#i love this so much LMAO

[kachikirby]

Y'ALL THEY JUST DROPPED NEW META KNIGHT LORE FOR KIRBY CAFE

PARFAIT META KNIGHT EATS WHILE TRAINING (メタナイトが鍛錬のあいまにチョコっと食べちゃうパフェ)

Desc:

For a solitary knight who is dedicated to mastering the way of the sword, rest is just as important as daily training. The parfait, which Meta Knight devours while resting, is a one-of-a-kind dish with chocolate ice cream on top, chocolate cream, and blueberry sauce.

Link to site under cut:

[pop-punklouis]

I AM DYING 💀💀 my dad listened to ooms and was very surprised when he liked it (bc he's a pretentious bitch who only listens to 70s/80s rock. then we had the following conversation: me: why are you surprised that his music is good? you know how much i like him... dad: i thought you like him cause he's pretty... me: dad we've been over this, i'm a lesbian. my dad, without hesitation: yes, and he dresses like every girl you ever dated.. MY BOOMER DAD SHOULDN'T BE THIS FUNNY WHAT THE HELL 💀

FUCKFKF your dad? an icon 💅🏼

[gunsatthaphan]

how it started 📿 // how it ended 👔

[robotslenderman]

I dunno how well versed Zain is with meme culture, but consider this: Evie opens the door of the temporary haven she's staying in and finds a walrus there. It vanishes when she goes to fetch whichever adult is babysitting her.

She becomes the girl who cried walrus.

I want this to happen when she’s with the Vykosoviches so Nastasya can delight in watching someone finally one up the Beckettling.

[ghosthoodie]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Was in the city and my brain short circuited

OH SHIT!!!!!!! SQUID HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!

[lea-andres]

Tikal has two alter egos she uses whenever she wants to explore the world.

One is a "distant cousin" to Knuckles named Julie Su. The other is a peach spy named Shade (Sonic Chronicles). Yes, both work for the Chaotix.

Yes, she does do this to get double paychecks. She's only of the many contributing factors to why the Chaotix are broke.

TIKAL YOU'RE DEAD WHAT ARE YOU GONNA USE DOUBLE PAYCHECKS FOR-

[twiensat]

not louis posting something not promo or tour related on his ig story for the first time in forever right after the bua drops that's like god tier comedy right there

[nyf-archive]

( from this, crack ) "What? Gale's not your partner. I am." He furrowed his brows.

She looks back to yell at Gale from across the table. It was going to be somewhere along the lines of 'if I'm supposed to be your partner, stop talking about Mystra!' But Astarion interrupted her just as she was about to blurt it out. Very slowly, Colette turns her head and looks at him with her own furrowed brow.

"...could you please repeat that one more time for me. I didn't quite catch that." A perplexed, shit eating look is slowly spreading across her face as she sits back in her seat, now, arm thrown over the back as she stares at him. "Oh. You're my partner. What happened to us being a little tryst, hmm?" She was definitely intrigued, now.

"My partner. Hmm. Well then." She laughs a little to herself and takes his goblet of vinegar wine and sips on it. "Alright, then. Karlach, you're my witness." The rogue grins a bit more as the tiefling in the back cheers like the groupie she is, blazing a bit more than she intended to as Colette crosses one leg over the other and grins a little bit to herself. Well. Maybe she should've done this from the start.

[kendyroy]

“They gave me runway in this film. There’s one monologue in there. I can’t tell you the details of it. I say more words in that monologue than I said in an entire movie once as Wolverine. But there are sides of the character that I’ve been scratching at for 24 years […] There is stuff in this movie where I was like, ‘This is the thing I’ve been trying to get out’ and I feel so excited about it.”

— Hugh Jackman talking about Logan in Deadpool & Wolverine (x)

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[dove-does-stuff]

I’m watching cunk on earth and oh my god this is amazing

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[hinamie]

spins him around trying to understand the pink mop he calls hair

[lea-andres]

I love how I decided, pretty much just as an excuse to have Omega in my Winx Club AU, that my two Red Fountain teams each have a robot/computer hologram program assisting them, and each one perfectly encapsulates both teams.

The Freedom Fighters (and Tiara!) Have Nicole, who is helpful, friendly, leans a bit more logic oriented, but is quite caring and loyal to the team.

...And Tails, Tangle, Bark, Jet, and Storm have Omega, who is rude, violent, murder focused, and uncooperative at times. Plus also Rouge keeps stealing him for Cloud Tower shenanigans because he amuses her.

[nanlanmoarchived]

RIP Eddie Munson, you would've loved Metallica Bardcore for your sessions