#i love you ๐Ÿ…ฑ
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stargirlrchive ยท 1 year ago
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lowkey, whenever i think of u i think of baby by justin beiberm i cant explain this, but...
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I ๐Ÿ’• KNOW ๐Ÿ’ญ YOU LOVE ๐Ÿ’•โค ME, ๐Ÿ’ฅ I ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’• KNOW ๐Ÿค” YOU CARE, ๐Ÿ…โ™‚ JUST ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ‘ SHOUT ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ˜  WHENEVER, AND ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘… ILL BE ๐Ÿ…ฑ THEREEEE YOU WANT ๐Ÿ˜’ MY ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ LOVE, โœ‹๐Ÿ‘ฉ YOU ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰ WANT ๐Ÿ‘โ“ MY HEART, AND ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚ WE'LL ๐Ÿ˜ NEVER ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ค EVER ๐Ÿ‘ฉ EVER ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ BE ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’Ž APART ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
yโ€™all are being so silly in my ask box tonight LMAO ??
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archiearchiearchiearchie ยท 4 months ago
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I'm going ๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ฏ tell ๐Ÿ’ฏ the folks ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ out ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ here ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‡ a story ๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ˜ฅ about ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿค” me ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ“ฃ yes ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ…ฐ lot of ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ you know ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘… gay ๐Ÿ‘ซโค ass ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ me ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ‘€ talk ๐Ÿ”ˆ๐Ÿ—ฃ alot โ˜นโ˜น about ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ’“ teenagers and โ™‚ being gay ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ maybe โ”๐Ÿ‘ my story ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ“— Will ๐Ÿ’ help I ๐Ÿ˜กโ™‚ was Born gay yes I ๐Ÿ’ฏ said it life ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ช as ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‘ a teenager was not ๐Ÿšซ a happy ๐Ÿ˜„ One โ˜ I grow up โ€ผ in the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ’ž 80s aid's was thing โŒ๐Ÿ‘ back ๐Ÿ”™โ” then โžกโžก if ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿพ were gay you ๐Ÿš€ caused the disease ๐Ÿคข I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ went to ๐Ÿผ high โ˜ฃ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ School near ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ here ๐Ÿ’ in ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ–• temple ๐Ÿฏ hills ๐Ÿ” Maryland Andrew Air ๐Ÿ˜ต force ๐ŸŒ‘ base ๐Ÿ™„ near the president ๐Ÿคด plane โœˆ is I ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ went โ™‚ to โœŒ cross ๐Ÿšซ land high school ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ as ๐Ÿ‘ฎ you ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ‘† can ๐Ÿ’ฆ see ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’ฐ didn't have ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š very many ๐Ÿค— friends ๐Ÿ‘ซโ˜น the ones ๐Ÿ’š I ๐Ÿ‘ had have ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ no ideals I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ gay ๐Ÿ˜Ž I ๐Ÿ’ฆโฌ‡ dated girl's ๐Ÿ•ต but unknown to ๐Ÿ˜ฃ My Best ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ friend ๐Ÿ˜Ž ever ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘ฉ I was ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฑ in ๐Ÿ† love ๐Ÿ’“โค with him later ๐Ÿ•‘ in life โ™‚๐Ÿ˜ค I ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฆ think ๐Ÿšซ he ๐Ÿ”‘ known ๐Ÿ’ซ but ๐Ÿ˜Ž he ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘ˆ never โ›” let ๐Ÿ‘‘ on ๐Ÿ˜œ I ๐Ÿ‘€ was ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ called โ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ All ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฐ the ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฐ regular ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ names ๐Ÿ’โ™‚ fagget qeeur fudge packer you ๐Ÿผ get ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŒƒ ideas I โญ thought I ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ was ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ‘ sick ๐Ÿ’‰ why ๐Ÿค”โ‰ did ๐Ÿ‘ค I like ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜„ the ๐Ÿ‘‰ same ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ sex I ๐Ÿ’‰ Saw doctor ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅ and ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ฆ a counselor or ๐Ÿ…ฑ two ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’ I ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒท tried to ๐Ÿ’ฆโžก kill myself ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ซ ร nd ๐Ÿ‘‹ acted out ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ I was ๐Ÿคง never ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™… abused as ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ kid ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜Ž but โœ‹๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ˜ˆ had ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿˆถ this ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ฅ hidden ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ problem โ™‚๐Ÿ™… I ๐Ÿ‘ˆโ“œ didn't ๐Ÿ˜‘ know ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ™€ we're ๐Ÿ‘ง to ๐Ÿ˜ค turn I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€ found a group ๐Ÿ‘ฅ in โ™‚๐Ÿ‘‰ DC on ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ”› dupoint circle near ๐Ÿ˜ฏ a ๐Ÿ‘ gay club ๐Ÿ’ won't ๐Ÿ’ช you ๐Ÿ’ช know ๐Ÿค” it was called ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ“ž smiles ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ Punch gay kids ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ™Œ talking about ๐Ÿ’ญ our ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด life as ๐Ÿ‘ฆ gay ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜Ž teens ๐Ÿ˜Ž back then a ๐Ÿ˜ฏ groups like that means ๐Ÿ•– trouble but to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ฆ me ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ† it โ›” was Best hour I ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ had โ˜๐Ÿ’‹ a โžก week I was ๐Ÿ‘ hurt ๐Ÿ˜ฑ phiscally ร nd ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ˜ก mentally throughout this ๐Ÿผ time โฑ๐Ÿ• I am still that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† teenager inside I don't ๐Ÿ˜ก fit ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ in โ†™โฌ‡ with the straight or ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ˜ค gay community ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ I'm โ™‚๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ˜› Old ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ† and โ™‚๐Ÿ‘ handicap ร nd ugly ๐Ÿ˜ค for ๐Ÿ’ฅโ™ฟ gay ๐ŸŒˆ dating and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ surely not ๐Ÿ˜ซโŒ straight ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ“˜ but ๐Ÿ’ you ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ‘‰ know ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ don't ๐Ÿšซ have to ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ expected ๐Ÿคฐ by ๐Ÿ˜ˆ anyone ๐Ÿ‘ฐ because I ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿผ am ๐Ÿป proud ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ช of ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘Š how ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿคณ am ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™ yes I ๐Ÿ”ฅ am ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ phiscally and ๐Ÿ‘ mentally challenged but ๐Ÿ‘น I'm ๐Ÿ‘ gay ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ ร nd ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข I ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ live in ๐Ÿ™Œ a ๐Ÿญ country ๐Ÿ˜‚ I ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿ•Š can say ๐Ÿ”ฅ what โ‰๐Ÿ˜ฎ I ๐Ÿค” just ๐ŸšŸ Said โค if ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ… you a ๐Ÿ˜ค gay ๐Ÿ† teens ๐Ÿ˜Ž don't ๐Ÿ™ˆ quit ๐Ÿ›‘ life know ๐Ÿ™ˆ you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ are ๐Ÿ”ข worth hell ๐Ÿ˜ญ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ lot More than you ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ think ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿค” and ๐Ÿ‘ remember ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” being ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ”ž gay ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ is ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฏ not โŒ๐Ÿ™ all ๐Ÿฝ you are ๐Ÿ‘Œ you ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ hell lot โ€ผ๐Ÿ‘ more โž•๐Ÿ‘ฅ
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x-heesy ยท 11 months ago
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๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ††๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ถ ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…บ
I'm back, hoody clap man living off persadi
Smooths gets smile when I do shit
Childlike en coup, but I move this
Entied out of venom, but never with my fist
Screaming death to triple 6, pulling tricks out the bag
Mad fancy with the facts and backpack too
While I hang back cool, look you in the eyes while I fuck you
And I can see you try to fuck me back
But fucking love that
The fact you could me too
I smile when I see you
You're so fucking see-through, sucker
The whole fucking game play I stay close
Your mind game's blown
I'm a 5 lane open wide fucking with your cross mind
Overriding all sorts of magic that you keep
The tragedy is stepped up in the love that you feed
Freak me, I'ma freak you right back
My life is a trap
And I could ride??? come with me
We could roll deep
Make peace or violence, piece like fuck
Let's be, keep the shit clean
And when this clock stops running
I go silent, I come climbing
You get nothing, motherfucker don't preach
Hey, how you do that, you got me locked
Tripping so deep
We could keep it go climbing
And don't we both breathe
It could push it sometimes
This will make me go weak
Like you know it's alright, right
Lady how you do that thang
And know we can't touch, but you looking so tired
You break your shit bone, but you look at that body
You that bad motherfucker we come hang with
Pretty cloud as fuck, I hate your whole game
Facts off your lips don't meet shit
Say you're so plain fidder with your fits, slip and trips
You that no name, dripping off your hips
See that meek ling, creeping
Running from the sky like the world could expire
Swimming in the sea full of souls that you hide
You're that bad motherfucker, tricking out traps
To get your meat off caught
Looking store, store pain you feed folks
Tripping off the walls like some force canibros
The game play it slower
You just forfeit you little bit, it's a freedom
We don't split the ribs that you feeding
We fin to change the game with the thoughts we keep breathing
Sign for your allegiance, slowly or we side it with your leaders
Slowly or we finding that you cool like that
My life is a trap
And I could ride??? come with me
We could roll deep
Make peace or violence, piece like fuck
Let's be, keep the shit clean
And when this clock stops running
I go silent, I come climbing
You get nothing, motherfucker don't preach
@luna---zylum @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bigbonzo @boanerges20
๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†ƒ ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ†„๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ†ˆ ๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿ…ท๐Ÿ…ต๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†ƒ
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transfemininomenon ยท 2 years ago
