#i love you 🅱

[stargirlrchive]

lowkey, whenever i think of u i think of baby by justin beiberm i cant explain this, but...

like-

I 💕 KNOW 💭 YOU LOVE 💕❤ ME, 💥 I 🏼💕 KNOW 🤔 YOU CARE, 🐅♂ JUST 🕛👏 SHOUT 🗣😠 WHENEVER, AND 😽👅 ILL BE 🅱 THEREEEE YOU WANT 😒 MY 🍆💦 LOVE, ✋👩 YOU 😁👉 WANT 👏❓ MY HEART, AND 👏 NOW 🏃🍂 WE'LL 😁 NEVER 🙅😤 EVER 👩 EVER 😁😍 BE 🏳💎 APART 😭😭

y’all are being so silly in my ask box tonight LMAO ??

[archiearchiearchiearchie]

I'm going 🏃 to 💯 tell 💯 the folks 👵🏼 out 💯😝 here 👏👇 a story 📗😥 about 🏫🤔 me 🏿📣 yes 👁 as 🏿🍑 a 👌🅰 lot of 💰💦 you know 🤔👅 gay 👫❤ ass 🔥😈 me 👦👨 I 💵👀 talk 🔈🗣 alot ☹☹ about 🌽💓 teenagers and ♂ being gay 😂💦 maybe ❔👏 my story 🅱📗 Will 💍 help I 😡♂ was Born gay yes I 💯 said it life 💯👪 as 🍑💑 a teenager was not 🚫 a happy 😄 One ☝ I grow up ‼ in the 🅱💞 80s aid's was thing ❌👏 back 🔙❔ then ➡➡ if 🤔 you 🏾 were gay you 🚀 caused the disease 🤢 I 👁💦 went to 🏼 high ☣🙏 School near 😯😯 here 🍒 in 👇🖕 temple 🏯 hills 🏔 Maryland Andrew Air 😵 force 🌑 base 🙄 near the president 🤴 plane ✈ is I 😡👁 went ♂ to ✌ cross 🚫 land high school 🏫🏫 as 👮 you 💲👆 can 💦 see 👀👁 I 👩💰 didn't have 👏👊 very many 🤗 friends 👫☹ the ones 💚 I 👁 had have 👍👏 no ideals I 👁 was 🏻👏 gay 😎 I 💦⬇ dated girl's 🕵 but unknown to 😣 My Best 👌👌 friend 😎 ever 😃👩 I was 🏻😱 in 🍆 love 💓❤ with him later 🕑 in life ♂😤 I 🏻👦 think 🚫 he 🔑 known 💫 but 😎 he 😻👈 never ⛔ let 👑 on 😜 I 👀 was 👏💦 called ☁😂 All 💯😰 the 🏾💰 regular 😶😶 names 💁♂ fagget qeeur fudge packer you 🏼 get 🆙👉 the 💯🌃 ideas I ⭐ thought I 😁😳 was 🤧👏 sick 💉 why 🤔⁉ did 👤 I like 👎😄 the 👉 same 👬😂 sex I 💉 Saw doctor 😱🏥 and 👨💦 a counselor or 🅱 two 🎄💏 I 👀🌷 tried to 💦➡ kill myself 😱😫 ànd 👋 acted out 👿🏍 I was 🤧 never 😩🙅 abused as 🍑💰 kid 👶😎 but ✋🍑 I 😈 had 💯🈶 this 👏📥 hidden 👐👐 problem ♂🙅 I 👈ⓜ didn't 😑 know 👞🙀 we're 👧 to 😤 turn I 💰👀 found a group 👥 in ♂👉 DC on 👋🔛 dupoint circle near 😯 a 👏 gay club 💝 won't 💪 you 💪 know 🤔 it was called 😮📞 smiles 😊😏 Punch gay kids 👶🙌 talking about 💭 our 👵👴 life as 👦 gay 😤😎 teens 😎 back then a 😯 groups like that means 🕖 trouble but to 👉💦 me 😲🍆 it ⛔ was Best hour I 👆🏿 had ☝💋 a ➡ week I was 👍 hurt 😱 phiscally ànd 💢😡 mentally throughout this 🏼 time ⏱🕐 I am still that 😐🍆 teenager inside I don't 😡 fit 👏🏼 in ↙⬇ with the straight or 🅱😤 gay community 💰💰 I'm ♂👁 to 😛 Old 👴🍆 and ♂👏 handicap ànd ugly 😤 for 💥♿ gay 🌈 dating and 👏👏 surely not 😫❌ straight 👫📘 but 💏 you 🙉👉 know 👨 I 💰 don't 🚫 have to 😀💦 be 🐝 expected 🤰 by 😈 anyone 👰 because I 💕🏼 am 🏻 proud 👉💪 of 🅱👊 how 💯 I 🤳 am 😇🙏 yes I 🔥 am 🌈👏 phiscally and 👏 mentally challenged but 👹 I'm 👁 gay 👦👏 ànd 💢💢 I 😐🙌 live in 🙌 a 🏭 country 😂 I 🕴🕊 can say 🔥 what ⁉😮 I 🤔 just 🚟 Said ❤ if 👏🎅 you a 😤 gay 🍆 teens 😎 don't 🙈 quit 🛑 life know 🙈 you 😍😫 are 🔢 worth hell 😭 of 💦💦 lot More than you 🏼👈 think 💆🤔 and 👏 remember 🤔🤔 being 😑🔞 gay 🌈🔥 is 🍆😯 not ❌🙏 all 🏽 you are 👌 you 👦👏 hell lot ‼🍑 more ➕👥

[x-heesy]

🆂🆆🅰🅶 🅰🆃🆃🅰🅲🅺

I'm back, hoody clap man living off persadi

Smooths gets smile when I do shit

Childlike en coup, but I move this

Entied out of venom, but never with my fist

Screaming death to triple 6, pulling tricks out the bag

Mad fancy with the facts and backpack too

While I hang back cool, look you in the eyes while I fuck you

And I can see you try to fuck me back

But fucking love that

The fact you could me too

I smile when I see you

You're so fucking see-through, sucker

The whole fucking game play I stay close

Your mind game's blown

I'm a 5 lane open wide fucking with your cross mind

Overriding all sorts of magic that you keep

The tragedy is stepped up in the love that you feed

Freak me, I'ma freak you right back

My life is a trap

And I could ride??? come with me

We could roll deep

Make peace or violence, piece like fuck

Let's be, keep the shit clean

And when this clock stops running

I go silent, I come climbing

You get nothing, motherfucker don't preach

Hey, how you do that, you got me locked

Tripping so deep

We could keep it go climbing

And don't we both breathe

It could push it sometimes

This will make me go weak

Like you know it's alright, right

Lady how you do that thang

And know we can't touch, but you looking so tired

You break your shit bone, but you look at that body

You that bad motherfucker we come hang with

Pretty cloud as fuck, I hate your whole game

Facts off your lips don't meet shit

Say you're so plain fidder with your fits, slip and trips

You that no name, dripping off your hips

See that meek ling, creeping

Running from the sky like the world could expire

Swimming in the sea full of souls that you hide

You're that bad motherfucker, tricking out traps

To get your meat off caught

Looking store, store pain you feed folks

Tripping off the walls like some force canibros

The game play it slower

You just forfeit you little bit, it's a freedom

We don't split the ribs that you feeding

We fin to change the game with the thoughts we keep breathing

Sign for your allegiance, slowly or we side it with your leaders

Slowly or we finding that you cool like that

My life is a trap

And I could ride??? come with me

We could roll deep

Make peace or violence, piece like fuck

Let's be, keep the shit clean

And when this clock stops running

I go silent, I come climbing

You get nothing, motherfucker don't preach

@luna---zylum @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bigbonzo @boanerges20

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[transfemininomenon]

