#i love blame actually. i lvoe characters fucking up their own life!!

[findafight]

Enough playing with "both people made mistakes and hurt each other" in fics, sometimes someone fucks up and it is in fact all their fault.

[xylemloz]

Character ask meme:

The Obligatory First

Also

Twilight if you don't mind

ok this will be pretty hard because there isn't much content OR fan content of first LOL

first

What I love about them: he is the only hero that understood the full scope of what he was getting into, and held almost no bitterness in his heart about it. he knew the consequences and made every choice himself to be the hero. he's been faced with the worst of humanity by being freaking tortured for a crime he didn't commit, but still lets them use him and takes up the mantle of the hero because he appreciates the best of humanity and loves his home. that is so sexy of him What I hate about them: the fact that he exists for only like 30 pages that are like... not confirmed canon? i wish he had more time to grow because he had a lot of potential. rarely do i find any people who care about him as much as i do simply because all content of him can be consumed in 10 minutes and isn't even in the common knowledge of many. i honestly don't blame them Favorite Moment/Quote: when he said "all of you seek my answer. you use me whenever it suits you" then still reforged the master sword i lost my mind. perfect example of how aware he is that he's expendable by the end of all this but again, is given a choice, and chooses to do the heroic thing What I would like to see more focus on: well he literally DOESNT get focused on. so i guess i want more focus on the fact he exists??? What I would like to see less focus on: NO i want more focus on this guy i have yet to see anyone outside of like 10 people focus on him Favorite pairing with: first x the grind. this man is hustling, got no time for love. Favorite friendship: honestly with the timeshift stone shenanigans i really think i would love the dynamic between him and sky. tired guy and silly guy just hanging out. tired man has a hidden mischievousness and enables sky's batshit behavior. "can i eat this [weird treasure from the surface] it looks very juicy and tasty" "i aint paying for the medical bill but i want to see you try" kind of vibe. you know. NOTP: i guess with anyone? i'm not into shipping him with anyone, but i also don't have any strong feelings Against any pairing

Favorite headcanon: he wants to be touched but at the same time he's scared of it. like he's been imprisoned for many years so i bet human contact is awesome but it's also hard to separate when someone wants to touch just normally or has ill intent and wants to cause hurt

twilight

What I love about them: literally just a guy. just a normal farmer boy in his farmer adoptive family in his farmer village. he is way out of his depth when he gets shoved into the predicament he's in, with no idea of how hero stuff works, and then really only cares about saving the village kids at first. everyone's like "for the sake of hyrule" and whatever but he's just a family man. does all the shit he does just to keep them safe. it's only as he meets more people along the way that he understands what his importance as the hero is. it's very nice

What I hate about them: honestly, in the game and LU, i find him kind of boring. he doesn't emote much, he doesn't Show much outside of caring about the kids, etc. in LU he is just kind of like Time Jr. and his entire identity is just being related to Time and also secretly being a wolf. not really a captivating guy

Favorite Moment/Quote: literally had to think so hard about this one but i've decided that i'd have to say (from LU) it's when he was pulling legend's leg about wolves not being pets. from the game itself i would probably say him saving colin on eldin bridge was the most epic thing mine eyes have laid upon

What I would like to see more focus on: him actually being a little crazy a little wild. clearly this dude is out of his mind and he should be given permission to be the troublemaker his heart knows he is deep down. he would dropkick the other heroes in a play fight man idk

What I would like to see less focus on: the fact that he's directly related to the hero of time. he's his own guy doing his own thing

Favorite pairing with: i'm not huge on anything but midna good i guess? i see her more like a really close friend though

Favorite friendship: MIDNA. i love how much the both of them grow and midna goes from being a jerk who selfishly uses link to get what she wants to actually caring for him when she realizes that he doesn't mind. midna uses him to her advantage by using his family as bait but realizes as she sees his love for those people that it is very much real just like her lvoe for her kingdom. and the fact that she was being an asshole because she really was just scared of being in this new weak form and wanting to get back to the throne as fast as possible by pushing link around... cheers to that bro. when they come to an understanding and she starts speaking softly and tenderly to him... FUCKING CHEERS to that bro.

NOTP: i dont have one. people can ship whatever and i will look at it and go like that is pretty cool

Favorite headcanon: no way this guy could acclimate to a slow and quiet village life after his entire journey of literally killing the king of evil. having no one to confide to about the entire journey (nobody but midna saw what he truly experienced), i think he would find trouble trying to get anyone in the village to understand what really happened to him. so he would probably leave ordon post-game and try to find a way to meet midna again

[cassyapper]

Apart from Jotaro and Kakyoin (unfortunately) what are your other favourite jojo ships? I’d love to know

OHHHH POST YOUVE OPENED A CAN OF FUCKING WORMS LET ME GO OFF

i have a disease that makes me invested in the joestars’ happiness to an absurd level so bc of that a lot of ships i enjoy involve,,,one joestar,,,but there r others i swear let me just start rantingi

jonaeriwagon is soooooo so so cute it involves the most wholesome and purehearted jojo characters and it makes me smile so wide. erina and jonathan r childhood sweethearts and erina helped jonathan back on his feet after he lost EVERYTHING in the first fight against dio at the mansion. jonathan and speedwagon are best FRIENDS OKAY!! SPEEDWAGON LITERALLY CHANGES HIS ENTIRE WALK OF LIFE BECAUSE OF JONATHAN AND THE KINDNESS HE SHOWED HIM. i know erina and speedwagon didn't interact a whole lot in part 1 but like they're BEST. FRIENDS. in part 2, so much so joseph thought something was going on between them. i bring this up bc then it’s proof that this ship is full of ppl who just care for each other so much. they just adore each other and love each other and I'm crying

caejoseq is my FAVVV OKAY they're so stupid and in love. i love love love love imagining caesar and suziq falling in love slowly when he’s first training as lisalisa’s student and like they never do anything about it cause they're both so shy (yes caesar is shy bc these feelings r more genuine romance rather than sexual, unlike his other flings) but it’s obvious enough they both understand to a degree the other knows they like them sjkd;dn cuties. but then JOSEPH BARGES IN with his stupid hamon-breathing mask and his stupid blue-green eyes and his stupid lax personality combined with the moments he takes thing seriously during which is works hard as fuck/smart as fuck. he just completely sweeps them off their feet they had no fuckin warning whatsoever. so after a bunch of messy and intense pining from the both of them they eventually sit down and are like okay. we should do smth about feelings actually. so they Do and it ends with the polycule and I'm (”: smiling so wide they loved each other do u understand

