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miaoqing · 4 months ago

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i know it's mainly a joke but... touching grass is genuinely sooo good for you. drank wine in a backyard with my friends all day and now svsss discourse feels like a distant nightmare; just as irrelevant in the real world as like. getting chewed on by a crocodile

#actually in the dream it was either an alligator or a very large pike - the water was murky so it was hard to tell #i live in sweden so pike is lowkey more likely but alas #but tbh #like genuinely if you have the ability i STRONGLY recommend going outside and hanging out with real people sometimes #the drinking is obvs optional but it's kind of a nice reset in a way.#like who's thinking of shen jiu lore when drunk of their balls 😭😭😭😭 not me that's for sure #i was busy making out with oomf sorry #miao #that cheap wine and 10 piece sushi combo really heals you in a way few other things do....

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