#i love his pathetic ass bro like. pathetic men are awesome i love them

[rystiel]

no but look. look look look. ok? eugene porter. he’s . he’s um. he’s fine. like he is fine and i am tired of not saying it. bro is pretty. have you seen him in season 9

[fanforthefics]

Can I request no. 20 for EJ/Sam? Or another avs pairing if you're not comfortable with that :)

I don’t really feel qualified to write EJ/Sam, so instead, have some Tyson/Gabe ~Misfits AU because I’ve gotten into that ten years later. And sorry for the super long delay!

20. Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

“It’s just not fair,” Tyson says. He swings himself up onto the railing of the concrete stairs that lead from the community center down to the river, because it’s not only unfair, he’s also bored. No one told him that community service would involve so much doing nothing at all.  

“What isn’t?” Gabe asks, from where he’s lying back on the stairs themselves. Tyson chances a look over, then looks away, quickly. Gabe’s more than a little deadly, all stretched out like that, like some sort of—lion in repose, or something, Tyson doesn’t know. And he’s smiling at Tyson like he knows it, and a little like he’s humoring Tyson.

“Don’t ask,” EJ tries to suggest, from the bottom of the stairs, but Tyson ignores him. If he really didn’t want to know he could leave and go…well. Somewhere.

“I got the worst powers,” Tyson announces. He’s been thinking about this. “I mean, come on. Mind reading? Awesome.” He gestures to Nate, who shrugs. “Turning back time? Would be cool if he could figure out how to control it.”

“Fuck you too,” EJ tells him, but he sounds a little flattered.

“And like, invisibility? Who wouldn’t want that? That’s like, a classic.” G grins a little.

“Like you’ve ever wanted people not looking at you,” EJ points out. Tyson flips him off back. It’s a fair point—sometimes Tyson thinks turning invisible might be his worst nightmare, just disappearing from the world without any sort of trace. But still. It’s a sick power.

“And what do I get?” Tyson asks, rhetorically. He hops up onto the rail, so he’s balancing on it like a balance beam. Gabe makes an aborted gesture, like he’s going to caution Tyson against it, even though he knows he doesn’t have to. Tyson does wobble a little bit, but then he catches himself, and takes a step off of the rail. He doesn’t go anywhere. “I float.”

“Flying’s maybe the most classic power,” Nate points out, because he’s a bro. Tyson grins at him, but,

“I don’t fly,” Tyson says. For the thousandth time, he tries to do that—to really do a Superman sort of rocketing off. He drifts a few centimeters higher, but nothing else. “I just. Float.”

“Aw, Tys. It’s okay, we know you always wanted to be taller,” Gabe drawls, and Tyson scowls, because it’s not like it’s not true.

“Does it count if his feet still aren’t on the ground?” EJ asks. Tyson kicks at his shoulder. “Ow!”

“Okay, maybe these powers aren’t all bad,” Tyson retorts, and grins as Nate snickers and Gabe covers his mouth like he’s laughing but doesn’t want to show it.

“At least you have powers,” Gabe says. He sounds sulky about that, because he’s been sulky ever since the storm gave them all their powers and he’s been irritatingly normal. If Gabe Landeskog could ever be normal. “That’s really the not fair thing.”

“C’mon, Gabe, don’t you know anything? The leader’s power is always heart,” EJ says. Gabe sneers at him.

“Don’t be ridiculous, EJ. Landy already has a power. His hair’s a power all on its own.” Tyson floats over towards Gabe, whose hands immediately went up to his hair. He flushes a little when he notices. “Or like, his face. No way someone looks like that without weird power things. Maybe his powers worked retroactively, so we only remember him looking like that all the—” Nate’s giving him ‘stop it your embarrassingly huge crush is showing’ looks, which like, Tyson knows. He knows that he’s been gone since the first day he showed up and there was Gabe’s stupid gorgeous face and his stupid gorgeous body and his earnest way of talking and the way he humors Tyson at the same time he shuts him down when Tyson probably needs it. And god knows Tyson’s not exactly good at not showing everything he’s feeling. That would have been the best power Tyson could have gotten—the ability to control his mouth even a little.

But he didn’t, and instead, he’s somehow still talking. “Do we have any younger pictures of Gabe? We need to check—“

“My hair isn’t a power,” Gabe retorts, thankfully cutting Tyson off before he keeps humiliating himself.

“We don’t know that,” G points out. “We could run tests.”