AVPOL!! DO NOT GET ME STARTED OKAY it’s the survivor’s guilt and cherishing and longing for me sis!!!!!! I'm just saying both have pasts (araki said avdol’s backstory was so sad he didn't wanna put it into sdc so that’s where I'm drawing this from) that leave them focused on things other than their direct happiness/their own futures but then they connect and even though they're so fucking different they are SOOO different they're still the same on this level and i think!!! that would be everything for them finally someone who understands...listen I'm ging to go insane do you hear me. avdol loves this stupid fucking Frenchman so much because said stupid fucking Frenchman just cares so much about everything. meanwhile polnareff is in love with this fuckin god of a man who’s patient and kind and funny and a skilled enough fighter it’s stated explicitly in canon “oh avdol’s the one we need to worry about most not jotaro” like fuck polnareff is ENAMOURED WITH HIM!! AND I DONT FUCKING BLAME HIM!! and just dude. when pol thinks avdol came back to life and he starts crying tears of joy and hugs him so tightly and avdol just laughs but hugs him back imfmfjfj help. help. help. help. help. POLNAREFF LITERALLY ASKS HIM OUT ON A DATE THIS IS FUCKIN!!! CANON!!! i cant do this stupid fuckign idiots i love them

JOSUYASU!!!!!! TWO GUYS BEIGN DUDES WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT??? like listen we have such a SLEW of wholesome moments between these two the opening to the tonio episode is literally just them going on a date OKUYASU WAS GONNA FEED JOSUKE AND JOSUKE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING QUESTION IT OKAY THAT’S KINDA GAY THAT HAS ROMANTIC FUCKING UNDERTONES!! and them fighting against shigechi idk man i just love their dynamic it’s such a pleasant bro relationship and i love them. but even beyond the wholesome moments when okuyasu fucking dies josuke loses his SHIT!!! DO YOU HEAR ME HE GOES FUCKIGN INSANE!!!!! HE’S SCREAMING AND CRYING AND BEGGING OKUYASU TO WAKE UP AT THE EXPENSE OF HIS LIFE FUCKIGN HAYATO HAD TO SHRIEK AT HIM TO MOVE HIS ASS OUT OF THE WAY OF KIRA’S BOMB LIKE!! listen the recklessness and furiousness of josuke’s tactics after okuyasu “”died”” haunts me. he didn't want to live in a world without him and meanwhile okuyaus LITERALLY TRIUMPHS OVER DEATH BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO LEAVE JOSUKE’S SIDE HELP ME GIRL FJKF;NDJN FUCK. fuck. so yeah i lvoe them

fugionara... any combination of this ship makes me go nuts okay okay. the dynamics in the bucci gang will forever leave me in tatters but THE ONES BETWEEN THESE THREE IN PARTICULAR. FUCK ME UP. it’s the healing it’s the animosity it’s the regret it’s the trying to figure out your own mentally ill self while also the world ur in with these ppl u love so much and I'm going crazy okay okay okay. idk how to quite put my feelings for them in worlds i just have a lot of them and they are fuckin. overhwelming. just narancia for example meant EVERYTHING to fugo as evidence by purple haze feedback (literally every other paragraph is a flashback) and the only time giorno cries in the anime is when narancia dies. meanwhile fugo saved narancia’s life and giorno knew when to take narancia seriously as opposed to a joke. and then THE WHOLE DISCUSSION ABOUT GRIEF FUGO AND GIORNO HAVE IN PURPLE HAZE FEEDBACK? listen something about these three make me go insane and feral

foolymes like okay. okay. I'm shaking like a dog trying not to go overboard on this justification just listen to me. hermes and jolyne first find someone to trust in prison in each other. jolyne cares abt her enough that she first learns how to use stone free’s string-on-a-telephone ability bc she wanted to watch over hermes. hermes loves nd respects jolyne that after she wakes up from getting a stand shes like “hm. wonder where jolyne is” and goes to find her before all that bullshit happened just hey okay LISTEN TO ME!! and then they get foo they save her it’s just like fucking kakyoin they give her another chance and they show her what relationships are supposed to be like (fulfilling) they enjoy her company and make her laugh and she makes them laugh in return ohmy god EVERYTHING FOO FIGHTERS DID WAS FOR JOLYNE AND HERMES DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!! the marilyn mansion debt collector arc. the kiss of love and revenge arc. foo fighter’s death. I'm going to eat rocks in an attempt to stop feeling oh my god JOLYNE DIDNT EVEN BELEIVE FOO FIGHTERS WAS DYING AND THEN SHE GOT HYSTERICAL LIKE “BUT WE CAN JUST REMAKE YOU RIGHT WE HAVE YOUR STAND DISC??” SHE DOESNT WANT HER TO GOOO HELP ME HELP ME. I'm in tatters these three girls loved each other so fucking much they just wanted each other safe and they DESERVED to be safe and happy together but araki is fucking evil

jotaweather I KNOW THIS IS A CRACK SHIP I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW DONT FUCKIGN LOOK AT ME JUST HEAR ME OUT. jotaro and weather r both of similar demeanor that is quiet soft-speaking intimidating strong big aura of sadness coming from them. both have powerful stands and both had real fucked up luck in the love department. i also hc both to be autistic so that’d be another similarity. i jus think them settling down together after everything went down in a stone ocean au would be very soft and sweet yknow? they wouldn't even necessarily start it off in a romantic sense but they just take the time to try and heal with each other and eventually it just kinda veers that way. yeah

gyjo for OBVIOUS reasons like are you serious? gyro changed johnny’s fucking lfie from the SECOND they first interact johnny begins to push himself and tries to reach further/go further. and in turn johnny shows gyro you cant always be a wet blanket you need to take a stand this both helps his resolve to save the kid AND helps him to take the measures necessary to get to his goal. like gyro would not have been able to find johnny in the “who shot johnny joestar?” arc if he hadn't gone through, say, the ring roadagain arc with johnny first. listen man their relationship is literally the catalyst for this whole part it’s the driving force i just. they love each other they love each other thank you goodnight I'm emo

yasugap is just so so so so sweet it makes me so happy,,like okay josuk8 literally has a daydream where all that happens is he gives yasuho some candy and she eats it and is like “aw josuke this is so good thanks!” and she smiles at him and that’s IT THAT’S THE DAYDREAM 😭 listen they just love each other so much and i am emo. they literally SAVED EACH OTHER OKAY LIKE yasuho pulls him from the dirt and like she mentioned during the flashback chapter with the hairpin and her dad, it was also the other way around....saving josuke also saved herself and just LISTEN TO ME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. it’s a very sweet and healthy relationship and i hope to god araki makes it canon please sir ill bite you

anyway yeah these are the main main ones ? that i ship ship. like you'll get me excited if u mention them. anyway this post has gone on long enough so I'm gonna end it here by saying i really do have a thing where the relationship focuses on healing/helping one or both parties to save/improve themselves

