#i love bentley ok this is not bentley erasure

[werewolfpirate]

[obsessivefreakandpartners]

Hell walked in hoping for a war, then promised to hunt down Beelzebub for chasing to run away with Gabriel.

Now, heaven is threatening aziraphale with the erasure of his existence from the book of life for helping Gabriel while the Metatron walks in ( who Crowley pretends not to remember as I have this headcanon that he is a seraphim who remembers or at least knows most of heaven stuff but chooses to mess with them instead ).

Serious stuff is happening, meanwhile, Crowley sits in the background completely bored because all he wants is for them to get the fuck out of there so he can spend some time with his baby ( I believe that he wasn't planning on confessing to him before Nina and Maggie talked him into that, he just likes to be alone with his love, ok?). And him tidying up tho 😭 He just knows that Aziraphale is all for having his space clean and organized and Crowley wants his exhausted hubby to find everything else in place :') Plus, it's his own space too and he takes care of it much like Aziraphale takes care of the Bentley :').

Crowley is relatable. He is in love with Aziraphale, the stars and his car. All he wants is for everyone to leave him live and let live like the romantic he is at heart ( and have dates with his angel ).