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what's your favorite phone app? [edited from nhl's video]
#idk why it's so funny to me he said the starbucks app#i love this basic bitch#he can't keep his hands out of his hair#c u r l s#matthew tkachuk#pretty rat#i wonder if this is why they all went to new york after brady's wedding
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Eddie, loudly during a live-stream where he and Gareth are just jamming: STEVIE! STEVE!!! STEVIE!!!!
Steve, from somewhere else: YEAH?
Eddie: WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT DATING GIRLS?
Steve, yelling back: BOOBIES
Eddie: I knew that’d be his answer. He’s a tit man,
Gareth: Was any of that necessary?
*five minutes later*
Steve, sticking his head in the room: Hey, we have a very fulfilling relationship. Everything I ever wanted, I found in you and there’s nothing I’m missing…
Steve: …I’d ask what you looked for in other guys but you were a virgin when we m-
Eddie: No, I wasn’t. Stop telling people that!
#Eddie would not answer that question anyways#he knows a trick question when he sees one#Steve basically: hey just so you know I love you more than anything. also remember when you were a friendless loser with no bitches?#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson#gareth stranger things
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day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#heathers#heathers the musical#heather chandler#veronica sawyer#chansaw#I love my girl veronica. she has every illness#every illness meaning being a teenage girl with repressed rage#you know how it is with teenage girls with repressed rage#that is JD's hand but this ain't about him#this month has just been me drawing ghosts basically#I THINK IT'S FUNNY IF YOU SEE IT AS CHANDLER HAUNTING HER AND JUST BITCHING AT HER CONSTANTLY#hey veronica! you fucked up! hey veronica! you fucked up! hey v#veronica does really go through it though.#IS THIS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING HEATHERS?#WELL THERE YA GO
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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dear fellow traveller
I know they're in their divorce era rn, but I'm still on S1 and they will not let me rest
Galadriel & SauronHalbrand in Númenor, in a moment of peace between arrests
#my art#trop#galadriel#sauron#halbrand#haladriel#saurondriel#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital art#procreate#hey this is the first time i managed to draw more than a few minutes at a time in MONThs#and it's this silly soft selfindulgent thing#what can i say i'm a basic bitch i think about her letting him touch her hair#i melt#this silly show occupies most of my waking moments and some of my sleeping ones too ngl#i can't look at this drawing for too long or i might start hating it and never post it so here it is out into the wild#i love them more than words can say#otp: bind yourself to me
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big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek
pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else
learned to float literally just to impress other rich people
canonically neutral evil
basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends
stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc
"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"
a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)
sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie
fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal
faggot
gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy
discovered time travel with his boyfriend
proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it
once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)
young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is
#anytime I imagine him stealing the beacons its set to the music from Sinbad where eris steals the book of peace#the way people say “he's basically a teenager!” to excuse his actual evil acts#characters are evil and its cool#very much “my guy didn't do that! he did a bunch of other shit tho”#he is all these cool things yet unfortunately the dice were never on his side 😔#I only have the most correct opinions on essek#I literally don't even critrole anymore but he is my bitch ass wife#critical role#essek thelyss#essik theylas#ask me abt my fic series “I sensed we loved each other without knowing”
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Bitchy Steve who is also touch starved is so personal to me
Like, Steve who is just overall in a bad mood and has been snapping at anyone and everyone all day. Everyone is over at his house and he’s just bitching at everyone for the smallest things. Dustin brushes crumbs off his hand onto a throw pillow that normally Steve would have no issue with, gets him ripping the pillow away from Dustin and shoving it on the couch out of reach. Mike makes a snarky comment and Steve bitches right back. It keeps going until one of the kids (probably Will or El because Max thrives off of Steve’s bitchy moods) goes up to Eddie to beg him to do something, anything, to fix Steve’s mood. Eddie just looks at the kid and then at Steve and is like “I got this.” He walks over to Steve, grabs his arm and pulls Steve with him towards an arm chair. Eddie plops down into it and pulls Steve down on top of him, arms wrapped tight around his waist so he can’t leave.
Steve doesn’t even try to get away, he just huffs and crosses his arms but everyone can see him lean back into Eddie with a frown still firmly on his face. As they keep sitting there, Eddie ending up with a hand in Steve’s hair, they can see the anger slowly drip off of Steve. And even if he still sends snarky comments, they don’t have nearly as much bite to them.