[misterbitches]

Dude yong jie’s character is literally unbearable this is like how not to write a vharacter 101

Our first intro to him is stalking, then PUNCHING someone in the LIVER bc the person he “loves” was fucking drunk and he blames his best friend? Then his mom is like “lmao actually um hes psycho” so anything they try to do retroactively like how they peppered in HIS DAD DIED A BLOO BLOO but previously it was also his OWN MOM going “im afraid he’ll lose his humanity” so not only was there no breathing room then it’s bumrushing him into their lives as best friends and it doesnt work. This dude sucks and he isnt even fun to watch. You know how breaking bad has one of the most abysmal main characters of all time but all of us were fucking ENGROSSED but the show made it clear that every enemy he faces, even the DEA, we want THEM to win (it is also a class analysis but woreva) so i am like wtf they show us literally nothing here. He’s just there. Wasting space and being awful. What is the purpose of his character in ssu’s life? Once you rape someone it is fucking over full stop but he didnt even fucking manage to start off in any compelling fucking way. Absolutely bonkers dude Esp bc theres at least a base moral code ie DONT HARRASS GIRLS UR “INTO” and thats why mei fang the absolute mad lad beaut was like “lmao nah i hate u”

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?????????????????????????????????? WHERE IS THE WRITING HERE? WHAT IS THE SCRIPT? awhat is the PROGRESSION? This is such an insanely fucking dumb plo5 point i rly cannnnjnnntoeiwijshsgsgsgsgsgsgeggwiwowiw GORL

Lets talk abt the good things in the characters (theres none for yong jie hes just there being a little bitch)

Li cheng - himbo dumbass “manly” cutie and the manly stuff is fun cos it gets heaped on and yet every bit of him can be extremely “feminine” and jubilant. Great.

Muren - seems >:O but i rly like that hes actually pretty open in his own way. Side note: he is so thin and willow-y i rly loke tall pretty boys (and all women lmao) and he doesnt do it for me but He suits the character like his body and the way his character is. Also u gotta be weird and he is

Hsinng ssu (girl im never gonna learn how to spell their names it’s too much work cos the eng alphabet andnromanization is terrible) - mild mannered, good son, a homosexual confirmed confirmed g”(awesome!) great friend, good brother (and i guess his reward is being raped, great message!) and someone ppl like

The establishment of the three of them and their distinct personalities happens within minutes and then we meet

Yongjie - what about him? He may have an MI, okay, but we dont know for sure and oh gee that doesnt matter actually bc u have to get urself treated and also not be terrible. Not even psychopaths do the shit he does BC THEY HAVE TO GET HELP. Why the parents didnt get him help and are just realizing their son is terrible? Who knows . His purpose seems yo be “boy obsessed with brother like his actual brother” i dont care id they arent related in that way bc that’s not the fucking crux of incest and it is so insanely Fucked every thing to do with incest is almost always a disgusting powe r issue. WHAT PURPOSE DOES HE SERVE? WHAT DO WE ONOW ABOUT HIM OTHER THAN HE IS A FUCKING JERK AND AN IDIOT AND SUCKS AND I HATE HIM AND THAT HE WANTS TO STALK AND ATTACK THIS REALLY AWESOME FUCKING DUDE OK

There’s no returning point deom rhe line they croased byt theyb set him up for failure. Even in the fight hes a fucking cheater hes a goddamn immature rat they know he fucking sucks but he just sits there and waits for everyone else to move around him. A fucking selfish prick with nor edeeming qualities snd hes also a violent rapist stalker. Really great that thry have no clue how to make this dude actually have any humanity or likeability. Hes the man from 365 days basically except not even that hot and at least he kidnapped her but “WAITED” for “CONSENT” but in that movie’s world nothing mattered and it was bad and the point was to have a horny movie. But this show is for younger ppl and also IT HAS RULES AND IT KNOWS WHAT BAD ACTIONS ARE???? Soooooooooooooo in all these other dumb salacious books there seems to be just a mutual agreement that it’s fucked up but totally normal i their movie’s universee (it isnt and it is still just bad filmmaking)

Also it is up to yong jie to figure put how to get over it and understand that his brother is concerned for him. Bc it is. His brother. There’s a reason that incest is never advisable and thays bc there is no way in that situation that people aren’t somehow being coerced. There has to be a sort of split in the pursuer and the person being pursued bc one person is not thinking that way. (This is why people who find out they are related after the fact and havent grown up together is something thatms really unfortunate. They had no idea and they have to grapple with that but that is another scenario and it happens bc THEY DIDNT GROW UP TOGETHER.) i have experienced this from a (not immediate) fam member and i was the vulnerable one, had less powr, that is how it must go.

Thats why the power imbalance is scary and none of this is acceptable but it begs the question how did they get to this point? But the show doesnt even address that bc they cant bc theyre not original. And power imbalance does not mean automatic absolutely not territory. Theres things we dont like (in my casee i hate age gaps a lot) but i will avoid that.

I havemt seen “right or wrong” and i have no desire but from what ive garnered from ppl i like who liked that episode, the show outlined the moral issues with it. Idk if they did it in a way i would have preferred (again no desire) but at lesst from what ive heard it...tries? Idk i dont see the need for these if they dont give us a reason why these ppl should be together and there’s several lines that cannot be crossed that were. Basically it’s like stockholm syndrome now and there’s no choice for him, it goes beyond power imbalance and “legality” so to speak and now it’s just entrapment.

