#i love jean kirstein so freaking much

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

cw. 18+, not sfw, headcanons, gn!reader + afab!reader

pairing. multifandom

notes. i had an unnecessarily medium discussion about this with a friend today and couldn't stop obsessing over it so i'm making the internet's problem. y'all don't have to agree with me, i just have my own little thoughts and hcs in my little corner of the internet. divider by @/cafekitsune

hands

prefers holding hands during sex. they enjoy the inherent intimacy the action brings. it is a tether that keeps them grounded to earth so they don't float too far from its orbit.

Portgas D. Ace, Vinsmoke Sanji, Nico Robin, Nanami Kento, Umemiya Hajime, Mikasa Ackerman, Makima, Hayakawa Aki, Jonathan Joestar, Bruno Bucciarati, Giorno Giovanna

prefers keeping your hands held above your head with their own. it's how they are able to get the best look at you, seeing all the expressions you make and that edge of control that makes it all the more satisfying

Getou Suguru, Fushiguro Toji, Sukuna, DIO, Kujo Jotaro, Gyro Zeppeli,

prefers keeping their hands on your waist and hips. they want your lower halves as close as humanly possible and even then, it's not close enough. they want you to fall into their skin

Gojou Satoru, Donquixote Doflamingo, Roronoa Zoro, Shanks, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Guido Mista, Joseph Joestar

tears

tends to cry during sex (emotional) it is all in the culmination of the love you share. how much they love you, the fact that you love them. the happiness overflows and somehow everything feels a mixture of being enough and not quite having enough of you

Portgas D. Ace, Vinsmoke Sanji, Donquixote Rosinante, Mikasa Ackerman, Nirei Akihiko, Jean Kirstein, Hayakawa Aki, Makima (if she considers you her equal)

tends to cry during sex (overstimulated) easily overstimulated and prone to tears. you'd feel worse if they didn't look so good with the tears streaming down their face

Haruka Sakura, Nirei Akihiko, Iori Utahime, Nami, Mikasa Ackerman

enjoys making YOU cry. second verse, first same as the first. the way you look is downright sinful and they love it

DIO, Narciso Anasui, Donquixote Doflamingo, Eustass Kid, Shanks, Crocodile, Sukuna, Fushiguro Toji, Tsukumo Yuki

level of freak

absolute freak. down to try just about anything give or take a few exceptions. they enjoy the excitement of experimenting with you and learning what make you both tick

Gojou Satoru, Fushiguro Toji, Sukuna, Tsukumo Yuki, Togame Jo, Suo Hayato, Shanks, Donquixote Doflamingo, Eustass Kid, Roronoa Zoro

medium. doesn't lean too far in either realms of kinky and vanilla; they are simply a happy medium. you simply do your best to match each other's freak

Choso, Nanami Kento, Getou Suguru,Dracule Mihawk, Vinsmoke Sanji, Sabo, Buggy, Trafalgar D. Water Law, Crocodile, Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert, Eren Jaeger, Porco Galliard, Josuke Higashikata, Hiiragi Touma

vanilla. sweet and romantic. they know what they like and it's a bit on the simpler side but that doesn't make them any less passionate in their performance

Mikasa Ackerman, Portgas D. Ace, Umemiya Hajime, Haruka Sakura, Nirei Akihiko

position preference

hard dom. you might be able to talk them into switching things up but they prefer being dominant in bed

DIO, Kujo Jotaro, Donquixote Doflamingo, Eustass Kid, Annie Leonhart, Ymir, Zeke Jaeger, Togame Jo, Kaji Ren, Tsukumo Yuki

dom-leaning switch. while they tend to take the lead in sex, they have no issue switching it up and letting you do your thing. just as much as they enjoy making your back arch and head tilt back, they enjoy being on the receiving end of such pleasure just as much

Shanks, Crocodile, Dracule Mihawk, Trafalgar D. Water Law, Sabo, Gojou Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Nanami Kento, Porco Galliard, Roronoa Zoro, Guido Mista, Hiiragi Touma

sub-leaning switch. they have no problems leaving things in your capable hands and honestly prefer it more times than most, but they can take charge at your behest and find it just as fulfilling

Vinsmoke Sanji, Buggy, Nico Robin, Koala, Nefertari Vivi, Choso, Sakura Haruka, Nirei Akihiko, Jolyne Cujoh

true switch. as flexible as the ever constant ebb and flow of the tide. they are able to adapt to their partner's preferences and doesn't mind either role as long as you are enjoying yourself

Portgas D. Ace, Usopp, Nico Robin, Umemiya Hajime, Historia Reiss, Pieck Finger, Hange Zoe, Armin Arlert, Johnny Joestar, Josuke Higashikata, Ermes Costello, Narciso Anasui

pillow princess. they'd rather leave control in your hands. but don't get it twisted. this is the highest form of trust they can bestow upon you, their beloved. relinquishing control and trusting you'll take care of them

Nami, Perona, Mikasa Ackerman, Makima, Sakura Haruka (i apologize for nothing), Iori Utahime

most prevalent kink

body worship.

Portgas D. Ace, Shanks, Nico Robin, Nami, Makima, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun, Giorno Giovanna, Bruno Bucciarati, Jean-Pierre Polnareff

binding/tying up their partner or by their partner.

Donquixote Doflamingo, Roronoa Zoro, Nico Robin, Dracule Mihawk, Getou Suguru, Nanami Kento, Sukuna, DIO, Suo Hayato

praise (whether giving or receiving).

Vinsmoke Sanji, Sabo, Usopp, Buggy, Perona, Nirei Akihiko, Sakura Haruka, Umemiya Hajime, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Iori Utahime

shotgunning.

Vinsmoke Sanji, Trafalgar D. Water Law, Hayakawa Aki, Narciso Anasui, Gyro Zeppeli, Zeke Jaeger

breeding.

DIO, Guido Mista, Narciso Anasui, Gojou Satoru, Choso, Tsukumo Yuki (she could get someone pregnant)

pegging.

Gojou Satoru, Choso, Tsukumo Yuki, Ieiri Shoko, Vinsmoke Sanji, Buggy, Sakura Haruka

face sitting.

Franky, Nami, Perona, Shanks, Fushiguro Toji, Togame Jo, Ymir, Porco Galliard, Reiner Braun, Guido Mista, Johnny Joestar

[hanjisungslag]

attack on titan headcanons #5

## - kisses

genre - fluff

pairings - aot x reader

word count - 2.9k

warnings - none!

notes - tell me how it’s been half a year since i last posted? i’m crying

- EREN JAEGER

your first kiss was very out of the blue. it was a super intense moment filled with raging emotions from both of you - it happened right after the whole incident of eren turning into a titan, you rushed to his side immediately being the one to go rescue him after you thought you had lost him forever. all you could do as soon as you pulled him out of the steaming titan was hug him. you tightly gripped his shirt, nails digging into his skin so much so that you probably could’ve ripped his clothes. after he gained consciousness again, he pulled away looking at you all teary eyed, but nonetheless those eyes were filled with gratitude. he was so incredibly grateful that he could see you again, so much so that he kissed you, for the first time! it was a kiss to remember, it was like a movie kiss - full of compassion and full of fear that you nearly lost eren but as the kiss came to end, reality hit you both. you guys.. just kissed. for the first time. although the situation eren was in now was bad, you guys were more freaked out that you kissed. (cutie patooties)

-MIKASA ACKERMAN

oh girl. you both wanted to kiss each other for a while but you’re both awkward fucks so it wasn’t gonna happen anytime soon unless someone grew some balls! obviously, mikasa is the most confident out of the two of you but, she’s confident in everything else apart from romance. so you guys were hanging out, and you just did it. out of NOWHERE while you guys were sitting down on a hill soaking in the sun rays, you slapped lips on her. it was a very quick peck on the lips but even just that got mikasa soo flustered :( she was covering her lips in pure shock, she couldn’t even stand to look at you with her face looking like a tomato. after she composed herself, she did it right back at you! and then that obviously led to both of you being extremely flustered. you’ll stick to cheek kisses for now until you both stop blushing over lip kisses.

- ARMIN ARLERT

he wanted to make it super sweet & romantic!! after your third date, this man was like i wanna kiss this mf rn. i wanna SMOTHER THEM IN KISSES! so.. he started to plan it? although he wanted to so bad, he was still super nervous & he felt like having a plan would be his best bet. reiner tried telling him not to plan it out but armin was determined on making your guys’ first kiss like something out of a movie. however, in your daily life this man.. could stop staring at your goddamn lips😭HES STARVING PLEASE. anyways, of course you start to notice this and you’re thinking ‘well.. i mean i wanna kiss him too, so why don’t i just do it?’

2 days before the date.

it’s your guys’ day to go & buy groceries, you’re out and about in town and of course, you stop by the flower stall! while admiring some of the flowers, you guys find yourselves under mistletoe.. and oh my days, armin is freaking out.. like what about his date he had planned? but after he finally looks back down at you and takes one glance, seeing you blushing profusely while looking at him with such pure love in your eyes, how could he resist? you guys go onto share a super sweet kiss and both go home very giddy. (and you forgot the apples so, nice one lovebirds 😒)

- JEAN KIRSTEIN

let me tell you, his mum taught him well! she always told him to be a gentleman to ladies and oh, how he was such a gentleman! you guys were just chilling, hanging out together in the girls empty dorms - he was staying with you since you had injured your ankle (bunking off training for you🤧) anyways, you guys were playing a card game when he thought now would be the perfect time to initiate a kiss.. no training, no one around and no annoying connie! he looked up with a sparkle in his eye while staring at your lil’ concentrated face for a while, he chuckled to himself making you raise your head in confusion & suddenly he just popped the question, so confidently as well (he was terrified though) “y/n, can i kiss you?” YOU WERE TAKEN ABACK, literally.. like pulling away, blinking your eyes, processing what’s happening kinda shit. as soon as you snapped back into reality you gave him a coy nod of the head. the kiss was so tender and romantic, i could sob. he looked away all flustered and you giggled to yourself hiding your face behind your cards. eventually, you both came back down to earth and started getting ready to play again but then jean said “hey, whoever wins gets a kiss” you questioned his logic and said “wait.. but then, whoever loses still gets a kiss?” he scoffed sarcastically and said “okay and?🙄” you giggled, “you’re only saying that so that when you lose, you still get a kiss.” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN I LOSE??” you laughed hysterically and continued playing. (he did lose btw)

- SASHA BRAUS

it was your turn to make dinner for the corps and of course, sasha had to be there to ‘make sure everything is okay’ in her words smh. so, after putting your blood, sweat and tears into this scrumptious dinner - sasha was right beside you literally DROOLING but, since it was done and everyone was about to eat it anyways, you grab a portion for sasha and she’s literally jumping for joy while you’re putting food on her plate. while (un)patiently waiting she goes to give you a give kiss on the cheek but as she is you turn with the full plate of food in hand and her lips land on yours instead of your cheek… you both freeze. literally frozen for a good 2 minutes EVEN WITH FOOD IN FRONT OF HER?? eventually you both shake your heads, waking yourselves back up into reality and sasha is actually way calmer about this than you are and she’s even the first one to speak “hehe i liked that. you’re a good kisser y/n!” and then you burst into flames because why would she say that?? literally giggling and kicking my feet.

