#i love the idea of cowboy au sm actually

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

fnaf cowboy au where Henry and Bill are out in the middle of nowhere doing cowboy shit for extended periods of time and Bill fast talks his way into having sex with him. like theres no people for MILES let alone any women it's not like meeting there needs is wrong or anything and Henry just shrugs and says sure.

[fnvbennygecko]

70S AU... I love that idea sm, im obsessed w the 70s, esp the fashion of the era;;

What kind of styles/fits/etc do you think Benny and Clover would wear?

(love your blog btw!!)

aha... thanks. well this is making me realize that i dont actually know all that much about 70s fashion. benny could absolutely keep his suit since tacky suits are just a staple of vegas for. forever. im going to be honest one time i watched casino and they put robert de niro in so many robes and i went i think benny deserves some over the top kind of gay robes. they also put robert de niro in one billion fucking suits in that movie they're all tacky some of them suck because of the color they picked but whatever.

umm for clover i think that like when they're actually out in public at a casino or whatever they usually wear dresses. though i dont think they're super over the top i can only really imagine them wearing like something one tone nearing plain. but just in general. i think they would still try to dress like a cowboy in any way they can if not they just dress however is casual for the 70s really.

[wizisbored]

Me seeing you create a new au

(I Love sandworms sm and I have no idea why)

hell yea worm time

anyway im going to take this as a chance to explain the new setup i have for this au.

I haven't yet decided if beetlejuice was plotting the whole bait and switch wedding thing in this au, but either way whatever exorcist charles and delia bring around does their job, and beetlejuice is basically tossed out into sandworm country. he and lydia are seperated without the betrayal, and the matter is closed before lydia can have that talk with charles in the netherworld.

so beetlejuice is out on saturn. mostly for the sake of having humans be able to survive there it is not actually the planet saturn, but a desert on the edge of the netherworld and living world that just shares the name. ive considered it being very cold despite being a sandy desert but i havent decided. The sky is always dark, but is lit by stars that seem far closer than they do on earth.

sandy pretty much immediately tries to eat him and in order to keep himself out of the way of her mouths he throws himself onto the back of her neck and hangs on for dear life, and despite the perilous situation realises that this is actually quite fun. it's that experience that leads him to start ranching, because what the hell else is he gonna do? so he sends clones out to get building materials and gets them to help him build his little ranch setup and just chills wrangling worms for a bit.

but the thing is, he misses lydia. the one person to ever Get Him. so after a while he hops on sandy's back and ventures out into the desert to find the door he was shoved out of all that time ago.

lydia isn't having a great time. not only did she not get to have that conversation with her dad, but he got rid of her best friend, and also confiscated the handbook. their relationship isnt in the best place, to say the least. so when beetlejuice shows up in the middle of the night in a cowboy hat, all 'run away from home join my sandworm ranch,' she doesnt hesitate for long.

so he helps her quickly pack a bag, they hastily throw together a outfit that will give her a bit of protection from sandstorms, and out they go into the desert. im not sure if its immediately when she gets there or a bit after but at some point beetlejuice shows lydia a nest of hatchlings and tells her to pick out a partner, which is how im bringing back my favourite idiot spots to once again be lydias sandworm buddy.

[mrs-theirin]

PLEASE may i hear more about the wild west au, eden/varric wedding hours, and coffee shop au!!

FRAN okay okay yes i will tell you about all of them. very good things i need to ACTUALLY START WORKING ON

wild west au

so the premise of this is that eden is a cowboy, a thief, a wild west robin hood of sorts, and she’s got a grim reputation except like...none of it’s true? like she deals with enemies pretty fiercely but she leaves innocents alone, but she plays into the reputation because it means less people do the shit she has to stop lmao. so VARRIC is a storyteller at the local kirkwall salloon (the hanged man probably) and eden comes in and starts a fuss and then she looks at varric and is like “oh yeah. that one. coming with me” so she kidnaps him basically. eventually varric realizes “uh this woman isn’t bad? like at all?” and he’s like “well if you’re gonna kidnap me can i at least write a story about you?” and she’s like “yeah sure whatever as long as it doesn’t hurt my reputation” and so he does and then they kiss and fall in love the end AKSLDGHAKSGDLF