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Do you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ think ๐Ÿ’ญ Homer ๐Ÿ‘ด Simpson ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ could smoke ๐Ÿšฌ weed ๐Ÿ? I ๐Ÿ‘ imagine ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ™„ him ๐Ÿ‘ด often ๐Ÿ’ฐ, lighting ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’ก a blunt ๐ŸŒณ or a joint ๐ŸŒณ (delivery ๐Ÿ“ฌ system โ˜„ for marijuana ๐ŸŒฟ smoke ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ). He ๐Ÿ‘จ lights ๐Ÿ’ก๐ŸŒ‹ it with a basic ๐Ÿš‚ plastic ๐Ÿ’ณ lighter ๐Ÿ’ก. He ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ takes ๐Ÿ‘Š the first ๐Ÿฅ‡ puff ๐Ÿ’จ. His ๐Ÿ’ฆ eyes ๐Ÿ‘ widen ๐Ÿ‘. He ๐Ÿ‘จ is surprised ๐Ÿ˜ฑ at the potency ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง  of the smoke ๐Ÿšฌ, but ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒธ he ๐Ÿ‘จ enjoys ๐Ÿ˜‚ it. He ๐Ÿ‘จ enjoys ๐Ÿ˜‚ the taste ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„โค. At first ๐Ÿ‘†, the burnt ๐Ÿ”ฅ aroma ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ƒ is off-putting ๐Ÿ˜ท, but ๐Ÿ‘ he ๐Ÿ‘จ soon โฐ learns ๐Ÿ’ญ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ“— to appreciate ๐Ÿ‘Œ the aromatic ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘Œ, herbal ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿƒ notes ๐Ÿ“ present ๐ŸŽ in the weed ๐Ÿ smoke ๐Ÿšฌ. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ luxuriates ๐Ÿ’‰ in the smoke ๐Ÿšฌ. It surrounds ๐Ÿ’ซ him ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ like ๐Ÿ’– a comforting ๐Ÿ’ blanket ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด. As he ๐Ÿ‘จ takes ๐Ÿ‘Š his ๐Ÿ‘‹ second โฑ hit ๐Ÿ‘Š, he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ marvels ๐Ÿ‘‚ at the intricate ๐Ÿ…ฑ network ๐ŸŒ of woven ๐Ÿ‘Œ โ€œhairs. on ๐Ÿ”› the surface ๐Ÿ” of the marijuana ๐ŸŒฟ bud ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ€. It reminds ๐Ÿ’ญ him ๐Ÿ‘ด of a tapestry ๐Ÿ“œ he ๐Ÿ‘จ once saw ๐Ÿ‘€ at the town ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™ museum ๐Ÿ›. He ๐Ÿ‘จ is getting ๐Ÿ”Ÿ higher ๐Ÿ‘† and higher ๐Ÿ‘† with every โ˜ hit ๐Ÿ‘Š. Heโ€™s never ๐Ÿšซ felt ๐Ÿ˜ this way โ†• before ๐Ÿ˜‚. He ๐Ÿ‘จ experiments ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ”ญโš› with smoke ๐Ÿ’จ rings ๐Ÿ’, exhaling through his ๐Ÿ’ฆ nose ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿฝ. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ feels ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ that his ๐Ÿ’ฆ mind ๐Ÿง  is awakened ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™. He ๐Ÿ‘จ is in a dreamlike state ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ feels ๐Ÿ˜ comfortable ๐Ÿ˜ด. His ๐Ÿ‘‹ muscles ๐Ÿ‘… relax ๐Ÿ˜Œ. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ is surprised ๐Ÿ˜ฒ when โฐ he ๐Ÿ‘จ notices ๐Ÿ‘€ how thirsty ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… he ๐Ÿ‘จ is. He ๐Ÿ‘จ has never ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ smoked ๐Ÿšฌ marijuana ๐ŸŒฟ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ and he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ thought ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค” the thirst ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ˜ฐ inducing properties ๐Ÿก of marijuana ๐Ÿšฌ were purely ๐Ÿ’Ž fictional ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ drinks ๐Ÿšฑ a glass ๐Ÿฅƒ of unsweetened iced ๐Ÿฆ tea ๐Ÿต. Marge has been encouraging him ๐Ÿ‘ด to drink ๐Ÿน unsweetened tea โ˜• instead ๐Ÿš” of beer ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป or soda ๐Ÿน to help ๐Ÿ†˜ him ๐Ÿ‘จ control ๐ŸŽฎ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ weight ๐Ÿ˜”. In the past ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† he ๐Ÿ‘จ drank ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿธ the tea โ˜•๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฎ with reluctance ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ and without โŒ๐Ÿšซ enjoyment ๐Ÿ’ฏ. But ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† now that he ๐Ÿ‘จ is high ๐Ÿ•› he ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ notes ๐Ÿ“ the complex ๐Ÿข flavor ๐Ÿ˜ต of the tea ๐Ÿต. It is smoky ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ง, bitter ๐Ÿ˜–, tannic. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ enjoys ๐Ÿ˜‚ it. He ๐Ÿ‘จ is amazed ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ that something ๐Ÿ˜… as simple ๐Ÿ”ข as iced ๐Ÿฆ tea โ˜•๐Ÿต๐Ÿ˜ณ is bringing ๐Ÿšš him ๐Ÿ‘ด so much ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘… happiness ๐Ÿ˜Š. He ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ‘ฅ picks โ› up ๐Ÿณโฌ† a chunk ๐Ÿฏ of marijuana ๐Ÿšฌ from the kitchen ๐Ÿถ table ๐Ÿ˜. โ€œI could get ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ”Ÿ used ๐ŸŽถ to this,โ€ he ๐Ÿ‘จ thinks ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. โ€œIโ€™ve never ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ felt ๐Ÿ˜Ž this way โ†•. All ๐Ÿ’ฏ of my senses ๐Ÿ’ฐ are heightened. I ๐Ÿ‘ feel ๐Ÿ˜œ serene ๐Ÿž, yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ alert ๐Ÿšจ. I ๐Ÿ‘ never โŒ want ๐Ÿ˜ to stop ๐Ÿ›‘ being high ๐Ÿ•›. I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ want ๐Ÿ˜‹ to be like ๐Ÿ’– this forever ๐Ÿ•. Iโ€™ve fallen ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿ“ฒ in love โค๐Ÿ‘Œ with marijuana ๐ŸŒฟ and I ๐Ÿ‘ never ๐Ÿšซ want ๐Ÿ˜ to stop ๐Ÿ›‘ smoking.โ€
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robloxgoddess ยท 1 year ago
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suck bakls???
You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ useless ๐Ÿ‘Ž piece ๐Ÿ— of shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ. You ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป absolute ๐Ÿ™€ waste ๐Ÿ—‘ of space ๐Ÿš€ and air ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ uneducated ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿšซ, ignorant ๐Ÿ˜ท, idiotic ๐Ÿ˜œ dumb ๐Ÿคค swine ๐Ÿ’ฉ, youโ€™re an absolute ๐Ÿ˜ค embarrassment ๐Ÿ˜ณ to humanity ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค and all ๐Ÿ’ฏ life ๐Ÿ‘ค as a whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜. The magnitude ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Ž of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ failure โŒ just now is so indescribably ๐Ÿ›‚๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿฝ massive ๐ŸŒ that one โ˜ hundred ๐Ÿ’ฏ years ๐Ÿ“… into the future ๐Ÿ“… your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ name ๐Ÿ“› will be used ๐ŸŽถ as moniker of evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ก for heretics ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Even ๐ŸŒ if all ๐Ÿ’ฏ of humanity ๐Ÿ‘ค put ๐Ÿ”› together ๐Ÿ‘ฅ their collective ๐Ÿ›  intelligence ๐Ÿง  there is no ๐Ÿšซ conceivable way โ†• they could have thought ๐Ÿค” up โฌ† a way โ†• to fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ up โ˜ on ๐Ÿ”› the unimaginable scale ๐Ÿ you ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘ˆ just did. When ๐Ÿ‘ Jesus ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ died โšฐโ˜  for our sins ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, he ๐Ÿ‘จ must ๐Ÿ”’ not have seen ๐Ÿ‘€ the sacrilegious act ๐ŸŽญ we just witnessed ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ performing ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ‘Œ, because if he ๐Ÿ‘จ did he ๐Ÿ‘จ would have forsaken ๐Ÿ’ฉ humanity ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค long 8๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ ago ๐Ÿ”™ so that your ๐Ÿ‘‰ birth ๐Ÿ‘ถ may ๐Ÿ—“ have never ๐Ÿšซ become ๐Ÿ˜Œ reality ๐Ÿ˜. After ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ die ๐Ÿ’€, your ๐Ÿ‘‰ skeleton ๐Ÿ’€โ˜  will be displayed ๐Ÿ“บ in a museum ๐Ÿ› after 2๏ธโƒฃ being scientifically ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ researched ๐Ÿ”Žโœจ so that all ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ฏ future ๐Ÿ“… generations ๐Ÿ‘Œ may ๐Ÿ‘Œ learn ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ not to generate ๐Ÿ‘ถ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ bone โ˜  structure ๐Ÿ•‹, because every ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ tiny ๐Ÿ˜‘ detail ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‰ anyone ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ may ๐Ÿ—“ have in common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉ with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ degrades ๐Ÿ‘Ž them to a useless ๐Ÿ‘Ž piece ๐Ÿ— of trash ๐Ÿ—‘ and a burden ๐Ÿ’ช to society ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ. No ๐Ÿšซ wonder ๐ŸŽ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ father ๐Ÿ‘จ questioned ๐Ÿค”โ“๐Ÿง whether ๐ŸŒฉ or not your ๐Ÿ‘‰ were truly ๐Ÿ’ฏ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, for you'd have to not be a waste ๐Ÿ—‘ of carbon โš— matter ๐Ÿ™… for anyone ๐Ÿ™‹ to love โค you ๐Ÿ‘‰ like ๐Ÿ‘ a family ๐Ÿ‘ช member ๐Ÿ‡. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ birth ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ถ made ๐Ÿ‘‰ it so that mankind ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ is worse ๐Ÿ˜ซ of in every ๐Ÿ’ฏ way โ†• you ๐Ÿ‘‰ can possibly ๐Ÿ’ฏ imagine ๐Ÿ’ญ, and you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป have made ๐Ÿ‘‰ it so that society ๐Ÿ‘ฅ can never โŒ really ๐Ÿ’ฏ recover ๐Ÿ˜˜ into a state ๐Ÿ‘Œ of organization โœŠ. Everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ has forever ๐Ÿ• fallen โฌ‡ into a bewildering chaos ๐ŸŒ‹, through which unrecognizable core ๐ŸŒŽ, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can only find ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿค  misfortune ๐Ÿ‘ฒ. I ๐Ÿ‘ would say ๐Ÿ’ฌ the apocalypse โ˜ โ˜ฃโ˜ข is upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ us ๐Ÿ‘จ but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ this is merely ๐Ÿซ the closest ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ word ๐Ÿ““ humans ๐Ÿ‘ค have for the sheer ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™ scale ๐Ÿ† of horror ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ† that is now reality ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ. You ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ‘ˆ have forever ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•ค condemned ๐Ÿ‘ฟ everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป love ๐Ÿ˜ and know ๐Ÿ’ญ into an eternal ๐Ÿ’ซ state ๐Ÿ‘Œ of suffering ๐Ÿ˜ญ, worse ๐Ÿ“‰ than any human ๐Ÿ‘ค concept ๐Ÿค” of hell ๐Ÿ”ฅ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are such an unholy ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป being, that if you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ step โฌ…๐Ÿ‘ž within ๐Ÿ…ฐ a one โ˜ hundred ๐Ÿ”ข foot ๐Ÿ‘ฃ radius โ˜€ of a holy ๐Ÿ™ place ๐Ÿšฉ or a place ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ that has ever ๐Ÿ˜  been deemed โ—๐Ÿ‘ช important ๐Ÿ” by anyone ๐Ÿ™‹, your ๐Ÿ‘‰ distorted ๐Ÿ˜œ sac religious ๐Ÿ™ soul ๐Ÿ‘ป will ruin ๐Ÿ˜ญ whatever ๐Ÿ™Œ meaning ๐Ÿ˜ it ever ๐Ÿ˜  had beyond ๐Ÿ‘‰ repair ๐Ÿ™Œ. You ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ˆ are an idiotic ๐Ÿ’ข, shiteating, dumbass ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ape ๐Ÿต and no ๐Ÿ™… one ๐Ÿ˜ค has ever ๐Ÿ˜  loved โค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ. Rhodes Island ๐ŸŒด would have been better ๐Ÿ‘ off ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ if you'd never โŒ joined ๐Ÿคฉ us ๐Ÿ‘จ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are a lying ๐Ÿ˜ค, backstabbing, cowardly ๐Ÿ„ useless ๐Ÿ‘Ž piece ๐Ÿ— of shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ and I ๐Ÿ‘ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Ž you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ with every ๐Ÿ’ฏ single โ˜ part ใ€ฝ of my being. Even ๐ŸŒƒ this worlds ๐ŸŒŽ finest ๐Ÿ“ฅ writers ๐Ÿ“ and poets ๐Ÿ˜ฉ from throughout ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ the ages ๐Ÿ‘ต could never โŒ hope ๐Ÿ™ to accurately โ˜‘ describe ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ™Œ the scale ๐Ÿ† on ๐Ÿ”› which you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ just fucked ๐Ÿ˜ฉ up โฌ†, and how incredibly ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ€ผโ— idiotic ๐Ÿ˜œ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are. Anyone ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™ that believes ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™ in any religion ๐Ÿ™ out there should now realize ๐Ÿ’ก that they have been wrong ๐Ÿšผ๐ŸšซโŒ this entire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ time โฐ, for if divine ๐Ÿ˜ฐ beings ๐Ÿ were real ๐Ÿ’ฏ, they would never ๐Ÿšซ have allowed โœ… a being such as you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to stain ๐Ÿ˜‚ the earth ๐ŸŒŽ and this universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. In the future ๐Ÿ“… there will be horror ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ† stories ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ‘ˆ made ๐Ÿ‘‰ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, with the scariest ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ˜ฑ part ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝใ€ฝ of them being that the reader ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“’ has to realize ๐Ÿค” that such an indescribable ๐Ÿ›‚๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿฝ monster ๐Ÿ‘น actually ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ…ฑ exists ๐Ÿ˜‚, and that the horrific ๐Ÿ’€ events ๐ŸŽซ from the
