#i love her big rabbit ears hairbow

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Madara-sempai, that’s not for you! Art by MAOQ, translated by me with permission.

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The Big Ole Present List of 2016-2017

LET US BEGIN

Concerned parties have been @ ed below, but there’s also general snacks to grab from Shou if you ask for it! He brought souvenirs. :3c

And please assume below: Along with whatever gifts given, also, an appalling number of gatcha items. If you want to know specifically which ones you can always contact me but otherwise just....a Ton.

Household

@jinglefart :

-A piano and french-themed lacy briefcase style strap bag from Axes Femme (Black)

- A cat-playing-piano themed backpack (white and black)

- A snow globe that had two sumo wrestlers and ‘oh! sumo dome!’ written on it in English.

-A “Bside-label” brand sticker with two pandas being adorable

- A (gently) used on-brand Lolita Hairbow from Closet Child, the used Brand Lolita clothes store (considering how expensive brand is, this is still no small monetary feet for anyone)

-A sweater featuring Disney characters in various lgbtq parings kissing with the words ‘love is all you need’

-Frame picture of themself and the “egg-son” they “raised” on their Christmas Day QPP Date

-A pastel shirt featuring a cat and a set of wings with the words ‘angel chimera’

- A ‘mug couple’ mug set with a heart theme on one and a clover theme on another, with the handles as black cats whose tails form a heart when put together--left the decision for who to give the other mug to up to him.

- A tiny fake acorn keychain with little Soot Sprites rattling around inside

-Tiny omamori charm featuring wisteria flowers, the flowers of April, for good luck.

-Egg on Toast plastic phonecase

-Egg Sweater

-Rabbit chopstick holders with little blue flowers on the toosh

-So. Much. Gudetama merch. So much.

@azackmiller

-Weirdly flavored kitkat mix bag (including vinyard grape, blueberry, melon, and new york cheesecake.)

-A strange obviously Star Wars but probably Knock off t-shirt featuring a storm trooper grabbing their crotch and the words ‘Smooth trooper loves yo mamas flapjacks’

-one of those keychains that’s an actual ramen soup spoon filled with super realistic looking noodles and broth

- A “Gegege no Kitaro” keychain of “Otosan”, the tiny demon with a single eyeball for a head, relaxing adorably in a little cup for a bath

-Hand-copied (and guessed at in some places) recipes from the food featured in the Alice in Wonderland Concept Cafe.

-An entire set of stickers from the Segopolis Persona Event--it seems each sticker came with a $7.50 drink. There are ten of them.

- A purple long sleeve shirt with dramatic koi fish decals

-A little daruma, for wish granting.

-Plastic earrings that look like little stylized tuxedos  

- A selection of ‘dating game’ based sweets (ie Tsundere ‘It’s not like I like you, just take it!!’ Valentine Cookies, Yandere’s ‘bloodsoaked’ strawberry marshmallows (given the appropriate disclaimer before presentation), ect)

-A book on advanced Bento Making 

-Books on Japanese recipes, both simple and from Michelin Star Restaurants

-A little ceramic fry jewelry case with a ringpop inside, as an injoke 

@aalexmiller

- A white and purple zip up hoodie featuring stars and an alpaca

-A small book on Japanese folklore and the different demons, spirits and other supernatural forces in them.

- A little handpurse shaped to look like the radio in Kiki’s Delivery Service

- A strap bag that looks like a fancy vintage clock

-A set of fancy but still classy lolita-brand shoes, blue and modest with little gold rose buttons. 

-A little clover ball bell charm for good luck

- Little cat cookies that have tail crooks so they can hang off the edges of cups

-Pretty traditional Japanese tea cups with gold flake effect

-One of those umbrellas where when it rains, cat paw prints appear

@ectobismallogist

-Baseball cap featuring the gods of wind and thunder as well as other complicated Japanese imagery

- A little bell, for good luck and happiness (also for Phantome to play with, if Ghostie likes)

-Nekomimi headphones with sound canceling (black and blue)

-Konpeito candy in a little jar--darker blues, purples and other night sky colors.

