou Stray Dogs. Loving Kunikida Doppo and Mori Ougai 👉👈

YOUJO SENKIII

What kind of characters do I like?

Military officerーyeah yeah I simp Bougainvellia bros from violet evergarden too

Characters that wear glasses, also gloveesss

Taking interset to them who bring sword as their weapon

Woman with strong personalityーlike Ryougi Shiki from kara no kyoukai

Characters that wear formal attire and have formal attitude

What kind of genres do you like?

Action!

Supranatural!

Thriller!

AAAANGSSTTTT!!!

Historical

Traditional plot setting

Then what kind of genres you don't really like?

HAREM

ISEKAI WITH HAREM

Too much romance, yuck

Mainstream. It will take forever for me to watch series thatーoverrated?? Too much ppl who talk about it

Crybaby MC

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🎫 here's a gush pass! feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers!

ANONNNN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS OMG 🥺👉👈

ok since this will probably get long (future me: yes it did), i'll put it under the cut!!

*ahem* OKAY SO!!!

THIS IMAGE WAAAAAAAA..... 🥺🥺🥺💖 THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE IMAGES OF HIM BECAUSE HE JUST LOOKS SO HAPPY??? i just jrbfjjfj i wanna kiss him!!!! wrap my arms around his neck and tiptoe and kiss him passionately!!!!! he seriously looks like a dorito like JDHFHHF. he has that dorito stereotypical shape. i find that so interesting!! he's also VERY large. LOOK AT HIS ARMS. HE COULD PROBABLY CARRY ME WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT.

i once cried looking at this image jfhfifjg. i think i was having a kinda bad day?? yeah. i came out of the shower and opened my phone and scrolled through his album and just went !!!! joseeee!!!! i love you so much omg you make me so happy aaaaaaaa!!!! 😭😭💗💗

HIS SMILE.... IS EVERYTHING. i love everything about him waaaaaa!!! i wanna know how it feels like to actually kiss him. like!!! the stache will probably get in the way but i think that makes the kiss even more endearing. i want to feel his arms around me, feel him smile against the kiss, just, feel him. i am so touch starved, he could probably satisfy all the desires i've been holding for so long. he could give me kisses, cuddles, head pats, anything!!!! i want him so badly and i'd do anything just to make him happy!!!! he deserves the best of the best and i won't hesitate to give him that.

OKAY ACTUALLY. i had an idea where i was able to arrive at the manor just like him (in our original story, i was left behind). i could imagine the nervousness and excitement the other survivors must be in because they've been expecting me!!! like,

"OMG YOU'RE KRYXELLE BADEN??? LIKE- LIKE JOSE BADEN'S SPOUSE??"

"yeaaah..?"

"AAAAAA WHERE IS JOSE"

KBDHIFIFJJF LIKE!!!! IT'S SO EXCITING!!!! he probably told all the survivors about me but they weren't expecting me to arrive this early! they scramble throughout the manor to find the jose but it turns out he was still in a match JDBFJFJF. OH, OH, AND THE PART WHERE I AND JOSE MEETS AGAIN WWAWAWAAWWJSJ. we stare for a few seconds until we get pushed and we just!!!! run at each other!!!! we hug each other tightly, as if we'd never let go. and we KISS!!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER SURVIVORS. WE COULD CARE LESS BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LONG SINCE WE'VE SEEN AND FELT EACH OTHER, ALL WE WANT IS TO BE TOGETHER AGAIN. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i got flustered when i thought of this moment!!!! i love him so much!!!

there was this one time where i went like "i wonder when is jose's birthday 🤔" and got what i wished for a few months later NFJFJFN. september 24th. one of the best days of the year. oooh and he's a libra!!! i don't know if libras are compatible with capricorns but idc!!! i love him no matter what the star signs might say or whatever!!!

brooo he is so hot like njfjfjjfn 😖😖😖 who gave him the permission to be naturally good looking!!! LOOK AT HIM

HGRGGGGRGRGGR AAAA SIR LEMME KISS YOU!!! IF YOU'RE GONNA PURSE YOUR LIPS LIKE THAT THEN AT LEAST LET ME KISS YOU JRJFITIIGJJ

every time i visit his album, i feel so embarrassed. i literally have a whole album dedicated to one attractive man. if my family were to see what's inside, i would never recover BFJFJFJFJ.

he is DEFINITELY my ultimate main f/o. i got two new f/o's in the middle of my jose brainrot and still came back in love as ever!!!! i'll never get tired of this bastard. 🥺🥺💗💕