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According ๐Ÿ”› to all ๐Ÿ’ฏ known ๐ŸŽ“โœ” laws ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸปโŒ of aviation โœˆ, there is no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ way โ†• a bee ๐Ÿ should be able ๐Ÿ’ช to fly โœˆ๐ŸŒฌ. Its wings ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿคก are too small ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป to get ๐Ÿ‰โ—€๐Ÿ” its fat ๐Ÿ‹ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ body ๐Ÿ˜ off ๐Ÿ“ด the ground ๐Ÿ˜ซ. The bee ๐Ÿฏ, of course ๐ŸŽ, flies ๐Ÿฆ anyway ๐Ÿ™„ because bees ๐Ÿ don't โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšซ care ๐Ÿ’… what humans ๐Ÿ‘ค think ๐Ÿ’ญ is impossible โŒ. Yellow ๐Ÿ’›, black โšซ. Yellow โš , black โฌ›. Yellow ๐Ÿ’›, black โšซ. Yellow โš , black โฌ›. Ooh ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, black โฌ› and yellow ๐Ÿ’›! Let's ๐Ÿฅบ shake ๐Ÿ˜ฒ it up โ˜ a little ๐Ÿ‘Œ. Barry ๐Ÿ“! Breakfast ๐Ÿณ is ready ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ†! Ooming ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜พ! Hang ๐Ÿ™ƒ on ๐Ÿ”› a second โฑ. Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™‹? - Barry ๐Ÿ“? - Adam ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ? - Oan ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ”ฅ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ believe ๐Ÿ™ this is happening ๐Ÿ˜ฑ? - I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ can't ๐Ÿšซ. I'll ๐Ÿ“ pick โ› you ๐Ÿ‘‰ up โฌ†. Looking ๐Ÿ‘€ sharp ๐Ÿ”ช. Use ๐Ÿ˜ the stairs ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ณ. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ father ๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸŽ… paid ๐Ÿ’ง good ๐Ÿ‘Œ money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต for those. Sorry ๐Ÿ™‡. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ excited ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜. Here's ๐Ÿ‘ˆ the graduate ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“. We're very ๐Ÿ™Œโœ… proud ๐Ÿ˜ค of you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, son ๐ŸŒž. A perfect ๐Ÿ‘Œ report ๐Ÿ“„ card ๐Ÿ’ณ, all ๐Ÿ˜ค B's ๐Ÿ˜Ž. Very ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ proud ๐Ÿ˜ค. Ma! I ๐Ÿ‘ got ๐Ÿธ a thing ๐Ÿ•‘ going ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿข here. - You ๐Ÿ‘‰ got ๐Ÿธ lint ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜‹ on ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‘‰ fuzz ๐Ÿฆ. - Ow ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ…ฑ! That's โœ” me! - Wave ๐ŸŒŠ to us ๐Ÿ‘จ! We'll ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฏ be in row ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ 118,000 โœˆ๐Ÿข. - Bye ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™ƒ! Barry ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿž, I ๐Ÿ‘ told ๐Ÿ‘„ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, stop ๐Ÿšซ flying ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿฆ in the house ๐Ÿ ! - Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜€, Adam ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ. - Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ, Barry ๐Ÿ“. - Is that fuzz ๐Ÿฆ gel ๐Ÿค”? - A little ๐Ÿ‘Œ. Special ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ day ๐ŸŒž, graduation ๐ŸŽ“. Never ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ thought ๐Ÿค” I'd ๐Ÿ™ make ๐Ÿ–• it. Three 3๏ธโƒฃ days ๐ŸŒž grade ๐Ÿ“ school ๐Ÿซ, three 3๏ธโƒฃ days ๐ŸŒž high โฌ† school ๐Ÿซ. Those were awkward ๐Ÿ˜•. Three ๐Ÿ— days ๐ŸŒž college ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽ“. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ glad โ˜บ I ๐Ÿ‘ took ๐Ÿ‘Š a day ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ“… and hitchhiked ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ the hive ๐Ÿ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘‰ did come ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… back ๐Ÿ”™ different ๐Ÿ˜ก. - Hi ๐Ÿ’ฆ, Barry ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ. - Artie ๐Ÿ…ฐ, growing ๐ŸŒฑ a mustache ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป? Looks ๐Ÿ‘€ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ. - Hear ๐Ÿ™‰ about Frankie ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ’€? - Yeah ๐Ÿ™Œ. - You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ going ๐Ÿƒ to the funeral ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน? - No ๐Ÿ˜ฃ, I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ not going ๐Ÿ‘‰. Everybody ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘จ knows ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ, sting ๐Ÿค— someone ๐Ÿ‘ค, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ die ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ โšฐ. Don't ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ waste ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ’ฉ it on ๐Ÿ”› a squirrel ๐ŸŒฐ. Such a hothead ๐Ÿฅต. I ๐Ÿ‘ guess ๐Ÿค” he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ could have just gotten ๐Ÿ’˜ out of the way โ†•. I ๐Ÿ‘ love โค this incorporating ๐Ÿ”ฅ an amusement ๐Ÿ˜ park ๐Ÿ…ฟ into our day ๐ŸŒž. That's โœ” why ๐Ÿค”โ‰ we don't ๐Ÿšซ need ๐Ÿ˜ฉ vacations ๐ŸŒ…. Boy ๐Ÿ‘ถ, quite ๐Ÿ“บ a bit ๐Ÿ˜ of pomp ๐Ÿ˜Ž... under โฌ‡ the circumstances โŒ. - Well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ, Adam ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…, today ๐Ÿ“† we are men ๐Ÿ‘ฆ. - We are! - Bee-men ๐Ÿ. - Amen ๐Ÿ™! Hallelujah ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ! Students ๐Ÿ”ฌ, faculty ๐Ÿ˜ท, distinguished ๐Ÿ…ฑ bees ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ…ฑ, please ๐Ÿ™ welcome ๐Ÿ‘ฝ Dean ๐ŸŽญ Buzzwell ๐Ÿ’€. Welcome ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป, New ๐Ÿ†•โœจ Hive ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿค” Oity ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘– graduating ๐Ÿ˜  class ๐Ÿซ of... ...9:15 ๐Ÿ…ฑ. That concludes ๐Ÿ”š our ceremonies ๐ŸŽ‘. And begins ๐Ÿ”˜ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ career ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป at Honex ๐Ÿ’ฏ Industries ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿญโœ‹! Will we pick โ› ourjob today ๐Ÿ“…? I ๐Ÿ‘ heard ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™‰ it's just orientation ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ…ฑ. Heads ๐Ÿ’† up โ˜! Here we go ๐Ÿƒ. Keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ hands ๐Ÿ‘‹ and antennas ๐Ÿ“ถ๐Ÿ’  inside ๐Ÿ’  the tram ๐Ÿš‹ at all ๐Ÿ’ฏ times ๐Ÿ•. - Wonder ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ what it'll ๐Ÿ‘ผโ˜๐Ÿ™ be like ๐Ÿ’–? - A little ๐Ÿ‘ถ scary ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Welcome ๐Ÿ‘ฝ to Honex ๐Ÿ’ฏ, a division โž— of Honesco and a part ใ€ฝ of the Hexagon ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ Group ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿšน. This is it! Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. We know ๐Ÿค” that you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, as a bee ๐Ÿ, have worked ๐Ÿข your ๐Ÿ‘‰ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ life ๐Ÿ’“ to get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ to the point ๐Ÿ“ where you ๐Ÿ‘‰ can work ๐Ÿข for your ๐Ÿ‘‰ whole ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… life ๐Ÿ‘ค. Honey ๐Ÿฏ begins ๐Ÿ”˜ when โฐ our valiant ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ…ฑ Pollen ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜  Jocks ๐ŸŽ bring ๐Ÿ‘Ž the nectar ๐Ÿ˜ฉ to the hive ๐Ÿ. Our top-secret ๐Ÿ™Š formula ๐Ÿ˜ƒ is automatically ๐Ÿค– color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing ๐Ÿ’ฆ sweet ๐Ÿฌ syrup ๐Ÿฏ with its distinctive ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘– golden ๐Ÿ’ฐ glow ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ know ๐Ÿ’ญ as... Honey ๐Ÿฏ! - That girl ๐Ÿ‘ง was hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ. - She's ๐Ÿ‘ง my cousin ๐Ÿ‘ฆ! - She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ is? - Yes ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŒŒ, we're all ๐Ÿ’ฏ cousins ๐Ÿ‘ฆ. - Right ๐Ÿ‘Œ. You're right โœ”. - At Honex ๐Ÿ’ฏ, we constantly ๐Ÿ”† strive ๐Ÿ‘Œ to improve โฌ† every ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ž aspect ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‰ of bee โ—๐Ÿ existence ๐Ÿ’. These bees ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ† are stress-testing ๐Ÿ’ฏ a new ๐Ÿ†• helmet ๐Ÿ›ก technology ๐Ÿ“ฑ. - What do you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป think ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ…ฐ he ๐Ÿ‘จ makes ๐Ÿ–•? - Not enough ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Here we have our latest ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ advancement ๐ŸŽŠ, the Krelman ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ”. - What does that do? - Oatches ๐Ÿ‘ณ that little ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿต strand ๐Ÿ—บโ“ of honey ๐Ÿฏ that hangs ๐Ÿ˜œ after ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘‰ pour ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ it. Saves ๐Ÿ“‘ us ๐Ÿ‘จ millions ๐Ÿ˜‚. Oan ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ anyone ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™ work ๐Ÿ’ผ on ๐Ÿ”› the Krelman ๐Ÿ‘? Of course ๐ŸŽ. Most bee ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿš” jobs ๐Ÿ’ผ are small ๐Ÿ‘Œ ones 1๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ค. But ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘ bees ๐Ÿฏ know ๐Ÿค” that every ๐Ÿ’ฏ small ๐Ÿ‘Œ job ๐Ÿ’ผ, if it's done โœ… well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ, means ๐Ÿ˜ a lot ๐Ÿ‘. But ๐Ÿ‘ choose ๐Ÿค” carefully โš  because you'll stay โœ‹ in the job ๐Ÿ’ผ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ pick โ› for the rest ๐Ÿ˜ช of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ life ๐Ÿ’“
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kr1stn0voselic ยท 6 months ago
