#i love this basic bitch

[tkachukitup]

what's your favorite phone app? [edited from nhl's video]

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, loudly during a live-stream where he and Gareth are just jamming: STEVIE! STEVE!!! STEVIE!!!!

Steve, from somewhere else: YEAH?

Eddie: WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT DATING GIRLS?

Steve, yelling back: BOOBIES

Eddie: I knew that’d be his answer. He’s a tit man,

Gareth: Was any of that necessary?

*five minutes later*

Steve, sticking his head in the room: Hey, we have a very fulfilling relationship. Everything I ever wanted, I found in you and there’s nothing I’m missing…

Steve: …I’d ask what you looked for in other guys but you were a virgin when we m-

Eddie: No, I wasn’t. Stop telling people that!

[ministarfruit]

day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[saessenach]

dear fellow traveller

I know they're in their divorce era rn, but I'm still on S1 and they will not let me rest

Galadriel & SauronHalbrand in Númenor, in a moment of peace between arrests

[fyllophobia]

seliph & ares commission, thank you!

[honey-bird10]

**tsctir novel ending spoilers!!**

THERE HE IS, GETTING TORN APART, MUTILATED, RIPPED LIMB FROM LIMB OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BRAIN TORN TO ABSOLUTE SHREDS, AND THE ONLY THING ANCHORING HIM IS A SILLY MOMENT HE HAD WITH YOOJIN??? AND THE SWEET JOKE OF A PROMISE TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM???? EVEN WHEN HE COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT AN AQUARIUM WAS ANYMORE, EVEN WHEN HE COULDNT LINK HIS NAME TO HIMSELF ANYMORE, HE HELD ON DESPITE IT ALL

OK SO WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT SHJ WAS LITERALLY GOING TO BE KILLED OVER AND OVER FOR MULTIPLE DAYS AND THE ONLY REASON HIS SENSE OF SELF STAYED INTACT WAS BECAUSE OF THE MEMORY OF HYJ WRITING HIS NAME AND OCCUPATION ON HIS HANDS, AND THE UNFULFILLED PROMISE OF GOING ON AN AQUARIUM DATE????? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS OK?????

Sung Hyunjae. Sesung Guild Leader.

It didn’t matter if his past was erased, if the present was unclear, or if the future would shatter into pieces. Those two words defined him. Another memory emerged.

An aquarium.

He had retained two memories. Himself and his purpose. The name inscribed on his palm and the promise to go to the aquarium. Even if he were completely wiped away, as long as those two things remained, he could stand up and walk without hesitation.

AND THROUGHOUT IT ALL, HE FEELS SADNESS JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT KNOW IF HE'LL BE BACK BEFORE THE END OF HYJ'S LIFESPAN??? I'M CRYING WAIT HERE'S THE QUOTE-

How long would Han Yoojin’s lifespan be? Sung Hyunjae was confident he could endure until the end. But he could not guarantee Han Yoojin’s remaining time. Even if he aged so much that he could not recognize him, it was fine. Even if the world completely changed, it did not matter. Even if it was a barren place dried up without a drop of water in the aquarium, it would be enough just to visit. Even if there was not a single minnow left, he could think of, draw, and talk about the largest whale shark.

Sung Hyunjae stood up again. His golden eyes grew wet. A tear fell soundlessly. It wasn’t out of despair or frustration. It was just pure.

- It was sadness.

“How could one not be sad? I loved those times.”

Every moment of living in his world. The life of Sung Hyunjae. Even if Han Yoojin’s life came to an end, Sung Hyunjae still had death awaiting him. His sincere death would certainly come and present him with an end.

So, he was neither anxious nor afraid. He was simply sad.

GOD TO BE LOVED SO DEEPLY THAT ALL THAT SHJ ASKS FOR IS HYJ'S PRESENCE WHEN HE RETURNS. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE WORLD CHANGES, NO MATTER HOW OLD HYJ GETS, HE JUST HOPES THAT HE'S THERE

WAAA THIS NOVEL MADE ME SO SICK IM CRYING

AND THEN

AND THEN AFTER ALL THIS -

“I’ve come to rescue you, princess!”

Han Yoojin shouted.

Sung Hyunjae laughed, utterly delighted.

[stellacaerulea]

The Nikkiverse in a nutshell

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

[deerspherestudios]

Hi! What’s Mychael’s favourite desert? (If he has one)

I don't think I've ever answered it anywhere yet, but his favorite desserts are pumpkin pie and cranberry muffins! 🥧🧁

[petbrain]

you called me a yapper knowing full well im a barker

[spkyart]

Yoyo squad

[khaotunq]

When you talk to me, look into my eyes. [ Fine. ] Khaotung Thanawat as Ayan (The Eclipse, 2022)

[lalosalamcnca]

[thegunistop]

[welcometogrouchland]

Was skimming through some Dixon era BoP for no particular reason and came across a scene where 3 DIFFERENT MEN (Dick Grayson, Ted Kord and Jason Bard) all show up to Babs' door at almost exactly the same time bc they're all in love with her.

Birds of Prey (1999) #19

Which is, A) really funny on its own and B) actually extremely based from a representational view. Oracle was important as disability rep in comics for a lot of reasons, one of which being that she got mad bitches in her wheelchair. She had too much swag and they had to kill her