#i love all my disaster children so much hsdjkfhsk

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oh my god i love your dnd characters so much! i wanna hear more about them if you don't mind!

!! awww that’s so sweet of you and absoLUTELY I’d never turn down a chance to gush! 

Dharka is a forest gnome who’d been separated from her family at a veryyoung age. Luckily, she was found by a mama bear, taken in and raised alongside her cubs. After she grew up, and they parted ways, she roamed the woods for a good chunk of her life until one day getting her leg caught in a bear trap. She was saved by a friendly halfling lumberjack named Elin nursed back to health, and eventually the two of them became friends and fell in love. They spent 100 wonderful years together, until Elin passed away from old age and Dharka was left on her own. With a mid-life crisis setting in and nothing better to do anymore, she set off into the world to explore and see what all the fuss was about…

Koval is a farming kid who was raised by his paternal grandparents. When he was about 16, he realized that he could (accidentally) do magic, and–urged by his grandparents who were convinced he was a chosen one, and who believed his mother must have been some kind of spirit–ventured out into the world to discover who he was. He spent most of the story going around telling people he was “half-human,” and only by the end of it all did he finally run into his mom, a very human bard who just liked country accents

Delwyn is a tiefling fighter born to dwarf parents because, really, why not? She’s pretty short, clocking in at 4′5″, but built like a brick shithouse. She had a thing for the cleric of the party (a very quiet lady aasimar), and liked to go around challenging people to drinking contests. At story’s end, she settled down with the aasimar to start a blacksmithing business together and, eventually, to get happily married.

Rilla is a water genasi druid who grew up in the swamps south of most civilization. Her father is human, and her mother was a water spirit who’d disappeared soon after Rilla was born. Rilla was mostly raised by her father, and her adventure kicked off when he fell ill. She set out, to either a) find a cure, or b) find her mom so they could meet one last time. At some point along the way, she ended up in the big city with her ragtag party and, horrified that there were lizards being raced at the local casino, convinced everyone to stage an elaborate heist (and they also snagged some gold along the way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Kathy Jenkins is a bard I made for a Space-themed oneshot for the sole purpose of telling my friends I love them through the most annoying motivational quotes i could find