#i love fujitora. but he loves making his haters become craters when he hits them with his meteor and it does NOT matter who’s with him | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

crocodilenjoyer · 2 months ago

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“average marine endangers 100 civilians per year” actualy just statistical error. average marine endangers 0 civilians per year. the admirals, who are sent in to deal with the navy’s most destructive problems and love using scorched earth policies as a second resort, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

#riko.txt #i love them. i do. but 😭#do you think the grunts make shirts like I SURVIVED BEING UNDER FUJITORA’S COMMAND AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TSHIRT #i love fujitora. but he loves making his haters become craters when he hits them with his meteor and it does NOT matter who’s with him #maybe his men make him a shirt too. his says MOTHER FUCKER I WILL KILL US BOTH #like out of all of them fujitora and borsalino (and arguably aokiji) probably care about civilian casualties the most #bc to his credit fujitora can usually control his powers before anything real bad happens #and i’m not unconvinced that it’s not a practical joke. but still #and borsalino’s good at precision #they are better than akainu and ryokugyu who willfully and unhesitatingly kill their own #yet they remain Endangerment Georgs

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