“No, don’t be ridiculous, I was just kidding,” Tyson says. Gabe’s head jerks up to him, and there’s a look there like he’s offended. Hot people, Tyson thinks—always so touchy when there’s a suggestion they’re less hot than they are.

Tyson drops down so he’s sitting on the step next to Gabe, so he can reach out and flick at Gabe’s temple. “Gabe’s superpower is his enormous head, we all know that.”

It gets a laugh, as Tyson knew it would, even as Gabe bats his hand away. Tyson lets himself drift off, except for how Gabe grabs at his wrist, doesn’t let him go far. Tyson very distinctly does not think about Gabe’s hand around his wrist, big and warm and solid.

“Watch it,” Gabe says. “Unless you want to end up over the river again?”

Tyson flushes, but, “That was ages ago, I’m loads better,” he argues. Fine, the first few days he figured out he could float he’d caught a few air currents he didn’t know how to fight and had ended up being blown all over the place, but he’s figured out how to stay in one place now. “You haven’t had to tie me down for days.”

Tyson does hear himself. He also see Gabe’s cheeks go a little red,  even as everyone else snorts.

“Kinky,” EJ says, and Tyson watches as Gabe’s eyes dart over to Nate. Which, like. Could mean anything. Maybe Gabe’s into Nate. Maybe Gabe’s thinking how stupid Tyson’s crush is and doesn’t want Nate to overhear. Tyson always knew, and now Nate’s confirmed, that other people don’t say everything that comes into their head. And apparently everyone else is also thinking about sex a lot. Or at least, everyone is when everyone is a bunch of early twenty-somethings cooped up doing mandatory community service.

“Like you’ve never thought about gagging me,” Tyson retorts, waggling his eyebrows at EJ, because that’s easier than thinking about how Gabe’s still holding onto him.

EJ wrinkles his nose. “Ugh,” he says. Tyson blows a kiss. “I leave the kinky shit to you guys.”

“Boring,” Tyson taunts, but he does notice, because he’s not an idiot, how G’s looking at EJ. Props to the kid, Tyson thinks, even if he doesn’t really get it. He’ll have to ask Nate later—see if he’s right, and then figure out what they can do to make that happen, because Tyson is all for True Love, or at least, G’s ambition to climb EJ. Tyson very purposefully does not think about his own climbing of men ambitions, which his powers would probably make easier, not that he doesn’t believe in Gabe’s ability to hold him up because Gabe’s ripped on top of everything else, and shit, not thinking about this is probably as bad as thinking about it, and—

“Ugh, shut up, we’ll talk later,” Nate says, apropos of nothing unless you were in Tyson’s head. Tyson shoots him a thumbs up. It gets a suspicious look from the other three of them.

“Yeah, I’m not dealing with you kids anymore,” EJ announces, which means he’s strategizing a time to interrogate Nate or Tyson about what that means later. Tyson is very glad EJ did not get the mindreading powers, because he’s the biggest gossip Tyson’s ever known. If he knew about Tyson’s crush, Tyson would never hear the end of it. Or like, knew the scope of it, at least. Tyson’s not pretending EJ doesn’t know something. “I’m getting a snack.” He stands up from the steps, stretching.

“I’ll come to!” G volunteers, scrambling to his feet too. It’s kind of cute. Tyson’s into it. Or not like, into it into it, because he has his own tall blonde dude to hopelessly think about climbing, but it’s sweet.

“I’m going to go. Somewhere.” Nate says, suddenly, which makes Tyson gape at him. That’s all sort of betrayal. He thinks that, very loudly, at Nate, who winces, then grins at Tyson, which immediately makes Tyson suspicious. “You won’t be mad.”

“How could I not be mad? My Dog is leaving me!”

“For like five minutes, your co-dependent ass will survive,” EJ says, then tugs Nate to his feet too.

“You’ve known each other like a month,” Gabe says, his lips pressed together, “How are you already this co-dependent?”

“You don’t understand our bond,” Tyson informs him. He thinks about floating over to like, throw an arm over Nate, but Gabe’s somehow still holding onto him, and he is definitely pathetic enough that he’s not going to do anything to stop that. So instead he stays where he is, until it’s just him and Gabe out back. Which is isolated in ways Tyson is definitely not thinking about. Or at least, glad Nate isn’t here to hear him think about.

“I don’t think anyone understands you,” Gabe agrees, and Tyson grins back.

“That’s right, I’m an unknowable. I’m an international man of mystery.”

