#i love toshi so much why do i do this shit to him

[f0ofishies]

FL*SHING THEM AFTER AN ARGUEMENT

tsukishima kei, ushijima wakatoshi, oikawa tōru

Tsukishima Kei, your beloved fiance. You loved the man to death, you swear.. it's just that he's always been like this. All of the damn time. There was one time when you argued over dinner because someone didn't want to eat Italian. Seriously? How'd you even date this guy and later on accept a ring from him.

Just kidding, he has his cute moments. The man had prioritized you a lot during his college days. He must've fallen hard for you, huh? When he did get on one knee, you thought it was a prank. Nonetheless, you said yes— already being engaged for 4 months, too!

Back on topic, he's always been a cranky mother fucker and even more when he lose that volleyball match. You looked at him— in astonishment. This man had the audacity to even be too confident in a little fun of chess?

You couldn't even believe the audacity of him. He'd been laughing at your move on your black horse.. "Gee, just get one with it, babe..!" Another ridiculing sentence from him could've sparked a fire inside you. "Hah? Seriously, why'd you even do this rematch— when you clearly don't know chess."

Your eye must've twitched at that, you love him, and you swear to that on your life. But, seriously, he's getting on your last nerve. As he quickly moved his queen, grabbing your knight in the process. You moved another piece as he smiled. "Thank god, we don't do rematches in volleyball."

Your joke immediately made his smirk turn sour. As you chuckled to your own statement, your eyes glanced up to his. He immediately gave a disgusted face at you. "What, Tsuki?—" You tease, almost pinching his face as he has moved away from your hand.

"What is your problem..?" Now that made you raise an eyebrow. "My problem—?" He can't be serious right now. And that's how he ended up giving you the silent treatment, ending the chess match when it just started. You were utterly confused... even bewildered by his actions

Knowing your fiance won't crumble to a piece of you, you just quickly called out. "Kei?" He didn't even look at you.. oh, so that's how he was going to play. "Tsuki?" No budge, huh? The man had some nerves for ignoring his future wife. "Tsukishima Kei." Last call, he finally whipped his head to you.

Rolling your shirt up— his golden brown eyes dilated at the sight of your perky, wait, wait, this was cheating. "That's right, doofus.. I know you can't ignore them." You could totally hear the clogs in his brain working. Even bouncing them a bit— He quickly pulled your shirt down. "Hey—! what was that for??"

"You're in one hell of a ride, do that shit again. I dare you, baby."

How much aura did you gain after marrying the Ushijima Wakatoshi? You, the lovely wife, as ever.. had always been the cheeky one in the marriage. During one of his games, you'd literally chant his name out so loud. Maybe the whole stadium could hear you.

He'd be there happily, holding the ring chained around his neck. Giving you a small smile— You couldn't help but beam as you show off your ring finger too! Now that was months ago, your husband came home in a sour face after meeting his parents.

"Baby, how were your parents?" You asked him, quickly smiling as you cooked your signature curry. "Fine like usual." His deep voice caught you off guard as you felt a hand crept behind you. "Oh, so what did they—" "Can we not." You tilted your head.. "Sure.. okay." You compiled because who were you to say anything about that?

You looked at him as he ate, he felt your stare. "Yes, love?" The way your hand had been tapping on to counter.. like crazy. Lost in thought, you look up at him. "Toshi.. you know you can tell me anything?" Of course he knew that so he raised an eyebrow. "I know."

You were itching to know why he's so persistent on not telling you why.. he would usually just tell you at this point. But he seriously didn't want to talk about it, so he dismissed your concerns once again. "But babe.." You whined.. something in him just snapped.

"No, can you stop trying?" You huffed at his tone of language.. it was kind of your fault for being this nosy. So now here you were having a full blow argument. Were you petty? Definitely, a hundred percent. So when your husband had genuinely left you in the kitchen. You huffed—

Clearly, he needed a lot of space, huh? Shutting the bedroom door very tight— you wanted to go sleep there, but how? He had locked it from the inside. "Toshi..?" You called out. No answer. "Ushijima Wakatoshi!" You yelled out and finally the familiar 'click!' You finally let out a sigh and practically go in fast.

He's still on the bed, clearly trying to sleep. "Toshi..~" Your sweet velvety voice intoxicating him then sliding onto the bed— even straddling onto him. Still, the man laid bare, not even checking you out. You intentionally grind, trying to find the best friction. His hands finally with all of its glory wrapped around your hips.

"Look up." Your command might've sent a shudder on your poor husband. The blood pumping down to his familiar friend down there— oh how a vixen you were.. Seriously, he saw the way you held your shirt up. Those breasts out in the air just for him. "Mmm? Want it bad?"

"I swear, wife— you're always all talk and no action.."

That Argentinan volleyball player was taken by you! Who knew he had the hots for you. Tōru Oikawa, he had recently left Japan for Argentina.. then he met you. Somehow, you two clicked. Clearly, you only thought he was just getting into your pants but nope!

The infamous girlfriend of the volleyball player never really visited his games. Probably because your work always consumed your time. Tōru was beyond okay with that— of course he was. But after such a long tiring game, all he wanted to do was a date night with you. Sadly, you were still out at work.. in overtime. How could you not remember it at all? When you came home, his first response was immediate silence. Seriously nothing!!

"Tōru?" You called out in the shared apartment, finally slipping off your shoes. Stretching your arms wide as no response. "...Babe?" You called out once more. Absolutely nothing— you panicked, of course. Already running around to find him.That's when you spotted your sulky boyfriend, buried deep into the bed among all the plushies you have.

"Shit, babe.. did something happen at practice?" You asked him as he finally noticed your presence. An immediate huffed was heard, thanks to him. "Babe..? Baby..!!" You whined the petname, trying to uncover the blankets.

There he was, your lovely boyfriend. Tōru glared at you, those dark brown hues of his. "What's made you so sour..?" You asked him once more, trying to coerce him out of his moodiness. "I wonder why." He interrupted you, that made you raise an eyebrow. "Babe..."

You were utterly clueless, even when he avoided your touches. It suddenly clicked to you, a promise to him on for a date. You internally groan at that, "Shit, Tōru you know I didn't mean to forget.." Your hand itching to grasp his— yet he pulled away once again. "You always forget about me.." He whined into your shared pillows. "No I don't.. baby.. I'll make it up to you!!" You try to reason with him.

That's what got him to lash out at you. You did kind of deserve it— so here you are on the bed trying to get a sulky Tōru out of your shared bedroom once more. An idea popped into your head! "Tōru.. I have something to show you.." You found the man finally walk out of the bedroom. His disheveled appearance still looked way too good for your own eyes.

Your fingers found their way to your blouse— giving him a sweet smile. Only halfway through, you were damn thankful for picking a good bra for today. "Baby, I'm really sorry.." You whispered. And finally— your breasts were in full view of his sight. Nothing could have prepared you for the feral Tōru ravishing you!

The man was full on groping your breasts, even fiddling with those buds.. was he really that turned on? You couldn't believe you've let him play with you like this. On the tips of your heels— you needed more friction down there, too. So you whined at him, how your cunt needed his fingers too! And that's what he did, dipped them into your soaked panties.

"Fffuck— that's not fair, babe.. yknow your boobs and pussy are my weakness..!"

[ilylovelyz]

Happy birthday ushi 🎉🎂🥳😘🎈🎁!!!

⍣ ೋ dreams come true

˚ · . ushijima x afab!reader

: ̗̀➛ fluff, unknown mutual pining, plot twist at the end (?), just cuteness for my boy wakatoshi's bday ʚ���︎ɞ , this was kinda shit haha

even tiny love i've cherished (you make me feel so good)

you walked slowly throughout the hallways, almost hesitantly, your hand behind your back, cheeks tingling slightly with excitement and nervousness.

you inhaled deeply, lightly pouting at the way you were such a nervous wreck, even though what you were about to do was normal for friends. hah, friends.

finding the courage, you sped up your steps when you saw the classroom that your friend was in, taking a moment to take a deep breath before you opened the sliding door.

you smiled lightly, finding comfort in seeing your dear friend. "happy birthday wakatoshi-san.." you meekly muttered, walking over to his desk, to where he was sitting at. he looked up at you with his stoic face, olive eyes watching as you approached.

you looked around quickly, noticing that it was just you and him and a few other random classmates. "w-where is satori-san?" you asked, a little nervous at the idea of it just being you and ushijima.

"he left to go get a drink. he'll be back soon," he said, his attention on you as he waited for you to say something. you always guided him in the conversations, not that he didn't want to talk to you, he just didn't know what to say sometimes. he's rather a listener than a speaker.

"say, are you doing anything for your birthday?" you asked. "i don't know yet, might not do anything." he replied, his hands coming up to his notebook, closing it. oh, what a bummer. "oh, that must suck, haha. did anyone buy you gifts? or are you going to get gifts?"

"i think my team is planning something, they are acting a bit suspicious." he raised a slight eyebrow, surprising you with his words, he caught on? "m-maybe you're just being paranoid, haha, don't think too much about it!" you stammered, lightly chuckling at his straightforwardness. his team, are in fact, planning something for his birthday.

"maybe." he said, a rare light smile coming up to his face. you couldn't help but grin at him, you love it when he smiles. you've known him since freshman year, and yet you can count on your hand how many times you've seen him smile.

"ah, y'know 'toshi, i have a lil' something for you." you said, biting on your lower lip excitedly. "what is it?" he asked, lightly cocking his head to the side. you were quick to whip out his birthday gift, wrapped neatly, with a cute purple bow on the side, "ta-da!" you cheekily grinned, giggling a little at your awkwardness.

you could almost hear his thoughts as you placed the gift into his hands, a gift? "please, it's your birthday! don't be so lame, 'toshi." you spewed, one of your hands coming up to playfully slap at his broad shoulder.

"do you want me to open it?" he asked, emitting a playful scoff from you, "why are you asking me? it's your gift! open it whenever you want."

jeez, this guy can be so dense, you pouted. though, your pouting quickly turned into a shy grin, so adorable. for some reason, your stomach dropped when his hands fumbled with the string of the present, working to untie and open it, in front of you.

you trembled nervously, your eyebrows furrowed greatly as you chewed on your lip, hands clenching at the material of your skirt. "i wanted to get you something, b-but i didn't know what, but i saw it so.." you said, trailing off when he brought his revealed gift closer to his face to observe it.

a keychain, a little volleyball with two black dots as eyes, and two arms and legs. he looked back into the gift-bag, which had other items such as cookies and little things. it surprised you when he was still observing the keychain, fiddling it in-between his thick fingers.

you jolted up when he sat up once more, keychain still in his hand. from the way he was staring at you blankly, you thought he was going to like, throw it at you or something.

"thank you, i appreciate your gift." he said, sitting the keychain upright on his desk, eyebrow raising slightly when it stood up on it's own. "you like it?" you smiled, leaning a little towards his desk.

he smiled at you softly once more. "yes, i like it. thank you." you softly blushed at his words, the praise and acceptance feeling the best to you, but the moment was short lived when the 5-minute bell rang, interrupting the sweet moment.

"aw.." you groaned out, slumping over in your seat. you then stood up, stretching a little before turning to face the doorway. "i'll see you later." he said, low eyes looking you straight in the eyes.

you grinned once more at him, his words sounding more like a demand, rather than a request. "see you later, 'toshi."

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"that was fun, we should do it again," satori said, cheeks flushed intensely from all of the alcohol he consumed that night, leaning weakly against the wall of the outside doorway.

keys crinkled, metal on metal scraping against each other as ushijima worked the lock, twisting and turning the key until he heard a click. "ushiwaka, you still have that keychain?" satori purred, leaning in closer to ushijima, eyeing the familiar keychain.

opening the door, ushijima pulled his keys up closer to his chest, once more looking down at the keychain with familiarity and softness. it was the same keychain you gifted him in his senior year, and despite being nearly a decade later, the keychain dusted and dirtied, he still has it dangling alongside his set of keys.

"yeah," he grunted, opening the second door, stuffing the keys into his pocket carefully, staring straight-ahead into the house's walkway.

"welcome home 'toshi, oh, hello satori!"

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[createandconstruct]

Ask game, i love these!! 7 and 76 for "thicker than blood", if that's okay ^^

MOON! THANK YOU!

7. How do you choose which POV to write from?

I do not choose povs. The truth is that povs choose me.

Sometimes in multi-chapter I may start writing a paragraph from one characters pov and realize that it just doesn't work and switch it. But sometimes I just find that another pov would work well. I found this in "Misstep" as I was going to continue writing Izuku's pov for a bit or even switch to Toshi during Izuku's seizure but then Katsuki appeared. I realized with his role in the story his pov made so much sense emotional since Toshi with his experience would be able to react. It felt better to go to the pov of a character who felt helpless and Katsuki worked well. Super happy with that decision though! I think it became my favorite scene of the fic besides the ending.