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Molly on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฝ the ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ‘ง๐ŸŒก ๐Ÿ”›โ›“ beat ๐ŸฅŠ ๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿคœ Hump ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’† me, โž•๐Ÿ‘ซ ๐Ÿ’ fuck ๐Ÿ‘ˆ me ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ– โž• Daddy ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช โ™ฅ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’• better ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ค make ๐Ÿ–Œ ๐Ÿ˜ me ๐Ÿ’ฆ choke ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ†˜ (you ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ซ better) ๐Ÿ‘… Hump ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’† me, ๐Ÿ’– ๐ŸŽ… fuck ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ me ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿšท My ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑ tunnel ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’• loves โค๐Ÿ’˜ โค โค to deep ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ throat โ™€ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ† (it ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ฆ do) ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ Lick, ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ lick, ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘… lick, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‘„ lick ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… (I ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿ‘ lick ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ it) ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ฐ want ๐Ÿ‘โ™€ ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ’ฆ eat ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„ yo' ๐Ÿฟ dick ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ† (I โŒจ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ do) ๐Ÿ‘Œ But ๐Ÿ™‹ ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€ โ˜ can't ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฆ โ“ fuck ๐Ÿ† up ๐Ÿ”ผ๐Ÿ‘ญ ๐Ÿ” my ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ• โŒ›๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘ฆ nails ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ’… (I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ can't) ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ญ ๐Ÿ›  So ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸŒƒ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป โ—๐Ÿ†˜ I'mma ๐Ÿ‘ pick ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค— it ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™… up ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฆƒโค ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ with ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ chopsticks ๐Ÿœ ๐Ÿœ ๐Ÿœ Mouth ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ˜ wide ๐Ÿ‘ open, ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽ mouth ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ’‹ wide โžก๐Ÿ‘ โžก ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ open ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘… Mouth ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘„ wide ๐Ÿป โžก โžกโžก open ๐Ÿ“ญ ๐Ÿ˜œ like ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ˜„ I ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ at ๐Ÿคฃโ— ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Œ the ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ‘ dentist Mouth ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜ wide ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ open, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ“–๐ŸŒŠ mouth ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜ wide ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿป open ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ“ญ Put ๐Ÿ’ โœ‹โฌ† it ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ฐ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฏ deep, ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”จ can't ๐Ÿ‘ โ™€ speak ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ธ sentence Mouth wide ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป open, ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฐ mouth ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘„๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ wide ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ โžก open ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ“ญ Mouth ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿคค wide โžก ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ open ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“– like ๐Ÿ˜„ โค๐Ÿผ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ was ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ at ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘€ ๐ŸšŸ the ๐ŸŒกโช ๐Ÿ‘ dentist Mouth ๐Ÿ˜ƒ wide โžก๐Ÿ‘ open, ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฐ mouth ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ wide โžก open ๐Ÿšช ๐Ÿ˜œ Put ๐Ÿ˜ค it ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’ฏ so ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ†˜ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜„ deep ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ‘ฑ can't โ— ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ speak ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ’ฌโ™‚ a ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’ฐ sentence ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ค My ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ fingers ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿป in ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ โ™‚ ๐ŸŒ™ it, ๐Ÿ’ฏ gentle Explore this ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘† ๐Ÿ‘€ nword ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ mental โš– I'mma โ„น ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿ˜ค write ๐Ÿ“โœ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“  my ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ช ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ’ฏ name ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” on ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ…ฑ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฌ dick ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ† (his ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšน ๐Ÿ’ฆ dick) ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ† Don't ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™… need ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ pen ๐Ÿšง ๐Ÿšง or ๐Ÿ’ฏ a ๐Ÿ˜Žโžก โ˜  ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ™ pencil (no โ™‚๐Ÿ™… I ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘จ don't) ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ™ˆ All ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿž๐ŸŒš I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ‘ need ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ is ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† my ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘– body ๐Ÿ˜ โ™€ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ƒ My ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ“ˆ pussy ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฑ pink ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– ๐ŸŽŸ just ๐Ÿ‘Œโš– like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘โค salami Don't ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž need ๐Ÿ˜‚ โœ…๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšซ drink ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿšฑ ๐Ÿบ to ๐Ÿ“ฌ get ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘พ naughty ๐ŸŽ… 'Cause ๐ŸŽ—๐Ÿ“› ๐Ÿ”„ bitch ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿšซโ™€ ๐Ÿถ I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ not โ›”๐Ÿ™… Bill ๐Ÿ“‘ ๐Ÿ“‘ ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ“‘ Cosby My ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ค๐ŸŒฎ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘– pussy ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒน mean, ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿพ and ๐Ÿ‘ โž• it's ๐Ÿ˜ตโœŠ clean ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–• ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ โŒจ not ๐Ÿ‘ โŒ ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ squirter, ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™‹ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ cream ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿจ Keep ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™Š it ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘‹ smelling like ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘‰ baby ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ‘ถ wipes I โ˜น๐Ÿป never ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซ smell ๐Ÿ˜จ like ๐Ÿ˜œโ™’ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ sardines (eew) This โฌ†๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Ž will ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ never โŒ ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ™… fucking ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ก end ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Ballerina that ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™‹ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ค dick ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ”ช when ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ โฑโฐ โฐ I โ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ spin ๐Ÿ”„ ๐Ÿฝ I โœ…๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…ฐ fucked ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ this ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘‡ nword ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ so โ“ ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ‘ good ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ…ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จ ain't swallow one ๐Ÿ˜ฌ โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜คโ™ฟ kid, ๐Ÿ˜Ž I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿค” think ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ก I ๐Ÿ”ฅ swallowed twins Hump ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’† ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’† ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’† me, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ซ fuck ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ™‚ me ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿฝ Daddy ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ’ช better ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿคก make ๐Ÿ™‹ ๐Ÿ‘จโ™€ me ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ choke ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ˜œ (you ๐Ÿ˜œ better) โฌ† ๐Ÿฌโ†— ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Hump ๐Ÿ’† ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’† me, ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿค— fuck ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ˜ me My ๐Ÿฆโ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ˜ tunnel ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• loves โคโค ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ—ฃ โœŒ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŒ throat ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ† (it ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ do) ๐Ÿคžโ“ Lick, ๐Ÿ‘… lick, ๐Ÿคž lick, ๐Ÿ‘… lick ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜› (I ๐Ÿ–• ๐Ÿ™‹ lick ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„ it) โ”๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ want ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ to โ™€๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ eat ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŒฎ yo' ๐Ÿค˜ dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† (I ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ญ do) ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ˜ค But ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘โœ‹ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† can't ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ fuck ๐Ÿ‘… up ๐Ÿ‘Ž โฐ my ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ™ nails ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ– (I ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘ can't) ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ So ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ I'mma ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐Ÿ‘€ pick ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ†™ โ› โ› it ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ up ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ”บ ๐Ÿ”ผโฌ† with ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ป chopsticks ๐Ÿœ ๐Ÿœ Mouth ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ’‹ wide ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ open, ๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿ“– mouth ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ’‹ wide โžก โžก open ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ Mouth ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™Š wide ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ โžก open like ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ˜ฐ at ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ dentist Mouth ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ wide ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ open, ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ mouth ๐Ÿ˜ท wide ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป โžก open ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜œ Put ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿป it โ™€๐Ÿฟ so ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿšœ โ—๐Ÿคœ deep, ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™‡ ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ™‹ can't ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ speak ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ—ฃ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ sentence ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคœ Mouth ๐Ÿ˜ƒ wide โžก๐Ÿ‘ open, ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ˜œ mouth ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ wide ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ open ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‘ Mouth ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ wide ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ open ๐Ÿ“– like โ™‚โค ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸฆŠ I ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฐ was ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿคฃ at ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ dentist Mouth ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜– wide โžกโžก โžก โžก open, ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ…ฑ mouth ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜ wide โžก open ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ Put ๐Ÿ˜ it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’– so ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ†” ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿšœ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ I โฌ‡ ๐Ÿ™‡ can't ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ”ซ speak ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ๐Ÿ—ฃ a ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ sentence ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ˜ค Just ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿฉ come ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ put ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿพ it โŒจ down ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘‡ my ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™ˆ butt ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฉ โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ฅ (my ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ’โ˜Ž butt) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฉโ˜บ Let's ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ™† โŒ โœ‹ shoot ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ…ฐ ๐ŸŽ“ movie, ๐ŸŽž ๐Ÿ˜ค no ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘€ โŒ ๐ŸŒˆ cuts ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ”ช Ride the ๐Ÿ“ข ๐Ÿ‘จ dick, get ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ“œ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† my ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘„ nipples ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ licked That's ๐Ÿ˜ breastfeeding while ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ•‘โ™€ ๐Ÿ’ฏ we ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿผ fuck ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ Finna ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ โ™€โ™€ get ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿผ ๐ŸŒŽ ๐Ÿ‘ dick ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘ firm You ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘‰ better ๐Ÿ‘…โ™ฅ ๐Ÿฌ โœจ sweat ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฐ ๐Ÿ˜ซ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ out ๐Ÿ‘… of ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ– my ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿป perm ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ Can't ๐Ÿ—‘ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ wait ๐ŸšŸ till ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ป it's ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ก ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿ‘ˆ my ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ turn I โ™€๐Ÿ‘ wanna ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’‘ blow ๐ŸŒฌ ๐ŸŒฌ bubbles ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต with ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ sperm ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Wanna hit ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿ˜ต it โ“ ๐Ÿ‘Œ from ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ—ฃ the ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ‘ back, ๐Ÿ”™ let ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘โŒ me โ™€ ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ arch my ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿƒโ™‚ back ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜” Once โ‰๐Ÿณ โ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ I ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ˜œ arch my ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜„ back โฌ…๐Ÿ“ต ๐Ÿ˜ป That ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰ mean ๐Ÿพ โ“๐ŸŽ“ attack ๐Ÿคผโš” this ๐Ÿ‘‰โ€ผ โ™‚ ๐Ÿค— pussy ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘ Don't ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ need ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™… a ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ โฐ pornstar, 'cause ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„
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ripempezardexerox ยท 2 years ago
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I remember the day I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ first heard โ™€ electronic music ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I knew back โŒ then this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ illegal ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ถ computer sound ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š was ๐Ÿ‘ gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ป be ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿšซ my call ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ“ž My ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†’ heart โฌ… got ๐Ÿ˜ฑ hooked ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™ on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ‘Ž 4 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ by ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 4 beats When ๐Ÿ’ฆ house ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ซ took โŒ› his ๐Ÿ‘ journey with ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฏ Jack Chicago and ๐ŸšŸ Acid ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ House Now ๐Ÿ”จ my ๐Ÿฟ heart ๐Ÿ’”โค is ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ hooked ๐Ÿ‘™ forever ๐Ÿ’œโณ It's ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚ in ๐Ÿ˜ my ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ…ฑ soul, in my ๐Ÿ‘ฆโ™‚ veins On ๐Ÿ”› my ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ช mind 24/7 ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑ I don't care if ๐Ÿ‘ it's ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ french-tek, hardstyle, hardcore, ๐Ÿ˜ž old school ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‘ or ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ† jump ๐Ÿป I don't understand people ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘จ who are โ™€๐Ÿ‘Œ satisfied with ๐Ÿ‘ ordinary pop music ๐ŸŽท They just ๐Ÿ‘ listen ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ™‰ to whatever ๐Ÿ‘† radio stations decide they ๐Ÿ˜„ should like Followed ๐Ÿ˜ฃ by ๐Ÿ‘ผ an ๐Ÿ˜† overkill of ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’… ring ๐Ÿ’ tone commercials ๐Ÿ“ป meant ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ for kids ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ผ And ๐ŸŽ… my ๐Ÿ’– god, ๐Ÿ˜  they like ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ it! Some โณ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘จ even think that ๐Ÿ˜ณ house ๐Ÿ  clubs are ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ข for weirdos only! Maybe they're ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿฝ right, ๐Ÿฟ maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰ we ๐Ÿ‘งโ™‚ are โ“๐Ÿ’ฆ weird Maybe this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ music is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ weird ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› and ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ clubs are ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ overrated But we're in โฌ‡๐Ÿ“ฅ this ๐Ÿ˜€ together, ๐Ÿ‘ซ we're in this ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ–– for ๐Ÿ† the ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ซ love ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“ of beats, For ๐Ÿ’ฏ the โช๐Ÿ“œ love ๐Ÿ’š of ๐Ÿ‘ loops If ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฅ you're in ๐Ÿ‘‡ the ๐Ÿ‘ scene, ๐Ÿ•‘ being ๐Ÿ™† a โ˜  DJ seems ๐Ÿ”ฅ like ๐Ÿ—ฃ a ๐Ÿ˜ฏ natural path ๐Ÿ›ฃ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ follow ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ Ha, and ๐Ÿ’ฆ back ๐Ÿ‘โ†ฉ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ’ž days DJ's were ๐Ÿ‘ถ weird people who liked ๐Ÿ™‹ music ๐ŸŽถ in ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ a weird way ๐Ÿ˜ซโ†• Back โฌ… then you would ๐Ÿ’ž have ๐Ÿ…ฐ to โšซ be ๐Ÿ…ฐ a ๐Ÿ‘ฆ nerd ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ to ๐Ÿ‘ become a ๐Ÿ‘จ DJ Nowadays everybody ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’ wants to be ๐Ÿ a DJ Nowadays everybody wants to โธ be that ๐Ÿ‘† nerd ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฟ It sickens me, I hate ๐Ÿ˜ค those smart ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค“ asses ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ who think ๐Ÿ’ญ that ๐Ÿ•ต DJ is ๐ŸŠ an ๐Ÿ’‰ easy way ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘„ to get ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ…ฑ laid Well... get ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐ŸŒพ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž life! If ๐Ÿ‘ you're ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜ก not in ๐Ÿ“ฅ๐Ÿ‘‡ it for the โ›ช๐Ÿ‘… love ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ธ of ๐Ÿ‘ถ the music, ๐ŸŽถ would ๐Ÿ‘ช you please ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ fuck off! ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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sh4k-thing ยท 2 years ago
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i ๐Ÿ•ด LOVE you ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿผ so much โœ‹๐Ÿ™€ i'd ๐Ÿป collect each ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ star โ˜€โญ and ๐Ÿฝโž• put ๐Ÿ‘โฌ† it ๐Ÿ‘Š in ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‰ a jar ๐Ÿฅ› for ๐ŸŽ… you ๐Ÿ‘‰ so ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘… could ๐Ÿ˜ˆ have light ๐Ÿ’ก all ๐Ÿ‘Œ the time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•ง and ๐Ÿ˜ that would take ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ“ด a while but ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ for you ๐ŸŽ† like ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฏ id ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ put ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ myself ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ through ๐ŸšŸ hell ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ…ฑ back ๐Ÿ”™ id stick ๐Ÿ˜ญ my ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘จ arm ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ in a garbage ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ—‘ disposal (idk ๐Ÿ˜‚ why ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ“ anything would ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿฝ lead โค to โœŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ that ๐Ÿ˜ but) โ˜น like ๐Ÿ‘ literally ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‹ you ๐Ÿ’ฆ are fucking awesome ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ˜€ and โœ” amazing ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ and ๐Ÿ™ hhhhh dhhshshhss ily
(i had to run it through an emojipasta genarator or else i wouldve cried typing this bc you're amazing)
LMAODJDJSJD TYSM??