- CONNIE SPRINGER

you and connie had just finished playing board games in his dorm - you guys were just chilling and chit chatting, when you started getting all romantic and cutesy (vile creatures). his hands roamed onto your thighs, arms and hands giving you gentle caresses and you decided this was the perfect moment to kiss him. as his hands laid on your thighs, you brought your hands up to his cheeks and pulled him into a kiss. he was very caught off-guard and it took him like two whole minutes to realise what was happening and ACTUALLY kiss you back. after you both pulled away, bro just straight up froze. you had to wave your hand in front of his face and just be like “connie..? connieeee?” and he JUMPED back to life and you jumped too because what the fuck, why did bro jump💀. anyways, he was as red as a tomato!! and you thought it was the cutest thing evaaa. when the other boys started piling into the room, you decided it was time for you to take your leave. connie waved you off by the door with literal love hearts in the eyes.

the next day in the canteen, all the boys were coming up to you patting you on the back almost making you spit your food out saying stuff like “way-hey! good job y/n, heard you kissed connie” you were so flustered like please it’s 8am, you don’t need this right now😭. THEN CONNIE comes strolling in like he owns the fuckin’ place, he’s just so happy & feeling so confident after you kissed him; he wholeheartedly believes he’s a god. and now you get to enjoy the next few days of him trying to get kisses off you 24/7, literally like trying to swat a fly away.

- REINER BRAUN

reiner decided your guys’ spot was not only a casual hangout spot but also, a private and romantic place for you lovebirds. since he confessed there, he thought it’d super sweet & sentimental if you guys had your first kiss there too :).

you stroll up the hill heading to your spot, hand in hand, giggling the whole way there. as you were talking about some gossip you’ve heard, reiner just stares at you in pure admiration. all he wants to do is grab you and kiss you already!! before he can actually initiate anything you turn your head and ask with a silly grin, “why’re you staring at me like that..” he wakes up from his daydream and stares EVEN MORE and eventually, goes onto say “i really want to kiss you right now.” AND OH MY DAYS.. you were so flabbergasted like - he just outright said it, so confidently, so full of passion and lust. you confidently (trying to match the energy) said “well, why don’t you?” and that’s when he gently takes your cheek in his big hand and brings you closer, slowly but surely.. then you kiss. you guys kiss for a very long time, you both want to take in every last second of this moment. as the kiss progresses he pulls you in by your waist, so that you’re even closer to him. you bring your hands up and hold onto his muscular biceps. after a few minutes, you both pull away looking a bit messy and a bit.. sloppy. but you literally couldn’t contain your giggles and shy smile, reiner went on to tease you about it for the rest of the evening.

- ANNIE LEONHART

annie had forced you to come work out with her even though you really weren’t feeling it. you were just feeling super lazy and honestly, your limbs felt like noodles. but nonetheless, you’re there in the training arena ready to work out with your girlfriend. you guys did warm ups which even those, almost killer you and when you go onto actually working out and sparring, oh my god. you were DYING and you kept complaining and whining to annie, who wasn’t having any of it. as you began to do sit ups, you whined once again “ughhh, i don’t wanna do this. i could’ve been sleeping still” you said as your back hit the floor, giving up. annie pulled you right back up, looked you dead in the eyes with a tight grip on your shoulders and said “you’re gonna do this work out, okay?” you wiggled your way out of her grasp, hit the floor again and whined even more “nooOo, annie c’mon! i just want to be done already!” annie just sighed with her hands on her knees, staring at you as you laid there eyes closed, clearly frustrated and upset. she was going to let you go but then had a breakthrough. she said with a sigh “hey. if you do these sit ups now, i’ll give you a kiss everytime as a reward.” WHAT?? DID YOU HEAR THAT CORRECTLY?? you shot up IMMEDIATELY in shock and excitement, you could quite literally feel the adrenaline rushing through your body, “YES OKAY ABSOLUTELY, LETSGOLETSGOLETSGO” you wiggled excitedly at this opportunity “jesus, calm down.. it’s just some kisses.” (deep down, she was shitting herself but the girls got a reputation to keep up) that’s where you guys had your first kiss! although it was only a peck. and there was lots of them. little did annie know though, from this day forward you would refuse to work out UNLESS you got kisses as a reward.

- BERTOLT HOOVER

you were just about to go out with bertolt on a lovely little stroll on a fine summers day but you forgot your bag! and you didn’t have time now, you promised you’d give historia her earrings back in time for her date with ymir but don’t worry, bertolt being the lil’ sweetheart he is, offered to run and grab it for you. so, you both set off in your opposite directions - bertolt found your bag with ease and grabbed it but, as he was picking it up, he hit a vase. YOUR vase.. and it smashed all over your dorm room floor and bertolt just freaked the fuck out. he started getting really sweaty and started heavy breathing, honestly he was having a panic attack. and to make matters worse, you had just opened the door and walked in on this mess. bertolt just looked at you with such genuine fear in this eyes. he felt so so so terrible about breaking your vase that he (very anxiously) started rambling straight away, as soon as you walked in, trying to explain himself and in the midst of it all, you were trying to calm him down and tell him that it’s fine and there’s no need to worry - but he just cannot stop. he just kept going on and on and on, and eventually you just had to do something. you’ve thought about doing it for a while now and it might not be the best time right now but fuck it!! you kissed him. partially because you wanted to but also partially because he needed to shut up, bless him. and goddamn, you REALLY shut him up, bro was in the middle of anaphylactic shock after that. he shook himself off like a dog eventually to regain his composure but he got superrr shy and said he couldn’t go out that day anymore😭. you still dragged him along don’t worry and he eventually got over what happened, not fully but still enough.

- ERWIN SMITH

erwin kissed you the day he asked you out. he thought it’d be the best, most romantic way to set off this new relationship! he also saw no point in waiting to kiss you tbh, especially since you were together now. anyways, soon after asking you to be his s/o and a very long embrace with one another - as you pulled apart, his gaze softened looking deeply into your eyes and asked “may i kiss you?” you were so shocked at his forwardness! first the beautiful meal, then becoming an official couple and now a kiss?! however, no matter in how much shock you were, you were far too entranced in this romantic moment to even hesitate, you said “of course you can” with a sultry smile. you guys had a very classic, romantic kiss just like in old time films. you both chuckled lightly as you pulled away and went off into the night together, having a final glass of wine before you left the restaurant.

- LEVI ACKERMAN

as per usual, levi was locked up in his silly little office but you weren’t having that today. it’s a beautiful summers day with no worries of fighting any titans so you decided to drag him out. now, when i say drag i genuinely mean you DRAGGED him by his stupid e-boy haircut, m’kay. EVENTUALLY.. he started walking by himself and you took him to a café! this way, he can still have his tea but he’s finally not in his office. you both ordered tea and you ordered some sweet treats for you guys as well! levi insisted otherwise but you were determined to have a lovely day out with your boyfriend.. who you haven’t kissed yet. you also decided that not only will today be a super cute date day but ALSO, first kiss day. after staying in the café for hours drinking multiple cups of teas and many yummy treats, it was getting dark and you guys’ legs were aching from sitting for so long - so it was finally time to head home. on this walk home, you began to get very sentimental which is when levi started to act all stoic🙄 in the middle of your sentimental rant, you stopped him in his tracks, held his shoulders and said “don’t hate me when i do this…” AND YOU JUST SLAPPED LIPS ON HIM AHH. you genuinely thought he was gonna push you off him and throw you on the ground BUT HE KISSED YOU BACK? and even pulled you closer to him?? literally what the fuck is happening?? after some time, you both pull away and he said “why would i hate you for that? idiot.” and with that, you guys went off into the night as you giggled at your silly actions.

- HANGE ZOË

hange uh.. you guys have already kissed a lot. hange is veryyy affectionate even when you were friends and was especially more affectionate after they realised they liked you😭. so, because of this you got a lot of cheek kisses and light pecks from hange when you guys were just friends. however, as soon as you agreed to being hange’s s/o, they gave you the biggest fattest smooch eva!! a proper first kiss for a proper couple :). remember how they nearly proposed? and you had to be like “ayo hange, d-don’t propose right now, please…” well after they got back up from being down on one knee, they grabbed you by both your cheeks immediately and kissed you. they kissed you for so long, so passionately like they’ve been craving to kiss you like this, kiss you like they really mean it.

[amywritesthings]

Hello Hello Hello-ween! 👻

This is Episode 2 (can't believ I'm doing this again) of

Oddly Specific Asks🗿✨️

where you will get oddly specific questions and choices that will tingle your pringle. Looks like you enjoyed round one, so let's go again!

1) State your opinion on Huan's banana statue in LoK as if you were an art critic.

2) What's the lesser evil: spiders sized the way they are not so they can easily get into your house or spiders the size of cats. They cannot get into the house easily but OH BOY once they're inside...

3) QUICK ROUND! Jasmin tea or ginseng tea? (Shoutout to the Jasmin Dragon)

4) What is the best french fry shape and why?

5) If you were to wake up as a character in the last anime you have watched, how cooked are you?

6) QUICK ROUND! Jean's hair Season 1-3 or Season 4?

7) Rate your singing ability on a scale of dying cat to divine opera singer!

8) A K-Pop song you would do a dance cover of?

9) QUICK ROUND! Finger the pickle jar or use a fork to get a pickle out?

10) GET CREATIVE! Write about the following scenario: Levi Ackerman babysitting Anya Forger. Anya may or may not be freaking him out a bit with her telepathic ability. This time, include one sentence with only three-letter-words!

That's it for today! I hope you enjoyed this round as much as the first one. Let me know if you want more 👀 Maybe you can guess at one point who I am, extra kudos if you can. I might add some hints in further rounds. 🤭

For now, have a good day and good luck answering what my pea brain has come up with!