76. Did you have any ideas that didn’t make the final cut of [Fanfic Name]?

Oh man. There's SO many things that didn't make the cut. I have an entire document called "thicker than blood cutting room floor" but that's pretty common for most my fics. Most of it is scenes that got reworked. I'll share one cause what the heck ya asked and it's the most complete. For context this was the originally scene of chapter 3 of Toshi arriving at the school and running into Izuku and Katsuki. I was going back and forth with having them meet at the entrance or having Toshi go to the staff room first. This scene was written fully and I scrapped it because idk it felt a little too emotional too soon. I decided to redo it so it left off more emotionally unfinished, with things almost bubbling but not tipping as I felt they were here. Rereading it now it's not that bad honestly and I like it on it's own but the final scene works much much better.

Maybe it'd be fun to see it so I shall share! Here ya go!

But what he really can’t fight, is the smallest possibility of being inattentive to a message on his phone. 

He takes it outside with a small, “Excuse me,” though barely anyone notices, only Mic flashing a thumbs up before waving him into the hall. 

And he’s so glad he did, because it’s not Inko or some U.A. email alert. It’s Izuku. Breaking his mute silence since Friday that Toshinori had been too nervous to encroach upon. Reaching out, all on his own.

Not sure when you leave, and you might not see this but I wanted to wish you safe travels

There’s a second of confusion, and then another for kicking himself. 

Shit.

He never even let the kid know he’d be in Japan today.

Is there a right answer for this? Leaning against the staffroom door, he certainly doesn’t know. It’s foolish, stupid, that he never said anything. He knows that, he knows. But everytime it occurred to, he’d simply pushed it off because—

“What the hell?!”

That familiar yellow. It’s there. Suddenly before him. Before he’s ready. Coloring parallel straps running over Izuku’s shoulders, as he stares at Toshinori, stopped in his tracks, just behind Young Bakugou after following up the stairs.

“Aren’t you supposed to be in another country?” Bakugou barks, across the hall, while Izuku simply stares.

Toshinori stumbles on how to begin. He was going to—during school—before they left. He’s torn between meeting Bakugou’s glare or Izuku’s stiff expression, as he tries to explain, “I was going to but—something came up…I suppose, Young Midoriya told you?”

“Is that a good something or…” It’s fast but Toshinori’s catches how red eyes dart to the boy at their side. “A bad something?” Bakugou asks, ignoring Toshinori’s question, but answering it all the same.

Izuku meanwhile, looks away.

“Neither. Just a change of plans,” Toshinori says immediately, pocketing his phone, taking a step towards them to bridge the gap. “I meant to tell you, my boy. I was going to-”

Izuku’s face flashes with a mix of turmoil before it settles into a frustrated, tightened jaw. “So why didn’t you.”

Toshinori’s never heard the boy snap. Young Bakugou must have once before—he twitches at the tone but not with shock. There’s no anger, no malice. Just a wavering voice, from a boy pushed too far, asking quietly, in a way that says that knowing that Toshinori’s answer, whatever it is, won’t truly be enough.

It startles Izuku too. “I—” Worse though, is what comes next. In the second Toshinori takes to breath, a smile splinters across Izuku’s face. Forced, worse than the one he’d seen in the hospital, as those green eyes with a wet shine meet his before they fall away. “I guess it didn’t work out, huh?” A smile so harsh it hurts.

“No, that’s not what-” But the kid won’t look at him so he blurts out, “Izuku, I canceled it.” 

Even Young Bakugou looks taken aback.

“After we spoke on Friday, you were so upset that I… I couldn’t go through with it.”

The hopeless frustration melts from Izuku’s into pain of a different kind. “Oh…”

Bakugou’s brows furrow, red eyes darting between Toshinori and Izuku, though they linger on his young friend, “Didn’t…wasn’t that stupid deal supposed to be some way for Deku to still—”

He can’t finish, and Toshinori can’t answer, the stairwell resounding with laughter and familiar calls.

The chipper sound is polar opposite to the cold quiver as Izuku speaks.

The chipper sound is polar opposite to the cold quiver as Izuku speaks. “It’s fine. I was the one who said I didn’t want it.”

Bakugou reels back as Toshinori freezes, “What the hell are you—that’s because you were being stupid!” 

“Bakugou!” Toshinori scolds, “Don’t call hi-”

“Stay outta this All Might! Before you make things worse!” 

Toshinori nearly bites his tongue. 

Behind him he’s vaguely aware of a murmur of whispers joining the mix.

“Kacchan, stop! All Might didn’t—”

“No you stop!” And Izuku’s own mouth slams shut. “I’ve had to put up with your spiraling shit all weekend. We are not doing this at eight fucking AM.”

He grabs Izuku’s wrist, and yanks, so hard that Toshinori throws out a hand. 

But Bakugou spins on him with red eyes, “Deal with your shit later, we’re going to class.” Before practically dragging Izuku down the hall. 

He watches, a thousand things to say still stuck at the roof of his mouth, and yet, feeling as though somehow, Young Bakugou just saved him again. 

Because this time, even if it’s just once, Izuku looks back as he’s pulled along. 

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[pwnyta]

Now that im done with my GI dailies...

ROUND 2 of the BNHA award show starts!

The award for QUICKEST YET BADDEST ENTRANCE AND EXIT goes to...

Star!

Damn she was a bad bitch....

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Award for I DONT BELIEVE THAT MAN HAS EVER BEEN TO MEDICAL SCHOOL goes to....

ITS A TIE!!!

JEANIST AND WHATS-HIS-FACE!

Ok they can preform open heart surgery? Sure...

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Award for BIGGEST ASSPULL goes to...

ANOTHER TIE AND WELCOME BACK

BEST JEANIST & SERIOUSLY I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME FOR THE LIFE OF ME

AND!!! ERI!!!

Damn this was dumb as hell....

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Award for MOST DISAPPOINTING COME BACK goes to...

MIRIO!

...off-screen.... girl... Mirio I love you so much theres no way you should be this lame...

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Award for SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS GUY ADDED? IT HAD LIKE NO SATISFYING PART IN THE STORY.... goes to....

KUROGIRI!

Kurogiri you were so intriguing before Hori made you a zombie of Aizawas friend he just randomly added...

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The award for MAKING ME THINK OF THE WEATHER EPISODE FROM UNHHHHH goes to....

...??? HER!!!!

HELLLOOOO WERE HAVING WEATHER~~~~

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Award for MOST WASTED STORY POTENTIAL IN MAYBE ALL OF MANGA HISTORY goes to....

Mutant bigotry!!!

Really Hori your bringing this up now? To try and make Spinners random character turn understandable? Weve had mutant characters the ENTIRE GOD DAMN TIME HORI!!! PRO HEROES! STUDENTS! RANDOM BG CHARACTERS! YOURE BRINGING THIS UP NOW!? TOKOYAMI ALMOST KILLED SOME OF HIS CLASSMATES!!!! YOU THINK BIGOTS WOULDNT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!? WHAT A TOOTHLESS TONE-DEAF RACISM ALLEGORY!! HOLY SHIT HORI IM SO PISSED ABOUT THIS YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE.

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Award for MOST DRAWN OUT NOT-DEAD REVEAL goes to...

BAKUGO

I mean obviously.... You know letting him actually have some smooth character development woulda been too hard for Hori...

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Award for HOLY SHIT THE 'CEST SHIPPERS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS SHIT goes to....

ITS A TIE!!!! TWINSIES!!!

Endeavor/Dabi

AND!!!

THE SHIGARAKIS!

...Yall can get mad at me for this one... You know I aint wrong...

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Award for MOST UNHINGED YET SELFLESS ROMANTIC SACRIFICE goes to....

STAIN!!!!

Seriously Im in tears... how did this happen...

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Award for THE MOST POINTLESS FACE HEAL FACE TURN IN HISTORY goes to....

....HER!

??? Seriously you got pissed about killing villains so you started killing heroes even a teenage boy? Thats so fucking stupid girl....fuckin WHAT?

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Award for I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS YOURE AN UNDERRATED TOP TIER G AND YOU DESERVE AN AWARD goes to...

MT LADY!!!

DAMN SHES FUCKING COOL! NEVER DISAPPOINTS IN A FIGHT!

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Award for SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT UP!!! THIS ISNT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE Y- goes to...

ENDEAVOR!!

SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP ENDEAVOR!!!

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Award for THEY NEEDED TO TAKE YOU OUT EARLIER ON SO YOU COULDNT CLAP THE BADDIES CHEEKS AND ITS SO OBVIOUS WHY DID HORI MAKE YOU SO STRONG FOR NO REASON TOKOYAMI???? goes to....

TOKOYAMI!!!

HOLY SHIT TOKOYAMI!

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Award for I HATE THAT THEYRE MAKING ME DEFEND YOU... goes to...

HAWKS!!!

Hawks gave Twice plenty of chances to stop fucking killing people so he could be taken in alive! WHY DO I HAVE TO DEFEND THIS BLACKHOLE OF WASTED FUCKIN TIME HORI WTF....???

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Award for MOST WEIRDLY TOUCHING DEDICATION goes to...

All Mights CANT STOP TWINKLING attack!

The way I cried a little... my little tchotchke.... Him changing his attacks from states to his students was already so good but damn... :') Aoyama deserved this.

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Award for MOST TRAGICALLY SUBMISSIVE BABYGIRL goes to...

ALL MIGHT!!!

I mean we knew from the jump but.... DAMN Toshi.

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Award for MOST HATED GOOD SHIP goes to...

KIRISHIDO!!!

Seriously FUCK those KRBK fans! Im so glad you got bested by the BKDKs you rancid fucks.... This ship was always superior!!!

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Award for LOVING SHOTO THE MOST goes to....

Certainly not his fucking family....

IIDA!!!!

So this is love... mmm mmm mmm mmm~ So this is... love?

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Award for SICKEST VILLAIN DESIGN goes to...

Kunieda(I guess?)

Seriously this guy is so fucking cool looking. Clears literally every single villain design. Its not even close.

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The award for MOST HORNGRY goes too....

AFO

Seriously AFO... if you werent so obsessed with Toshi you probably woulda won its literally so fucking funny.... Elevated the nosebleed trope to literally spurting blood from the forehead veins from how aggressively horknee you are. LMAO. AND YET somehow this is not the weirdest boner you have for another man.

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Award for THE MOST CONSISTENTLY GOOD CHARACTER IN BNHA goes to...

ALL MIGHT. Obviously.

IDK if Hori loves you or hates you by how he writes you Toshi but damn you wear this consistency so fuckin well not even Hori could fuck you up!

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Award for MOST REALISTICALLY AGED BY THE STRESS OF THIS BATTLE goes to...

Naomasa!!

.... LMAO... Damn. Stress so intense it made you turn into a distinctly designed character.. The magic of facial hair and eyebags...

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The award for REALLY BITCH!? YOU HAVE A PERFECT COUNTER FOR STAINS QUIRK BUT NOT ONE TO AGE YOURSELF TO COUNTER YOUR DEAGING?! THATS FUCKIN CONVENIENT HORIKOSHI goes to...

AFO!!! For BLOODLET!

The only blemish on the otherwise sickest side battle in this whole arc TBH..

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Thats the end of part 2 of BNHA AWARDS!!! Some serious upsets this round! Damn!

[doki-doki-imagines]

Hello (　＾∀＾)

Can I request a scenario where Gintoki and Hijikata (or just Hijikata if two is too much) have to deal with a jealous s/o after she see them get too friendly with another female?

Toshirou could feel a pair of eyes burning a hole behind his head, years of training reveal to be more useful than in combat only.

The real question that had a grip on his mind is; why you, his wonderful partner, looks like you are ready to kill him.

Too bad Toshi is a dumbass and it doesn’t matter how much you sigh, grunt, or throw…is that a pan?? Toshirou really can’t understand what is going on.

“Hiji-baka is the name that suits you the best”

“Shut up Sougo, you wouldn’t know what to do too if you were-“

“(Y/n) is jealous”

“What? And of who Mr. Mastermind?”

“Of the girl that desperately flirted with you yesterday, terrible taste in man if you ask me”

‘For real??’ His mind really couldn’t accept such deduction, so Hiji-baka decided to ask you directly this evening when you should meet at the local ramen shop.

Imagine his face when you admitted that, yes, you were in fact jealous of that girl.

A face you wanted to punch so hard, the idiot looked so happy and he is also making a shit work to hide his amusement.

“W-wait don’t-don’t punch me, dumbass! Hey!” He grabs your arms and pulls you forward, now chest to chest, with no way to escape from his steel-blue eyes

And now he is laughing, the pristine one that made you fall so hard for him.

“Idiot, this demon has eyes only for you” A whisper, then his chapped lips on yours.