Do you 👉🏾👌🏾 think 💭 Homer 👴 Simpson 🤦🏿‍♀️ could smoke 🚬 weed 🍁? I 👁 imagine 🤔😑🙄 him 👴 often 💰, lighting 🤩💡 a blunt 🌳 or a joint 🌳 (delivery 📬 system ☄ for marijuana 🌿 smoke 💨🍁). He 👨 lights 💡🌋 it with a basic 🚂 plastic 💳 lighter 💡. He 👨🏾 takes 👊 the first 🥇 puff 💨. His 💦 eyes 👁 widen 👁. He 👨 is surprised 😱 at the potency 💪🏼🧠 of the smoke 🚬, but 🍑🌸 he 👨 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 enjoys 😂 the taste 👅👄❤. At first 👆, the burnt 🔥 aroma 🌹👃 is off-putting 😷, but 🍑 he 👨 soon ⏰ learns 💭🎓📗 to appreciate 👌 the aromatic 😩💨👌, herbal 🌱🌿🍃 notes 📝 present 🎁 in the weed 🍁 smoke 🚬. He 👥 luxuriates 💉 in the smoke 🚬. It surrounds 💫 him 👨🏾 like 💖 a comforting 💏 blanket 🛌😴. As he 👨 takes 👊 his 👋 second ⏱ hit 👊, he 👥 marvels 👂 at the intricate 🅱 network 🌐 of woven 👌 “hairs. on 🔛 the surface 🔝 of the marijuana 🌿 bud 🌿🍀. It reminds 💭 him 👴 of a tapestry 📜 he 👨 once saw 👀 at the town 🏘🏙 museum 🏛. He 👨 is getting 🔟 higher 👆 and higher 👆 with every ☝ hit 👊. He’s never 🚫 felt 😁 this way ↕ before 😂. He 👨 experiments 🔬🔭⚛ with smoke 💨 rings 💍, exhaling through his 💦 nose 👃🏿👃🏾👃🏽. He 👥 feels 👐😁 that his 💦 mind 🧠 is awakened 🙈👁🙏. He 👨 is in a dreamlike state 🇺🇸. He 👥 feels 😁 comfortable 😴. His 👋 muscles 👅 relax 😌. He 👥 is surprised 😲 when ⏰ he 👨 notices 👀 how thirsty 💦👅 he 👨 is. He 👨 has never 🙅🏻‍♀️ smoked 🚬 marijuana 🌿 before 😂 and he 👥 thought 💭🤔 the thirst 💧😰 inducing properties 🏡 of marijuana 🚬 were purely 💎 fictional 📖🤷🏽‍♀️. He 👥 drinks 🚱 a glass 🥃 of unsweetened iced 🍦 tea 🍵. Marge has been encouraging him 👴 to drink ��� unsweetened tea ☕ instead 🚔 of beer 🍺🍻 or soda 🍹 to help 🆘 him 👨 control 🎮 his 💦 weight 😔. In the past 💦🍆 he 👨 drank 🍾🍸 the tea ☕🍱🍮 with reluctance 🙅‍♂️ and without ❌🚫 enjoyment 💯. But 🍑💦🍆 now that he 👨 is high 🕛 he 👨🏾 notes 📝 the complex 🏢 flavor 😵 of the tea 🍵. It is smoky 👌💨😧, bitter 😖, tannic. He 👥 enjoys 😂 it. He 👨 is amazed 😱😨 that something 😅 as simple 🔢 as iced 🍦 tea ☕🍵😳 is bringing 🚚 him 👴 so much 😌🔥👅 happiness 😊. He 🙎👥 picks ⛏ up 🐳⬆ a chunk 🍯 of marijuana 🚬 from the kitchen 🐶 table 😐. “I could get 👄🔟 used 🎶 to this,” he 👨 thinks 🤔🇺🇸. “I’ve never 🙅🏽‍♀️ felt 😎 this way ↕. All 💯 of my senses 💰 are heightened. I 👁 feel 😜 serene 🏞, yet 😇 alert 🚨. I 👁 never ❌ want 😍 to stop 🛑 being high 🕛. I 👥 want 😋 to be like 💖 this forever 🕐. I’ve fallen 😂🈶📲 in love ❤👌 with marijuana 🌿 and I 👁 never 🚫 want 😍 to stop 🛑 smoking.”

[robloxgoddess]

suck bakls???

You 👈 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩. You 👉🏻 absolute 🙀 waste 🗑 of space 🚀 and air 💨🤷🏽‍♀️. You 👈 uneducated 👩‍🏫🚫, ignorant 😷, idiotic 😜 dumb 🤤 swine 💩, you’re an absolute 😤 embarrassment 😳 to humanity 🤦👦😤 and all 💯 life 👤 as a whole 💦😍. The magnitude 🔍🔎 of your 👉 failure ❌ just now is so indescribably 🛂🔫🚴🏽 massive 🌐 that one ☝ hundred 💯 years 📅 into the future 📅 your 👉🏽 name 📛 will be used 🎶 as moniker of evil 😈😡 for heretics 💁‍♀️💇🏼‍♂️👯‍♂️. Even 🌝 if all 💯 of humanity 👤 put 🔛 together 👥 their collective 🛠 intelligence 🧠 there is no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ they could have thought 🤔 up ⬆ a way ↕ to fuck 👉👌 up ☝ on 🔛 the unimaginable scale 🐍 you 👹👈 just did. When 🍑 Jesus 🙏🏼 died ⚰☠ for our sins 😈, he 👨 must 🔒 not have seen 👀 the sacrilegious act 🎭 we just witnessed 👀 you 👈 performing 🎭👌, because if he 👨 did he 👨 would have forsaken 💩 humanity 🤦👦😤 long 8️⃣🍆💦 ago 🔙 so that your 👉 birth 👶 may 🗓 have never 🚫 become 😌 reality 😍. After 👀 you 👈 die 💀, your 👉 skeleton 💀☠ will be displayed 📺 in a museum 🏛 after 2️⃣ being scientifically 👨‍🔬 researched 🔎✨ so that all 😤💯 future 📅 generations 👌 may 👌 learn 👨‍🏫 not to generate 👶 your 👉 bone ☠ structure 🕋, because every 💯👌👀 tiny 😑 detail 🇩🇪🐊🐉 anyone 😼👌💥 may 🗓 have in common 😍🐩 with you 👈 degrades 👎 them to a useless 👎 piece 🍗 of trash 🗑 and a burden 💪 to society 😼👌💥. No 🚫 wonder 🍎 your 👉 father 👨 questioned 🤔❓🧐 whether 🌩 or not your 👉 were truly 💯 his 💦 son 👦, for you'd have to not be a waste 🗑 of carbon ⚗ matter 🙅 for anyone 🙋 to love ❤ you 👉 like 👍 a family 👪 member 🍇. Your 👉 birth 😫👉👶 made 👉 it so that mankind 👱‍♂️ is worse 😫 of in every 💯 way ↕ you 👉 can possibly 💯 imagine 💭, and you 👉🏻 have made 👉 it so that society 👥 can never ❌ really 💯 recover 😘 into a state 👌 of organization ✊. Everything 💯 has forever 🕐 fallen ⬇ into a bewildering chaos 🌋, through which unrecognizable core 🌎, you 👈 can only find 🔎🤠 misfortune 👲. I 👁 would say 💬 the apocalypse ☠☣☢ is upon 👦 us 👨 but 🍑🍓 this is merely 🏫 the closest 💁‍♂️ word 📓 humans 👤 have for the sheer 😔😍🙁 scale 🍆 of horror 👿👻🍆 that is now reality 👌🏻💯. You 🙇👈 have forever 🕐🕔🕤 condemned 👿 everyone 👥 you 👈🏻 love 😍 and know 💭 into an eternal 💫 state 👌 of suffering 😭, worse 📉 than any human 👤 concept 🤔 of hell 🔥. You 👈 are such an unholy 🙌🏻 being, that if you 👈🏾 step ⬅👞 within 🅰 a one ☝ hundred 🔢 foot 👣 radius ☀ of a holy 🙏 place 🚩 or a place 🏆😍 that has ever 😠 been deemed ❗👪 important 🔝 by anyone 🙋, your 👉 distorted 😜 sac religious 🙏 soul 👻 will ruin 😭 whatever 🙌 meaning 😏 it ever 😠 had beyond 👉 repair 🙌. You 🤖👈 are an idiotic 💢, shiteating, dumbass 😂🤣 ape 🐵 and no 🙅 one 😤 has ever 😠 loved ❤ you 👈. Rhodes Island 🌴 would have been better 👍 off 💦😝😂 if you'd never ❌ joined 🤩 us 👨. You 👈 are a lying 😤, backstabbing, cowardly 🐄 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩 and I 👁 hate 😡👎 you 👈 with every 💯 single ☝ part 〽 of my being. Even 🌃 this worlds 🌎 finest 📥 writers 📝 and poets 😩 from throughout 😎💦 the ages 👵 could never ❌ hope 🙏 to accurately ☑ describe 👇🙌 the scale 🍆 on 🔛 which you 👈 just fucked 😩 up ⬆, and how incredibly 😯‼❗ idiotic 😜 you 👈 are. Anyone 🙋🙏 that believes 🚫🙏 in any religion 🙏 out there should now realize 💡 that they have been wrong 🚼🚫❌ this entire 🇺🇸 time ⏰, for if divine 😰 beings 🐝 were real 💯, they would never 🚫 have allowed ✅ a being such as you 👈 to stain 😂 the earth 🌎 and this universe 😱. In the future 📅 there will be horror 👿👻🍆 stories 📖👈 made 👉 about 💦 you 👈, with the scariest 👾😱 part 🗳〽 of them being that the reader 📖📒 has to realize 🤔 that such an indescribable 🛂🔫🚴🏽 monster 👹 actually 😳🅱 exists 😂, and that the horrific 💀 events 🎫 from the

