#i love these dumb sumb idiots

[nightingale101]

V: what would you do in my shoes?

Johnny: I am in your shoes dumbass

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Some ASL headcanon just for you ❤️

- Making is their big sister

- Out of the three of them, Luffy has the best eyesight

- they're so used to sleeping together that now they can't sleep if they're alone

- each of them had a favorite bandit in the Dadan Family

- Ace and Sabo only talk about Luffy with people they trust

- Ace actually loves hugs he just doesn't know how to ask (= he's afraid people will refuse)

- Ace refuses to accept that his little brother(s) are taller than him, thank you very much

- Sometimes, they miss their treehouse

(kdjdnd hope you like it!!!)

FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU FOR ALL THESE AND FOR TAKING THE TIME TO HELP ME STAY MOTIVATED 😭😭🤧💕💕💕

― Makino is totally their big sis HELL YEAH!! Either that or y'know when you have a cousin who is way older than you and they're a cool adult in your life while still giving you sibling vibes??? That 🫶🩷 Gosh yknow what would be amazing?? Fics where we see Makino being a teenager and playing with the trio and all 🥹 like not just being the Reasonnable Adult™ but also a young adult playing pranks with her younger brothers, teaching them dumb stuff and tricks and just being that older sibling who sneaks you treats behind your parents' back or share their wine glass with you when the adults are looking away 🤣🤣👌

― Ooooh this isn't a headcanon you see often 👀 (eheh, get it? See-) I would love to know if there is a reason why you have this HC??? ヽ(・ω・*)ノ

― THIS! YESSS!!!! 🪇🪇🪇 I always imagine how weird it must have been for all of them once Sabo 'died' because?? They always fell asleep under their own blanket and woke up entangled in a cuddled pile... And then one of them is missing. And then Ace and Luffy build their own 'countries' outside of Dadan's house. And then little Sabo, even without his memories, doesn't sleep the same anymore but he can't pinpoint why why why―

They are a set - do not separate 🥲❤🩵💛

― Ooooh definitely!! These boys are 300% the type to be selfish and play favorites lmao Though they all have a soft spot for Dadan (while still being Ace's favorite 🤧)

― Oooooh this ain't a HC you see often, I am very very very curious about why you picture it like this? The overprotectiveness, perhaps? 🤔🤔✨ (I always imagine the contrary so I am genuinely curious lol because I imagine these idiotic older brothers to talk about Luffy to anyone they meet, and then people are confused because they know more stories about Luffy than they do about Ace/Sabo 🤣)

― THIS BOY IS A HUGGER PLEASS DO HUG HIM (plus he must be so so so warm and give the best hugs even though he would be awkward at first because he is shy aboit sumb stuff)

― THIS IS A PAIN ONE MUST EXPERIENCE TP UNDERSTAND 🥲🥲🥲 It's okay Ace I know it is hard tp accept your younger sibling growing taller than you but I promise Denial Land is an amazing country to settle in!

― 🥲🥲🥲🥲 why must you attack me like this- (lies lies lies i love the angst) They do because it truly WAS their safest place. Nothing bad ever happened in that house. They built it for themselves. They were always COMPLETE, there. They were safe and sound and where their dreams were nothing to be laughed at. Their freest haven, up till they found their chosen families. Even if none of the brothers are the type to dwell onto the past for too long, their minds do wonder back to it when they need to remember what 'home' and 'safe' means to them.

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR MESSAGE 🥺 I managed to write some today and move past the bit that my brain had blocked on for the past two weeks!! I will keep working hard so that you get to enjoy more of Speak Up, Boys! soon ٩(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)۶🩷

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Confession, smitten, and valentine for Hazama

confession — how’d the confession happen, and looking back on it, what are your (and f/o’s) thoughts abt how you both were back then?

"you have a crush on me dont you" "no" "ok liar :)" and then he used that information to emotionally manipulate astoria for 367854736 years but its fine bc they dont remember most of it. astoria's thoughts are, wow i was a dumb sonofabitch idiot. hazama's thoughts are, wow you WERE a sumb sonofabitch idiot :D and i have done nothing wrong ever in my life, ever.

smitten — was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

no and Fuck No actually thats a lie kagura knew there was bullshit afoot bc astoria is his gossip buddy and loves to complain but "liking each other" doesnt even enter into it. in fact most of people's subsequent involvement was going hey maybe DONT spend time around this guy. maybe help us kill him instead, actually. have you thought about that. and astoria was like no hes a freak and he compels me so he has to live.

valentine — gush about your valentine! ^^

honestly theres nothing abt this ship i could say that doesnt make it sound like the most emotionally unhealthy crockshit imagineable and thats bc it is! bc this dude fucking sucks and it literally takes like 100+ time loops worth of spending time with astoria for him to realize maybe he DOESN'T like it when theyre dead or sufferring. for any normal person this would be unconscienceable but bc its hazama the little freak who doesnt feel emotions or pain until a magical girl blasts him a new chussy this is the only way it was ever going to work. guy of all fucking time. i forgive all his crimes bc sometimes when he smiles he looks like this: