#i love jordana so much and i wanted to draw them but my idiot self has been confined to my phone :(

[merryfortune]

Day 3: Children

Headcanon post for Dinopants Week hosted by @poorly-drawn-dinopants​

Minor/possible spoilers for my story Steel (Poke)Ball Is Run

Anyways,,,, meet Jordana Brando

Face claim: Giorno (kinda)

Pronouns: he/she/they but I’ll use they for this post

Age: 11

Actual Appearance: Short to average height, curly strawberry blonde hair (used to be darker but Brando genes are weirdly strong but also, from sun bleaching), androgynous, feminine fashion but masculine body, brown eyes like their mother awww

Preferred Outfit: big floofy baby pink dresses and white petticoats with riding boots and “bows” (home made from twine and leaves) in their hair

Parent they take after more: Diego but has HP’s resting bitch face

Personality/likes/dislikes: Daddy’s girl, Neutral to Chaotic Evil, loves to get dirty and go exploring, bit of a sadist - known to dissect small animals, can and will eat anything but loves gourmet meat the best, dislikes being in small spaces

Stand: I don’t have a concrete idea for Jordana’s Stand but here are some Thoughts

Similar to how Love Deluxe got a redux, I think Gold Experience would be the base (especially since Giorno, likely survived the ending of Stone Ocean even though this OC is kind of like Giorno 2.0 as a nod to the initial Brando incarnations)

I think this Stand would be more mammalian than say Scary Monsters, should it function akin to a Scary Monsters/Gold Experience hybrid

That being said, I think if we go down the Quirk Breeding type route, a Scary Monsters/Cream Starter hybrid would be terrifying. Like, imagine a Stand which could summon incomplete dinosaurs which were bumbling and melting and if you got that Gunk on you, you’d likely be turned and become one of Jordana’s minions

Another thought for Jordana’s Stand would be, Sky High. But I would call it more similar to how I imagine Sky High Requiem. I like to think Sky High Requiem would open Rikiel’s repertoire of cryptids from just Sky Fish to all Cryptids. So I think Jordana being able to summon Mothman and Big Foot would be pretty very fun

If any of this makes sense to you... congrats

Extra Notes: 

I like to think Hot Pants and Diego would very much want to start a family if they had a stable foundation, like a home and money. Which, ideally they do have in my everyone lives and I blissfully ignore the canon ending canon.

I feel like Diego would want to be a good father so he can right the wrongs that he experienced. He was such a mummy’s boy as a kid, I think he would adore Hot Pants if she became the mother to his child/took on that role in general (if you want to take this as Fr*udian reading, go ahead because that’s my intention).

Hot Pants meanwhile, I think, would also want to correct the wrongs of her past. I think as a child, she had Big Sister Instinct but she also had self preservation instincts. As an adult, she is stronger and her desire to be lawful would counteract those traumas (or so I hope). I think she would come to be in a spot where she could get into a maternal mind frame to rear a child of her own but unlike Diego would jump headlong into that process, HP takes far longer.