[silly-ez]

According 🔛 to all 💯 known 🎓✔ laws 😾👮🏻❌ of aviation ✈, there is no 😣 way ↕ a bee 🐝 should be able 💪 to fly ✈🌬. Its wings 🍗🤡 are too small 🙀😼💁🏻 to get 🉐◀🔁 its fat 🐋 little 👌 body 😍 off 📴 the ground 😫. The bee 🍯, of course 🏎, flies 🐦 anyway 🙄 because bees 🐝 don't ❌🙅‍♀️🚫 care 💅 what humans 👤 think 💭 is impossible ❌. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Ooh 😮, black ⬛ and yellow 💛! Let's 🥺 shake 😲 it up ☝ a little 👌. Barry 🍓! Breakfast 🍳 is ready 😏😛🍆! Ooming 😡😠😾! Hang 🙃 on 🔛 a second ⏱. Hello 👋🙋? - Barry 🍓? - Adam 👨🏽? - Oan 👅🔥 you 👈 believe 🙏 this is happening 😱? - I 👥 can't 🚫. I'll 📝 pick ⛏ you 👉 up ⬆. Looking 👀 sharp 🔪. Use 😏 the stairs 💥🙊😳. Your 👉 father 👨🎅 paid 💧 good 👌 money 💰💸💵 for those. Sorry 🙇. I'm 💘 excited 💖😁. Here's 👈 the graduate 🥳👨‍🎓. We're very 🙌✅ proud 😤 of you 👈, son 🌞. A perfect 👌 report 📄 card 💳, all 😤 B's 😎. Very 😼👌💥 proud 😤. Ma! I 👁 got 🍸 a thing 🕑 going 🏃💨🏢 here. - You 👉 got 🍸 lint 👄😋 on 🔛 your 👉 fuzz 🦁. - Ow 💧🅱! That's ✔ me! - Wave 🌊 to us 👨! We'll 😤😯 be in row 🚣‍♂️ 118,000 ✈🏢. - Bye 🤚👋🙃! Barry 🍓🍞, I 👁 told 👄 you 👈, stop 🚫 flying 🛸🐦 in the house 🏠! - Hey 👋😀, Adam 👱🏻‍♂️. - Hey 👋🏼, Barry 🍓. - Is that fuzz 🦁 gel 🤔? - A little 👌. Special 👉😎👈 day 🌞, graduation 🎓. Never 🙅🏽 thought 🤔 I'd 🙏 make 🖕 it. Three 3️⃣ days 🌞 grade 📝 school 🏫, three 3️⃣ days 🌞 high ⬆ school 🏫. Those were awkward 😕. Three 🍗 days 🌞 college 👨🏿‍🎓. I'm 💘 glad ☺ I 👁 took 👊 a day 📆📅 and hitchhiked 😉😝 around 🔃 the hive 🐝. You 👈😩👉 did come 💦👅 back 🔙 different 😡. - Hi 💦, Barry 🅱🐝. - Artie 🅰, growing 🌱 a mustache 👨🏻? Looks 👀 good 👌👍🏾. - Hear 🙉 about Frankie 👳💀? - Yeah 🙌. - You 👈 going 🏃 to the funeral 😔👻🌹? - No 😣, I'm 💘 not going 👉. Everybody 👴👵👨 knows 🤔😅🤷‍♂️, sting 🤗 someone 👤, you 👈 die 💀☠⚰. Don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 waste 🗑🚻💩 it on 🔛 a squirrel 🌰. Such a hothead 🥵. I 👁 guess 🤔 he 👥 could have just gotten 💘 out of the way ↕. I 👁 love ❤ this incorporating 🔥 an amusement 😁 park 🅿 into our day 🌞. That's ✔ why 🤔⁉ we don't 🚫 need 😩 vacations 🌅. Boy 👶, quite 📺 a bit 😁 of pomp 😎... under ⬇ the circumstances ❌. - Well 😦, Adam 🤑😍😅, today 📆 we are men 👦. - We are! - Bee-men 🐝. - Amen 🙏! Hallelujah 😩👳🏿👌! Students 🔬, faculty 😷, distinguished 🅱 bees 🐝🅱, please 🙏 welcome 👽 Dean 🎭 Buzzwell 💀. Welcome 👋🏻, New 🆕✨ Hive 😧🤔 Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating 😠 class 🏫 of... ...9:15 🅱. That concludes 🔚 our ceremonies 🎑. And begins 🔘 your 👉 career 👨🏻‍💻 at Honex 💯 Industries 💦🏭✋! Will we pick ⛏ ourjob today 📅? I 👁 heard 👂👀🙉 it's just orientation 💯🅱. Heads 💆 up ☝! Here we go 🏃. Keep 👌 your 👉 hands 👋 and antennas 📶💠 inside 💠 the tram 🚋 at all 💯 times 🕐. - Wonder 🤔💭 what it'll 👼☝🙏 be like 💖? - A little 👶 scary 😱. Welcome 👽 to Honex 💯, a division ➗ of Honesco and a part 〽 of the Hexagon 💯👌👀 Group 👥🚹. This is it! Wow 😮. Wow 😮. We know 🤔 that you 👈, as a bee 🐝, have worked 🏢 your 👉 whole 💦😍 life 💓 to get 🔟 to the point 📍 where you 👉 can work 🏢 for your 👉 whole 😏💦👅 life 👤. Honey 🍯 begins 🔘 when ⏰ our valiant 👅🅱 Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 🍎 bring 👎 the nectar 😩 to the hive 🐝. Our top-secret 🙊 formula 😃 is automatically 🤖 color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing 💦 sweet 🍬 syrup 🍯 with its distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 💰 glow 😍 you 👈 know 💭 as... Honey 🍯! - That girl 👧 was hot 🔥. - She's 👧 my cousin 👦! - She 👩🏼 is? - Yes 👍🎓🌌, we're all 💯 cousins 👦. - Right 👌. You're right ✔. - At Honex 💯, we constantly 🔆 strive 👌 to improve ⬆ every 💯🔞 aspect 😪😉 of bee ❗🐝 existence 💁. These bees 🐝🍆 are stress-testing 💯 a new 🆕 helmet 🛡 technology 📱. - What do you 👉🏻 think 🤔🅰 he 👨 makes 🖕? - Not enough 🌊💦. Here we have our latest 😼👌💥 advancement 🎊, the Krelman 🍆👅🐔. - What does that do? - Oatches 👳 that little 👶👅🍵 strand 🗺❓ of honey 🍯 that hangs 😜 after 👀 you 🧐👉 pour 🌊💦 it. Saves 📑 us 👨 millions 😂. Oan 👱🏻‍♀️ anyone 🙋🙏 work 💼 on 🔛 the Krelman 👐? Of course 🏎. Most bee 🍯🚔 jobs 💼 are small 👌 ones 1️⃣😬😤. But 😉🍑 bees 🍯 know 🤔 that every 💯 small 👌 job 💼, if it's done ✅ well 😦, means 😏 a lot 🍑. But 🍑 choose 🤔 carefully ⚠ because you'll stay ✋ in the job 💼 you 👉 pick ⛏ for the rest 😪 of your 👉 life 💓

I can't read.

