#i love them both equally I CANT CHOOSE WHO I WOULD KISS FIRST 😭😭😭😭

[mandiemegatron]

Corazon and Doffy sit on either side of you, wanting a kiss. Who gets the first kiss and why?

Ohhhhh anon you can't ask me this 😭😭😭😭

If i say Doffy, his ego's gonna get too big and he won't fit through the door, and also I don't want to hurt my lovely Rosi 🥺 but if I say Rosi, Doffy is just gunna angrily pout and glare at me for three days like this >:( and I don't want to deal with that.

The last time that happened, I couldn't sit or walk straight for almost a week. Doffy gets clingy (which isn't an issue tbh) but it's the drunk whining that kills me.

"It's cause you love him more than me, right?"

"I love you both the same, Doffy."

"Noooo, no you don't, or you would have kissed me first."

SIGHS "Doffy, please put the wine down."

"No, you're not my real wife, you love Rooooosi, you don't care." Cue him splaying on the couch, red wine soaking the tiles while he groans and sighs loudly and over-exaggeratedly until he passes out.

Big baby. 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