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infiniteoreos ยท 4 years ago
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Hey, ๐Ÿ˜œ bud? ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฅ Iโ€™ll โญ๐Ÿ‘‰ be ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š honest. ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป saying ๐Ÿ—ฃ Cishet dni is ๐Ÿ˜ง really offensive. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ itโ€™s not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… just ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ’ž me ๐Ÿ˜ who โ“๐Ÿ˜‚ thinks ๐Ÿ’ญ so. ๐ŸŒน Iโ€™ve asked โ™‚๐Ÿ™ several of ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘จ my friends and they ๐Ÿ’ฅโš– agree (all LGBTQ+ members.) Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ฏ put ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฐ it plainly. itโ€™s โ‰ Heterophobic and ๐Ÿ‘ Cisphobic. Itโ€™s also โž•๐Ÿ˜’ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿผ as ๐ŸŒ offensive as saying โ€œLGBTQ+ dniโ€œ, as if ๐Ÿ‘€ somethingโ€˜s ๐Ÿ‘… wrong ๐Ÿ”‘ with ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ™ community. ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ There isnโ€™t. If Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿค” extremely ๐Ÿ˜ฌ wrong โ™‚ to mistreat a ๐Ÿ…ฑ community ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ฅ for ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฐ their love โŒ of freedom to change ๐ŸšŸ their gender, โ™ปโ™‚ like ๐Ÿ‘ those of ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ same โ™€๐Ÿ’ฉ or โž• differing gender โ™€โ™€ or no ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ gender โ™€โ™ป at all, etc., how ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ˜ shaming someone ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘ค whoโ€™s content โ˜บ๐Ÿ‘Œ with ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ˜ญ the body ๐Ÿ™† they were born ๐Ÿ‘ถ in ๐Ÿšช and ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ…ฑ attracted only ๐Ÿ˜ค to the ๐Ÿ‘ opposite gender โ™ปโ™‚ acceptable? ๐Ÿ˜• And please do ๐Ÿ‘‰ not use ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ– the excuse ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšช that ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘† only ๐Ÿ’ถ mean ๐Ÿ˜ก the ๐Ÿ‘ Homophobic and ๐Ÿ‘ Transphobic โš  Cishets. If ๐ŸŽ… you mean that, ๐Ÿ˜ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ†˜ that. I ๐Ÿ’ฐ say ๐Ÿฏ this ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ not as a ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ jerk move. โ˜ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ˆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘€ this ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ™Ž as ๐Ÿฟ fact. ๐Ÿ““ You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ seem like ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ a hateful person.
Hey, ๐Ÿ˜œ bud? ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฅ Iโ€™ll โญ๐Ÿ‘‰ be ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š honest. ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป saying ๐Ÿ—ฃ Cishet dni is ๐Ÿ˜ง really offensive. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ itโ€™s not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… just ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ’ž me ๐Ÿ˜ who โ“๐Ÿ˜‚ thinks ๐Ÿ’ญ so. ๐ŸŒน Iโ€™ve asked โ™‚๐Ÿ™ several of ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘จ my friends and they ๐Ÿ’ฅโš– agree (all LGBTQ+ members.) Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ฏ put ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฐ it plainly. itโ€™s โ‰ Heterophobic and ๐Ÿ‘ Cisphobic. Itโ€™s also โž•๐Ÿ˜’ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿผ as ๐ŸŒ offensive as saying โ€œLGBTQ+ dniโ€œ, as if ๐Ÿ‘€ somethingโ€˜s ๐Ÿ‘… wrong ๐Ÿ”‘ with ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ™ community. ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ There isnโ€™t. If Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿค” extremely ๐Ÿ˜ฌ wrong โ™‚ to mistreat a ๐Ÿ…ฑ community ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ฅ for ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฐ their love โŒ of freedom to change ๐ŸšŸ their gender, โ™ปโ™‚ like ๐Ÿ‘ those of ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ same โ™€๐Ÿ’ฉ or โž• differing gender โ™€โ™€ or no ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ gender โ™€โ™ป at all, etc., how ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ˜ shaming someone ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘ค whoโ€™s content โ˜บ๐Ÿ‘Œ with ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ˜ญ the body ๐Ÿ™† they were born ๐Ÿ‘ถ in ๐Ÿšช and ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ…ฑ attracted only ๐Ÿ˜ค to the ๐Ÿ‘ opposite gender โ™ปโ™‚ acceptable? ๐Ÿ˜• And please do ๐Ÿ‘‰ not use ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ– the excuse ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšช that ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘† only ๐Ÿ’ถ mean ๐Ÿ˜ก the ๐Ÿ‘ Homophobic and ๐Ÿ‘ Transphobic โš  Cishets. If ๐ŸŽ… you mean that, ๐Ÿ˜ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ†˜ that. I ๐Ÿ’ฐ say ๐Ÿฏ this ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ not as a ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ jerk move. โ˜ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ˆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘€ this ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ™Ž as ๐Ÿฟ fact. ๐Ÿ““ You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ seem like ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ a hateful person.
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WHEN ๐Ÿ˜‚ I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜Ž STEPPED ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพ OUT into ๐Ÿ” the โ›“ bright sunlight from the ๐Ÿ˜ฑ darkness of ๐Ÿ•ฏ the ๐Ÿฟ movie house, ๐Ÿ  I had โšก๐Ÿ’ฆ only ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ two things on ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ค mind: ๐Ÿค” Paul ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™… Newman and a ๐Ÿ‡ ride home. ๐Ÿก I ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ was ๐Ÿ…ฐ wishing ๐Ÿ‘‡ I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ looked ๐Ÿ‘ like Paul ๐Ÿคก Newman--- he looks ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ tough ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ค and ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ฆ I don't--- but I ๐Ÿ‘ guess ๐Ÿ˜ฆ my ๐Ÿ“– own looks ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ aren't so ๐Ÿ’ฏ bad. I ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‹ have ๐Ÿ”’ light-brown, ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ•ฏ almost-red ๐Ÿ’ฏ hair ๐Ÿ’ˆ and ๐ŸšŸ greenish-gray eyes. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ I wish they were more gray, ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ because ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿ‘โŒจ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก most guys ๐Ÿ˜‘ that have ๐Ÿ˜ฐ green ๐Ÿ’š eyes, ๐Ÿ˜ถ but ๐Ÿ’ I have ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ฉ to โžก be ๐Ÿป content โ˜บ๐Ÿ’ฏ with what ๐Ÿ˜… I ๐Ÿ‘ have. ๐Ÿ…ฑ My ๐Ÿ‘จ hair ๐Ÿ’ˆ is longer ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜’ than a ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ‘“ lot of ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ฅ boys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ wear ๐Ÿ‘— theirs, squared off ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ฆ in back and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ long ๐Ÿ† at ๐Ÿ‘จ the ๐Ÿ—บ๐Ÿ”Š front ๐Ÿ” and sides, but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•ต am ๐Ÿคท a ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ greaser and ๐Ÿ‘ most โ˜บโž• of ๐Ÿ“€ my neighborhood rarely bothers to ๐Ÿ’ธ get a ๐Ÿ…ฐ haircut. Besides, I ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒˆ look ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ better with long hair. I ๐Ÿ‘ had ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ long ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•› walk ๐Ÿšถ home ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and no ๐Ÿ˜ฉ company, but ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜œ I โ™‚๐Ÿ™ˆ usually lone it โžก๐Ÿ‘บ anyway, for ๐Ÿ‘ no reason ๐Ÿปโ™€ except ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ that I like ๐Ÿ˜ป to ๐Ÿ‘ watch movies ๐ŸŽญ undisturbed so ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ I ๐Ÿ˜‹ can โ— get into ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ“ฅ them and ๐Ÿ‘ live ๐Ÿ˜‡ them with ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฅ actors. When ๐Ÿ‘ป I ๐Ÿ‘ see a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’‹ movie ๐ŸŽฅ with ๐Ÿ‘ someone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ it's ๐Ÿ’จ kind โ—๐Ÿ™ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ uncomfortable, ๐Ÿ˜จ like ๐Ÿ˜ค having ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿฝ someone ๐Ÿ™‡ read ๐Ÿ“– your โžก๐Ÿ‘‰ book ๐Ÿ•ถ over your ๐Ÿป shoulder. I'm ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘† different ๐Ÿ‘‰ that ๐Ÿ™Ž way. โ†•๐Ÿ˜ฒ I ๐Ÿ’• mean, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ my second- oldest brother, ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Soda, who ๐Ÿ˜‚ is ๐Ÿ˜ฉ sixteen-going-on-seventeen, never ๐Ÿผโ™€ cracks a book ๐Ÿ“– at all, ๐ŸŒ and my ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ oldest brother, ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค Darrel, who โ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚ we call ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’ Darry, works ๐Ÿ‘ฉ too ๐Ÿคก long ๐Ÿ•— and hard ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† to ๐Ÿ–‡ be interested ๐Ÿ’ฆ in ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ‘ a story ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š or drawing a ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ picture, ๐Ÿ“ท so I'm not ๐Ÿ™… like ๐Ÿ˜„ them. โ„ And โž•๐Ÿ‘ nobody ๐Ÿค in ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ our ๐Ÿ”ฅ gang digs movies ๐ŸŽฅ and ๐Ÿ€ books the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ way I ๐Ÿ™‹ do. ๐Ÿ’ฏ For a while there, ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ’ง thought I was the only ๐Ÿ’ฏ person in ๐Ÿ‘ the โœŠ world that did. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™€ So I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ loned it. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ Soda tries ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ช understand, at ๐Ÿ˜Ž least, ๐Ÿ˜ด which ๐Ÿ‘ is more โž• than Darry does. ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‹ But ๐Ÿ˜ค then, ๐Ÿ˜’ Soda is ๐Ÿป different โ†” from ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜‚ anybody; ๐Ÿป he ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿšน understands everything, almost. Like he's ๐Ÿ‹ never ๐Ÿ™… hollering at ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ† me ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ all ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’‚ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿƒ time the way โ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฒ Darry is, ๐ŸšŸ or ๐Ÿ’ treating me ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜˜ as ๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿคท I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ was ๐Ÿ’ฆ six instead ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ค fourteen. ๐Ÿ”ž I ๐Ÿšซ love ๐Ÿ˜ Soda more โž• than I've ever ๐Ÿ™… loved ๐Ÿ˜ anyone, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ด even ๐Ÿ†— Mom and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Dad. ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ด He's always โณ๐Ÿ•” happy-go-lucky ๐Ÿค— and โœŠ grinning, while ๐Ÿปโ™€ Darry's hard ๐Ÿ† and ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ† firm and โ˜บ๐Ÿฝ rarely grins at ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ† all. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŒŽ But then, ๐Ÿ˜  Darry's gone through ๐Ÿ˜ฉ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot โ€ผ in ๐Ÿ•ถ๐Ÿ˜ his ๐Ÿ’ฏ twenty ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ years, โฐโฑ grown up ๐Ÿ‘€ too ๐Ÿ‘Œ fast. ๐Ÿ’จ Sodapop'll never โ›” grow ๐Ÿ†™ up ๐Ÿ‘† at all. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜• I don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ know which ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ way's the ๐Ÿ† best. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜˜ I'll ๐Ÿ‘… find ๐Ÿ” out ๐ŸŽ one of ๐Ÿ’ฆ these days. ๐Ÿ–โฐ Anyway, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I went ๐Ÿš— on ๐Ÿ˜ฉ walking ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ home, thinking โ“๐Ÿค” about ๐Ÿค” the movie, ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ then ๐Ÿ˜ suddenly wishing ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ I had some ๐Ÿ‘ฆ company. ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿข Greasers can't ๐Ÿ’ฆ walk ๐Ÿšถ alone too ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ก much or they'll get ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ jumped, or ๐Ÿšซ someone will come ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ by ๐Ÿ‘Œโšก and ๐Ÿ‘ scream ๐Ÿ˜ฑ "Greaser!" at ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ† them, ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ˜  which ๐Ÿ‘โ“ doesn't make โœ‹ you ๐Ÿ’ฆโ™‚ feel ๐Ÿ’“ too ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Ž hot, ๐Ÿ”ฅ if ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘‰ know ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿค” what ๐Ÿšซ I ๐Ÿ•ต mean. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ We ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿƒ get ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† jumped by the โšฐ๐Ÿ˜ซ Socs. I'm not ๐Ÿ™… sure ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š how ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” you spell ๐Ÿ”ค๐Ÿ”ค it, ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ but ๐Ÿ‘ it's the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ abbreviation for ๐ŸŽ„ the ๐Ÿ† Socials, the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† jet โœˆ set, the ๐Ÿ‘ฆ West-side rich kids. ๐Ÿ‘ฆ It's like ๐Ÿ—ฃ the ๐Ÿ‘ term "greaser," which โœŒ๐Ÿ™Œ is ๐Ÿ“ƒ used ๐ŸšŸ๐ŸŽถ to ๐ŸŒˆโœ‚ class ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿค“ all ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ† us ๐Ÿ˜ boys ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ on โ™‚ the ๐Ÿ‘ East ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ Side. โฉ We're ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฌ poorer than โ™€ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฅ Socs and the โžก๐Ÿ‘ง middle ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• class. I reckon we're ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘จ wilder, too. Not like ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ the ๐Ÿ‘ Socs, who jump ๐Ÿป greasers and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿž wreck houses and ๐Ÿ˜ฉ throw beer ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ blasts for kicks, and get editorials in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘ paper ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ for being ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ a public disgrace one day and ๐Ÿ‘ an โ˜บ๐Ÿ‘น asset to ๐Ÿ’ฆ society the ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ next. โฉ Greasers are almost like hoods; we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ steal ๐Ÿ‘ฎ things and ๐Ÿ‘โ™‚ drive old ๐Ÿ˜“ souped-up cars and ๐Ÿ™… hold up ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ’ gas stations and ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฆ have a
gang ๐Ÿ‘Œ fight ๐Ÿ˜ก once ๐Ÿณ in a ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿฟ while. I โญ don't ๐Ÿšซ mean I ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ‘€ do ๐Ÿ‘€ things like ๐Ÿ˜„ that. ๐Ÿ‘‰ Darry would kill me if I got into ๐Ÿ…ฑ trouble ๐Ÿ†˜ with ๐Ÿ˜ the police. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿš“ Since Mom ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ and Dad were ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง killed ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ซ in an ๐Ÿป auto ๐Ÿค– wreck, the ๐Ÿ’ฐ three ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ us get ๐Ÿ˜› to ๐Ÿต stay together ๐Ÿ‘จ only โ˜โ˜ as ๐Ÿ˜ฅ long ๐Ÿ“ as ๐Ÿ•‘ we behave. So ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ Soda and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ I stay ๐Ÿš€ out ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฌ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ trouble as ๐Ÿ’ฐ much โž•๐Ÿ’˜ as ๐Ÿ–‡๐Ÿ‘ we ๐Ÿ‘ฆ can, ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ‘ we're careful ๐Ÿ˜จ not ๐Ÿšซ to ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ† get ๐Ÿ‰ caught ๐Ÿพ when ๐Ÿ•™ we ๐Ÿ‘ฆ can't. I ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘จ only ๐Ÿ•ฆ๐Ÿ‘ mean that ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ most โž•๐ŸฆŠ greasers do ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ…ฑ things ๐Ÿ”ฑโ˜„ like that, ๐Ÿ† just like ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ‘ we ๐Ÿ‘‰ wear our hair ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ˆ long ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ˜Ž and ๐Ÿ‘ dress in blue ๐Ÿ‘ jeans and ๐Ÿ‘ T-shirts, โŒ or leave our ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฅ shirttails out and โž•๐Ÿ™… wear leather jackets and ๐Ÿ‘ tennis shoes or ๐Ÿ’ boots. I'm not saying that ๐Ÿ˜ค either Socs orgreasers are better; that's ๐ŸšŸ๐ŸšŸ just ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ way ๐Ÿคง things ๐Ÿ•‘ are. I โ™‚ could have ๐Ÿ‘ waited to go to the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป movies until โฐ Darry or ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿ• Sodapop got off ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ด work. They would have gone ๐Ÿ˜ซ with ๐Ÿ…ฑ me, ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿฟ or driven me there, ๐Ÿ—‘ or โž•๐Ÿ’ฐ walked along, ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”š although Soda just can't ๐Ÿ’ฐ sit ๐Ÿ’บ still ๐Ÿšธ long ๐Ÿ† enough to ๐Ÿ’ฆ enjoy a ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ movie and they bore Darry to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ death. โ˜  Darry thinks his life is enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ without ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ inspecting other people's. ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ“ฃ Or โŒ๐Ÿ“‰ I could ๐Ÿ‘ˆ have ๐Ÿ˜ฉ gotten one โ™ฟ of ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ gang ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž to come ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ along, ๐Ÿ’ one of the four ๐ŸŽง boys ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Darry and ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฐ Soda and I ๐Ÿ˜ have ๐Ÿ’ช grown up with and consider ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” family. ๐Ÿ‘จ We're ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฆ almost โ–ถ๐Ÿ’ฆ as close ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšซ as ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’‘ brothers; ๐Ÿ‘ฌ when ๐Ÿ•’โฐ you ๐Ÿ‘ธ grow ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ up in a โšพ tight-knit neighborhood like ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ ours you ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘ˆ get ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ know ๐Ÿ˜โ“ each ๐Ÿ‘ other ๐Ÿ‘ช real well. If I ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค” had ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ† thought ๐Ÿค” about it, ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿคฃ could ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’– have called โ˜ Darry and โš”๐Ÿ’ก he ๐Ÿ‘ฑ would have come ๐Ÿ’ฆ by on ๐Ÿ™‡ his way โžก๐Ÿ‘Ÿ home and ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ picked me up, ๐Ÿ”บ or ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿšจ Two-Bit ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’ Mathews--- one โ˜ of our ๐ŸšŸ gang--- ๐Ÿ’Ž would ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ have ๐Ÿ‘ come ๐Ÿ’ง to get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’€ me ๐Ÿ˜ in his ๐Ÿ‘ car ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš˜ if ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚ I had ๐Ÿ˜ญ asked ๐Ÿค” him, ๐Ÿ˜ฅ but sometimes ๐Ÿ”œ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ just don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™ˆ use ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ head. ๐ŸฆŠ It drives my ๐Ÿ‘– brother Darry nuts ๐Ÿฅœ when I ๐Ÿ’• do ๐Ÿ’• stuff ๐Ÿ‘€ like that, ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ 'cause ๐Ÿ‘ฑ I'm supposed ๐Ÿ‘ to be ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ smart; I make good ๐Ÿ‘Œ grades and have ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ด a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ high โ˜๐Ÿ™ƒ IQ and ๐ŸŽ… everything, but ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ณ I ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿ˜ก use ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จโš  head. Besides, I ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ˜€ walking.