[kr1stn0voselic]

Molly on 🔛😎 🏿🏽 the 🌊📖 👧🌡 🔛⛓ beat 🥊 👊 🤜 Hump 💆💆 me, ➕👫 💏 fuck 👈 me 🙅👌 😔🐖 ➕ Daddy 🏽💪 ♥😍 💕 better 👍 😤 😃😤 make 🖌 😏 me 💦 choke 😜 🆘😜 😜🆘 (you 👨😫 better) 👅 Hump 💆💆 me, 💖 🎅 fuck 🏼😃 👦 me 🏻 👶👌 🙆🚷 My 🙈 🅱🅱 tunnel 💕💕 💕💕 💕 loves ❤💘 ❤ ❤ to deep 😝👌 throat ♀ 👅 🍆 (it 😡💦 😂💯 😵💦 do) 💦👌 👌 Lick, 💦 💦 💦 lick, 👄👅 lick, 💦👅 👄 lick 👄 💦👄 💦👅 (I 💕 🙅 👁 lick 🤞👄 👅💦 it) 😩😩 I 🤧🚫 💰🙅 👨💰 want 👏♀ 🙅😍 to 🅱 💦 eat 👅👄 yo' 🏿 dick 👅 🍆 (I ⌨💰 👁💰 do) 👌 But 🙋 🍑 I 🤔👀 ☝ can't 🔝💦 ❓ fuck 🍆 up 🔼👭 🔝 my 😊🐕 ⌛👨 😋👦 nails 💅💅 🖐 💅 (I 👁 👁👁 can't) 🔫🔭 🛠 So 👆🌃 👏🏻 ❗🆘 I'mma 👁 pick 🆙🤗 🤗 it 💯🙅 up 🍕 🦃❤ 🏽💯 with 😣 👏 chopsticks 🍜 🍜 🍜 Mouth 😷 😍 wide 👐 open, 💯👐 🎁🌊 💯🎁 mouth 👄 💋 wide ➡👐 ➡ 👐👐 open 💯 👅 Mouth 💋 👅🙊 😍👄 wide 🏻 ➡ ➡➡ open 📭 😜 like 😄 🏼 😄 I 👀 👁👁 was 👍🙏 👏👏 at 🤣❗ 🍆👌 the 😞 👏 dentist Mouth 👄👄 😷👄 😍 wide 🏻 🏻 👐 open, 👐💯 📖🌊 mouth 🍆🙊 👅 👄😍 wide 🏻🏻 👐 🏻 open 🌊 📭 Put 💁 ✋⬆ it 😡💰 so 💯👏 😂 🔫💯 deep, 💯 🤔 I 💥 👁�� can't 👍 ♀ speak 🗣 👈 a 👏📸 sentence Mouth wide 🏻🏻 👐🏻 🏻🏻 open, 💝💰 mouth 😍🍆 👄🙊 wide 👐👐 ➡ open 🚪📭 Mouth 😍 💦 👄🤤 wide ➡ 🏻👐 open 📖 📖📖 like 😄 ❤🏼 I 💰 👀😂 was 🏻💯 👥 at 😂🍆 🤴👀 🚟 the 🌡⏪ 👏 dentist Mouth 😃 wide ➡👐 open, 💝👅 💝💰 mouth 🙊💋 😣🍆 💋😍 wide ➡ open 🚪 😜 Put 😤 it 😞💯 so 😖🆘 🤔 😄 deep 💯 😰 😩🤔 I 💰 💇👱 can't ❗ 💯💦 speak 🗣💬 💬♂ a 👨 👩💰 sentence 😩😤 😩😤 My 😯 😣📈 fingers 👅🏻 in 🌞🍌 ♂ 🌙 it, 💯 gentle Explore this 🎊👆 👀 nword 👍💰 mental ⚖ I'mma ℹ 🕵😤 write 📝✏ 📝 📠 my 👧👪 👈 💯 name 🤔🤔 on 🙏🅱 his 💦🍬 dick 😩 🍆 (his 💦 💦🚹 💦 dick) 💦🍆 🔪🍆 Don't 😡 😡🙅 need 👌 😂👍 a 💰 👌👌 pen 🚧 🚧 or 💯 a 😎➡ ☠ 💰🐙 pencil (no ♂🙅 I 🤡 👈 👨 don't) 😡🚫 🙈 All 😍 🏞🌚 I 💰😉 👁 need 😏👍 is 😃 😐🍆 my 🏿 👖 body 😍 ♀ 💪💃 My 👨📈 pussy 💦😍 🐱 pink 💖 💖💖 🎟 just 👌⚖ like 👍👍 👍❤ salami Don't 👎 👎👎 need 😂 ✅👍 no 🚫 💰🚫 drink 👅🚱 🍺 to 📬 get 🙂🉐 🉐👾 naughty 🎅 'Cause 🎗📛 🔄 bitch 😂😂 🚫♀ 🐶 I'm 👁💰 👁 not ⛔🙅 Bill 📑 📑 📑📑 Cosby My 🌮👨 👤🌮 😂👖 pussy 🐱🌹 mean, 😮😱 🏾 and 👏 ➕ it's 😵✊ clean 😎👌 😎👌 I'm 👍🖕 👁👁 ⌨ not 👏 ❌ 🚫🙅 a 👌😩 👌 squirter, 💦 💦 I 👉🙋 👀👁 cream 🐄 🍨 Keep 🍆 🙊 it 🅱 😉👋 smelling like 😻👉 baby 🏻👶 👶 wipes I ☹🏻 never 🚫 🚫 smell 😨 like 😜♒ 👍👍 sardines (eew) This ⬆👈 🏼👎 will 👏🏼 never ❌ 🚫🚫 🙅 fucking 👉 🍑😠 👉😡 end 😂😂 Ballerina that 🍑😐 👉🙋 😐😤 dick 👌 👌 🔪 when 🍑🍑 ⏱⏰ ⏰ I ♂ 👁🏼 spin 🔄 🏽 I ✅😲 🍆🅰 fucked 😜💦 🍑😜 this 😂 👈 👇 nword 🏿🏿 🏿👨 so ❓ 🆘👏 good 👏👀 🍑 I 🙋👀 😍🅰 👩👨 ain't swallow one 😬 ☝ 😤♿ kid, 😎 I 👁👌 👨🤔 think 😠😠 🤔😡 I 🔥 swallowed twins Hump 💆💆 💆💆 💆💆 me, 😝🤗 🏿👫 fuck 😈♂ me 🍆 👌 🏽 Daddy 💦 👱💪 better 😦😃 👅🤡 make 🙋 👨♀ me 😣 🙈 💦💁 choke 🆘😜 (you 😜 better) ⬆ 🐬↗ 😩 Hump 💆 💆💆 me, 😠 🤗 fuck 🖕🙌 👦👉 😏 me My 🐦♂ 😾😏 tunnel 💕💕 loves ❤❤ 💕💖 to 🔨🗣 ✌ deep 😩 💩🤔 💯🍌 throat 👀💦 😩💦 🙈🍆 (it 📣💦 😳 do) 🤞❓ Lick, 👅 lick, 🤞 lick, 👅 lick 👄😛 👅😛 (I 🖕 🙋 lick 👅 🤞👄 👅👄 it) ❔💯 I 💰 want 🍆 💦 to ♀💦 💦 eat 😋 👅🌮 yo' 🤘 dick 🍆🏿 🍆 🏻🍆 (I 💖👁 💭 do) 💯 🔧😤 But 🍑 🍑✋ I 👁 🍆 can't 🔊👏 🔫🔫 fuck 👅 up 👎 ⏰ my 🧀🙏 nails 🖐 🖐🖐 (I 💁 👁 can't) 🔫🔫 So 💯💝 💝🆘 🍽💯 I'mma 🏼😇 👀 pick 🤗🆙 ⛏ ⛏ it 😂 👌 up 🆙👋 🙅🔺 🔼⬆ with 😂 👻 chopsticks 🍜 🍜 Mouth 👄💋 😍😷 😷💋 wide 🏻 👐 👐👐 open, 📭📖 mouth 💋 🙊😷 💋 wide ➡ ➡ open 🌊👐 Mouth 👄 👄🙊 wide 👐👐 ➡ open like 👌 I 👨🙆 👁 👁👁 was 😰 at 🍆 💯 the 👈👏 👧👏 dentist Mouth 😷 🙊🙊 💦😍 wide 🏻 🏻👐 open, 👐🎁 💝🌊 💋👐 mouth 😷 wide 🏻👐 🏻🏻 ➡ open 👐📖 💰👐 💋😜 Put 😏😏 🏻 it ♀🏿 so 😰🚜 ❗🤜 deep, 🍒🙇 🍌💦 I 👀 🙋 can't 🔫🔫 🔫 speak 😶 🗣 a 👌 🐭🐍 sentence 🤜😤 💥 😤🤜 Mouth 😃 wide ➡👐 open, 🍯📖 😜 mouth 🙊👄 😃 wide 👐 🏻 👐 open 📖🅱 👐 Mouth 👄 👄👄 wide 👐 👐 open 📖 like ♂❤ 😏🦊 I 💯👏 💰 was 😟🤣 at 💰👉 👏 the 👏 🍁 dentist Mouth 👅👄 😍😖 wide ➡➡ ➡ ➡ open, 📖 📖💰 🅱 mouth 🙊 👄😍 wide ➡ open 📖 👐💯 Put 😏 it 😂💖 so 🚫 💯🆔 💯🚜 deep 😩 👌💯 I ⬇ 🙇 can't 🔫🅱 🔫 speak 👥 🗣 a 🅱 😱 sentence 😤 🤜😤 Just 😤😂 🐩 come 💦 💦💦 put 🏻😤 🏿🔫 🏾 it ⌨ down 💦 👇 my 👌🙉 🙈 butt 🍑💩 ☺😥 (my 🍆 👨 💁☎ butt) 🍑🍑 😍😥 💩☺ Let's 💢🙆 ❌ ✋ shoot 💦🍆 a 🅰 🎓 movie, 🎞 😤 no 😤👀 ❌ 🌈 cuts 🔪🔪 🔪 Ride the 📢 👨 dick, get 😱ⓜ 🍑🍆 my 👈👄 nipples 🍆 👁💦 licked That's 😏 breastfeeding while 👶 🕑♀ 💯 we 👴 🏼 fuck 😫😁 Finna 🏿🏿 ♀♀ get 🍌 🍑 👉 the 🏼 🌎 👏 dick 🍆 🍆💦 wet 💦 💦💦 and 👏👏 👏👏 🍟👏 firm You 💦🏻 👶😝 😘👉 better 👅♥ 🐬 ✨ sweat 😰😫 😫😰 😫 me 😭 out 👅 of 😂🎖 my 👐 🏻 perm 👨👨 Can't 🗑 😡🚫 🔫🔫 wait 🚟 till 🍆 🍆😻 it's 🅱 😠💡 🚋👈 my 💕🙈 👈 turn I ♀👁 wanna 🏿💑 blow 🌬 🌬 bubbles 😵😵 😵😵 😵😵 with 👏👏 sperm 💦 💦💦 Wanna hit 🏼👊 👊 😵 it ❓ 👌 from 😮 🗣 the 🥖🔍 👏 back, 🔙 let 🏾 👑 👑❌ me ♀ 💕💁 😤😍 arch my 👇😏 😎😫 🏃♂ back 💨😤 😭😔 Once ⁉🏳 ☝🔥 I 🔨😜 arch my 👈😄 back ⬅📵 😻 That 😐 👉 mean 🏾 ❓🎓 attack 🤼⚔ this 👉‼ ♂ 🤗 pussy 🐱🍑 Don't 🙈 🚫🚫 need 📱🙀 👏 👏🙅 a 🥔👌 💰💰 ⏰ pornstar, 'cause 🔄🔄