“Sure, you’re mysterious, that’s the word I’d use,” Gabe drawls back, and Tyson makes a face at him.

“I could be mysterious.”

“No, Tys.” Gabe shakes his head, but he’s smiling. “I really don’t think you could.”

“You just said no one understands me!”

“That’s not the same as being mysterious—you’re just weird.”

“Hey. There are pictures of one of us with a dildo strapped to their head, and surprisingly it’s not me.”

Gabe snorts and tosses his hair back, shameless. “I’ve seen your Insta, Tys. One of us has a suspicious amount of costumes with them dressed up as furry animals, and it’s not me.”

“They’re comfortable and easy!” Tyson protests, which is like, most of the truth. “Not all of us have greek god bodies that we want to show off with all our costumes. Or like, Viking god? I don’t know, were Viking gods ripped? I probably should do some research, if we’ve got another few months of community service together left. Are there pictures? Or maybe I should just base everything off of Chris Hemsworth, you’ve definitely got—“

“Oh my god, Tyson,” Gabe cuts him off, his hand tightening over Tyson’s wrist. Nate’s not here, so Tyson lets himself feel some sort of way about that.

“What? Was that like, insensitive to your culture? Sorry, I said I’d learn—”

Gabe’s still staring at him. “This is where Nate’s power would be really useful,” he says, and Tyson shakes his head.

“No, you super do not want to read my mind. Nate says it gives him a constant headache.”

“You give me a constant headache anyway,” Gabe retorts on a bit of a groan, which is—Tyson draws back, his wrist slipping out of Gabe’s grasp. He gets it, he’s a lot, but he didn’t—it kind of sucks to hear, is all. He floats up a little, away from Gabe. Maybe this is a good power. It lets him get away.

Gabe scrambles to his feet too. “No, not like—” He runs a hand over his face, his beard. “I just never know when you’re serious.”

“Very rarely, if I can help it.” Tyson crosses his arms over his chest anyway. Floats up a little more, so he can be higher than Gabe. It’s kind of nice. He’s used to always been shorter than most of the guys he hangs around with, and especially the guys he hooks up with, which he’s into, don’t get him wrong, but maybe there’s something to the whole ‘higher ground’ deal.

Also, Gabe is, of course, super hot looking up at Tyson, sort of through his eyelashes. Even when Tyson’s a little pissed at him.

“You’re serious about some things,” Gabe argues, which, right. They’re fighting. Or something. “You’re serious about your family. About Nate. About figuring out your powers.”

“Well, it’s either that or float away, and then who would lift everyone’s spirits? You’d be stuck with EJ’s jokes, and he’s just not as good—”

“What I can’t tell,” Gabe goes on, and his shoulders are set, and he looks like—fuck, maybe this is his power. Sheer determination, even though Tyson is floating above him. Even though he also somehow looks soft. Smiling a little wryly. “Is if you’re serious about me.”

Tyson blinks. “What?”

Gabe waves an irritated hand, like that’ll take in everything. “You say so much, and you talk a lot about—me, and we flirt, but I can’t—you do that sort of thing with everyone, and sometimes it seems like it’s different with me, but I can’t tell.”

Tyson’s still not computing. He knows all of that. He hasn’t made a secret of any of it. He never expected Gabe to actually call him out on it. “Do you—which do you want? I can like, try to stop, if it makes you uncomfortable, I’m not good at like, controlling my mouth, but I can—“

“I don’t want you to stop,” Gabe snaps, and Tyson freezes. Well, he drifts a little bit, before he clamps down on that and stops moving, but other than that, he can’t quite think. Gabe takes a breath. “I just want to know if you mean it.”

Tyson takes a deep breath. “If this is just you fishing for compliments—“

“Tyson,” Gabe says, in that tone he has, half amused and half exasperated, which somehow hits Tyson really hard, and has since the first time Gabe said Tyson’s name like that.

“I could mean it,” Tyson says, slowly. Trying to actually think about what he’s saying. It’s not a state that comes naturally, but he can do it. Fuck, he’d like to have Sam’s power right now, so if things go wrong, he could just disappear, and Gabe wouldn’t have to give him some sort of pitying look. “If you wanted me to.”