Theres not even avoiding or enjoying. Even for MODC as stupid as i found the secondary rship and negligent even like ok. Fine. Whatever. His boyfriend is 100 but at least it was semi agreed upon. It is what it is, go forth. I will criticize it but at least it was the story and as stupid and gross as i think it is and they will probs break up (idc what the show says) at least there are set ups that can make us see “why” it works and oh, gee, their whole rship relies on a different fucked up but at least at some point it could possibly be transcended. The foundation of youngjie is “rape entrapment and aw now they are in lvoe” BITCH NOOOO???? Where is the REASON? And why should we root for them? (There is none and when the Thing happens it is now impossible for that not to be absolutely foundational to their rship lmao and that is never something that goes away.)

I would like to say theres nothing romantic int he flashbacks i know thats what theyre trying to twll us but the actor is 30 and that child is like 8.

Im not missing the point bc i see it with my eyes and it sucks. If you cant even write the character well then how do you interest something heavy and work out the links? The only solution is yongjie dying i mean fucking off forever and hsing ssu not letting him into his lifeXni doubt we will get that but at the very least they cannot end up together and that will be their crowning fucking achievement over the waste of time bullshit plot this was. Imagine actual conflict that wasnt so deeply fucking traumatic and, oh, again WHERE ARE THE PARENTS? They fucked up SO FUCKING BADLY. This gives people the wrong idea about how these things work. God he is truly a shitty character and his ass isnt even fat so wtf bitch why am i here!

[quonit-aceattorney]

3-5 Reaction (work in progress)

Rules:

Q = Me, Quonit.

BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging

I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.

Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.

Index

Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT ONE

Bridge to the Turnabout D:<

THUNDER OR WHATEVER

STATUE

7 BRANCHED SWORD

LIFE

LIGHTNING AGAIN

Q: DEAD PERSON WITH HAIR?

OR JUST MORE STATUE

alright back to 2019

hahahaha no im not going to let you guys convince me to go on this probably expensive vacation

dammit pearl you already spent money on it???

OH SO YOU ALL NEED ADULT SUPERVISION

Q:

Phoenix: Sorry, i hate cold places.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIVE IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA! :dum du tsss:

THE FUCK IS DAHLIA DOING ON THE COVER

you brought this onto yourself

Q: hello person! You remind me of hello kitty for some reason

okay then hello bikini

Q: ya well fuck iris. Wonder how many people she killed.

Q: no and even then she is an exgirlfriend

PEARL STOP IT

no time to examine everything, I need to go find Dahlia

actually

i am terrified of her so maybe not

hello person with a staff! You look awesome!

Q: Maya doesn't know who she is i think i can be excused

Q: amethyst is great

see you miss :D

Q: ah so pearl is gone too

time to examine everything

Q: oh the main gate reset. I wanted to examine everything though!

I AM TERRIFIED OF IRIS

Q: WELL i've examined everything here. Time to find out where else I can waist time

bridge

DAMMIT 3-4

MAYA: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FACE YOUR FEAR BY HURLING YOURSELF OFF OF THE EDGE WHAT THE FUCK MAYA

Q: SHE JUST TOLD ME TO HURL MYSELF OFF OF THE EDGE OF A CLIFF

Q:

Maya: We should use a fluffy bunny to test if it is safe! Phoenix: That right there sums up the fundamental difference between sane and insane.

well i've examined everything... only thing now is to move forward

Q:

Phoenix: C-Can you not pick on me for one second? PLEASE MAYA

I am reminded of that old picture I drew

this one

Q: MAYA STOP

she will never learn also why does phoenix have to continue suffering

Q: well now that i have finished examining everything time to go inside

FUCK

DAHLIAS HERE

quonit-aceattorney

bet she went off to go and plot my murder

quonit-aceattorney

sure Maya.

aw it's her mom

quonit-aceattorney

well i think we're done in all of those rooms, time to investigate elsewhere

LARRY

quonit-aceattorney

WHAT THE HELL

quonit-aceattorney

larry having an existential crisis

maybe you should try painting her if your so into painting now

quonit-aceattorney

fuckin Doesn't Larry know about Dahlia??? no???

PEARL

SAVE US

NO PEAL

PEARL STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM IRIS AS YOU CAN

quonit-aceattorney

Pearl and awesome lady can I sleep with you guys too i am terrified

quonit-aceattorney

Phoenix: Well, not much to do expect head to my room and huddle under the covers I guess we need help

quonit-aceattorney

hi ms. Dea I can't remember her name so imma call her that

Pearl runs off a lot she's probably fine ...not if iris is learking near... ...shit...

IRIS NO

SO YOU WERE PLOTTING OTHER PEOPLE'S MURDERS BEFORE MINE

where are the locks well she isn't exactly lying it is a title she goes by

alright now where are the locks

nah she is lying

i think something or other about htis place may be cancling my locks

quonit-aceattorney

Iris: The power to protect you from evil spirits the power to CANCEL MY PSYCHI LOCKS

THERE ARE THE LOCKS

quonit-aceattorney

THUMDER

phoenix is scared of thunder

who is dead

NO

NOT HER

THE BRIDGE IS IN FLAMES????

\OH FUCK YOU IRIS

FUCK YOU

RUN ACROSS A BURNING BRIDGE

PHOENIX I AM SOSCARED FOR YOU

quonit-aceattorney

NOT LARRY

WHAT

NO

WHAT

NO

I BLAME ALL OF THIS ON DAHLIA

NOT A SAVE POIBNT NOW

I NEED TO FIX IT

NO

WHAT

quonit-aceattorney

EDGEWORTH

LARRY

EDGY MIGHT RECOGNIZE IRIS

quonit-aceattorney

THANK YOU PHOENIX FOR GIVING EDGEY THE MAGMENTA

DAMMIT I JUST REALIZED I MIGHT BE PLAYING AS EDGEWORTH FOR A WHILE

AHHHHH

THIS IS TERRIFYING

WHAT

WHAT NO

OH MY GOD

quonit-aceattorney

SO APPARENTLY

OH MY GAD

AHHHHH

HAHAHAHA

EDGEY YOU CAN DO IT. RECOGNIZE HER.

oh my god i am playing as him

PHOENIX

WHERE ARE YOU

this music

quonit-aceattorney

wtf

quonit-aceattorney

I THOUGHT I WOULD'VE BEEN READY WHENEVER I GOT A GAME WITH ANOTHER PROTAGONIST BUT APPARENTLY NOT AT ALL

a logical conclusion to come to

(Edit: Quonit don’t you remember your first reaction to it it was like exactly the same)

