#i love you btw

[oliversaurus-ink]

[whipped-bean]

Draw your favourite character from NSR.

ok what now.

[throathole]

My friend has covid,

[igotthis-egg]

Me, very insecure: “what if my mutuals don’t like me anymore and they unfollowed me and I just can’t tell” (my posts probably just haven’t shown up on their feed lately)

[to-the-moon-angel69]

imagine having sex with your gf….

thank god i wasn’t dreaming

[cutest-silly-nb]

british military hardware has like. the coolest names.

This tank?

Centurion. This anti air missile?

rapier

This plane that looks like its from some anime?

WESTLAND WYVERN.

this fuckin metal gear ass rocket launcher?

motherfucking STARSTREAK.

like come on. Starstreak is the coolest goddamn name ever

but it gets better

THIS FUCKING. LASERRRRRR

IS CALLED DRAGONFIRE!!!!!!

LIKE GODDAMN WE JUTS CANT STOP WINNING

RARE ENGLAND W...

[kajiimotojiiro]

i got into bsd because of you btw so thanks for that

I'm not sure whether to say you're welcome or I'm so sorry, probably depends on how far in you are

[fuckmeyer]

Hi!

Can you do this one?

“Hm. What a shame. Though I do understand the particular challenges one faces with telepathy. I am not surprised to hear of your intra- and interpersonal struggles. Especially when one’s power has increased exponentially in such a short span. What, do you suppose, was its catalyst?”

Edward’s eyelids fell closed again.

A smile spread across Aro’s face. Even Edward’s lips turned up at whatever he was showing him.

“Ah.” When his eyelids fluttered open again, I’d noticed they’d gone completely gray. “Oh. My, yes. I can see why such a mouthwatering morsel can feel so life changing.”

Edward ripped his hand away; the guard tensed. Aro, however, seemed unperturbed. The gray drained away from his irises, though that unusual milky film remained. Beyond that, the glitter in his eyes made him seem starstruck. He blinked and shook his head as if recovering from a daze.

“Your talent warps the mind. How you endure your life day-to-day still confounds me, dear boy.”

“It’s not without effort,” said Edward as if remarking on the weather.

“Is the exhibition quite finished?” said Caius with a touch of resentment. “It is time to pass our sentence.”

“Gentlemen,” Aro said, turning to his brothers with a beaming smile, “I beg you, before we deliberate, a moment of your time. I believe we have encountered an impossibly rare phenomenon for which I desire your council. It seems young Edward has reason for his relations with Isabella apart from the aforementioned.” Caius narrowed his eyes. But Marcus…his gaze flickered between me and Edward with a knowing look. “The progeny of our peculiar former king has met an impossibly rare treat.”

Tearing his attention away from us, Marcus peeked at Aro and gave him a single, slight nod.

Grinning, Aro paused for dramatic effect.

In a loud voice that rang through the chamber, the announcement rang out.

“Edward and Isabella are mates!”

Alice’s mouth fell open.

The three kings’ gazes shifted to me.

So did everyone else’s.

Everyone’s—except Edward’s.

After a shock of stunned silence coursed through the room, the entire guard burst into laughter.

Breaking out in song, Jane holler-laughed, “O, to be a Cullen: eat animals, like animals.”

“Cheers to the noblest savages in the West!” Alec sang in a stunning vibrato. Another chorus of whoops and laughs sounded.

Alice’s lips became a fine line. Edward closed his eyes. Flushing red, I frowned and looked down at my shoes.

“Children,” said Aro, his stern fatherly tone cutting off the next lines of the rhyme, “good little courtiers do not sing such vulgar songs to distinguished guests. Apologize at once or there shant be any dessert.”

Their peal of laughter quieted to snickers behind him."

I was intrigued by how Aro sees Edward gift, and how exactly the others feel about Edward and Bella's bond. Is it seen as a kink? As a paraphilia?

I'm loving these! Thank you for your insights, they are as much fun as the story itself!

hi!! anything for you, bestie :) (i'm so happy someone picked this chapter finally!!)

COME NIGHTFALL CHAPTER 28: VOLTERRA - DVD COMMENTARY

“Hm. What a shame. Though I do understand the particular challenges one faces with telepathy. I am not surprised to hear of your intra- and interpersonal struggles. Especially when one’s power has increased exponentially in such a short span. What, do you suppose, was its catalyst?”

Edward’s eyelids fell closed again.

A smile spread across Aro’s face. Even Edward’s lips turned up at whatever he was showing him. [i picture him telling the story of his and Bella's relationship through images. driving to the meadow. her hair in the sunlight. laughing. a trip to the record store. eating peaches. arguing over playlists. etc.

eventually, of course, his mind settles on The Event. i.e., the bite (every detail: the taste & mouthfeel of her blood, the memories they shared (i pictured Bella seeing Edward in a speakeasy early 1920s), her screams), Edward's feelings (guilt, fear, disappointment in himself...pleasure?), the aftermath (being completely out of his mind, hauled away by his family to keep him from her), etc.]