Off I go,

an avid binge reader of yours <3

HELLO LOVELY I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID IT AGAIN TOO BUT I REALIZED I NEEDED TO SIT DOWN WITH THIS ONE

1) Sublime. Incredible. Never been done before. (Literally, who's doing it like Huan? No but actually this made me cackle and art critics just sigh and make faces. Imagine I'm making a grimace like I have to sneeze with those few words.)

2) Absolutely spiders that are spider-sized. I don't mind them coming into my house (they take care of rando bugs! they're neat!) but a cat-sized spider sounds like the scariest freaking thing in the world omg.

3) Oh god I am so sorry Levi Ackerman I'VE NEVER HAD EITHER OF THEM. But I think Ginseng sounds lovely, from what I read up on how it tastes?

4) CURLY CURLY CURLY because I am from New Jersey and nothing beats a good curly fry with old bay spice some cheese whiz. (I'm not talking about crab fries totally not absolutely lmfao)

5) I just watched the My Hero Academia movie, so I think I'd be pretty screwed seeing as I'm quirkless but I like to believe I would be safe with the UA squad. (Toshinori, call me.)

6) Jean Kirstein's mullet in season 4 is the undisputed best hair glow-up to me in Attack on Titan and yes I even mean beyond Armin's coconut bob. IT'S A WORK. OF. ART.

7) Off-key husky angry that it's still an hour away from dinner.

8) slooOOW IT DOWN, MAKE IT BOUNCY (honorary mention: i am the best by 2ne1 bc i actually do know that dance but it's tough lol)

9) third option never touch the pickle bc pickles are gross

10) I feel so bad because I would love to do another challenge prompt but I had to ask a few who Anya was! 😭 Forgive me, I lose this episode of oddly specific asks.

[xxl1ne]

in general jearmin in modern! au these are the same stupid people who can't admit their love to each other in any way. armin constantly sends eren tiktoks with sounds like "i don't wanna be er friend i wanna kiss er lips" with the signature: "i would send this to jean" and eren freaks out terribly and say: "yes bro send it to your jean already fuck!!" and in one day... armin accidentally mixed up the dialogues and sent another romantic tictok not to eren, but to fucking jean kirstein with the same stupid signature: "damn i want to send jean so much" after that armin did not go online for several hours and lay buried in a pillow in quiet hysteria while eren and mikasa tried to at least somehow calm him down. but in vain armin did not answer jean right away, because he after messages about how confused and surprised he was sent a screen of their dialogue with marco, in which jean sends cute romantic tictocs to marco with the caption: "damn, i want to send it to armin so much"

[spaceoceania]

Hi Jeankasa is actually pretty cute and i stan.

[shingia]

dating jean kirstein

— sfw headcanons

— important a/n at the end!

i’m terrified haha :) i’ve never ever written for aot before but jean is on my mind TWENTY FOUR/SEVEN so i thought i should just go for it even if it’s just a one time thing yk?

• okay first of all: this man’s main goal is to impress you. anywhere, anytime.

• he will spend his entire day in the kitchen without talking to anyone (except maybe you) just to cook you a homemade dinner

• but obviously, since he’s always pushing himself further, it means you often need to remind him that he’s already more than enough for you

• and how could he not be when he is constantly thinking about you??

• at the beginning of your relationship, he bought you a gift every single time you guys saw each other. but as you started going out more and more, his bank account couldn’t keep up and he had to slow down a bit

• but, one day, you were over at his house and he forgot to put away some drawings he had made. he was incredibly embarrassed because most of them were drawings of you, but you looked so happy looking at them that he decided these could be even better than his previous gifts

• and now you often find small doodles (sometimes more elaborate drawings) hidden between the pages of your books, or in one of your pockets

• for some obscure reason, he’s super good at giving massages, so you can expect to receive some before and after your naps. it’s the only times he won’t try to turn it into a makeout session (unless you initiate it of course)

• he trusts you 100% so yes, he will let you cut his hair. but also- yes, he will be a total drama queen and immediately freak out if you mess up just a tiny bit

• let’s be real here, jean and you bicker all the time. but it never lasts long because, as he once told you during a post-argument hug:

• “i love you too much to stay mad and it’s not fucking fair”

• but it’s perfectly fair, because it’s perfectly reciprocated

• did i mention that he’s is a living furnace?

• he secretly loves that about himself because it gives him an excuse to sleep in his underwear smh

• “wow uh- babe you’re staring so much it’s getting embarrassing” he’d scoff while looking perfectly comfortable with the situation, laying down on his side to make it even harder not to stare

• “oh- how rude of me, i’m so sorry! ..…well. good night then!” you’d respond, turning your back on him

• but i promise you that less than a minute later, you’d feel his arm drape around you and pull you closer until your back is pressed against his chest

• “you gotta stop acting like you don’t understand my sarcasm” he’d sigh, with a painfully obvious smile in his voice

• mornings with jean are usually pretty lazy. sometimes he’ll go for a run but he always comes back to bed where you both lie awake for at least 30mn, talking about anything and everything, your future, sometimes often sharing gossips, but always cuddling one way or another

• because yes, jean would love to be one of these men who are pretty casual about pda. but he’s not. he needs to be in contact with you as much as he can

• but although he loves to feel your hand in his, or to hold you by the waist when you walk, there's nothing he likes more than kissing you (you told him once that he was a good kisser and he hasn't shut up since)

• if he senses that you’re feeling stressed, he’ll gently kiss your temple to reassure you. if you’re feeling sad, a few kisses all over your face should do the trick. if you’re tensed and need to relax, a lingering kiss on your neck

• your friends are used to your pda now, but they will never stop making fun of him for that (jean, on the other hand, will probably never get used to their teasing. connie has stopped counting how many times he was told to shut up)

• jean is a very ambitious man, so naturally, he has big plans for your future together. and one of his craziest was to decide that the only way you two could move in your dream house was to build it himself

• so, after asking your friends if you could move in with them for a little while, you sold your flat and bought from an old man a house that was practically falling into ruins

• it was a colossal workload, so every day after work, you both headed to the house and did as much as you could until one of you began to fall asleep

• and every weekend for about a year, your friends came over to give a hand (sasha worked extra hard in the kitchen area obviously)

• you moved in after about a year and a half, in the middle of spring. and as if that day wasn't emotional enough for you, jean thought it would be nice to propose to you that exact same day

• you were on your patio, laying on the pallet couch that armin and connie had built together, your head resting on his knees. the sky was turning orange and it was one of these moments where you were grateful for jean's natural warmth

• both of you were laughing at the memory of the fear in armin’s eyes everytime connie was about to hit a nail with the hammer - when jean’s hand gently brushed your cheeks, and he let out an almost inaudible: “let’s get married”

• you agreed so quickly that he didn’t even have time to curse himself for not proposing in a more romantic way, like he had initially planned

• but as you looked up at him, your eyes filled with nothing but love and tears, fingers intertwined with his, and your skin painted with the shadows of your very own house, he thought that this was the kind of simple romance he had always longed for after all

— a/n : QUICK EXPLANATION: a few days/weeks ago i created a second tumblr account (@gi0iawrites) because “why not have an aot blog and a haikyuu account :D”. bUT i changed my mind and decided to post everything here. which means that yes, this post has already been posted elsewhere but it was on my other blog! just wanted to make things clear!

— a/n #2: i could’ve written 12 pages about this istg 😮‍💨 i wanted to add how i think jean would be a terrible driver but i’m saving it for another time :)

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⚔️Jean Kirstein: Protective Boyfriend ⚔️

Jean Kirstein x Female Reader

Warnings: Swearing, me needing to catch up on AOT 😅

AN: This is an Anon request!

I'm so spiteful I can't EVEN

This gorgeous man

Yes THIS ONE ABOVE 👆🏻 is your partner YN?

😭😭 leave some good ones for the rest of us please and thank you!

But seriously, you were training from the beginning with Jean and the 104th

Nobody thought you could do it but you succeeded no the less 💅

Honestly one of the best in your class

From the start, you liked Jean but you could never tell if he liked you back

You always thought he had a crush on Mikasa 🙄

I mean who wouldn't 👀

Through out your time as trainees, up until you joined the scouts, Jean was always mysteriously there

For instance 🙌🏻

During the Battle at Trost, you were fighting a 5 meter when you lost your footing on the ledge and started to fall 😰

Seriously you thought it was the end

Mentally saying all your goodbyes and everything

When Jean just swoops in on his ODM gear and saves you 🥰

Seriously swoon 😭

"Be careful there YN"- Jean, smiling at you 😄

Ok you can die happy now YN, we good 😍

Oh but it doesn't stop there

Oh no no no because when you decide to join the scouts 👀 well

Jean's decision to join may have been slightly influenced by you 😍

At this point, Jean clearly has it out for you YN

But being the way you are, you are still clueless

You have a huge crush but there's no way NO WAY this man could possibly like you

Oh but he does 😶

It becomes really apparent when our main Titan boy, Eren starts to pay attention to you

Oh we just KNOW Jean is fuming 😤

Seriously he's not ok

"Hey YN! Would you like to go on a walk with me?"- Eren, our favorite Titan child

"Umm sure Eren"- you

Jean will literally follow you two, at a safe distance, to see what is happening 👀

Mans is spying behind every tree/bush he can find because you are HIS YN

Too bad he hasn't told you that yet 🙄

But never fear, Eren is here!

"So YN I was wondering if maybe you'd be interested in going on a date? I don't have much time left-"

Lemme stop you right there

"Oh HELL NO"- Jean, bursting through the bushes " YN is going out with me!"