Maybe you are a real dumbass to believe that those loving eyes can be pointed to someone else.

[theophagie]

*the same afonana anon*

sorry for being annoying about this but let me ramble for a while >>

also the theme of smile with these two... like I swear to God...

the way he smiled while saying shit like " thank you for such wonderful comedy" .... and she smiled back at him in her last moments telling him while being choked by him that he's gonna lose to Toshi cuz he's more unhinged than him...

I think part of his weird fixation on her coming form the realization that she reminds him of his brother..

I hate when ppl claim that hes so fixated on her only to mess with Toshi.. like if that was the case he will settled with Hana instead, to fuck with Am's mentality... Afomight is great and all but women also deserves to be throwing at toxic yaoi for real 😤😤😤

anyway thank you for your galaxy brain takes and your awesome posts! I hope you're doing ok!

Never apologise for giving me the chance to read about afonana!!! I'm doing okay-ish, got some stuff going on but it is what it is. Tysm for your kind words, and I hope everything is going well for you too 🥹🥹

Afo's clearly not fixated on Nana only because of AM, the first he did when they met in the vestige world during the PLW was channel his inner divorced man who's still bitter about the separation lolll. The toxic yaoi with AM is real, but I think that a lot of people are hesitant to speculate or more closely look into afonana's dynamic as well because of the whole "protect women </3" bs, which is sad because like. They are characters, and you're locking yourself out of one of the best parties in town......... and also you're so right about Nana-Yoichi!!!!!! It's so fun to think about them sitting on their little chairs and going "So. We experienced Afo's love horrors huh" "First-hand, yeah. We sure did :l", and so on. The trauma bond besties

Tbh Afo only didn't go for Hana because she was "too old" already, but thinking about what might have happened if he had makes me feel like... sicko at the window meme.png. Hana looked so much like Nana, the only thing she missed was her mole, and there are like hundreds of horror stories with a similar premise out there. Tenko looks like her as well, but god. The ghost of Nana manifesting itself through Hana... haunting AM sure, but haunting Afo as well.........

The bit about smiling is one of my favorites because. Because.

Yes Afo was taunting AM, but that's also the same gesture as Nana's... as if he knew how she taught AM about that, as if he even knew why she did that or what she thought + before things got bad for him he was always smiling as well... as if he took her philosophy and twisted it to adapt it to his ways. Horikoshi putting a memory of her in the centre between them in their last battle is so 🥴😵‍💫

I never thought about it before, but it would be SO funny and in line with everything if way back when Afo did tell AM about him and Nana and exploited his shock to almost kill him. "You know it's something I would do", or whatever it was that he said when he told him about Tomura, so it would have been twice as easy to accept that as the truth, because Afo had done something similar already. Only the revelation about Nana would have made AM feel awful in a different way because it's not like Afo was with her to spite him, it was just something that had Happened between them!! That had been real!!!!

[metaharlot]

Hijiginpachi Unfinished Draft From Years Ago lol

This is an unfinished teacher/student Hijigin scenario I’ve literally held since I was in high school lmao

Spoiler alert: I’m not into underage shit. So this is a Mr Young(?) situation where Gintoki/Ginpachi somehow became a teacher as a teen & was the same age as everyone he taught (everyone was aged down accordingly)

Why was this happening? Genuinely I don’t remember why but I think it was smth about budget cuts to the anime in-universe lmao

Anyway here’s an unfinished snippet + ending notes

Also I’m aware that you probably don’t have to go to a police academy to become a cop but back then and even now I don’t have enough respect towards cops to research them. I hear enough on the news

The Shinsengumi & Mimawarigumi are on thin ice cause they get made fun off enough/their force literally got dissolved 

Anyway Gintoki & Hijikata liked each other while they were teacher/student but their emotionally constipated asses only found the courage to confess after graduation/before Toshi was literally about to leave on the train for school

They stayed in touch & Toshi was like if our feelings haven’t changed by the time I become a cop do you want to try this for real?

Obviously their feelings remain the same and they entered a happy if not extremely dysfunctional relationship

And three years after they entered said relationship, Toshi finally feels comfortable enough to make a certain kinky request…

“…Really?”

Ginpachi tried to cover his growing smirk with hand, but with how he could see the tips of Hijikata's ears turning bright red it seemed he wasn’t very successful.

“I’m not judging man. It’s just…wow it must have been a struggle holding this one in for so long.”

Hijikata turned to the side face burning as he clenched his fist.

“Look if you’re not interested you can just say so, you don’t have to tease-“

Hijikata’s speech was cut off by a finger on his lips.

“Now, now my darling little tsundere. I never said that, did I?” Ginpachi said, slowly climbing onto Hijikata’s lap.

 Hijikata sputtered, seemingly unsure of where to put his hands before resting them on Ginpachi’s waist. Ginpachi raised an eyebrow before moving those shaking hands down to cup his ass.

“Gin-!”

Gintoki cut him off with a kiss, both of them moaning into it as Hijiakata gripped his old teacher’s ass tighter.

Both of them were panting by the time they parted, a string of spit stretching put between their mouths.

“I was a little surprised by the ageplay aspect, though it does make sense in retrospect. You were pretty into that Kondo kid who got held back for a while huh?”

“Don’t call Kondo-san ‘kid’ he’s literally a few years older than us. And still in our lives.”

“But Gin-san still won your affections in the end didn’t he.”  Ginpachi slid his hands off of Hijikata’s shoulders to flex dramatically.

That caused the first peal of laughter to burst out of Hijikata’s mouth since he made the initial request. Despite the fact that it was teasingly at his expense, Gintoki couldn’t help but soften. As much as he loved to tease his thorny cop he loved his laugh. He was so serious at only 27. Gin-san refused to be a widow because his stupid loved didn’t know how to relax.

Ginpachi placed a hand on Hijikata’s face and turned him until they were looking each other in the eye.

“So let Gin-san share some of his own affection for you, hm? It’s not like this is a hardship, otherwise I wouldn’t do it.”

“And I would have had to deal with your bitchy complaining the whole time.” Hijikata nodded solemnly.

“And you would have had to deal with my bitchy complaining the whole time.” Ginpachi nodded solemnly.

They made eye contact again and started laughing. Hijikata sighed and rested his head on Gintoki’s voluminous chest.

“…thanks Gin.”

“Hey you gotta learn to rely on your old teacher more.” Then Ginpachi snorted. “Oh sorry, should I wait to pull out that line tomorrow? That sounds like something you’d obsess over your dilf teacher saying if you were still a cherry boy teenager.” 

“Oh, shut UP.” Hijikata slapped Gintoki’s shoulder.

“Whaaaaat. I just said there’s no shame in this Hijikata-kuuuun.”

Hijikata rolled his eyes and pressed his face further into Gintoki’s chest. 

“…You sure the school is empty tomorrow?”

“Yeah there’s some important district-wide teacher conference that lasts a few days and everyone has to go. Luckily for us I got banned from that YEARS ago after kicking the main speaker in the nuts.”

“…you’re such a menace.”

“But I’m your menace.” Ginpachi fluttered his eyelashes at Hijikata sickeningly sweet.

Hijikata just stared back at him unimpressed.

“…let’s just go to bed. I don’t think I can handle any more of your corniness.”

Hijikata started walking to their bedroom, carrying Gintoki in his arms.

“Hey!!! You love Gin-san’s corniness! Otherwise you wouldn’t be choking so often on his cob!”

~~~

“D-don’t tease me!”

“Don’t tease you?”

Ginpachi-sensei gasped as he was pulled up by his hair and forcibly turned to face Hijikata.

“You made me wait four years to have you.”

Ginpachi-sensei wailed as Hijikata slapped his ass with his graduation certificate, continuing to thrust into his former teacher’s needy hole.

“You rejected me again, and again, and again.”

“N-noooo!” Ginpachi-sensei gasped as Hijikata blew into his ear.

“Then finally in my fourth year, you said that we can try after I graduate.”

Hijikata flipped Ginpachi-sensei over on his desk and slammed his wrists down.

“I’m leaving for the police academy.”

Hijikata stopped thrusting, laying his head down on Ginpachi-sensei’s shoulder.

“I won’t see you for years.”

Ginpachi-sensei stared at the younger boy’s head, then sighed, wrapping his arms around Hijikata and holding him tight.

“I know.”

“...Will you miss me?”

Ginpachi-sensei gripped onto him even tighter.

“More than you could ever imagine.” 

Ginpachi-sensei felt his shoulder growing wet and shook his head fondly.

What a troublesome person.

“Thank you. I feel so much better after hearing you say that.”

Deep blue eyes looked up to meet Ginpachi-sensei’s wine red ones. Then Hijikata grabbed Ginpachi-sensei’s hips and thrust in as deeply as he could.

Ginpachi-sensei screamed.

“H-Hijikata-kun no~!”

“Toushiro.”

“W-wha-?” Ginpachi-sensei’s back arched as Hijikata started going even faster.

“Call me Toushiro.”

“T-Toshi~” Ginpachi’s eyes start rolling up into his head at Hijikata’s merciless thrusts.

“Come on you can say it~. Or have I already fucked you so stupid you can’t say three simple syllables?” Hijikata grinned ferally.

Tears beaded in Gintoki’s eyes, one dripping down and leaving a trail of eyeliner.

“T-Toshi! Toushiro pleaseeee. M-mercy please~”

Hijikata then rips open Ginpachi-sensei’s shirt and starts playing with his nipples

Ginpachi screeches at Hijikata and tells him to slow down cause he’s too old for this. Hijikata retorts that Ginpachi is literally only 27

Hijikata licks up Gintoki’s neck and starts muttering how jealous he is of all of Ginpachi’s other admirers that haven’t graduated yet. How they better appreciate the fact that they can still see Ginpachi everyday

G: Brat it’s not like I make it a habit of dating my students! For better or worse you’re my only exception

Hijikata gets like 85% rougher after that while Ginpachi can only wail and moan on his giant dick

Cue Ginpachi cumming violently but Hiji just keeps going

Ginpachi-sensei’s just begging him to stop but he’s not so lots of sobbing

Hijikata proceeds to fuck him in all the spots he fantasized about while he was still a student:

He slams Ginpachi’s face into the blackboard, hand in his hair as he lifts one of the teacher’s legs over his shoulder, forcing him to stand on his tip-toes and clutch desperately at the protruding bottom part of the blackboard. Slamming into Ginpachi’s prostate as the helpless teacher cums all over himself and the floor

He sits himself down on Ginpachi’s chair in the front, and forces Ginpachi to bounce on his dick and play with his nipples. If Ginpachi slows down or stops, Hijikata will grab both of his wrists and rub him off multiple times. Otherwise this is Ginpachi’s one “reprieve” from cumming, as this is the only time Hijikata focuses more on getting himself off than making Ginpachi cum his brains out

Then Hijikata switches places with Ginpachi but with a twist. Hijikata maneuvers himself underneath Ginpachi’s desk as he places both of the teacher’s legs on his desk, leaving everything out for Hijikata’s eyes, and mouth, and hands, and tongue only. Regardless of his exhaustion, Ginpachi still finds the energy to scream as Hijikata offers his dick, balls, perineum, and asshole no mercy

After that meal, Hijikata gives Ginpachi a quick water break as he opens the window blinds and brings his old desk to the window where he saw Ginpachi waving at him just before he left for the academy. So of course he fucks him over that small desk and Ginpachi has no room and is forced to rest his upper body against the window, screaming as his burning nipples feel like they’re being iced against the window, and leaving various handprints, breathmarks and drool against the window

Hijikata also pulls him up by his hair once more as he slaps his ass with his graduation certificate once more

There’s nothing coming out of Ginpachi’s dick, it’s not even standing up anymore and Ginpachi collapses, Hijikata following him and gently lowering him down to the ground

Ginpachi’s gasping and crying as he’s crushed under Hijikata’s weight and dick, trying and failing to crawl away as Hijikata fucks him into the ground

Hijikata rolls them over to the side to give Ginpachi a second to breathe, lifting the poor teacher’s leg up in his arm and fucks him slowly and sensually for the last time

He then rolls Ginpachi onto his back, and sees him all messed up, wearing nothing but his lab caot which has fanned on the ground beneath him, thighs spread, legs trembling & cum leaking out while Ginpachi-sensei is whimpering 

H: I’ll miss you so much Ginpachi-sensei…

Ginpachi-sensei gets irritated and yells about him going overboard with his stupid youthfulness and how he should think more about elders who still have to work the next day

Then Ginpachi-sensei softens & sits up groaning (Hiji has to fight hard not to jump him again especially cause Ginpachi-sensei gives him warning look)

G: “Five years will pass in a flash Toushiro, even if it doesn’t feel like that at first I promise it will”

Then Ginpachi pulls him in close for a hug. “I will miss you. I’ll be the one who waits this time. I love you.”

Hijikate tears up as he hugs Ginpachi-sensei back. 

H: How is it you still make me feel like such a kid? I swear I’ll come back as a man you can be proud of.

The Roleplay ends as Hijikata whispers that he hopes he’s lived up to that promise.

Ginpachi rolls his eyes and kisses him back hard

G: You never needed to prove yourself. I’ve loved you back then and with every person you’ll become

Then Hijikata has to carry Ginpachi home and gives a lot of aftercare while Ginpachi teases him a little more aggressively than usual

Because even though it’s still Saturday he’s exhausted from the sex and cleaning up and they both have work on Monday

~~~

I also had a note that went like: Gonna leave a butt(?) imprint if you know what I mean wink wonk (dirty talk)

I think I was trying to say they’ll fuck on the desk and Gintoki will leave a sweaty butt print (like that one Sakagin fic)

Very unimportant to the story but it’s haunted/lifted my spirits for years so you guys get it too

I might write/rewrite it in better detail one day but I’ve had so much writer burnout. Just in case, here y’all go

[shmothman]

"Fictional gay parasocial enemy"?? PLEASE elaborate. Why would you and nighteye have beef. i gotta know.

