#i lov choukei but its like i just feel theyre a lot like me and my bro. my bros taller than me so he introduces himself as the oldest always

[karamatsu]

got any choukei headcanons for us karamatsu?

HEH! KARAMATSU PRESENTS CHOUKEI HEADCANONS!?!? Sorta???? I’m not good when it comes to headcanons dgdhdjdj but this is some stuff i like/i think they do based on some of their skits and interactions

These aint inc*st btw so dont tag as bl///mtsu!!

Also these got rlly long??? Sorry lmao

1. Oso and kara could be watching a movie and point at the ugly characters like “haha thats you!” and then get kicked out of the movies bc they dont shut up they just “NO thats YOU!” All the way through. The others try to pretend not to know them but unfortunately they all have the same face so they gone too.

2. A lot of ppl say that kara doesnt call oso “nii san” bc he lacks respect for him but tbh i just think he doesnt think its “cool” to call him “nii san” (he does calls him aniki at times) or maybe he’s p comfortable w oso so he doesnt rlly find a need to use honorifics for him. Probably also knows oso likes being called nii san and just does it out of spite dggdgdhd

3. Karamatsu introduces himself as the oldest one when oso’s not around. Oso comes in like “i am the oldest?? Born by 2 minutes 45 seconds and 87 milliseconds? before u?? Fake binch?” Oso probably doesnt keep track of like how long the other bros took to be born but has to always remember kara’s to rub it on his face. Kara is probably the whole “uh we’re sextuplets does it matter?” Only when it comes to osomatsu bc he likes still being older than the other ones. Fake ass ho

4. I feel when kara dragged oso out in ep 24 there wasn’t much of a fight. Just karamatsu holding him down telling him he was acting like an idiot and he should apologize. Like just yelling at him. Osomatsu probably doesnt say much, gets out of kara’s grip, gives him an angry look and walks in but just goes to their room instead and kara walks in like 🤷🏻‍♂️ and goes to check on jyushi. a lot of ppl like to speculate theres always like a huge fist fight or a bunch of yelling or oso crying onto kara abt choro leaving. But this is the way i’ve always seen it lol

5. Oso loves to pick on his little bros, kara isnt left out of this and kara absolutely hates it sgdhdhd like sure he’s getting attention but he shouldve been the oldest!!! Why is the oldest such a shit!!! Oso probably loves picking on kara the most bc hes all big talk but hes still his baby bro and he must be reminded

6. I love the bit in episode 10. The one where kara brings up his insecurities to oso and oso gives him some kind of advice. I feel like even though kara knows oso can be a shit boi he’s still his older brother and can confide on him the most/lean on him when he absolutely desperately needs advice. Kara probably doesnt want to bug his baby brothers, he probably sees himself as someone who should be there for them rather than the other way around so oso is all he’s got unfortunately agsgdgdh

7. I wanted to add that kara has no patience for oso and will call him out on his shit/hit him if necessary but this is already canon dgdhdb

8. I like the hc that they both sleep next to totty bc they want to protect baby bro. Theyre both incredibly over protective of jyushi and totty because theyre the babies of the 6 of them. A lot of ppl like to hc that totty set it up that way but like i wanna say both oso and kara wanted totty to sleep next to them to watch him and were arguing over it and in the end totty was like “JEEZ FINE OK I’LL SLEEP BETWEEN YOU BOTH SO YOU BOTH CAN WATCH OVER ME CAN WE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?”

9. Granted when they meet atsushi when tottys dating him, all the bros are probably like 👀 but probably oso and kara are like his top 2 bodyguards. Up until sushi mentions his income and oso’s like “TOTTY U GOTTA MARRY HIM” while kara’s like “U CANT GIVE IN THAT EASILY OSOMATSU!!” Eventually they come to see atsushis a nice dude and like. Totty already always knows when they’re spying on them so they just let them be lmao

10. When it comes to karamatsu starting to date chibita, osomatsu is always teasing him. In kun, oso accidentally kissed chibita so i feel like osomatsu brings that up a lot sggshd. Chibita will gladly help karamatsu get oso to shut up dgshsh.

11. This doesnt have to do w anything but i just hc that theyre the most competitive when they’re against each other.

12. Also that they’re probably the best dancers out of the six (not saying that theyre good dancers just happen to dance better than the younger bros lol)

13. Also just. Every single one of their interactions are just roasting each other. But if oso knows his little bro is in a bad mood he will be there for him. He wont push him to talk bc he knows how karamatsu is but he assures him if he needs anything he knows where to find him all at the small price of a beer and oden at chibita’s. (Its a joke but he still wants him to know he’s there for him lol)