"I am?"- you

"YN I like you alot! Please go out with me?"- Jean

Well isn't this awkward 🙃

Seriously poor Eren is just like 👁👄👁

"Jean are you just asking me out because you don't want Eren to beat you?"- you, calling out Jeanie boy out

*le sigh* "YN I've liked you for a long time! I just didn't think you liked me. And well, seeing you with Eren made me really jealous"- Jean

"Jean Kirstein, you're an idiot. Of course I'll go out with you"- you

Jean 👉���😐😶😱 really 😍😍😍😍

You 👉🏻🤗 yes

So we are just going to ignore the Eren problem I guess 😅

"Eren, I'm sorry but-"

"Say no more! Connie you owe me $10! I told you'd he'd confess"- Eren

"God dammit Jean!"- Connie

Well ok then 😅

After that, you and Jean became inseparable

Seriously, you were always together whenever you could get time

Missions were spent swinging through trees and killing Titans as a couple 💑

How freaking romantic 🥺

Jean always had your back and you had his

Of course, you gave Jean plenty of heart attacks

"YN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT STOP"- Jean

"You'll do what?" - you, racing into battle Titans like you've got nothing to lose

Jean follows you mindlessly because this man is whipped for you YN

If you fall, Jean is there to catch you

Need an assist, Jean's going to help you take that Titan down

You may also challenge him to a Titan killing contest

Mans loves a good rivalry

"3 down and 2 assists"- you

"4 down and 1 assist" Jean

"Tied!! Dammit"- you

Then, for some weird reason your gear fails and you begin to fall

Right into the open mouth of a Titan

Seriously YN 🤦‍♀️

"Oh crap"- Jean, literally racing to grab you

You 👉🏻 falling gracefully knowing your man is coming

Jean 👉🏻 panicking because he's not sure he can make it

Suddenly he gets to you and bam, you're safe 🤗

"Yn we seriously need to talk about taking all these risks"- Jean

"Awe but you love that I do it"- you, kissing his cheek and rest your head on his shoulder

"No YN, I love you"- Jean

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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chance | l. ackerman x reader

everything about her seemed to attract every type of person.

people younger.

people older.

people of the same sex.

people of the opposite.

but she paid no mind.

her only mission in life was to kill these titans and to get your life back to normal. and until she did that, she would push every person aside.

or so she thought.

she had never understood how people could do stupid things like putting themselves at risk for love, it wasn't until that someone came into her life and showed her how to fix that part of her that she finally understood. that the feeling of loving someone was too good to let go. and she was gonna make sure that no one would ever hurt her or her loved one until she died.

word count: 1,151 words

warnings: gore, cursing

part 2 here!

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 A loud grunt left her lips as she flung her whole body towards the titan coming her way, twirling mid air until she was face to face with the nape of its neck. The wind slapped her face harshly, digging her blades into its neck feeling every inch of it as she sliced his skin, swiping as hard as she could to her left. The sight of its chunk of skin flinging off merely satisfied her, jerking back as her ODM gear latched itself into a wall behind her. The 10 meter titan collapsed on the floor almost as quickly as it had appeared. Without letting her guard down she proceeded to go on foot landing on a nearby roof, running as quickly as she could from rooftop to rooftop in search of any other titan. 

The scouts were trying to make sure no titans came anywhere close to Eren who was a bit preoccupied with a boulder on his back. Suri wasn't entirely sure how this all came to be, but she was choosing to ignore it until after they had plugged up the wall.

She knew Eren.

She knew that boy would never do anything to harm any of them, so she wasn’t worried. 

“Hey! What’s got your head in the clouds, pumpkin?” Jean shouted, landing not so effortlessly beside the girl. She rolled her eyes, not letting her stride falter.

“Don’t worry about it, Kirstein. Also- what?”

“I thought it was cute,”

“Well, you thought wrong.” She huffed, brushing her hair out of her face, her eyes scanning her surroundings. Jean smirked at the stern look in her face, facing forward. The pair of you broke into a sprint, the hissing of her gear was all that was heard as she sped in the direction of a 7 meter titan making his way towards Connie. 

“Hyah!” She screamed, allowing her body to put as much of her frustration into that hit making the titan fall down a gush of steam slapping her face. Connie spun on his heel, a shocked expression etched on his lips. Without halting her movements feeling the burning sensation of titan blood on her face, “You have to be more careful, Springer!” 

The wind was twirling her hair, making it almost impossible to see. She angrily huffed, coming to a stop on a stone pillar. Hurriedly throwing her hair up into a tight bun so it couldn’t get in her line of vision. 

“Watch out!” The sound of someone screaming near her made her freeze, jumping up into the air. She looked down at her feet, noticing that a titan hand had narrowly missed her by less than an inch. Shaking her head at her recklessness, latching her hook onto a nearby building, arching her body backwards as she flung yourself into a ready position. Twirling her blades in her hands, effortlessly hitting its nape sending the smiling freak tumbling face first. Bits of rubble found their way flying towards her cheek, leaving small cuts as she sped off towards the remaining scouts. 

“What happened to being more careful-”

“Connie, respectfully, I will shove my foot up your ass if you finish that sentence of yours.”

“How do you know he isn’t into that?” Jean retorted, a playful glint in his eyes. A small smile made its way onto her lips as she eyed the buzzed boy whose mouth was wide open. Suri leaned over and shut it for him, ruffling the small strands of hair he had on his head. 

“He’s only jokin’”

“No I wasn’t-”

“Kirstein, I swear to god.” She rolled her eyes at the sandy haired boy, who chuckled at her threat. At this point she had managed to wipe out all the titans nearby, her hands dropping slightly as she adjusted her grip on them. “I wonder how many more titans there are left…”

“I mean if we’re not counting the 50 over by where Armin is, then I’d say 0.” Connie sighed, eyeing her frame as she turned your head to see where Armin had led all the titans. A small wince left her lips at the sight of all of their clamoring hands pawing at the wall.

“I wouldn’t say 0 quite yet, Springer.” Jean interjected, tapping his sword against hers gaining her attention. She turned to face him, who was nodding in the direction of Eren. 

“Fuck me…” The three of you had caught sight of five 10 meter titans that had just marched in through the entrance. Throwing her head back a groan leaving her lips, readying herself to take off.  “Don’t get yourselves killed. If you die, I’m reincarnating you just to kill you myself.”

“You be safe too, Suri!”

A bubble of laughter left her lips, throwing herself off the rooftop, her ODM gear latching onto a concrete wall sending her body flying towards the titans.

The familiar sensation of the wind slapping her calmed her in a way, keeping her attentive to her actions, eyes never once leaving the approaching limbs.

One thing that Suri bragged about when it came to being a cadet, was how agile she was while flying.

She was one of the fastest, along with Mikasa. The two girls had never failed to impress. Her swiftness and ability to kill titans like she was sleeping was a god given gift. Every ounce of her strength went into every strike, while making it look effortless. 

“Why don’t you assholes fucking die?” She growled under her breath, her blades down by your knees. 

The sound of her gas hissing caught the attention of 3 of them, their huge eyes eyeing her like a carcass of meat. Smiling at the sight of them, swinging herself around them as a way of taunting them. 

They all had the same fucking look in their eyes. Hunger. She didn’t know why, but seeing those 3 helpless titans swing their limbs in every attempt to grab her filled her with so much rage. Swiping her tongue across her bottom lip, wetting it as she hovered above them.

Suri shot her hook straight across them, flinging up into the air a loud laugh leaving her lips. I hope you assholes rot in hell.  

Leaving her swords to her right as she sped by them, the sound of her blades cutting through their flesh was like music to her ears as each one dropped right after the other.

Their blood coated her head to toe the stinging sensation from their boiling blood made her wince, wiping it off the corner of her mouth in disgust discarding the chipped swords.

The sound of Eren howling to her right made her tense up, watching as he flung the boulder into the entrance, a humongous gust of dirt and rubble flying towards her. The sound of people cheering sent a wave of relief over her, locking her swords back in place proceeding to fly down to where Levi was currently standing over a titans dead body.

“-tell me what the hell I’m looking at."

authors note: hey lovelies! im starting a new series about aot, and i really hope y'all enjoy it. i've been kinda experimenting with a bunch of new things and new ways of writing so hopefully all goes good! feedback and requests are always welcome!

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hey guysss ✨, so i decided to feed you all today with some headcanons. i apologize for not writing a lot! i've been lacking in motivation, so please forgive me on that. i have something coming for you all soon! so watch for that ❤. i got steamy and thought of these headcanons after a convo with @jaegerbomb20 and @ererokii 😭, so enjoy! ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+!!

Nude Headcanons Modern AU

Characters: Eren, Jean, Reiner, and Porco

Warnings: NSFW

Eren Jaeger:

- so since we're talking about manbun Eren here, you already know his nudes are going to look hot and amazing. he knows what he's doing.

- Eren would probably pose in the mirror with his cock all hard and big.

- if he's really horny he'll send a video of him jerking off in the mirror, he might even leave the sound on too so you'll hear his groans 🥵.

- Eren would be the type also to send you ones in the shower.

- trust me they'll get you hot and bothered, like he would have sexy nudes.

- he'd also be the type to send you nudes unexpectedly, like one day he sent you a video of him jerking off in the shower and you slammed your phone on the table all embarrassed.

- he doesn't send nudes often though, he also reminds you to not show anyone, because they are for you only.

- Eren wouldn't be the type to make you send some back, he understands if you aren't comfortable.

- but if you do... he'll praise the fuck out of them, like his jaw would drop seeing how sexy you looked.

- Eren would probably send so many back if you sent him nudes, his dirty texts would be hot as hell.

- Eren would NEVER expose you, even if you were to break up with him. he has respect for you and your body.

- he'd for sure want to see your body in person, Eren would absolutely love it.

Jean Kirstein:

- Jean honestly would have some pretty nice nudes, he knows how to do it since he has done it pretty often, so expect him to send a few if you've been dating for awhile.

- he would be sitting in a chair in front of the mirror with his cock in his hand.

- sometimes he'll send videos of him close up jerking his dick, he'll always send you videos of him cumming. it is hot as fuck.

- Jean would send you his print sometimes to tease you.

- if he's sending a close up you'll see his v-line along with his abs, and boyyy does it make you really turned on. his body is hot.

- Jean wouldn't send you nudes unexpectedly, he always asks if you're alone before sending any. he doesn't want to get exposed, or have someone take a photo without him knowing.

- he sends nudes often 😳 he is horny a lot.

- Jean wouldn't be the type to force you into sending back, but he does ask sometimes. he assures you that you can trust him, and he'd never show anyone else.

- if you do send back, Jean would be so in love with them. he'd definitely jerk off to them, especially if you send a video 🥵.

- he'd send a video of him cumming and it's so hot, and he reminds you that you made him cum.

- i see Jean never exposing you, he'd keep that shit to himself. if you were to break up with him, he would keep his mouth shut.

- he'd praise tf out of your body in person, so expect that ❤.

Reiner Braun:

- now let me just tell you, Reiner is the king of sending nudes. they are just so amazing and fire, you won't be disappointed with them, trust me when i say that.

- Reiner's body is so sexy, so he'd send you nudes in the mirror with water dripping down his body.

- he definitely has sent some in the shower.

- he would send you videos of him groaning and even saying your name 🥵, and boy it is really hot.

