#i love this fcker

[just-a-mod]

tfw you make a deal with your mod even though they were going to do it for you any way

I love Wally, i really hope some day he'll be a fun skeleton dad again

but until then, i gotta watch over his ridiculously angsty ass

[mindmythorns]

i can feel my heart race

🖤

can you?

[rbrittonart]

I've come to assist with the indoctrination of the Robo Agenda™ Let the Robo-revolution proceed.

[94kyushi]

The desire to adopt a dozen of cats and name each after my favourite villain is starting to get really hard to ignore.

[fruityfroggy]

Tfw my tumours decide to fck with me when I feel really nervous, but I’m also just naturally a super nervous person:

I think I might start posting a little about my experiences with my condition (or at least mentioning it) on here, but in a lighthearted way ofc. I like to think of it that way. Just personifying my symptoms so I can hate on them like they’re ppl lol. It’s not as bad as it sounds…for me at least, since I’m lucky enough to be one of the few TSC patients who aren’t in critical condition (anymore). But it’s still kinda annoying and scary at times. I also just want to make an attempt at de-stigmatizing it for myself after so many years of being told to hide it and never speak of it ever. I feel like it’s important for my self acceptance. Hope yall are able to accept this about me and are fine with this addition to my blog :)

[bandys-brainrots]

Xenowifey only wants to give ya a smooch <333

[spicyvampire]

This show was made for the whump lovers- hold on, new moon transformation??? they could have made him a werewolf and they made him a child instead????? Werewolf was RIGHT here

[letsgauxplay]

i’m really mad. i’ve been using all my attempts (yes! inc 3 extra you can buy) but the last variant hasn’t appeared in 2 dayssss the 1 time it appeared it was in the far left upper corner!! yk you’re screwed once it falls down vertically. 🤬😡🤯😭😭😭 i already finished with the other two on like the 3rd or 4th day alr.

[mozki]

wow ive never had to utilise the blocking feature in my 11 years on this site until all these grotesque ai blogs that churn out eye fuckery at the most alarming rate . its not deep its just jarring cos they are sooo disruptive to the vibe lol . i understand being amused by the absurdity and surrealist nature of the piccies but they are cunting uglie as fuck

[thepastneverforgets]

when she says "I LOVE YOU" but he replies "IT'LL PASS"

and when he says "I FORGIVE YOU" but he replies "DON'T BOTHER"

[bluebudgie]

you ever just like. damn i love invertebrates

[nerdie-faerie]

Nevermind my brother's playing monopoly drunk after going to a show, I'm all good

[pinkiepig]

One of my favorite tropes ever: “only because I love you sm the side you see is for your eyes only. It is exclusive to you and only you. No one else gets to see it I don’t know what type of witchcraft you did to unlock this patreon exclusive door but I’m glad you did so feast your eyes mother fcker. BEHOLD ”

[tinydefector]

At this point if we're making this a thing the God Rung x MC are we calling this AU MC the God fcker 😂😂😂

Because I imagine after few weeks or months now they'll gonna be comfortable enough to make joke out of it.

Tyrest some how still in the ship: you should pray before I kill you

MC: don't worry I already pray my hands in knees for your god and suck him off

Those who are watching this turn to Rung who's face already blushing red(or blue idk).

Rung avoiding eye contact: >\\\\<

Whirl: eh nice

I love God fucker MC, them being the feisty snappy human to the very sweet Therapist who is God. Got another Rung AU now to add to the Wings of Primus AU.

But I'm also now just thinking about what other human crew think. The number of Virgin Mary jokes. Fuck just the amount of Jokes in general which get thrown their way.

Rungs lover is going about their day blissfully unaware of the chaos that is multiple humans interrogating Rung. Him finally gets a breather and sneaks off to speak with them privately. "I believe the rest of your crew are rather concerned about our relationship " he says while fixing his glasses and trying to not to spook them.

"What have they been telling you now?" They ask with a soft smile when they finally see him. "They seem rather worried about me, umm.. putting a Sparkling in your chamber. " he tries not to wince as he explains the other humans rather crude thoughts.

It makes them tense up before shock and horror flashed across their face. "Ahhh. Don't listen to a word any of them say. Please, they are just trying to get under your plating. I promise they mean nothing by it!" Rung can see the embarrassment in their movements as he tries to calm them down.

"Please, just settle. I just want to know why they would be worried about something like that. One of them mentioned a book of your people, saying something along the 'second coming'?" He's curious but at the same time doesn't want to overstep if it's something rather personal to human kind.

"Ahhh, I'm going to strangle them, next they are going to say I'm Virgin Mary and start making jokes about that around ship" the grumble to themself only for Rung to scoop them up into his arms. "My dear, is there something I've done wrong, I know we talked about my 'issue' but it seems it's slowly becoming something that is causing you trouble" he had his worries even after they continued their relationship after the whole 'Primus incident' as they called it.