...no.

[ripempezardexerox]

I remember the day I 😩 first heard ♀ electronic music 🎶😬 I knew back ❌ then this 👈 illegal 💯😶 computer sound 🔊🔊 was 👏 gonna 🔥😻 be 😡🚫 my call 🤳📞 My 💦🆒 heart ⬅ got 😱 hooked 👙👙 on 🔛👎 4 😂💦 by 😈 4 beats When 💦 house 🏠📫 took ⌛ his 👁 journey with 👏👯 Jack Chicago and 🚟 Acid 😛 House Now 🔨 my 🏿 heart 💔❤ is 🎶💦 hooked 👙 forever 💜⏳ It's 😫😂 in 😏 my 👧🅱 soul, in my 👦♂ veins On 🔛 my 👨💪 mind 24/7 🅱🅱 I don't care if 👏 it's 😏💯 french-tek, hardstyle, hardcore, 😞 old school 🍆😑 or 💰🍆 jump 🏻 I don't understand people 🙋👨 who are ♀👌 satisfied with 👏 ordinary pop music 🎷 They just 👏 listen 👂🙉 to whatever 👆 radio stations decide they 😄 should like Followed 😣 by 👼 an 😆 overkill of 😎💅 ring 💍 tone commercials 📻 meant 🚫🚫 for kids 👶👼 And 🎅 my 💖 god, 😠 they like 💖👍 it! Some ⏳ people 👫👨 even think that 😳 house 🏠 clubs are 😤🔢 for weirdos only! Maybe they're 👥🏽 right, 🏿 maybe 😉 we 👧♂ are ❓💦 weird Maybe this 👈 music is 💦💯 weird 😛😛 and 🍆👏 maybe 😉😉 the 🍑 clubs are 🏃😩 overrated But we're in ⬇📥 this 😀 together, 👫 we're in this 💦🖖 for 🍆 the 🌊👫 love 💕💓 of beats, For 💯 the ⏪📜 love 💚 of 👏 loops If 😩🤥 you're in 👇 the 👏 scene, 🕑 being 🙆 a ☠ DJ seems 🔥 like 🗣 a 😯 natural path 🛣 to 💦 follow 👣👣 Ha, and 💦 back 👏↩ in 🍑 the 💞 days DJ's were 👶 weird people who liked 🙋 music 🎶 in 👇🏼 a weird way 😫↕ Back ⬅ then you would 💞 have 🅰 to ⚫ be 🅰 a 👦 nerd 😂😂 to 👏 become a 👨 DJ Nowadays everybody 👩💁 wants to be 🐝 a DJ Nowadays everybody wants to ⏸ be that 👆 nerd 😂🏿 It sickens me, I hate 😤 those smart 😂🤓 asses 🍑🍑 who think 💭 that 🕵 DJ is 🍊 an 💉 easy way 😓👄 to get 💰🅱 laid Well... get 😬🌾 a 👏😎 life! If 👏 you're 🤖😡 not in 📥👇 it for the ⛪👅 love 💋👸 of 👶 the music, 🎶 would 👪 you please 🏻🙏 fuck off! 💦

[sh4k-thing]

i 🕴 LOVE you 🤔🏼 so much ✋🙀 i'd 🏻 collect each 👏👏 star ☀⭐ and 🏽➕ put 👏⬆ it 👊 in 🏻👉 a jar 🥛 for 🎅 you 👉 so 😎👏 you 👅 could 😈 have light 💡 all 👌 the time 🕐🕧 and 😏 that would take 🤳📴 a while but 🤔🍑 for you 🎆 like 💟💯 id 🗣🗣 put 😏👏 myself 😱😂 through 🚟 hell 😭 and 🅱 back 🔙 id stick 😭 my 🍔👨 arm 👌👌 in a garbage 🗑🗑 disposal (idk 😂 why 👩❓ anything would 🅱🏽 lead ❤ to ✌💦 that 😐 but) ☹ like 👍 literally 👌👋 you 💦 are fucking awesome 🤙😀 and ✔ amazing 😜😜 and 🙏 hhhhh dhhshshhss ily

(i had to run it through an emojipasta genarator or else i wouldve cried typing this bc you're amazing)

LMAODJDJSJD TYSM??

