#i literally miss y'all when i'm offline

[formulawolff]

me reading all of the comments, asks, & concepts you guys send me:

[vegaseatsass]

Tragic and painful to have to make rushed little text posts before hopping offline and never getting to interact w/ the rest of the fandom butttttttt AH, 4 MINUTES, HOW DO I LOVE THEE? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS

Original timeline Great is my new favorite character (though Tonkla can cage fight him for it next ep when he's back on my screen), and original timeline Great/Tyme is so very very VERY my shit. Orig timeline Great, someone who is used to horrible things happening around him/because of him, being full shrug emoji at horrible things being done TO him - at a hot doctor stalking him, seducing him, and non-consensually filming him and publicly exposing the footage - in fact, learning that Hot Doctor did all this to fuck with Great's stepdad just makes Great want him more - absolute character perfection, to me. The way you can see the raw material for who Great becomes when he has the superpower to make different choices - someone who wants to do good (to lock down that hot doctor who has utterly dickmatized him, mainly, lol but I think he also does just want to be better than his father and family, sincerely), but who is so totally acclimated to bad as his baseline, that it doesn't occur to him until afterwards that he could do anything but witness and enable all the violence around him. Never have I been so compelled by a character getting do-over powers, because never have I met one so human in his cowardice and inertia and instinctual, nurtured, self-loathed selfishness.

And GreatTyme is just so much more delicious to me as a ship in this form. Tyme clocked Great as a Sriwatsombat and a gay mark and immediately ruthlessly tracked him down, tumbled him into bed and made sure to film it. Like he came up with that plan so QUICKLY and so READILY and the only sign of hesitation he really showed was in the actual uploading of footage. All the awkward wincing pick-up line clumsiness we see in the new timeline is missing from original timeline Tyme. He isn't trying to get into Great's heart, just his pants, and there is literally zero hesitation when that's his goal. Being smooth at human kindness: AHHHHH. Being smooth at manipulation, sexual terrorism and ice cold revenge: He's in his element.

Idk I'm just obsessed y'all. Great's FIRST question was "Why haven't you answered my texts?" his SECOND question was "Why didn't you post that on Onlyfans and make some money?" only his THIRD question was "Why did you do that?" and his FOURTH question was "You're fighting with my dad? Wickeddddddddddd"

[captain-hawks]

Dee my beloved!! I missed you so very much these past couple of weeks! I have post notifications for you turned on so every time I got a lil notification from you I would be like c: when I saw your url and then :c bc I was usually too distracted/busy to come on here esp bc I need a laptop for the level of word vomit I usually conjure up for your precious thoughts and words.

I hope you're feeling better, so sorry to hear you were sick. I spent 20 hours making over 2 gallons of noodle soup and all its accoutrement for my bf's surprise bday party so I'm virtually sharing it with you. It's a bun rieu with plenty of Dungeness crab topped with lots of fresh veggie and herbs and homemade crab meatballs and herby fish paste and lil porky meatballs.

Did you do anything fun over labor day/are you prepping for fall in any way? I'm switching out my candlessss even though it is still a hellscape where I am and will feel like living on the surface of the sun until November.

I missed your AMA so can I ask now? What's the most embarassing thing that's happened to you in recent memory? Bc I flew home for a wedding and although it was for the son of beloved family friends (the son i also consider a brother figure), some people should not get schwasty in public bc the father of the groom came over loudly proclaim/lament that he wished *i* was becoming his daughter in law instead. At his son's wedding to a very sweet lady I adore. Five separate times. With people all around. I wanted to return 2 the sea. I wanted to be left alone in a corner with the 6 ebooks I had downloaded. I literally hid in a restroom for 75 minutes and risked everybody thinking I had The Shits just so I could get some peace to myself.