Edgeworth get with the times :Magic exists

quonit-aceattorney

awwww he called pheonix a dear friend

Phoenix is always suffering

OH MY GOD I AM NOT USED TO EDGY'S VOICE

quonit-aceattorney

This case is ...very very interesting... ...and terrifying... ...and... ......... I have run out of words

GUMSHOE

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D: HOW IS PHOENIX

Dammit i can't ask him that

quonit-aceattorney

Edgy no don't think of gumshoe as a bad thing. With me, we are here to cheer up gumshoe and make him happy

quonit-aceattorney

okay well it was obvious why zarla shipped it before but with how much gumshoe is talking it is even more obvious

quonit-aceattorney

how is maya

oh so the lightning was MAGIC

gumshoe shouldn't have to apologize GUMSHOE YOU ARE GREAT :D dammit it doesn't work

nah phoenix would never make fun of his cool mask I miss phoenix

why did ms.dea have to die she was so sweet i loved her

quonit-aceattorney

NO GUMSHOE GET WITH THE TIMES: HE IS A DEFENCE ATTORNEY AT THE MOMENT

quonit-aceattorney

:0 so that means that edgy will let me play as phoenix again the first chance he gets??? yaaaay thank you dude!

i think half of the girls that larry was in love with in this series were either the vitims or the killers

Edgey: If i had a penny for every time he's said that... you don't need another million dollars sir

ALSO WHERE IS PEARL

quonit-aceattorney

Larry how dare you lie to edgeworth

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honestly my opinion of Larry has improved greatly because he calls Edgeworth Edgey

quonit-aceattorney

Larry: BUT EDGEWORTH! YOU GET TO BE A DEFENSE ATTORNEY FOR A DAY! THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOUR DREAM RIGHT :D Edgey: This is exactly why i hate childhood friends

hehe

instead of Maya and Pearl following me around i have Gumshoe and Larry this isn't actually half bad

quonit-aceattorney

all time is flattery time when talking to the right people gumshoe

quonit-aceattorney

of course it was Dahlia

I mean uh

quonit-aceattorney

Gumshoe: And as they say, "The plot thickens!" Gumshoe I lvoe you very much

dammit my rule says to always beleive in your client, UNLESS HE'S MATT... nothing about Dahlia...

...can it change sense I'm with edgeworth now? nah...

quonit-aceattorney

i need to draw Edgeworth wearing it now

bardic-feline

But how could it be Dahlia? Mia put Dahlia in jail.

That second time she was the defendant happened BEFORE the trial where Phoenix was the defendant.

bardic-feline

Hahahaha sorry should have looked at my messages sooner and seen you were going under the impression that Iris is lying about her identity

bardic-feline

And that she is really Dahlia.

But the thing is...being executed in prison...nooooot such an easy thing to come back from.

So why does Iris look so much like her? Hmm. A mystery. :3

one moment let me read

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I was 100% under the impression they were the same person because in the case before with her she had a fake name... If this isn't Dahlia it there is something interesting with magic going on

you have opened up the possibility of it not being dahlia

but the best thing about that picture up there IS THAT I CAN DRAW GUMSHOE NOW WOOO

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Gumshoe: Do you think she feel into the stream and got carried away? Edgeworth: ... Edgeworth: WHY do you have to be such a pessimist, Detective!? IT'

S JUST A THOERY

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:presents Phoenix' profile: Bikini: This man... His face betrays a life of suffering and great weariness of the world. The game acknowledging this is almost scary

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it's so weird that the police investigating doesn't mean that i can't

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Edgeworth: Is this how it is for Wright? Is this what it's like to be a defense attorney? DO YOU FEEL GUILTY YET FOR ALL OF THE PAIN YOU CAUSED US

Edgeworth: ...To be honest, it feels more like it's detrimental to your health it probably is

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So Edgeworth likes the woods it's becoming a reality

I once said that as a joke and it seems to be a running theme now...

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Me: :shows off badge: Gumshoe: It's just so odd, it's like a detective with a license to kill! Edgeworth: Does this little thing old that ominous of a meaning? you have no idea

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Gumshoe: :about Iris: We did a database search on her fingerprints and came up with nothing. uh... okay...

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Edgeworth how are things so EASY for you!? I am so shocked not everybody suffers as much as a defense attorney

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Edgeworth: I could never show my face to Wright is something happened to her. Gumshoe: Aww, it'll be okay This conversation breaks me

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Edgeworth: If you're in jail, you don't have to pay for your own meals you know sir are you advertising prison to gumshoe

I keep not examining things becauseI already have and then i rmember im playing with a different character

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Having deep life conversations with gumshoe

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I need to sleep. This case is far to interesting,

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Iris is already back??? This is never supposed to happen!

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I was confused at first but now i am very happy with playing as Edgeworth

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i am going to sleep

Last Sunday at 3:42 PM

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Playing more. Much better opinion of iris. She just feels a lot more genuine

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The game keeps hinting so hard it wants me to break the locks but I don't think I have the right evidence yet

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Haha iris is also a lesbian

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I found a suspicious price of paper!

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Maybe this will help me with the magmenta!

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It worked!!!

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I broke the locks and regained my hp!

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Larry what are you doing here

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Larry: Look at that bridge up there. This place has to be heaven, because that thing is hell. Larry is great

hehe

Larry: Everybody tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing. hahahaha.

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you can make a crane now? PROVE IT

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even if that is graffiti I am impressed my Larry's skill

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I broke the locks!!!

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shit now there are 5 locks

Edgeworth: Nooooooooooooo! The best reaction to five locks i have seen yet

to be comintued!

trial start :0

this will be interesting

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I mean you did get a different judge but with how shocking that trial was I am still scared that he might remember you

who is the prosocution

why is the desk empty

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so that means I win

WHAT THE FUCK

franz

OH MY GOD

FRANZ

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRANZ

she has her whip again dammit'

Judge: What's that!? A whip!? I'm not sure I care for such a thing in my courtroom! I was waiting so long for a statement like this from the judge

Edgeworth: I have no objection to the whip how dare you

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Edgeworth: The prosecution can wield a whip or drink seventeen cups of coffee. Edgeworth :But there is still only one truth. That is what I stand here to prove today! I love this case so much actually

time to destroy her

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Edgeworth: Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!? THAT IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD QUESTION

now that I've pressed on everything i can object

I knew wha tI was supposed to do i just wanted to see all of the dialogue

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Judge: Why am I the only one being whipped here!? Just wait a while she'll hurt somebody else eventually

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but the demon warding thing she stopped wearing it

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ahhhh Franz is saying fool again

i missed her

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does nobody in this game have middle names

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Franz: You've dug your own grave, Miles Edgeworth! Don't worry Edgy this happens a lot

..no franzy i don't want to hang myself..