eden/varric wedding hours

THIS IS THE FIC I’VE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE FOR ALMOST A FULL YEAR NOW. it’s eden and varric getting married in the herald’s rest!!! it’s almost directly after here lies the abyss, when they finally realize “oh fuck who cares about pretending we’re not together anymore. let’s get married” (which you would know if you read my other fic) and it’s a big thing and almost all of skyhold shows up and maryden writes a song for them and bethany shows up as a surprise and it’s all very fun and good!! i want it to be perfect which is why it’s taken me forever to write it aksdlghn one day i promise

coffee shop au

okay so i don’t remember whether it was @elusetta or @merrybandofmurderers who gave me the idea for this one, but eden is a barista/owner at malcolm’s old coffee shop, and varric is a regular customer that goes there to work on his novels, although most of the time he is distracted by something else wink wonk. so when they meet she asks for his name and he’s like “nah, you’re gonna look me up and it’ll be some weird worship thing and i don’t feel like getting into it” and she’s like “seriously?” and he’s like “yup. deal with it. call me something else” so they go....quite some time with eden not knowing his name, and of course they fall in love (duh) and eden finds out at some point and teases him about it by bringing a copy of swords and shields to work one day but it’s like. a big step in their relationship. idk exactly how this one will end but there’s the basic premise!!!

thank you fran i appreciate and love you sm :’))

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THE SUPERIOR PRIMARY APPEARS.

“#red loves blue exists for a reason” all the way across my blogs. for a Reason.

Do I Follow Them?: YES. ALL HER ACCOUNTS I WILL FOLLOW TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH. which is scientifically infinite since we’re all on one big blueberry so you get the gist. B) Forever.

Why Did I Follow Them?: I was so nervous to follow her beautiful and oh-so-very-necessary-for-insanity-and-order lawcow [ @dakctadude​ ] on jessica [ @krupnick​ ] bc … i’m gross. i’m unfiltered. she is rated G and magnificent in writing and such a sweet person. i felt so intimidated and nervous but omg i wanted to rp with blue so much?? BC WOW WHAT A LEGEND?? people who take severely underrated characters, rp them and put so much life into them deserve the highest ranking of honors possible, and blue did just that with Dakota. I’ve never even heard of the cartoon Dakota’s from, but Blue went and made this amazing blog for this awesome character I feel so much love for now because of her. I have so much respect for her. Dakota is such a necessity for Toon Roleplay, man. he keeps order, he looks after everyone and he is such a lovable big blue moo that everyone can feel safe around – except evil doers, which run wild on this blog lol. but… man. talk about an awesome character.I think I eventually decided to go for it and slammed follow bc yeah, I wanted to rp with that beautiful blue moo!! I was already having my little fantasies of Jess being good pals with Dakota and them having this unshakable bond together bc he is a genuine man. He’s honest, he’s respectful and he is so kind; he wouldn’t screw Jess over or use her like most of men Jess has come into contact with. He’d actually fend them off!I thought this was all silly fantasy tho.. and then Blue followed back and I flew into a panic LMAO. It was very much a Fester moment.

HELP SOMEONE AMAZING AND BETTER AT CENSORING THEMSELVES FOLLOWED ME WHAT DO I DO !!? Oh, I know! How about I initiate our first thread for Jess approaching Dakota and asking him for guidance against SEXUAL HARASSMENT. THAT’S A GOOD ICE BREAKER RIGHT.  what a dingus i was. i swear it was innocent, i was just like ‘cool i can set up a first thread for us and also give way for blue to connect another muse of hers to KMs so they can have potential future threads together!’. THAT’S THE BEST I HAD. MY GOD DO NOT TRUST ME WITH G-RATED BLOGS LMAO.But surprisingly, Blue stuck around after that. In fact, we had a few more threads together and ended up having Dakota & Jess bond so tight that the torchsinga [ as bugs calls her ] trusts him with her life and everything else. He looked after her when a Judge Doom rolled into town and she had PTSD meltdown and even let her stay at his place for a few days (with Roger too, of course). If that isn’t the cutest thing then idk what to tell you more, bc that just melted my heart. You could just see those little sim “++”s above Jess & Dakota’s heads through that whole event, and every other time they interact after. Not a day goes by where I’m not thankful for Jess having her blue law moo in her life, and for Blue being so cool with me and my awkward butt that she sticks around; even when I’m on this awful account.I follow Blue everywhere because I just love her and her muses that much, and I look forwards to making new connections with hers and mine.