“If I—come here,” Gabe growls, which is pretty hot, and then he’s got a hand around Tyson and is tugging him forward. Maybe the wind’s in their favor, but it doesn’t seem to take much to tug Tyson closer, and then Gabe’s looking up at him again, and Tyson hasn’t had this angle on a guy in a while, but he knows what a guy looks like when he’s decided to kiss Tyson, and it’s not a look Tyson ever really expected to be on Gabe’s face, but it definitely is. “Yeah?” Gabe asks, quiet.

Tyson nods, probably more enthusiastically than is dignified, but dignity’s overrated. Instead of dignity, he gets Gabe pushing up onto his tiptoes, a hand around Tyson’s neck to draw him down, and then—then they’re kissing, and Tyson’s thought about this enough that Nate’s actually left the room before, but it’s somehow better than that because it’s real—the scrape of Gabe’s beard, his hand in Tyson’s hair, holding himself up, the softness of his lips, the—everything.

Gabe’s saying something against Tyson’s lips, and Tyson pulls back. “What?”

“I said, come down here,” Gabe repeats, then he’s kissing Tyson again, deeper, and Tyson’s so surprised that Gabe’s tongue is actually in his mouth that he drops like a stone.

“Fuck!” he swears, because his knees hurt like a bitch whenever he falls like that, and stairs are really bad places for that, so his arms waves a little bit until Gabe shifts his grip to Tyson’s shoulder and pulls him back upright.

Gabe is looking down at him now, even more than usual, his lips pressed very tightly together like he’s trying not to laugh.

“Shut up,” Tyson tells him.

“Didn’t say anything.”

“Shut up anyway,” Tyson says, and this time he’s the one who has to pull Gabe down and be on his tiptoes to kiss Gabe, with their normal height difference and the two steps. Gabe makes a half-surprised noise, but then he gets with the program, and it’s—fuck. It’s still good. Gabe is so fucking hot, and of course he’s a good kisser too.

Then Gabe’s pulling away, and maybe Tyson makes a noise at that, he’s not proud. “What?” Tyson demands.

“This isn’t working.”

Which. Okay. Tyson knows his face does a thing, and it’s like—whatever, Tyson never expected this, right, of course Gabe doesn’t—

“No!” Gabe goes on, quick and sounding a little panicked. “No, it is, just—these stairs are fucking killing my back,” he says, waving at the stairs, and Tyson is so relieved that he punches Gabe’s arm.

“Ow!”

“You’re such a drama queen,” Tyson complains, and then he floats up, until they’re right at a level. Maybe Tyson’s powers are good for something, he thinks. Definitely makes the whole climbing thing easier. “Is this good, your highness?”

Gabe grins, something wolfish in it “It’ll do for now,” he purrs, and Tyson’s scared in the sexiest way possible, which he deals with by kissing Gabe again. Sometime they’ll have to go inside and find a place that isn’t outside to do this where they can actually, like, get some clothes off, but right now moving seems impossible.

“Wait, I’ve figured it out,” Tyson says, when Gabe’s moved on to biting at his jaw, finding the places that make Tyson moan and squirm. “This is your power, I knew it. Kissing. Or like, that’s a part of the hotness thing, it’s—”

“Not a power,” Gabe retorts, then makes a sound into Tyson’s neck when Tyson’s fingers tighten in his hair.

“We don’t know that, though. We could—”

“Tyson,” Gabe cuts him off, pulling away to look at Tyson properly. He looks messy and gorgeous, and Tyson is still a little confused if this is real or not, but he’s going with it. “Shut up.”

“Bossy,” Tyson retorts, but then he’s going to blame an errant wind that pushes him back into Gabe, and they’re kissing again. Until,

“Hey, you know what I haven’t done yet?” Tyson asks. Gabe makes an incredulous sounding noise, a breath away from Tyson’s mouth. “No, this is important.” Tyson pulls at Gabe’s hair until he’s looking at Tyson. Tyson grins at him. “I haven’t had sex with someone who knew about my powers. Think about all the experimenting I have to do!”

“Tyson,” Gabe chokes out, in a very different tone, and Tyson laughs. Fine. Maybe his powers are good for something.

[acetokens]

My (post game) opinions on the ndrv3 cast

Alright, before the game came out I made this post where I basically vomited out my opinions on how I felt about the newly revealed ndrv3 cast onto a post and it was 50% jokes, 50% venting at fangirls. But now I've actually played the game, delved into the fandom and looked at the changes between the Japanese and English versions, I feel I can make a more genuine list of how I feel about all these good kids that deserved better. I realize my opinions are just that, and I’m probably yelling into the void here. But I felt I had to do a followup to the last post because MY GOD WAS I WRONG ABOUT (MOST) THINGS. I've listed every character in ‘favorite to least favorite’ order for convenience sake. Also this post will contain Spoilers. You have been warned.