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bit the autopsy report says she fell after she died

I am on a roll with these objections!!!

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I love that this judge is annoyed but the whip but sadly it's a little too late for me to appreciate it as much as I would've back when I didn't like Franzy all that much

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no it doesn't because Bikini saw the defendant stabbing the victim. If this si the case then Bikini's testimony means nothing and therefor other contradictions mean nothing

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Well if she was pulling it out and not stabbing her that means she might not have stabbed her in the first place!

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how could that blade ever be smoothly drawn out??? It has so many points sticking out of it!

Why did you whip the judge if you wanted me to explain myself???

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franz there is no way in hell anybody could mistake you for weak and frail

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FINALLY THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD IN THE WEAPON MEANS SOMETHING!!!

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Let's see if i can find something as quickly as I did all of the other testimonies. I am very proud of myself.

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don't you dare call Phoenix stupid without him being here to hear it Franz

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Franz: Not only do I carry around a phone, I keep my whip in hand at all times! But what about that one time when you threw it on the ground and then left the country? i guess we're just going to ignore that...

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there are a bunch of little things but I don't really have the evidence to object with

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i don't know if there were tracks because wasn't it really really stormy? Maybe that's it...

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nah

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Ack looking through the evidence, the main thing i keep saying is the time contradictions but ahhh.

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and i can't seem to ask why she went to the main gate

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probably because i already know and forgot

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you can't use a snowmobile on a bridge like that

the bridge would've been on fire at that point right

dammit this timeline sucks

mainly because it hasn't been figured out all the way yet

no objections I've thought of have worked... Maybe this is stupid and I am supposed to press things in a specific order?

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I can't figure it ouuuuutttt

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it's been 30 minuets I have been stuck here

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HOLY SHIT

I FIGURED IT OUT

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WOOOOOOOO

and it has nothing to do with time or weather

then howcome it isn't snowing in the picture and the mobile didn't have any snow on it

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you dare try and trick me into thinking that whether report I was looking over so many times was against me? HAH

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This whether report is on my side and you cannot disprove that Franziska

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YOU'RE CALLING ME THE PERFECTIONIST??? YOU'RE EVEN SAYING THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING FRANZ YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO SAY THAT

Last Sunday at 7:42 PM

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Back to game after dinner, I got what i needed

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many things are impossible edgeworth

LARRY

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i forgot that Franz has never met Larry before

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savepoint!!

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IRIS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FIVE LOCKS

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If Matt has taught us one thing it's that even if there are no locks when they say they didn't kill somebody it doesn't mean they may have caused their death or not

nah Iris isn't evil

hahaha Larry was drawing Franz. I want to see this drawing.

IT SEEMS SHE IS VERY MAD ABOUT THAT

stop hurting larry

this si really funny though hahahaha

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stars that is just it was snowing... you were probably inside... you were painting... this statment is stupid...

thankfully edgy feels the same way

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hahaha. Larry pointed out the contradictions in his own statement. hahaha.

I had no idea Franz and Larry meeting would turn out this great

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this testimony is just so terrible

well let's start with an easy one: Larry saw phoenix

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Edgeworth: And how did the bridge look? Larry: Like it had recovered a piece of my childhood

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Larry no you thought it was cold outside but there was a big fire and you knew that

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the whether data is on MY SIDE i have looked at it for far too long and i will not let that go to waist

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what was the skecth though

hmmm

ya i want to look at the skecth

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that looks pretty cool but who the hell is that flying person

larry your art is great

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what hahahaha

Edgey: ARE Franz: YOU Judge: High! The girl... She's really high up in this picture! Judge should probably not have finished that haha

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but i still have the hooooooddddd

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Larry: Edgey! Today is the day I get to completely stupify you! :O

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amethyst sphere from the staff!!!

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sorry larry haha

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Franz: People cannot fly! I MEAN you were the prosecutor in 2-3 so you should know that is a lie

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but there were bruises all over ms Dea's body because she fell!

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daw

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable

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no Franzy it's "Birds of a feather flock together, UNTIL THE CAT COMES" back to the last savepoint

IT'S A WARNING TO FAIR WHETHER FRIENDS NOT A STATEMENT ON HOW COMPLEMENTARY PEOPLE ARE

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I got it btw. haha.

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Well in order to transport somebody that fast you need to have either -flew or -rode a snowmobile

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I wiiiiinnnnn

SORRY FRANZ

stop hurting larry for what edgeworth did

I'm Phoenix again!!!

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goodbye Edgeworth!

HEY PHOENIX you have a cold maybe you should wear that mask thing again like you did back when you were a ver young feenie

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examining everything because I need a quick moment to get used to phoenix again

hey larry! I found you!

oh hey franz is still here! I did not expect that

FRANZ PHOENIX IS SICK GIVE HIM A FEW MOMENTS TO PROCESS THINGS

Larry: Franzy! You can't do that! Larry is using all of the nicknames I use he is now the best

NOW

nickname buds

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no franz it's beating a dead horse.

franz why are you hanging around Larry still anyways hahahaha

I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO INTEREACT, AND EVEN LESS FOR IT TO BE THIS GREAT

and I'm left with Franzy. Hello!

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game just reminded me of the confused people who payed this game before the others. it should be a requirement not a guideline to play the others before this one.

she said little brother and then i remembered she is talking about edgeworth he's still like 6 years older than her though

Phoenix: She's so openly hostile that it's almost kinda cute. RIGHT???

Alright fine you can whip me for that comment BUT YOU ARE ADORABLE

another refference to pheenie

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well i guess i can't resent her anything. I guess i should move on

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*present

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but i can examine things and she'll respond

she is such a child hahaha

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Phoenix: Oh, wow. Is that an inkling of human kindness i sense? I remember hearing somewhere that Phoenix' japanese name roughly translates to "Oh, I see". which is great.