Anyways, before I go I am going to leave you with some of the final product of the cake I was telling you about that I was testing different components for. I really wish I could actually share with y'all instead of just telling you and cate about it in chats but until wonkavision is invented I'll pretend sending a pic is the same thing. I settled on double vanilla brown butter cake/pickled cayenne strawberry compote/yuzu and lemon curd liquid cheesecake/graham milk crumb. The layers didn't come out as cleanly as I'd hoped but I might try another one with white and yellow peaches (macerated? Cooked into a jam or Japanese style syrup?) and a Mango curd to squeeze every last bit of summer fruit season out.

If kita-non is around and for some reason bothers to read my inane prattle can i pls share a slice with u too. The couple times I got to skim your thoughts these past few weeks I was spending time offline I wanted to give your brain a big ole squeeze. Just lookin' at the pair of you with hearts in my eyes like look at u guys go torturing us with sweet sweet kita thoughts. We can pretend he supplied the fruits used in the cake ❤

I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK 😭🫶!!!!!

i was still feeling quite cruddy over labour day weekend, but i DID go hunt down the CVS puffer jacket snoopy plushie....a personal accomplishment 😂 (he was hard to find!). also i’m planning to bust out my giant totes of halloween decorations this weekend!!! my fall candles are staring at me adoringly from the closet ready to take over.

I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR MISFORTUNE????? i cannot believe. i, too, would have called the bathroom my new home to never be perceived again. (has anyone informed sober!dad of his big drunk mouth????)

so this is secondhand embarrassment until i come up with a better story BUT i was on a zoom meeting at work today, and a man was pitching software to my boss & i. said man realized 40 minutes in that the software actually isn’t even available in my geographical region and thus he had completely wasted our time. i watched his soul leave his body through the screen. the most awkward goodbye followed.

also if i magically appear in your pocket at some point like a tiny creature with its hands out begging for food, it’s because every time you describe something you’ve made, i yearn like no tomorrow. that soup sounds divine?? AND THE CAKE!!!!! THE CAKE!!!!!!!! it’s beautiful. it puts other cake to shame. i will dream of this cake. it will haunt me.

[bruisedfuse]

A.C.A.B.- ALL CLOUDS ARE BASTARDS.

(WHITMORE BELONGS TO SOCK.CLIP) I'm just a little fan, with little needs. with that out of the way, this is an ask/rp blog thing dedicated to the whitty FNF mod, with a pinch of "canon". i am bad at this.

no carrds here, no google drives here, no icons here. we're making this one the good old way.

welcome to this..! thing! of a blog! lol this blog was established a while ago. don't remember when. don't care too.

nothing crazy to be found in this pinned post, I'm just laying down some basics.

I wanted to bring back this blog cause it kinda... okay I can't explain it, but it means a lot to me. also real missing whitty hours. I've been busy on other blogs, and that's mainly how I noticed just how... empty the tumblr fnf rpc feels as of lately.

Nobody came to hear me mope, let's get to the good shit.

RULES

13+ ONLY! Blog will feature potentially serious or even dark themes, swearing, potential violence, psychological and/ or even generally physical struggles

(OC, canon, crossover, AU, etc friendly)

TRIGGER WARNINGS (TW) FOR: harsh language, poverty, anxiety, rage issues, existentialism, implications of physical abuse. I can tag anything if needed too.

If I haven't replied to your reply on one of my posts, it's nothing personal! It's just that I literally can't do that lol. Use them reblogs if ya wanna chat please.

Don't rush me for a roleplay thread if it ever comes to us doing one! I have my own set of problems offline, and if you can't respect that then please leave lol.

ROLEPLAY

The verse of Whitty Whitmore that I will be portraying here goes as follows: He's a rapper with talent, who just didn't get lucky. Multiple organizations are after bass now, and they travel a lot as he is constantly busy fleeing from them all. Standard stuff. Also has been attacked by a robot dragon at some point. Weird old threads will be weird and held dear.

NAME: Whitty (Whitmore)

HEIGHT: cmon. yall know this one. (8ft)

AGE: 20 something? They don't count.