[infiniteoreos]

Hey, 😜 bud? 🙈👥 I’ll ⭐👉 be 🐝💚 honest. 😏 you 👈🏻 saying 🗣 Cishet dni is 😧 really offensive. 🖕🖕 and 👏💰 it’s not 🚫🙅 just 😶💞 me 😍 who ❓😂 thinks 💭 so. 🌹 I’ve asked ♂🙏 several of 👉👨 my friends and they 💥⚖ agree (all LGBTQ+ members.) I’m 👨💯 put 😏💰 it plainly. it’s ⁉ Heterophobic and 👏 Cisphobic. It’s also ➕😒 about 💦🏼 as 🌐 offensive as saying “LGBTQ+ dni“, as if 👀 something‘s 👅 wrong 🔑 with 😲👏 the 🙏 community. 🌈💥 There isn’t. If It’s 💯🤔 extremely 😬 wrong ♂ to mistreat a 🅱 community 🏳👥 for 🎅💰 their love ❌ of freedom to change 🚟 their gender, ♻♂ like 👍 those of 👏 the 🍑🏿 same ♀💩 or ➕ differing gender ♀♀ or no 🌈🏳 gender ♀♻ at all, etc., how 💯 is 🅰😍 shaming someone 🤗👤 who’s content ☺👌 with 🍨😭 the body 🙆 they were born 👶 in 🚪 and 🙇🅱 attracted only 😤 to the 👏 opposite gender ♻♂ acceptable? 😕 And please do 👉 not use 👎🖐 the excuse 🚶🚪 that 😝 you 👵👆 only 💶 mean 😡 the 👏 Homophobic and 👏 Transphobic ⚠ Cishets. If 🎅 you mean that, 😐 say 🗣🆘 that. I 💰 say 🐯 this 🤔🍑 not as a 🏿😍 jerk move. ☝ I 💰👈 say 🗣👀 this 📉🙎 as 🏿 fact. 📓 You 👈 seem like 💖👍 a hateful person.

Hey, 😜 bud? 🙈👥 I’ll ⭐👉 be 🐝💚 honest. 😏 you 👈🏻 saying 🗣 Cishet dni is 😧 really offensive. 🖕🖕 and 👏💰 it’s not 🚫🙅 just 😶💞 me 😍 who ❓😂 thinks 💭 so. 🌹 I’ve asked ♂🙏 several of 👉👨 my friends and they 💥⚖ agree (all LGBTQ+ members.) I’m 👨💯 put 😏💰 it plainly. it’s ⁉ Heterophobic and 👏 Cisphobic. It’s also ➕😒 about 💦🏼 as 🌐 offensive as saying “LGBTQ+ dni“, as if 👀 something‘s 👅 wrong 🔑 with 😲👏 the 🙏 community. 🌈💥 There isn’t. If It’s 💯🤔 extremely 😬 wrong ♂ to mistreat a 🅱 community 🏳👥 for 🎅💰 their love ❌ of freedom to change 🚟 their gender, ♻♂ like 👍 those of 👏 the 🍑🏿 same ♀💩 or ➕ differing gender ♀♀ or no 🌈🏳 gender ♀♻ at all, etc., how 💯 is 🅰😍 shaming someone 🤗👤 who’s content ☺👌 with 🍨😭 the body 🙆 they were born 👶 in 🚪 and 🙇🅱 attracted only 😤 to the 👏 opposite gender ♻♂ acceptable? 😕 And please do 👉 not use 👎🖐 the excuse 🚶🚪 that 😝 you 👵👆 only 💶 mean 😡 the 👏 Homophobic and 👏 Transphobic ⚠ Cishets. If 🎅 you mean that, 😐 say 🗣🆘 that. I 💰 say 🐯 this 🤔🍑 not as a 🏿😍 jerk move. ☝ I 💰👈 say 🗣👀 this 📉🙎 as 🏿 fact. 📓 You 👈 seem like 💖👍 a hateful person.

[hellsfanatic]

WHEN 😂 I 😩😎 STEPPED 🚶🏾 OUT into 🔍 the ⛓ bright sunlight from the 😱 darkness of 🕯 the 🏿 movie house, 🏠 I had ⚡💦 only 👏💦 two things on 💦 my 👨😤 mind: 🤔 Paul 🙅🙅 Newman and a 🍇 ride home. 🏡 I 💯💯 was 🅰 wishing 👇 I 👈👁 looked 👁 like Paul 🤡 Newman--- he looks 👀👀 tough 😍😤 and 🙏💦 I don't--- but I 👁 guess 😦 my 📖 own looks 👉👏 aren't so 💯 bad. I 👉😋 have 🔒 light-brown, 💡🕯 almost-red 💯 hair 💈 and 🚟 greenish-gray eyes. 👁👀 I wish they were more gray, 🐺🐺 because 😏 I 👁⌨ hate 😡 most guys 😑 that have 😰 green 💚 eyes, 😶 but 💁 I have 🍆👩 to ➡ be 🏻 content ☺💯 with what 😅 I 👁 have. 🅱 My 👨 hair 💈 is longer 🍆😒 than a 🎀👓 lot of 🐙🔥 boys 👦 wear 👗 theirs, squared off 😡💦 in back and 👏👏 long 🍆 at 👨 the 🗺🔊 front 🔝 and sides, but 🍑 I 😎🕵 am 🤷 a 💯👌 greaser and 👏 most ☺➕ of 📀 my neighborhood rarely bothers to 💸 get a 🅰 haircut. Besides, I 👀🌈 look 👀👁 better with long hair. I 👁 had 🍆💦 a 👌👌 long 🕗🕛 walk 🚶 home 🏠👦 and no 😩 company, but 🏼😜 I ♂🙈 usually lone it ➡👺 anyway, for 👏 no reason 🏻♀ except 😮😮 that I like 😻 to 👏 watch movies 🎭 undisturbed so 💯💯 I 😋 can ❗ get into 💦📥 them and 👏 live 😇 them with 🏽😫 the 👏👥 actors. When 👻 I 👁 see a 👌💋 movie 🎥 with 👏 someone 👥 it's 💨 kind ❗🙁 of 💦 uncomfortable, 😨 like 😤 having 😸🍽 someone 🙇 read 📖 your ➡👉 book 🕶 over your 🏻 shoulder. I'm 👨👆 different 👉 that 🙎 way. ↕😲 I 💕 mean, 😏😏 my second- oldest brother, 👬 Soda, who 😂 is 😩 sixteen-going-on-seventeen, never 🏼♀ cracks a book 📖 at all, 🌝 and my 👦👨 oldest brother, 😤😤 Darrel, who ♂😂 we call 😒😒 Darry, works 👩 too 🤡 long 🕗 and hard 🍆🍆 to 🖇 be interested 💦 in 💗👏 a story 😂📚 or drawing a 🏿💰 picture, 📷 so I'm not 🙅 like 😄 them. ❄ And ➕👏 nobody 🤐 in 👉😏 our 🔥 gang digs movies 🎥 and 🍀 books the 👏👏 way I 🙋 do. 💯 For a while there, 🤣👨 I 💧 thought I was the only 💯 person in 👏 the ✊ world that did. 💁🙀 So I 👁👀 loned it. 👏💯 Soda tries 😤😤 to 💦👪 understand, at 😎 least, 😴 which 👏 is more ➕ than Darry does. 😻🏋 But 😤 then, 😒 Soda is 🏻 different ↔ from 😲😂 anybody; 🏻 he 👺🚹 understands everything, almost. Like he's 🏋 never 🙅 hollering at 👨🍆 me 💦😭 all 👦💂 the 👏🍃 time the way ☑😲 Darry is, 🚟 or 💁 treating me 👩😘 as 👍 if 🤷 I 👈 was 💦 six instead 🤷👍 of 👨😤 fourteen. 🔞 I 🚫 love 😍 Soda more ➕ than I've ever 🙅 loved 😍 anyone, 👦👴 even 🆗 Mom and 👏👏 Dad. 🏽👴 He's always ⏳🕔 happy-go-lucky 🤗 and ✊ grinning, while 🏻♀ Darry's hard 🍆 and 🌬🍆 firm and ☺🏽 rarely grins at 😂🍆 all. 💯🌎 But then, 😠 Darry's gone through 😩 a 👌 lot ‼ in 🕶😏 his 💯 twenty 🎊🎊 years, ⏰⏱ grown up 👀 too 👌 fast. 💨 Sodapop'll never ⛔ grow 🆙 up 👆 at all. 💯😕 I don't 🚫🚫 know which 👏👏 way's the 🏆 best. 🏼😘 I'll 👅 find 🔍 out 🏎 one of 💦 these days. 🏖⏰ Anyway, 😍😍 I went 🚗 on 😩 walking 🚶🚶 home, thinking ❓🤔 about 🤔 the movie, 😂😂 and 👏👏 then 😁 suddenly wishing 👇👇 I had some 👦 company. 🤵🏢 Greasers can't 💦 walk 🚶 alone too 💦😡 much or they'll get 👨👩 jumped, or 🚫 someone will come 💦💦 by 👌⚡ and 👏 scream 😱 "Greaser!" at 🕛🍆 them, 😬☠ which 👏❓ doesn't make ✋ you 💦♂ feel 💓 too 😡👎 hot, 🔥 if 👩👏 you 😡👉 know 📚🤔 what 🚫 I 🕵 mean. 👿 We 👶🏃 get 👏🍆 jumped by the ⚰😫 Socs. I'm not 🙅 sure 👍😊 how 🤔🤔 you spell 🔤🔤 it, 🍆💁 but 🍑 it's the 😈 abbreviation for 🎄 the 🏆 Socials, the 💦🏆 jet ✈ set, the 👦 West-side rich kids. 👦 It's like 🗣 the 👏 term "greaser," which ✌🙌 is 📃 used 🚟🎶 to 🌈✂ class 📚🤓 all 👌🍆 us 😍 boys 👮👮 on ♂ the 👏 East 👉👉 Side. ⏩ We're 👨👬 poorer than ♀ the 👏🤥 Socs and the ➡👧 middle 🖕🖕 class. I reckon we're 😱👨 wilder, too. Not like 😄🔥 the 👏 Socs, who jump 🏻 greasers and 👏🏞 wreck houses and 😩 throw beer 🍺🍺 blasts for kicks, and get editorials in 👏 the 🙀👏 paper 🤓🤓 for being 😑😑 a public disgrace one day and 👏 an ☺👹 asset to 💦 society the 💖👏 next. ⏩ Greasers are almost like hoods; we 👥 steal 👮 things and 👏♂ drive old 😓 souped-up cars and 🙅 hold up 😖💁 gas stations and 😏👦 have a