- he knows exactly how to pose to make his nudes just look so sexy.

- Reiner would send you nudes unexpectedly like Eren, sometimes he gets too horny and he just sends them randomly. he once sent you a picture and you were so embarrassed in class.

- he doesn't send nudes very often, but there are times were he will send them pretty frequently. he's a horny guy sometimes let me just say that.

- Reiner is a very respectful guy, he understands completely if you wouldn't want to send nudes to him. he wants you comfortable 🥺, he's sweet like that.

- if you do send Reiner nudes he will absolutely love and praise you, he loves the way your body looks.

- Reiner would so sending you cumming videos if you sent him nudes, he just finds them so hot.

- he would never expose you, ngl Reiner has a lot of respect for you. if you two were to break up, he'd never show anyone, or post them.

- Reiner would absolutely adore seeing your body in person instead of a photo.

Porco Galliard:

- let me just say Porco probably has some decent looking nudes, you'll never be disappointed with them. he kind of knows what he's doing with them.

- Porco would send his nudes in the mirror holding his cock, and even jerking it off. he gets really turned on when sending nudes 😳.

- trust me they look hot as fuck.

- he'd show you close ups of him jerking off, sometimes he'll take the audio off, but not all the time.

- Porco has sent you his print while in public, IT HAS HAPPENED FOR SURE.

- Porco wouldn't send you nudes unexpectedly, he'd probably warn you first to avoid any kind of embarrassment or freak outs you might have if you're not by yourself.

- i see him not sending nudes a lot, but there are times where he'll send them often.

- Porco wouldn't necessarily try to force you in sending some back, but he can be a little pushy to get something in return. he does have respect though, if you say no, then no. he doesn't really mind that much.

- if you do send some Porco would probably stare at them for awhile, just admiring how fucking hot you look.

- he'd send back some hot groans since it's your nudes he's jerking off to.

- Porco wouldn't expose you at all, i feel like he would just keep it to himself if you two were to break up. even if some of his friends asked to see them, he'd be very defensive.

- Porco would love to see your body in person instead of a picture.

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Sub AOT | Part one

AOT x F!reader

Includes: Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Connie Springer, Marco Bodt, Reiner Braun, Bertholdt Hoover, Levi Ackerman

A/N: really wanted to make a Sub AOT one so here it is, will make a part two with the girls since my Bi-self needs to do it

Eren Yeager:

He didn't know he was a sub until you did that.

Yes, you asked to peg him, and he accepted it. Ever since then he loved being a sub and a bottom, but will take the top every once in a while when you're tired and can't go as fast as he likes.

He is a fast and rough kinda guy, at least season 4 Eren is, do it hard, he can take it, trust me.

Bite him, like, blood dripping kinda bite. He loves the sensation and the fact that you trust him enough to know he won't transform.

He does hate it when you degrade him tho, so praises only. He is still a soft kid on the inside, deep inside.

He won't take a no for an answer when it comes to pegging him, too tired to move? Don't worry, he will ride you. Too distracted with work? He'll ride your lap, even if you're shorter than him.

Overall, a rough kinda guy but praise him, a lot. Peg him and let him bottom. But if you're not in the mood, it's ok, just sit back and enjoy as he rides you while moaning out your name.

Armin Arlert:

He is a sub, a whole ass sub. Fight me.

He didn't want to say it out loud and he didn't have to, just seeing the way he was on your first time together.

Ride him, just, do it, you won't regret it.

His small cute face red and sweaty, tears staining his chubby cheeks as he moans and whimpers that you're, "Just too tight-!"

Likes holding hands with you during the doing, feels happy when doing so. His hand looking for yours every five seconds for confort.

Moans a lot but not too much, isn't whiny and has some adorable mumbles in between.

You are indeed lucky with this one, no joke.

Jean Kirstein:

Just look at him and tell me he isn't a sub.

He will worship you like a goddess, to him you are. To him you are the most amazing person to have walked on this earth, and having you by his side is a miracle.

Do whatever, he loves it all: Peg him, ride him, choke him, degrade him, praise him, slap him, even spit on him, he. Loves. It.

His moans are groany and raspy at times, almost addicting, as if encouraging you to try new things on him.

He likes to see you as a painter, ready to experiment new art. And himself a white canvas, ready for any new colors and textures.

Just a experimenting freak, will do anything for you. (Even call in Eren for a threesome if that's what you want, he feels pleasure by you being happy).

Connie Springer:

He is more of a switch, but would rather be a sub over a dom.

You just make him feel amazing every single time, your kisses, carasses, touches, he loves you being a dom.

Would like to top most of the time tho, not dom you but just be on top.

Loves when you give him orders, he'll act all bratty and say "Why should I?" But one glare from you and he does whatever you asked.

This guy is a tease, expect him to tease you all the time. You riding him, he manages to speak audibly enough to say "Is that all- you got?"

Overall, loves to get you worked up by teasing your skills on domming him, so be sure to break him, it's worth it.

Marco Bodt:

This sweet boy just wants to make you feel good, he just doesn't know how. So the first time you take the lead.

After that he wants to take the lead, to make you feel good. But you assure him that you like taking the lead, and making him feel good makes you feel good.

Likes you pegging him but not rough or hard, he prefers missionary so he can hug you during it. He feels slightly vulnerable during this sort of thing so whiper things like "Don't worry, I'm here, you take it so well, you are doing so good"

This boy is the only on this list that can and will cum untouched while you peg him.

His moans are soft and quiet, almost breathy whines that increase as his orgasm approaches.

Indeed the type of guy every dom woman wants.

Reiner Braun:

Ok, so, this man is a sub. Yes he is.

The feeling of being taken care of just makes him feel all warm inside, makes him feel small and forget his worries and haunting memories for a while.

He prefers his dick inside you but does like Pegging every once in a while. Just not rough bit not soft, in a medium state.

Praise him please. Your soft voice in his ear as he whimpers at your gummy walls tightly around him while you say "That's it baby, you feel so good inside me, you're so big, so perfect for me" he will melt.

Will top but will follow your order if you say "Faster, slower, rougher, stop", just say it and he will do any of them.

A soft boy inside a big body, just love him because he deserves it ♡

Bertholdt Hoover:

Another softie in a tall body, a sub, fight me.

He just doesn't have the experiencie nor the confidence to top or dom, he just can't, not that you complain, domming this boy is amazing.

He trembles a lot under your touch or kisses, breathing sharp as he blushes at your words of encouragement in his ear.

Small secret: His chest is sensitive, very.

One hand on his dick, pumping up and down, sometimes carassing the tip as the other is playing with his nipples, while also biting his chest. Instant orgasm.

Also his ears are sensitive, whisper things in his ear, your hot breath making him whimper and tremble. Beautiful.

Will try pegging very, very into the relationship. Is kinda scared of having something inside him but for you, he will try, just make sure to be gentle.

No doubt, a diamond in the rough.

Levi Ackerman:

This man is a pillow princess, please-

He will have to trust you a lot to let you peg him, but he will love it.

Like, let him ride you. He will without hesitation if you ask, only if you ask. He won't ever bring it up himself.

He likes praises, a lot. He blushes when you say them, looking away while his eyes water a little. He is a soft boy inside.

He likes it rough tho, not alot but enough. If you're going soft on him he will flip you over, he's strong after all, once he does he will ride you while saying "God, I gotta do this myself always, do it right next time" in between moans while throwing his head back.

It is art, make me want to make a whole museum of this man getting pegged.

10/10 would recommend.

[damn-stark]

A moment in time

Jean Kirstein x reader

Requested by anon “Hello! Jeans girlfriend drank some of the wine and turned into a Titan. The rest is up to you! Thanks! :D” & “Hi! Could you do a story about Jean and his girlfriend. Were she turns into a titan because she drank Zeke‘s Wine. And Jean and her friends decide what to do with her.”

A/N- it’s short but i haven’t written a request in a while, I hope you like it anon! I’ll edit later by the way!

Warning- Angst!

Spoilers for season 4 part 2!

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A moment in time. If he could go back to a moment in time it would be long before this battle or the events that led to it.

It wouldn’t be Marley, as much fun as he had when he wasn’t busy, that time wasn’t there.

It wouldn't be when he met you, you were both too awkward and still just mere strangers. It wouldn't be when you were friends because his feelings for you were unknown.

He would want to go back to that first time you went to the ocean, you were already together, not dating, but a thing….

Then again maybe any time would be better than being here now, feeling the whole world go silent and go dark as he saw you turn into a Titan.

At first he thought you’d be fine. No he wanted you to be fine, he ignored the fact that you had drank that wine laced with spinal fluid in hopes that in his ignorance you wouldn't turn, but he was wrong, there you were down the street after you made sure that no one was in the way when you turned. He saw your figure disappear into a bright light that erupted from you as you transformed, he watched the moment this new body appeared where you once stood, and it crushed him. He was in agony, more than he ever thought possible.

You had warned him, yelled at him not to watch and just go away, but he couldn’t go away and leave you in your last moments. Even if it hurt, he watched as the person he loved turned into a mindless Titan. He looked at the dull eyes that once gleamed with life and fell to his knees.

“Why?” He uttered to himself. “Why you?”

Tears welled his eyes and his hands that carried his blades let the handles drop to the ground. You didn’t notice him, your Titan was distracted by other soldiers that began to shoot at you.

“Jean!” Connie shouted. “What are you going to do?!” Even Connie knew that letting you go wasn’t ever an option, you’ve known each other for so long that even Connie couldn’t bear killing you.

“We can’t kill her.” He stammered with a quiver in his voice.

“We’re going to make out of this. We’re going to live the life we want. Together.” You smile and look back at him to share your happiness.

“Jean!” Connie yelled again. “Jean—”

…

Said man snaps back and only now grasps what happened, who talked in that weird place his mind went to while his body stayed on the roof. It happened in a flash, but it freaked him out. Only after the wall Titans began to stomp away did he manage to focus back on you, and Falco who lay on the ground after he ate Jaw.

“She’s walking away!”

“Jean—” Armin called but stopped when he saw you as a Titan. He, like all your other friends hoped it wouldn’t be true, but it was.

“What are you going to do?” Mikasa asked as she landed beside Armin.

“We can’t kill her.” Jean repeated, sighing and standing up to begin taking care of Falco as he lay unconscious. “Feed him to her.”

There was silence and then Armin stepped forward and began to argue against his comment. Jean didn’t want to listen to Armin and his long debate on why not to, but he knew deep in his heart that he couldn’t be selfish and risk more conflict with Marley by doing it. You wouldn't want that either, he let it go even if it broke his heart not being able to help you right away. He just wanted to be with you.