#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#this is such a personal thing#i love soft steve but he’s also such a Bitch and I love him#there are 2 people that can calm steve down and they do it very similarly#eddie just brings steve down to sit on top of him and he wraps all his arms around steve#robin climbs on top of steve and does basically the same this as eddie but from in front of him#steve getting a weighted blanket and being like oh??? this is like getting hugs always
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you called me a yapper knowing full well im a barker
#doggy goes to uni#professor basically lectured me for speaking too much during a ppt presentation thinking i was afraid of Public Speaking#bitch i spoke for too long bc i love it. i love love love being the center of attention#confessions of the hound#otherkin#therian#alterhuman#therianthropy#otherkinity#nonhuman#dog therian#canine kin#dogkin
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Yoyo squad
#i love doing these lmao and they re perfect for them all#The second one is basically the plot of the movie#digital art#ibispaintx#ibis paint x#yuyu hakusho#yu yu hakusho#yyh#yyh hiei#yyh kurama#yyh kuwabara#yyh yusuke#yusuke urameshi#youko kurama#shuichi minamino#hiei jaganshi#kazuma kuwabara#team urameshi#these 4 are so funny i love them sO MUCH#edit i changed phone finally and holy everthin these bitches are SO saturated i apologize for everyone eyes#the other phone screen was wayy duller so they always looked grayer than what they are i suppose
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Hi! What’s Mychael’s favourite desert? (If he has one)
I don't think I've ever answered it anywhere yet, but his favorite desserts are pumpkin pie and cranberry muffins! 🥧🧁
#mushroom oasis vn#mychael ask#he's such a basic cottagecore bitch </3#useless fun fact i chose pumpkin pie back when i came up with a stardew valley au back in may 2023 with all his likes and dislikes#would love to try a pixel mychael in stardew valley's artstyle someday actually
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Sometimes I think about how Jin Ling goes by that instead of Jin Rulan and I just vividly picture his young mistress persona going like "yeah my not uncle was an unaware pining cut sleeve and my mom kind of just enabled it so... juijui and I just try to pretend it didn't happen -- it's cringe af" and I die a little in both grief and hilarity
#mdzs#mxtx#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jin ling#jin rulan#jiang cheng#no because they silently came to that agreement for over a decade and then wex came back an JL had to look at his pining ass all the time#then after they are together he's like i am literally a teenager with the nominal marker of your infatuation yet you are JUST NOW A COUPLE?#and jiang cheng is just fuming shaking his fist at wangxian at a distance and like#listen his nephews name is basically wangxian ya feel me#its just so fucking good#and yet i sob because jiang yanli#and jin zixuan I GUESS but the way she just rolled with it ugh i die#picturing jl and lsz someday going yeah these bitches gay and dramatic we love our gays#and then i cry again#the mdzs experience#ok did not expect to make myself emotional in the tags don't perceive me
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#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#bangel#buffy summers#angel#buffy x angel#btvsedit#bangeledit#*my edits#my otps#otp: in 243 years i've loved exactly one person#userliamsummers#bangelgifs#dailybtvs#zanisummers#buffysource#otpsource#usernaj#the world has not appreciated these two enough not anymore anyways#which is fine i made my peace with that#you bitches don't deserve them anyway#to quote eleanor from tgp YA BASIC!#i will carry them around in my pocket for the next 70 years
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the fact that Al and Dankworth are both too scared to stand up to Portia but Colin shows up in part 2 snarling like a dog the instant she says something bad about Penelope like you just KNOW they went 'he's my favorite brother' and immediately got behind him
#harry dankworth#albion finch#colin bridgerton#polin#bridgerton#portia featherington#i like to hc that al and harry are both only children and so they're like 'omg i have brothers now???' and colin basically adopts them#and teaches them how to be brothers#like colin walks into featherington house going 'damn bitch you live like this????'#and al and harry both fall a little bit in love with him
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#their signature scents!!#pete’s a basic bitch but we love him for it#ck one smells soooo good like even i’d wear it#i was debating on giving either hangman or ice a toskovat fragrance because i can totally see them being fragrance nerds#i will say!!! autumn vibes fits rooster perfectly. it’s a more masculine maison margiela scent#pete maverick mitchell#top gun maverick#pete mitchell#top gun#top gun 1986#top gun headcanons#moodboard#mood board#bradley rooster x reader#maverick x reader#tom iceman kazansky#tom kazansky#jake seresin#jake hangman seresin#replica perfume#maison margiela
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date night! I take you to an abandoned apartment and deprogram you from your fascist conditioning by being mean at you until you cut it out ✨🙈🎀
#episode 4 basically#and I loved it!!! bitch this episode needs an emmy fr!!#the ones who live#towl#towl spoilers#richonne
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the absolute crime twst will pull on us all if Trey isn't brushing his damn teeth in his birthday groovy
#twisted wonderland#trey clover#college is driving me insane#so i looked at his card again#at certain times... i kinda understand why the fandom clows on him#i still love him tho#but his wardrobe is a war zone#war against basic fashion even for the basic-est of bitches#why care about numbers when you can question why this fictional character has a shirt written “painting” with a red horizontal trail?#here is the actual important questions#cherry's mumbling about twst
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