I… cannot talk about self insert shit without putting it under a readmore it’s too embarrassing. This is embarrassing bullshit 🤣

(Note: I stopped reading the manga almost 4 years ago. Maybe he’s changed. Maybe he’s dead. Idk if he’s even been in the manga since the fuckin uhhh overhaul arc I don’t remember shit this is all from the version of boku no hero that lives in my head.)

So first off nighteye is a petty bitch. idc if he changed his tune about midoriya after overhaul he was just being petty because the guy he’s in love with wouldn’t listen to him (newsflash asshole you’re in love with the guy with the world’s biggest savior/self-sacrifice complex. you’ve known this the whole time). (Nevermind that I would also be a little upset if I Forsaw the death of the guy I’m in love with and he wouldn’t listen to me and try to prevent it.)

Secondly this would not be a one sided hatred. He would hate my SI so much. For. You know. Uhhhh getting his man. But he’d be so petty and sneaky about it. He would never be a bitch about it in front of toshi. My SI wouldn’t be a fuckin snitch. They would be perfectly pleasant to each other when he’s around. He would be very happy about his friend and his partner getting along so well. And then he leaves and nighteye and my SI drop their fuckin acts. It’s jealously on both ends. Well. More on his end. My SI did get the guy. And nighteye lowkey thinks toshi can do better (namely, that toshi should love him).(Another note: my SI doesn’t meet toshi until post-injury, they don’t get together until after kamino ward. Quite a while afterwards, but I don’t really have a *place* in canon where it happens bc again. I stopped reading 4 years ago. So nighteye and toshi are already friends again when toshi starts dating my SI.) I do think they can get over this (probably fairly quickly honestly) and mostly actually be friends but not until he fucking apologizes for being a jealous bitch.

So basically my SI is mostly mad that he’s being a petty bitch and thinks they aren’t good enough for toshi. And also that he was ever mean to Izuku. And his whole Thing makes me uncomfortable.

[shayandwildlifepack]

I have been really going through it with bad memories from my life as Zuki lately, lol.

So, instead, I wanna share some good memories I have so I can balance out the bad.

Since I was like an older sibling to Izuku, I would let him help me preen my wings and shit, which is a thing for mostly family [and mates]. He was one of the only ones that I allowed to do this for a long time. Eventually, others from Class 1A got added to the list of people who were allowed to even touch my wings, let alone preen them. Hikari, my queer platonic partner, was the second person who I allowed to preen my wings [of my class], we may not have been romantic, but they were still my mate. Hitoshi was the third cause he was my little brother, legally this time, lol. Toshi was the least likely to ask to preen my wings though, even after getting permission to ask, I would usually have to ask him if he wanted to help for him to feel like he could, lol [it did come from his trauma though so it's ok, love you bro]. I allowed Denki to touch my wings and tail cause it would help with his ADHD sometimes, which mood I would play with my own tail to help my ADHD, lol. There are others, but these are the ones I feel like sharing rn.

Bro, I remember hanging out with the "girls" [I use quotes cause not everyone identified as a girl/woman]. We would have "girl's night," which once again not everyone identified with that gender but it's pretty much what we would call it, lol. It was fun. We would paint each other's nails. The ones who knew makeup and shit would help those who wanted to learn. And we would just talk about shit. I miss these "girl's nights" so much.

I miss the game nights we would have as a whole class. We had to ban some games cause of how people got, lol. Monopoly was the first one to be banned, lol. We would play Uno the most, even though people got very competitive [*cough* Bakugo and me mainly *cough*]. We also had to ban truth or dare, and I will not be explaining why, I think it's obvious why. Would you rather and never have I ever were allowed though, lol.

Dadzawa and Papamic would take me, Eri, and Toshi to do fun activities, such as arts and crafts, go trick or treating, and other fun shit, lol. I would usually end up carrying Eri at some point cause she loved to be carried, and it helped with my protective instincts, lol. I would usually wrap my wings around her while holding her, and she loved it. If someone who is good at art would draw that for me, I would love it [I don't have money rn so I'm not gonna commission anyone right now, but I might when I get enough money, lol].

I would never have described myself as good with kids, and I would say that I wasn't a lot. My friends and family tended to disagree with me there. They would bring up how good I was with Eri, Kota, and a kid who is not canon. But I would bring up in response that they were all traumatized kids that I latched onto in a sibling way mainly but also cause I saw bits of myself in them and didn't want them to not have someone. Other kids I was definitely not good with. I would say I'm not really good with kids in this life, even though at the church I am forced to go to, I help with the kids, lol. Kids are kinda weird.

I remember Remo, my service dog, and despite the fact that I had been so fucking upset that I needed another being/creature with me to function, I loved him. I remember when I would have him off duty and use my quirk to become a little wolfdog with wings spirit thing and play with him, lol. I also used that to play with Hikari, whose quirk let them become certain animals, lol. It was very fun to do these things and I miss being able to do that.

I really miss everyone. I miss my life as Zuki. I miss my pack. I miss my wings. I miss my tail. I miss my ears. I miss my sharp teeth. I miss my claws. I miss being Zuki physically.

- Zuki Shay Lupo (They/it/xe)

[kondo-hijikata]

Remember me, please if you are still accepting these.

Pairings: Established Kondo/Hijikata, Background Heisuke/ChizuruRating: TSummary: He’s a rasetsu. That means he’s no longer human. …Right? [AO3] Part 1 of 3.

.*Antidote*.

The brush left sweeping trails of onyx in its wake as Hijikata’s hand danced over the succession of countless pages. Beautiful penmanship wasn’t a requirement for a poet, but it was becoming…even if his current work bore no vestige of artistic flow.

…Even if he hadn’t composed a single verse in weeks.

Or had it been months?

Petitions were his life now. Calligraphic petitions. Names and places, dates and times, dry facts and hard truths–each penned in style, with grace and polish and beauty. And the reports, too, comprised of elegant characters embroidered across golden paper…

All of this attention to detail, only to be sent to officials with no appreciation for such aesthetic–or guarantee that these documents would even be looked at, let alone perused.

There was purpose in the obsession with embellishment and the extra work it made, however, and that purpose, it was…

The kanji blurred when Hijikata’s focus shifted suddenly on that thought. The brush slowed and then lifted so not to blot, and he remained still, staring down at the apparatus he held between his deft fingers.

He blinked and his mouth parted. A dry huff forced out from between his lips.

Purpose? What purpose? There used to be, when his words flowered across pages bound in leather–when he wrote of morning snow in the winter and birdsong in the spring, when there was someone around who cared to treasure what he produced regardless if it was good or not.

But now, it was only names and places, dates and times, dry facts and hard truths…petitions and reports, inscribed and shipped off to disappear in a Bakufu void.

The futility of it all hadn’t even entered Hijikata’s mind until this point, until a conversation from earlier fractured the delicate floor of glass he’d trodden upon. And now the only thing he could hear was the inescapable echo of Sannan’s nonchalant voice, thrumming over and over in his memory.

“Toudo-kun also clings to his humanity, with the insistence to live by daylight.” The statement wafted calm and collected from the open shoji, as if it were a comment about trivialities of the weather instead of the tragedy of one man’s life–or all of their lives, for that matter. “I can understand where the desire comes from, but how futile it truly is…for we are no longer human.”

It’d been too long by now, doing this particular dance, and Hijikata recognized the point Sannan intended despite its vague deliverance.

“It’s not our business how he copes.” He hadn’t turned from his desk when he answered, and kept his tone curt and dismissive: a return in kind to the shot covertly fired in his direction.

A wedge had driven its way deep between himself and Sannan with Kondo’s absence, each harboring a different vision of the Shinsengumi’s future, and the tension that smoldered behind forced pleasantries only further strained the relationship.

Still, Sannan’s rank of Soucho–of General Secretary–hadn’t been given without due merit. And when no reply had been offered after the passing of several moments, Hijikata lifted his chin and slowly peered toward the doorway.

What he’d found there was a peculiar directness in Sannan’s gaze, a glint in the slight narrow of his eyes. “Perhaps not. Nonetheless, you are aware he is doing it entirely for her.” And though his words were specifically referring to Heisuke’s affection for Chizuru, Hijikata once again felt the weight of their more personal implications.

Sannan’s shoulders rose with a cant of his head. “The real pity is found in what he doesn’t realize.”

Fighting to avoid clenching his teeth, Hijikata’s digits instead curled inward on his hakama. “And that is?”

“That the end will not justify the means. When all is said and done, the effort will only bring her pain. She will suffer just as much, if not more.” Fingertips pressed to the frame of his glasses when Sannan turned, but before he resumed his stroll down the porch, he added in an almost indifferent tone, “…All because he cannot accept the reality of what he no longer is.”

The steps which carried him off had been so light that he could have been a ghost. And in a way it felt as though Sannan’s presence had been, for Hijikata stared long after at an empty space, haunted by his parting words.

No longer human.

They still plagued him now, as he gazed at the fine bristles coated in black and how they clashed with the paleness of his flesh. No longer…

His brow furrowed. Hijikata placed the brush down on the tray with a pointed tap and brought his palm before his face. Squinting, he studied the lines, the rough patches of skin, the callouses on his fingertips from years of brandishing a sword.

No longer…human. Was that true? With drinking the ochimizu, had he forfeited entirely what it meant to be of this world? Had the transformation forever removed his capacity to mesh with others unlike him, stolen his right to appreciate what he’d loved so fondly before the change in his blood?

Clear lines morphed into obscure blotches as Hijikata maintained a vacant stare. His heart still beat and his lungs still drew breath. His fingers ached from paper cuts (even if temporarily) and his stomach growled when he ignored it for too long. He felt the misery of loneliness with Kondo recovering elsewhere from his gunshot wound, felt the crushing weight of responsibility to keep the Shinsengumi afloat among all this Edo noise.

But at the same time, Hijikata also experienced the urges–the sensation of control slipping from his grasp, the imploring and nagging and suffering cries within him to just give in and answer a brute call, to quench a relentless thirst.

He swallowed the pain of these attacks he could never predict…tried to ignore the fact that each augmented in severity when compared with the last, tried to brush off the knowledge they would just keep growing worse and more erratic.

At last, Hijikata’s hand lowered. Both palms braced against his thighs as he slowly stood.

For now, he could still pass.

His socked feet traversed the tatami without a sound.

For now, he could keep on as he had been…

He stepped over the threshold and onto the porch, walked to the edge of the wooden planks and gazed up to a sky of shimmering diamonds. The moon was crescent on this winter night, but its light barely permeated the obstructing thickness of a passing cloud. Hijikata’s gaze softened.

For now, he was keeping it all together. But how long would it be until he could no longer will away the drives without intervention? How long until he could no longer recognize himself, until he became as mindless as the men Niimi had chained to the wall so many years ago? How long until this repressed nature exposed itself, until it could no longer be subdued?

The offending cloud drifted on, leaving in its wake the moon’s full luminosity–a bright, conspicuous sickle carved into darkness. Similar to the stars, and yet different. Blending in with the nightscape and yet actually an eyesore, depending on the point of view.

Hijikata’s lashes fell.

Sannan had been right about one thing, at least; it was inevitable that Chizuru would end up hurt. And if that were true, then how long would it be until Hijikata caused Kondo the same kind of pain?

His eyes opened.

…What was he thinking?

He already had, from the very moment the poison in that tiny vial made contact with his lips.

If he no longer wrote poetry, could he still call himself a poet? If he was no longer human, could he still call himself a man? And if his adoration for Kondo was as deep as he thought it was and he still did this to him, could he really say that he…?