He wanted to hold you, kiss you, he just wanted you alive again.

But he couldn’t have you, not yet.

However that problem he faced with feeding Falco to someone else, was interrupted and “solved” after Connie gave his own argument and then took him away to get his mother back. Jean couldn’t even chase him, not with the other titans that now began to eat the other Scouts, not with you walking away and being targeted now.

“Hey!” He exclaimed and flew off the roof to tackle the Scout to another roof. “Not her! Not her!”

“It doesn’t matter!” The scout argued and shoved Jean off. “They’re all mindless titans anyway. They’re eating us!”

Jean grabbed the scout by the collar and shoved him back with fury. “No! Not her! No one is going to kill her!”

Just like Eren promised Connie to bring his mom back before, you were going to be brought back. Even if he had to beg Eren, Jean was going to make sure that he brought you back. You may have to be this way for sometime but he wasn’t going to lose you.

“Jean, come on!” Armin exclaimed and waved him over as you began to walk towards Armin. “We need to take her somewhere else.”

Jean glared at the soldier and stepped back before flying off and leaving him the dust. “We need to take her some place where she’s trapped so we can tie her up like Hange would with her experiments!” Jean ordered as he flew in front of you and guided you towards some other place.

Armin glanced ahead and then his eyes lit up. “Underground! They built a cell just in case they needed to trap a Titan shifter. It’s just a mile east from here!”

Jean sighed in relief and nodded, he looked back at you and even if your eyes were dull and the person you once were was a Titan, he knew you were there, waiting now to come back. He wasn’t going to give up on you, that was never an option. He was going to see you again, hopefully when this was all over, you were going to get that life you wanted together.

For now all he had was memories of you, precious memories.

“I love you,” he whispered, his forehead leaning against yours as the waves crashed softly into the sand.

You beam at him and cup his cheeks, covering his cheeks in sand. “I love you too.”

“I love you,” he whispered to the wind, knowing his words got drifted away and you wouldn’t possibly hear as a Titan. “I’ll see you again.”

[elysianslove]

please for the love of everything holy, give us attack on titan dick headcanons like you did with jjk and haikyuu 🤲🏻🤲🏻

i've been waiting for this one and i love your fics sm,, you're literally one of my fav bloggers ily <33

havsjdd ONE OF MY FAVE SERIES YES,,, i can’t just do all characters so i did the ones i’m most familiar with (aka mains 🤧) if you want others lmk!!

as always, this is purely for fun!! i don’t intend to be crazy realistic :)

other works; haikyuu captains, setters, middle blockers, aces and jujutsu kaisen

ATTACK ON TITAN DICK ANALYSIS

levi ackerman

as much as this hurts, he’s probably barely average. i mean, to be fair, he was extremely malnourished as a child, but i’ll be generous and say he’s 5.2 inches. such a pretty cock :( like it has a dark golden/brown tan to it, with a pink tip. also idk why but something tells me levi has a birthmark on his dick. don’t ask, he just has like this cool, brown splotch right beneath the tip. anyways, it curves up and inwards, i’m so sure. the girth and length are proportional, and he’s relatively veiny!! cute, thick balls too. is being clean shaven a thing in that universe? if it is, consider it done obviously.

eren jaeger

he has a big dick idc. just so hung i cannot. eren dick print is immaculate i will cry. fat cock, 6.8 inches, veiny as fuck. like thick veins you feel them when he’s inside of you. the shaft is just the tiniest bit darker than his skin, and the tip is dark, angry red, especially he’s all hard and wet. doesn’t really curve, to be honest, maybe a little to the right. oh and he has fat balls. heavy balls. breeder balls. he cums and his balls are still so full — insanity. doesn’t shave at all though like it’s so unkempt <//3 likes to shove your face down when you suck him off as if to make a point <//3

armin arlert

omg his dick’s so pretty. like sososo pretty. pale shaft and the cutest pink tip. like it’s kind a pastel pink but then he’s hard and it gets even darker, like a dark pink. it flushes so gorgeous when he’s hard and dripping for you. he’s like 6.3 inches, and it curves at the tip a little. more veiny than you’d imagine actually!!! his balls and tip are extremely, over the top, sensitive suck on them and he’s gone. oof and if you suck and then blow cold air? he might pass out. obviously clean shaven! sometimes he forgets tho but same way he doesn’t care if you are, you don’t care if he is either. nothing screams thoughtful like armin after all.

jean kirstein

HES SO BIG HELP. idk the timeskip.... he screams bde..... horsecock jean..... 7.2 inches bye. literally mouthwatering pretty, just a tan, bronze-ish shaft, prominent veins, dark pink tip that gets all bright when it’s wet. longer than he is thick but he will rearrange your guts absolutely. stick straight, doesn’t curve, isn’t sensitive so he’ll straight up cockwarm you whenever wherever (cockwarm any of your holes which one is available rn shawty). he trims, and there’s the hottest happy trail from beneath his belly button down to his crotch. when he stretches and it shows fhdbdhcjf

connie springer

my boy has an average dick <3 just 5.6 inches, good girth, good length, no curve. actually it’s kinda fat.... kinda.... might be a stretch taking him.... it’s okay he lives between those thighs anyways. pale pink tip that doesn’t darken all that much when hard, golden shaft, prominent veins. he’s clean shaven because he’s scared you’ll leave him if he wasn’t </3 forgot once and had a freak out session the moment he undressed till he realized it wasn’t that big of a deal.

reiner braun

HOLT FUCK PLEASE. HIS DICK IS SO BIG STOP. he’s 7.7 INCHES NO TAKESIES BACKSIES. hole splinter. pussy/bussy destroyer. cervix kisser. tummy bulger. golden shaft and a dark pink tip. literally so veiny. so much girth you cannot. cannot imagine. just size kink with reiner pls. heavy balls that have so much to give, but baby’s so easily sensitive <3 kind of clean shaven? depends on his mood? the time he has? whether you’re 100% for/against it or 50-50, etc.

bertholdt hoover

why do i get the feel, the vibes if you will, that he has such a big dick. like it shocks people when they see it. he’s probably hella long like 7 inches long, listen i cannot explain it he just has a big dick. dark shaft and the deepest red for a tip. not that veiny, but curves nicely to the right. extremely sensitive balls oh my god. will cry if you overstimulate him <3

niccolo

sasha’s so lucky <//3 big dick i know it. 6.7 inches and it’s gorgeous, with a golden tan to the shaft that flushes out to a bright, pale pink tip. when he’s hard it gets a blush pink/red so pretty. kinda veiny, kinda not. like it’s alright! he has amazing orgasm control his dick‘s tip will be purpling but you have to cum a million times before he‘s okay with cumming. trims, so not 100% clean shaven.

porco galliard

such a fat dick. it’s like 5.1 inches but it’s so fat you will cry taking it. the stretch burns oh my god. also he has no concept of prep so please, teach him. mauve/pink-ish tip, just a light tan shaft. it’s kinda flushed all over tbh, darker at the tip, lighter the longer you go along his shaft. curves to the right a little! doesn’t believe in being clean shaven sorry <//3

kenny ackerman

sorry am i allowed to do him? dilf! or gilf? 🤔 idk i just know his dick is huge. massive. 7.5 inches. so big. the tip is such a dark red, the shaft is dark and tan. hella, hella veins. like so much. not clean shaven obviously. im not gonna say anything else i dont wanna taint my dignity even more.

[miekasa]

okay but what about airport!levi? he gives quiet businessman vibes sitting in his slacks and turtleneck

IN HIS TURTLENECK 😭😭 He would also be quiet and to himself, but not in the emo way. You got me thinking about all of them now, so here are my other thoughts about the boys at the airport.

Levi

He thinks the idea of separating classes on an airplane is beyond stupid, but if the flight is particularly long, or particularly packed, he’s not above paying for business class for a little extra personal space for the two of you.

When he doesn’t do that, tho, he never picks your guys’ seats ahead of time, so sometimes you’ll be separated. Good thing he’s also not above lying at the check-in desk, “I’m in Zone 1, could my wife be seated next to me so that we can board together?”

They respond with an “of course,” and move your seats together, and Levi walks back with a content nod of appreciation. You are not married, and marriage sucks about as much as class separation on a 30 foot long plane, but it has its benefits.

Masks on, regardless. No debates. Pandemic or not, the mask stays on. Do not perceive him, keep the pressurized air sharing to a minimum.

Doesn’t wander much in the airport. There’s nothing in there that he hasn’t seen already, except for the marked up prices on touristy t-shirts.

And if you wander, he’ll usually just sit in the waiting area to watch your bags while you window shop and do your thing. If you’re gone for more than 30 mins, he might call, under the pretenses of, “Making sure you didn’t get lost. You know that Starbucks was near gate 41 to the left, not the right, right?” Like he’s a comedian or something 🙄

He does encourage you to get snacks before you board, tho. Airplane food is gross, and he would much rather pay for a $13 sandwich that you can snack on later, than for you to have to eat mush.

He’s got a little portable mug he takes with him for when he’s wants to buy a hot drink before getting on his flight. It’s cute.

Doesn’t fall asleep on the plane ever. No matter how long the flight is—at most, he’ll take a quick power nap somewhere in the middle if it’s over 9 hours, but other than that, he’s good to go.

Doesn’t mind if you fall asleep, and he always adjusts your neck pillow to make sure you don’t get cramps.

Jean

Travel champion. This man loves being in the airport even though he’s convinced it’s a time capsule, he fucking loves it.

King of “your airport fashion matters, babe.” Not necessarily wearing a whole three piece suit, but he does put in a little effort; it’s not just the first pair of sweats he has laying around.

Swears coffee tastes better in the airport. It does not. That does not stop him from buying it. He should learn to quit tho, especially for someone who hates airplane bathrooms as much as he does.

Charming with all the security personnel and desk assistants. You could be checking in for a flight at 4am, and Jean’s got people smiling and cheery for their shifts.

Bitches about the selection of movies on the flight, and learns to just download his own ahead of time. Gets really startled when he’s watching something and the flight attendants try to grab his attention for food or drinks—the very loud, classic, Jean Kirstein “HUH?”

On that note, he also gets startled by the loudspeaker announcements in the airport. He doesn’t know why he has to hear about American Airlines flight 2170 to Cancun, when he is not on American Airlines flight 2170 to Cancun.