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George not ๐ŸšซโŒ found ๐Ÿป and the Lorax are ๐Ÿ‘€ in love. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’• U ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ† may ๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ“… not ๐Ÿ™… think ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ญ itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ฏ possible because George hates ๐Ÿ˜  trees ๐ŸŒณ because โœ”๐Ÿ’ he ๐Ÿ‘‚ is ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช British and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป they ๐Ÿ˜ˆ donโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ก have trees there โœ”๐Ÿ†— but ๐Ÿ‘น they make ๐Ÿ–• it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ค work. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ผ Every ๐Ÿพ seen ๐Ÿค” a ๐Ÿ–ค British person โ™‚๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘Œ tree ๐ŸŽ„ in ๐Ÿ‘ธ the ๐Ÿ‘‰ same ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜Ž room? Thatโ€™s ๐ŸšŸ what I ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’ though. ๐Ÿคฅ Bitch. ๐Ÿฟ One ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸšŸ day ๐Ÿ˜Ž the ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘จ Lorax was like โ€œyo ๐Ÿ˜’ yo my โ™‚ bro โค โ€œ(because the Lorax is a ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ…ฑ hypebeast frat boy I ๐Ÿ‘จ donโ€™t make ๐Ÿ™… the rules ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“œ I only enforce โ™‚ them ๐Ÿ˜ฌ with my ๐ŸŽ„ desert eagle) ๐Ÿฆ… โ€œwhatโ€™s โœ‰ poppenโ€™โ€ he said ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ฌ stroking ๐Ÿ†โœŠ his neon orange beard. George blushed because ๐Ÿšฑ he ๐Ÿ‘ˆ loved ๐Ÿ˜ a humanoid tree ๐ŸŽ„ person with facial hair ๐Ÿ’ˆ yes โ€ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ sir. ๐Ÿ‘ โ€œWhat?โ€ Says George not ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿšซ found ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘Œ sipping his โœ‹โ™‚ gamer ๐Ÿ‘ค juice. ๐Ÿ˜› โ€œI got ๐Ÿธ you a present ๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ€ bbygurrl.โ€ Screams ๐Ÿ˜ฑ the Lorax, slapping the ๐Ÿ‘ฉ G-Fuel ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ…ฐ out ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿผ of ๐Ÿšจ Georgeโ€™s hand. โ€œWhat ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ the ๐Ÿ‘โž• fuck! LORAX YOU โ˜ ๐Ÿ‘ KNOW ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ LOVE ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ MY ๐Ÿ’ต G-Fuel!โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฐ Screeches minecraft โ› YouTuber ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ George not ๐Ÿšซ found. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ The Lorax blushes, touching his ๐Ÿ’ฆ index figures together and ๐Ÿ’ฆ using his ๐Ÿฅ‡ facial hair ๐Ÿ’ˆ to โ™‚ retrieve a ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฐ box from the void. YouTuber George not ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿšซ found gasps,โ€ oh ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Lorax you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘† didnโ€™t!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‘ โ€œI ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’• dwid UWUโ€ ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ says the ๐Ÿ‘Œ Lorax, โ€œWill you ๐Ÿ’Ÿ make ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป me ๐Ÿ‘ the happiest anthropermophic orange hippie creature ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ on this ๐Ÿ™Œ side of ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ˜ฃ [REDACTED]?โ€ โ€œYes oh ๐Ÿ‘ถโ˜น a ๐Ÿ’ฐโ†˜ thousand times yes!โ€ ๐Ÿค— They got ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿธ married the ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ next ๐Ÿ“… day at a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฐ supreme themed wedding. ๐Ÿ‘ฐ George wore a โ” Gucci tux and the ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ Lorax wore nothing because ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’ he is ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘‰ one ๐Ÿ’โ™ฟ with ๐Ÿ‘ nature. Somewhere in โœ๐Ÿ™Œ the distance a ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘Œ pissbaby posted ๐Ÿ™€โœ‰ a Craigslist add ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ for ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ† another British man to be ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšซ his sugar ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿญ baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ no ๐Ÿ…ฑ pics ๐Ÿ–ผ just ๐Ÿ‘Œ conversation men ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคก 20-45. ๐Ÿ†—๐ŸŽ‰
Did they remove the 500 character limit to asks.
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iwouldfuckillinois ยท 5 years ago
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you ever considered any accidental confessions for illy?? him being suave is neat but like,,, how would he slip up and accidentally reveal he's not playing with you and genuinely has feelings?? -๐Ÿ…ฑ
I must say, Iโ€™m a bit conflicted on this one.
I wanna say it happens after he almost loses you on adventure? him just cradling you and whispering to you. Things like assurances that everything is okay and telling you that you should be more careful, also accidentally adding on something like โ€œI canโ€™t lose you, I love you too much...โ€. A moment of staring at each other in shock, him about to apologize as you quickly tell him you feel the same.
On the other hand, though, it could also when you two are just resting, maybe youโ€™re sitting close together on a chair in front of a campfire. He has his arm thrown around you and youโ€™ve just casually resting your head on his shoulder. He absentmindedly kisses your forehead and whispers โ€œI love youโ€ without really noticing, and you tell him you love him back, also not noticing. Just a little later he has a moment of realization. You both just sort of stare each other, flustered, and shyly explain your feelings.
So, yeah. I really donโ€™t know which one it might be. You can choose whatever you prefer, I guess.
And I know itโ€™s all so incredibly clichรฉ, but can we really have Illy without everything being that was? The man himself is a clichรฉ.
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polyhedr0n ยท 4 years ago
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a guard named fanta. that is all of the drink-named ocs i have. please forgive me. -๐Ÿ…ฑ(a follower that hasnt sent an ask before)
THANK YOU!!!! we love your fanta ok? loooove them
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honeyboyfelix ยท 6 years ago
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Thats a lie we have hella respect for you but you just dont acknowledge it ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ’Ÿ and you know that's a lie bc you love my cult ๐Ÿ’Ÿ
The cult...that i was bullied into joining.... and occationally turns my blog into v*re fest....that cult.....thats the cult that respects me?
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How ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฏ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can I ๐Ÿ‘ฉ be? I'm ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™‹ just โ™€ doing ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿฟ what comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† naturally How ๐Ÿ˜ก ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can I be? I'm just ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ• following my ๐Ÿ‘ˆ destiny How ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ…ฑ I be? ๐Ÿ I'm ๐Ÿ just doing ๐Ÿฟ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ’† comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ naturally How ๐Ÿ—ฃ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ธ I be? ๐Ÿผ How ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜ฎ bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž can I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ possibly be? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค” Well there's ๐Ÿ’ a principle ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿพ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ nature ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟ (Principle ๐Ÿ‘ด of nature) ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿƒ That almost ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ every ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ creature ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ knows โ‰๐Ÿ‘ƒ Called โฑ survival of the ๐Ÿ˜ณ fittest (Survival of โ˜ช the ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฆ fittest) And ๐Ÿ‘ check โœ”๐Ÿ’ธ it โ”๐Ÿ˜ this ๐Ÿ˜Žโฌ† is ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ…ฑ how ๐Ÿ’ฏ it ๐Ÿ‘ goes The animal that โ™‚๐ŸŽ… eats ๐Ÿ˜ฉ gotta scratch And fight ๐Ÿ‘ฟ and claw and ๐Ÿ‘ bite ๐Ÿ‘„ and punch ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š And โœ๐Ÿ˜ the animal that ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜ doesn't Well โœŒ the animal that doesn't Winds ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘ someone ๐Ÿ‘ else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm โ˜๐Ÿ’ฐ just ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘Œ sayin' How ๐Ÿ’ฏ ba-a-a-ad can I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ be? ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ I'm just โ™€๐ŸŒ doing what comes naturally How ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ซ I be? ๐Ÿ I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ just ๐Ÿ•› following my ๐Ÿ‘จ destiny How ba-a-a-ad can ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•ต be? ๐Ÿ‘Ž I'm ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿป just โ˜  doing ๐Ÿ“Œ what ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ naturally How ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can I ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ be? ๐Ÿ How ๐Ÿ—ฃ bad ๐Ÿ˜ can ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ I ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ… possibly be? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ There's ๐Ÿ‘Œ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ญ principle ๐Ÿพ in โ™‚ business ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’‰ (Principle ๐Ÿ‘ด in ๐Ÿ™Œ business) ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ธ That everybody knows ๐Ÿค” is ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿ‘ sound ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ It says ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—จ the ๐Ÿ–ฅ people with the money ๐Ÿ’ฑ (People with the money) ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ถ Make ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘จ this ever-loving ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™… world ๐Ÿ”ช go 'round So ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•ฅ I'm biggering my ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ”ฅ company ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ˜ณ I'm biggering my ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘– factory ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค biggering my corporate sign Everybody out ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ˜ there, ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ’ฆ take ๐Ÿ‘€โ™ฆ care of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ yours And ๐Ÿ‘ me? I'll ๐Ÿ‘€ take ๐Ÿ‘† care of ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ก Mine, ๐Ÿ’ป mine, ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ› mine, โ˜บ mine, ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿค— mine (Shake that bottom โฌ‡ line) ใ€ฐ Let me hear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ you say Smogulous smoke ๐Ÿšฌ (Smogulous smoke) ๐Ÿšฌ Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop) Complain all ๐Ÿ’ฏ you want, ๐Ÿค• it's ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ™Œ never ever, โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜  ever, ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ˜„ ever ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’ป gonna stop โŒ Come ๐Ÿ’ฆ on ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฐ how bad ๐Ÿ‘ฆ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜œ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ possibly be? How ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ…ฑ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can I ๐Ÿ˜‚ be? ๐Ÿ I'm ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฆ just โ—๐Ÿ˜ค building an ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ’ถ economy How ba-a-a-ad can I ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคด be? ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ Just ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ look at me ๐Ÿ‘ฟ pettin' this โš ๐Ÿ˜ค puppy How ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can I be? A ๐Ÿ’ฌ portion ๐Ÿ‘Œ of proceeds goes ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ charity How ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฏ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ซ I ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ be? ๐Ÿ How ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ bad can ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I ๐ŸšŸ possibly be? Let's ๐Ÿ™‹ see ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ (How ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All ๐Ÿ˜„ the customers โ™‚๐Ÿป are ๐Ÿ™ buying (How ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง I be?) ๐Ÿ˜’ And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ money's ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿค‘ multiplying (How ๐Ÿค” ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can ๐Ÿ”ซ I be?) ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ And the ๐Ÿ‘ PR people ๐Ÿ‘จ are lying ๐Ÿคฅ (How ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ ba-a-a-ad can I ๐Ÿ˜ฉโŒจ be?) ๐Ÿ And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฐ the โ˜€ lawyers are ๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ™ denying (How โ“ ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ can I ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ค be?) ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿฟ Who ๐Ÿ‘€ cares if a ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘Œ few trees ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŒณ are dying? ๐Ÿ‘Œ (How ba-a-a-ad ๐Ÿ’ฐ can โ™‚ I ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– be?) ๐Ÿ This is all so ๐Ÿ˜ฐโ“ gratifying How bad... How bad ๐Ÿ’ฆ can โ˜บ๐Ÿ‘Œ this ๐ŸŒŽ possibly be? ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ
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