A cold breeze intercepted that thought and carried it off in the same way it caught Hijikata’s long hair. It was enough already, all of this. The shiver wracked his exhausted frame but his feet remained cemented where they were, as if time might stop if he simply ceased to move.

But his heart continued to beat.

And his blood still carried with it the curse.

And now, Hijikata was sure that somewhere, Kondo was staring up at this same sky–that his commander’s thoughts were undoubtedly, undeservedly filled with nothing else but him.

His vision blurred again, but for a different reason this time.

~

There were reverberations from the past that night, loud and precise, within Hijikata’s quarters.

“I had thought I made myself clear. The ochimizu is not a tool for self-preservation, but a means to step beyond the limitations.”

Despite only serving one, two futons had been laid out. …Because there had always been two. And perhaps, it was sentimental to continue that habit, but…

“But Sannan-san!” Heisuke’s open hands had been thrust toward him in desperation. “If I can’t move around during the day, then how can I–“

Hijikata lay on his side, his eyes half-lidded and fixated toward the shoji with a blank stare. He’d draped a heavy blanket over himself, and beneath that, a black haori.

“The simple answer is that you do not. The simple solution is that you let go.”

He dipped his chin, brought the haori to his nose, and inhaled.

“I can’t!” Heisuke had anguished, his distress growing. “The whole reason why I took it was–”

The fabric still smelled like him, like Kat-chan.

“Toudo-kun. It is not…a tool…for self…preservation. It is not taken to spare someone else’s pain.”

Kazama’s sword had pointed in Hijikata’s direction and in that same moment when his heart had stopped, all he’d been capable of thinking about was Kondo. …Never meeting his eyes again or feeling the warmth of his embrace, never having the chance to say goodbye or establish closure… Hurting him, abandoning him, because Hijikata hadn’t been strong enough to see it all through.

“Then…” An exasperated laugh. “Then, you’re saying I should have just let myself die. Because now Chizuru…” Heisuke’s voice deteriorated. “Now Chizuru, she…”

…Because Hijikata had been on the cusp of defeat by the hands of a demon. An actual demon–something he, after all that time, simply hadn’t been able to say he was.And so the cap had fallen to the dirt and the bottle had met his lips.

“Perhaps.”

Hijikata closed his eyes and buried his face into Kondo’s scent.

Perhaps, indeed.

~

// End of part 1. Sorry for the break but this got WAYYY too long.

Part 2 >>

[hopeluna-archived]

We lose brain cells when we are together....

Being best friends with Shinso Hitoshi

Characters: Shinso Hitoshi x reader (platonic)

Content: fluff, crack kinda?, little bit of Izuku Midoriya x reader, reader is a crackhead 'cause why not, also a kinda dark joke that my mom wouldn't appreciate, this is long and I have no regrets, this is so self indulgent💀

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Alright lets be honest here first. When you two first met, Hitoshi made some small talk but other than that didn't really wanna converse with you. The crack energy was too much for him. He kept his distance with you but no matter where he went, it was like the universe decided to torment him 'cause he always seemed to bump into you.

Time skip to a more run ins and you talking his ear off, there you were, two best friends. The dynamic between you is basically, You: Crackhead, Hitoshi: tired of the crackhead.

He'll act all grumpy when you drag him somewhere to hang out but don't mind him, he loves hanging out with you. Hitoshi also loves the fact that you don't see his quirk as "evil" as many people do.

If you are a cat person, he is in heaven. It will be a sacred ritual to go to a cat cafe once a week. If you cancel on the plans, well get ready to receive the silent treatment.

The sassiness between you two is high on this one. Its like you'll be minding your own buisness and he'll just randomly go "can you not? Your existence is giving me a headache". Of course he doesn't mean it <3

You two are attached at the hip a lot of the times. And with that comes speculations from people if you two might be a couple. When someone actually asks if you two are dating, Hitoshi would be like "pfft why would I date this ?" and you're there just like "bitch🤚 no cat cafe meetings for a month" and he'll crumble like "NOOOO" .

You are the only being in existence who is allowed to touch his hair. If you ever want to style it, he'll make a offended face but nevertheless let you do it and he'll keep it if you say and glare at anyone who makes a joke of it.

You constanly scolding him about his sleep schedule like yours isn't fucked up as well. Hitoshi will call you randomly at like 3 am to tell you a cat fact. Most of the times, his training with Aizawa stresses him out so you drag him to have a self care routine. God forbid you sneak a picture of him with a face mask and cucumbers on, he will bury you alive.

He acts like he hates it and will groan everytime you tell him stupid ass jokes. Though sometimes he laughs like that one time you went " 'Toshi, 'Toshi" "what?" "Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?" ".....what?" "......you can unscrew a lightbulb" and cue Hitoshi trying not to burst out cackling.

Friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. This is a motto that you two go by. Ya'll be in a cafe or a park or just walking and you two would just judge other people together and roast them to hell. And Hitoshi acts all nonchalant but he is definitely interested when you come around and gossip about shit that just happened with other people.

The UA people didn't even know you existed until one day you decided to randomly pop up to embarrass Hitoshi. Its not that he avoided talking about you, its just that they never asked and he is a private person by nature so they just never knew about you.

Denki audibly, and dramatically, gasped when the usual stoic Shinso Hitoshi cracked a small smile on seeing you running at him full speed. The others were kinda surprised too when they saw how easily he conversed with you.

After that, your presence became more and more frequent around the group. One time Mineta tried to flirt with you disgustingly and after you quickly ignored him, Hitoshi dragged Mineta....somewhere. Nobody knew where Mineta was for two whole days, all while Hitoshi had a small smile on his face.

Hitoshi pretended to gag in disgust when one day you came to him rambling on about how lovely and adorable Midoriya is. He will however push you to talk to Izuku when the group is together 'cause he can see how much you like him.

So basically, being best friends with Shinso Hitoshi is definetely a whirlwind. He'll act all cool and stoic but with you its like his brain cells just die and you both radiate crackhead energy. And he'll always be there, supporting you, motivating you and being a shoulder to cry on.

And he will rarely say it but he is glad and feels lucky to have you as his friend.

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Comments and reblogs are appreciated!! Do not repost or claim as yours though, its not cool.

[kagejima]

Meian/Toshi/Nanami who know you have an oral fixation. Who let you just suck on the tip of their cock whenever you want because it makes their baby happy 💙

MM-MM! NOT ME WITH MY ORAL FIXATION!! NOPE! NO NO NO NO NO

Sapphire's been paying attention, they threw three of my absolute favorite men in there and went "HEUHEUHEHUEHE"

OKAY.... fuck me, dude... where do i start... (unedited bc this was a lot of clickity clackity typity typity)

tw: consensual semi somno in wakatoshi's.

Meian and Wakatoshi and Nanami. Daddy? No. Sorry, Daddies? No. Sorry. Daddies??

... I'm sorry everybody.

So I'm a little chaotic tiny adhd goblin girl and so I really need somebody to like... already have their life in order so I can kind of follow their lead. Which probably explains why I love these three men so much bc they have their shit together.....

I'm probably going to regret typing this sentence, but oh well. Sometime they like to tease you and they call their cock your "emotional support cock" and you're like "ummm sORRY WHAT??" and they're like "you heard me" (eSPECIALLY meian)

Hmmmm... let's see.

Meian strikes me as the type that would let you do it whenever you wanted to. Sometimes you're cuddling in bed watching a movie but the movie's boring as hell but Meian is into it, and so you end up laying your head down on his stomach and kind of playing with his sweatpants until your hands slip inside. and he's running his hands through your hair and he's like "baby, you need to watch the movie..." and you're whining you're like "but it's boring!!"

and he's laughing but he's still helping you take his sweatpants off. he's got an incredible amount of patience and he's very invested in the movie, so his cock is in your mouth like the entire rest of the movie and you're trying to get him to have any sort of reaction, but he's not really giving you anything besides the occasional moan or groan.

when the movie's over, he ends up slapping your face with his now wet, velvety thick cock and telling you how bad you were for not paying attention and he tells you that you don't deserve his cum

and so you have to watch him jack off right next to your face and you gotta watch his cum all thick and white and creamy cascade down his cock when he comes and you can't have any (should have paid attention to the movie, baby)

Wakatoshi is kind of the same way, he'll let you suck on his cock whenever you want to, and sometimes it happens when he's sleeping. in your defense, he just looked really handsome with his broad back steadily moving up and down as he deeply slept with his back turned to you, scratches on his back from the intense sex you two had earlier that night. you traced your fingers over the scratches and felt a little bit bad, because while he's StRONK, sometimes his body aches just a little bit the following day at practice bc of all the marks you made on him.

and so you kind of get closer to him and very awkwardly big spoon him since he's a Big Boy, and you're cuddling him and he wakes up because your hand is drifting down to his cock.

and he sort of wakes up a little bit, and you can hear him smiling as he says "you didn't get enough earlier, kitten?"

man's shocked you're not dead asleep, he made you come four times earlier :( but you're just kissing his back and kissing all over the scratches... and he shifts his body so he's on his back now and he lovingly caresses your own back as you get deeper under the comforter and start to suck on his cock because now you just want his fucking cock in your mouth, your oral fixation is a bitch at times fdhsjfhaskl.

and he's got his eyes closed and he's smiling and moaning as you keep sucking on his cock and he moves the comforter off of you because you're complaining about how you're too hot now. man keeps drifting in and out of sleep a little because you wore him OUT earlier, but when he isn't sleeping, he's gently fingering you because he likes the way it feels when you hum around his cock

Nanami is a brat tamer. a FUCKING BRAT TAMER (i've got a whole fic about this, one day i'll finish it), and you don't get to suck on his cock unless you've actually behaved yourself.

He uses your oral fixation as a way to get you to behave. He purposely towel dries off right in front of you in the open bathroom doorway, taking extra time around his waist and you can't even form sentences because you're too busy staring at him drying off. you were telling him what you had done that morning (none of it was stuff you were actually supposed to do), so he's a little disappointed because he's got things in place in order for you to properly take care of yourself and be the best version of yourself that you want to be. so sometimes when you don't do these things, he's a little disappointed bc holy fucking shit, how did you even survive on your own? you animal, you just ate cheez-its for dinner and called it a day? (animal is me, im animal, i love cheez-its)

and you're sitting on the edge of the bed and he hangs up his towel after he's dried off - his blonde hair is still wet but it's slicked back and there's some strands falling down framing his face, and your whole body is humming with need because he looks SO fucking good all the time but when he comes out of the shower, he looks soooooo goddamn good.

and he knows sometimes you basically pounce on him as soon as he's out of the shower.

so he comes over to you, completely naked, his cock out and you keep staring at it and only it, and when he stands in front of you, he has to LITERALLY put his hand under your chin and tilt your head up to get you to look up at him because you're STILL staring at his cock.

and he's been listening to you the whole time you've been telling him about your morning, but your voice has been trailing off ever since he's been standing there in the bathroom doorway.

and he raises his eyebrows at you, and very calmly, he goes "so you didn't do anything you were supposed to do, is that what you're saying?"

and you blink up at him, you're like ".... no, i didn't."

and baby, your mouth is literally salivating because his thick cock is RIGHT THERE literally INCHES from you.

and his hand drops from your chin and he sighs and he's like

"a shame. you only get rewards if you were good."

and then he goes over to his dresser and starts pulling his clothes out to start getting ready for the day. (baby, you shouldve just did what he asked you to do, then you could've had your reward :( )

[shxt-txt]

All Might x F!reader (smut)

Hello, I have been thinking for a long time about writing something to post here. Today I got some time and was inspired! I want to say my special thanks to @tired-teacher-blog who encouraged me to write again ♥

I thank whoever takes the time to read it, I hope it pleases you, dear reader.

♦ Sorry, English is not my first language, so the text may have some mistakes. But I did my best!

With luv, C.

Warnings: bad words, faceriding, vaginal sex, squirting, choking, breeding kink, agnst, unprotected sex, oral sex (female receiving), nipple play, praise.

~ All Might suddenly breaks up with you, leaving you heartbroken, of course. In an attempt to forget him, you seek refuge, but will it be enough? How long can you be without your number one hero? ~

You could hear the gentle rain drops hitting the window while you sobbed the most quietly you could, after all, you were far from home and that caffe was not the best place for a lady to cry. It was a matter of time 'til someone to come and ask if everything was alright. Well, deep in your mind a big storm has formed, your heartbeat seemed slow, weak… Not physically, of course emotionaly. You stared for minutes that seemed more like hours the mug of coffe and the money he left in front of you, that empty space hit you harder than all the villains you fought before, what a brutal pain.

His words kept repeating and repeating on your mind, saying a million times that you two couldn't be together anymore, simply like that. But why? Why the biggest love of your life that asked you to be his girlfriend one year before now acts like he dosen't give a shit to your feelings?

It didn't take long for the waitress to come and ask you if everything was okay, while collecting the money left on the table by Toshinori.

