#i love my antagonists wym

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been drawing an obscene amount of these two as school eats me alive but hey! I got a job on my uni campus so I am so happy I get to quit my miserable one. This is now my little treat in celebration.

[fyodior]

Hi my little academia whores it me you’re favorite 🪱I am back 😏 if you don’t remember me I’m that one person with the ridiculous fyodor headcanons. And boy has it been a hot minute since I’ve last told you them. Boy do I have more because like untreated mental illness it’s been festering. So without further ado here are some Fyodor headcanons for the soul.

- Fyodor has never had a nickname and if you say well “what about fedya?” ERRR DOESNT COUNT. So one day he (mistakenly) asked nikola to pick out a nick name. To make a long story short his nickname is Jesus. And it’s not pronounced like jeez-us it’s pronounced like hey-sus like in the Spanish pronunciation 💀💀 why? Because nikola had been watching too many soap operas and one of the main antagonists is called jesus

-Fyodor has his ears pierced. He suddenly got them done at a Claire’s shop in 2010 and bought the flip phone lip gloss with the 20% discount you get after you get your ears pierced.

-Fyodor stole a coi fish from a Chinese restaurants tank. He used a pitcher of water left on a table. He has so many fucking random pets

-Fyodor at one point sold feet pics for 45$ a piece.

-Fyodor got a restraining orders from The Weekend, yeah like in the singer the Weekend. Why? No clue

-Fyodor has not one not two, but 26 scrub daddy sponges in a small cubby by his bed

-Fyodor at one point couldnt tell if he liked dazai or hated him. They kissed to see and they’ve never talked about it afterwards. Like it’s the only thing they will never talk about because of how fucking awkward it was lmao anyways 0/10 don’t recommend.

-Fyodor has almost been inaugurated as the Pope. I’m not giving any background story to this one 💀

-fyodor thought chuuya was Russian for the longest time and he would speak to chuuya in Russian…chuuya indeed does not speak Russian and he just nodded along to whatever he said. Chuuya now only has nine toes 😔

-Fyodor ran an illegal ceramic making class on Facebook live.

-Fyodor sometimes will say very philosophical and just smart things without knowing it, during a conversation. After the convos done he quite literally pat’s himself and whispers “wow that was good.” Like a fucking geek. I want suck his dick 🫶

-fyodor got a degree in Earl childhood development and education from the university of Chicago! Ain’t that cool?….I want him to breed me 🦅💯

-Fyodor got “deez nutz” tattooed on the sid of his ribs in cursive. So it looks like it’s something poetic and meaningful, when in reality he got the tattoo after his favorite drag queen lost in rupaul’s drag race and he had like five margaritas.

-Fyodor tried to start the second potato famine in Ireland. Clearly it didn’t work

-Fyodor hates the state of Arizona so much he petitioned for it to be removed from being a state to congress again clearly didn’t work 10/10 for effort though! I want him to choke me with his cold pretty hands

-fyodor doesn’t British people like. He can’t stand them? And you’re probably thinking “wym he hates them?” Like he made them on the top of his little mass murder list. He has beef with them for no reason??? I-

-Fyodor has worn women’s underwear before! He quite likes it although he did find them in a Macy trash with a half eaten chipotle bowl, he thought they were quite comfy!

-Fyodor stole thirty ponds of cucumbers from a cabbage smuggler….I want him to fuck me until I see stars ✝️

-Fyodor loves Parmesan cheese especially freshly grated :))

Sorry for this being so short 💀

Anyways I hope you have a good day MWAH

Sincerely, your one and only horny cabbage smuggler

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there are tears in my eyes rn HOW do u come up with these 💀💀💀💀💀💀 WHY ARE THE SCRUB DADDIES BY HIS BED

HE FOUND THE UNDERWEAR IN A MACY'S TRASH CAN I GENUINE ;LY CANT BREATHE

CHUUYA NOW ONLY HAS 9 TOES?

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H and T!

H: How would you describe your style?

Hmm. I tend to focus on character exploration and relationship dynamics over plot and world-building. Fanfiction appeals to me because I'm not great at world-building and I don't particularly enjoy doing it either. I like patterns and repetition and I often bring themes and phrases back to add a layer to them or shift their meaning. I especially love doing this across different AU's. Love a good "in any universe" pattern.

I can be a bit poetic. Definitely center emotions and internal dialogue. I use a fair bit of snarky humor. I'm a bit of a minimalist-I don't typically add a lot of details.

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

Oh boy. I'm incredibly picky and opinionated. So, yes, an enormous amount.

Most of the fanon characterizations of Sirius and Regulus, both individually and their relationship dynamic, drives me quietly nuts. Off the top of my head:

Regulus was forced to take the dark mark (he was showing it off in the Slytherin showers, wym)

Regulus running away/wishing he could run away from Grimmauld, and closely related, Regulus hating/disliking/seeing a single flaw in Walburga (not my Regulus, sorry)

whatever is happening in 90% of w*lfstar fics

stripping all the conflict out of Regulus and Sirius' relationship (what is the appeal if they aren't bitter and antagonistic to each other? something that alludes me, clearly)

Walburga and Orion using their children in horrific satanic rituals and drinking the blood of babies (I'm exaggerating, but the utter demonization of W+O)

uwu softboi Regulus, defanged Sirius-let my boys be unhinged

Also the general cinnamon-rollification of the baby Death Eaters with the noticeable exception of Snape: Regulus, Evan, BCJ, Peter...

There's a bunch more, but those are the main ones. Mostly I just want my faves to be allowed to be feral.