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[bowserful-blog]

@candykraken said:"Yo Bowser! I have actual villain experience now. I think we oughta collab sometime!"

“Who DOESN’T wanna collab with TYRANT-KING MACK-DADDY BOWSER?” Honestly, the audacity: was he supposed to drop everything on his plate for ONE up and coming hooligan? Naturally, Bowser’s standards, too, were as high as the ego he paraded around with pride.

“You’re forgettin’ the NUMBER ONE RULE when you’re dealin’ with me, ‘n that’s that I don’t WORK WITH JUNIORS!” His own darling son aside, that is. “If you wanna have even a SLICK of a chance of workin’ with me, you had BETTER get that resume on deck ‘n sell yourself as the BOWSERIFIC BRUISER YOU OUGHTTA BE! Otherwise, losers need NOT apply!”