#i live for pac having the most schoolgirl-ass crushes but is also the one making moves on fit instead of the opposite

[evafhernee]

pac would definitely be that kinda guy to use those cheesy schoolgirl crush nicknames (but in portuguese) for fit whenever he talks about him to others. like mike will mention some guy (fit) named fucking “abacaxi” and fit will be like “who the fuck is pineapple???” and that’s when they’ll realize that it doesn’t really work no matter if the nickname is in portuguese or english because they have a fucking live translator.

they refuse to tell fit who “abacaxi” is anyways (it’s him) and he’s like “ok i won’t ask anymore” so now pac and mike constantly berate each other about this guy named “abacaxi” (fit) whenever fit does something remotely romantic to pac or vice versa

they’ll also use it durning the global events so out of the blue whenever pac is by fit mike will start talking about “abacaxi” (fit) and people will be like who the fuck is pineapple???? and fit will explain to them that it’s their ‘friend’ from something completely unrelated and so “abacaxi” becomes some fucking enigma when really it’s just fit. also the brazilians and roier know they would instantly