“Ah.” When his eyelids fluttered open again, I’d noticed they’d gone completely gray. “Oh. My, yes. I can see why such a mouthwatering morsel can feel so life changing.”

Edward ripped his hand away [he's hearing & seeing Aro's thirst]; the guard tensed. Aro, however, seemed unperturbed. The gray drained away from his irises, though that unusual milky film remained. Beyond that, the glitter in his eyes made him seem starstruck. He blinked and shook his head as if recovering from a daze. [i picture Aro seeing a bird's eye view of memories. he sees every second of someone's life. granted, he's trained well enough to be able to explore the thoughts he wants to, but i imagine he doesn't get the sheer amount of detail that Edward might. (i go into Edward's gift in later chaps.) i think that this, in combination with the fact that Edward can read every mind in a ~3-mile radius, is very appealing to Aro.]

“Your talent warps the mind. How you endure your life day-to-day still confounds me, dear boy.”

“It’s not without effort,” said Edward as if remarking on the weather. [ripped this line from the books. love it]

“Is the exhibition quite finished?” said Caius with a touch of resentment. [he is SO bitchy. love him] “It is time to pass our sentence.”

“Gentlemen,” Aro said, turning to his brothers with a beaming smile, “I beg you, before we deliberate, a moment of your time. I believe we have encountered an impossibly rare phenomenon for which I desire your council. It seems young Edward has reason for his relations with Isabella apart from the aforementioned.” Caius narrowed his eyes. [BITCH] But Marcus…his gaze flickered between me and Edward with a knowing look.

“The progeny of our peculiar former king has met an impossibly rare treat.”

Tearing his attention away from us, Marcus peeked at Aro and gave him a single, slight nod. [honestly, i've always wondered if Marcus would have said anything if Aro hadn't discovered the bond. maybe Marcus thought it'd be better if E&B were both dead because that's really what he wants for himself...]

Grinning, Aro paused for dramatic effect.

In a loud voice that rang through the chamber, the announcement rang out.

“Edward and Isabella are mates!”

Alice’s mouth fell open.

The three kings’ gazes shifted to me.

So did everyone else’s.

Everyone’s—except Edward’s.

After a shock of stunned silence coursed through the room, the entire guard burst into laughter.

Breaking out in song, Jane holler-laughed, “O, to be a Cullen: eat animals, like animals.” [used to be: "mate with animals, like animals."]

“Cheers to the noblest savages in the West!” Alec sang in a stunning vibrato. Another chorus of whoops and laughs sounded.

Alice’s lips became a fine line. Edward closed his eyes. Flushing red, I frowned and looked down at my shoes.

“Children,” said Aro, his stern fatherly tone cutting off the next lines of the rhyme, “good little courtiers do not sing such vulgar songs to distinguished guests. Apologize at once or there shant be any dessert.” [the first time i drafted this scene (~2021), it was pretty gruesome. blood was dripping from the ceiling; some dribbled down Bella's forehead. in the other room there were humans being tapped like casks; there was screaming throughout the scene. the kings were drinking blood from chalices (as a status/age symbol). anyway, it was super distracting, so i cut it.] Their peal of laughter quieted to snickers behind him.

I was intrigued by how Aro sees Edward gift, [hopefully i answered above, let me know!],

and how exactly the others feel about Edward and Bella's bond. Is it seen as a kink? As a paraphilia? [you're 100% right. even eating animals, to the Volturi, is "deviant" behavior that the Volturi feels must be corrected (this was said explicitly in an earlier draft.) they see the Denalis as lesser than because they have sexual relations with humans. vampires hearing of Edward & Isabella's relationship usually involves shock, scorn, or amusement, and even the kings have only heard rumors of these sorts of bonds...i can only imagine what the community at large must think...]

send me 500 words of my fanfic & i will give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet

[sebsrainbowbicycle]

dude where do u get ur anons from

Wait, you mean not everyone has a box that says kick here for idiots? I thought that was given to everyone when they make their first tumblr?!?!

[phosphorus-noodles]

prince hans of the southern isles I would do anything for you

[ask-caine]

sadly standing outside in the rain

can u reinvite me to the Bluetooth blog… sniff sniff…

i accidentally kicked myself out…

I already did twice! How many more times is this going to keep happening?

[buttery-pancakez]

tsukasa penguin that one of my friends told me to draw

he’s a world future penguin star ^_^

[its-the-ratdawg]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN WILL GRAHAM BROTHER 💝❤️💝❤️💝💝❤️💝❤️💝❤️

HAPPY HALLOWEEN WILL GRAHAM BROTHER 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 in honor of the holiday I drew you the man himself AND his five dogs (and an orange cat)

[lemoonz]

um. This year's artfight attacks on @gayeldritchgod lol.

[aowyn]

GET GRABBED

I GOT CRABBED

[orionsbowie]

Ow. How could you.

My soul. It yearns.

For hurt/comfort

@somerandomdudelmao