"I'm fine, sorry." Your voice slipped out low, almost inaudible. "Please keep the change." As you got up to leave, the waitress stared at you worriedly. You walked out of the cafe looking down trying to hide your crying expression, you had barely touched the cup of tea you ordered.

Later that evening, after a long bath in which you stared half the time at the ceiling in the bathtub, you were sitting on the floor in front of the coffee table with a futon over your legs, wondering what Toshinori was doing now. But when you realized that you were thinking about him again, you furiously nibbled your own lip as you muttered through your teeth that you should forget about him. But your heart was screaming for that man, the flame that burned inside your chest was absolutely impossible to ignore. After spending that whole year being his girlfriend, how could he now act like you didn't even exist? How could All Might be so cold? Bastard. How dare he?

The days went by, and so did the weeks. Until one and a half months has past. Working at the UA as a teacher was being harder than imagined, after all, you met him almost every day there. The corridors seemed narrower everytime you saw him, as if the walls were almost pushing you into the arms of your beloved. But you would never dare do that, of course, you wouldn't humiliate yourself like that. He was the one who turned his back on you. But surely the worst of it all was that now your dearest Toshi wouldn't even look at you, he would lower his head or even look the other way when he realized your presence.

It was clear how much it was affecting you but no one spoke about that, until the day that in one of the tests of the students against the teachers, you were easily defeated. The principal Nezu wanted to know what was affecting your performance, your answer was that you were just “tired”, so he offered you a few days off to rest.

Maybe this was the best thing for you now.

The problem was that everything in your house reminded you of him, every corner had a bit of All Might in it. The days and nights you spent together, cooking, watching TV, cleaning, resting, making love, bathing… Everything.

Maybe you should move, a very small apartment would be more suitable for a single woman. The double bed you were sleeping in was already too big… Empty, to be exact.

So you decided to travel and stay for a while at your grandmother's house, since your parents lived in another country. The seven days off that the principal gave you would be enough to calm your nerves, even more by staying in a place as quiet as your grandparents' country house.

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"Honey, won't you stop for a while to eat?" Your grandmother was a very sweet and kind person, and very protective of her beloved grandchildren. "I made your favorite!"

"I'm coming Grandma!" You replied excitedly as you organized some vegetables you had picked that afternoon.

Your grandparents were so into plant life that, even in retirement, they continued to work at planting. Besides the flowers they planted in the garden, you loved them. And for a while you were able to put Toshinori aside and enjoy that moment with your beloved grandparents.

After eating a lot you went to take a nice warm bath, wearing a simple dress to sleep. Summer is a rainy season and it didn't take long for the raindrops to start falling. This reminded you of the instant Toshi invited you to the cafe, telling you that he needed to tell you something important. Eager to know what was that, you went more than quickly, only to hear those harsh words from him.

You sighed, feeling again a painful tightness in your chest, almost as if someone were crushing your heart with their fingers.

As you lay down on the warm futon, your thoughts continued to wander through the night. How you missed those arms enveloping you completely, the deep tone of his voice against your ears, his calloused hands touching every inch of your being. The warm kisses you exchanged, the nights of pleasure when the only thing you could scream was his name.

"Toshi…" you murmured before falling asleep with watery eyes.

In the middle of the night you noticed strange noises coming from outside, they sounded like animals stirring in the dirt of the garden. You slid open the sliding door to find All Might staring at you, soaking wet from the rain.

"I... I didn't know which house I should enter, and... " He began to speak, as if it was normal for him to be there. "Nezu told me that you had taken a few days off, I went to your house and couldn't find you. A neighbor commented that you had come to visit your grandparents, so I-"

You didn't even give him time to finish speaking, you slapped him as hard as you could, as if all that pain you were feeling was concentrated in your hand, hitting the face of the man standing before you.

He stood motionless for a few moments, in silence. Perhaps processing what had just happened.

"How dare you show up here?" Your urge was to scream, but of course you couldn't, you didn't want to wake your grandparents. "You're nothing but a bastard, you dumped me like a bag of garbage and now you appear before me as if nothing happened?"

He remained silent as you spoke, only moving his face forward again.

Involuntarily your fists began to strike the wet chest of the number one hero. His white shirt showed off his muscles perfectly, but that was no focus right now. All Might remained silent until you began to cry, punching his chest with small punches non stop.

You only stopped when his huge arms wrapped you in a kind embrace, comforting you against his chest.

"I'm sorry, (Y/N). I shouldn't have left you. I came to clear things up… If you want to continue as we are, that's fine. But I hope you will choose to be mine again."

"How do you expect that I can forgive you like this?" Your voice was shaky from crying.

"I was afraid. Remember two weeks earlier we were attacked and you almost died? That shook me up, seeing the woman I love succumb because of me would be the death of All Might." His arms pulled away a little, allowing him to caress your cheek gently. "Recovery Girl was impressed with the amount of injuries you were able to sustain without passing out."

"And you were afraid it would happen again? Why didn't you say anything to me? Why did you just broke up and left?"

On one hand, you understood him, but the way he did it really hurt you.

"I'm weakening (Y/N). I can't keep my muscular form for more than three hours now, soon I won't be able to be strong and protect you anymore. I fear for your life."

His blue eyes finally met yours again, the gentle touch of cold hands against your warm skin gave you goosebumps. Your heart was beating almost to the point of stopping. Toshinori really was the love of your life.

"Toshi, I can take care of myself. I may be not like you and my quirk is nothing but a support… But I can beat some villains on my own. If loving you means risking my life every single day, so be it."

After your confession, his eyes gained a sparkle and his wide smile returned to his face.

"That's why I came after you, my love. I kept saying to myself that being apart was the best for us. But deep in my heart I knew I was not going to be able to fix things if I let you go for too long."

And again he hugged you, his wet body was also getting you all soaked, but that didn't matter. The two of you just wanted to enjoy some of the touch that you had missed so much.

"As long as I live, I want to be by your side." He whispered close to your ear, giving you shivers again. "Forgive me."

You didn't need anything else, you kissed him imediately. That was your answer.

All Might took you in his lap and you promptly wrapped your legs around his waist, closing any gaps between your bodies. The need for both of you was so great that you didn't mind the rain, he took a few steps back, and now you were both being enveloped by the raindrops that kept falling. In a few seconds your hair and clothes were wet, as were his.

The kiss you exchanged was full of love, passionate, as if you both didn't had contact in years. Your fingers intertwined with your lover's blond hair, caressing them tenderly while he stroked your back.

The world could end in that instant and you wouldn't complain, being in Toshinori's arms was what mattered. Your heart was now pounding but with happiness, the taste of his mouth was too divine to live without. The warmth of that body, though wet, couldn't compare to anything else, much less his gentle touches and caresses.

It didn't take long for your body to begin responding to all that stimulation, the heat between your legs was increasing with each second. That needy kiss had to be interrupted for you both to catch some breath, so you took the opportunity to invite him in.

"If you stay quiet, my grandparents won't know…" You whispered with a smile at the corner of your lips. You felt like a teenager again.

In a few moment your clothes were lying on the floor of the bedroom, and you both stepped into the shower together, exchanging even more caresses and kisses in the process.

All Might is huge, strong, even in his "weak" form, he doesn't stop being tall and his cock doesn't change anything. No matter what form he is, your love and desire don't change. But that night apparently he was willing to give you his best form, the muscles of his abdomen rubbed against your back under the shower as his huge hands roamed over your soapy body.

He touched your shoulders carefully, sliding his manly hands along the delicate skin to your waist, bringing your body even closer to him. He brushed his lips against your right shoulder, kissing it a few times.

Your nipples were hard, your pussy was screaming for his touch, but Toshi knew exactly how to drive you crazy. He touched you in all the right places, softly kissing the back of your neck as he whispered a lot of praises in your ear.

"I love every inch of your body…" He says, in a soft voice.

Now he finally touches your breasts, playing with both nipples by making circles with his thumbs, slowly caressing that area by squeezing them gently. Your parted lips let little gasps escape, without even realizing it you tilt your head to the side, allowing Toshinori to kiss and bite some more of the exposed skin in that area.

"I will never... let you... go of my arms... again..." He paused his sentence to kiss your skin every single word that came out of his mouth.

Deep inside, you could still feel some pain as you remembered the moments you were away from him, crying, mourning… How could you live without this man by your side? Especially after knowing him as a lover. No one is perfect, but Toshinori was certainly worth being with. He's caring, kind, funny, your best friend, amazing in bed… This man really had qualities that outweighed his defects.

As you stepped out of the shower, you both dried off carefully and snuggled together on the futon.

"I love you." He said as he stared into your eyes.

You climbed over his body and answered him.

"I love you too, Toshi."

And you bent over his chest, letting your breasts boucing against his skin, kissing him again. Your tongue eagerly sought for his in a thirsty kiss as your hips moved against his already erect dick. Your bodies yearned for more… And you were on the edge, respecting your grandparents' home was important, but you couldn't go without having your lover fuck you like you deserved that night.

"You know… You really hurt me." You interrupted the kiss to speak, which made him express his sadness immediately. "I hope you're ready to make up for it…" You stood up only to sit on his face, the expression of sadness soon fading and one of surprise taking its place.

But he understood. Toshinori then veraciously attacked your pussy, slidding his tongue over your folds immediately, your taste invaded his mouth making him moan with satisfaction. Then your clit was the target of his wet lips, he licked and sucked it with desire, making you shudder above him, covering your mouth with both hands to avoid screaming with pleasure. He began running quick circles on your clit, feeling it swell even more, your arousal mixed with his saliva was making his lips and chin all wet.

Your orgasm was building but you still wanted more, then your hips began to move rhythmically, back and forth so that he could lick you as you wished. Meanwhile All Might's huge hands grabbed your ass cheeks, squeezing them as he sucked on your labia and clit with a lot of wet sounds. At this moment, his cock continued to pulsate against his own abdomen, hard as rock.

The noises of him eating you out were loud, but by now, you didn't even care anymore. Your legs were trembling and your body felt like it was on fire, as you looked down you realized that his blue eyes couldn't stop staring at you, he opened his mouth just a few milimeters of your cunt and exposed his tongue for you, so you could see your juices all over him.

"Cum for me, let me taste it." He asked.

"Oh God…" That vision, that voice… You coudn't resist.

One of his hand came closer to your pussy and pulled some of the skin, exposing even more of your clit, swollen and pulsating. Then the blond man grabbed that small organ and sucked it hard, moaning hungrily.

You more that quickly clamped your lips together as soon as you saw him do this, intense pleasure overcame you and then you came against his mouth vigorously. Toshi licked every single drop of your juices.

For a few moments he admired your pussy pulsating for him, as if calling him for another round. Of course,he could be there licking you for hours. But surely you two had other plans.

He waited for you to move again, helping you to lie down. He came on top of you, kissing your lips, cheeks, neck, slowly moving down to your breasts, on which he sucked the hard nipples eagerly. Both of the hero's hands squeezed them without ceasing while intercalating the nipples. His tongue wandered over each part of your breasts, licking and sucking your skin carefully, leaving a few marks.

"Toshi... I want you..." You whispered.

Your legs were wrapped around his waist again, the tip of his cock was rubbing against your clit, teasing you. Your pussy was begging for it. You could feel the pre-cum escaping from his pink glande.

Of course your lover didn't want to make you wait too long, but you needed some time to get ready for it, after all, he was huge.

Slowly he began to penetrate you, stretching the inner walls of your pussy as only he could. The moans had to be contained, so you just held them in your throat, even if you wanted to scream. Gradually he invaded your interior in a mixture of pain and pleasure, you were so wet that you practically sucked him into your tight interior.

Toshi groaned low, trying to contain himself as well, you're squeezing him so tightly that you could feel every vein.

Your hands roamed up and down your partner's arms and back, dragging your nails across his body without caring if left marks or not. Your bodies collided every now and then as he forcefully shoved everything into you, and on one of these occasions you bit hard on his shoulder, which was no bother at all for him.

His two hands were on the floor for support, one on each side of your head, and you caught his gaze and fixed your attention there. You stared at each other for long seconds, motionless, until your tongues were again entwined in another kiss, and then he began to thrust against your pussy. His cock slammed against your uterus every time, even though he didn't put everything inside you. This brought you to a state of absurd ecstasy. Your clit was hard and swollen again, pulsating with lust.

His cock slid in and out of you with ease, your juices were running down your ass as his heavy balls were slapping there too. At one point, All Might pulled his cock out and rolled you onto your stomach, putting one arm around your neck and with the other hand covering your mouth so you wouldn't scream. He knew exactly what to do.

The sloppy noises were inevitable, after all, he was lying on top of you, ruthlessly shoving that huge cock into you, humping you as he loved to do. You were totally helpless against him, that was enough to rip your sanity away.