gang 👌 fight 😡 once 🏳 in a 💰🏿 while. I ⭐ don't 🚫 mean I 📺👀 do 👀 things like 😄 that. 👉 Darry would kill me if I got into 🅱 trouble 🆘 with 😍 the police. 👮🚓 Since Mom 🏼👩 and Dad were 👶👧 killed 😵😫 in an 🏻 auto 🤖 wreck, the 💰 three 🕛💁 of 💦 us get 😛 to 🐵 stay together 👨 only ☝☝ as 😥 long 📏 as 🕑 we behave. So 💯💯 Soda and 👏👏 I stay 🚀 out 🏍😬 of 💦💦 trouble as 💰 much ➕💘 as 🖇🍑 we 👦 can, 💸👍 and 🤜👏 we're careful 😨 not 🚫 to 🏽🍆 get 🉐 caught 🐾 when 🕙 we 👦 can't. I 😋👨 only 🕦👏 mean that 😟 most ➕🦊 greasers do 🙂🅱 things 🔱☄ like that, 🍆 just like 🦊👍 we 👉 wear our hair 💈💈 long 🕗😎 and 👏 dress in blue 👁 jeans and 👏 T-shirts, ❌ or leave our 👍👥 shirttails out and ➕🙅 wear leather jackets and 👏 tennis shoes or 💁 boots. I'm not saying that 😤 either Socs orgreasers are better; that's 🚟🚟 just 👏 the 👏😏 way 🤧 things 🕑 are. I ♂ could have 👏 waited to go to the 👏🏻 movies until ⏰ Darry or 🚋🕍 Sodapop got off 💰📴 work. They would have gone 😫 with 🅱 me, 💖🏿 or driven me there, 🗑 or ➕💰 walked along, 🔝🔚 although Soda just can't 💰 sit 💺 still 🚸 long 🍆 enough to 💦 enjoy a 💩👌 movie and they bore Darry to 💦💰 death. ☠ Darry thinks his life is enough 💦 without 🏻👏 inspecting other people's. 👫📣 Or ❌📉 I could 👈 have 😩 gotten one ♿ of 👏 the 👏 gang 💎💎 to come 🍆💦 along, 💁 one of the four 🎧 boys 💼👦 Darry and 😁💰 Soda and I 😍 have 💪 grown up with and consider 🤔🤔 family. 👨 We're 🏻👦 almost ▶💦 as close 😍🚫 as 💰💑 brothers; 👬 when 🕒⏰ you 👸 grow 😀😀 up in a ⚾ tight-knit neighborhood like 😄👍 ours you 😘👈 get 👏 to 💦💦 know 😍❓ each 👏 other 👪 real well. If I 🏻🤔 had 💋🍆 thought 🤔 about it, 😩😝 I 😼🤣 could 🚫💖 have called ☁ Darry and ⚔💡 he 👱 would have come 💦 by on 🙇 his way ➡👟 home and 💃👏 picked me up, 🔺 or 🚻🚨 Two-Bit 💑💏 Mathews--- one ☝ of our 🚟 gang--- 💎 would 😏😍 have 👏 come 💧 to get 🉐💀 me 😐 in his 👏 car 🚘🚘 if 😤😂 I had 😭 asked 🤔 him, 😥 but sometimes 🔜 I 👁👁 just don't 🚫🙈 use 👏 my 👨 head. 🦊 It drives my 👖 brother Darry nuts 🥜 when I 💕 do 💕 stuff 👀 like that, 👉😐 'cause 👱 I'm supposed 👏 to be 🤔🐝 smart; I make good 👌 grades and have 👏💴 a 👌👌 high ☝🙃 IQ and 🎅 everything, but 😜😳 I 🔨👁 don't 😡 use 👏 my 👨⚠ head. Besides, I 👀 like 😀 walking.