Placed under a break for your skipping convenience. Ya’ll are welcome.

1. Himiko Yumeno - I absolutely adore everything about Himiko. Her design, her lazy attitude, her voice (NYEH), her development across the game to become a more driven and energetic person...I found her really funny, really cute and oddly relatable. Himiko is probably in my top 5 DR characters of all time. Which is even crazier when I remember she’s one of the few survivors. I've never had a favorite character who survives a killing game before. So unlike past Dangan Ronpa games where my interest sorta dies off by Chapter 6, Himiko kept me fully invested in everything until the end. She’s a special bean and I love her.

2. Gonta Gokuhara - Continuing the DR trend of a Big Guy who’s a Big Friend, Gonta was so good and so pure and so friendly and deserved so much better. He was always trying to do his best and protect everyone until the very end. R.I.P Gonta. You were a true gentleman. Chapter 4 can suck my ass.

3. Tenko Chabashira - I literally D E S P I S E D Tenko when she was first revealed. I hated her stupid, sexist guts. But come Ndrv3′s release and Tenko turned out to be a dorky, kind, protective and strong willed girl who was skilled enough to be admirable but pathetic enough to be pitiable at the same time. I loved her undying adoration of Himiko (even if it was a bit creepy at times) and the two make a really cute ship. I was expecting some kind of tragic backstory in her FTE’s to explain why she hates men (I believe she mentions a drunken father at one point, and I really wish they went more into that), and the lack of a reasonable explanation for such a strong hatred is what prevents her from sharing (or even taking) the top spot in my book. But misandry aside, Tenko is a Great Gal and I wanna hug her. Although she’d probably bodyslam me.

4. Kirumi Tojou - Kirumi was my favorite when all the characters were revealed at first. I made multiple posts about how I’d die for her and how she was beautiful and whatnot and I was confident about two things when the game came out: 1) She’d be my favorite. And 2) She’d die - following in the footsteps of all previous ‘best girls’ before her. And well, I did really like her. Just...not as much as I thought I would. Kirumi is efficient, brave, elegant, caring and has a really cool design. But her talent occupies most of who she is as a person, and she isn't too dissimilar to most maid characters in anime or manga. So it made her quite predictable at times and I feel they could’ve done so much more with her..ah well. Kirumi is still a super awesome maid and a great Mom. Even if she hates being called that.

5. Kaede Akamatsu - Ahh...I remember when I was wishing someone else would be our protagonist when she was first announced...I think I cursed it. Because Kaede was just *incredible*. She was headstrong, perceptive, kind and left such a big impact on me after Chapter 1. You know that ‘Do It For Her’ meme? Yeah, that about summarizes the rest of Ndrv3 for me. Also Kaede is a huge gay and all the Ndrv3 girls are her girlfriends, pass it on.

6. Ryouma Hoshi - Congratulations to Ryouma for being the only non-standard design character not to be terrible. Far from it, in fact. Ryouma is a badass! A lil’ badass with such a depressing backstory and death that when they showed his motive video, I let out a single manly tear. Or several. Or many. I just...I just want this man to be happy...

7. Miu Iruma - Miu has zipped up and down my lists more than any other character. I had her ranked highly pre-game, lowly during the game, and mid/high post-game. Her design and talent are really cool and she makes several neat inventions over the course of the game, but her personality was so damn prickly and vulgar that I found her really offputting while she was alive. It was only after finishing her FTE’s and seeing her Love Hotel scene that I realized holy shit this girl has some serious trust and abandonment issues. It put all of her behavior in perspective and I began to feel really sorry for her all of a sudden. The hurt/comfort potential here is just WAITING to be uncovered but, alas, most Miu fanfics I've come across are just smut or crackfics. Out of all the Ndrv3 girls, Miu deserves the most headpats. Lots and lots of headpats.

8. Kaito Momota - A good, supportive friend and an effective comic relief. His optimism was a bit grating for me now and again (I never like it when DR plays the ‘’Oh we should just believe in him/her because s/he’s our friend :)’’ card because of how biased it always is. Like, DR will sometimes bend over backwards and completely 180 its own rules to make sure certain characters survive. In a game where finding the truth by objective evidence and fact is key, the times where it just says ‘’nah fuck the truth who needs proof just b e l i e v e’’ just feel so...stupid). But criticisms of the series aside, Kaito is a bro and he’s great. Who doesn’t love the luminary of the stars?