Not opposed to paying extra for better airplane food or drinks on the plane if it’s the right time of day. He always finds something to toast to, plus he likes to treat you whenever and wherever he can.

Takes care of your overhead luggage and helps out the people around him if he sees they’re struggling. Gets shy when you call him a gentleman for it, and he rubs his neck, grumbling, “I was just helping the line move a little faster.”

Great timing, generous, will pick up your checked bags for you, and already rented a car a week in advance: 10/10 travel buddy.

Porco

He doesn’t like planes and there’s no solid reason why—nothing bad happened to him as a kid, and it’s not even that rare unfortunate incidents freak him out or anything—something flying just makes him a bit uneasy.

He won’t say it though, and he tries to keep it together when you’re checking in, but you can tell he’s anxious once you’re sitting and waiting for your flight to board.

He’ll ask to switch seats if you have the window seat, because somehow the feeling of being boxed in between the plane wall/window and another person makes it feel more like a car than a plane and he’s okay with that.

Going to the airport is one of the few times he hair won’t be styled, and falls in his face a bit. He usually throws on a beanie to cover it up, but you think he looks pretty cute either way.

Can’t usually fall asleep and he hates it because he just sits there thinking about the worst for the entire duration of the flight. But when you travel with him for the first time and coax him into taking a nap it’s so much better.

It’s about the only time he’ll let himself be publicly babied by you; but it makes everything so much easier that he doesn’t even mind.

So now, whenever you get on flights, he just puts his hood up, lays his head on your shoulder and waits for the magic to happen.

Bonus: you’re traveling with his friends, and Pieck and Marcel past to your seats, surprised to see Porco fast asleep on your shoulder. Pieck squeals, going on about how you must be a wizard to have gotten him to nap, to which Marcel just shakes his head, “Nah, he’s just really in love with her. Look at his face, that’s the calmest he’s been since he was five.”

Connie

Loves the airport. Not an ounce of organization in his soul though. By that I mean, yeah, he’s probably forgotten his passport at home, or forgotten that a full size bottle of body wash cannot go into his carry-on luggage.

Forgets to wear shoes that easy to take off and is fumbling over himself after the security check trying to lace them back up or put them back on.

Likes for you guys to have coordinating sweatsuits, and even though you don’t travel super often, Connie’s got at least 3 pairs of them lined up for you guys.

Sweet enough to drop plans or rearrange his schedule to travel with you if you were originally gonna be alone. He knows you can handle yourself, but he doesn’t want for you to travel alone if you don’t have to, especially if you’re going someplace far and/or for an extended period of time.

He always finds breakfast food to eat before he gets on his flight (if you two even have time to spare for food that is). It could be 9pm, but Connie’s asking for a breakfast wrap.

Hates waiting in the little pre-flight area. Claims it’s boring as hell and that’s why there’s no reason to get there 3 hours early 🙄🙄

He always spends at least 30 minutes browsing all the movie and TV show options available on-board, loudly exclaiming in excitement when they have something cool to watch—only to fucking fall asleep 10 minutes later. Right on top of you when he was oh-so-excited to watch Madagascar 2.

Always steals the aisle seat, even if it’s yours. It’s probably for the best though, because he has to get up to pee at least twice, no matter how short your flight is.

Makes some cheeky remark about you meeting him in the bathroom. He doesn’t mean it... unless he does. Unfortunately, you’ve never... successfully been able to do that out of fear of being caught by the flight attendants, but there have been a few quickies in the “family” (“It’s ethical, because technically we’re participating in the act of making a family, babe”) bathroom before you boarded. It’s his fault, not yours.

Armin

He really likes planes, and traveling in general. I think trains would be his favorite mode of transportation, but airplanes are good too.

I hate to say it but he claps when the plane lands. I will not elaborate or defend my stance on this.

Prefers the window seat because he likes to look out at the clouds as he’s in the sky.

He took his passport photo a little before he cut his hair, so the security personnel always hold it up and flicker between his ID photo and his current appearance a few times before stamping it. It makes him a little embarrassed because he can’t tell if they think he looks better or worse and sometimes he’s really fighting for his life convincing them that that’s him in the picture 😭

Listens to music rather than downloading a movie or watching a show, and always brings wire headphones to the airport so that it’s easier to share and listen with you.

If you fall asleep on him first, he’ll likely fall asleep on you shortly after. If he’s tired enough, he’ll fall asleep first, though he’s somewhat embarrassed and disappointed because he wanted to see the descent and skyline outside.

When he’s not asleep or window-watching, he’s somewhat fidgety out of excitement, rather than nervousness. He’s excited to be traveling and looks forward to wherever you’re going, even if it is just a weekend long work trip.

Hates traveling alone, though. It just feels particularly lonely to him to be going someplace foreign without company by his side. So, he’ll call you at every checkpoint and send you updates.

He only ever buys two things in duty free: shot glasses with the name of the city/country you’re traveling to, and whatever variety of button down short-sleeves are available to him.

Erwin

You knew this was coming, but this man is absolutely at the airport 18 hours before your flight takes off, and he’s driving like a manic getting there, like you don’t have all the time in the world.

Fascinated by anything and everything in duty free. Definitely spends more money than necessary on your return flight on the grounds that he was getting a good deal.

Exchanges money in the airport and keeps cash in his fanny pack. There’s no traveling without the fanny pack.

Plays crossword puzzles on his phone on the plane, and it’s just about one of the only games he has. That and Candy Crush—I get the feeling he’d be on level 500+ of that game and he always knocks out at least 10 levels on a flight.

Always a little surprised when he feels his your head on his shoulder, but he says nothing, and acts like he didn’t even notice, but there’s a telling little smile on his face.

Takes the most foul selfies of him and your sleeping self. In his defense, he had the best intentions; but that angle was flattering nobody. It’s too bad he’d already paid for the in-flight wifi and sent it to Hange because now you’ll never live them down.

You could probably get him to put on a (skincare) face mask during your flight. He forgets to take it off tho, and if you don’t tell him, he’d fully walk through customs with it on his face.

Accidentally gets drunk because he doesn’t understand that just because he can handle several glasses of whiskey in his favorite bar on a Friday night, does not mean it will translate on a plane.

[fandomvariousness]

pairing: jean kirstein x marleyan!reader

tw: guns

request: "I really liked your armin x marleyan reader! Could I request a similar premise but with Jean? If you want, love the stories you make! 🥰😍❤💖💝"

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"Should we really let her handle the guns?" Jean asked as he eyed your frame, cleaning the Marleyan standard-issue pistols.

"You still don't trust her?" Connie chuckled.

Ever since you came with the very first ship Marley has sent to spy on Eldians, you knew it'd be no use to freak out and throw away your life for nothing, so you did what you had to do to survive, including fraternizing with the enemy. Yet, as the time passed, Eldians seemed to grow on you and you on them.

Jean, however, was always distrustful of you and always found something to pin on you or suspect you of.

"And you do?" Jean retorted. "Look at her, she'd probably shoot me if I were here alone and make it look like an accident."

Connie sighed. "Jean, would you just already say it?"

"Say what?!"

"You obviously like her!"

Jean almost choked, Connie's words slapping him right in the face. He felt a blush creep up his neck right up his cheeks as the realization dawned on him.

"Do I now?!" Jean screamed, his voice an octave higher.

He screamed loud enough for you to hear and face them. "Oi, I'm trying to tidy up here. I'd like to have some quiet."

Jean almost fainted at the thought that you might've heard at least a sliver of this ridiculous conversation, yet Connie stepped up and ran towards you, Jean rushing after him to stop him from whatever the little rascal has planned.

"Y/N, Jean wants to compete with you in a shooting challenge."

You chuckled, making Jean blush even harder and knit his eyebrows together.

"I absolutely do not--"

"If you win, he'll clean all the guns for a week for you." Connie proposed, Jean's mouth still hanging open. "If Jean wins, you go on a date with him."

Truthfully, Jean was too stunned to say anything, much less protest.

You watched Connie with a calculating expression for a while, then turned your eyes to Jean, besting the stillness of a statue. "Okay."

Connie's face lit up, he couldn't believe that you actually agreed.

"This will be an easy win." You sneered at Jean who was throwing daggers at you.

The thing is, Jean didn't even doubt that it'd be an easy win for you - you're an expert with guns, and as much as Jean's arrogance hated to admit it, you were better than him.

You both loaded the pistols as Connie was arranging two separate rows of six cans each.

"Whoever shoots their row first, wins."

Jean gulped as he aimed for the first can, trying to calm his breathing and steady his hand. He glanced at you to evaluate your own stature, yet he found that you're already doing the same.

Both of you quickly returned your eyes to the targets, fighting the blush.

"Ready... Set... Go!" Connie yelled and jumped to the sight, out of the range of fire.

Jean held his breathing as he fired shot after shot, the blasting from both of your pistols deafening the surroundings. After shooting for seemingly an eternity, Jean realized that he got all of his cans. Disbelief numbing his body, he turned to your row, learning that there was still one left.e

I won, Jean thought. He didn't even realize how much he wanted to win and go on that damn date with you.

He met the disbelief in your eye - he actually bested you. Then, your uptight mouth unraveled into an amused smile as you put the pistol away.

"Alright, Jean-boy. I'll go on a date with you."

Connie had to cover his mouth with his hand to suppress the laughter that was threatening to spill and Jean's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

"How do you know that nickname?!"

[nagipops]

omg wait may i have sanemi shinazugawa and jean kirstein pocky challenge hcs?

POCKY CHALLENGE HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: sanemi shinazugawa, jean kirstein

WARNINGS: cw food

A/N: anon are you telepathic,, i’m eating a box of strawberry pocky rn LMAO but these were so fun to write and it got me all blushy blushy (≧∀≦) i hope you enjoy them as much as i did! :D

SANEMI

let’s be real, it definitely took quite a bit of convincing to get him to agree to do it with you

but you played it off as a competition to see who could hold onto the pocky the longest without dropping it, and his competitiveness kicked in and he agreed

broke it on the first attempt

got mad at you “fOr nOt eXpLaInInG tHe rUlEs”

you didn’t bring up the kissing part when proposing the idea to him, because if you brought up the kissing part he would definitely slap you

on the second try, he’s a lot more focused and concentrated on not losing this time

that he doesn’t notice that your face is literally right there, mere inches away from his

his eyes widened in fear, then hardened again with his determination to win

he takes a few more tentative bites to test if you would do the same, and you do and he starts freaking out a lil

tHIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN

but this man is hell-bent on winning this stupid game, so he focuses on not dropping it while giving you concerned glances from time to time

and then your lips are nearly touching and his heart is beating so fast

you arch an eyebrow playfully, taunting him to take the loss and forfeit but secretly hoping he doesnt

his eyes dart frantically around your face as he considers his options

a) kISS YOU???? or b) back down and look like a loser and get teased by you for life for being a chicken

he can’t decide which would be more detrimental to his ego

but then his eyes lock on yours with a determined glare as your own eyes widen

this man is not backing down

he presses his lips to yours in an instant, and you’re so taken aback by his forwardness for a moment

you only get to reciprocate for a second before he pulls back just as quickly

“i win, loser.”