"Beloved, please talk to me." His voice is ever soft as he traces his digits across their cheek. They lean into his touch, taking a deep breath and sighing. "Nothing bad, I promise, just stupid Earth religion thing," they start, eyes flicking open to watch him. "Earth has its own collection of religions kinda like Cybertron, one of the stories is about a young woman who gives birth to the son of 'God', I think people are mainly making jokes over the similarities" they slowly explains, it makes Runsg optic flicker as he looks at them stunned.

"Oh my," he murmurs optics flicking down to their stomach, "you're not carrying?" He asked slightly worried only for them to laugh. "No, no I'm not carry handsome, humans like to make rumours tend to make alot more than Cybertronians, I'm more surprised it's only that God they are making jokes about" they tease softly while pressing a kiss to his lips.

His frame seems to relax into the kiss. " I would like to hear some of these stories one day" he hums against their lips. "I'll see if I can find a bible and some other religious text from some others, but just watch out, some fo them might start calling you Zeus" they chuckle. It makes him smile watching how their eyes catch light.

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[swallowtail-lotus]

Curiosity {Loki x Goddess!Reader}

Repost!

Even if he's a creepy ass mother fcker, he has one of the prettiest pair of eyes I've ever seen

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Throughout the entire council, you stared at the green haired god with your eyes full of curiosity. You weren't even paying any attention to the topics spoken between your fellow deities, too fixated on the Norse god's head.

"I wonder if Loki's hair is as soft as it appears?" You pondered, your eyes shining with more curiosity. Your hands were rested on your lap, gripping your dress.

You were so distracted, you didn't notice that the council had ended until one of your servants grabbed your attention.

"Lady (Y/n), the council has ended." She said. You hummed and got up from your seat that resembled your throne back at home. You gave her a smile and walked behind her. Your servant guided you out of the meeting room and put a protective arm in front of you when one of the minor gods walked past you.

"Ah, there's no need for that, my child. I'm capable to protecting myself." You tried to reassure her. The girl's face flushed in embarrassment, bowing down repeatedly.

"I apologise, Lady (Y/n)!" She said, her voice filled with panic. You blinked and gave her a soft pat on her head, like you always do to your servants.

"Don't apologise, my child. You did nothing wrong." You said to the girl, standing her up straight. You often treated your servants like they were your children, so this wasn't a surprise to the female servant.

"Now, please go do your duties. I don't need help with anything right now." You urged, waving your hand to dismiss her. The girl stuttered out a protest, but you ignored it and went on with your day. You let out melodious hums, making your way out of the castles. A gentle breeze hits your face and blows through your hair. Suddenly, you detected a faint but familiar presence behind you.

"I know you're there, Loki. Your stealth doesn't work on me anymore." You casually cheered, your smile ever so sweet when the god decided to show himself.

"Aww, little jewel~ always ruining the fun~" He teased, patting your head like a puppy. You rolled your eyes playfully, punching his shoulder softly.

"And how am I ruining the fun?" You snickered.

"You seriously don't know? I knew how you were looking at me." His lips formed a slightly crooked smile, leaning closer to your face. Your playfulness completely disappeared, the heat rising to your face.

"You were staring at me the entire time, like a curious little kitten~"

"I wonder why- huh?" Loki completely stopped talking when he felt your hand on his head, stroking it. Your (E/c) orbs widen with fascination.

"I only started at you because I was rather curious about your hair. I never knew it was this soft!" You continued to play with his hair, accidentally brushing your fingertips against his face and jaw. The god, however, didn't know how to reply. He certainly didn't expect such boldness from a goddess like you. It didn't mean he hated the feeling. In fact, he loved it.

"Your hair's so soft!" You cooed, pulling him in for a hug and resting your head on his own. It would've been somewhat nice...

If he wasn't suffocating in your chest.

Loki didn't know where to put his hands, too distracted with the soft and warm feeling of your chest. Yes, he has noticed how voluptuous you were, but never paid full attention to it until now.

"I was right. Your hair is as soft as I thought." You couldn't help but fawn over the god's hair. Finally, on his end, you let him go, your hand reaching down to pat his head once again. When you pulled your hand away, Loki grabbed it.

"You think you can get away with what you just did?" He hissed, his hand tightened around your wrist. You were scared he was mad, but quickly noticed the lack of hostility in his tone and calmed down.

"With what?"

Loki kept his mouth shut and dragged you to his room, pushing you in and locked it. Unexpectedly, he put you on the bed and hovered over you with a wicked grin.

"You can put those hands to good use~"

[walterdoodles]

Warning for body horror. This is of the new dead by daylight killer: the unknown ♥️

And a bit of my monster fcker shenanigans. ALL images are sfw

He just has a long neck and the skin on his arms look twisted, very uncanny.

SO HELLO? As like monster fcker, ummmm 🤭🤭 teehee mister guy

Does he have any fans? I'm a big fan of his ugly face <3 and I also drew him with hillbilly🥰🥰

When my gf showed me this, i was like "is this a safe space" and she kicked me out🧍

Anyway, his crawling is very scary to me but i love him🤭🤭 so if you like dbd then uhh hello