-A keychain that feels soft, like a cat’s peets

-A mug with the words ‘Who are you?’ a dark cityscape and cat (?) eyes everywhere that get brighter with warm liquid.

@itsjavestridbert

- ‘Aesthetic’ Minions phone case

- A towel that looks like a whole dead fish in the packaging

- One of the really mochi-soft saniro character plush keychains

-A Sentimental Circus Plushie

-A ‘game over’ purse with holographic screen and detachable wings (black)

-Potato Chips Backpack

-Small blue and red temari rabbit

-Wooden bird stand alarmclock

-Wooden bird hangars

-Bird themed chopsticks

-Some of those eraser food sets

Loved Ones

@idiotsyncrasis

-Black hoodie with all the different constellations on them that glue light blue in the dark (with a pre-giving worry speech warning about the different astrological signs and if it’s something Karkat would really want to wear considering ect ect)

- A set of containers for plants, from everything from vintage fruit cans to simple white ones with soft edges to modern glass pieces with dynamic angles.

- A music ‘box’ from Kamakura, a metalic egg with a carousel that winds up with a notably satisfying winding noise and plays the song “Sakura Nagashi.”

-A tiny stuffed Jiji the cat from Kiki’s Delivery Service, complete with replica cage like in the movie (had to be shipped in)

-A small bag of star-shaped sugar cubes from the Milky Way Cafe, as well as  a paper menu of what each astrological symbol’s ice cream parfait looks like.

-A little maneki neko strap charm for good luck

-a whole selection of cat chopstick holders

-traditional Japanese artstyle cats tote bag

True Companions

@clockworkchevalier

-A little Shinto Rosary for good luck

-A white, red and gold t-shirt featuring dramatic imagery of the sun, and samurai. 

-modern glass-and-metal decorative holders/displays

-Vaporwave themed blindbox

-A selection of some of the artsier B-side label stickers (a stoplight where each light is a different picture of nature, a girl slipping into a portal into space, ect)

-A ‘death flag sayings’ blind box (a box with a pin featuring a random speech bubble filled with words that are an in-movie death flag for a red shirt character)

-Hanging polygonal wireframes for holding airplants or other decor in

-A dabbing cat figurine

@lilithinstardust

- A little fabric charm featuring dramatic gold on purple embroidery for good luck

-A ‘folded paper crane’ metal necklace 

-A silver moon hairholder

-A ‘Boy’s Tears’ water bottle plastic cover

-A Lace-up black collar 

-Pastel Aesthetic Cat coinpurse

-An Aesthetic Pastel Letterman Jacket, pink with shiny spikes on the shoulders and the word ‘Bye’ in a big white heart on the back from Wego.

@komorebicalling

- An enamel mug featuring different kinds and scientific names of mushrooms

- A Konpeito Kanzashi from a respected maker, as well as booklet instructions for how to use it to put her hair up.

-A whole selection of frog chopstick rests

-a rusty file cabinet shelf specifically for ‘aesthetic’ gardening (shipped)

-Cute Peek-a-kitty stockings

-Umbrella with a sunny sky inside and the starry universe outside

-A ‘frog’ charm for good luck and returning money

Friends and General

@skyphile

- A box of delicately crunchy white chocolate sandwich cookies called Shiroi Koyubito

@bvllheaded

-Little bowl sets that when stacked, look like a samurai and a geisha

-An off-white T-shirt with intricate japanese decal of mountains

@caligulasantiquity

- A purple tank top with intricate japanese decal of waves

@ghostytrollcrow

- Dark blue starry pillow with little doodle-like stars all over it and a really snuggly blanket that is inverted colors, pale blue with dark blue stars

@dcstrider

-A mug that says ‘cosmic tune’ and features stars that light up when the liquid is warm

-A pencil bag that says ‘cosmic story’ and features some kind of close-but-not-quite-English attempt at evoking a mood involving that, that is moving nonetheless

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Sakura grew a man out of her head! by Kakadong Translated and typeset into English by me.

Yamato and Naruto in the background are my favourite part. :3

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