JEAN

“hah?? i’m not doing some childish kissing game with you!”

you know he definitely wants to

after convincing him it would be fun, he “reluctantly” agrees, “just this once”

the height difference is a little awkward, but he bends down slightly to accomodate

actually the whole thing is a little awkward thanks to him making a big deal out of it and getting all flustered

it’s cute though, seeing his usual argumentative demeanor melt away to this blushing mess

once you two are closer to eachother, he gets lost in your features and how beautiful they are

i mean, he’s always admired you from afar, but seeing you this close to him was nearly breathtaking, he couldn’t believe this was actually happening

your soft eyelashes, your flowing hair, your round cheeks

he wishes he could just capture this moment in time forever

but he’s snapped back into reality as your lips begin to near eachother

and you just gaze into his eyes calmly as his heart starts beating a mile a minute

he gets so nervous that he almost stops at the middle, and its up to you to close the distance

so you do

and gods, it’s magical

once he feels your sweet lips on his, he realizes how stiffened he’s gotten and immediately relaxes into the kiss

he’s never kissed someone quite like this

it’s new, it’s exciting, and it’s you

you pull away to his disappointment and his mind is left reeling

after a few blinks to get him reoriented, his eyes lock onto yours

“not just some childish kissing game, huh jean?”

“no, i don’t remember my childhood being quite that sweet.”

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[id-rather-be-an-outsider]

AOT Preference: Dogs

a/n: first time doing a preference in awhile, but I want to specifically say DO NOT EVER get an animal you are not completely prepared to care for. animals are animals and will act as animals do. if they act out that’s not on them, that’s on you. animals need to be in forever homes, and it’s your responsibility to create a suitable environment for them and to not put them in situations where they could potentially be harmed or harm others. know your animal, know their comfort zone, know their needs. don’t take an animal on unless you’re ready to parent a child that never grows up for 15+ years. be responsible pet parents!

edit: just realized I used she/her for Hange so I fixed it. apologies to all my nb folks!

masterlist

Annie Leonhart

Our girl Annie would have a Siberian Husky. Strong, agile, hyperactive and able to trek long distances, they’d be perfectly suited for one another. You would be invited to tag along, of course, but you would have to keep up, lest you fall victim to the whines of an overly dramatic husky who desperately wants you to get a move on.

Armin Arlert

English Springer Spaniel, for sure. He’d fall in love with their soft coat, and their size would make them the perfect lapdog for reading, and taking long walks outside... to do more reading. Definitely a bonus that they fit comfortably between you two in bed at night, and a bonus that their little tail looked oh so very precious when it wagged!

Bertholdt Hoover

A gentle giant himself, Bertie would end up getting a Great Dane. Unlike Reiner, he’s a lot better at managing his thoughts and feelings about their study abroad trip to Paradis gone wrong. All he needs is his gigantic lapdog and you, his adoring partner. Sometimes he’d pass out on the dog in the middle of a cuddle session, and the patient thing would stare at you with pleading eyes, waiting until Bertholdt finally woke up to escape from being stuck in his arms for another hour.

Colt Grice

Colt would get a pair of Dalmatians, one for each of you. He loves their spots, their sleek build, and their energetic, yet quiet temperaments. Picket fence and all, Colt would want the happy home life!

Connie Springer

Connie would insist on having two dogs, so they don’t get lonely when you’re away from the house. He would bring home a pair of puppies with floppy ears that were adorable - an American Foxhound and an American English Coonhound. To Connie, their howls at all hours of the day, only ceasing when he falls asleep, is absolutely glorious, but to his neighbors, it’s a sign they need to invest in earplugs. Sasha would regularly steal the pair away from you so she had a full squad to go hunting with, which you wouldn’t mind since they liked the trips and got their energy out that way.

Eren Yeager

Much like how Eren picks his friends, so too, would he pick his pets. Not caring much for pedigrees, nor where a dog came from, Eren would get a shelter mix pup, probably one that’s older and been sitting there for longer. He’d sense a kinship between them - two beings looking for peace, and they’d find it in one another. The dog being absolutely adorable in every way would only be a bonus.

Erwin Smith

Commander Erwin would have a wolf-dog hybrid. He’d find the creature out in the woods, abandoned by their mother, and see the strength in their limbs despite their fear, and their resolve to survive. He would take them on as his own and together, they’d be the perfect pair of leaders, alphas in their own rights. When you became the alpha female of the household, the little beastie took to you right away, hoping that maybe you would be the one to finally grant their wish of feeding them off your plate. Of course, you never did it, because that would be irresponsible! At least, you’d parrot what Erwin said until he was gone for the day. Then, if a few bites every week fell on the floor by some magic mistake, well, who else was gonna clean it up?

Hange Zoë

Hange would have a fox! They’d be so interested by their behavior, they’d end up testing them and doing fun (and very humane) experiments on them, like exposing them to different foods, toys and puzzles, to see how they’d react. Foxes aren’t a regular pet, and they’d be fully aware of that and even over prepared to care for them, doing research years ahead of time until they felt completely ready to take one on. Needless to say, you’d be fascinated by them, but would insist Hange keep a separate, pee-proof space for the little creature they rescued so long ago. As cute as they were, you preferred your house not be ruined by their inability to potty train.

Historia Reiss

Historia would intend to get a small dog. What she would end up with, however, would not be a small dog. She would fall in love with the warm, kindly brown eyes of a giant and adopt a Greater Swiss Mountain Dog right then and there, no hesitation. In the end, it would all work out. You couldn’t always be beside her in bed, but she was always guaranteed to have an enormous lapdog by her side at all times - her protector in the throne room, her helper on the farm, and her body pillow at night. Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a hundred-pound puppy sleeping on you?

Jean Kirstein

Jean would have a German Shepherd. He adopted them when he first wanted to join the Military Police, but after he changed his mind, he still cared enough to train his dog as militantly as he was trained. It actually helped him soften up a bit (which ended up catching your attention in the end), and who wouldn’t? With those big brown eyes and floppy ears, it’s hard to resist the urge to sweet talk... and maybe, just maybe slip one or two scraps of meat under the table. No one will notice, right? Other than you, of course, who notices everything, because Jean has never been good at hiding things from you.

Levi Ackerman

We all know Levi is a clean freak and would never want a small dog that does nothing other than bark. He’d have a Standard Poodle, probably an apricot color. They’re smart, good hunters, and most importantly, non-shedding! They also are very sweet, not unlike our Captain (even if he’s good at hiding it). The one thing he wouldn’t expect, however, would be to find a trouble maker in his home. Stolen shoes, stolen ties, stolen cravats, even - somehow they would all wind up somewhere his sweet dog seemed to frequent, but they were clever enough not to be caught, so what could he do?

Marcel Galliard

A chocolate lab! They’re sweet and adventurous, as well as protective, and are absolute cuties. Marcel would love having a fluffy companion, and would take his Labrador on long hikes every weekend.

Marco Bott

Marco loves to look forward to the future, and he’d love to experiment with a newer breed of dog. The Catahoula caught his eye with their well-muscled body, and your excitement over their coat pattern sealed the deal. When you both realized just how much energy they had, you ended up joining Annie and Marcel on their hikes and volunteering your pup for hunting trips with Sasha, so they weren’t up all night long playing.

Mikasa Ackerman

Mikasa is the only person out of this bunch that wouldn’t get a dog - she’d have two cats, at least one being a brown tabby. Mikasa’s so dedicated to her work that she wouldn’t see herself as a person with enough time for dogs, but she wouldn’t mind caring for two soft kitties who curled up on either side of you two every night, even if they somehow always managed to have their butts in your faces when you woke up. Cats have a way of doing that.

Pieck Finger

Pieck would own a Weimaraner. Curious, cute, and a standout, they both fit the mold of “dogs and owners who look alike” with their deep, inquisitive eyes and playful, loving natures.

Porco Galliard

Like Porco, Pitbulls can appear tough and menacing on the outside. Also like Porco, pitbulls are just big babies who want to be loved on. He’d likely already have one before you two fell for each other, and his pit would see the loving nature in you and start coming to you for snuggles - which might have made Porco feel left out, if he wasn’t always in the middle of it.

Reiner Braun

Pomeranian. This man has seen some shit, and what better form of comfort than you and a tiny puffball with googly eyes? Fortunately, his Pomeranian would be unusually mellow, understanding he relied on their calm to maintain his own headspace after everything that’s happened.

Sasha Braus

Sasha would get an Irish Setter and an English Setter. She would take her dogs on hunting trips to help her track down animals, and when they got home she’d sit up for a cuddle with her two favorite pups and her favorite partner, you. Cocoa after a long day of hard work is fantastic.

Ymir

Everybody knows that Ymir wouldn’t intend to have a dog. She wouldn’t want anything or anyone to depend on her, but one day, when a band of strays would come around her apartment and try to attack her, another random dog would come from out of nowhere, fight them, and chase the rest of the pack off. Upon seeing the heroic dog injured, Ymir would feel indebted and take them in. Just until they healed, of course - then, it would be off to the local shelter for them. But then, you would drop by for a visit and the dog would love all over you. And then, Ymir would keep waking up finding the dog had managed to crawl into her bed and sleep next to her every night. And then, one thing after another, Ymir’s heart would soften just enough to let the scroungy stray who saved her life have a spot, right next to the spot reserved for you, and your family of two would grow to be a family of three. And then, you would find a puppy on the side of the road and take them home to Ymir after you moved in with her, and your family of three would grow to be a family of four. And then, when the puppy grew up, Ymir would find her laying in a closet with a litter of semi-scroungy-looking pups, and your family of four would become a family of five, six, seven, eight... and so on.

Zeke Yeager

Zeke has wavy golden locks, and so do golden retrievers. They’re also both incredibly cute, sweet, and popular. Need I say more? Fine, if I have to convince you. They also both have very kissable, kind, and meddlesome faces. Don’t tell me you don’t see it there!