Do We Role Play?: YES YES YES WE DO.

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: YES YES YES I DO. pls don’t take blue from me i love her sm, her muses are so cute and make me so happy. ;v; i wanna rp with this girlybob forever she’s so FUN

An AU Idea For Our Muses: n/a, but give it time!

A Song For Our Muses: Jessica & Dakota: Jessica trying country to sing “Cowboy Take Me Away” by the Dixie Chicks for Dakota? More likely than you think! [platonically, of course!]

Do I Ship Our Muses?: Platonically all the way across the boards! Jess & Dakota are so important. Their friendship is just so comforting lmao. You have this big bulky cow looking after this non-threatening sultry woman and together they are just.. SO TIGHT. Jess ended up thinking of Dakota as her last straw before she completely snaps and gives in to bad morality choices (LIKE IDK MURDER). She just will take him by the arm and go: “I feel like doing something very awful and very illegal, but I won’t, that’s why I came to you: will you help me take care of this thing”and murder impulse control aside, they’re just cozy buddies. Jessica’s filming all the country concerts she takes part in and brings those recordings home to Dakota for him to watch. Whenever he’s free, she’s going to kidnap him and surprise him by taking him to a concert featuring one of his favorite bands, with backstage pass and everything. This is the least she can do for him for being such an awesome guy. Jess & Duke? A FRIENDSHIP I NEVER KNEW I WAS MISSING. WOW. They’re gonna be like siblings on that relatability front, ain’t they? I’m looking forwards to rping them more jdgfsjdg --Graves & Purgy, my brain is just like “what if they end up with a crazy father-daughter dynamic despite being so different”. I don’t know why my brain is doing this to me but either way, I am just hoping they form a really tight bond together lmao. DUBIOUS LITTLE IMPS. im highkey so happy and excited and nervous and excited for her giving my creepy old oc a shot sfdgskdgf ty blue ty ty ty.

What I Think About The Mun: RED LOVES BLUE. Blue is such a sweetheart, oh my gosh. She is so, so sweet. She is so chill, she is so cool and I am just so thankful she’s around even on this account. She is just like.. I don’t know how to explain it. It’s like hanging out with someone who is like the essence of a breezy spring day? It’s just so easy to co-exist with her and relax. She’s someone I think who can sit with you in comfortable silence and just chatter the day away idly with, giggling and cracking jokes with, and talking about cartoons and depth of them. She’s so relaxing!And my god, you wanna talk about art? Blue is an amazing artist. She’s worked so hard for her style and you can tell every time she posts a piece; it has so much love put into it and so much genuine emotion. The eyes, the body language and the closeness of the characters or the intimidation of the interaction – you feel it, without a doubt. I am so honored to know this amazing artist who is such a hard worker. She says she doesn’t have the patience to be an animator, but what little she’s done? It’s good. It’s really fricken good. If anyone in this world was to inherit the rights to The Dakota Dude and Duke L’Orange, Blue is the perfect choice because she is always doing their justice; not just in writing (but dear god the writing – please check out her blogs @dukelcrange & @dakctadude, and she’s even recently picked up @falcongravcs ! she does a really cute @rcadrunner, too. dfgksdfg - ), but in terms of artistic justice. You’re looking at her art and you are seeing them, in honest to Goodness truth, you are seeing those characters she plays and you see so much heart in them. Her drawings are so warm and always make me happy whenever she posts them. I’m so proud of her.

Overall Opinion: red loves blue ok. red loves blue and will die for blue.

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