9. Kokichi Ouma - I realise putting the most popular character at 9th is going to make hoards of fangirls despise me but!!!! I don’t dislike Kokichi. In fact I like him a lot. His character is probably the most enjoyable to analyze out of everyone, his interactions are hilarious but also disturbing, the Kokichi memes are funny, and I too think the changes they made to his dialogue in the English translation was utter bullshit (almost as greater character assassination as Mukuro in the DR3 anime). But, I really love most of the characters in the game which leaves characters I’m torn on (like Kokichi or Kiyo) hovering at a position which makes it seem like I dislike them when actually I enjoy them immensely. Just...not as consistently as some of the others. Also Chapter 4 was an kick to the nads that I can’t get over. Sorry Kokichi.

10. Korekiyo Shinguuji - I was prepared to LOVE this guy so much. Seriously. I was ready for the moment where it would turn out creepy noodle man would be turn out to be a Wholesome noodle man. But uh, I think I’m with the rest of the fandom when I say that Korekiyo’s reveal as the SHSL incestuous serial killer made me drop him faster than Kirumi dropped in her execution (sorry). So, now I've establish Kork is the *real* Worst Boy...why did I put him at 10th? Why not 15th? Especially considering he killed Tenko? Truthfully, it’s the memes. Just...the Kork memes. And the fact he’s such an awful person and so obviously a murderer that it becomes genuinely hilarious to me. And his design is my favorite out of all of them. I’m so split on him. So, so split...

11. K1-B0 - Keebo made me laugh a bunch of times, and I enjoyed him more than I thought I would initially. Also his upgrades in Chapter 6 were badass as fuck. But I just don’t really feel the same affection for him like I do other characters. I’m afraid cute robot girls will always be my weakspot. Cute robot boys...not so much. (Although I’m all for Agender! Keebo that’s my jam).

12. Shuichi Saihara - This is the point in my list where I finally reach true neutral. I have no feelings on Shuichi either way. He’s deeper and has a more interesting plot arc than Makoto, which makes him a more effective protagonist in my opinion. But Hinata will always be the best protagonist in my book. And I just keep picturing what it would’ve been like if Kaede survived instead...

13. Rantaro Amami - I never understood why he was uber popular before the game came out and I don’t think I understand why he’s so popular now either. I have no negative feelings on the guy; he’s mysterious and has a ‘big brother’ attitude that I like. But the poor dude just died too quickly for me to feel anything for him. 

14. Maki Harukawa - I only dislike three characters in this game. Maki is one of them. I knew *exactly* what kind of character she was going to be and I knew I wouldn’t like her much and I knew she was going to survive. I didn’t guess she was going to be an assassin! But outside of that, There isn’t much going for me for me. The tsundere is never an archetype I like and the fact the deaths in Chapters 2 and 5 are partly her fault and no one calls her out on it is kinda frustrating also. 

15. Angie Yonaga - Angie’s creepiness is her most appealing trait to me. That should explain how low the bar is set here. Its difficult to write what I feel about her without coming across as a salty atheist (because most of her problems revolve around her use of her god to manipulate people) so I’m just going to leave it there.

16. Tsumugi Shirogane - Y’know I distinctly remember labelling Tsumugi as ‘’Hifumi but likable’’ on my previous Ndrv3 opinion post. I was wrong. She was hovering around mid/low level for me while I played the game, and I often forgot she existed (kinda funny considering her self admitted plainness) and her references were quite obscure a lot of the time so I didn’t find her funny either. I didn’t dislike her, I just forgot her. Then Chapter 6 happened and everyone knows the rest. It’d be difficult to truly ‘like’ Tsumugi after her reveal as the mastermind, after all. Although she was certainly entertaining when she started cosplaying as all the previous characters and I did like how her eyes glowed when she went all DanganRonpa crazy. I did actually consider putting her above Angie for those reasons, but if I dropped Kokichi’s placement because he killed Gonta then I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t slamdunk Tsumugi into last place for technically being responsible for everyones’ deaths as well (well, responsible as part of Team DanganRonpa. I understand it wasn’t *entirely* her behind it all). You know there’s a problem when *Hifumi* looks pure in comparison...

If you read through all of this, then congratulations? I don’t know how to end long ass posts like this...just pretend I said something witty. 

I need sleep.