GENDER: Funky. Likes nonbinary label.

PRONOUNS: He/They/It/Bass/Smoke

SEXUALITY: None with left nope. (Ace)

OTHER PREFERENCES: Biromantic(?)

PERSONALITY SUMMARY: They are... Honestly just a guy. Stressed out, sure, anxious, definitely, a lil' bit too easy to agitate, but mostly! Mostly, Bass does manage to remain invitingly timid. Still a 'bit' funked. Raised on the streets, he can and absolutely does swear without filter. It's how they remain calm usually. Can't socialize for shit otherwise, lmao.

ASKS

All is welcome! I only ask there be no content that, y'know, violates tumblr TOS lmao (Includes potentially dirty jokes or implications- Thank you in advance)

You can send M!As, random questions, bug Whitty, bug me, starters, anything. (It is preferred that we consult in some way before we jump straight to sending roleplay starters though!)

ABOUT ME: Just.. call me mod or mun tbh. Do not worry much about gender talk, though I hold a funny preference for terms like bro, dude, etc. Maybe if I establish some mutuals on here then I might come up with some silly name y'all can address me by? Idk. Maybe. lol.

I don't see a point to adding the same exact copy paste DNI section, since, as everybody here already knows: Those cannot stop the exact people they are supposed to be stopping 'cause those people incredibly likely can't even read. I still hate them, and I still will be more than thrilled to get to block them. Try me terfs lol, see what ya can get lmao.

[apocalypticgargoyle]

PAIN

Gene my tumblr notify didn't work so I thought you went afk for today... I was offline again and didn't even notice everyone welcoming me back T^T

Hello!!! I missed you too 🤠, you too Rye and I'm sorry you stayed bcz you thought I was lurking I was literally just watching Raya and the last dragon (I recommend watching it also I might've cried a lot)

I live y'all buuut I hat the way we're in diff timezones bcz i might actually fall asleep again while waiting for another anons response I'm sorry in advance

Also i should go to sleep bcz tmrw is picture day (yes on a mf Saturday my school is trash) buuuuuut the idea of talking to you awesome people is more attractive than looking good in my pics tmrw

- mel

(my asks are always so long bcz I keep having to apologize, also Gene I sent my friend you love and she responded with a ":)")

P.S. 6'4 my bestie approved of me being your girl and being claimed by you so when shall we get married

The fact that I just got an ask seconds before this from Lo and you're mentioned

ALSO DONT APOLOGIZE AND FR GO TO BED SEEETHEART!! ILL KEEP YOUR TAG UPDATED SO YOU DONT MISS ANYTHING MY SWEET

☕

[6ad6ro]

sorry to everyone who follows me for this long post. this'll be my last reply abt this.

"i've never met anyone who complains about souls bein unfair" have u actually TALKED to anyone outside ur bubble? literally ppl meme how cheap n unfair the game is within the fanbase. y'all are just suffering from the "hard but fair" brainrot. nobody w sense calls this game "fair". it memes bc it's insanely UNFAIR. and it was designed that way. nes battletoads can be a "learning experience" but it's far from "fair". i don't need to provide you extra examples bc it's literally as obvious as "the sky appears blue". if you choose to claim it's red that's on you. but u can look up my like 100+ posts on the subject if u REALLY care bc i've pointed it all out again and again.

you people... yeah ppl WANT a different experience for the easy mode. every game w difficulty HAS this. go play orig doom on easy. then on hardest. COMPLETELY dif gameplay experience. and it's great. it's normal. it's just souls fanboys are so AMAZINGLY ELITIST and full of shit that they think "this is the only way"? no actually everybody is different and 90% of other gamers DON'T WANNA PLAY a game that's so overly punishing and cheap that it makes em miserable? u could just modify the healthbars so the player could tank more hits etc n maybe remove a couple enemies n nerf damage? and it'd be fine. it'll still be tough? just a lot more reasonable. go play ds1 and use the soul clone glitch to get a buncha extra stats before goin thru the rest of the game. it literally becomes a very reasonable yet still challenging game and it's AMAZING. like soulclone glitch FIXES many of the flaws in the first game.

souls gameplay isn't special. it's the aesthetics and storytelling that's special. and THAT'S what the bulk of ppl are missing out on. so many ppl have to watch streams of souls to experience it n that's so fuckin lame n unnecessary. no ur game won't be hurt by an easy mode. at most, the fanbases frail ego might be modified (for the better) when y'all realise souls is just a cool game and not a way of life?

every other game still has "shared experiences" even w easy modes. and no other singleplayer game is as toxic as souls AS IT IS with: "how do i beat this boss" "git gud scrub". like kinda hard to brag about "community" when y'all have the worst community of any singleplayer game. an easy mode would actually cut through ppls bad attitudes like a hot knife thru butter. a shared experience isn't valuable when most ppl think it's shit, lol. souls is just a game.

srry all the issues u brought up would be made 100x easier w stat n healthbar changes alone. or u can just have those parts be left in. still a HUGE improvement. still will make everyone else more likely to play. HAHAHAHAHA holy shit ur worried about smurfing? SOULS ALREADY HAS THAT and it's so bad that communities online pop up just to farm soul items to trade in order to make co-op playable. pretty much the solution to that would be "actually fix the harassment mechanics" or idk "MAKE INVASION OPTIONAL" bc let me tell u. beside the SMALL percentage of u souls fanboys who like bullying ppl etc? NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT! it's a great example of "cheap unfair shit" built into souls. and don't bother saying "play offline" bc ppl still wanna read msgs and summon help for bosses etc. like so many ppl hafta find weird workarounds for the souls bullshit, and the insane fans try n argue that it's a "valuable mechanic". nobody wants your smelly invasion and pvp. it's ugly and repulsive. turn it off. fixed.

ok i'm overexaggerating a lil but "make it optional" *solved*. hell, i think it'd be fair to have invasion only be a part of "normal mode". "easy mode" is for ppl who want a more casual or accessable experience, and to learn how to go into normal. it'd be like a "new game -" and u could complete into "normal". again... everybody wins.

at this point i regret replying to you. this is the only reply you get from me bc... LOLOLOL plz tell me ur kidding? u rly just... accused me of being ABLEIST?!? bc i wanted an easier difficulty partially for disabled gamers? and then you used OTHER accessibility issues as an excuse for why we shouldn't solve ANY of the acc isssues at all? i mean that's more or less what you're saying, even if you aren't aware of it. bc u lack empathy and common sense. you don't understand what the words you're using even mean, but you're so ignorant that you try to turn them against me in a pathetic attempt to "turn the tables" on me? wow u rly GOT me. lolol. god it's no wonder u can't handle silly criticism of your flawed game. it's no wonder u drink the "hard but fair" koolaid. you don't have any fuckin sense.

i was gonna go thru n edit n spellcheck etc but i HONESTLY don't think u deserve that level of effort. holy shit u really accused me of bein ableist over wanting an easy mode like DUDE u gotta get ur life together n stop embarrassing urself on the internet. i feel kinda bad for u. good luck w life. hopefully you'll figure out souls is just a game n not a bible.

Elden Ring is confirmed to not have difficulty settings.

We asked Hidetaka Miyazaki, with his giant stretched out baby head, what he plans to do to make the new game more accessible and enjoyable for the types of gamers who DON’T store my little pony figures in jars full of cum:

“I have come up with a truly ingenious idea this time. Instead of solving any and all issues by adding in an easy mode, which would make the game better for everyone, I have instead made most of the good content completely optional! Players who enjoy having fun with games can feel free to skip a majority of ER, due to it’s cheap and tedious difficulty, in order to save time for objectively better games! I am truly excited to create a game that is almost completely unplayable for people who have any standards for themselves.”

Elden Ring is slated to release Q1 2029 fuck you.