He buried his full length inside your pussy again, your scream was muffled by his palm that forced itself even harder against your lips. Your eyes rolled back in their orbits, your saliva leaked out of the corner of your mouth just as your pussy kept spurting out your sweet nectar, further wetting the futon where you were lying on.

You wanted to scream, to beg for more, to ask to be destroyed by him until your legs were completely weak. Every inch of your body wanted more, it was clear the power All Might had over you. Only he could fuck you like that.

"I bet you missed that, uh?" He whispered against your ear, very softly.

The only thing you could do was shake your head a yes.

He wanted to slap your ass, but he couldn't make any more noise than he was already making, so he just let go of your neck and grabbed your buttocks tightly, spreading your ass to expose your butthole. It was winking, he wanted it there too, but it was not the time or the place for that.

Without warning All Might pulled of from your pussy at once and leaned over your body, licking your ass and pussy again. You had to dunk your head into the pillow to prevent from moaning out loud, that man was killing you. Slowly you raised your hips until you were in all fours, giving him a very good view of you.

"What do you want me to do now, my princess?" He knelt behind you, holding your ass with both hands, waiting for your answer to continue.

"Fill me up."

Surprised, he widened his eyes but did not move.

"Cum inside me, please. Give me every single drop..."

He smirked and agreed, his cock was pulsating evidencing that he had been holding it in for some time now. He then penetrated you again, this time with less gentleness, burying everything until his balls hit your clit over and over until he increased the speed.

His hands gripped the flesh of your waist, pulling on your body at each thrust, reaching your cervix every time, he was close and you could feel it. Then you started to wiggle erotically against his dick, then he stopped moving and just stared, enjoying the view.

"Fuck… I'm gonna cum so fucking hard…" The instant he said it, he grabbed your ass again and buried himself into your pussy, releasing strong, hot jets of semen against your cervix. You could feel him filling every inch of your pussy with his seed. It seemed like it wouldn't stop, until he pulled out, the thick cum started flowing down of your cunt onto the floor.

Promptly he got up to get something to clean you off.

"Are you sure it's okay for me to cum inside like that?" You two were already laid down again, he asks with a little bit of concern.

"Well… I've always wanted you to do that." Your fingers touched his face very gently, caressing his skin.

"Always? Why didn't you ever tell me? You are the only woman I would ever want to have a child with." He had a little bit of blushing on his cheeks saying that.

You shared a laugh and exchanged one last kiss before falling asleep together. No matter if new villains would appear, you were willing to fight for your love until the end.

[angelplummie]

OFFICIAL HAIKYUU TALL GIRL FUCKERS

HAIKYUU X F!READER

smut

masterlist

warnings: size kink, face sitting, L bombs, dirty talk, slightly rough? not even tho, cockwarming, fluffiness

this is for my tall girlies that got rejected by their crush in school bc they were too tall. go fuck yourself gus i hope you die. now there will be some short girl slander here so if ur short and sensitive i recommend you do not read. I’ll repeat myself, no short girl behaviour in my replies por favor.

USHIJIMA

man this dude LOVES tall girls

I may be bias but man look at this dude

i think he would just generally want someone closer to his height, he doesn’t get off to his s/o being smaller than him at all

if anything, if they were too much smaller it might ick him out a bit, he would feel a bit creepy being enormous and having a tiny little gf

He thinks tall girls have a certain elegance, even if you don’t see it, he thinks your beauty is ethereal and unmatched

which is why when you get insecure because your only a little bit (if at all) shorter than him, he makes sure to show you he doesn’t mind in the easiest way possible: ploughing the doubt from your mind

“Toshi- Toshi, ahhhhhh!” You cry as he hooks your beautiful legs over his shoulders and continues to rut into you like a man possessed. He grips your calves, staring down at the way your long body ricochets with every thrust. Your arms are splayed against the mattress and your fingers grip the sheets, face scrunched up with overwhelming stimulation. He watched as his cock is completely swallowed by your puffy pussy, cream surrounding the base every time he moves. Giving a chaste kiss to your calve, Ushijima tilts his head back in a groan, fucking you hard but sensually.

“See? Isn’t this...” he grunted,”Isn’t this better for me? If you were any smaller, I’d break you.”

Pussy pulsing, the back of your head digs into your pillow and you moan like a little bitch. His hips work against you, the piston of him thick cock making you twitch, you were close. Effortlessly he hits your g-spot, which has you clenching around him.

He groans.

“You’re so tight, still got a little pussy, mmh.”

Now his thrusts were getting faster and messier, stoping the grind and now just ploughing your wet little hole.

“Toshi-!” you pleaded,”i’m gonna cum!”

“Me too, Y/N, C’mere.”

he pushes your legs back down either side of his waist and bends over your shaking body. He puts one elbow either side of your head, hips still sloppily fucking you. One hand reaches to hold your face and he goes down to kiss you. You whimper in his mouth and he shoves his tongue lovingly down your throat. He moans deep and stutters his hips to a stop, cock nestled deep inside of you, and he cums. You sob into his sweet kiss and cum with him as he stuffs you full of his thick semen. He pants, pulling away from your mouth only for a second where he gives you another impassioned kiss. Forehead to forehead, you breathe together, a warm quiet filling the room.

“I love you Y/N.”

“I love you Toshi.”

BOKUTO

mmm wants u to have his babies

something about tall women makes him want to breed

and you have such good child bearing hips, he can’t help but stare as you walk

He thinks ur kids would be such good athletes <3

your long big sexy thighs drive him wild you don’t even know, u cannot fathom the magnitude that this man wants to bite them

i do think he would also date short girls too, and maybe he did in the past

so when you see photos of him with his ex who is tiny ur like ‘oh :(’ cuz ur literally nothing like her

when he sees you scrolling thru her ig he asks you what ur doing

ur like ‘nothing :/‘ he’s like ‘😗 this shit won’t fly’

after enough questioning ur like ‘well it’s just... she’s a lot smaller than you... and me... and idk... i just didn’t know you were into that’

oho u gonna be walking funny tomorrow

He has you on your stomach, ass in the air for him, pounding you from the back. holding ur arms to keep you as close to him as possible, yanking you back against his heavy thrusts.

“Who’s my girl? Who am I fucking right now?”

“m-me!”

he half groans half laughs, fingers digging into your soft skin.

“That’s right baby, you’re my girl, my pretty little girl. She’s old news you got that?”

Instantly you nod against the squeaking bed. He loves the sound you let out every time he fills you completely, he revels in the sight of your long back arched for him.

“Good girl.”

Nearly drenched, your wet cunt leaves a little slick on his balls, weeping down your thighs. He reaches underneath and rubs your clit in tight circles, groaning as he feels your cunt tighten and pulse.

“Yeah, yeah,” he says breathily, voice becoming gruffer,”Ohh yeah, you like that? You like this?”

He gave it a slight slap, and you jolted a little, whimpers escaping your smushed lips.

“You’re my girl now yeah? Wouldn’t change you, wouldn’t, You’re-You’re perfect. Wanna breed you, make perfect little babies.”

You turn you bleary eyes to look back at him, and you give him a dumb little smile. His heart melts and his cock throbs, and his speed increases with vigor. The pump of his cock inside of you is driving you insane, drool dampening the sheets. You’re so lost in the feeling of him inside you filling you to the brim, you forget why you were so upset to begin with.

“Ohhh baby i’m close,” growls, hands now wrapping around the base of your waist, pushing you into the bed so he can pound you like a machine.

“Gonna fill you with my cum baby, gonna breed your pussy, don’t you want that?”

“Yes, yes Kou, please,” you cry, and it doesn’t take much more for him to release his fat load inside your spasming walls with a surprisingly high moan.

Pushed over the edge with the feeling of his cum, you scream, cumming as he still fucks it back into you. As you come down you expect him to let up, but he doesn’t, he just keeping whining and fucking you like he was before.

“Kou, what, what are-“ you can harley for a sentence, overstimulated and disoriented.

“Gotta- hnghhh- make sure it takes, breed you one more time. Ok? You can do that for me can’t you?”

You have little choice but to take it.

HINATA

doesn’t give a shit hes shorter than you

like not at all

like not at ALL at all

before u guys were dating he jacked off the the thought of your perfect body, those long ass legs, those thighs

oh my god he loves ur thighs

sorry but why is hinata one of them dudes that like begs you sit on his face? like can he chill? he’s so intense about it LMAO

ur like i will crush ur skull and hes like i’m willing to risk that

and when you sit on it you just hover cuz you don’t want him to literally die, but he’s like “when i say sit i mean SIT ma i got a thick skull”

doesn’t care that ur ‘bigger’ than him, knows ur a whiny girl at heart

just wants to take care of you n make u cream, not much to ask is it?

“You’re like two inches from my face, sit down.”

You squeak as he yanks your hips into his face, mouth finally connecting with what he’s been waiting for all day, hell, all his life.

“Shoyo! Shoyo, I’m gonna hurt you, I’m gonna- fuuuuck,” you breathe out as he starts suckling on your precious clit.

“Stop worrying Y/N, I got you, see?” he squeezes your thighs, showing he can hold you up.

“I-I don’t know, i’m kinda heavy...” You glance down at your boyfriend. His head looks small in comparison to your thighs, and you feel guilty even though he begged you to let him do this. Your guilt is eased somewhat by the look of stifling intensity on his face. His warm brown eyes stare into yours, you found it so flustering before? but now you can’t look away. His soft orange hair is tousled and mussed, framing his face, yet somehow he still makes you weak, even from underneath you.

“It’s nothing, really, I’ve got you. Let me make you feel good. Please?”

You wait a moment, then nod, and he dives right back in. Shaky hands reach forward to the bed frame steadying yourself as he tongues your wet folds. He groans into you at the taste, making you exhale at the vibration.

He licks your whole labia happily, flat lick all over that make you squirm. His dick was hard as anything, pulsing uncontrollably in his boxers. The tip had been dribbling pre the second you gave him a good look at his favourite girls pussy.

He makes you fall apart on top of him over and over until your knees buckle and you do actually end up nearly crushing him if it weren’t for those enormous arms of his holding you steady.

He’s done when he says he is, so, obviously, you’re in for a long night.

OIKAWA

power couple alert ‼️‼️

imagine u two tall ass hotties strutting around hand in hand like it’s nobodies business!

in his eyes, you are the most stunning person he’s ever seen so he can’t fathom how you could possibly dislike your height

over the years of being together, he’s really boosted your confidence, you don’t even question his opinion of you anymore, you know he thinks ur fine as fuck

the amount of scrappy doo looking fan girls he had to deal with on a daily basis, only to come home to you

you, the perfect, gorgeous, ever soothing presence, you’re like his own personal stress reliever

especially when he’s let it all out inside you, and is holding you close after a particularly gruelling day

He panted from behind you, holding you close against his chest. You were both on your side, his cock plugging you full of his warm release. A kiss to your shoulder, he lay basking in the heat you radiate, inside and out. You smile into the black of your room, feeling the rise and fall of his chest on your back.

“Had a hard day,” he murmured,”Couldn’t wait to see you.”

Your sleepy smile widen.

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah. Had some fan girls come up to me today after practice. They wouldn’t leave me alone, I just wanted to get back to you.”

You reached for his hand that was draped loosely around your waist. tenderly you took it and sighed.

“Well that just makes me burn with jealousy doesn’t it?” you yawned and closed your eyes.

He laughed softly and kissed your shoulder again.

“Oh I know. I’m so disloyal, you better keep me on a leash.”

“Not a bad idea. I know what you’re like. Can’t keep you away from those short girls.”

“mhm. You know they’re my favourite.”

shuffling even closer, he breathed in you’re scent, giving your hand a soft squeeze.

“Love you forever.”

“Love you, you dog.”

He laughed one more time, before you both settled into a peaceful sleep.

IWAIZUMI

homeboy is not the tallest guy out there, but boy oh boy, does he love tall girls

when he first saw you, he just knew he had to have you

he knows you could be a bit insecure having a boyfriend that isn’t much much bigger than you

so he tries to soothe you, make you feel little, make you feel like how other girls get to

there’s something about him, all muscle, his intensity, his confidence, it makes you melt and quiver beneath him

he loves taking control, making you his tiny baby that he knows you are, knows you want to be

It doesn’t hurt that he’s hung like a fucking horse either

“Aw, am I too big? Is my little girl too small for me? I’ll make it fit, don’t worry.”

he bullies his way further inside as you whine and grab at his built shoulder. He loves the sting of your nail in his back, almost as much as he loves your tight little pussy sucking him in bit by bit.

You’re sat on the kitchen counter, legs encircling his waist the whole way round. His fingers dig deep into your sides to keep you from squirming or wriggling away. He continues to push in, inch by inch as you clench your teeth at the stretch, until you’re full to the brim with him, cunt drooling on his throbbing erection.