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George not 🚫❌ found 🏻 and the Lorax are 👀 in love. 😍💕 U 👉🍆 may 🗓📅 not 🙅 think 😠💭 it’s 💯 possible because George hates 😠 trees 🌳 because ✔💁 he 👂 is 🏻💪 British and 👏🏻 they 😈 don’t 🚫😡 have trees there ✔🆗 but 👹 they make 🖕 it 😂💤 work. 💵💼 Every 🏾 seen 🤔 a 🖤 British person ♂😡 and 👏😱 a 💰👌 tree 🎄 in 👸 the 👉 same 💩😎 room? That’s 🚟 what I 🙈💁 though. 🤥 Bitch. 🏿 One 👆🚟 day 😎 the 🍆👨 Lorax was like “yo 😒 yo my ♂ bro ❤ “(because the Lorax is a 😜🅱 hypebeast frat boy I 👨 don’t make 🙅 the rules 📄📜 I only enforce ♂ them 😬 with my 🎄 desert eagle) 🦅 “what’s ✉ poppen’” he said 👨💬 stroking 🍆✊ his neon orange beard. George blushed because 🚱 he 👈 loved 😍 a humanoid tree 🎄 person with facial hair 💈 yes ‼💦 sir. 👍 “What?” Says George not 🤜🚫 found 🚫👌 sipping his ✋♂ gamer 👤 juice. 😛 “I got 🍸 you a present 🎀🎀 bbygurrl.” Screams 😱 the Lorax, slapping the 👩 G-Fuel 💦🅰 out 😜🏼 of 🚨 George’s hand. “What 😟 the 👏➕ fuck! LORAX YOU ☠👁 KNOW 🤔🤔 I 👁 LOVE 💏💏 MY 💵 G-Fuel!” 💰 Screeches minecraft ⛏ YouTuber 🏻👌 George not 🚫 found. 🏻👌 The Lorax blushes, touching his 💦 index figures together and 💦 using his 🥇 facial hair 💈 to ♂ retrieve a 🅱🅰 box from the void. YouTuber George not 🌼🚫 found gasps,” oh 🐦🐦 Lorax you 😍👆 didn’t!” 😊😑 “I 👀💕 dwid UWU” 👅💦 says the 👌 Lorax, “Will you 💟 make 👏🏻 me 👐 the happiest anthropermophic orange hippie creature 🙈🐙 on this 🙌 side of 🔴😣 [REDACTED]?” “Yes oh 👶☹ a 💰↘ thousand times yes!” 🤗 They got 🙏🍸 married the 🏔👏 next 📅 day at a 👌💰 supreme themed wedding. 👰 George wore a ❔ Gucci tux and the 👉👏 Lorax wore nothing because 😼💁 he is 😩👉 one 💍♿ with 👏 nature. Somewhere in ✝🙌 the distance a 🅱👌 pissbaby posted 🙀✉ a Craigslist add 👈👈 for 👉🍆 another British man to be 💦🚫 his sugar 🍦🍭 baby 👶 no 🅱 pics 🖼 just 👌 conversation men 😫🤡 20-45. 🆗🎉

Did they remove the 500 character limit to asks.

[iwouldfuckillinois]

you ever considered any accidental confessions for illy?? him being suave is neat but like,,, how would he slip up and accidentally reveal he's not playing with you and genuinely has feelings?? -🅱

I must say, I’m a bit conflicted on this one.

I wanna say it happens after he almost loses you on adventure? him just cradling you and whispering to you. Things like assurances that everything is okay and telling you that you should be more careful, also accidentally adding on something like “I can’t lose you, I love you too much...”. A moment of staring at each other in shock, him about to apologize as you quickly tell him you feel the same.

On the other hand, though, it could also when you two are just resting, maybe you’re sitting close together on a chair in front of a campfire. He has his arm thrown around you and you’ve just casually resting your head on his shoulder. He absentmindedly kisses your forehead and whispers “I love you” without really noticing, and you tell him you love him back, also not noticing. Just a little later he has a moment of realization. You both just sort of stare each other, flustered, and shyly explain your feelings.

So, yeah. I really don’t know which one it might be. You can choose whatever you prefer, I guess.

And I know it’s all so incredibly cliché, but can we really have Illy without everything being that was? The man himself is a cliché.

[polyhedr0n]

a guard named fanta. that is all of the drink-named ocs i have. please forgive me. -🅱(a follower that hasnt sent an ask before)

THANK YOU!!!! we love your fanta ok? loooove them

[honeyboyfelix]

Thats a lie we have hella respect for you but you just dont acknowledge it 🅱💟 and you know that's a lie bc you love my cult 💟

The cult...that i was bullied into joining.... and occationally turns my blog into v*re fest....that cult.....thats the cult that respects me?

[fucked-up-mover-shaker]

How 🤔💯 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 👩 be? I'm 🔥🙋 just ♀ doing 📌🏿 what comes 💦🍆 naturally How 😡 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I be? I'm just 🤣🐕 following my 👈 destiny How ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 🅱 I be? 🐝 I'm 🐝 just doing 🏿 what 😦💆 comes 💦 naturally How 🗣 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 🔫💸 I be? 🏼 How 🤷😮 bad 👎 can I 👈 possibly be? 🐝🤔 Well there's 💍 a principle 👴🏾 of 💦 nature 🌿🌿 (Principle 👴 of nature) 🏔🍃 That almost 💯💯 every 👏👏 creature 🐙🐙 knows ⁉👃 Called ⏱ survival of the 😳 fittest (Survival of ☪ the 👩😦 fittest) And 👏 check ✔💸 it ❔😍 this 😎⬆ is 😍🅱 how 💯 it 👏 goes The animal that ♂🎅 eats 😩 gotta scratch And fight 👿 and claw and 👏 bite 👄 and punch 👊👊 And ✝😁 the animal that 🦃😐 doesn't Well ✌ the animal that doesn't Winds 🍃🍃 up 😍😑 someone 👍 else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm ☝💰 just 🍅👌 sayin' How 💯 ba-a-a-ad can I 👁👏 be? 🅰🐝 I'm just ♀🏌 doing what comes naturally How 💯🗣 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 💦🔫 I be? 🐝 I'm 👁🏼 just 🕛 following my 👨 destiny How ba-a-a-ad can 🔫🔫 I 😎🕵 be? 👎 I'm 💡🏻 just ☠ doing 📌 what 😦😦 comes 💦 naturally How 🤷😟 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 👀👌 be? 🐝 How 🗣 bad 😍 can 🔫🔫 I 👁🎅 possibly be? 😱🐝 There's 👌 a 👏😭 principle 🏾 in ♂ business 💸💉 (Principle 👴 in 🙌 business) 🔫💸 That everybody knows 🤔 is 🈶👏 sound 🎶🎶 It says 🗣🗨 the 🖥 people with the money 💱 (People with the money) 💦💶 Make 📝👨 this ever-loving 😍🙅 world 🔪 go 'round So 👀🕥 I'm biggering my 🙋🔥 company 🏢😳 I'm biggering my 😀👖 factory 🍑🍆 I'm 👍😤 biggering my corporate sign Everybody out 🔜😐 there, 💾💦 take 👀♦ care of 💦💦 yours And 👏 me? I'll 👀 take 👆 care of 🔥💡 Mine, 💻 mine, 😱⛏ mine, ☺ mine, 💗🤗 mine (Shake that bottom ⬇ line) 〰 Let me hear 👂👂 you say Smogulous smoke 🚬 (Smogulous smoke) 🚬 Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop) Complain all 💯 you want, 🤕 it's 🐸🙌 never ever, ☺😠 ever, 🅱😄 ever 😔💻 gonna stop ❌ Come 💦 on 🎅💰 how bad 👦 can 💦😜 I 👁🐝 possibly be? How 💯🅱 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 😂 be? 🐝 I'm 💵💦 just ❗😤 building an 🌑💶 economy How ba-a-a-ad can I 👀🤴 be? 😡🐝 Just 👏👏 look at me 👿 pettin' this ⚠😤 puppy How 👏💯 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I be? A 💬 portion 👌 of proceeds goes 🙊💦 to 💦 charity How 🤔💯 ba-a-a-ad 💰 can 💦🔫 I 💦😩 be? 🐝 How 👏💯 bad can 💦💦 I 🚟 possibly be? Let's 🙋 see 👀👁 (How 😦 ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All 😄 the customers ♂🏻 are 🙏 buying (How ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 💦😧 I be?) 😒 And 👏👏 the 💪👏 money's 💷🤑 multiplying (How 🤔 ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can 🔫 I be?) 💚🐝 And the 👏 PR people 👨 are lying 🤥 (How 😦😐 ba-a-a-ad can I 😩⌨ be?) 🐝 And 👏💰 the ☀ lawyers are 🔢🐙 denying (How ❓ ba-a-a-ad 💰💰 can I 👀😤 be?) 🅰🏿 Who 👀 cares if a 🚨👌 few trees 🎄🌳 are dying? 👌 (How ba-a-a-ad 💰 can ♂ I 🐝🖐 be?) 🐝 This is all so 😰❓ gratifying How bad... How bad 💦 can ☺👌 this 🌎 possibly be? 👎🐝