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well now i think im done with franzy. Time to move on

hello bikini! do you know anything about flying people

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no you didn't lie.

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oh come on, now you are lying!

there are so many locks!

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:shows picture of Franziska: Bikini: You certainly have some unusual friends, Don't you Mr.Wright! Ho ho ho! Not exactly sure if she counts as a friend or not but even if not that statement holds up pretty well

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Bikini: :something about whipping people a lot being bad form: Phoenix: Do you think you could go drill that into her head for me...? Please? PLEASE?

think im done with bikini, don't think i can break her locks right now

Phoenix, will you notice the latter?

no? Okay

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somebody is yelling something!

GUMSHOE :D

HE FINISHED THE BRIDGE

HE FINISHED IT

FRANZ FOUND GUMSHOE

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Franz: I will personally guide you through your investigation! So you will follow me! whaaaaaaaaaat are you helping me or something

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or follow me around that words

I mean nobody else is following me around sense Maya is gone and Pearl is gone so

PEARL HOW THE HELL WERE YOU STUCK HERE

But pearl what about Maya!

haha Franz gets to talk with Pearl

aw she is being nice to her

THIS IS SO GREAT

don't worry Franz. If you want to be friends with pearl you are going to have to get used to this

Don't run off Pearl!!! We just found you D:

FRANZ YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE OF HOW PEARL JUST KILLED YOU RIGHT THERE

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Franz: Do you think this is how many siblings the head nun has where did that question come from

FRANZ IS BEING GREAT

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...that look looks like a psyche lock...

Franz could you like whip it open or something

how did that brown stuff get on it?!?

to be honest i hate gravy

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GODOT

Franz and Godot are intereacting let's see how this ends

how dare you Franz is the best

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oh so... he can see...? No there is something even more stupid about it.

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Godot: My eyesight is pretty messed up FINALLY HE SAYS IT NOW I CAN STOP PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW

How the hell would I know???

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just intuited it?

picked it up somewhere?

Dunno

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I accidently read something about it when scrooling through zarla's fanfics

I was trying to find a specific story and saw a discription for one on accident

and i figured out what godot's eyes are probably messed up and i wasn't supposed to know that, and the game kept hinting at it

so I was just kinda pretending I didn't know

Mia's death wasn't my fault >:( I'm pretty sure that is who you are talking about!

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ya he was talking about mia

hey uh Pearly can you come back pls Godot is being mean and I would like to hide behind Mia to help me on this

though this place is magic so

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Franz: You should chose your friends more carefully I DIDN'T CHOSE HIM HE JUST STARTED STALKING ME ONE DAY

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it's something you can kinda suss out about him pretty quick if you think about it.  They are more explicit about it in the final case, but in the restaurant case, they have that whole clue that revolves about Godot missing a ketchup stain on maggey's apron.

cause he can't see red when its on white, presumably because his visor makes him see everything in shades of red

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^ ya. I was pretending it wasn't true and then the game was like "HEY HE COULDN'T SEE THE GIANT STAIN" and I was mad.

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and from there you can at least GUESS that he wouldn't wear such a bulky thing that limits his ability to perceive colors properly if he didn't NEED it to see.

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Franz: Don't open it! Phoenix: Aw Franz: :opens it:

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hahaha Phoenix: Hey you just told me not to open it! Why did you? Franz: Prosecutors can do anything Phoenix: Ya, you can do anything... except stand up to a 9-year-old...

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hey gumshoe! Some mean person what telling me I'm a murderer again :glares at Franziska:

Gumshoe: Don't whip me like that! Franziska: It was merely a simple greeting. A friendly tap on the shoulder... with my whip

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Gumshoe: I'm not tellin' you! I'm asking you Me: So that means I can go in? Franzy: So... shall we adjourn to this garden? Franziska is being awesome

Maya's name seems to have been written on blood again

See I have special premission to go anywhere I want to because Franz is with me

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Gumshoe: Just don't be expecting any good news when you talk to him Assuming I ever expect good news

great so Maya's name is not only writeen in blood it's written in the victims blood AGAIN

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game wants tme to go back to bikini but I wanna seek otu asmuch dialogue in this game as I can because Franz following me is the best

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hahha I forgot how much fun having her as an assistant is. I also forgot just how much of this case she's in.

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:0 She's it it more?!!? YAY :D iris!!!

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no Edgeworth I am coming with you because I want to do it and so i am

dammit

...dammit.... I wanna go see Maya though...

Franziska is still being awesome

hello bikini! Please tell me stuff because I need more info

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Franz you're blue too

Bikini you are great

now the game wants me to break the locks so i guess i will

i wanna examine stuff first though

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alright im done examinging

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i really don't think ic an break these locks

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oh hey i broke the first one!

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gah im stuck

i don't have evidence yeeeeeeet

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the hanging scroll worked???

ALL 5 OF THEM BROKE!

wait what does that mean!?!??!

what the hell?!?!

why did she have to die dammit!

earthquake >:(

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DAMMIT

OH YA EDGY

I was judging you at first pehone because Maya be dead and then i remembered Edgy's FEAR OF EARTHQUAKES

THERE YOU ARE EDGEY

DAMMIT

EDGEWORTH DO NOT BE UPSET NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE UPSET

IRIS WHAT THE HELL

Edgey it isn't your fault >:(

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5 LOCKS FOR A DOOR

DAMMIT

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ALRIGHT FINE I'LL SAVE I WANT ANSWERS THOUGH

Edgeworrrrtthhhhhh stop being mean to yourself

FINALLY FRANZY WHIPS HIM

please don't dissapear like everybody else now

no franzy i am going to solve the puzzle. You don't even know what a Phsyche lock is!

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Phoenix: About a day!? only a day?!

oh thank god it's only 3 locks not 5

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wait we're more than halfway through???

to the garden to meet up with edgeworth hopefully

yay! Edgeworth didn't run off or die like everybody else

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stop being sad edgy

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thank you phoenix for trying to cheer him up

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I've examined everything and talked to him about everything, I think i can go look other places now

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I FOUND PEARL :D

AND LARRY

I WANNA SEE THIS PICTURE

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I can draw and I think it looks awesome

!

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Pearly your opinion and what you matter do your age doesn't matter to it's value NOW TELL ME

5 locks??