“Fuck, so tight...” he mutters, more to himself than you. He’ll never get used to how good you feel, it’s always brand new.

You let out jagged breaths as he waits for you to adjust, burying your face in the small of his neck.

“You ok sweetheart?”

He’s desperate to move, but he needs to make sure you’re alright first.

“Yes, hajime... please,” you say, it comes out muffled with how you’re pressing your face into his neck.

He smiles softly.

“Are you feeling shy, pretty? That’s ok, do you want me to be gentle?”

You shake your head.

“Just tired hajime. P-Please move, you can go hard.”

He groaned as you tightened on him, like an invitation.

“Oh, such a good girl. Gonna give it to you good yeah?”

You inhaled as he drew back his hips, only his hips remaining inside you. Before you could do anything else, he slammed back into you, knocking you back with the force of it.

“Hajime!” you choked, eyes rolling back as he fucked you, good and deep. In his lower abdomen you could feel his tight, huge muscles jerking at the strain against you and your brain went fuzzy as he ground against that soft spot inside you.

Drilling your tiny hole, he growled at the hug of you pillowy walls, the wetness of the as his ears were filled with fwop fwop fwop.

“God, fuck, I love you,” he rasped, putting his full body weight into the sloppy impassioned thrusts.

“I-I love you so much, don’t stop hajime,” a breathy whisper was all you could muster, you felt like you had no control of the way you clung to him, his fat cock turning you to goo.

The two of you moan into the night like so many other, and melt into the feeling of being together. It’s really unfathomable the luxury you provide for each other, a love truly unmatched.

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masterlist (again)

[kybabi]

reacting to their s/o falling asleep on someone else

w/ kenma, ushijima, and bokuto!

part 2!

series masterlist here!

(a/n: here is the second part of this prompt!!

quick reminder that these are written in the characters’ respective teams! this is a quick lil drabble i wrote and its not very long but i hope you enjoy hehe)

kenma

kenma was not looking forward to going on a run with you this morning, but you forced him to anyway

going on some weird shit about needing to stay in shape or something

but while the two of you were running, he tripped on a pebble and landed right on his face

and when he came up, there was a funny looking red mark on his face

as much as you tried to keep it in, you just couldn’t take it anymore and bust out, hysterically laughing

he just rolled his eyes at you and walked the rest of the way home

but then he ignored you at school the entire day

you thought, “he can’t be that mad???”

but even when the team hung out at his house that night, he wouldn’t talk to you

when you first arrived, you didn’t expect the movie to be so boring.

but now, it’s only half an hour through, and you can feel yourself nodding off slowly.

you’ve been trying to pay attention, you really have, but it’s been a long day and you’re trying with everything you have not to completely pass out. kenma’s sitting right next to you, though he still isn’t speaking to you.

your boyfriend has been so petulant and childish all day. so what, you laughed at him! anyone would do that. right?

even so, while you’re pretty sure he’s just being petty, you also want to cuddle, and he’s not budging.

but as the forty-minute mark hits, you finally succumb to sleep, and flop over into his lap. he sighs, rolls his eyes, and picks you back up, putting you upright. you hum and fall back into him, to which he shoves you back up, and you look up at him with puppy eyes.

“kenma, i wanna cuddle.”

he side-eyes you for a minute before shrugging.

“should’ve thought about that before you laughed at me this morning.” there’s satire in his tone, but you’re getting tired of his pettiness. you just want to sleep.

“please?” you whine, tugging at his sweatshirt. he scoffs.

“if you wanna cuddle with someone, why don’t you cuddle with lev instead?” he suggests, monotone, full well knowing you won’t. he knows you’ll keep begging him until he relents, but he thinks it’d be a little fun to watch you plead for a little more.

but what he doesn’t expect is for you to grunt petulantly and move over to your other side before plopping into lev’s lap and resting your head on his chest.

lev grunts softly in surprise, turning red. he looks over to kenma, who is fuming. he looks back at you, and then back at him, and shrugs.

to be completely honest, kenma had wanted to see how you’d react to him ignoring you for the entire day. but seeing the way lev’s long limbs drape over you, the way you look comfortable situated on his lap, he decides the end result was probably not worth it.

kenma glares at you, but you don’t sense his eyes on you. instead, you snuggle into the fabric of lev’s shirt, snoring softly.

then lev pats at your head gently and kenma thinks he’s had enough, so he scoots over, scoops you up, and puts you in his own lap instead. you moan softly.

“smell nice,” you mumble, inhaling his scent in the sweatshirt he’s wearing. he scoffs.

“you’re terrible, you know that?”

“you love me.”

he pauses, looking away, cheeks heating up.

“...yeah. whatever.”

ushijima

ushi invited the adlers over to hang out at your shared apartment tonight

but he was still being passive aggressive at you for what happened this morning

essentially, you’d both gone grocery shopping

but you wouldn’t let him get that one bag of chips he liked, because you already had like,, 6 of them at home

this is how the conversation went:

“toshi, we have those at home.”

“not very many. it wouldn’t hurt to get more.”

“babe, we don’t need it!”

“but if i’m paying for it, don’t you think i should be allowed to purchase them?”

“toshi, i’m not going to let you buy them. we have too many at home!”

you pulled him away from the aisle and he sulked the entire way home

he’s still mad at you tho😐

it’s been at least an hour, and you still don’t understand the game at all.

no matter how many times you’ll watch the boys take their turns, it still doesn’t make any sense.

you’d scrolled through your phone for a bit, but even that got boring, and now you’re just getting sleepy. even with how loud they are, you can feel yourself growing tired.

very slowly, their voices start to grow distant, and your eyes start to close.

no longer able to hold yourself up, you finally slump over into your boyfriend’s lap. but immediately after, he’s picking you up and moving you back over.

you whine sleepily. “toshi, wanna sleep.”

he pretends to be engrossed in the game.

“not now, y/n.”

you ignore him anyway and fall right back into his lap, to which he picks you right back up and sitting you back down. you glare at him.

“sleep somewhere else,” he mutters, not looking at you.

you sigh dejectedly, and look around. all the boys are contributing their own attention to the game, except for kageyama, who is checking something on his phone. you decide you’ll sit by him.

you scoot over to his side and slip into the space between his arm and his side, fitting into his presence nicely. you snuggle into him and resume your sleep, and he looks down at you, confused. then he looks up to see ushijima, who doesn’t look very happy at the sight.

the two of them exchange looks stoically, kageyama’s of confusion and wakatoshi’s of jealousy. kageyama shrugs and looks back down at his phone.

no longer paying attention to the game, toshi grunts petulantly. he observes the way your face is completely obscured by kageyama’s sweatshirt, nose buried in the fabric. he shifts uncomfortably. you should be with him instead.

but his pride butts into his thoughts, so he attempts to focus on the game instead. but then you’re moaning softly in your sleep against tobio, and with his pride forgotten, he crawls over to where you’re sitting and takes you out from under kageyama’s arm. he sits in his seat and lays you on his chest, grunting softly.

“toshi?” you blink, looking up at him. “i thought you were mad at me.”

he refuses to look at you, making a noise that’s more like a reluctant grunt than a response, cheeks heating up slightly.

“you have to buy me more chips.”

you laugh.

“okay, toshi.”

bokuto

um🧍🏻‍♀️

you thought it would be a lil bit funny to prank bokuto, wanting to see if he’d react the way you predicted

so you walked up to him and asked him a question

“hey bo, why can’t you spike like sakusa?”

his hair, just fluffed up excitedly at the prospect of you asking him a question about his volleyball skills, deflated sadly

his shoulders drooped dejectedly

“hey! what’s that supposed to mean?”

when you explained that it was a prank, he huffed childishly, crossing his arms and turning away

“kou, i was just kidding!”

“suuure.”

but when lunch rolled around, and the MSBY boys were over for some team bonding, he was still ignoring you😐

“wanna cuddle?” you offer to your boyfriend, who is sitting next to you on the couch. you’re all swaddled up in his clothes, and while the sight is adorable, he remembers that he’s supposed to be mad at you. he scoffs and turns away.

you sigh. he’s still in his mood?

so instead you just decide you’ll sit next to him for the time being. hinata and atsumu are sitting on the floor, playing some type of childish game to decide who gets the last bun, and you laugh, taking it in.

but all that food you’d eaten just half an hour ago was enough to make you sleepy, and you feel as though you could slip into a food coma at any second.

at some point, you just don’t have it in you to stay awake, and topple over into bokuto’s lap, already half asleep. he blinks at your figure before pushing you back up onto your side of the couch.

ignoring his gesture, you slip back into his lap, situating yourself comfortably, before he pulls you back up into sitting.

you rub at your eyes. “bo,” you mumble. “just this once?” you plead. he huffs.

“why don’t you go and snuggle with sakusa instead? since he’s ‘so great,’” he mumbles childishly, imitating your voice whinily. you scoff.

“fine,” you mutter, getting up and moving onto the other couch, where sakusa is sitting alone. you sit down next to him and then lay your head in his lap, closing your eyes peacefully. kiyoomi is barely phased, looking up at bokuto for a second before returning to his phone.

bokuto squirms jealously, wanting to stomp around and throw a tantrum. you just look so cute and warm and soft but you’re in SAKUSA’S lap?! how rude.

to think just this morning you had compared him, your own boyfriend, to sakusa, and now you’re cuddling him? koutaro glares at you, but you don’t see it.

so like he’s been doing this whole time, he turns his nose up away from you and pretends not to care. but out of the corner of his eye, he sees sakusa lay a hand on your cheek, moving your hair out of your face and away from your mouth, and gets up without thinking.

“hey, get someone of your own before stealing mine!” he complains, scooping you up out of sakusa’s lap and cradling you gently. sakusa just exhales, looking up at bokuto and shrugging.

koutaro sits you down on his lap, holding you tightly against his chest. he can feel your chest inhaling and exhaling rhythmically, and you stir.

“thought you didn’t wanna cuddle,” you tease, poking at his face. he hmphs and pokes you right back.

“you’re so mean to me.”

you giggle, resting your head right back on his chest.

“yeah. i know.”

[prettyboykatsuki]

Yoooooo.....how would the bois react if their s/o randomly told them they looked breedable. I can just imagine Bkg's face and Denki's screech 😂😂😂

a/n ;; sure there’s many copies of this post alr but this is my take! also 18+ pls 

DEKU ― honestly thinks it’s kind of nice to hear LMAOO. he blushes as soon as he hears it and makes you repeat it to him to make sure he heard you correctly. you like,, put your hand on his lower back and go “looking submissive and breedable today, izuku” and he’s honestly just 😃❓ at first. when you say it more clearly he just passes away poor baby. hits you with “t-thank you.. you too,” 

TODOROKI ― he is sweet and very dense but he hears the ppl online say this alot in his comments so he’s kinda familiar. when he hears you say it, he handles it very coolly as you would kinda expect from tbh. he does blush very faintly. he doesn’t try to hit you back with anything he just gives you a kiss on the forehead and goes “thank you darling.. you look nice today as well” 

BAKUGOU ― immediately is mad LMAOO HOW DARE U CALL HIM THAT. he kinda like it tho don’t let him lie :// he blushing to the tips of ears cause that man lovesick and out of his mind. you already pushing it cause you’re feeling on his ass when you tell him and you go “looking kinda submissive n breedable rn, kat” and he immediately goes “shut up before i kill you” but he like that shit. would try to turn it on u but he is TOOO embarrassed by how u said it so easily. 

KIRISHIMA ― do you think u about to embarass this man? u think he cares? he doesn’t. he doesn’t even FLINCH. him and denki say it to each other at the gym u not folding him at all. you tell him and he’s like “aww seriously?” and then he kisses your forehead and goes “thanks babe, appreciate it,” and just walks off and goes abt his day. 

DENKI ― he be saying this to his friends 24/7 so can you tell me why he gets genuinely shy when you say it to him??? like SIR? how the hell does that make any sense?? but he DOES!! he’s blushing immediately, like his knees buckle. you got an arm around his waist and he’s ready to risk it all. he’s a sick fuck (affectionate) 

SERO ― immediately breaks out into laughter LMAOOO please the two of yall can never take shit serious. after he’s done laughing he’ll put on a lil apron for you and like spin around nd be like “thanks baby.. it’s all for you” as he winks and throws you a kiss. he’s so cute and so annoying at the same time LDSKJ i love him so much 

HITOSHI  ― you’re also not getting him. kinda like kirishima and sero but he’s a lot more deadpan cause he’s shinso and obviously he would be. it kills you though cause he’s sitting on the couch and so you kinda drape yourself over him and go “lookin’ submissive and breedable today ‘toshi” and he, without an ounce of hesitation, goes “okay, breed me then” and you nearly SPIT-TAKE while he gives you a shit-eating grin. i hate him LMAOO