#i love christmas sm no joke

[roman-eats-glitter]

I would like to say that apparently me at like 2am this morning typed this all out bc its November 1st and that is SUCH a roman thing to do

Holy shit.

Holy shit bro.

Holy shit it's Christmas bro. Bro it's Christmas bro, where's your tree? Bro yes, yes I can hear Mariah Carey in the distance oh yes bro yes bro yes yes. Chest (nuts) roasting on an open fire, yes bro I'm so..bro. Bro it's Christmas. How are you feeling bro? Whats on your list bro? Are you in the spirit bro? Wheres your advent calender bro? Bro where's your decorations bro? At least fairy lights bro. Bro I'm literally having a white Christmas rn bro bc its CHRISTMAS and I'm EJACULATING. Oh bro bro I'm so excited I'm literally jingling my bells so hard right now. Bro I'm naming all Santa's reindeer bro. Bro I'm becoming an elf bro. Bro I'm building a snowman bro. Bro its Christmas bro celebrate with me bro. AHEAEAAEEER DONT WANT A LOT FOOUHRR CHRIISTMASSSS..... THEEEEEYERE IS JUST ONE THING EYEEAHH NEEEEEEEDDD....