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they're in a weird place...

hmm...

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I broke a lock!

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i give up :(

oh hey Bikini, why are you freaking out?

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"Somebody is trying to destroy the Kurain Tradition's main family line" shiiiiitttt

I just remembered Morgan exists >:(

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DL-6 is brought up!

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well the police shouldn't have blamed it on misty anyways. It's Gregory's fault.

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oh so Morgan is actually being mentioned

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what about Iris!?!

tf??? What about pearl??? What???

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hahah SUDDENLY YOU REALIZE 2-2 IS RELEVANT TO THIS CASE

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THREE

Bikini: Yes, Iris, her twin sister, and Mystic Pearl DAHLIA YOU SUCK

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OFF TO TELL EVERYBODY WHO MIGHT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT

ALSO

PEARL AND DAHLIA MIGHT BE SISTERS!?!?!

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Half sisters!

Pearl would have literally no idea she existed.

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WAIT SHIT

well that is good

more stuff is being figured out

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable still.

dammit pearls and larry have left >:(

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GREAT SO THERE WERE TWO IRIS LOOKING FIGURES TO MAYBE DAHLIA IS STILL ALIVE

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lets see if i can break Iris' locks with this new info

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i'm sad i give up

nothing in my inventory worked for the last one

but now i know i have two more profiles

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HEY EDGEWORTH DID YOU KNOW IRIS HAS A TWIN SISTER

Phoenix: Hey, Edgeworth. Phoenix: Did you know Iris had a twin sister...? HOW THAT IS THE SAME EXACT THING I SAID

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No, I’m going to throw you a bone here; Dahlia is NOT alive. Of that you can be sure.

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OH so Edgeworth knows about Pheenie hahaha

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Mia saw to that by getting her convicted of murder.

AND YET...can she still have some direct affect on this case?  Mysterious...

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oh YAAAAAAY

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there are spirit mediums all over the place. She is a demon. Maybe somebody didn't ward off the demons well enough. I know a few powerful ones there that didn't have their hood on. oh course Edgeworth doesn't like Misty.

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now that I have Dahlia's prfile, maybe now I can break Iris' locks?

nah i had an idea to go and show bikini her profile

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nvm then

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yess Dahlia's profile worked

the locks broke!

Dahlia always does the evil thing not the right thing

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To Pearl!

Where's Pearl!

Didn't find Pearl but I found: Gumshoe!

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dammit i forgot about Godot!

BURT HMMM

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what i can see of this letter is very important and i will show it off to whoever i think is worthy

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Chickens are good though

woooo i get the medal detector again!

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we had this kind of thing in 2-4! nice I get to use it again

I JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LADDER FOR ONCE I WAS SO TIRED OF EVERYBODY IGNORING IT

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Now it's time for: Deep life conversations with Gumshoe, Part 2

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oops o found the thing. I wanted to look at all of the opinional dialogue though!

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ty gumshoe oyu are a very good friend

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Pearl and Larry are back!

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also: Pearl is bad at reading, so somebody READ IT TO HER. SOMEBODY WAS OFFERING TO READ IT TO HER. HMMMMMM

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nah whatever

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that was dumb

i am dumb but remember I have never played this game before so my actions look even more stupid to you

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i broke the locks!

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ya well your mother kinda sucks. Sorry.

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i forgot about Godot dammit

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im sorry you are mad godot. You are very sad man. Please stop being mean to me.

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well i need to sleep it's 1:00

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This is terrifying because Morgan cares and is a killer and is using pear to do that and Godot is terrifying and i feel really bad for him and i feel bad for so many people

it is interesting because dammit this story is very great. Soooo many things

and it has some adorable moments so that makes it even better

Last Monday at 10:17 AM

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Playing more while I eat

Hello pearl!

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Why the project's office??

Stupid kindle

Oh hey edgy!!

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I KNEW IT would switch to godot but hearing it being said makes me scared

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Edgeworth: fight like there is no tomarrow! - assuming I ever believe there is

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Edgy is being a good and supportive friend.

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We also might learn the mystery of godot. Which will probably make me cry.

Oh look the normal judge is back

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As they're brothers

*aw

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Godot theme

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You better apologize to me

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Well this confession will help me figure out what happened so thank you iris!

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Bullshit iris. Maya was channeling an evil someone. Even if you did see Maya it wasn't her

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Ya but also that person was misty and wouldn't hurt Maya

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More of Morgans kids think we're dating.

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The staff is a sword

Dagger wasn't there but staff is sword

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Hey that worked!

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Yay I got the the point where I can reveal me dea is misty

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Hahaha oh sorry, I thought you were far enough to have worked it out for sure.

Well, but you have to know by now why he wouldn’t see the writing?

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It's fine. And ya I'm into another testimony from Maya

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I'm trying to stop liking him as much as this goes on but I feel sad

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Yes Maya I do know now. That doesn't mean I'm happy about it.

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In taking a break but it looks like we are about to head his dad backstory :(

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SAD

stupid kindle

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Back. Time to listen to sad story

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He was the guy who was poisoned?!?

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Yep.

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All of this because he had a grudge against Dahlia, and a completely misguided one against Phoenix

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Back again. Today sucks

GREAT SO SAY

GREAT SO DAHLIA CAUSED ANOTHER GUYS MYSERY

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Sorry I ended up leaving randomly so often...

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Aaaaand I have to leave again

Last Monday at 8:30 PM

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...back...

I'm playing more again. Almost two hours ago you though i fished

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Maya it poking holes in my theory but I am not worried

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Like I alright deducted it was behind his mask

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I still feed and for him...

FEEL BAD

STUPID KINDLE

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Only one who defeated me in the courtroom was edgeworth and even then I LET him win

Blood!!!

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somebody call an a!violence or something!!!!

Okay sure but we really need to call somebody

This is terribly sad

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What could she have done in the feenie  case?!?

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Whaaaat he was saying iris for most of that

*dating

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Aww this is adorable

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Aww godot actually handed Phoenix the coffee instead of throwing it at him this time

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FRAAAANZYYYYYY I forgot about her!!!

And edgeworth!

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Larry!!! You are part of the family too!!get in the group h ug!

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Being strong for the 9 year old who destroyed you of course

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Gumshoe!!! You are also in the family

LARRY YOU ARE COMING WITH US

And sure maggey can be in the family

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